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Match of the day thread
MOTD running order: Sto/Che, Lei/Wat, ManU/WBA, Bou/New, Sun/Sou, Nor/Swa, WHU/Eve
COYS!
>Sto/Che, Lei/Wat, ManU/WBA, Bou/New, Sun/Sou, Nor/Swa, WHU/Eve
>Sto/Che, Lei/Wat, ManU/WBA, Bou/New, Sun/Sou, Nor/Swa, WHU/Eve
What?
Guys I can't get that webm of that girls heart out of my head from the /epl/...what was wrong with her?
>OP in charge of accurate lineups
>mouyes
>mouyes
>>63429921
Is she the one who was coughing?
Just her heart was on the outside of her chest bone area thing majigger
some cunt decided to try and make a motd thread ahead of me, the real motd thread starter
fuck off
starts at 10:30
>RUNNING ORDER
dunno desu but I am guessing arsenal vs spurs, liverpool vs crystal palace, aston villa vs man city
also goal of the month. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/34748490 <-- shortlist is here. prepare for arselel rigging however
>>63431322
>chest bone area thing majigger
Rib cage.
>>63431322
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3286206/Pictured-boy-born-heart-beating-OUTSIDE-rib-cage-Medical-miracle-18-told-slightest-bump-kill-him.html
I shouldn't have google'd it...need to unsee.
Think >>63431349 has got it spot on.
>>63431349
>prepare for arselel rigging however
Cheers for the link, voting for the Arsenal entry just to bother you.
>>63431349
inb4 40% arsenal goal
so aston villa managed to not get destroyed by city
>>63435837
They played well.
>>63431349
I don't even know what those goals were, but I voted for Arsenlel just to piss you cunts off. You know people do it now to trigger you cunts, right?
>>63435980
>>63434123
no one would be pissed off, we just get to laugh at arse is all.
>>63435889
I guess playing against a team without a striker for 70 minutes helped too
>>63436041
Villa didn't have a proper striker either for most of it.
think i'm finally gonna finish a career on FIFA lads. usually get about 2-3 in and give up but i'm in my 11th season with newcastle on fifa 12
>>63436493
Good work lad.
>mfw watching manchester united play this season
starting
is there a greater tune than the match of the day theme?
protip: there isn't.
>The Apprentice
>>63437090
there really isn't
>>63437090
only fools and horses
Time to see how my based Arsenal got on against the hated spuds.
MUH LADS
MUH TROOPS
>>63437090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs
>Liverpool on first
I guess they lost then. Jesus their squad is so shit.
WAX LYRICAL
A
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>>63437127
Surely they smashed them
>>63437090
Quantum Leap
A Team
Airwolf
>kloyes
>Slippy G
>>63436493
>fifa 12
>>63436493
7 seasons in with Wigan.
Bergwign, Dragowski, Andreas Perreira, Dele Alli and Munir have been my best buys
Also John Stones but he was bound to be good
BACK OF THE NET
Too many niggers on the BBC these days
>>63437090
Champs league tune
Come back Christian - we still love you.
>that blooter
>>63437263
ur mum is on the bbc m8
Remember Flanagan?
Kek
>>63437336
Scouse Cafu? Never heard of him.
>losing to Palace
you now remember phil babb
>>63437361
And you never will again
>>63437263
>There is a good chance that one day I will attempt to organise a comedy roast for UTV, inviting all his friends and relatives to joyfully laugh at him in a good natured way. I am using this page to prepare a comedy routine related to this roast. It will be observational comedy as this is what seems to be popular among the people of Finland in 2015.
>big
>black
>sak
Awkward to bring down those from that angle tbf
Dann and zaha should of been called up
Fucking owl faced cunt
>>63437443
You do realise that's not actually me right?
>big black wingers
>fuck it just put them as strikers
>it works
how?
>>63437443
I just hate wogs is all.
>>63437372
I had to think long and hard but im there, thanks
>>63437484
Zaha shouldn't have left utd. he would be a great player in their squad atm as their only players with any pace or martial, memphis, lingard and wilson
HENNEGOAT
Nice to see a white man score.
>>63437484
>implying small club defenders get called up anymore after the shambles that was shawcross vs zlatan
Is Januzaj playing regularly for Dortmund?
