Non Fast-food edition
>>63403393
square buttocks
Medium test general?
first for scrimp niggers BTFO
Fun fact, when I was in high school my gf tutored Leonard Fournette. He was having problems making good enough grades to play on the football team so my gf tutored him every Friday and Saturday night. She's my wife now and is too embarrassed to watch tonight's SEC matchup against Alabama on CBS with me, I guess seeing someone she used to tutor on tv would be weird for her. But I mean really, how fucking retarded is Leonard Fournette? High school is easy as shit and he needed help just to pass LOL.
Lol I mean can we all agree that Texas, Oklahoma, Iowa, Kansas, (even West Virginia) (Big XII) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a gay cowboy, I don't live in tornados, I don't drive a Dodge Cummins Turbo Diesel, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa and West Virginia and they're all fat, live on orgy ranches, bang their dads while hiding in Turbines, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "sperm fed" it's a polite way of calling you a fatass, you're famous for tiny dicks, you all live in trailer parks like Houston, the BIG XII is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
I miss AJ
Bunda edition
LAND DRAGON
>Bama doing good
>thread is about anything but
>>63403468
he fucked her m8
Well looks like Alabama is gonna win this
>>63403478
same but cokers been good so far tonight
North Carolina has the best fast food. Prove me wrong.
LSU getting exposed like always henry>fournette
>>63403468
> "tutored"
But how'd she like his BBC?
>>63403505
Haters gonna hate m8.
>Yards rushing so far: Leonard Fournette 6 yards; Jake Coker 5 yards
First for weed
Henry > Fournette
>>63403469
>BIG XII is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
Uh, I don't think so
JUST
>roll tide winning
Guess it's time to finally watch The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Just end my life senpai.
ROLL TIDE
Allie laforce is bae
>>63403543
one more year until weed gets legalized here
>dude weed lmao
>>63403468
>(you)
>>63403468
>too embarrassed to watch
Smart enough to get inside of your wife's pants, apparently.
>>63403543
DUDE
>>63403529
>Bojangles, Cookout, and Chickfila
>Smithfields for those not in the know
This is objectively correct
>>63403468
lol
.
>>63403468
>embarrassed
Bro ive got some bad news....
Well /sp/
>>63403554
It's like you just didn't see the copypasta in the last thread.
>>63403569
eww
Lol I mean can we all agree that the south east, (SEC) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a southerner, I don't live in Kentucky, I don't drive trans ams, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Confederacy and they're all fat, live on welfare, bang their heads on rusty car parts while walking in the garage, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "under fed" it's a polite way of calling you skinny, you're famous for patriotism, you all live in trailer parks like Tuscaloosa, the SEC is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
>>63403543
yeah i remember high school too
>>63403595
To be fair, I also want to defile that.
R O L L
D A M N
T I D E
>>63403543
Ah, I miss high school
>>63403468
>>63403508
>>63403531
>>63403585
>>63403588
who's trolling who
>>63403592
Bojangles is so good
TOUCHDOWN ELEPHANTS
GAME OVER ROLL TIDE GAME OVER ROLL TIDE GAME OVER ROLL TIDE
>>63403595
Who wouldn't want to destroy that?
>>63403604
No Wendy's? Fuck that list.
>>63403604
Dominos, Starbucks, and Subway
>>63403595
She'd just look better with a dick, that's all.
>>63403595
sauce
Sad fornette is sad
>>63403604
Subway kfc DQ, not even close
>>63403604
shit list
only one I would take is Dunkin
>>63403604
Dunkin
McD
KFC
>no Chick Fil A
Have you even been following along?
>>63403623
The South= The Southeast, what are you even talking about
TOUCHDOWN BAMA
CAN'T BE STUMPED
>>63403604
those are literally all shit tier
Why do they call him Fournette?
Because at the end of the game all he will have is Four net yards.
>>63403543
DUDE
[Spoiler]WEED[/spoiler]
LMAO
>>63403606
It's exactly like.. Just got here
>>63403604
Arby's Culver's whataburger
>>63403649
Same but pizza hut instead
>>63403660
Stephanie Christine I think
10-0 Bama
>LSU fans BTFO
>>63403685
hehe
Fournette's about to go off this drive. Screencap this.
