COWBOYS VS IGGLES PREGAME THREAD
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>Game starts in 1 bong 19 bings on SNF
Post streams for the poor (eagle fans)
>prepare for a shit storm of memes and emotion
>>63440391
Get hype
>>63440391
>>63440391
BAD BLOOD
How would the Cowboys be doing if he never got hurt?
The only time, as a Giants fan, I'm rooting for the Cowboys.
>>63440391
WHO D/A/LLAS HERE?
>>63440391
https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/
>Tfw no qb
Hold me Cowbros
>>63441674
6-1 with a close loss to the pats.
r-reporting
go eagles fuck the eagles though. And I was having such a nice day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FuCafEUD4M&feature=youtu.be
Good luck Cowbros. Hope we both get out of this one with no injuries. God I love it when our games get televised like this.
fly eagles FLY
Nice job repping Byron Jones in the OP. He is going to be so fucking elite.
>>63441856
>be Eagles fan
>call them "Cowbros"
You are a fucking disgrace.
>all the morning games absolute garbage
>all the afternoon games good
>suddenly, a primetime matchup between two 0-10 teams
k
>>63441885
>being a dick to other fans
I don't see the point, it just makes the experience hostile and non-comfy.
ITS NOT TIME BUT HERE IS ONE FOR THE PREGAME
>>63441877
>mfw the Iggles had a chance to draft him but Chip chose a meme wideout instead
>>63441931
Iktfb but I'm usually a dick
>>63441885
>eagles fans are only comfortable when being toxic pieces of shit
You and your nigger infested shithole of a city will never win a superbowl. Negative karma will keep you at 0-2 for the rest of the NFL's life
>>63441712
yessir
>>63441931
>>63441995
why don't you faggots fuck each other?
>>63442017
says the fanbase who shot and killed a Pats fan a couple weeks ago.
>>63442017
Eagles/Cowboys are probably the most heated rivalry in the NFL second only to maybe the Packers and the Bears. Are you really this new?
>>63442111
Was probably a bandwagoner anyhow.
>>63442111
>implying all patriot fans don't need to be shot down
Wew lad
So how many passes tipped off of Jordan Matthews hands into Sean Lee's hands will happen tonight bros?
>>63442111
Don't forget Dallas fan cheered for the guy to kill him
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/653405109712351232
who /criscringesworth/ here???
>>63441856
I hope Murray tears both ACL's and Chip has a cheese steak induced heart attack on the field!
>>63441712
Here bro
Guys I'm scared, with all these SJWs crying for Hardys head I'm afraid RoJew Goodell is gonna re-suspend Hardy, can he do that?
>>63442197
rude
who /Comfy/ here?
>>63442197
Murray has been performing poorly enough to prove that the Dallas o-line made him. Chip needs to go though, he's a special case of stupid. His gimmicky shit doesn't work the league of football that actually matters, so he just steps it up a notch and goes full retard.
>>63442250
He can't, the PA would sue the league to shit.
FUCK THE FUCK OFF BOB COSTAS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HATE YOU
FUCK OFF COSTAS YOU INSUFFERABLE SJW C U C K
>black NFL player commiting domestic violence
is this news to Bob Costas?
>>63442298
BAN GUNS
fuck you Bob Costas
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
>>63442250
Wait, what did Hardy do again? Something new, or still him throwing his girlfriend or something? Jesus, what's with NFL players getting punished for non-issues?
>>63442334
beat the shit out of his gf and cowboys and jerry are like whatever, we are scum of the nation anyways
>>63442298
>>63442319
>>63442330
joe buck pls go
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GREG HARDY! YOU DENSE UNEDUCATED FOOLS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NO RESEARCH INTO HIS CASE! Leave him the fuck alone.
Has it ever been confirmed Hardy paid Holder off? If so why wasn't he arrested for witness tampering? Costas just said he paid her off like it was fact and while I assume that's what happened I never saw it confirmed.
>can't blame goodell
sure, of course not
>>63440391
>Yfw they told the SJWs to fuck off
>>63442334
He didn't do anything new, for some reason they decided to release the pictures of the girl he had a domestic dispute and everyone is outraged acting like he almost beat her to death.
Of course nobody cares she was coked up and trespassing
Please let staying up this late be worth it
>>63442372
what the fuck do you think settlements are?
>>63442372
common sense, unless you're a lawyer common sense is enough
rate my food for the next few days 2bh fám
So, we are drinking every time they mention anything related to Greg Hardy's domestic violence case right?
>>63442372
It was a civil settlement you fucktit
this is why people with no knowledge of the justice system should stop while they're ahead
Who else witnessed Aqib Talib poke that nigga in the eye? I almost want to believe he did it so Peyton didn't beat Favre's record in garbage time
>>63442372
Either that or threatened to off her if she testified
Is Rodney Harrison the most insufferable cut on tv?
>>63442362
NFL shouldn't give a shit, women don't watch football anyway. And no, those who do are only there to try and please their boyfriends; hardly any of them really give a shit about the game, it's all a herd mentality thing for them.
