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NZ trail by 405 runs
>Poo Peeland """"cricket""""
Dubs and NZ draw
Trips NZ win
>>63408991
No, he is LITERALLY number 2 (TWO).
Kane?
>>63409010
>unironically having autism
10 posts late
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63409011
>not grimmitt
>Mitch Johnson pretending he's not DYEL
lel
(You)
>australia literally have a paki in their team
talk about kucked
>>63409011
Benaud
Grimmet
Fucking McGill
>>63409099
>implying you didn't kill it with the lasses before you were murdered
one of those manlets that still had the twinkle in his eye and self-esteem
>Burns is still in short leg
Remove burns from short leg
>>63409132
>Benaud
no
>Grimmet
granted, Lyon moved to #3
>McGill
overrated "BORN IN THA RONG GENERASHUN" bowler
>>63409090
Please do not circumvent the word-filter, family. It is there for a reason 2bqh
I would literally throw poo at every single one of you
>>63409161
thanks ;)
>>63409153
macgill could win a game for australia though
>>63409161
Thats my fetish
nth for Cooper Cronk Sexiest Man Alive.
>>63409161
based matt
>>63409184
http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013-14/engine/current/match/592400.html
>mods banning my other trip
>thinking i give a fuck about using this trip
>my literal face when you can't stop me
>>63409153
200 wickets at under 30 and couldn't get in the side. It's not a wrong meme
>>63409204
He's no roosterman
>>63409229
Prove that it's the real you.
>>63409229
like an uglier version of roosterman
>turn on commentary for 10 seconds
>"yeah mccullum won't block a ball, only knows one way"
Do these cunts just not know anything or were they completely absent for that time he literally faced 559 balls to draw a match
>>63409217
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/63818.html
>>63409266
MEMES
>>63409266
>Unironically watching New Zealand
>>63409244
thats not him, joshie is of wog heritage
>>63409327
the person pictured looks wog
>>63409327
I know the pic isn't him, just wanted verification that Joshy's trip was banned and that is his new one.
>>63409157
Wew sendpie
>>63409266
which match was this
>>63409360
>>63409371
>>63409388
>unironically giving pp (You)'s
Just got in, why did Smith sperg out when Guptill got out?
>>63408935
tbf he was literal trash at first and wanted to bowl medium pace spinners
he's probably >our 6th best
who /cuppa/ here?
>>63409422
he was still in T20 mode desu
>>63409388
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/667653.html
>>63409450
>not using a billy
get out tbqh
When is Henry Nicholls getting a look-in?
Once McMeme retires he seems a shoo-in for the middle order.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/player/539511.html
>cleanerupperers
Am I the only one here who thinks New Zealand are a chance of winning from here?
>>63409549
based slats
>>63409558
'yes'
>>63409558
le casual face
>>63409574
>>63409582
Someone please screencap this post for when NZ win. I want the anon cred.
>>63409611
they'll be out by the end of TODAY
>>63409611
notgoose will be on literal pooicide watch
i've noticed he's back on r/cricket as well
>>63409327
fuck off i am faggot
>>63409611
>someone
All future cred is lost by (You) not knowing how to take screen shots
Marsh will get a wicket in the next 15 minutes
>>63409558
Williamson hs literally been on for 6 days and 7 nights yet only has 50 pointers. Australia is 2 big and strong.
>ivan unironically believed all those lies i told him
>>63409677
he's looking ominous rn
cant believe "people" wanted him dropped
>>63409672
Don't wanna be that guy who takes phone screenshots.
>>63409694
that's because they're playing for a draw. Memecullum knows he has literally no chance of chasing the 504 with Kane alone and just told them to block it out. If Australia doesn't get 8 more wickets by the end of the fifth day then it's a draw.
>>63409727
Why not?
bunch of dumb faggots
>>63409677
>marsh
>wickets
kek
(hoping for some (You)'s in 10 minutes desu)
>>63409755
> If Australia doesn't get 8 more wickets by the end of the fifth day then it's a draw.
Wouldnt be too sure about that, unless rain wipes out at least a couple of sessions.
Wish KANE? was one of the millions of kiwis who move to an actually relevant country desu. He would have been good for us.
>>63409755
Bowlers look ferocious today to this freshfriend
They will have their wickeys
>>63409789
>Poopeelia
>relevant
Smith must have thought there was going to be more rain to declare with a 500+ lead. If it doesn't rain tomorrow NZ have a good chance of winning this
>>63409766
i was in that thread lol
where is daniel? Can't believed he gets depressed over not hanging out with a 4/10 footface slag
GHD or Cloud 9?
>>63409818
>this flag
>this topic
opinion discarded
stop bullying daniel lads
pls
>>63409777
this over lad, mark my words
>>63409849
>hating big strong americans
Go away fresh cunt
>>63409777
checked
>>63409818
just shh
>>63409819
Yes.
