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OFFICIAL DORTMUND vs. >SCHALKE GAMETHREAD


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The best derby in the world starting is starting in 10 minutes.

>Dortmund
Bürki; Ginter, Sokratis, Hummels, Schmelzer; Weigl; Mkhitaryan, Gündogan, Kagawa, Castro; Aubameyang

>Schalke
Schalke:Fährmann - Caicara, Neustädter, Matip, Aogo - Goretzka, Kolasinac - Sane, Meyer - Di Santo, Huntelaar
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Ausländer nicht willkommen
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>>63416350
dies uezs
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>>63416350
reported to the police, antifa and tumblr
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my first time watching this derby, should I expect goals or bad tackles?
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>>63416387
most likely both
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start januzaj you cunts he's better than the rest of your shit players
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>>63416402
this sport just might be for me then
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>Schalke
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>>63416350
Hello
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>>63416387
goals from Dortmund and bad tackles from >Schalke
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hi where is Boateng?
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Literally who: The Derby
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>Liverpool not even mentioned
top kek
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>>63416456
In your mum's bedroom
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why is /bundes/ always collectively against schalke and roots for dortmund?
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Holy fuck, is there anything more autistic than Dirtmund singing YNWA before their games ? That's fucking cringeworthy.
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anyone elses stream showing yank football
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Spieltag ist Feiertag!
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CRINGE DESU SENPAI
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>>63416483
because schalke are fucking cunts, heldt is an incompetent manlet and tönnis a raging cunt
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>>63416484
this 2bh
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does anybody have a nice stream?
I cant use my skygo anymore because I fucked up
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>>63416470
it's celtic's song fa m
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>>63416409
>muh BPL player can't even make the first team in bundes

nice "league"

>>63416456
shit

>>63416483
bandwagoners
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what are you betting on germanladm8s
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>>63416524
dortmund to win by 2+ goals
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>no Robin to support Batman

;_;
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what word filters into baka?
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>>63416518
english
acestream://236b59bb00513c9fbb362ec3fbbd14671b8902e8
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>>63416350
Australians are asleep bruv
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>>63416541
shaking my head.
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What's with all the balloons ffs
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>>63416409
Isn't some boring EPLEL football with 90's tactics on this afternoon ? Why not watch your overpaid mercenaries running around aimlessly instead ? Football witj tactics will be a too big cultural shock for you anyways.
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>>63416541
baka
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>>63416573
they like to play bloons td
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Tägliche Erinnerung daran das wir es von ganz unten nach oben geschafft haben und dadruch einen Wohlstand erworben haben, den wir uns hätten früher kaum vorstellen können.

Ich danke allen die dabei waren, wir haben es geschafft Jungs!
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I wanna to go this STADIUM
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>bibi steinhaus

Anyone got the gif of a player touching her tits?
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>>63416608
me too
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>>63416608
>>63416618
haha
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>>63416612
yes
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HEJA BVB


>>63416612
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>>63416612
DO NOT BULLY HER
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>>63416575
This would hold weight if Schalke weren't complete shit in Europe and have never done anything and couldn't beat Sparta Prague home or away etc.
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lets go schalke
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I'm so fucking tired of BPL, I guess I'll give that game a try.
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>>63416484
#echteliebe
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>>63416633
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>>63416539
is this a metaphor for reus being a kek?
like batman going to bang all the bad bitches while robin watches
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>>63416539

>Burki
>No Januzaj

Sane to score a hat trick desu
Also why the fuck is Di Santo at Schalke
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Let's start this early.

