![Wsop3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cQPvvrm.jpg "Wsop3[1].jpg")
on ESPN right now
Who's gonna win esspee?
>>63444237
As long as Joe McKeean doesn't fuck his shit up he'll easily make the last 2
>Busting out on hand 2
All of my keks
>>63444320
What did u expect when he was the second shortest stack?
>you will never go all-in on the second hand at the final table and lose
Feels bad being poor.
Blumenfield goat
Why aren't we seeing every hand of every player? Dafuq?
>All the fedoras in the crowd
>>63444459
Should be a 15 minute delay on what they show per Nevada gaming rules.
>>63444523
>30 minute delay this year
>Used to only be 15
>>63444523
30 min delay. I want to see what these faggots are folding.
>>63444566
Vegas only requires 15. Unless they changed the rules since last year it's just ESPN being jews.
Blumenfield ftw. His fan base made me kek
>Folding 10s there
And that's how you make it to the final table. That was impressive.
BLUMENFELD QUEENS! HOLY SHIT!
Lmao blumenfield conspiracy?
>>63444644
That really was amazing.
>>63444644
That wasn't a good fold, that old guy is just a massive nit. Happened to be up against AA that time so it looks good.
It's like I'm watching a soccer match, judging by all the sponsors these guys are wearing.
*tips queens*
Glad McKeehen shaved, he was getting to Schwartz-tier unkempt.
This is on a 30 min, they said it at the beginning of the broadcast.
>>63445057
meant for
>>63444592
>>63444566
are they not showing hole cards? what kind of bush league tv production is this?
Degenercy sit is not a sport
>>63445177
They only show cards when someone gets into the pot. This is probably contractually required as this is on a short delay.
>>63444273
>implying chip leaders don't always implode in the November 9
Folding: The Experience
>>63444566
>>63444459
They said earlier that they're only showing the hands of players who voluntarily enter chips to the pot
also
>kek at the fedora fans
>>63445250
Welcome to what real poker looks like
>>63445250
>I've never played the final table of a poker tournament
>>63445262
Then I hope for more cheesy jokes to carry the program.
Also:
>this Duff music
Why don't they do 7 card stud? Didn't they use to?
>>63445389
There's still 7-card stud events at the WSOP, but the Main Event is just straight up NLHE
>4 betting ace 7 off
Nice
Call the clock on this asshole
>Blu-meme-field
Guy's a maniac
Pretty interesting commentary for casuals.
>>63445553
seriously, there has to be a shot clock to prevent this insane downtime
>>63445553
It's the main event final table, taking ~3 mintues per decision is pretty standard
This fucking jew needs to act faster.
Also, Blumenfield is the absolute GOAT
>Blumenfield out jewing the jew
>>63445597
K/2 he had no decision to make
>>63445597
This. It's a fucking million dollar decision. You don't call a clock until they either have a reputation for Hollywooding or you hit the 10 minute mark.
>>63445654
He could easily have gone all in if he made the right read.
>>63445657
Not really million dollar. They all already got a million dollars. Next pay bump is only $97k, and that's assuming an all in.
>>63445687
lol okay kid
he's just gonna 5-bet shove rags when he's in position to make $3+ million just by folding
>the ever shrinking state of Butter Roll
Blumenfield needs to ship this
>>63445810
Hands just came in from the crowd, so they know he's been a little loose. I would back off for a round if I were him.
>>63445744
>>63445597
It's bad etiquette to call the clock on someone if it's not a big decision e.g. facing an All-In or big river bet
![8pcsDkI[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RSmDGmW.jpg "8pcsDkI[1].jpg")
*tips Blumenfield*
>>63445916
That is just ridiculous
>tfw Negreanu didn't make the 9
>>63445930
Lon already called the crowd "fedora clad".
>>63445959
Bring back Tony G
![1386313235812[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dRlAnJg.jpg "1386313235812[1].jpg")
>everyone jewing the jew
any streams?
>>63445901
I think the opposite really. It's understandable to take more time for those decisions. You don't need 5 minutes every time to decide if you're gonna put in another few big blinds worth of chips on a call.
>>63445999
I PLAYED IT LIKE UH SET
>>63445949
Ivey>Negreanu>Hellmuth
>Tom Dwan will never play in a main event final table
would rape these tight asses
>>63446057
Ivey>Negreanu>Every Full Tilt .5/1 Grinder That Ever Lived>Hellmuth
>>63446113
He's a little busy being some Triad's baccarat slave.
