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Official Alabama-LSU Gamethread #2


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Non Fast-food edition
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>>63403393
square buttocks
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Medium test general?
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first for scrimp niggers BTFO
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Fun fact, when I was in high school my gf tutored Leonard Fournette. He was having problems making good enough grades to play on the football team so my gf tutored him every Friday and Saturday night. She's my wife now and is too embarrassed to watch tonight's SEC matchup against Alabama on CBS with me, I guess seeing someone she used to tutor on tv would be weird for her. But I mean really, how fucking retarded is Leonard Fournette? High school is easy as shit and he needed help just to pass LOL.
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Lol I mean can we all agree that Texas, Oklahoma, Iowa, Kansas, (even West Virginia) (Big XII) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a gay cowboy, I don't live in tornados, I don't drive a Dodge Cummins Turbo Diesel, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa and West Virginia and they're all fat, live on orgy ranches, bang their dads while hiding in Turbines, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "sperm fed" it's a polite way of calling you a fatass, you're famous for tiny dicks, you all live in trailer parks like Houston, the BIG XII is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
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I miss AJ
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Bunda edition
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LAND DRAGON
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>Bama doing good
>thread is about anything but
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>>63403468
he fucked her m8
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Well looks like Alabama is gonna win this
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>>63403478
same but cokers been good so far tonight
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North Carolina has the best fast food. Prove me wrong.
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LSU getting exposed like always henry>fournette
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>>63403468

> "tutored"

But how'd she like his BBC?
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>>63403505
Haters gonna hate m8.
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>Yards rushing so far: Leonard Fournette 6 yards; Jake Coker 5 yards
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First for weed
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Henry > Fournette
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>>63403501
>>63403501
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>>63403469
>BIG XII is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.


Uh, I don't think so
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JUST
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>roll tide winning

Guess it's time to finally watch The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
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Just end my life senpai.
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ROLL TIDE
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Allie laforce is bae
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>>63403543
one more year until weed gets legalized here
>dude weed lmao
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>>63403468
>(you)
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>>63403468
>too embarrassed to watch
Smart enough to get inside of your wife's pants, apparently.
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>>63403543
DUDE
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>>63403529
>Bojangles, Cookout, and Chickfila
>Smithfields for those not in the know

This is objectively correct
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>>63403468
lol

.
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>>63403468
>embarrassed
Bro ive got some bad news....
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Well /sp/
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>>63403554
It's like you just didn't see the copypasta in the last thread.
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>>63403569
eww
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Lol I mean can we all agree that the south east, (SEC) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a southerner, I don't live in Kentucky, I don't drive trans ams, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Confederacy and they're all fat, live on welfare, bang their heads on rusty car parts while walking in the garage, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "under fed" it's a polite way of calling you skinny, you're famous for patriotism, you all live in trailer parks like Tuscaloosa, the SEC is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
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>>63403543

yeah i remember high school too
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>>63403595
To be fair, I also want to defile that.
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R O L L

D A M N

T I D E
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>>63403543

Ah, I miss high school
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>>63403468
>>63403508
>>63403531
>>63403585
>>63403588
who's trolling who
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>>63403592
Bojangles is so good
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TOUCHDOWN ELEPHANTS
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GAME OVER ROLL TIDE GAME OVER ROLL TIDE GAME OVER ROLL TIDE
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>>63403595
Who wouldn't want to destroy that?
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>>63403604
No Wendy's? Fuck that list.
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>>63403604
Dominos, Starbucks, and Subway
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>>63403595

She'd just look better with a dick, that's all.
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>>63403595
sauce
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Sad fornette is sad
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>>63403604
Subway kfc DQ, not even close
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>>63403604
shit list

only one I would take is Dunkin
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>>63403604
Dunkin
McD
KFC

>no Chick Fil A

Have you even been following along?
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>>63403623
The South= The Southeast, what are you even talking about
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TOUCHDOWN BAMA

CAN'T BE STUMPED
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>>63403604

those are literally all shit tier
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Why do they call him Fournette?