Have done so since late 2010.
I trim most of the rest of my body hair, and completely remove hair from my arsecrack, so I can get rimmed easily.
>>63409819
no i'm celibate so there's really no need to look presentable
>>63409861
>thinking "BIG" is the standard response to American posts
freshcunt detected
>>63409870
proxy off statsautist
what kind of shitposting should I do on my USA holiday
Wish Slater had the good sense to off himself. His commentary and personality make me want to rip my ears off. Thank God I've got triple j to listen to instead with the telly on mute.
>>63409892
pretend to be a BSA in Australian pandering threads in order to rack up those dank (You)s
>>63409883
only shave my chest lad
>>63409892
Ask what your flag looks like from your private jets wifi
>>63409818
>good chance of winning this
They have literally a less than 0.1% chance of winning this.
This exact situation has happened dozens and dozens of times in test cricket.
>team dominate
>450-500+ lead
>1.5-2 days to play
>batting team block and survive a couple sessions with only a few down
They WILL lose. There are ultra rare occasions where a team might salvage a draw (i.e. South Africa in Adelaide), but NZ WILL NOT win from here.
You are literally a complete casual for suggesting there is a "good chance" or even a "chance" of them winning from here.
>>63409819
i pay prostitutes to do it for me
Why do Indians love Joe root so much?
>>63409902
>LE FUGG LE CHANNEL 9 LE PUBLICLY FUNDED MEDIA IS LE BEST MEDIA XDXD
didn't look out desu
IMPLYON
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BASED LYON
>>63409930
>joshi posting faggy shit about a feminine looking bloke
seems about right
WHY U ALWAYS LYON
>cock before wicket
is this the most meme dismissal?
THE OUTBACK BEAST
>casuals in the crowd gasping at it hitting him on the thigh
he's crouching, it's still hitting the stumps
ROCK AND ROLL THAT
unlucky desu
ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA! ON YA FUCKING BIKE YOU FUCKING CUNT GET A BROWN DOG UP YA!
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work just called lads
ROCK N ROLL IT!
>>63409969
dank meme
POO PEE BTFO
GG
>>63409818
I bet you're the guy that thought England could chase 300
>>63409821
here
Taylor on track for a triple century tbqh with you family men
you're all virgins
Is it still lbw if the batsman crouches right down and gets hit in the chest?
Surprisingly solid umpiring this game tbqh
They've made a lot of iffy calls properly
>>63410074
newcunt who never saw the tendulker dismissal
>>63410072
Nope, ya mum made sure of that m8
>>63410075
Fuck off, that was going over
>>63410074
yeah, I remember someone (Tendulkar?) got out LBW off their head once
Hey sorry I haven't been posting much lately, just been really busy with my team in the Moluccan islands doing some research. It's quite nice here, I'm banging a literal 8/10 half Moluccan half Javanese chick. Anyway good to see fucking NZ getting their shit pushed in AGAIN. I was at a bar the other week in Jakarta watching the world cup and had to belt the shit out of this obnoxious kiwi. I got a real kick out of it to be honest, he was "literally" passed out in a pool of blood when I was done with him.
>>63410075
that was a shit decision f am
We're finally into the tail enders lads
>>63410113
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
you're all sad virgin cunts at home by yourselves posting on 4chan on a sunday afternoon
>>63410104
not that one but relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2dEPTKT40g
40 keks
>>63410102
>>63410136
>being this poorious over your precious kane getting out
>>63410162
Jokes on you, I'm watching my fiances kids
>>63410173
it was marginal at best, and you always have to account for the bounce at the Gabba
>>63410162
Watching the game with my gf.
Waiting for hell pizza to arrive. Going to watch the empire strikes back after.
>>63410172
>robelinda2
you can always tell that absolute retard's videos from the retarded titles alone
>>63410162
#ouch
>>63410113
+1 tc for kir (keeping it real)
>LE KANE IS LE BEST BATSMAN LE BEST INNINGS OF THE LE YEAR LADS
>>63410228
literally and objectively was mr BSA
>>63410162
All of those except the sad part. I'm actually pretty happy.
>>63410172
name a better abo cricketer
>>63410102
It was LITERALLY shown to be hitting (clipping) the stumps.
>>63410172
>Sachin's face
love seeing that shit seeing as he has probably been LBW in India 1000 times and only been given out 3 times
>>63410254
symonds
Why does McCullum choke against Australia so hard?
Does he want to be one of us?
>>63410254
name another abo cricketer
>>63410244
on that note, Dizzy's 201* was objectively better than anything Kane has EVER done
>>63410284
Sweedish West Indian tbqh
>>63410284
babby's first /cric/ meme
none of you will ever reach the heights of josh reynolds
>>63410244
he seemed to inexplicably shit the bed when Mitch Marsh came on tho
suddenly couldn't score anymore, edged one and had a couple of plays and misses
up until then he seemed unstoppable
is Best Marsh, dare I say it, elite?