>>63437492
>It is obvious from his various references to the series and usage of it as a part of his ruse cruise itinerary that UTV is a huge fan of Spiderman. Its interesting because he doesn’t seem as though he is a massive superhero fan but his passion for spiderman continues to shine through. I wish to look into some of the reasons why he is such a big fan of the caped crusader.
>Wearing a hat inside
Fuck off Kloppo
David Moyes set to be sacked by Real Sociedad after defeat against Las Palmas
• Former Manchester United manager will be informed on Sunday night
• Real only separated from relegation zone by goal difference
HAPPENING
>FLOPP
What the fuck is that cunt blabbering on about?
>Alan 'Rape' Pardew
>Bolasies voice
>>63437642
He's just a bit tired don't mind him
When will the Palace meme end?
>>63437657
>>63437693
I can't remember which one is the real one.
>>63437693
When I say you secret curry loving cunt
>>63437693
>cheerleaders
>''ultras''
>eagles
>flyovers
>pards
fucking never
>>63437691
No-one tells Klopp when he's tired, he tells him when he's tired though a lot of people do try to tell him he is tired.
>>63437594
Nah, not really. He's been coming on when games were already decided mostly.
>Bolasie's English
Didn't really expect that. Though looking at his Wiki page he's been in England a while.
>conceding from set pieces
Yeah, have fun with that. Klopp's Dortmund conceded so many fucking goals from set pieces.
>Your captain and your lieutenants
I pay £145.50/pear for a TV license and the BBC give me Jenas and Keown.
>>63437738
He looks tired
What's wrong with Keown? His voice has been gone for two weeks now.
>>63437211
i was away at uni for years and my m8 always had his ps3 with him so i didn't need to buy any new fifas desu
>>63437754
From what I remember Brenny's Livershit were fucking awful with defending set pieces as well.
>>63437804
And what do you do with the pear?
ON MY TING
YANNICK BOALASI TEARS UP WINGS
MILI JEDI KNACK BREAKING UP TINGS
Why are Liverpool so shit, bros ?
Can they even get fixed by the walking meme that is Klopp ?
>>63437825
Pube stuck in his throat.
>>63437804
per/year
LAD BANTER
Chappers blown the fuck out
jesus than bants
WAXED THE FUCK OUT
BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
BANTS
A
N
T
S
Lens was good
Le Arsenal and Liverpool fans rig the poll again goal of the month
haha LAD BANTER well in jenas
pretty savage tbqhf
jesus fucking christ he got rekt
>that fucking Tinie Tempah song
fuck sake
OH YEAH
>>63437812
He looks like he's made a huge mistake.
I think the whole poppy thing is ridiculous these days. It's expected rather than one showing their explicit support for a charity. It's got to the point where celebrities are now castigated for not wearing one on TV.
>>63437754
Bolasie moved to Lewisham when he was 7 months old, so he's PROPA SOUF FACKIN LAHHDAN
Why do they insist on keep making these goal of the month polls when they know all the autistic arsenal fans will vote for anything to do with arsenal no matter what
How is that Sterling goal even in there?
Sterling deserves it desu. That's some cheeky shit, and it's better than le blooter #10000
>>63437999
Cause its good
I liked sterlings
Composed
Is there a way to vote for Nermans goal?
Voted Vardy
weak as fuck goal of the month
>>63438033
Hi Gary
sanchez will win no matter what, the arsenal fans demand it
kane and vardy up front for england plsss roy
no more rooney
>>63437988
Ah, I see. That explains it then.
>>63438032
no mate he plays in la liga are you fucking daft?
embarrassed yourself there kid
Do we think that Oxlade-Chamberlain is one of the gays?
>>63438032
Tweet that to them for batz
>these goals of the month
>>63437985
This.
Probably the Jews behind it desu
What happened to Rosicky?
both these games where fantastically entertaining
>tfw work tomorrow
>tfw no neet life
>>63438088
Injured, unsurprisingly. Don't know why he doesn't just retire.
>>63438065
Was low on blooters, but had some top tiddlers imo
is he dare I say it... Back?