>Schalke
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>>63416437
haha you idiot sahne is gonna score a hatrick today.
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>>63416633
>aachen still playing second division
those were the times man
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>>63416651
>and have never done anything
They won the EL one year.
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Wigga wenn ich wieder Gucci shoppen bin - kein Limit
Wigga wenn ich wieder Fendi shoppen bin - kein Limit
Wigga wenn ich wieder Louis shoppen bin - kein Limit
Wigga wenn ich wieder Prada shoppen bin - kein Limit

Kein Limit, Kein Limit, Wigga es gibt kein Limit
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>>63416633
daaaaaaaaayum son
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>Dortmund already dominating

SCHALKE WILL GET ABSOLUTELY BTFO DESU
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Reus ded again?
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>>63416719
yeah, out for 2 weeks>>63416719
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What are they singing?
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>>63416473
eh I wish
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>tfw comfy 4-0 in the derby today
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>>63416749
jose mourinho
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Why is she so based, bros?
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>Sokratis being based
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https://twitter.com/i/cards/tfw/v1/663363858862600192?cardname=__entity_video&hide_attribution=true&native=true&earned=true#xdm_e=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com&xdm_c=default228&xdm_p=1

absolutely based
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>>63416787
Only one who could keep Klopp calm.
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>>63416749
"Fußballmafia DFB"?

yes, everyone in dortmund is a butthurt little shitter
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Hello I am here now
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dubs and Schalke win
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Let's go Dortmund desu
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I cant wait for the inevitable >Schalke spaghetti
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>>63416719

yup
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>>63416825
>>63416819
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>drawHT/DortmundFT @4.00
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>>63416857
anyone else having trouble with sky go??
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>>63416350
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>>63416871
yeah
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why does dortmund attract the ugliest players in germany?
(großkreutz, ginter, reus etc.)
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Breitenreiter
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Schalke is already swimming at the back
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>>63416871
silverlight is complete shit + it doesn't work with the latest opera

also you can't put in on fullscreen on your second screen
>>>/trash/
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>>63416855

I dont feel like it
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>>63416855
No, "mate" :)
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Who is harder to kill?

Sokratis or Weigl?
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>>63416953

weigl
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Dortmund are the good guys of German football. Real old fashioned values and culture. A nice contrast to corporations like Bayern and Wolfsburg.
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Gündogan is a real asset in this form.
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Anyone having a decent stream link?
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>>63416983

mines a bit fuzzy
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>>63416972
>are the good guys
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Whoever scores more goals, will win this game, that is certain.
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>>63416983
yes
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>>63416972

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH

>shitmark
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>>63416983
Sky.go
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>>63416972
easy there m8, you're only gonna provoke the numerous wolfsburg fans on this board
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>>63416972
:^)
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>>63416972
would you stfu please
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I really hope >schalke wins
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>>63416972
Norway telling the truth again
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>>63416689
don't worry we'll rise again
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>>63416972
here's your (You)
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>>63417011
Could you share it,please?
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Mkhi is hot right now
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>>63417051
maybe
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>>63417051
geschwärzt.com
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>>63417072
just kill yourself
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AHAHAHAHA

based Obama
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almost spaghetti from schalke
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Marco Reus is driving through Dortmund and gets stopped by the police.
>Hello Mr, license and registration please

>"License? What's that?"

>The little thing with your picture in it.

>"Oh!"
Reus reaches for his makeup mirror and hands it over.

The police man looks at it, then says
>Oh, I'm sorry, drive on, could have said you were one of us from the beginning!
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obama :^)
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>>63417101

they will crack soon enough
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>>63417051
im watching here
http://silkbet.pw/ch11.html

danish commentary but better than nothing

>>63417072
wtf m8
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>>63417106
falsche pointe du unnützes stück dreck
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>>63417106
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>63417139
So long, peeps.

My monthly check-up-on-/buli/-to-see-if-it-stopped-sucking visit is coming to an end, and as before, I shouldn't have bothered. I don't even know why it's called "Bundesliga" anymore

If you're here now and you think German /sp/ is funny, you might be right. Perhaps it is funny, but it is but walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, compared to the old German /sp/.

What you are seeing today is just an endless looping rehash of the fun we had. If you think it's funny now, try to imagine the fun we had when it was fresh, and people had the time to shop, improve and alter a birthing meme. It was a time of creativity, good quality trolling and the occasional SPORTS discussion. Good times.

Feeling like Milton's Satan reminiscing about the splendor of heaven where he once dwelt, comparing everything to that glory now lost and unable to see his surroundings for what they are, but only what they are in comparison, I bid you adieu. See you next month, and keep on trying.