>rg3 on the bench
>>63442418
W-what is it?
>>63442372
civil settlement
the DA didnt file a criminal suit
>>63442428
Uhh who is this trouser arouser good sir?
>>63442428
Gross, why does every whore feel the need to get a belly button piercing? I've also noticed a huge increase in nipple piercings, fuckin degens
>>63442428
who is this semen demon
>>63442437
RGIII is cancer who blames losses on everyone but himself. I hope nobody takes him when the R******* let him go.
are the redskins possibly worse than the loins?
>>63442444
Teriyaki marinated chicken and grilled eggplant
>this week's lucky team is...
>PITTSBURGH
lel no
Costas just can't resist being a whiny liberal faggot
>>63442423
Man I don't wanna die
>>63442423
lel im already drnk
>>63442435
I've only met one (1) woman who followed NFL seriously and understood the game well. All other female football fans I know only watch their own team play and even then don't care that much about the sport itself.
>hurr durr he was convicted
in a sham of a bench trial by a judge with a known feminist agenda
>hurr durr he reached a settlement so his charges could get dropped
charges would have been dropped anyways because her ass, under oath, admitted to being drunk and coked up during the incident and had inconsistencies that led the court to deem her "unreliable" even before the "settlement"
both were in the wrong, both fucked up, and Hardy performed all that the legal system required of him now shut the fuck up about it
>>63442509
He gets paid by NBC to say that stuff t b h
>>63442505
Just fuck
>>63442401
>>63442406
>>63442425
Show me a link to a reputable site saying there was a civil settlement because I have never seen it actually confirmed. People assume he paid her off but I have yet to see any actual evidence he did.
>another nfc east primetime game
fuck you nfl. i would rather watch the jaguars vs the titans
>>63442435
BUT ALL THAT POTENTIAL MERCHANDISE SHEKELS, GOY
>>63442425
>it's cool to beat up your SO as long as you have enough money
This is why SJWs exist
Let's finally get back on track shall we Boys?
Also, please tell me Assel isn't starting this game.
>>63442537
there isnt any breh
its all conjecture
>>63442540
>i would rather watch the jaguars vs the titans
Whoa, let's not say things we can't take back.
>Tfw this whole game turns into hardyposting
>>63442540
should have been IND/DEN game.
getting sick of watching dallas or philly on primetime. both these teams suck ass
>>63442435
ahahah, oh shit you cousin fuckers are so entertaining, this is why I make fun of football fans, same fuckers who probably think trump and his wall would be good for the country. Ya'll good ole boys keep paying me six figures to fix your shitty networks ya hear?
>>63442111
And who actively supports domestic abuse.
Tbh tho it's no surprise, all of them are either rednecks from the inferior south, or shallow bandwagoners.
>>63442565
At least Cassel takes risks. Weeden won't win shit.
>>63442505
AYO HOL UP
YOU SAYIN MY DAWG MIKE VICK BE STEPPIN IN ATIN BE BAD LUCK
>being in love
w-what's it like lads?
>>63442548
>SO
>actually using the term significant other
>>63442548
No, she was cool with taking the money. As any human being would be, a million or so for one bad night? 99% of people would take that in a heartbeat. A poor man gets locked up for this shit.
Regardless, the case isn't even cut and dry and I don't think she's blameless, so it makes her situation even sweeter.
>>63442565
if dubbs cassgod throws for 279yrds 3 tds 1 int
>>63442565
>Weeden sucks
>"WE WANT CASSEL!"
>Cassel sucks
>"WE WANT WEEDEN!"
You guys give up on your QBs faster than the Browns do
>>63441856
you're a disgrace to eagles fans everywhere
>>63442572
I'm okay with that.
Couldn't happen to a more fitting team and fanbase than the sadboys.
>>63442372
Without a witness (Holder), the case cant go forward. Thats why cops ask if you wish to press charges.
>she admitted to being high on coke
>she was trespassing
>she admitted to attacking him
>she admitted to also getting into it with his female assistant
>has two bruises, one under her chin and one on her back, neither of which is an indication of being "beaten"
>claimed he strangled her, zero marks on her neck
>Hardy is the one who called 911
none of this matters to people like costas and the rest of the whiny faggots out there
Pregame poll
>Who are you rooting for
>What drugs are you consuming pre/during/post game
>What snacks did you bring?
I'll go first: Eagles, weed, pic related
>>63442435
>
shit it must suck to only be around autistic fucking women
>>63442548
lol breh the money doesnt matter
if there was significant evidence to convict hardy of a crime the North Carolina DA would have pressed charges
these types of cases are never black and white
>>63442610
I am on record saying to trust in Weeden. If the defense hadn't shit their pants against Fatlanta, Dallas would be 5-2 right now.
>>63442605
literally a reddit tier term
>>63442583
BUILD WALL JOSE
>>63442634
Murrijuana
>>63442634
EDP pls go
>>63442634
Cowboys
Weed
Soylent
>>63442661
I'm as white as white can get bruuuu, as in third reich. You are just as inferior to me as pedro
>>63442634
>tfw out of weed
i need to get my tolerance back. may not smoke for a few weeks m8
>>63442567
That is what I thought. Hardy is a crazy fucker but he has always maintained he was innocent and I can't see him paying her off. The bitch was drunk and cracked out her mind(she admitted this under oath) during the incident so there was like 0% chance he would have lost the jury trial, why would he pay her off?