Because at the end of the game all he will have is Four net yards.
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>>63403543
DUDE
[Spoiler]WEED[/spoiler]
LMAO
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>>63403606
It's exactly like.. Just got here
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>>63403604
Arby's Culver's whataburger
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>>63403649
Same but pizza hut instead
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>>63403660
Stephanie Christine I think
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10-0 Bama
>LSU fans BTFO
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>>63403685
hehe
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Fournette's about to go off this drive. Screencap this.
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>>63403595

Why would you not want to destroy that?
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>Alabama-LSU game
>a touchdown is scored
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>>63403604
KFC, Burger King, and switch out DD for Kripsy Kreme.
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>>63403595
dude stop I have this thread on the second projector and my whole family can see it while they watch the game
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>>63403660
stephanie christine
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>>63403636

MIND = BLOWN

areyouawizard.gif
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>>63403703
Dat big toe game
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Lol I mean can we all agree that England, (EUROS) are way more hick and redneck than the USA? Like I'm in the US and I don't talk like an American, I don't live on Yorkshire , I don't drive a Fiat, I'm cultured of world geography , meanwhile you look at the British and they're all fat, live off kabobs and tea, have crooked teeth, and glorify a giant clock named Ben... fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "Europeans" it's a polite way of calling you faggots, you're famous for soccer.. , the British are way more hillbilly redneck than the UsA.
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lsu will be lucky to get 5 first downs the entire game they are exposed as fuck
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Chick-fil-a is actually an underrated place to go for a diet. 8 Grilled nuggets are under 200 calories. Downside is grilled nuggets are more expensive and less filling than regular nuggets
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White Castle is literally the only good fast food
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>>63403604

Pizza Hut
KFC
Subway

That's the real nigga choice
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What the fuck did I miss I was trying to fight the Pizaa Fuckers for 30 mins.

Also If you work at dominos in KC come back and fight me instead of getting in your car and driving off patrick stump looking mother fucker..
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>>63403685
sensible chuckle/10
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>>63403604
Dunkin Donuts
Burger King
Pizza Hut
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>>63403715
kek remember the 9-6 game of the century few years ago
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>Ole Miss

JUST LEAGUE TEAM
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>>63403703
Nice stretch marks.
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>>63403751

Peanut oil is god tier. Deep frying in peanut oil is healthier than boiling in water.
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>>63403604
DQ, Papa Johns, Starbucks
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>>63403604
Popeyes
Krispy Kreme
Chili's

COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKER
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>>63403760
Are you white, 5'5, and weigh 180lbs?
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Why are southern people so fat, stupid, ugly, smelly, poor, short and all around unpleasant?
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Lol I mean can we all agree that the North West (Pac 10) is way more hick and redneck than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like a faggott, I don't live in rain, I don't drive a Prius, I'm educated , meanwhile you look at the Northwest and they're all fat, live in rain, bang their dads while hiding in clouds, fat as hell-there's a reason you're called "sperm fed" it's a polite way of calling you a fatass, you're famous for heroin, you all live in trailer parks like Seattle, the Northwest is way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
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>Warmack
you now remember people calling Chance Warmack the best/safest G prospect since Steve Hutchinson
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>>63403832
Yankee oppression
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>>63403701
>>63403724

thanks anons
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Will the south rise again?
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>>63403857
His brother Dallas is a freshman here. My friend Brandon is his roommate.
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>>63403832
LOL we killed twice as many of you with half the people.
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>>63403900
It never rose in the first place
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>>63403832
we black
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>>63403604

dairy queen
kfc
papa johns
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>>63403900

We already have. We dominate sports, politics, business and american culture.
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>>63403876
>>63403832
imagine how many alpha males served in the military and got killed off during the Civil War.

All you would be left with is the cowards who hid or ran away from battle to procreate.

Not the people brave enough to fight on the front lines.
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>>63403900
Dubs confirms.
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>>63403857

He's not bad but yeah, definitely not Bruce Matthews.
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>>63403839
its not funny bro
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>>63403941

oh and we are the undisputed GOATs when it comes to fast food.
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>>63403814

5'10 180

Come back bitch
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ROLL

ANKLE
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That's a torn meniscus
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>>63403941

>this delusion
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>>63403941
literally no.

South's biggest city is Bluebell Alabama desu
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can anyone tell me the name of the head ref?
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>this game.