Obviously, I will stick around for the remainder of this thread. If you remember the old ways as well but are stuck in here because the internets are basically pretty empty, bland, and boring outside of /sp/, feel free to drop in and describe your pet theory about where and when German /sp/ went wrong.
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i have goosebumps desu

you can hate on the zecken but their fans and stadium are just breath-taking
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what was that
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I hope someone is making a webm of Tuchel's hand gestures
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looks like the dortmund backline is playing hoofball again
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Nationalsozialismus
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Sané v Weigl
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Turning this shit game off, nice """""league""""" you got there
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>>63417226
AYYYY MARCARENA
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>>63417226
Is that para para?
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>>63417194
too long, didn't read
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>>63417240
Kraftfahrzeug
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>trying to kill weigl again
>weigl is the most fouled player at dormund and still no one can stop him

kek
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>>63417243
yeah, better go find out who BTFO your plane in egypt
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>>63417274

I hope can endure the torment
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>>63417226
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That Eisbein
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HNNNNNNNG
almost
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>>63417274
>Fouled 22 times so far
Oh boy
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I'm sorry, but did Schalke already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on?Schalke is still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Ruhrpott for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the Bundesliga who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Sunday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck.Schalke of the best fucking teams in the Bundesliga, they went to the Euro League last year and would of won the Bundesliga if the striker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Schalke wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Dortmund just chocked in front of the goal again. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Schalke topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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SHINJIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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KAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SENPAI

>SCHALKE
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KAGAWA
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>schalke
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>Schalke
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YESSSSSSSS
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
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Kaggoat
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>S.CHALKE
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KAGAWA

>letting a manlet score a header
>Schalke
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KAGAGOD
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banzaiiii desu kun
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>Schalke
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>SCHALKE
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KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA
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SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI
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KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA
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>>63417201

the fans are the worst part of dortmund lmao
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Ginter is this season's Bernat.
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>1.73m isn't that small ... for a little girl
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>Schalke
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>literal manlet with the header
>neushitter in charge of goalkeeping
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SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI

>another amazing cross by Ginter
>>
>1,72 m ist ja auch nicht gerade klein ... für ein 17jähriges Mädchen

Kekte
>>
>>63417431
>tfw 174
>>
lol the commentator banter
>>
>>63417431
Manlets BTFO
>>
>Schalke
>>
The amount of people that just went >schalke proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
>>
>Huntelaar
>scoring

wat
>>
>>63417431
The fuck was that
>>
aww crap
>>
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER
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LEGOAT SANÉ
LEGOAT SANÉ
LEGOAT SANÉ
LEGOAT SANÉ
LEGOAT SANÉ
>>
Lelelelelelelelelkekekekekekek
Hummels tardmode
>>
>Couldn't keep the lead for 2 minutes
That literally came out of no-where
>>
>goals everywhere
>great atmosphere from fans

this league might be for me
>>
>letting a manlet score a header
>schalke!
good game desu
>>
hahahahhahahahahaha
Hunte hunter hunter hunter hunter hunter hunter hunter hunter hunter hunter
>>
WE HAVE A GAME LADS
>>
ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME ES IST DERBY TIME
>>
HUNTEGOD
>>
WHAAAAAAT
>>
DAS IT SANE
>>
>Hummels

he will never be as good as in 2014 ever again, will he?
>>
>Sokratis
>>
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>dirtmund
>>
>Humshit
>>
FUUUUUUUCK
>>
>>63417474
>them
>>
>>63417500
>Hummel
>gud
>>
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>hummels again
>>
Why are people here instead of watching the match?
>>
I'm getting a stream without commentary and it's GOAT desu, commentators don't add anything
>>
>>63417450
aiight cya m80
also