![2577B07C00000578-0-image-a-24_1423603388145[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uKjwAuj.jpg "2577B07C00000578-0-image-a-24_1423603388145[1].jpg")
He will always be an Arsenal fan
>>63438103
>where
>>63438111
>tfw only work two days a week
>wednesdays and thursdays
>almost neet life
>one season wonder they said
EBLASHK keeps on scoring
>>63438111
tfw
>/epl/ and /motd/ will NEVER come up with hilarious original content the way /r/soccer does
embarrassed for you lads desu
>>63438121
His contract's not getting renewed in the summer: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/tomas-rosicky-mathieu-flamini-and-mikel-arteta-face-arsenal-exits-at-end-of-the-season-a6720621.html
>rosicky
>arteta
>flamini
which newly promoted PL sides will be stupid enough to sign any of them?
>implying Lens' isn't GOTM
These highlights are doing Spurs a disservice
would love to have kane at united tbqh, him and martial up front would be lovely
under a different manager who can create an attacking team of course
>>63438189
reddit is filled with normal people
/sp/ is 90% anti normal people nothing funny comes from this place
>>63438230
No surprises
>>63438233
In a different reality in which he'd ever consider leaving
>>63438270
BOG SIM HIS
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>>63438189
They kinda blew it half way through. Good try though.
Spurs actually look fucking decent today
Giroud is so shit. He should be plying his trade at one of those inoffensive midtable clubs like Everton.
>>63438273
oh yeah, I can't see united ever paying the amount spurs will end up asking for. just saying it would be nice to have him.
Cech has the most aesthetic dives 2bh, lovely form.
>>63438310
He's so fit though :/
>>63438317
Be nice to have Messi and Ronaldo mate
>>63438310
I keep telling people this but they keep saying he scores lots.
He scores lots but he misses so many. Put Ronaldo in this Arselel team and he'd score 200 fucking goals a season they make so many chances and Giroud misses way more than he scores.
If Arselel had bough Suarez they would have won the league
>>63438317
>I can't see united ever paying the amount spurs will end up asking for
Really? They spent £800m on an unknown French teenage who'd played like 4 professional games.
They'd pay the £50m or so Spurs would get.
>>63438189
I'll never enjoy his music again
This is the ugliest Arse team I've seen in a while, handsome lads fc my arse.
>>63438365
>40,000,001
>>63438363
they're shit lad
>>63438377
I honestly see spurs asking for something ridiculous like £70m. I know united love to splash the cash but there are limits
>>63438306
shame they couldn't kill the game. deserved a win but oh well. definitely on the top 4 challenge this season
will vardy start the next england match lads? if not why not?
>>63438395
Giroud is pretty enough for everybody.
>>63438365
>le release clause + a button man
>>63438193
Rosicky is quality tbf
>>63438395
Man U are the handsome team now
>>63438444
doesn't play for a big team
>>63438444
Because hogson is a madman
Joke that Danny Rose isn't in the England squad. Should be starting
>>63438444
Would be silly to start him, time in the second half probably
Why the fuck did they interview Kane and Gibbs at the same time?
>>63438444
No
Because he's shit
do you ever think about what you'd do without football
I dunno how half of that Spurs team gets in the England team they are fucking dog shite
paddy power has a rank of the best looking players.it was done with American women so there's no biasness
I think giroud was ranked #1 by a landslide
>>63438523
Promoting harmony
>>63438529
Just more video games.
>>63438452
This isn't 10 years ago.
>>63438503
>Who is Ryan Bertrand?
>>63438444
Doubt it.
He's a fucking fluke. Leicster will finish 9th and Vardy will end up on less than 16 goals and score less than ten next year
Fucking book it
>>63438541
wasn't that the one that had konchesky as one of the hottest players? and mane as the ugliest?
>>63438536
Nice b8
>>63438563
A reasonable second choice
PLOP IN THE KLOPP
>>63438541
>biasness
You are a mong. Learn to speak your fucking language.
Will garde still be at the stadium?
>>63438617
yes he will be keeping garde
>>63438617
Did anyone stay at the stadium yesterday? It was quite late with all the poppy stuff.
did anyone save that image of the question on a school question sheet where they had to describe what it was like in the trenches in WW2, but it had to be done as a tweet
>>63438581
Its not b8
They are awful run fast and le cut in.
>>63438655
Is he the night garde?
>>63438558
He still is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io4qRq4NMj4
Villa need MoN back really to save them
Jenas is a good pundit
>>63438529
More gf simulation.