Can it be 730 so this fucking Clippers game can tip off already?
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Lol, I mean can we all agree that the Rockies (Mountain West) is way more hick than the south? Like I'm in the south and I don't talk like I've got a chaw in my mouth, I don't live in a dustbowl, I don't drive a beatup F-150 with rust holes, I'm educated, meanwhile you look at the Rockies and they're all on meth, live in dirty windblown snowstorms, smoke meth while wearing magic underwear, toothless as hell-there's a reason you're called "mormons" it's a polite way of calling you a sister fucker, you're not famous for anything, you all live in trailer parks like Provo, the Rockies are way more hillbilly redneck than the south.
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>>63403986
Kc is too far away
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>>63403788
Citation needed
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>>63403636
>who's trolling whom*
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WE ON BOARD NOW
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HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!
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>>63404003
Clippers are going down
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>Alabama is clearly comitted to throwing everything and the kitchen sink at Fornette
>Les keeps running it
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WE GOT A GAME
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BAMA BTFO
A
M
A

B
T
F
O
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We offense now!
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Sp PATY bro are you in this room with the niggers playing pool?
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>>63404027

Pussy
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>making a QB play safety
>Bammer
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Is Harris elite?
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How did Kirby Smart not see that coming? Why blitz a corner?
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sorry Fournette but Bama keeps playing run defense so we gotta expose the pass defense
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>>63404095
nah i'm in my room on the 5th floor
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>>63404121
>we
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No one else bet on the game?
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GEAUX
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>>63404076
Yeah... have ya'll niggas even won a game yet?
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ALRIGHT!

I'm with y'all until 5am. Time to get comf.
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You can't let a safety cover a man one on one like that. He'll get beat every time
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>>63404119
Geaux*
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>>63404104
Fly the 3823 miles and say that to my face you faka
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>>63403950
Also back when leading medical theory suggested a splinter in your toe pretty much meant they would chop the whole leg off so you could die in hours under excruciating pain instead
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THANK GOD. I was getting scared. But good laws our special teams are atrocious.
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>>63404146
3 in a row
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>>63404133
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/sp/, how does this picture make you feel?
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>>63404177
t-thanks mom
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>>63404154

Okay, address?
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>>63404177

In a word, hungry
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>>63404177
Sad, that looks cold and dry, where's muh grease
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>>63404177
Cane's?
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>That flop
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uh where the fuck was Henry
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>>63404177
quixotic desu
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Why would you run the ball on a 3rd and 30?
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>all these fake southerners not talking about smoked ribs
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>>63404256
>All these fake southerns not taking about their uncles secret BBQ sauce
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>>63404256
Ribs are pleb tier
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>>63404256

>All these midwesterners talking about dry rub.
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>>63404256
srsly
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>>63404256
Dreamland is great
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am i southern yet?
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why do you do this to me bama?
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>>63403604
Dunkin donuts
KFC
Pizza hut
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>>63404292

Found the faggot
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Bama has to weather the storm here
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>that bama qt

I see you girl
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lol he took out one of the band members
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>>63404323
>being this mad about shit food
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The man marking the fuck out of Fournette.
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>>63404307
mmmmmmm
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>>63404292
Go eat a salad
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>fournette exposed

what a shock
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Bitches don't know bout mah crawfish boil.
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>>63404307
don't knock the chicken tender sub from publix, that thing is delicious
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>>63404370
>the only choices of food are ribs or salad
>the city of the south
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How is LSU not winning when they have the single greatest college football player of the past 10 years?
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>>63404188
86-911 Moelima St, Waianae, HI 96792
See you soon haole
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Fournette literally getting BTFO
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If Bama are letting the safeties play Fournette downfield aggressively, why not play some more play actions?
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>>63404378

This nigga
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>>63404378
>poor man's lobster

That shit is terrible
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Bama doesn't want the game to go this way. They can't win the field goal battle. Poor coaching on the defensive side
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>>63404396
Tebow doesn't play for LSU retard
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>>63404378
>there's people ITT that have never sucked the juice out of a crawfish head
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>>63403941
>We dominate sports
what sports outside of college ball
>politics
lol
>business and american culture
lol
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>>63404256
>yfw sjw got pissed at LSU for roasting alligators doing the Florida game