>Schalke
>>
>>63417500
well he was always shit. but now he hase gotten worse
>>
holy crap the english on that shot
>>
what did hummus do?
>>
>>63417500
nope, he peaked in 2014, but now will soon be sold to ingolstadt
>>
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Sell Hummels to United already
>>
QTS
T
S
>>
>>63417526
Stop adding shit to your streets
>>
>>
>>63417523
>not having 2 screens
>not shitposting and watching at the same time

baka desu senpai
>>
wow this shot was like a slam dunk
>>
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>tfw no >schalke qt3.14 gf
>>
>>63417526
see here
>>63417442
>>
How old are Dortmund's keeper?
>>
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>>63417523
but I'm doing both anon
>>
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>>63417575
Slags.
>>
>>63417539
>one of the best defenders in the world up until last year
>"he was always shit XDDDDD"

why is /sp/ so edgy all the time?
>>
>>63417597
>1 monitor
poor people disgust me
>>
>>63417523
>sky
>>
>>63417594
19
>>
>>63417594
hes 27 long bongs
>>
DESIGNATED
>>
>>63417523
What is a smartphone
>>
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where is webm bro?
>>
>>63417615
I dont have the room on my desk for two
>>
>>63417611
that's not even edgy, fuck you. he just isn't a very good defender
>>
>>63417611
he was never on of the best defenders in the world. even höwedes is better than hummels
>>
>>63417594
says 38 on the back
>>
>>63417588
We only get the bayern cocksucker most games
Still better than most pl commentators tbf
>>
>>63417642
that doesnt sound like freedom to me m8
>>
>>63417654
I have the freedom to buy a bigger desk or rent a bigger apartment but not the jewbux
>>
>>63417641
see
>>63417498
>>63417557
>>
>/int/ memes
ugh
>>
>>63417611
/sp/ has a memory span of like 5 minutes
>>
>knowing these memes are /int/ memes
ugh
>>
>knowing things

ugh
>>
>laying down on the couch all bundled up with a cup of coffee
>maximum /comfy/ engaged
>>
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>>63417646
>even höwedes is better than hummels
>>
>ugh
ugh
>>
>
>
>>
>knowing things are memes

ugh
>>
<memes
>>
>ugh
hgu
>>
>>63417710

that sounds good
>>
>>63417641
in /bundes/
>>
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>german humour
>german memeing
>>
check
>>
GINTEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>
Nice header
>>
>>63417762

let me out
>>
>schalke
>>
GINTER
>>
Remember my Word Niggers, in the End Dortmund wins 3 - 1
>>
GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER
>>
>schalke
ugh
>>
GINTER
>assist and a goal
So why does Ginter hate >Schalke so much?
>>
Doooortmubd
>>
Ginter styling with his new haircut
>>
G I N T E R
I
N
T
E
R
>>
based ginter. he's been great this year
>>
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>>
GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER GOATNER
>>
>>63417777
repeating nomborz
>>
LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN LE UGLY OUTSIDE MAN
>>
GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER
>>
>SCHALKE
>>
>Schalke
>>
>>63417762
Looks like my uncle
>>
What a great derby.
>>
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>letting kagawa & ginter score by headers
>>
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>Goalkeeping
>>
GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER GINTER
>>
based rat boy
>>
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>Ginter scoring and assisting like a god
>Schmelzer with countless assists too already this season

>Löw: "the biggest problem is the lack of good attacking left and rightbacks in the german NT"

when will this useless cunt get sacked already? one fluke world cup win shouldn't save him
>>
>>63417826
Did he molest you?
>>
Tuchel confirmed homosexual...


disgusting guy
>>
webm of tuchel slapping Sokratis' ass pelase
>>
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>>63417812
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE
>>
>dat butt slap
>>
Sane v Ginter, who wins?
>>
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>3 goals
>+1
>>
>>63417860
>schlelzer
>ginter
>in the NT

the fuck
>>
>>63417866
No
>>
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>mfw Schalke 04 is Sharia 04 soon
>mfw Borussia Dortmund is Mosrussia Damaskus soon
>>
>>63417869
also also alsoo
>>
>>63417902
better than Can or Mustafi desu
>>
How did Tuchel turn GINTOR in the beast he is right now?
>>
>>63417888

I'm too biased to answer
>>
>>63417888
>comparing two completely different player types