>>63410264
You know Hawkeye isn't 100 percent accurate right? It's just the predicted course and is prone ro error.
>>63410205
angry indian detected
>>63410335
You're right, it IS prone to error.
It could've been CRASHING into the stumps instead of clipping for all we know.
Good decision.
Cant even tell the flags apart inhere
>>63410195
kuck
>>63410326
I see my post before greatly affected you
are you going to implement my words into your new gimmick (finally)?
you will always be a jealous and pathetic anon faggot loser with an unnoticed persona
So how late are we going to be playing to tonight lads due to the rain?
>>63410330
didnt get out la' ;^)
Marsh was swinging it more than anybody else.
>>63410350
Are you enjoying your return to r/cricket?
>>63410172
Warnie was doing commentary in 2003?
>>63410387
5:50 or so
>>63410313
apparently he's aboriginal?
i couldnt find any other relevant ones at all
>>63410374
I am inside your head.
You have no idea who I am or what my end game is.
>>63410374
who is best girl of persona 4 lads?
>>63410389
hopefully his bowling keeps him in the side. I think Best Marsh will be the best allrounder in the world within 2 years
I think he is alot better than Stokes. No other cunt has an allrounder worth discussing. Mathews isn't really an allrounder.
>>63410427
your endgame is worthless because i am untouchable
>>63410394
freshie detected
>>63410407
Slater said 6:30 local time, so doesn't that mean 7:30 normal time?
>>63410429
P2 IS> P2 EP>P3>P1>P4 tbqh
I'm not even going to bother rating the trash in P4
>>63410442
I am already inside your head. Pathetic
>>63410432
delusion
>>63410429
Should I get Persona 4 Golden on Vita m8?
>>63410411
Here are some aboriginal doctors graduating from uni on full indigenous scholarships ;^)
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/indigenous-doctors-graduate-from-unsw-an-opportunity-to-give-back-to-the-community--indigenous-and-nonindigenous-20141214-1278g0.html
newcunt normalcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook here.
Who is Josh Reynolds? Is he trying to be the new WalkBro? WalkBro is a big celebrity where I'm from on reddit.
>>63410394
He was banned from cricket that year.
>>63410394
this was when he was banned because >muh mum gave them to me
>>63410432
Agreed on all counts. He just needs to improve his batting, which will happen over time. His bowling adds so much value to the team when the Bitchwides have their off days.
Stokes is overhyped af. He has like one good game every 5 tests and bats too high.
>>63410475
absolutely m8, i enjoyed it
>>63410479
>he hasn't filtered "Josh Reynolds" yet
kek
KEK
The best thing about trips is that theyre so easy to filter
>>63410476
i will never not laugh at the word filter making baka.com
based fuckner almost just got a hattrick in the shield too
>>63410476
>unironically linking to some weeb blog shit
kek
The fact that you people have actual discussions about tripfags is pathetic in itself. You guys are nothing better than them and should hop on the same noose as the tripfags should.
>>63410313
>201*
>>63410515
only if you are smart enough to know how to use the filter
i am inside you head
>>63410432
he will NEVER touch the sheer rage Stokes channels and will NEVER be dismissed in a nearly as meme fashion
>>63410540
hi
skype ?
>>63410541
>le high score is le important
>>63410540
freshie detected
>lyon as a kid
that fucking head lmao, it never changes
>>63410540
fucknig THIS
>>63410550
MIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63410549
WalkGod is inside your mum
>that picture of Lyon as a kid
unironically the funniest thing I've seen all year
Lyon sounds like a 12 year old his speech you are forced to do in class in year 6.
>somebody actually UNIRONICALLY let Nathan Lyon put his seed in her
>>63410616
she's a munter too m8
>>63410605
delete this
>>63410616
how do you know she didn't do it ironically? you dumb tiny dicked fob
>>63410616
>not being impregnated by a muscular elite pitch curator
>>63410616
arent you sick of bringing that up and getting the >high test response?
>From NSW
That explains the speech impediment
>>63410607
>had to do a grade 6 graduation/end of primary school w/e speech thing
>tried to make it funny (it wasnt)
>wanting to die the entire time up there
>other persons speech was good and got laughs
guys pls dont bully lyon
;_;
>>63410641
u can't say antying u immature u never played *ASHES* like me and ban stoke so shut up squid tits no one cares
you will never be anything other than a furious anon on suicide watch, wishing you had thought up and forced all the memes that i did. you will always think you have the upper hand but i control you, i am you and you can't stop me.
i can put an end to you though but i like watching you squirm around, thinking you have power.
you are nothing.
>>63410685
fuck off and kill yourself, you pathetic obese attention seeking weeb faggot.
