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Brooklyn
@ Milwaukee 8:30 pm/est
Orlando
@ Philadelphia 7:00 pm/est
New Orleans
@ Dallas 8:30 pm/est
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Memphis
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>Byron Scott said LAL were concerned @kporzee would take “a little time" to develop: "Obviously, we were probably a little wrong about that."
dis nigga
>>63396682
>made later
Can we place not add multiple threads to the shitposting pile
>>63396783
>saying this as you link a (your) thread which has tripfag shitposting in the image and comment
>>63396925
stop bumping your thread retard, there's already a nba general
>>63396991
>there's already a shitpost about weed and tripfags general
FTFY. It's not like bumping this actually matters
>mods
>>63397108
what the fuck did you do?
DR DRE OPENED UP HIS VAULT NIGGAS! HE REALLY OUT HERE T ONIGHT!
>>63397731
Nothing :)
>>63397761
Then use your mod powers to ban the curryspammer you fucking asshole
>mods delete a perfectly good thread before I can submit my post
Ok so what should I eat senpai?
>>63397844
BBQ chicken
>>63397817
I wish. At least it's easy enough to filter out all his image posts.
>rose doesn't even get to be the primary ball handler anymore
he gone
>>63397844
Subway Sandwich, Footlong Tuna on Herb and Cheese, American Cheese, untoasted, tomatoes, onions, ranch.
>>63397844
chipotle double chicken
>>63397930
This is what me and my girlfriend literally always get exactly besides the tomato and onion. What the hell?
>>63397974
>buying a fucking tuna sandwich at subway
you retarded?
>>63397974
That's exactly what I get... it's Subway's GOAT sandwich
>>63398080
It's good senpai, what do you get?
>>63398080
Subway's Tuna is pretty good
>>63398129
>>63398131
why not just make your own? probably cheaper too, its just fucking tuna
>>63398158
In that case why not just eat at home
Its not like Ham, Roast Beef or Turkey is that expensive
>>63398258
yes, why not. why the fuck would you go to subway
>>63398258
Tuna LITERALLY comes in a can.
All you have to do is put it between buns and eat it.
You have to actually cook beef, ham and turkey.
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
subway bread trash as fuck and their meats taste like rubber
>>63398319
you forgot you pic m8
who /NBAonNBC/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTryUZs_XE
>>63398314
Do they not have this in Canada?
>>63398333
Their bread is actually good if you don't get it toasted
Hey mods how about you ban this guy >>63398319
for spamming the same shit over and over for months?
the hornets are about to run a train on the spurs
>>63398643
>Implying he isn't a janitor now
#jordan2016
>>63399122
I'm pretty sure the average guy could beat Jordan in a game of pick up right now to be honest, same can't be said of Curry.
>>63398715
I don't even get what's wrong with the curryposter. How does he keep doing this for so long.
>>63399214
With no attention either
Like no one ever comments on his shit
>>63399160
Oh and this. Mods, this is literal pasta and it's not even funny anymore. Fucks sake /sp/ mods clearly don't give a flying fuck.
>>63399232
So he starts spamming the other thread with PorGod photos to give the illusion the whole thread is shitposting
>>63399253
>facts are pasta now despite not being in the archive
Jordan fans
>>63399295
That post was already repeated several fucking times you idiot.
Reminder to keep this thread clean and help get rid of the shitposting :)!
>>63399361
Where? Link the same post to me, it should be easy to find since it's copypasta
>>63399244
I've been reporting his copypasta for 3 weeks now and nothing ever happens. Mods think it's a discussion or something.
>>63399395
Yeah I've been reporting his shit too
Choose one /nba/
https://youtu.be/a9gSR52YzAA
Or
https://youtu.be/2zt-lMC7yE4
okafor is so smooth bruh wtf
>>63399466
Curry beyond the shadow of a doubt, Jordan is ok but wouldn't have a career without Pippen, David Stern, Phil Jackson, refs and Rodman. He'd just be another bust in his draft class
/nba/ general should be moved to the /trash/ board tbqh
>>>/trash/
Reminder that Jordan fags literally think that Jordan is better than Curry because of some Looney Tunes movie and because IxLovexHalo69 made some shitty YouTube video of Jordan.