>>63446037
Actually yeah I take it back. Personally, I think it's bad etiquette to call the clock at all unless they're clearly taking the piss and the levels are short.
Butteroni needs to get it in soon. I've enjoyed him in this main event .
>>63446121
THIRTEEN BRACELETS
>>63446133
kek
>>63446143
this
>>63446113
This tbqh
>>63445877
True. Probably better for him to nit and ladder up from here on in and then hope to get a bit of run good 3-way. Didn't think he had the necessary feel/skill to eventually be able to take this down, but he has somewhat impressed with that 4-bet bluff on Stern, so who knows.
>>63446113
you know he's busto, right? he was begging for someone to stake him a couple years ago
Why the fuck are the larger denomination chips bigger than the others? Who thought that was a good idea?
>this guy calling out niggas for taking too long to fold
Guy is pretty cool desu
>>63446210
>not knowing le magician man
>>63446199
Story on Dwan? Is he eating out of trash cans injecting meth type broke or what?
Thank god that fat fucking sweaty crack head piece of shit Schwartz isn't in this final 9.
>>63446245
He lost pretty much his entire bankroll online and now he lives in Macau grinding live cash games
>>63446244
I'm super casual. Is he the meme player?
Anyone else wanna play a WSOP event, not the main event but a 1,000 or 1,500 something like that someday.
>>63446244
le i love america so sick man
>>63446286
FUCKING THIS
It was hilarious how much everyone at the table clearly couldn't stand him. Daniel's fucking smile when he saw he got knocked out
>>63446293
He's 2nd on the all-time money list for live tournament earnings behind Daniel Negreanu. Also used to be a magician
>>63446293
He won the one drop for one million, I think he is highest winning player in history.
>>63446287
anyone else lose their bankroll besides Dwan and Gus Hansen?
>>63446295
I played the €550 event at WSOP Europe in Berlin this year. Biggest event I've played so far and was so much fun. I was sat on a table with Jonathan Duhamel at one point. Almost cashed!
>>63446329
>>63446341
Okay then.
Hopefully the leader collapses.
>>63446402
People were saying Ivey did a while back but he said it was bullshit.
>>63446199
I would guess that he has shitty bankroll management. With his style he could easily go months without winning. Wouldn't take long to go broke playing million dollar cash games.
>>63446402
What happened to Gus?
>>63446286
Schwartz was great and i hope he wins next year
How do I into profitable poker?
Just like an extra 10k a year in earnings to buy into tournies, maybe treat myself to a fedora or two?
>>63446428
Ivey got in deep shit and almost went down with Full Tilt Poker when the feds realized it was a ponzi scheme, but he's fine.
>>63446402
this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erNjXtuKawU
rare footage of how jews and middle-easterners have been doing business for thousands of years
>>63446466
git gud
>>63446466
Play for pennies online for a few months until you don't suck as much, and gradually move up the steaks.
>>63446507
>steaks
>>63446489
I hated him on HSP. Like I honestly had to skip past most of the parts that featured him prominently. Normally I feel for the degens among poker players, but for Gold and Gold alone was I happy to hear he had gone broke.
>>63446466
Grind 8 tables of .25/.50 for 8 hours a day
Hope you don't kill yourself
![CYcntyn[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2raFBA5.png "CYcntyn[1].png")
>>63446522
>2015
>not playing in the high steaks
>>63446539
Gold was a faggot, but remember he said he didn't enjoy winning. He only liked bluffing. It was almost guaranteed he would go broke.
>>63446471
What do you guys think of Ivey's "edge sorting" scandal, I personally don't think it's cheating and he should have got the money.
>>63446489
Jamie Gold's world series run was so much fun to watch, but he was dogshit as soon as he got exposed by the guys on HSP and shows like that
>>63446489
I'm folding instantly after farha re-raises me and i hit nothing on the flop.
>Guy Laliberté
>Jamie Gold
It's absolutely disgusting how much dead money is on this table.
>>63446466
You gotta have heart
omg we seeing flops now?
Where are you guys watching this? My stream isn't the best
>>63446572
He had problems man. Even when he was winning or on a streak during the show he had this crazed look in his eye and always begged people to play into his shit hands. He played it off as a strategy or some shit, but really he just needed the rush.
>>63446418
Sweet, would love to experience something similar! How much for a min cash?