>>63410690
can you list all your forced memes for me pls
>>63410597
>>63410576
I'm CONVINCED that he had trouble getting out of his Mum's vag and they had to suck him out by the head
>>63410540
BSA does it agayn
>>63410690
Have a (you) for that marvelous display of autism
>>63410690
Can you force all your listed memes for me please
>>63410690
+1 tc 4 warmongering and contributing to the dank maytrix
can nz bat out 10 more hours
>>63410690
Can you please all your listed forces for me meme
JUST
this is an "Australian" athlete
>>63410772
>Kane out
no.
see you tomorrow fellas this is done
KEK
AUSTRALIAN """"WEATHER""
K E K
>>63410782
no
>>63410792
Is Usman Khawaja related to Jason Krejza
Decide what I have for dinner bros: Spaghetti bolognese or potato bake?
>>63410878
KFC desu
>>63410794
taylor is a competent enough batsman, no? and maybe mccullum can set his memes aside for a bit
>>63410878
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://strawpoll.me/5951284
http://strawpoll.me/5951284
http://strawpoll.me/5951284
PLEASE VOTE
>>63410916
>no option for KFC
get out
>>63410878
Potato bake isn't a dinner. It is a side
Based Mark Taylor braving the rain to bring us hard hitting interviews
>>63410953
If you have two servings, you have two sides, ergo a complete dinner.
all i wanted was a (You) from a BSA
instead i got a medium average canadian and a poopelian
>servicing the kids
>>63411000
have one from me lad :D
>excited for the World Cup Final
>oh NZ are shit
>get excited for this Test series
>oh NZ are shit
when will this end?
@@63411000
good trips but still not worthy of a (you)
>>63411000
#Blessed
All these shots of kids are making me depressed lads
I miss being 8 and going onto the green to play some cheeky shots during lunch, and getting those tiny bats signed by the 2000s GOAT squad
>>63411040
just stop following these meme "international" sports and start following club divegrass and handegg/apehoop/furpuck like normal people.
dank haircut
>>63411120
I honestly felt bad for him during that game, he's completely lost it
>>63411141
well he is old as fuck
>>63411141
He last played 15 years ago.
>>63410205
well he did retire 15 years ago
>>63411182
>>63411200
>there are 2 (TWO) curry posters in this thread
disgusting
>>63411067
I miss learning new racial slurs whenever we played non-white countries.
now that it's all over what did we think of bsa;the meme
seeing as the crowd was 100% indian/paki cricket probably hasnt got much of a foothold over there
i was pretty depressed desu seeing literal goats struggling
punter still looks alright, and based jonty too
>>63411223
no one answered my question
why wasn't brett lee playing in this?
>>63411218
>there are BSAs itt
please like our sport senpai
>>63411218
can't w8 until this meme series is over and I can ask filthy murricans to fuck off again.
>>63411223
I loved it, but when I told my friends I watched cricket, they laughed at me and said I had literally no life.
+1 fan
>>63411255
last time he did one of these he broke warnie's thumb lol, maybe he felt bad
shoaib didnt hold back though
>>63411223
it was nice to see warne bowl again and le glasses man did well
shoaib was genuinely impressive, even for an old fart
>>63411255
he's too busy promoting his movie and bowling bouncers at musicians
>>63411303
>joe roof
>>63411303
truf tbf
>>63411303
add it to the collection
>>63411284
>a curry calling muricans filthy
>>63411255
Brett Lee? The actor?
>>63411303
>jombies
What does this mean?
>>63411284
>filthy
You fucking street shitter. nuke will come soon.
Too lazy today to read through the /cric/ threads I missed. Tell me what memes I missed and how fast Akhtar was in the All Star game.
>Phat: "That dismissal was everything that is wrong with DRS. In the past, the idea that an umpire had to be certain would have seen him give it not out. I'm sure of it. It has hit him in the nether regions for goodness' sake. How can he be certain that it is smashing the stumps? But under the new rule, 130 years of international cricket legislation goes out the window because an umpire is no longer compelled to find absolute certainty in his decision. If it's close enough, it's deemed good enough a lot of the time. That's not how it should be. Even more so when you factor in that Hawkeye isn't spot on anyway."
PP ON POORIOUS WATCH
>>63411403
>le benefit of the doubt meme
>>63411392
no memes, and he was bowling at about 135 kph by the looks of it
What are the chances of resuming play today lads?
Should I stick around or go watch Doctor Who?
HOLLY ON TV
>>63411403
>lolwut
if there was no DRS it still would've been out. has this casual never watched a curry game
>>63411392
you didnt miss anything, usual autismal shitposting
akhtar looked about as fast as boult lol, and bounced sangakara out
>>63411431
Still faster than the NZ bowlers I see
>>63411392
Elite as fuck au/sp/ oldfag nostalgia
>>63411388
What did he mean by this?