>>63399389
I swear to god I saw it earlier today it must have been deleted.
>>63399535
How the fuck is this board any different than /b/?
>>63399820
dunno gook moot is retarded
still has his retarded ass filters on baka desu
Is there literally ANY way the Warriors dont repeat? The regular season was a walk in the park for them last season and it seems it's not going to be any different this year. Curry is inexplicably playing better as is the rest of the team. Not to mention the NBA is by fat the easiest league to repeat in. In the last 25 years, a team has one back to back titles SIX times. Anyone who doenst think the warriors are going back to back is delusional tBh
>>63400033
clippers, thunder or spurs will all stomp their shit in the 2nd round desu
>>63400033
didnt curry have ankle problems? that could come back and wreck the warriors
>>63400203
>all these teams that have multiple losses and no one who can contain Steph are going to somehow beat them
>>63400203
Thunders and Spurs are losing to eastern playoff teams that go out in the first and second round. Clippers already lost to a Warriors team where Steph had to sit due to foul trouble.
>>63399466
Pippen is the actual GOAT, only won TWO fewer games without Jordan and took the Bulls by himself to the semi conference finals where he was robbed by refs intent on preserving Mike's legacy.
What did Michael do before Pippen got to the Bulls? Couldn't make it out the first round.
Pippen made Michael
>>63400239
That's the only thing that can derail the Warriors. But it's been years since it has been a problem so they're probably not too worried about that
i keep thinking justin holiday is rod strickland every time they cut to the bench
someone make a spurs vs charlotee thread, this bulls wolbes game is over.
Is it safe to say that this years Curry is better than prime Nash ever was?
>>63401799
Ha. Hahahahahahahaha
Prime Nash can't even sniff Curry's chewed up mouth piece.
>>63401603
Paring a woman up with you is even more degrading to be honest
>>63401847
Sorry libkek I'm white
Go Spurs Go
>>63402211
>>63401746
>>63401603
>>63400536
Can you shut the fuck up with your fetish? This is a basketball thread.
>>63402211
I'm thinking Draymond Green. GOAT combo
>debrick rose -17 , the worst - by far
lmao cancer
>>63402380
>This is a basketball thread.
Exactly
KAT confirmed ROY
>unironically going scoreless in OT
>>63402602
>Bulls
>Ever thinking they were anything more than LeBron's doormat and forever will be
>>63402602
It's all part of Greg Popovich's master plan
>>63402677
SPURS
HORNETS
If it cheers you up, Bulls fans, you only need a 0.5 record to make the playoffs in the East.
T'Wolves look decent, just not decent enough to make the playoffs in the West.
Holy shit Wes Mathews is playing? Not that it matters, they're playing like shit.
Davis injured lads. Looks bad
DAVIS DED
PELICANS HAVE EIGHT (8) AVAILABLE PLAYERS
DAVIS OUT WITH A TORN GROIN
>lelicans start 0-5
>davis dies
just fuck their s hit up senpai
>>63402826
>>63402830
Pelicans stealth tanking to build around Davis is working exactly as planned
>noel gets bitchslapped multiple times
>gets ejected somehow
top kek
https://streamable.com/46j3
Meh Davis back in. Mavs barely have a half filled stadium on a Saturday night.
JUST
>>63402897
Ehhh, middling flagrant-2 desu, the initial elbow was worse
>sprint in charge of not having slow as fuck service
WIGGINS SHOT OVER 40% FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON! CONGRATULATIONS WIGGINS! MAYBE YOU CAN START RAISING YOUR 29% SHOOTING PERCENTAGE NOW
what games u guys watching? is the NO game good?