Tfw wanna do main event but if I get to final table dont have any friends to cheer for me
>>63446668
This is precisely why poker will always be profitable to play if you're a winning player. It doesn't matter how tough the competition gets, there will always be enough degenerate gamblers for the grinders.
Most of the professional poker players we see on high stakes have serious gambling problems. They will bet on shit like how long the elevator will take or how many steps there are on a stairwell. You seen the Pros on the rail with their money in their hands a few episodes back when Cannuli won a bet, going wild. So its never really any suprise when faggots like Dwan and Hansen fall off the bandwagon.
>>63446710
I think min cash was like €800
1st place was €160k
![anon[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qrBi7jX.jpg "anon[1].jpg")
>>63446721
We could get some anons to rail you in the ME m8.
>yfw guy fawkes masks in the crowd
I think poker is really fascinating. Imagine taking on Lebron James in 1 on 1 where you would win 40% of the time. Its a really fascinating sport where plebs can make it so far.
/blog
>>63446791
Better than fedoras m8
>>63446754
I heard Ivey bet $100k on Elky to beat Negreanu in that Hearthstone show match over the weekend, but could be total BS.
Either way, you're right. HSP producers even had to step in and put a stop to a lot of the prop bet discussion and shit going on during one of the seasons.
>>63446791
> not wearing fedoras, socks + sandals and growing neckbeards for anon on the rail
>>63446849
I could beat lebron 30% of the time in basketball maybe
>>63446873
Why did HSP die off anyway? I knew they were in trouble when they figured the announcer for that ring girl, but I don't know why it got cancelled. It had to be cheap as fuck to produce.
Blumenfields getting a bit cocky
>>63446930
>figured
Fired
Fuck spellcheck
>>63446930
Had to do with Black Friday and the DOJ indictments, which listed PokerStars (who sponsored the last season of HSP) and FullTilt (that sponsored I think all the other seasons).
When those two left the U.S. market, the money to keep HSP going left with them.
>>63446999
diminishing returns of viewers. tv poker is a niche product, and its popularity is nowhere near as high as it was in the mid 2000's
>>63447085
True, but isn't all of GSN already a niche product?
Any interesting poker stories?
>me at sketchy card room in CA
>blind guy sits down
>gets dealt a hand and says he can "feel" the cards
>entire table gets up and leaves because we thought we were getting played
>>63447085
The only poker show going on right now is Shark Cage and that's a fucking turd of a show. I like that they have non-pro celebrities on it though
>>63446489
Holy shit, that was difficult and yet so good to watch.
GL BUTTERONI
>>63447158
Poker Night in America is still around, sponsored by that poker site only allowed in NJ.
Antonio Esfandiari is a very good announcer, he is right most of the time. Are they calling the match live or are they on a delay.
Lon and Norman are awesome as well.
>>63447108
hadn't thought about that. black friday probably had more to do with it
>>63447158
i don't even watch tv poker anymore, im just an old ft grinder shitposting in this thread
jesus what was that fold old man
>>63447251
30 min delay. And yeah, Antonio knows his shit and he's not too much of a spaz like Negreanu can sometimes be.
lol Neuville is such a typical old man nit
folding A7s for 6 big blinds? what a fish
>>63447291
>>63447276
how did the action go? i'm not watching
BUTTEERRROONNIIII.
Need this beautiful man to double up soon.
>>63447330
Short stack shoved with 6bb, guy with stack of ~36 folds Ah7h from the big, getting almost 2:1 pot odds
>>63447330
short stack open shoved for 6.5 big blinds from the cutoff, folds to old dude with A7s in the big blind
>>63447330
Butter guy shoves short stacked with Q9 clubs (I think), old man folds A7 hearts.
>>63447416
>>63447421
>>63447432
lmfao
HE'S AT THE FINAL TABLE BOYS
WHAT'S STOPPING US?
>>63447499
I don't have $10K spare lying around for the entry fee :c
>>63447291
> being at the final table of the main event about to win over 1 million dollars
> being a fish
Pick one.
![original_Jamie-Gold[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/up8xCdA.jpg "original_Jamie-Gold[1].jpg")
>>63447546
>making the final table of one lol live donkament proves you're a good player
friendly reminder that this fish won the main event
>>63447595
who /twoplustwo/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSINeUHLNw0
>>63447625
/bbv/ here tbqh m8
Blumenfield looks weird as fuck without sunglasses
>>63447499
Social anxiety more then anything also don't like how slow live poker is
![b3hm0i3[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/hcdbBKr.gif "b3hm0i3[1].gif")
>mfw KcKeehen plays a hand
>tfw playing 9-handed SNGs online right now pretending I'm in the November Nine
Is talking about anything other than poker frowned upon?