>>63411466
it was unironically international standard bowling
>Australia is unironically going to lose this test
kek
only glen maxwel fans can hit the LIKE button
>>63411500
>statsautist rearing his head after a whole day of pee pooland being btfo
>>63411319
Is Brett Lee related to Tannishtha Chatterlee?
>>63411303
roof roof
>>63411319
>Un-INDIAN
>1sht
>shit
POO
>tfw no waqar younis in the all star game
>tfw no gilchrist
>tfw no mcgrath
>tfw no lee
>tfw
>>63411513
tried my best desu
this 4chanx editing shit is nifty
post yfw new zealand thought they got out of jail only to be bowled out tomorrow before tea
>>63411581
>no Eng or NZ players
>>63411597
they got the only englishman that matters
>>63411593
Mccullum will hit a quickfire 300 tomorrow la'
>>63411635
Flintoff should have been there.
Lol at Kane's century in this match on Wikipedia with the result saying won.
>>63411646
this
>>63411677
Smoth should have declared earlier
>>63411677
kek
KEK
>>63411677
Dont be dramatic LITERALLY 1mm of rain is forecast for tomorrow
>>63411704
Samin a savage
>>63411704
Samar on suicide watch
She's also completely right, Lee was a pacebabby
http://strawpoll.me/5951371
http://strawpoll.me/5951371
>>63411523
That's not me, act like a wasteman that's not me
>>63411704
>female input on sports
>>63411581
Waqar coaches Pakistan
Gilly's too busy being a based cunt
McGrath is too busy making shekels of his dead wife
Binga's on commentary duty
>amerikuck input on sports
Any Labrador owners here? If so, shoot your dog. My suspicions about labs being shifty, treacherous things was confirmed when one of my girls was attacked by a lab last night, losing part of her ear in the process.
Back-biting, sneaky parasites.
>>63411756
did you even watch it? McGrath was commentating, he's playing the second game
>>63411704
>tfw a woman knows more about cricket than 90 percent of /cric/
>>63411775
literally woke up when it finished
was bummed 2bh, hopefully Skyke show the highlights
>>63411766
fuck u nz i was actually rooting for you this game
>>63411769
I bet your girl was being a typically obnoxious and bratty little shit due to poor parenting, and injured the dog in some way.
seriously shit kfc ads this year lads
I miss the shitty voice over ones, those always got me in the mood for a zinger
>>63411769
Bad parenting general?
>>63411801
>Literally being clucked on an international stage
Max kek
>>63411776
But does she know as much about anime as I do?
>>63411822
you are now aware that this is just caramel flavour with food colouring
I fucked up lads, cooking my first ever spag bog, I cooked the pasta in the sauce, didn't know you're suppose to cook it in a separate pot of water
Fuck me
>>63411837
Reminder that I am LITERALLY /cric/'s anime expert
>>63411857
top fucking kek
I am literally LMAOing at the thought of seeing you with a disappointed and startled expression as you look at your abortion hahahaha
>>63411867
Then why don't you take your own screenshots?
>>63411867
anime is for children
>>63411857
I remember this post
>>63411284
why is the indian allowed to sit with the anglo nations?
Will Agar become the new Smith?
>>63411895
should be a saffa desu
>>63411887
what are you watching this season paki bro?
>>63411912
there wasn't any saffers here when that was made
>>63411908
he should honestly give it a go given how shit of a spinner he is
>>63411403
I know that guy he is a self loathing Aussie that supports the West Indies. Not a poopeelander.
here;s a reminder that this happened
JUMP
ITT: Natty physiques only
>>63411949
>Fulton
>Warner's meme jump
worse than Brett Lee's chainsaw celebration
>>63411923
I'm watching Concrete Revolutio, GARO, Kowabon, and Osomatsu-san (AOTS). Also started watching Acrobunch with the new subs that showed up.
I was watching Subete ga F ni Naru and the Sakurako bone anime, but dropped them because I didn't find them interesting enough and have loads of other stuff to watch. Also dropped Comet Lucifer.
What are you watching?
Top 5 Batsmen and Bowlers this year(pyjama cricket excluded)
BATSMEN
1. Joe Root
2. Alastair Cook
3. Steve Smith
4. Younis Khan
5. Kane Williamson
BOWLERS
1. Yasir Shah
2. Ravichandran Ashwin
3. Josh Hazlewood
4. Mitchell Starc
5. Stuart Broad
2bh
>>63411955
>late 2013 /fit/ memes
kys
Smith not enforcing the follow-on will be responsible for Australia not winning this test.