Toney Douglas is back in the league lol?
>>63401853
Who died?
>>63402971
I'm watching Orlando.
>>63402971
Mavs are at full strength but Pelicans are at a 9 man rotation, I assume a Mavs blowout
>>63402971
All games are a pile of shit desu. Might as well watch Pels get what may be their first win of the season while waiting for Rockets @ Clippers
>>63402914
stars are good now
we watch them
>bulce
and this team is supposed to compete against the cavs
top kek
God damn these Mavs are low key scary as fuck
>>63403242
Calm down, they're playing the Lelicans.
>>63403242
am i being meme'd again?
If Utah ends the month at .500 or better they will be a 5 seed
>>63403242
>beating a 0-5 team by 5
>>63403242
aahahahahahahahahhahaa
>>63403293
v bold prediction tbqhwyf
i thought hayward has been quiet so far this season?? their offence is still pretty shit m8
>>63403273
>>63403287
No they're finally healthy and playing really well. The West aside from the Warriors is struggling. I could see the Mavs getting the 4th seed
>>63403293
>Utah
>5 seed
Who would take Derrick Rose in a trade?
What is Hinkie's end goal?
1. Cavs
2. Raptors
3. Hawks
4. Wizards
5. Heat
6. Bulls
7. Pistons
8. Pacers
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you cant. So i wont even look at your shitty replies.
does anyone know how to torrent 2k on college Internet?
>>63403356
What the fuck happened here?
>when your girl cut your beard and you keep forgetting you don't have it no more
>>63403409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucpOQYJICYI
>>63403369
Wouldnt be mad to see a wesley matthews for derrick rose trade
the critics were right, matthews is shit after his surgery
>>63403399
Lol.
>>63403399
Do not ever torrent from a college connection. Ever.
SAUCE
CASTILLO
>>63403242
i rate your meme a "8" on the dank /sp/ meme index for the month of november
>>63403460
>Mathews/Butler backcourt
>Rose/Deron Williams backcourt
JUST
>>63403486
Why family?
>>63403399
bro, NEVER torrent shit from a public connection. that is legit a good way to get caught and arrested
>>63403447
>letting a girl dictate whether or not any part of your body is acceptable
Fuckin chump tf you doing you're setting men back years with that bullshit
>>63403399
dotn do it senpai i got kicked out of my uni for pirating it ruined my life
>>63403369
hinkie aiming for the 2020 nba championship
>>63403539
>arrested for torrenting
Take off your tinfoil hat. Worst they can do is a fine.
>>63403399
top lmao
>>63403528
"I am performing an illegal activity using an easily traceable avenue the leads directly to a sign pointing right at me"
>>63403561
My sisters wedding is Saturday and I wanted to look nice and clean
>>63403369
Rose
Stauskas
Saric
Noel
Okafor
Embiid cleaning up scrubs in the second unit
dynasty incoming
>/nba/ said western conference stronk
>memeiors are undefeated
>>63403370
Hawks above Raptors, but right about everything else.
>>63403713
The warriors are going to literally stroll to their second consecutive title.
>>63403563
Damn I didn't know that could happen
curry/barbosa
thompson/iguodala
durant/barnes
green/lee
bogut/ezeli
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STOP THIS TEAM FROM GOING 82-0?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Why does the NBA has the best logos in sports right now? They're all so nice and minimal.
>>63403951
Korver would be a better fit than Durant
>>63403970
i'm getting annoyed at this shitty circular logo trend tbqh
>>63403939
So basically Curry is a meme
>>63403951
Well, since that could never happen (as much as I'd love it), reality stops it from going 82-0.
>>63403713
But the Warriors are better than the 96 bulls and Curry >> Jordan
>>63403939
jordanshits BTFO
>knisck
>>63403939
Can't wait for Jordan cockroaches to fuck off back to YouTube
>>63404063
No, that means Curry scored 1,1pts per minute while MJ was 0,9
>>63403939
GOAT
Who is the most annoying player in the league, and why is it JJ Barea?
how's ish smith been lookin? took a flyer on him on my dk team tonight since I heard he was gonna get the start. don't really know anything about the guy but I figured he could maybe get some assists throwin lobs to ad.