>>63442637
The irony in this is that it's usually autist women who actually care about sports (or pretend to heavily)
>can't relate to other women and female interests
>pretend to like sports to get guys to like you
Basically the female neckbeard
>>63442634
>Neither both are scum
>dudedrugslmao
>Italian hot sausage
>>63442657
>weeden
bro plz
only reason we were beating the falcons is because the running game was god tier in that first half
tbqh i'd take ints over 3 and outs any day of the week
>>63442657
Weeden is too scared to throw deep. He is terrified of throwing a pick. Winning teams take risks. Playing vanilla conservative babby shit is why the Cowboys are stuck in 8-8 hell (that and it's how Garrett likes to play for some reason). Weeden and Garrett just wanna keep their jobs, so they don't do anything wild that would upset Jerry. Pathetic behavior.
>>63442695
>he's off the hook because the girl was a stupid cunt
Nah that's not the way it works.
>mfw the outcome of this game will only be determined by who sucks slightly less
I wouldn't even call the NFL top heavy this year. There's the Patriots and then there's everyone else. Complete shitshow of a season.
>muh Panthers
>muh Bengals
Panthers are a Cinderella story with a sad ending and Dalton is the biggest playoff choker of all time
>>63442625
Hardy also stated during his 911 call, which was the initial call, that his friend was restraining her as she had become violent. Who is to say that that isn't where the injuries came from?
>>63442730
pfft cowboys have been closer to winning games than the iggles
>Omar comin
Based Dan
>>63442730
So long as the Seahawks miss the playoffs and their fanbase vanishes, we'll be back to the status quo next season.
>>63442739
Of course cowfags continue to defend him.
Your fanbase really is more pathetic than philthy.
dat eyejab lel
call me pessimistic but I'm expecting the eagles to get blown out.I usually just go with the opposite of what the gus on CSN say because they are WAYYYYYY too optimistic.They need to be real.Cassel wrecks the eagles when he plays them, dez will be 5x healthier.Byron maxwell is still on the eagles roster and demarco has gone full retard against the cowboys.
>tfw no Erin Andrews sideline reporter for every game
>>63442745
ayy
>>63442774
Nigga I live in Charlotte and I'm a Panthers fan. You have absolutely no idea how warped the national media has made this case.
>>63442730
>Dalton is the biggest playoff choker of all time
dog dick red is still young. I hope he wins one this year, sick of this meme.
>>63442730
except Dallas is actually good and would be winning this division by 3 games without injuries
>>63442745
>le happy shitposter
>>63442745
>>63442418
What is that? Eggplant? Chicken?
>>63442774
i don't give a shit if he killed her, as long as he gets sacks
he makes money and no sjw is going to change that
>>63441712
DA(yyyyy lmao)llas bro reporting in
>>63442774
Who cares what a player does off the field? As long as he's good it doesn't really matter. If he isn't killing people during a game, he shouldn't get suspensions. Moralfags are so insufferable.
>NFL in EuroSport
>>63442793
>>63442745
le shit skin guy, enjoybajn
>>63442804
Romo was King Choke before Dalton showed up. I don't care how much he's improved stat-wise. He is not clutch and never will be.
>>63442540
its getting real old
>>63442799
You're still a redneck though so no surprise that you're defending the abuser.
>>63442826
>hey guys remember that time philly fags booed santa? xD murder is okay tho
>>63442802
Not a meme. The guy has had 3 (three) chances and shit the bed each time. Against shitty teams too.
>>63442859
>Charlotte
>rednecks
You're clearly an idiot buddy
>>63442859
Shut up faggot no one cares
Tony dungee looks like a crackhead with a fat bank account
>>63442859
Hey, respect Santa boy
My wife's son is coming home soon and I know the little fucker is going to ask to play GameCube
What should I do?
>>63442841
Oh i have no morals, believe me, i would never get involved with this and side with the moralfags if the player in question wasn't on the cowboys. LOL your team is so pathetic. Fucking wifebeater scumbags.
>>63442716
>mfw we just let go of that god tier running game
Also
>I would rather the other team start in the middle of the field than at the opposite side
Come on, Ghomo.
>>63442717
If that's the case, it won't matter if Romo comes back since he'll be limited to Garrett's play calling.
>>63442849
that will cost him 20k or more
For a while I've been contemptuous of modern feminists, but this year made me truly hate them
They are scum, all of them, lying scum, and thrive off of negativity and accusation. My friends had a party welcoming week at my college and had a banner with a humorous, benign message on it that was only mild innuendo, and they got a barrage of absolutely venomous hate. Some fag on Facebook said he wish they had their dicks chopped off and a vandal came by the next day and spray painted shit all over the side of their house.