>>63403595
Why would you not want to destroy that?
>Alabama-LSU game
>a touchdown is scored
>>63403604
KFC, Burger King, and switch out DD for Kripsy Kreme.
>>63403595
dude stop I have this thread on the second projector and my whole family can see it while they watch the game
>>63403660
stephanie christine
>>63403636
MIND = BLOWN
areyouawizard.gif
>>63403703
Dat big toe game
Lol I mean can we all agree that England, (EUROS) are way more hick and redneck than the USA? Like I'm in the US and I don't talk like an American, I don't live on Yorkshire , I don't drive a Fiat, I'm cultured of world geography , meanwhile you look at the British and they're all fat, live off kabobs and tea, have crooked teeth, and glorify a giant clock named Ben... fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "Europeans" it's a polite way of calling you faggots, you're famous for soccer.. , the British are way more hillbilly redneck than the UsA.
lsu will be lucky to get 5 first downs the entire game they are exposed as fuck
Chick-fil-a is actually an underrated place to go for a diet. 8 Grilled nuggets are under 200 calories. Downside is grilled nuggets are more expensive and less filling than regular nuggets
White Castle is literally the only good fast food
>>63403604
Pizza Hut
KFC
Subway
That's the real nigga choice
What the fuck did I miss I was trying to fight the Pizaa Fuckers for 30 mins.
Also If you work at dominos in KC come back and fight me instead of getting in your car and driving off patrick stump looking mother fucker..
>>63403685
sensible chuckle/10
>>63403604
Dunkin Donuts
Burger King
Pizza Hut
>>63403715
kek remember the 9-6 game of the century few years ago
>Ole Miss
JUST LEAGUE TEAM
>>63403703
Nice stretch marks.
>>63403751
Peanut oil is god tier. Deep frying in peanut oil is healthier than boiling in water.
>>63403604
DQ, Papa Johns, Starbucks
>>63403604
Popeyes
Krispy Kreme
Chili's
COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKER
>>63403760
Are you white, 5'5, and weigh 180lbs?
Why are southern people so fat, stupid, ugly, smelly, poor, short and all around unpleasant?
Lol I mean can we all agree that the North West (Pac 10) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a faggott, I don't live in rain, I don't drive a Prius, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Northwest and they're all fat, live in rain, bang their dads while hiding in clouds, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "sperm fed" it's a polite way of calling you a fatass, you're famous for heroin, you all live in trailer parks like Seattle, the Northwest is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
>Warmack
you now remember people calling Chance Warmack the best/safest G prospect since Steve Hutchinson
>>63403832
Yankee oppression
>>63403701
>>63403724
thanks anons
Will the south rise again?
>>63403857
His brother Dallas is a freshman here. My friend Brandon is his roommate.
>>63403832
LOL we killed twice as many of you with half the people.
>>63403900
It never rose in the first place
>>63403832
we black
>>63403604
dairy queen
kfc
papa johns
>>63403900
We already have. We dominate sports, politics, business and american culture.
>>63403876
>>63403832
imagine how many alpha males served in the military and got killed off during the Civil War.
All you would be left with is the cowards who hid or ran away from battle to procreate.
Not the people brave enough to fight on the front lines.
>>63403900
Dubs confirms.
>>63403857
He's not bad but yeah, definitely not Bruce Matthews.
>>63403839
its not funny bro
>>63403941
oh and we are the undisputed GOATs when it comes to fast food.
>>63403814
5'10 180
Come back bitch
ROLL
ANKLE
That's a torn meniscus
>>63403941
>this delusion
>>63403941
literally no.
South's biggest city is Bluebell Alabama desu
can anyone tell me the name of the head ref?
>this game.
Can it be 730 so this fucking Clippers game can tip off already?