>>63447788
I kek'd so hard when that happened watching the last episode
they took down hellmuth's pop 'em on the river video
rip, that shit was funny as fuck
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>>63447878
nevermind, i found it
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2o7ucg
you guys gotta watch it, this shit is funny as fuck
>>63447932
Lmao started watching and can tell it's 10/10 good. Will watch in full later.
>>63448029
>>63447932
I swear he's just a troll trying to breed a new type of shitty player so he can take advantage of them
Wait is this gonna be decided tonight? The ESPN2 one says it goes til midnight. Or will it pick up later no matter what?
>>63448126
Playing until 6 left tonight. They pick up tomorrow night.
>>63448126
3 day final table
>>63448157
Gotcha, thanks anon.
>Raise
>Re-raise
>You wake up with aces
It's the stuff of dreams
>old man nit cold four bets
oh wow, he has aces? SHOCKING
Old guy nit 4-bets and has it? Shocking.
>that smile
Time to switch to ESPN2
>>63448308
I honestly think that cost him the call the Jew was ready to play
>>63448232
>>63448233
2spooky britanon
>>63448337
I really hope he wasn't gonna call that. The old guy literally only plays with a made hand.
>>63448308
>playing the main event
>no gf
>qt smiles at you mid-hand
what do?
>>63448451
fold
>>63448451
That smile was so forced. Definite display of weakness
qt tho
>>63448451
I shove and let her know women don't belong at the tables to force a call. Double up and move on.
Who asked for Phil's opinion?
>>63448532
Phil did. Duh.
>>63448532
How long until he mentions >muh white magic?
poker qts time?
>she actually played the whole tournament in her bikini
>>63448501
Kek'd
>>63448618
Is that allowed? I would probably ask for a ruling on that.
>poker qts
Pic related.
![amanda-big-game[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1YTB9s9.jpg "amanda-big-game[1].jpg")
>>63448618
>no new episodes of the big game
>can't stare at leatherman's legs anymore
fucking slut broke negreanu's heart tho
>>63448451
fold and ask her out during the break.
if she says no, who cares? i'm in vegas, land of tens of thousands of escorts
>that fucking honker
Phil btfo
>>63448618
also Liv Boeree
>EPT Main Event Champion
>was literally taught how to play poker on a UK Reality TV Show with Phil Helmuth and Devilfish
>tfw Phil backhands this broad on live TV
>>63448769
forgot pic
>>63448769
>>63448806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GhbT-zEfc
So I told this fish to split, and he actually did it, the absolute madman!
>>63448848
top kek
Goldenballs was comedy gold. One of my parents' friends was on it and got stolen on in the final round
Can someone give cliffs on the players to any reasons why to root for any one of them?
>>63448932
Root for Blumenfield or Butteroni. Blumenfield's an amateur, and Butteroni's Italian and the short stack.
How do we make online poker legal so I don't have to play on Bad-Beat-Bovada anymore?
I would much rather have an American company steal my money than some maple syrup swilling faggots from Canada
>>63448932
the guy with cowboy hat looks cool
>>63448932
Root for the BlumenGOAT. Dude's an amateur and has the fedora frenzy going.
>>63448932
I'm just pulling for an American to win.
>>63448932
Blumenfield is a 61 year old fedora-wearing maniac sort of running the table over
Butteroni is cool, ex-soccer player, v. short stacked though
Steinberg is great to watch and makes funky plays (see the calling with Jack-high hand)
Cannuli's a plucky underdog, youngest player at the table
Neuville is the classic old guy. Only bets when he has it. Used to work for Hasbro or something
McKeehen is an autist and former Risk world champion. Big stack bully mode.
I don't like the other two
>this faggot crying in an interview
There's no crying in poker bitch!
Stern or Steinberg will win this
Scott Seiver Jr. is going to go full autist tilt mode
>>63449159
>>63449094
Just in case anyone forgot/never saw this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCSxZJfLnQ4
>>63448848
Lmfao Liv Boree the fucking dirty money grabbing slut!
Butteroni pls
How has Dwan not been able to recover his bankroll by now, i liked when he would suck out and tilt retards like Hellmuth
>>63449204
game theory brah
>>63449159
I really hope it's not either. Stern is a Jew and Steinberg (also Jew) wore that suit so people remember he's there since he's only in one pot every half hour.