These are the modern day Nazis and that's not even hyperbole, their goal is thought control and constant intimidation and the only way to stop this from spreading into every facet of our lives is to call out how ridiculous it is at every stop
>>63442435
> gf from minnesota
> always says shes a vikings fan
> she never actually watches the games
> call her out on it and she gets upset
> doesnt really matter, its the vikings so i dont give a shit
> out with friends and we are talking about football
> she brings up the vikings again
> friend tries talking to her about the vikings and shes like a deer in headlights
> shes looking at me for help
> i just give her the "you brought this on yourself" look
>>63442859
lmao go cowboys
>>63442898
Murder
WHAT JERSEY ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT?
>>63442876
there you go dumb dumb not even recognising hes 26 years old. we'll see how it is when he's 33 m8 and has a few playoff wins. my guess is a couple happen this year.
>le makes the playoffs so he's bad meme
dog dick red is young.
niger
dubs and greg hardy kills bradford on the first play, and then based Sanchez leads the eagles to a comfy 27-14 win
>>63442915
>gf
normies out
>>63442898
>wife's son
I like this meme.
>>63442935
westbrook
>>63442898
>GameCube
How old is this bait?
>>63442796
I got a bad feeling about this as well m8
>>63442745
Come on man, some of us shitpost with our kids.
>>63442935
So glad I decided to wait until Tebow's Eagles jerseys would be 50% off. Got one of the last 2 in the store in October
Cowboys are gonna win boys, I already took off work tomorrow so I can bask in the glory and watch espn talk about my team all day while sipping chardonnay.
Hardy is gonna come out with his heart on fire and strong desire
Hopefully we can get Heath on the Nigger that hurt Romo and he can get paralyzed
I'm off now so don't bother responding stupid eagles fans
Goodbye!
Patriots
Broncos
Bengals
Colts
Steelers
Raiders
Giants
Packers
Panthers
Cardinals
Vikings
Seahawks
>>63442898
ask yourself what adrian peterson would do
>>63442939
Not saying he's bad m8. He just doesn't have the clutch gene, no need to get mad most qb's don't.
>>63442695
this is literally the exact reason he payed her off
the media doesn't have to follow the "innocent until proven guilty" rule. They pick the narration they want and go with whatever is most likely to attract the most attention. "Coke whore tries to fight NFL boyfriend" wont get nearly as much attention as "NFL player beats girlfriend" these days.
IGGLES TIME
>>63442984
>Broncos at 2 after losing to >Clots
top kek m8
>>63442898
take ownership of your child
>>63442956
not as good as mom's new boyfriend tho
I beg the meme gods, Based Carr and good sleep meme qb, to bestow good luck upon the Cowboys tonight and end this horrible losing streak.
>TYBC
>sleep tight memey
>>63443023
Hey, even the '85 Bears lost one.
>>63442984
>Giants at the 1 spot
>>63443005
This. Anyone who followed the Zimmerman or Saint Dindu Swishers of Ferguson's Rest should be well aware of how dishonest the media is.
>>63442915
but sometimes
>they only ever watch if they think a player is attractive
>>63442966
yeah it's just that on CSN everyone is saying "oh wow dallas is weak as fuck no way to lose this!" then 5 seconds later they say "woah there we cant take this lightly lets shove some very unfortunate stats down your throat." then end with "My prediction? I'd say Eagles 100000-Cowboys -2
>>63442984
I can see the Jets sneaking in there over the Steelers if Ben is out for the season
>>63442935
I've got my Reggie jersey hanging up at work and the game playing in the lobby.
>>63443008
Who is Hicks killin tonight?
acestream://e1014007af399cfbdff5ca325e387ee3512e35e7
>>63443090
>white
Bracing for based Carrie
Whos starting for the cowboys?
fuck it, im done. There is nothing to live for. If the Eagles lose tonight im gonna finally fucking end it
>>63442974
>tfw got a $12 dollar knicks jeremy lin jersey when he went to the rocekts
its a GOAT meme jersey candidate
>>63442984
>Gnats winning the east
>Panthers not being #1
Top kek.
>>63442955
been on /sp/ through thick and then m8
>>63443064
my gf isn't into black guys thankfully
>>63441782
>>This delusional
>>63443109
meme lad jr
>>63443114
Wait
Send me all your money
>>63443114
I literally have no desire to watch this game, but if they have a great night I don't want to say I didn't watch it.
>>63443114
pussy.
>Phili nasty ass cheesesteaks
>Dallas nasty ass bbq
>NYC Nasty ass Pizza
>D.C Good ass food.
THEY CHOOSE THE IGGLES
>>63443131
>my gf isn't into black guys thankfully
Don't fool yourself
>>63443131
>my gf isn't into black guys thankfully
>>63443083
THIS GUY
>>63443166
>he lives in Houston
/iggles/ here. Dallas can suck my cock, but when is Romo coming back?
Time for the D-List country singer.
Is Cassel starting?
When is Romo gonna start again?
EAGLES GONE FLY TONIGHT BRUH. ROOTING FOR MY KEYSTONE NIGGAS, FUCK THE COWFAGZ AND THEY WOMEN BEATER
>>63443190
>no ring for iggles support
Nfc east bandwagoners, amirite?