THAT FLAG
H
I
S

T
O
P
I
C
>>
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>>63417879
no u
>>
>Dortmund's defense
Litearlly autism
>>
>>63417928

with tactics of course
>>
>posting in match threads
WHO ARE U PPL?
>>
>>63417844
I don't think either goalkeeper can be blamed for any of the goals really. Fährmann could have done better on Ginter's header, but the marking was awful, and he really shouldn't have been allowed to make the header in the first place. And Bürki had to block off a potential Sane shot, and hope his defenders were shutting out any passing options, then couldn't get across goal quickly enough.
>>
>cuddling with gf till 12am
>go home and play some AOE2
>watching bundes while eating paella
can live get any better?
>>
post your internet providers lads

who /o2/ here?
>>
>>63417961
Brazilian talking about Defense.
>>
Defence or defense?
>>
>>63418011
Local provider desu. Swisscom TV though.
>>
>>63418019
Both is correct.
>>
>>63418011

Virgin Media senpai
>>
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what is the best hangover cure?
>>
>>63418011
don´t even know I use someone elses wifi who is living in my house
>>
>>63418055
beer
>>
>>63418055
Dönerpizza + Energy Drinks
>>
>>63418055
Drinking water.
>>
>>63418055
A joint nigga. I'm about to have one.
>>
>>63418079
liar
>>
>>63418088
>Energy Drinks
meddl loide
>>
>>63418055
counter beer
>>
>>63418055
Drink a shitload of water before sleeping + plenty of sleep.
>>
>>63418046
Sure?
>>
>>63418055
>drinking alcohol

degenerate
>>
Dammit, was at the morgue so lost half of the match
>schalke
>>
>>63418055

drinking water
>>
>>63418055
Weed or beer if you can

Drink a bunch of water, go for a run, drink a bunch more water and eat something greasy otherwise
>>
>>63418055
Maggi brühe würfel in warmwasser auflösen
und langsam trinken...


ich schwör auf bibel
>>
>>63418088
I don't feel like eating yet
>>63418090
>>63418135
will try
>>
>>63418108
Yes, one is britbong and the other burgerclap way.
>>
>>63418123
>was at the morgue
why?
>>
>>63418123

what were you doing at a morgue?
>>
Is Ginter elite?
>>
>>63417902
>last year: every dirtshit fag shitting on ginter
>now: a few good games and he's suddenly jesus

fuck you, >your team, >your fans and everything that is roughly affiliated with your deluded pile of shit you call a team
>>
>>63418055
fruits
>>
Dortmund will win 5-1

Reus!!!!
>>
>>63418164
forensics class, a requisite for graduating as a law student, makes sense here.
>>
>>63418165
he's from honduras, one of the most murderous countries on earth, what do you think he was doing there?
>>
>>63418184
Yes
>>
>>63418199
but it's sunday
>>
>>63418189
>reus
>>
>>63418189

reus isnt playing today
>>
>>63418189
>Reus
You do understand he is injured, right?
>>
>>63418210
I know, but its the only day all of my classmates have free, I had to wake up at 6 am, on a sunday, to go watch a doctor open a dead man.
>>
>>63418186
you quoted the wrong guy I believe
>>
why are eastern german teams the teams with the most subhuman fans? just look at them
>>
>>63418235
how did the dead man achieve his death status?
>>
>>63418009
>>63418009
I watch the match with my gf and shitpost at the same time
She doesnt like 4chan, only if someone posts frogs
>>
>>63418263
Motorcycle accident, got hit by a car, wasn't wearing a helmet, go figure. I actually was expecting gunshot wound.
>>
>>63418252
communism tßh
>>
>>63418159
Aren't we forced to use britbong English?
>>
>>63418235
the smell of formaldehyde makes me gag instantly, you're a brave man
>>
>>63418055
fuck you now I have to fap
pray to god I dont miss a goal
>>
>>63418244
yes