Lol, I mean can we all agree that the Rockies (Mountain West) is way more hick than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like I've got a chaw in my mouth, I don't live in a dustbowl, I don't drive a beatup F-150 with rust holes, I'm educated, meanwhile you look at the Rockies and they're all on meth, live in dirty windblown snowstorms, smoke meth while wearing magic underwear, toothless as hell-there's a reason you're called "mormons" it's a polite way of calling you a sister fucker, you're not famous for anything, you all live in trailer parks like Provo, the Rockies are way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
>>63403986
Kc is too far away
>>63403788
Citation needed
>>63403636
>who's trolling whom*
WE ON BOARD NOW
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!
>>63404003
Clippers are going down
>Alabama is clearly comitted to throwing everything and the kitchen sink at Fornette
>Les keeps running it
WE GOT A GAME
BAMA BTFO
A
M
A
B
T
F
O
We offense now!
Sp PATY bro are you in this room with the niggers playing pool?
>>63404027
Pussy
>making a QB play safety
>Bammer
Is Harris elite?
How did Kirby Smart not see that coming? Why blitz a corner?
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry Fournette but Bama keeps playing run defense so we gotta expose the pass defense
>>63404095
nah i'm in my room on the 5th floor
>>63404121
>we
No one else bet on the game?
GEAUX
>>63404076
Yeah... have ya'll niggas even won a game yet?
ALRIGHT!
I'm with y'all until 5am. Time to get comf.
You can't let a safety cover a man one on one like that. He'll get beat every time
>>63404119
Geaux*
>>63404104
Fly the 3823 miles and say that to my face you faka
>>63403950
Also back when leading medical theory suggested a splinter in your toe pretty much meant they would chop the whole leg off so you could die in hours under excruciating pain instead
THANK GOD. I was getting scared. But good laws our special teams are atrocious.
>>63404146
3 in a row
>>63404133
/sp/, how does this picture make you feel?
>>63404177
t-thanks mom
>>63404154
Okay, address?
>>63404177
In a word, hungry
>>63404177
Sad, that looks cold and dry, where's muh grease
>>63404177
Cane's?
>That flop
uh where the fuck was Henry
>>63404177
quixotic desu
Why would you run the ball on a 3rd and 30?
>all these fake southerners not talking about smoked ribs
>>63404256
>All these fake southerns not taking about their uncles secret BBQ sauce
>>63404256
Ribs are pleb tier
>>63404256
>All these midwesterners talking about dry rub.
>>63404256
srsly
>>63404256
Dreamland is great
am i southern yet?
why do you do this to me bama?
>>63403604
Dunkin donuts
KFC
Pizza hut
>>63404292
Found the faggot
Bama has to weather the storm here
>that bama qt
I see you girl
lol he took out one of the band members
>>63404323
>being this mad about shit food
The man marking the fuck out of Fournette.
>>63404307
mmmmmmm
>>63404292
Go eat a salad
>fournette exposed
what a shock
Bitches don't know bout mah crawfish boil.
>>63404307
don't knock the chicken tender sub from publix, that thing is delicious
>>63404370
>the only choices of food are ribs or salad
>the city of the south
How is LSU not winning when they have the single greatest college football player of the past 10 years?
>>63404188
86-911 Moelima St, Waianae, HI 96792
See you soon haole
Fournette literally getting BTFO
If Bama are letting the safeties play Fournette downfield aggressively, why not play some more play actions?
>>63404378
This nigga
>>63404378
>poor man's lobster
That shit is terrible
Bama doesn't want the game to go this way. They can't win the field goal battle. Poor coaching on the defensive side
>>63404396
Tebow doesn't play for LSU retard
>>63404378
>there's people ITT that have never sucked the juice out of a crawfish head
>>63403941
>We dominate sports
what sports outside of college ball
>politics
lol
>business and american culture
lol
>>63404256
>yfw sjw got pissed at LSU for roasting alligators doing the Florida game
The Yankees are so pussified. There constant tears at the sight of self reliance is delicious.
>>63404378
Yummmm bland overcooked bugs
>came in the garage
>14 yr old sister says she is going out
>runs back inside 30 seconds after leaving
>covered in jizz
>damn she found out about the garage mess
>Hey anon I just fell in Ice Cream!
>I-i-Im not sure
Bros, why was there a solid 10 seconds of silence in the booth when LSU made a TD? Why no dick sucking when LSU made the field goal? Red pill me
>>63404407
Ill send my pizzaboy that way.