>>63403939
Go post that here >>63397883
If player A shoots 50% from three but player B shoots 60% from 2, does that mean player A is a better player?
>>63403939
No fuck you. We're not starting this shit again.
No one gives a fuck who you think is the GOAT.
I'm tearing up right now thinking about dirk's glory days
why didnt I enjoy him when he was his best? He was so good... ;_; ;_; ;_;
come back to me dirk
>>63404175
>JJ Barea still has a job
>Nate Robinson doesn't
tell me why
Guys, went to my first NBA game yesterday, it was Kings x Rockets.
Why the fuck does the Kings crowd hate Jason Terry that much? Every time he checked in he got booed
>>63404250
Skin color
Davis, Harden, and Wiggins starting to look good for the season
Only took 6 games, but hey at least they're getting better
>>63404250
because nate robinson lost his athleticism with his injury
as a small guy who needs any advantage he could get it ruined him
>>63403939
Curry took a lot more 3PT shots. This means nothing
>>63404206
How do you like dk for nba? Any luck?
Dirk literally can't score. He's like 2/15
>>63404283
IIRC, Terry was supposed to go to Sacramento in a free agency or trade deal, and Terry didn't want to go so he basically keked them and stayed with Dallas instead
Memeteam vs Memeteam tonight at 10:30. Who will choke harder, the
>Clipshits
or
>Cockshits
Meanwhile Curry is going to drop 81 on the Kings
>>63404365
Took me a while to get the feel for it. Did nothing but 25 cent games till I got the hang of it. Now I'm a lot better and at least win my money back more often than not so I'm in the positive. I just do about 20 mins of daily research on injuries, over under lines, usage numbers, etc.. If you care enough to follow the NBA closely it's pretty easy to have success since most of the ppl that enter don't know much. But I don't do big money games or anything since I value my money too much, just an excuse for me to follow the NBA more closely than I already do.
>>63403242
>losing to the 0-5 lelicans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Mavs
Seriously Cuban just has to accept that he's going to have to rebuild through the draft instead of a revolving door of mediocre free agents.
>tune in to watch the wizards last 6 minutes
>they commit the biggest choke all season
G-go wizards
kent bazemore is breaking out this season
i'm happy for him he was a great towel waver here in golden state
CP3 OUT FOR TONIGHT'S GAME!
P-please, Orlando, have a good season.
>>63404646
This game isn't a good indicator of things to come. They're still getting used to each other and McGee is still injured. Plus refs aren't being kind to Dirk. They'll get this win and get to .500
What happened to the Curry vs Jordan debate?
>>63404783
the guy who spams and samefags the "argument" had to go to bed, his mom tucked him in
>>63404783
Like always, Curry's opponent took the L
>>63404661
Bazemore is this years Demarre Carrol
>Izards
>>63404783
Is quiet for now and even as a Golden State fan, I appreciate that. I'd rather enjoy this great run at the start of the season for what it is than get my pussy wet over, in the end meaningless, historical comparisons.
2bh Austin Rivers isn't that bad of a player. Sometimes he's a bone head, but he plays good defense and can make great plays on offense.
Anyone else watching the Grizzlies get shat on yet again?
This team is pathetic. How can you go from contenders to losers in just 1 year
>>63404898
>is quiet for you
yeah after you reported them all
>>63404898
>pussy wet
u-umm are you a gril...
>>63405017
Half court offenses don't work anymore. Also >Matt Barnes
>>63405028
The only thing I report are feels threads. Reminder that feels are cancer and must be purged at any cost.
>>63405079
don't take my feels brah
>>63405079
Guys i think this German guy is a lowkey janitor.
He got the other thread deleted and hates feels.