I'm still mad though they probably aren't even aware
>>
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>>63418009
Rate
>>
>>63418283
>wasn't wearing a helmet

that's not even allowed here, lel
>>
>>63418302
wizard
>>
>>63418315
Stop posting your crush
>>
>>63418315
no/10
>>
>>63418315
4/10

best i can do, sorry m8
>>
>international break coming up
for real? thanks Blatter
>>
>>63418315

7/10
>>
>>63418315
>cross on wall

don´t fool us achmed
>>
>>63418315
5/10
>>
>>63418301
I had some menthol-type thing under my nose, I could still smell it a bit but it wasn't that bad
>>63418319
It isn't' here either but some people do whatever the fuck they want
>>
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
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BATMAAAAAAN
>>
>schalke
>>
THANKS OBAMA
>>
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>schalke
>>
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
>>
Hooooal dortmunf
>>
>SCHALKE
>>
>>63418315

Solid 6/10, using the scale where 5 is average.
>>
THANKS OBAMA
>>
Thanks Obama
>>
actually expected a "refugees welcome" shirt for maximum overmeme
>>
THANKS OBAMA

Neinhold on suicide watch
>>
THANKS OBAMA
>>
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BATMAN
>>
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AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG
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AYYY
>>
OBAMAAAAAAAAAAA YOUNG

>SCHALKE BTFO
>>
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Thanks Obama!
>>
>>63418315
asiantrans/10
>>
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>Obama
>>
>yellow

No fun allowed!
>>
4 MORE YEARS
>>
NEINHOLD ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>>63418055
am i a nigger if id rather have the one on the left because of the celllullite?
>>
raep
>>
>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke>schalke
>>
>Schalke
>>
Do YOU remember!
The name?!
>>
>>63418463
yes, even if you are white in the outside


>tfw like cellulite too
>>
>>63418478
>POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO POO IN LOO
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>>63418478
>DESIGNATED
>>
>>63418509
>schalke
>>
>>63418478
designated
>>
>>63418463
>>63418502
Nah you guys just probably have a lot of flaws too.
>>
>>63418478
DESIGNATED
>>
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>>63418494
Do you remember the 21st night of September?
>>
>>
>>63418509
>>63418512
>>63418528
>>63418540
>>>/int/
>>
>Missy the Aryan
>>
What the fuck how do you waste that
>>
>>63418524
Ok I dont mind being called an idiot by everyone but indians cause they shit on streets nigger
>>
>>63418315
fat and below average, common, bland
>>
oh mickey
>>
>>63418564
>he hates epic memes
>ugh
>>
Schalke need to bring Pierre on if they want to avoid disaster.
>>
>quoting some unrelated post
ugh
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How do you miss that?
>>
>Fährmann literally a world class goalkeeper
>Löw: "Let's nominate the trap from Paris instead because he's handsome :3"

getting sick of the nivea man tßh
>>
>tfw just shaved my balls
feels smooth man
>>
>>63418614
fährmann is quite handsome as well 2bh
>>
>>63418614
Pretty sure you should be complaining about Zieler first and foremost.
>>
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>>63418570
>he believes ALL 1.1 billion indians shit in the streets
>>
>>63418614
Löws loves himself some traps
>>
>>63418614
1. Neuer

Huge powergap

2, Leno
3 Trap / Fährmann
>>
>>63418619
>>63418619
1 week after shaving it's itchy as hell
>>
>>63418607
MEME STEALING REEEEEEEE

>be up 3-1
>still dive in the box
>>
>>63418619
lolfaggot
>>
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Which game are you looking forward to lads?

Not sure if I watch Pats-Redskins or Panthers-GB
>>
>>63418614
Same with Horn
>>
>>63418619
I shaved mine yesterday after like 2-4 weeks without shaving. Took me some time
>>
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How does he do it? He always turns up for the derby.
>>
>>63418640
>he picks up a meme you post when someone doesn't agree with you to alienate his post
>it doesn't make any fucking sense
>>
>>63418661
fuck off with your gay sports, hipster
>>
>>63418648
just shave more often family association member
>>63418655
spotted the virgin neckbeard
>>
>>63418661
Sorry, i hate watching advertisments..
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>>63418661
Watch Pats-Redskins m8
>>
>>63418661
Goschn
>>
>>63418646
>no horn
>>
>>63418661