If he beats you then I beat him we're all good.
That way I'm ranked second and you're ranked 4th.
>>63404396
Have you not been watching the game? Bama has shut Fournette down
>black kickers
lmao
>>63404452
Does it even taste good?
I had fried gator one time but it didn't taste like anything
>>63404415
Too early in the game to expose it.
>>63403468
CLASSIC
Wait LSU has a black kicker?
What do southerns drink? Moonshine?
>>63404496
hard to imagine something that big tasting good on the grill
>Black Kicker
do the other niggas make fun of him
>>63404485
Sounds good
>>63404519
Sweet tea
>>63404484
You know why
>>63404496
No, reptile meat is pretty awful. It's like the greasy, gristley parts of chicken.
>>63404519
Moonshine, Whiskey, and cheap beer.
>>63404519
sweet tea duh
>>63404503
Yeah OK good point.
>>63404515
R A R E
>>63404519
Sugary diabetes juice
>>63404519
Bourbon is very southern
>good play by LSU
>"Wow that was a nice play."
>good play by ALABAMA
>They fucking scream at the top of their lungs about how incredible of a play it was
this bammer shilling
>>63404415
You have to establish the run for play action to be effective.
>>63404519
I mostly drink water.
Gotta stay hydrated!
>>63404519
Sweet tea and nothing but sweet tea. At least for me anyway.
>>63403604
Pizza Hut
Burger King
Dominos if they ever bring back the mac and cheese breadbowl
could they have jizzed over that bama play any more?
>>63404526
>when you nutted but she still sucking.gif
>>63404378
Hnngh. There is a fucking fantastic cajun place here that does crawfish boils in the spring. can't wait for that.
>>63404496
>>63404555
Confirmed for being Yankees who have never actually had gator. Tastes like the most tender chicken you've ever had in your life.
>>63404573
It used to be the other way around.
>>63404571
How so
>>63404577
But the only reason it's not effective is because they're bringing the safeties downfield? They've already made the change that frees up play action.
>>63404496
Eh it's hit or miss. If not done right it can taste slightly gamey. Best bet is to eat it fried.
>>63404549
I swear to Jesus... Lundquist nuts on himself everytime Alabama does ANYTHING and that LSU sack: silence. I want to smother that fat faggot in his sleep
USC should've kept Orgeron 2bh
Nick Saban is so conservative it always backfires
>>63404519
i'm drinking rum and ginger ale atm. i wouldn't mind a beer though, i just don't have any. my old roommates used to make moonshine, it tasted fucking awful.
>>63404616
The most tender chicken in the world is still bland chicken, so
>tfw CBS will never embrace the banter and put the Alabama "Field Goal Range" line on the 20
![icehouse[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LpXUngW.jpg "icehouse[1].jpg")
>>63404519
I have to admit, northerners make the GOAT beer.
pic related.
anybody else just run out to the garage when they blow their load
its the best place to not worry about it
think about it guys and come back to me
>>63404423
lobster tastes worse than crawfish
what a rip off
>>63404519
Water, maybe milk or fruit juice.
>All these southern fags implying it sucks being a Yankee
Last I checked, we won the civil war and southerns ain't done shit to rise back up.
>>63404652
>>63404652
toppest of keks
>>63404659
look at this fucking pleb
>>63404623
It's made in southern states bro
And popular bourbon based drinks like mint juleps originate from the south
>>63404526
>>63404611
I'm losing my shit oh my god. Perfect
>>63404659
>lobster tastes worse than crawfish
You've never had good lobster then
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Put the remote down anon and lets go to the gym. Do you want milk or water in your protein shake?
NIGGA
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
These announcers are taking it up the ass for Bama. kek
>HE'S GOTTEN STRONGER
damn I thought that wasn't in
REDEMPTION
ALABAMA KICKER ACTUALLY DOIN THANG
roll damn tide
>>63404701
Milk babe, thanks
>bama can't kick field goals they said
>bama has a good kicker
When did this happen?
>2 years too late
Goddamn Lundquist:
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! My goodness!!!!
>>63404701
>whats wrong with your back babe?
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