>>63443199
After he bakes some crownies
>>63443190
I see people wearing divisional rival stuff all the time. I don't understand it.
>>63443199
2 weeks igglefam
>>63443220
2 weeks maybe Ausbro.
>>63443199
Week 11
>>63443220
Thanksgiving I think against the panthers
>>63443190
Repping the iggles with no rings
>>63443190
Sheen?
>>63443199
Week after next
Why is Bradford such an unfortunate looking man?
The most attractive man in football, Mark Sanchez, is sitting on the bench. Him starting would make the Eagles look better regardless of how bad he plays.
No more......
>>63443199
>when is Romo coming back?
too late for the season to be salvaged
>all these shows about hospital doctors
why do people have to turn a serious profession into some kind of drama show.In a real ER no one has time to talk to each other about how they feel in the inside.They're too busy inside someones insides.It's a stressful job.
>>63443221
Thank you based Tomlin
Sorry about Ben
>>63443114
You should probably end it even if they win
>>63443232
It's been too long. It's like a new season :D
>>63443242
That's gonna be rough.
>>63443259
>too late for the season to be salvaged
In this division? LMAO
HEY JACK ITS A FACT
HEY JACK ITS A FACT
CARRIE IS BAE
the carrie underwood opening is so cringeworthy.
>there are "people" on /sp/ right now who unironically like country
>>63443242
poor guy
>get injured
>come back after weeks
>play Panthers
>get destroyed by defense
>injured again
>riding a bicycle in full gear
>Cox
This intro is corny as hell.
Who /waitingforthejannieletter/ here?
well I don't know anyone who's been waiting all day for this shit show
did anyone remember last year at week 9 Foles had 10 INTS and no one was trying to get rid of him.Now bradford has the same shit foles had at this time of year and he's a villian.
>i'm jj watt and I work very hard
>nfl's best
Lel
>>63443285
By how many points do the Giants beat the Pats by next week. You know its gonna happen.
>>63443190
didnt even bother putting on eagles merchandise
>>63443298
Yes. Bix nood rap shit would be a lot better.
I would do so many things to that milf of a singer.
>>63443298
Ur such a fag tho
>HEY JACK ITS A FACT
>>63443298
she looks good though
>>63443314
ya but carrie is just great
TFY When the whole intro for Sunday Night Football is all CGI and there is no human emotion behind it.
Pathetic
>>63443258
That look on his face sums up almost all of my feelings about all this "outrage" over domestic violence lately.
>>63443298
Ikr, fucking honkies, we need some fetty wap or future in here
Anyone have an English Acestream link?
Only good thing about that intro is based AB and Carrie's thighs
I bet a million dollars the Eagles elect to receive to "set the tone" and go 3 and out
No more......not my business
>>63443319
>>63443322
Show some fuckin respect, when healthy the cowboys are the best team in the league
>>63443351
You don't have NBC?
>>63443320
cause foles has actually played a good season
>>63443320
Because everyone was hoping Foles would go back to the previous year's form. And they saw he was going deep often, just missing a lot. People see Bradford choosing short routes and checkdowns.
>>63443324
6
>>63443346
>yfw the nfl is all cgi and there is no human emotion behind it
>>63443365
>betting one million dollars on a coin flip
>that weekly camera zoom out so Collinsworth gets in the shot
>>63443365
prolyl right senpai
>>63443365
I laughed way too hard at this.
>Cris Collinsworth
Are the Eagles the Oregon Ducks of the NFL?
>>63443382
Thanks mr skeltal
>>63443351
channel is from Spain but it's the NBC transmition
>>63443090
>that stupid fucking grin cris makes when they zoom out
every. fucking. time.
>>63441943
GOD DAMMIT DUDE I HAVE ALREADY UNLOADED 6 TIMES SINCE I ROSE THIS MORNING AND YOURE ALREADY FORCING ME TO GO FOR 7
GREG HARDY
>>63443374
Okay, maybe. But they're not completely healthy tonight. As in this game.
>that faggot hardy's face
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
lol time for more riveting bullshit about Hardy even though the dumb bitch was a crackhead
>>63443338
classic redneck speak, just throw out cheap insults
>>63443417
chip wishes
meme plays work in college
>>63443378
I do, but it's comfier to post in game threads on my desktop with two monitors.
The streams available on Reddit are shit for one reason or another, and I don't want to watch a Spanish Acestream if I can help it. I prefer the m3u8 streams that Reddit sometimes has.
>>63443422
That's the one I'm talking about.
wish this was on fox so based buck could announce
>>63443358
>I want to spurt my sticky foul smelling cum all over those smooth shiny thighs
hey guys, remember faith hill?
>>63443365
What kind of shit is this?