The Yankees are so pussified. There constant tears at the sight of self reliance is delicious.
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>>63404378

Yummmm bland overcooked bugs
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>came in the garage
>14 yr old sister says she is going out
>runs back inside 30 seconds after leaving
>covered in jizz
>damn she found out about the garage mess
>Hey anon I just fell in Ice Cream!
>I-i-Im not sure
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Bros, why was there a solid 10 seconds of silence in the booth when LSU made a TD? Why no dick sucking when LSU made the field goal? Red pill me
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>>63404407


Ill send my pizzaboy that way.

If he beats you then I beat him we're all good.

That way I'm ranked second and you're ranked 4th.
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>>63404396
Have you not been watching the game? Bama has shut Fournette down
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>black kickers

lmao
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>>63404452
Does it even taste good?

I had fried gator one time but it didn't taste like anything
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>>63404415

Too early in the game to expose it.
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>>63403468
CLASSIC
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Wait LSU has a black kicker?
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What do southerns drink? Moonshine?
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>>63404496
hard to imagine something that big tasting good on the grill
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>Black Kicker

do the other niggas make fun of him
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>>63404485
Sounds good
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>>63404519
Sweet tea
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>>63404484
You know why
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>>63404496
No, reptile meat is pretty awful. It's like the greasy, gristley parts of chicken.
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>>63404519
Moonshine, Whiskey, and cheap beer.
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>>63404519
sweet tea duh
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>>63404503

Yeah OK good point.
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>>63404515
R A R E
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>>63404519
Sugary diabetes juice
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>>63404519
Bourbon is very southern
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>good play by LSU
>"Wow that was a nice play."

>good play by ALABAMA
>They fucking scream at the top of their lungs about how incredible of a play it was

this bammer shilling
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>>63404415

You have to establish the run for play action to be effective.
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>>63404519
I mostly drink water.

Gotta stay hydrated!
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>>63404519
Sweet tea and nothing but sweet tea. At least for me anyway.
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>>63403604
Pizza Hut
Burger King
Dominos if they ever bring back the mac and cheese breadbowl
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could they have jizzed over that bama play any more?
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>>63404526
>when you nutted but she still sucking.gif
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>>63404378

Hnngh. There is a fucking fantastic cajun place here that does crawfish boils in the spring. can't wait for that.
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>>63404496
>>63404555
Confirmed for being Yankees who have never actually had gator. Tastes like the most tender chicken you've ever had in your life.
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>>63404573
It used to be the other way around.
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>>63404571
How so
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>>63404577

But the only reason it's not effective is because they're bringing the safeties downfield? They've already made the change that frees up play action.
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>>63404496
Eh it's hit or miss. If not done right it can taste slightly gamey. Best bet is to eat it fried.
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>>63404549
I swear to Jesus... Lundquist nuts on himself everytime Alabama does ANYTHING and that LSU sack: silence. I want to smother that fat faggot in his sleep
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USC should've kept Orgeron 2bh
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Nick Saban is so conservative it always backfires
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>>63404519
i'm drinking rum and ginger ale atm. i wouldn't mind a beer though, i just don't have any. my old roommates used to make moonshine, it tasted fucking awful.
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>>63404616
The most tender chicken in the world is still bland chicken, so
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>tfw CBS will never embrace the banter and put the Alabama "Field Goal Range" line on the 20
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>>63404519

I have to admit, northerners make the GOAT beer.

pic related.
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anybody else just run out to the garage when they blow their load

its the best place to not worry about it


think about it guys and come back to me
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>>63404423
lobster tastes worse than crawfish

what a rip off
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>>63404519
Water, maybe milk or fruit juice.
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>All these southern fags implying it sucks being a Yankee

Last I checked, we won the civil war and southerns ain't done shit to rise back up.
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>>63404652
>>63404652
toppest of keks
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>>63404659
look at this fucking pleb
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>>63404623
It's made in southern states bro

And popular bourbon based drinks like mint juleps originate from the south
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>>63404526
>>63404611