>>63438735
the club is fucked no matter who they have as manager they will always struggle
>>63438707
>a year ago
>"still"
>>63438608
Fuck you cunt
R E M I
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>>63438735
good opinion paul
manchester city are really quite shit to be quite honest with you
Sanchez was good today, he's usually dogshit.
>>63438750
brings good banter. i like him
>>63438787
more like memi
>>63438813
He was actually played in his proper position this time.
>>63438567
are you suggesting form shouldn't be factored into team selection?
>>63438813
the fuck? he did literally nothing v spurs. actually he's been shite for a while.
>>63438805
pellegrino played 9 defensive players and had sterling upfront on his own for the whole match
>>63438765
Pick 2
When he actually plays this season he'll show his class again
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>>63438857
fuck off la
>>63438897
thanks
>>63438523
Trying to dilute rivalry between clubs
>>63438670
Trenches were WW1 la
>>63438944
>ihsyggtdt
>>63438871
>When he actually plays this season
So never then.
He's become yet another victim of the Arsenal injury curse.
>booing a player
scum really
Dat Rudy bantz
>Gestede
good bants
>>63438992
if you reply to this post you will die in the next 100 years
>>63438985
He'll get 10-15 games in the second half of the season. Anyway he'd be a good buy for a non-cursed team. Would be neat to see him back at Dortmund.
>>63439040
>wanting to live to 145
here's your (you)
Did they show the Guzan face save? that was noice.
>guzan's accent
fucking lel
tried to vote for sterlings goal but I can't on my phone
Can one of you do it for me?
>city chimping out over that
he threw it back to him, not his fault hart is a retard. if you can't control it then just let it out for a goal kick you spastic
>>63439180
Accidentally voted for Sanchez, sorry la.
>>63439180
sent;)
so who's going to win the league?
>>63438843
He's not a long term option.
I hate all these players getting caps who will never start in relevant games.
Carrick as an example should play for England if a tournament was right now. But as he's fairly old he shouldn't play for England any more because he won't figure at the next tournament.
England's strikers (if fit) for Euro 2016 will be Rooney (because captain) and then Sterling, Kane, Sturridge.
That's probably the right 4 in my mind.
Giving caps to Vardy, Lambert whoever feels all fuzzy and great because thhey worked hard to get there but it doesn't benefit England in the long run
Just play your best team every game
>>63439233
Chelsea.
>>63439233
CHAT
>>63439220
Ty baby
Gestede threw it out for a goal kick. It's Hart's fault for being a retard.
![JoeyBarton_1525037a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CRUizTL.jpg "JoeyBarton_1525037a[1].jpg")
>>63439246
>feels all fuzzy and great because thhey worked hard to get there but it doesn't benefit England in the long run
>you now remember Joey Barton has an England cap
>>63439265
POOPY
>international break
boring
>>63439307
RECIVE
>international break
extremely exciting
CHAT
Jenas is a fucking shite pundit
I DINT TAKE FRO INS CHAPPERS
These 3 have great banter.
>>63439328
WAXING
>international break
>it's actually a league break
>>63439421
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>mouyes
>mouyes
>errors leading to goals
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Looking forward to Citizen Kahn lads?
>Mr Khan bites off more than he can chew when he takes on a new role as a lollipop man.
Gonna be a blinder.
>>63439575
CHAT
>>63439613
DOODOO
>arsenal fans rigging internet polls again
Arsenal fans are just so sad.
FFS
>Fat Sham going to get relegated with this absolutely awful Sunderland squad
Liverpool and Arsenal fans rigging the poll
How sad can you be
Arsenal rigging the vote AGAIN
what the fucking fuck. how did that goal win?
>they did it again
MADMEN
>>63439673
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/tablets-helping-sunderland-relegation-fight-6783984
>le technology man
I'm off for a game of CSGO and a wank
Laters
>muh social marketing
Fuck off BBC. Stop pandering to autistic Arse fucks.
You all could've voted for the others, but you fucking didn't.
>muh Miliband!
I voted Alexis purely to fuck you all off, dickheads.
Top lel toivonen
>end of MOTD means start of the working week
>dat gay kid
>>63439724
L8ers m8ers
>>63439797
It means citizen khan la
>implying you're employed