>>63443417
Once the memory of the season opener onside kick in 2000 @ Dallas in the major fanbase then yes
>>63443426
Reel yourself in lad
>>63443416
>>63443424
Anybody have a gif of that? It was funny as fuck just moments ago. Better than usual.
yes hello is it possible for both these teams to lose desu
>>63442656
>these cases are never black and white
Except they typically are black on white
>>63443382
thank mr skeltal
Interesting tidbit I have here
Believe it or not, Jimmy Graham actually used to be a basketball player
>yfw Greg hardy picks up a fumble and scores then proceeds to pretend to beat up a cheerleader as his celebration
>>63443487
who is this semen impaler?
>>63443459
no, but I remember Chris Gaines
>>63443487
Bad girl.
Anybody see talib revert to his village instincts and attack the eyes?
Literally blew the game for them and cost manning the record in his old stomping grounds on a chimp out
>>63443455
Nah. Spider 2Y Banana with drunk Collinsworth would be GOAT
>>63443475
vpn it
No more......not my team
>>63443455
>based buck
>not for Erin Andrews
>>63443365
>last I heard, the Eagles really like to recieve! lol
>get it? penises their butts
>implying the Eagles are gay lololol
>high five!
>mfw worried about teddy
Nig
>>63443517
You're either trolling or this is literally your first SNF game on /sp/
>MILITARY ANTHEM
TOP KEK
I love you America ;_;7
>>63443528
Aww shucks leave him alone he was only playing Allens favorite game "pick 2"
Does collinsworth look drunker than normal to anyone else
>tfw FREEDOM
Military bands make my dick hard
am i a scumbag if i have no sympathy for people who serve in the army?
>>63443546
What time is it there?
thank god a regular anthem for once
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
>>63443528
he should have #IcedUp
GET HYPE FOR SOME GREG HARDY
Alright /Iggles/ bros here we go.
MURICA
>>63443569
>>63443568
>>63443571
Fun fact, you paid for this with your taxes.
JUST DO IT AMERICA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA SA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA SA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>muh military
>muh veterans day
Instrumental national anthem is always the way to go.
No more......it's her fault
>>63443524
Whatever happened to that guy Chris Gaines? He had some pretty sick beats 2beeh
>jerry has the roof open
wtf. I've been there 7 times and it's never open.
>>63443574
In Austria? 2:30 a.m
Al Michaels: "What a great performance. God bless the troops. THIS NIGGA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS GF!!!!!"
Geez, NBC I didn't know those pictures were leaked. Thanks for letting me know
Is it just me or is this the most based rendition of the national anthem we've heard at a football game in years
>>63443588
Thats fine with me senpai. I love freedom.
HOLY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HARDY!!!!!!!
>@OverlordKraken
So I dont get it. That singer has to sing the same fucking song every week to just those different lines about tonights game?
Hardy confirmed for sacking Bradford an NFL record 10 times in one game
>>63443586
RAISE YOUR MEME"S /IGGLEBROS/
>>63443588
Well we also pay for your welfare so what's the difference nigger
>>63443571
No, I learn to hate the military from my draft dodging Dad and Uncles.
>>63443588
I'm cool with that
I haven't seen the pics of Hardys beaten gf. Anyone have sauce ?
>>63443571
yeah
>>63443613
Top kek
>>63443610
Do you live in a comfy little Austrian village with old timey streets and buildings and shit?
lol fuck off collingsworth
Anybody else hoping Greg hardy has a huge game today?
>>63443636
I've got you senpai
>>63443621
i giggled at this
reminder to watch the EDP live stream + the game
USA USA USA
ty based commentators.
>>63443298
>tfw you don't tune in to nbc till exactly 7:25
if I catch the song I change it as soon as possible. Haven't heard it in almost 2 years now. feels good. I can't stand that shit. rip off of the old MNF theme, and they only want to relate it to women. into the trash it goes forever
>>63443658
everyone is, even eagles fans
>>63443630
Trump and Ted Nugent are your relatives?
<3 Kelce
>>63443135
How is it delusional? Seahawks, Giants, and Saints would be guaranteed wins with Romo, we barely lost them with Weeden/Castle. Falcons was close for most of the game too, they came back because of Weeden's three and outs.
>>63443365
mfw
sam bradford looks and sounds like andrew luck
they could be fucking brothers
>>63443530
sebastian easy, are you serious
anyone else hoping Hardy has a fuck huge game with a bunch of sacks and a TD or something
>there is a human element
Oh so you mean you're going to remember that he's a human and makes stupid fucking decisions and based on that you're going to leave him alone... oh wait, nevermind you're "uncomfortable" with him. Fuck off liberals.
Holy fuck the Iggles are so white.
How is Chip not a racist?
>>63443666
Remember kids
Nigs gonna nig
Why does Jason Peters have the hair of a 6 year old black girl
>>63441712
Reporting in
>>63443689
if only he threw past the line of scrimmage like Luck
>>63443660
>gif
>>63443689
You look and sound like a fat retard who eats shit.
you could be brothers.
>Sean Lee is gonna penetrate Murray and beat up the guts tonight
>>63443704
Same reason Patriots and Packers aren't
OY VEYYYY! YES, GO FIGHT THE WAR SO YOU BE WANTED BE WOMEN, LOVED BY YOUR FELLOW MAN AND HELD UP AS A STRONG, AESTHETIC HERO!