I'm losing my shit oh my god. Perfect
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>>63404659
>lobster tastes worse than crawfish

You've never had good lobster then
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55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
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Put the remote down anon and lets go to the gym. Do you want milk or water in your protein shake?
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NIGGA
>>
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>
These announcers are taking it up the ass for Bama. kek
>>
>HE'S GOTTEN STRONGER
>>
damn I thought that wasn't in
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REDEMPTION
>>
ALABAMA KICKER ACTUALLY DOIN THANG
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roll damn tide
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>>63404701
Milk babe, thanks
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>bama can't kick field goals they said
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>bama has a good kicker

When did this happen?
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>2 years too late
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Goddamn Lundquist:

>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! My goodness!!!!
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>>63404701
>whats wrong with your back babe?
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>>63404710
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>field goal

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

can just imagine his fat neck jiggling like a turkey as he did that
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REKT
GOD DAMN
>>
damn that nigga got rucked
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DAT NIGGA GOT BUSTED UP, YO!
>>
BTFO!
T
F
O
!
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>>63404744
>LSU kicker makes same kick
>"And it's good."
>>
KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
>>
Really?
Really?

Really? REALLY?

That isn't the Bama kicker.
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>>63403468

I'd be embarrassed to watch to if some famous guy used me as a cum dumpster.
>>
DAT HIT
>>
>>63404701

it's Saturday, today is football day. Go by yourself.


>dat fookin hit

Shiiiit
>>
>>63404717
Roll Tide 'straya bro
>>
what is targeting?
>>
I think it's clear who the superior football team is here.
>>
>>
>>63404684
>>63404692
had it from two different places and both times tasted like rubbery butter meat
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>>63404651
>He doesn't know about Tony's

You poor bland tasting faggot
>>
>>63404787
Not that you pussy bitch made faggot
>>
>>63404787
not a thing on special teams, pussy.
>>
It's overwhelmingly apparent to me that these announcers wish for nothing more in life than to be urinated on in a bathtub by the entire Alabama football team.
>>
Shit, Griffith hit a 55 yarder.
Griffith.
Mr. Kick 6.
He's 1/200th the way to redeeming himself.
>Kick 6
On second thought, no forgiveness, ever.
>>
>>63404701
M-milk.... D-do I have to put down the remote?.....
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Alabama's longest made field goal this year was 22 yards. Then the 55 yard leg dragon.
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Stay mad Bama haters.
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>>63404801
Why do they call him Fournette?

because his longest run is four net yards
>>
>Fournett has nine (9) rushing yards

lel wut?

i thought he was a heisman frontrunner
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>>63404755

This thread has me in tears lel. Are all Alabama threads this hilarious?
>>
>>63404636
Funny because in my house we think he hates Bama.

I think hes just a fat idiot personally.
>>
>>63404806
You can add enough spices to make a turd taste good, doesn't change the fact that the base meat is garbage.
>>
>>63404765
Yeah man, I want to mute this game and listen to Pandora right now.
>>
>leonard fournette in charge of averaging over 1 yard per run
>>
>>63404801

>E X P O S E D
>>
>>63404841
yes.
>>
>>63404701

>2015
>still relying on brotein shakes

Get on your knees you filthy slag, I'll give you some protein.
>>
>>63404844
The best meat is your black boyfriend's, right?
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>YFW GRIFITH ACTUALLY MAKES A FG
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>>63404842
I can totally agree to that fat idiot part.
>>
>>63404842
Your house is retarded, he's been slobbing bama knob for years
>>
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Come on bama, beat them coonasses. Also it's halftime
>>
if someone pointed a gun to your head and made you choose between Verne/Gary and Nantz/Simms, who would you choose?