Great captain XD
>>63411996
>Mitchell Starc
>Pyjama cricket excluded
>>63411983
Quite a bit actually, Gakusen Toshi, JK Meshi, Komori-san, OPM, Rakudai Kishi, the bone anime, and Taimadou Gakuen
they are all pretty average, OPM isn't bad, it is animated quite well and i have been having fun with it
>>63412019
memecullum made the list senpai
>>63412000
He had to rest his bowlers you fucking casual
>>63411996
>Alastair Cook
>Josh Hazlewood
'no'
reminder Sanga still played this year
>>63411983
>>63412023
>not exclusively watching hentai.....
>kewl like a kewcumber
Fuck I hate people who speak like that
>>63411998
Zyzz detected
Please don't be jealous that Jeff achieved everything natty, and is also still alive
>>63412023
I was going to watch OPM, but I'd rather read the manga first.
antiques road show fuck yeah
>mfw just ordered 3 pizzas delivery because it was cheaper than 1 pizza and a drink
Frozen pizza all week lads
>>63412031
>LE FUGG LE GAYZLEWOOD XDXDXD
>LE COCK IS LE SHIT BEGOZ ITS STILL 2013 XDXDXDXD
>LE SANGAGGARA HAD MORE THAN ONE GOOD GAME THIS YEAR XDXDXD
Sangakkara had the best innings of the year, but he doesn't make top 5.
You guys are fairweather as fuck. You sucked Hazlewood's dick non-stop before the Ashes and now apparently he's worse than le banana man
>muh McGrath 2.0
>>63412028
>2 sessions
>needing a rest
Australian """"""""_stamina_""""""""""
>>63412000
post your >yfw when tomorrow is rained off and >we pull off a cheeky upset at Perth and the Badelaide game is called off, leaving >us with a series win
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/batting/most_runs_career.html?class=1;id=2015;type=year
>LE COOK IS STILL LE BAD XDXDXD
>>63411983
>osomatsu
>aots
this meme seriously has to stop
>>63412071
>we pull off a cheeky upset at Perth
If your bowlers couldn't do anything at brisbane then you don't stand a fucking chance in perth
>>63412084
>7 innings more than the rest of the frontrunners
Warner and Smith would LITERALLY be on the tp if the Banglel series wasn't cancelled
>>63412062
>>63412084
>LE SHITPOSTING IRONICALLY XD XD XD XD
Truly cancerous
>>63412090
What do you think is AOTS senpai?
Subjective meme XI
>Warner
>Black Bull Gayle
>Memeswell
>Steve Smith
>ABDV
>MSDOS Dhoni
>Flintoff
>Fuckner
>Dwayne Bravo
>Hoggy
>Memelinga
>>63412113
OPM honestly, it's a pretty dull season
>>63412134
Having not seen it, can't argue with that. What don't you like about Osomatsu-san? Do you just not find the humour funny?
>>63412119
>memelinga
there are literally so many better death bowlers than him
starc or umar gul just to name 2
>>63412119
Should Swape Smith/ABDV for Andrew Symonds ot Dravid the ultimate reverse meme
>>63411704
Funny thing is she's completely right. Extremely expensive bowler, but still great to watch and certainly not the worst, especially considering the amount of wickets he took.
>>63412148
its not the best team, its the funniest one
>>63412140
yeah it's pretty overrated, plus the artstyle is an eyesore
Find a better cricketing physique.
Hint: you can't
>mfw Grew up loving Andy Bichel as opposed meme lee
>>63412177
ha
fucking nerd
all the seething ABBinga ITT is making me kek
>>63412173
how many years of steroid abuse do you need to achieve this?
>>63412173
The original Dad-bod
>>63411996
Kane has scored centuries in pretty much every country he's played. He's easily the most accomplished and mature of the lot I reckon unlike the rest of the NZ team.
>>63412182
Im semi-new to /cric/ I have no idea what you said cunt
>>63411996
Kane has scored centuries in pretty much every country he's played. He's easily the most accomplished and mature of the lot I reckon unlike the rest of the NZ team. I reckon he'll make at least a fifty in every test over here.
Younis was the best of last year but not this year.
>>63412204
back on your boat you SEETHING freshie
>>63412202
What is the point of the abort function again?
lads rate this cheeky rice krispies and frosted flakes combo
>>63412230
my bad, i meant rice krispies and *coco pebbles combo
>>63412248
>>63412230
the fuck is a cocoa pebble, looks like cocoa pops to me desu
>>63412230
nutri grain and coco pops is the best cereal combo
>>63412285
bsa cereal is so meme
>>63412230
>>63412285
>Americans
Rice Crispies Treats Cereal.
>It's cereal.
>Turned into candy
>Turned back into cereal
Made by absolute madmen
>>63412230
looks like rice bubbles mixed with coco pops tbqh
I want to go to America and join a gang like in Detroit or Chicago or something
is this as based as it gets?