AND WHEN YOU GET BACK YOU CAN GO ON A PTSD RAGE AND MURDER AN OPPOSING FAN IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE COWBOYS STADIUM, THE MOST PATRIOTIC ACT IMAGINABLE!! GOOD SOLDIER!
LOOK HOW MANLY SHOOTING A GUN MAKES YOU SOLDIER! DONT YOU WANT TO FIGHT?? YOURE NOT A GIRL ARE YOU??
SPORTS SCIENCE
P
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>>63443654
Na I live in Vienna, but in a comfy district.
>>63443696
every time Hardy has a huge game, feminists, SJWs, and liberals get BTFO
>>63443365
lel
>cowboys look like they're ready to cum
My repeating integers divided by 3 rounded to the closest multiple of 3 is how many points the eagles win by.
>>63443660
That guy that got knocked into the passenger seat could've been a hero but he rolled off instead
What do you think of the pizza I made family?
what was the greg hardy news that happened recently?
i dont keep up to date on the lives of players
3 and out hahah
>raining outside
>sitting on the couch next to the fireplace
>just cracked open my first beer
Who else /comfy/ here?
>>63443705
thanks for the reminder
>>63443546
slippery wet dog poop
Where is the jeopardy guy at?
>>63443732
Do you eat Vienna sausages?
>>63443718
its the same shit you autist
What's the downside of the blitzing every down?
th-thank you based refs
>>63443365
ooo, so close
REFBALL
thank you based refs
Whys the Eagles offense always in such a hurry to get off the field?
Divegrass comes to handegg.
>>63443750
>Travi$$$
>>63443743
Looks pretty comfy lad
>/cowgirls/ vs. /smeagols/
>>63443365
Saved by the refs
LETS GO LADS
WE DEM BOYZ
>>63443743
its pretty small
Thanks Dallas
>>63443766
Not a big fan
>graze leg of kicker
>30 yard penalty
can we get rid of this shit rule already? Has the NFL literally never heard of something called "momentum"? Every fucking time I see a running into the punter call it's BS
>21-34 career record
>>63443732
Which one?
>>63443773
This is bait
>>63443748
It's basically like Ray Rice, I think
>dude beats up his girlfriend
>controversy happens since nothing's confirmed
>pics come out
>everyone wants him dead
see >>63443583 for one of the pics
sam bradford looks like a school shooter
Why are NFC East games always on national TV? This division is garbage
>>63443802
its a 5 yard penalty m8
>bradford is 28
what the fuck, how long is he gonna be injured and "about to take the leap"
>>63443743
looks good m8.
chow down.
>>63443773
You're always leaving somebody open, and you're forcing a lot of 1 on 1 match ups.
Is this the last time we see a shitty NFC least contest? I wouldn't mind seeing the Giants/Pats next week, though.
basically 2 three and outs in a row
kek
THREE AND OUT!!
WAHOOOO!
>>63443817
>This division is garbage
>>63443704
>blacks literally make up 13% of population
>>63443796
Who is this dick dehydrator?
>>63443750
>2 3 and outs for the price of one
>ywn take a whiff
Remember when Bradford was 10-10 with 3 TDs in preseason and the Eagles fans thought they found their franchise QB?
>>63443807
19th District, "Döbling"
>>63443806
Thanks Chump Kelly.
>check down passes
this gon be a long day igglebros
>>63443817
America's division m8
>replace beasley
>whitehead is even more retarded
damn
way to set the tone asshole
>Whitehead
>has a Black head
>>63443817
I ask this every week and never get an answer. I feel like we watch the Giants or Cowboys every sunday and monday
>>63443817
MUH FANBASE MUH '90s
Literally trash the division
>>63443796
Tell me straight, what's it like holding a woman? What's intimate contact like?
Garrett looks like he has a black eye.
>>63443834
But they commit over 50% of all murders, really makes you think family.
>>63443846
I hope this becomes a bannable offense
Chip should trade for Kaepernick
>>63443868
caught me off guard, lol'd
>iggles in charge of offense
LMAAOO
>3 and out
>refball
>3 and out again
fuck you chip kelly
>iggles two three-and-outs
>tfw both foles and bradford look like shit
>tfw the fucking browns were gonna trade a first for bradford
why do people like this native american retard?
>>63443875
hardy got mad at coach t b h
>>63443877
footfags?
>>63443817
it's the most historically successful division
the worst team is located in Philadelphia
>>63443804
its shitty for sure but think of the alternative
Kicker's legs are extremely vulnerable right after the punt, before they get a chance to land. it's really easy to btfo their knee and essentially fuck their career up
>>63443877
reported (you) la
>>63443871
they have 4 out of the 5 biggest markets (I think)
>>63443896
MUH HEISMAN
i see the refs are already sucking philly dick. That is such a shit penalty.
They need to make female army uniforms sexier, something that shows of their tiddies
>Tfw hungry
>tfw have leftover pizza and cheese sticks in the fridge but roommate is gone and I don't know how to re-heat it
>>63443626
As a fellow /Iggles/ fan never use that meme again. Bradford fucking sucks!