Verne/Gary reporting in
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>>63404819
Well Lundquist IS a Swedish name, after all
>>
Why does Fournette look so sad?
>>
>>63404838
>put up amazing yards against teams that can't stop the run
>gets stopped by a team with one of the best front 7s in the nation

no surprise desu
>>
Aite catch you when the game starts back up.
>>
>>63404912
Damn, I thought that was her ass
>>
>>63404844
getout.jpg
>>
>>63404844
I bet you think England has the best food in the world.
>>
>>63404912
Her back must hurt
>>
>>63404832
jesus
>>
>>63404842
Gary is the real hater
>>
HALF TIME FAP TIME
>>
Let's recap

>Fournette is garbage
>LSU is getting BTFO
>Alabama is still #1
>>
>>63404919
He's probably thinking about the child support he's going to have to pay when he goes to the league.
>>
So who are the new top 5 teams?
>>
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>>63404941
>>
>>63404953
>>63404945
You guys really think chicken is better tasting that any other meat without adding spices? You're insane
>>
That kicker for Florida is now a campus hero

Good for him
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Damn, navy is beating Memphis
>>
>>63404990
Yeah Chicken is bland as fuck without the hormones and spices added to it at resturants
>>
>>63404990
Bro. Do you have any idea what cooking is? Spices and method makes a world of difference.

Fuck I could never make gains up in Yankee land eating card board all day.
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>>63405019
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>>63404953

english do a pretty good breakfast tbqhwyf
>>
>>63404832
>Patty
>>
>>63405019
wew lad... who is this? I want to put a ring on her finger
>>
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>>63404990
nope, but if i have a choice between good steak at 15 bucks a pound or chicken at 2 bucks a pound ill take chicken and some spices. I love beef but just cant afford to eat it all the time.
>>
>>63405055
It's like you failed to understand the discussion that was occurring and just added a retarded response for no reason.
>>
>>63405101
fugg
>>
>>63403604

dominos
kfc
subway
>>
>>63405019
Is this the tutor gf?
>>
>>63405111
nice trips
>>
>>63403604
MCDONALDS

SUBWAY

DOMINOS

EASY
>>
anybody else just run out to the garage when they blow their load

its the best place to not worry about it
>>
>>63405192
Of course not
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>not eating the drumsticks first
>>
>>63405101
honestly is there a point to this video? All I saw was Kim K ass.
>>
>>63404991
rip family drowned in pussy
>>
>trying to watch other games after a half of SEC football

why is everyone else so shit?
>>
>>63405251
>not going to work on a meaty breast while plebs eat the scraps
>>
SO LADS WHO WINS THE GAME?

IM THINKING BAMA WINS IN OVERTIME
>>
>>63405125
Different meats. Different flavors, texture, taste and potential.
>>
>>63405254
it measures your T levels
>>
>>63405101
WHEW LAD
>>
>>63403604
>>63403604

STARBUCKS
PAPA JOHN'S
MCDONALD'S

EASY
A
S
Y
>>
>>63405265
Washington just scored... It's getting mildly interesting.
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anyone else think verne is kinda losing it? should prolly hang it up after this year.
>>
>>63405101
>>
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>>63403631
>tripfag making fun of someone
kop tek
>>
>>63405385

The crazier Verne gets, the better his commentary.

I'm waiting for the day he snaps completely and calls one of the players a nigger.
>>
>>63403604
Whataburger
Sonic
McDonald's

That way I get the best burger, fries. and drink possible. You guys should try it sometime
>>
>>63405385
his fake laugh is annoying
>>
>>63403604

KFC
Starbucks
Papa Johns

subway is absolutely disgusting. the absolute worst fast food there is.
>>
>>63403604
dunkin for bfast
subway for lunch. 12 inch tuna
DQ for dinner

ez
>>
>>63405435
this desu senpai

>WOOOOW that Fournette nigger sure can run!
>woops sorry uhh I mean uhh that Fournette guy

he would probably keep his job desu
>>
>verne choking up

dang mayne
>>
Damn Verne was choked up there
>>
>>63404917
God damn you, you made me realize that Verne/Gary is actually the lesser of those evils.
>>
I wasn't ready for these Verne feels desu senpai
>>
Anyone who hates verne also hates college football. His Master's commentary is the best as well.
>>
>Your team

>Would you be undefeated with Iowa's schedule
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>>63404973
>LSU is getting BTFO

>losing by a fg is being BTFO

ok
>>
Can we at least all agree that Jack in the Box is the shittiest (aside from subway) fast food in the country? How do people eat that?
>>
>>63405476
Damn, I came in here to check on this thread during halftime and missed it. What happened?
>>
>>63405550
>aTm
>not with meme qbs and porous defense
>>
>>63405477
>>63405494
>>63405524
Had to step out for a bit, what happened?
>>
>>63405556

Ireland just texted me.