>>63412307
>>63412308
Lads don't hate on the cute loli
just noticed that Matt Prior was on the Bachelorette
>leave the pee poolanders to me
>>63412230
>American cuisine
>>63412323
2 sixes in a row, too
>>63412329
>implying he has that symmetrical a facial structure
>>63412338
looks a product of generations worth of inbreeding
>poopeelians
>>63412338
literally looks like he's about to burst into tears
>>63412349
>indian refreshments
>>63412349
>indian poosine
>windies are meme, they said
granted they are still shit though
>>63412384
nobody insults their bowling attack, they unironically have the fourth best pace lineup in the world
>>63412384
Wow what a delivery! Who was bowling?
>>63412384
Wow! That was amazing! Who was that?
1. Yasir Shah
<POWERGAP>
2. R Ashwin
3. fat cabbie
<POWERGAP>
4. Bishoo
5. Lyon
6. Mishra
7. Shakib
8. Babar
<POWERGAP>
9. That cunt who is trying really hard to be Murali and probably chucks
10. Imran Tahir (unironically)
11. Harmer
<POWERGAP>
<POWERGAP>
<POWERGAP>
<POWERGAP>
<POWERGAP>
9001. Whoever Zimbabwe have
9002. Englels ""spinner""
9003. New Zealand's """""""""""""""""spinner"""""""""""""""""
>>63412378
and the have the AUDACITY to call us poo peeland
>>63412399
looks like jerome taylor desu
and i actually typed desu before it was gonna get filtered
>>63412399
its jerome taylor
>>63412406
yes
>>63412406
vettori is still up there lad
shakib higher
>>63412406
i don't disagree with this
>>63412406
but tahir round the legs
>>63412423
vettori's retired, but he would have been fourth or fifth
>>63412406
where is warney is fucked shit up last night
>>63412435
Tahir is the best ODI bowler in the world but has been abysmal in Tests up until now
he was good against India and that is literally the only reason he isnt in the Englel/PP category
>>63412437
the overweight botox man still has it
>>63412436
thanks le glasses man
yeah he actually bowled well in the bsa match
>>63412119
>le funny name makes them a meme player
'no'
>>63412454
bowling shane
>>63412465
those are all the relevant batsmen who are going to play meme shots and as for the bowlers malinga has the retarded action, dwayne bravo is alright and hoggy just bowl chinamen
post your xi
>>63412435
That is incredible.
Lyon's stuff today really impressed me tho 2bh desu (です)
no wonder he's always angry he gets bowled by >craig
>>63412496
if you think that's impressive, look at this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7unkwjAgKq0
>>63412506
Stokes is literally the meme dismissal man
>>63412496
>Lyon's stuff today really impressed me
you're easily impressed then tbqh
Gary was all over the place, this has been his best peformance to date tho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isyZ3YcewYc
And that isn't "incredible", this is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7unkwjAgKq0
skip to 1:00
>>63412512
Literally- L I T E R A L L Y a masterpiece of a bowl.
seriously though
where the FUCK is roosterman?
>>63412533
watch this, I think you'd enjoy it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs
>>63412512
>meme movement off the fucked up area on the pitch
>le IMPRESSIVE "THAT BALLL XDDDD
Will Daniel continue to be a fedora tipping atheist if the heavens open up tomorrow and save us?
>>63412519
i havent got a webm of the >obstructing the field but that is one of the best dismissals i've ever seen
>>63412542
daniel is LITERALLY a modern day philosopher, he speaks and the world listens
>>63412384
Taylor bowls so many peaches its amazing his average is still above 30
>>63412542
what about #xchurch because christ clearly abandoned christchurch when his home was FUCKING DESTROYED
what's the real difference between an australian and kiwi accent? i mean i know there is one, i can tell by hearing the two but i can't put my finger on what exactly it is
>>63412549
>this man will unironically be working on our country's infrastructure in a few years
JUST
>>63412549
wew lets keep the daniel posting down we're going pretty well with the cricket atm
>yasir shah
>>63412548
I think this might be it, I hate not having thumbnails for webms
>>63412569
his car smelt like poop, there was nothing else left for him
>>63412539
Based Straya. This is just what I need right now. Unironically love this sport.
>>63412454
>>63412474
>tfw seeing literal legends from your childhood shit on their legacy and your nostalgia by failing hopelessly at meme cricket
I didn't need to see this fAm
>>63412579
thats a good one too
>is shah messi? have you ever seen them in the same room?
>>63412574
only webm i have
>>63412574
juicy
keep these webm's coming tbb
>>63411769
Lab are some of the friendliest dogs. You're a shit owner and your kids a brat
>>63412591
I wish Bitchwide bowled that well for the whole series
>>63412513
>Big, Strong American crowd
>>63412571
focus on the nouns
when a kiwi says 'six' it sounds like 'sux'
>>63412613
oh nvm, it's shopped. kek
>>63412605
love watching southee bowl when it's to england desu
>>63412607
bairstow should be a good short leg, he does keep, better than burns anyway, they better replace him with a competent short leg tomorrow
>>63412571
Kiwis pronounce i as u and u as i, the rest is the same
Is based muscular rambo the most elite associate player?