panthers green bay will be a lot more competitive game to watch
>>
I don't get it
>>
say what you want about >schalke, but they somehow always produce quality goalkeepers there
>>
slow motion replies are fucking pointless
>>
>>63418614
a better question would be why does he nominate fucking Zieler
>>
>>63418661
I'm a Gnats fan so I'm watching them (hopefully) destroy the Bucs
>>
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>>63418677
>>63418687
>>63418694
Why do you guys hate fun? You are not really just watch ONE sport, do you?
>>
>>63418646
why does Germany have so many top level keepers?
Neuer, Ter Stegen, Leno, Trapp, Fahrmann, Horn, Karius are all pretty fucking good
>>
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Mein Neger
>>
>>63418730
jogi is indebted to hannover because of enke
>>
>>63418733
Basketball and minecraft esports...
>>
>>63418640
>he shits in the street
>>
>>63418733
those guys are just to dumb to understand football
>>
>>63418733
You don't need any other sport if you have football. Not that a filthy Austrian would understand.
>>
>>63418741
being a goalkeeper is a art in germany
it's not the fat kid that usually plays in goal
>>
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>>63418759
>minecraft esports

lol how does that work?
>>
>>63418741
ter stegen is overrated 2bh

i'm still baffled about barcelona buying him of all people

they could've gotten leno
>>
>>63418741
Because in Germany you are not called a pussy when playing as Goalkeeper unline other Countries especially in the South. Just look at Brazil.
>>
>not watching football and cycling
plebs
>>
>>63418791
I like tennis
>>
>>63418769
>german """""""""humour"""""""""""""""""
>>
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>>63418783
>>
>>63418806
>indian street-shitting
>>
>>63418819
newfag spotted
>>
>>63418806
HE SHITS ON A STREET
HE SHITS ON A STREEEEEET
THE LOO IS RIGHT THERE
BUT HE SHITS ON A STREET
>>
>>63418806
go away little poo boy

you are not welcome in our toilet thread
>>
Dud someone finally kill Weigl?
>>
>>63418783
>Gewürzmischer
Every time.
>>
WHO IS THAT QT?!
>>
>>63418819
>minecraft
kysmm
>>
Why does everyone want to kill Weigl
>>
oh no they hurt weigl
>>
Why aren't you at the game?
It's not sold out.
>>
WEBM OF TUCHEL HAND SIGNS PLS
>>
>>63418786
He was carrying Monchengladbach and on his last year of contract, made sense for me
Leno would've been much more expensive
Oblak would've been a superior choice to both, he might become one of this generation's top keepers IMO
>>
>>63418865
Thomas Tuchel
>>
>>63418865
Svanje Thompson
>>
>>63418806
Not only one guy bashing you kek
>POO IN LOO
>>
>>63418877
watching footy live in the stadium is pretty shitty actually
>>
>>63418791
>footy
>rugby
>cycling (only the tour de france)
>formula 1
>>
>>63418877
it literally is tho
>>
>>63418877
It actually is
>>
>>63418903
Yeah, I could have mentioned F1 as well. I only watch it for the dank memes in /F1/ tho desu
>>
FÄHRMANN
>>
>>63418837
>>63418870
You morons, i refered to the picture.
Read the last part of " Anna Kathrin "
>>
>>63418877
logistical problems
>>
>not watching lacrosse

top plebs
>>
>>63418902
This desu

You miss all the meme and the LTE is overloased
>>
>>63418914
>>63418912
You can't prove this.
>>
>>63418877

too far away
>>
there's too many football leagues to watch anything else desu
>>
>>63418949
And? The pic is like 2 years old, newfag
>>
Schit
>>
H U N T E R
U
N
T
E
R
>>
Bürki BTFO

great defending by Hummels in the midfield
>>
>greek defending
>>
It's like Sokratis didn't want to clear it off the line.
Also
>Hummels
>Subotic when?
>>
here we go
>>
dont fall asleep dortmund
>>
lel there is literally only one cute girl in the whole city of >Schalke and they had to show her the 3rd time already
>>
>world's best centre back
>>
>>63419045
show webm of those grills pls
>>
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>"ok, just gotta kick the ball away"
>"fuck, did I forget to pay denbts again ?"
>>
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>
>>63419034
>implying subotic is better than sokratis
"no"
>>
>>63419097
Better than Hummels
>>
>Hummels keeps trying to imitate Boateng
>fails to do so every time
>>
Hummels is literally Orlando Bloom?
>>
>>63419141
every single fucking defender in the bundes is better than hummels
>>
>>63419175