"It's too much ass"
>>
>>63405593
his buddy just died
>>
>>63405437
>sonic
>good anything
>>
tell me someone capped that bama qt
>>
>>63405570
Babby's first SEC game thread.
>>
>>63405593
some old faggot died, nothing important
>>
>>63405550
>Tennessee
>yes, Iowas hardest game was Indiana ffs
>>
>>63405621

this pls. goddamn i love bama girls
>>
OVER/UNDER 30.5 YARDS TOTAL FOR FOURNETTE
>>
>LEL S U
>>
>>63405621

She was a 5 yer waffle
>>
>>63405576

Hardee's/Carl's Jr. is way, WAY worse.
>>
>Pick
ITS HAPPENING
>>
Kek game over
>>
>>63405628
Losing by 3 is not being BTFO. I don't care what teams are playing.
>>
that was the worst pass i've ever seen
>>
>>63405646
under after that pick
>>
LSU IS ELITE THEY SAID

LSU WILL BTFO BAMA THEY SAID
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bama gonna bam
>>
>>63405678
Losing by 10 sure is though
>>
how are we at only the second game thread??
>>
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>>63405683
BAMA CANNOT BE STUMPED
>>
>>63405683
nobody said that lel
>>
>>63405676
Go home.
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>harris
>>
>>63405659
would you have preferred her to be in burka?
>>
How do you miss that wide open throw that badly?
>>
>>63405729

We stopped talking about chicken.
>>
>>63405736
I am
>>
>>63405729
/sp/ is full of fags and eurokeks busy watching grassdive
>>
>>63405729
Bama haters salty.
>>
>>63405716
>losing by 10 in college
>BTFO

pick one
>>
This game is making me sick and I don't even really root for LSU football.
>>
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>derrick Henry td
>>
>>63405716
No it's not.

Stop shilling for Bama
>>
>>63405550
Wazzu, probably coug 1 game against the easiest team on the schedule, win every other game 52-48
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>>63405556
what porn is that?
>>
>>63405745

Fuck off you- Wait. Cover all ugly women in burkhas. I like it anon, I'll present it to my local shariah council.
>>
>Verne was ready to go crazy...
>Verne: HAW HAW HAW HAW

How can you faggots not realize that these announcers are fucking biased as fuck?
>>
>>63405781
>losing by 10 with an SEC offense
>not BTFO
>>
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BASED A'SHAWN LEAD BLOCKING
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>>63405781
>SEC
>all other college football

pick one
>>
>>63405817

I think it's Kelly divine
>>
>>63405774
There is literally no soccer happening right now what are you talking about
>>
>>63405833
>How can you faggots not realize that these announcers are fucking biased as fuck?

They're awful Bama bandwaggon faggots. So it's understandable that you like them
>>
who comfy?
>>
>Harris literally throwing the game away
>>
>>63405833
Who cares? They're biased for the cooler team
>>
SEC is so damn overrated it makes CFB unwatchable
>>
>>63405833
But we do realize, it's all we talk about when he is announcing
>>
implying you wouldn't suck off bear bryant
>>
>>63405884
sorry, too busy 'talking' about povertyball
>>
>>63405892
>tfw went to vist sister last week so stole a set of her bra and panties which I'm wearing now in bed while watching the game
>>
>four net yards
>>
>>63405871
oh ok seen plenty of her

her face is so busted now (actually alsways been low tier for porn)
>>
>>63405892
Got my puppers cuddling up with her head on my lap, just took 2 norcos, probably gonna knock out within an hour or two

So pretty damn comfy
>>
>HOLY COW
>>
Has there been any RB better than fournette?
>>
This defensive line. Got fucking damn.
>>
>Leonard Fournette
>winning a heisman

pick fucking one
>>
we can all agree that derrick henry is the fourrunner for hesiman now right?
>>
>>63405950
But dat ass
>>
>>63405939
Again I must ask what you are talking about; there are no soccer threads on the first page
>>
>that was a great pass
>receiver had to jump and reach behind him to get it

quality announcing
>>
>>63405979
Yeah, not after tonight
>>
you misspelled incestual
>>
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>>63405983
maybe not first but up there
>>
>>63403531
>> "tutored"
>But how'd she like his BBC?