>>63412571
australian accent is more nasally, if you're from NZ and you hold your nose and speak it sounds like the ultimate cliche aussie accent
>>63412654
that would be ryan ten doeschate
you have to admit starc looks amazing bowling inswinging yorkers to tail enders
>>63412654
i would be prepared to say unequivocally yes
>>63412537
he stopped posting
>>63412680
nice webm there m8
he might be one of the most autistic players of all time but he plays a nice straight drive
>>63412571
Australian: seex, feesh and cheeps, demand(said like American)
Kiwi: sux, fush n chups, demaaahnd(said like Brit)
boult's pretty good when he wants tbf
>>63412721
I felt bad for wahab, he puts out an incredible over to Watson and then that shit happens
any indian anons want to explain this pitch
>>63412755
I fucking love memeswell
>>63412540
He lured Strauss into it with the fielding changes.
>>63412765
looks like a teesra tbqh
the problem is half of starc's wickets look the exact same
>>63412512
Strauss' reaction and expression afterwards is literally the best thing I've ever seen.
>>63412755
>that no footwork reverse swat
gets me every time
>>63412779
le swinging yorker man
warner doing his best maxwell impersonation
>>63412779
le inswinging yorkers to tailenders man
>>63412790
He's got the best hand-eye coordination in world cricket aside from maybe ABDV.
>>63412779
le bowl tailenders and sloggers man
>south african fielding
>>63412806
He's literally got more test wickets against top 5 batsmen than the bottom 6.
>>63412790
he could be fucking GOAT if he just learned a proper batting technique
>>63412794
warner was literally the original meme man back when he was a meme20 specialist
>>63412790
That shot seriously deserves more credit than it gets.
poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>63412765
objectively a based pitch senpai
>>63412831
fuck me that swung a full metre
>>63412831
christ
>>63412831
>LE FUG LE BLANDERSON XDXDXD
He may be a conditionsbabby but like Johnson he's a treat to watch when on song
>>63412831
>new ball babby
can anyone show me a more meme shot
>>63412836
nice post statsautist
>>63412851
didn't misbah do that a few days ago
>>63412848
except he bowled that one ball then literally did nothing for the rest of the innings
>>63412851
what the actual fuck
>>63412851
>if little master cricket was 3d
>>63412851
I remember someone hitting the ball with the back of their bat in the world cup
>>63412734
he is like the english bowlers
if the ball isn't doing anything, he is hopeless because he can't build pressure
steyn is the only guy in the world who bowls well in all conditions
are the poopeelians going to put together a pitch that isn't complete shit for the next tests? bad form imo
based gaz showing warnie how to do it
I forget what this webm is
>>63412862
He singlehandedly won them that test lad.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/west-indies-v-england-2015/engine/match/766931.html
>>63412885
wew lad
anyone want more webm's in the inevitable new thread?
>>63412885
wew
>>63412734
Fuck I have no idea why he was bowling so much short, wide filth in the second innings. That webm is his natural length.
Even when he doesn't take wickets he usually keeps it tight. Dunno what the fuck happened to him.
>>63412695
what in fucks name is going on
lads we should make a kik groupchat desu
>>63412929
Australia needed four runs to win off the last ball, Waugh doesn't hit a boundary and the Windians go absolutely crazy
>>63412940
that would just kill /cric/ tbqh
>>63412940
what the fuck is a kik
>>63412695
>dinner_with_the_pococks.webm
>>63412925
has he played at the gabba before? I remember brett lee saying at some point this test that a lot of international bowlers on their visit struggle because they have to run up a slope to bowl which makes them bowl shorter than normal
>>63412940
No.
>tfw you genuinely know a guy who has long hair, wears shades and a trilby, even indoors, brags about reading books on Facebook, posts weekly photos of his book collection on Facebook, is an extreme SJW who spouts pseudo-intellectual opinions frequently and has a girlfriend with short hair and piercings who is a feminist attends pole-dancing school
You can't make this up. He's literally the living embodiment of the fedora stereotype.
1000 etc
>>63412695
I hate to be a casual, but what happened as a result of this?
Was it abandoned?
>>63412959
fedoras are anti-sjw though
>>63412976
I think it was declared a tie
>>63412791
based V100's
>>63412529
>all those phantom wickets
>all the wickets are bat pad
what a joke
>>63412549
>daniel is LITERALLY a modern day philosopher,
No, he just read Crisis on Infinite Earths
Wow I had no idea that daniel was a meme round these parts, tfw i actually know the guy. I agree with everything said here
Who still up?
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