>>63449094
Thank you. I'll make Blumenfield win then. Any chance Stern is related to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_N._Stern ?
Funny story -- I was in LV during the summer and stopped by to check the WSOP.
When they were down to two or three tables, an obvious hooker (semi black, tall heels, miniskirt, etc) came and waved at someone at the feature table. Then during the break she run to Justin Schwartz (who looked like the most disgusting pig) and dragged him somewhere out; then he returned several minutes ago back to the table by himself.
>>63449262
Stern's probably the best player at the table. If he has chips when it's 5-6 handed he'll start bossing the table.
Noooo Butter!
>>63449297
It makes me sick knowing that Justin Schwartz made $411k
>>63449348
McKeehen's the best player at the table
>this hand
rip in peace Butteroni
>>63449297
Schwartz had a long ass rant and he talked about her.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=48359366&postcount=353
>>63449258
He still owes jungleman a bunch of money from welching on the million dollar match.
BUSTERONI
Wtf is with McKeehans autistic faggot stare. Screwing his face up like he's got a problem with the rest of the field. Hope Blumenfield BTFO of the beta.
Man that whole hand just made me dislike McKeehen a lot.
>he hit a massive cooler, he has 3 outs
>no runner, if he gets a runner I get a runner
>le autist face
Fuck this guy, shooting his mouth off and shit for no reason in the most awkward and neckbeardy way possible.
>>63449439
JUST
>>63449383
>McKeehen's the best player at the table
>>63449383
He won't be seeing all of it as he had 25% of himself
>>63449560
Dat pic = McKeehen playing online at home
>>63449560
Dude's been putting on a clinic since day 3
>>63449383
>>63449648
https://vimeo.com/3056132
Schwartz drinking a bottle of whiskey on a prop bet for $10k. Fun part starts like halfway in.
>>63449439
Super tl;dr. Where approximately he talks about her? (i.e if you could pintpoint a sentence I can ctrl-f)
>>63448806
So this bitch makes millions flirting with beta males that give her money?
>>63449738
I hate this fat piece of shit even more now.
McKeehen has almost as much as the three runner ups combined. Holy shit.
>>63449738
>>63449439
I just got to the part where he says he thinks he's in the top 50 in the world in 2 poker variants
top kekkles
>>63449774
found it "A half-black/latina girl sort of forced herself to move in with me during the main event..."
Is this still going on? All I can get is news from ESPN streams.
>>63450029
It's on ESPN2. They are down to 7. Next elimination and they are done for the day.
>>63450057
thanks
link 2 here works:
http://tvtoss.com/pages/player.php?ch_id=1994271641&ctd=1&t=Sports%20Channels
who's the douche in the suit?
![jew[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/AgC84MB.gif "jew[1].gif")
OY VEY I wonder who could be behind this flop?
>>63450498
>Chopped pot
I don't think so
Everyone loves a chop pot~
>>63449738
did Schwartz lose his teeth in a prop bet also?
>mfw this is even worse than videogame tournaments
>>63450624
sorry ape, you need intelligence to play this game (notice there are no dindus at the table)
>>63450667
they got a good boy in charge of counting though
Best cards coming through.
>>63450691
nope
FEDORA CLAD FANS
> watching WSOP main event final table
> not being a fedora clad fan
Feelsbadman
>>63450740
I like the design but >plastic
Trash.jpg
This is my first year watching the final table. Does it usually take this long?
>>63450920
Yes, last year they tried to go down to 3 on the first day and were playing at 5 am
>"hanging with friends"
Even ESPN has to put it in quotes because they know it's a lie.
Set vs top pair top kicker
Night all, it's over.
Old man nit could be toast here
Aww ye we amateur hour now, move over ginger autist
neuville is the prototypical 80 year old guy sitting at every 1/2 game
new dealer is a qtpi tbqh lads
I hate that the 500k chips are a different size to the others. What's the fucking point?
>>63451265
Makes it easier on the dealer maybe
Neuville confirmed for pushing into a monster preflop
Boring table tbqh (to be quite honest).
the old man's on his way out!
Why do all the supporters have custom made shirts? Kinda cringey desu
>>63451355
Yeah this shit has almost sent me to sleep. Shame Daniel and butteroni aren't still around with mid to deep stacks to spice things up a bit. McKeehen confirmed for being max autismo.