Yes. Klopp killed the original.
>>
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I want to end our whole defence
>>
>>63419208
*defense
>>
>>63419172
Hummels doesn't have the pace or a sweeper
>>
>Germans turn nazi again
>>
>Just conceded
>Defenders halfway up the pitch
It's like they only want one point.
>>
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>>63419223
http://www.dict.cc/?s=defence
>>
>>63419246
About time.
>>
Hummels is still reading every news from the WM 2014, ignoring its Bundes 2015
>>
>>63419246
d-do nazi's have problems with latinos?
>>
>>63419266
WM?
>>
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>>63419260
>>63419260
http://www.dict.cc/?s=defense
>>
almost conceded another one
>>
>>63419246
the fire rises my friend, soon you will belong to us again :D
>>
>>63419266
>from the WM

kevin pls
>>
>>63419302
Of course not. As long as you get into the ovens on your own accords everything's fine ///:^=)
>>
>>63419303
WM / Weltmeisterschaft = World Cup
>>
Weigl top boipussy tbqhf
>>
>>63418828
>>63418850
>>63418857
>>63418893
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God!

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little banter thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" DESIGNATED, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bantering NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is " POO IN THE LOO POO IN THE LOO." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever.
>>
>>63419331
yeah yeah " of "

Game is to intense
>>
>>63418730
because zieler is the only solid keeper who doesnt give a shit about benching every single game
>>
>>63419303
world mastership
>>
>>63419336
Oooohhhh
>>
>>63419306
you should use defence if you want us to stay in the EU desu
>>
>>63419356
someone ban the pooboy please
>>
>>63419306
>>63419260
*defenze

This is an American site.
>>
>>63419369
>>63419388
Kindakek
>>
>>63419356
just stop shitting in the streets if it bothers you so much
fucking indians man
>>
>>63419415
You mean Japanese desu
>>
Don't bully Goa bro
;_;
>>
Lets write an open letter to tönnies
I will start:
C
>>
>train departure times given by the stadium announcer

lel, since when do they do that
>>
>>63419462

U
>>
>>63419356
stupid currynigger
>>
>>63419369
*intence
>>
>>63419415
Chinese Nigger
>>
>>63419481
G
>>
>>63419481
C
>>
DIVE
I
V
E
>>
>>63419257
As long as you stay in your country and don't try to mix with our kind we do not dislike you.
>>
>>63419481
>>63419498
>>63419499

>not getting the simplest of all jokes
>>
>>63419481
Ü
>>
>>63416907
>silverlight is complete shit + it doesn't work with the latest opera
does it werk with firefox?

firefox have been 'lighter' and more responsive than opera lately
>>
>>63419518
>not getting we respond with other open letters
>>
Red desu
>>
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>
>>63419557
>an
>>
>>63419518
F
>>
FIGHT
>>
what's all the fuss about
>>
>not fighting
Cu cks
>>
>trying to kill Weigl
4shame
>>
>>63419601
Wolf Christoph Fuss
>>
>>63418877
i don't support either of the teams
>>
>missing that
>>
ib4 ramos' last minute goal
>>
GANAMOS!!!
>>
Neinhold on suicide watch
>>
>Schalke
>>
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its finally over
>>
>>63419724
>>63419724
>>63419724
>>63419724

Get in here now!
>>
>Schalke
>>
>>63419723
>newfags bandwagoners sputing memes

I want this to end
>>
>>63419782
>newfag calling someone else a newfag
>>
>>63419246
Yay!
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