>>63443875
Probably got hit by Hardy
>>63443704
>(ex)Mormon
>black
Fambam, holy water and oil don't mix.
>>63443846
feet are the most degenerate fetish
>La'el
>>63443899
Milanafags
>>63443916
ANON. I'm here to help you. Take leftovers. Put in toilet. Piss in toilet. Wait 5-10 mins. Consume.
>You're welcome.
>>63443851
Noice, I lived in Liesing when I studied there, but we used to go up to the 19. for the Heurigen
2 straight 1ST DOWNs
>>63443935
It's pronounced "Lyle" illiterate fuckin white boy
>>63443916
Just place them between you obese thighs for five minutes and eat piping hot pizza leftovers
>>63443916
Use the microwave?
>Eagles defense
This is already a world of pain
>Let's base our game plan around wearing out the other team's defense.
>Keep going 3-and-out.
Pure brilliance, Chip.
Give Dez Megatron money.
HOLY DEZ
LETS GO BOYZ
LEL
B R Y A N T
A
S
E
D
>>63443986
Chip is so far up his own ass
THANK YOU BASED DEZ
>>63443934
there's people that will literally jack off while eating poop and you gotta single out feet
no god please no
gonna be a long game, eaglesbros
Is Dez back?
dez confirmed back
>>63443871
>every sunday and monday
Your only other option is Thursday. Almost every team plays on Sunday buddy.
DEZ FINALLY SHOWS UP
>>63443916
do you not have any cooking appliances?
Guess what time it is
ITS BOYZ TIME
>At least the defense is elite
Come on, bros. Admit it. Who believed in what Chip was doing in the off-season?
I did.
cassell just needs an elite WR to throw to
moss made him look salvageable, maybe dez can do the same
>>63443916
>not ordering dominos pasta bowls for every meal
Spot the manlet.
how did Jordan Hicks catch him
>>63443956
Heurigen are based yes. Liesing is also a nice district. Really love living here.
>Dez on fire
>>63444024
Do you think milana likes anal?
>mfw CKBB and Police have disappeared
>>63444024
If I buy a new phone from you, will your number be in it?
go for it
>>63444032
Not many dude. I was shocked Chip has been here for 4 years already. Scary as fuck
>>63444032
Yep, I did. but it seems he's too arrogant for his own good
>>63444051
no. ass is too fat
GO
FOR
IT
GO FOR IT
E
T
I
T
>>63444032
I still believe
Kicking the fg is pussy shit
Time for our vaunted O-line to let a blitzer tackle McFadden in the backfield
>mfw they run it in the middle when they go for it and always get stopped
>intra-NFC East game
>NFC East BTFO earlier by Fox Adele parody
Why are we even watching this shit? Neither of them have a chance at the playoffs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eapI4R9jpec
>>63443817
Pathetic-ness of Philadelphia aside, the Cowboys-Giants-Redskins are historically successful teams with a total of 12 superbowls among them. NYC is the largest market in the nation, even "competing" with the Jets there's a lot of people. Philly, DC, and Dallas are also all among the largest metro areas in the US
And pic-related, people just love to watch America's Team play. Cowboys alone get like 5-6 nationally televised games a year
new thread when
new bread
>>63444083
>>63444083
>>63444083
>>63444071
It's got some junk, but it's not too fat for a dick
>>63444032
I got increasingly skeptical as the season got closer. Now I feel more validated as the season goes on.
>>63444071
It would give her a good buffer area innit?
I need 15.03 points out of Dez to win my matchup this week..
>5.70 up already
There is hope left in Dez, I'm gonna get me some rum to celebrate.
>>63443960
that is not how they've said it all year dipshit
>>63443382
thanks mr skeltal
>>63444032
I didn't. I knew his fucking pip dream wouldn't fucking work. Because I'm the only realistic Iggles fan on this damn board.
>>63443916
cook in oven at 350 for 5-7 minutes or so
>>63444105
>people just love to watch America's Team play
Just because broadcasters shove that shit down everyone's throat doesn't mean people want to watch it.
HAHAHA YES
IF IT WERE ANY OTHER TEAM, THE RISK WOULDNT BE WORTH IT
BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD TO FURTHER HUMILIATE THESE FAGBIRDS
FUCK THE EAGLES
>>63444099
>you
>>63444032
I haven't liked anything chip has done in the off season since he got rid of desean. Why get rid of talent?
LMAO THIRSTY CHIP KELLY?
ARE YOU THIRSTY?!?!?!
Beastley
>>63443916
use a mircowave
>post yfw Eagles are going to lose to a both Cowboys backup QBs this season
>>63444186
Deshawn Jackson 2015
3 for 15. ALL YEAR THAT'S IT. 3 catches for 15.
>>63444291
he's been injured all but one game
>>63443735
Someday someone like Hardy will rob and hurt someone you love and the universe will come full circle.
Iggles will lose after throwing 50 screen passes
>>63443255
this desu senpai
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