this. why else would she be embarrassed to see him, other than she gets wet watching him bust through defenses like he busted through her pussy.
>>
LEONARD WHO?
>>
LSU gonna get blown out of the state if they don't fucking find out how to move the ball
>>
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>>63405950

It seems like hot porn stars with dat ass are hard to come by.
>>
>>63405956
>taking drugs
>>
>lolnette
>cuknette

There's faggots ITT that literally believed lsu had a chance. Stupid fucking idiots. One shit RB can't beat the tide. This is the same shit team that got bfto by auburn last year.

I'm ready to cash my ticket. Think I'll buy a boat this week.
>>
This is the greatest college defensive line ever assembled. bravo nick.

I can't wait for Kirby Smart to become Georgia's next head coach.
>>
>>63406008
this, family...
>>
>>63405987
true
>>
>>63405956
hopefully you pass our and crush/suffocate your dog with your body you degenerate
>>
>>63406025
Ankle surgery yesterday bruv
>>
>>63406047
>implying he won't succeed Nick, getting a promotion
>>
SHOTS FIRED
>>
JUST GIVE HIM THE HEISMAN
>>
>>63406024
brooke wylde on the left, who's the butterface on the right?

>announcers talking over the ref
>>
>>63406024
The one on the left ain't bad.

The one on the right is literally pig disgusting. As in she literally has pig face.
>>
>>63406059
>>63406059
>>
>lsu
>foreshit
>>
>>63406120
>52 posts early
epic
>>
>>63405621
Post her quick
>>
>>63406120
Making it 52 posts early.
>>
>>63406120

>fifty posts early
fucking kill yourself
>>
>>63406078
>implying he won't succeed nick, getting a promotion
>Implying he won't succeed nick
>implying
>succeed nick
>implying
>>
>>63406077
Had one of those 4 months ago from dirt biking for the 1st time, what did you do?
>>
>>63406120
>53 posts early
Really nigga?
>>
>>63406107

Alex chance
>>
>>63406120
eat shit faggot
>>
>>63406120
No thanks
>>
>>63406024
left is a qt
>>
Remember when Fournette was the best RB of all time
>>
>>63406183
Just ice hockeyed my shit up senpai.

Broken fibula, torn ligament, 3 torn muscles
>>
That guy just saved the game for LSU
>>
>>63406258
You can't save a game you've already lost anon
>>
>>63406258
This game is over. I can't see LSU generating enough offense
>>
>>63406258
Coker just had a mini choke tbqh
>>
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>zack mettenberger is still a thing
>>
>>63406108

Not bad in this one though
>>
>in high school my friend broke his ankle and coaches yelled at him to not be a pussy and walk to the sideline
>he walked
>the bone sliced through his Achilles and he lost a full season and never really got his movement back
>>
>>63406426
I feel less guilty pounding ugly hot chicks than pretty ones
>>
>>63406426
much better picture, family
>>
>>63406477
>in high school my friend broke his ankle and coaches yelled at him to not be a pussy and walk to the sideline

What a fucking retard. Idiot.
>>
How is OSU not #1?
>>
>>63406587
Have you watched them play?
>>
>>63406625
No, but they are defending champs
>>
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>>63406587
because they are trash
>>
>>63406587
Clemson has much better wins desu
>>
LSU GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAHAHAHA

LSU GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAHAHAHA
>>
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LSU BTFO
S
U

B
T
F
O
>>
>leonard fournette -1 ypc
>nick chubb 7.3 ypc
>>
>>63403799
Your first choice is my first choice also, but the other two suck

Popeye's
Bud's Broiler
Dickey's Barbeque Pit
>>
>>63403429
underrated post
>>
>>63403604
Fuck this list m8

Sonic
Zaxby's
Panda Express in case this scenario eliminates all regular restaurants
>>
Domino's, need a pizza place 100%
McDs for the shitty ceap burger joint that's needed
DQ for dessert shit.

That easy.
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