>>63405155
A German involved in purges? Don't believe it desu
Anyone watching this Hornets and Spurs game? I don't really understand what's going on. Charlotte is just running around the court by themselves, and they are even in San Antonio.
Watching Dirk in 2015 is watching a lost old man creeking slowly up and down the basketball court
>>63405079
Yeah, you were spamming the other thread to make it look like people were shitposting in it.
Come off it, mate.
>>63405354
spooky
Why aren't the Pelicans running PnR with Davis? Mavericks couldn't stop the Josh Smith/Dwight alley oops, they're definitely not going to stop AD.
spurs will be .500 after tonight ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha lamarcus ballhogridge btfo blazers winnin 24/7 while these punks enjoying their empty stat man!
>>63405503
Blazers simply replaced Aldridge with the white version.
>>63405503
Kek Mavs gonna win the Southwest
>>63405503
They'll be fine once they're healthy, just remember last season.
>>63405540
Who is this semen demon?
>>63405563
Who is injured? Everyone is playing
Craig Ackerman @ca_rockets 2m2 minutes ago
No CP3 for the Clips tonight meaning Austin Rivers starts. Last yr Rivers net rating per 100 possesions was a -9. This yr thru 5 games a -17
lol
>Curry currently playing
>>63405563
I do. I cherish the memory of the Spudoras being btfo in 7 by CP0WCFappearances.
I whack off to it every fucking night.
>>63405597
Justin Bieber.
He took a ton of HGH, grew 2 feet and went to the NBA.
So are the Hawks just another paper meme team like last year?
>>63405689
Yes. Korver ALWAYS ghosts it up in the playoffs.
The Big O Oscar Robertson is currently doing the Bucks telecast
just thought that should be pointed out. He sounds very eloquent in his old age
we suck.....we should just tank
J Lin rocking the Goku hair. Respect.
>>63405816
>we
>>63405636
PUT ME IN DAD
>>63405816
>soon
>>63405760
Big O was a bad man on the court. Would love to see him today.
>>63405503
>>63405669
stupid faggot ahaha
>>63405503
I bet you feel like an idiot.
5 rings bitch
>>63405904
>implying Lebron still won't school all over the Servant
>>63405669
I hope Kawhi gives you plenty material when he shuts Lebron down in the Finals this year.
>>63405904
If the Wizards suck why would he want to go there?
>>63406020
Rockets @ Clippers thread
>>63405978
>>63405816
>>63405904
kinda want demarcus cousins to end up on the wiz desu, him and wall together be #based
>>63405980
>mfw Boban wins Finals MVP
>>63406019
To play with the next GOAT Ben Simmons ofc
>>63406082
Is that Bill's son?
grizzlies losing to the jizz 56-38 just fuck me up family
>>63406165
The Grizzlies le speschul snowflake le we don't need le meme 3 point shooters XDXD attitude has been UTTERLY EXPOSED
>>63406165
Grizzlies are the original meme team
>muh grit
>>63406165
its amazing how they have have the same fucking weakness for like 4 years now
that front office is incompetent as fuck
>>63406165
Don't know why people thought they'd be great. They added Matt Barnes and that's it. Lost their really good back up in Kofus, and ZBO is a year older. Bad formula family
Holy shit how did Memphis get this bad this fast?
They were good last year. Now they're getting BTFO by literally everyone.
>>63406234
Marc Gasol stopped trying after he got paid
they using 10 foot rims in sacramento or what? need this baby to be a high scoring game
>>63406304
Boogie is the ultimate Ewing Theory candidate with his incredibly low BBIQ
>Pelicans are losing again
fucking hell, they must be bad
>>63406351
bro dont insult ewing like that. he is a top 5 center all time and well rounded on both ends
>>63406375
worst defensive team in the league and it isn't close
>>63406375
Cole
Poindexter
Perkins
Asik
Holiday
They're all injured. It's understandable that they stink.
>New Orleans getting BTFO AGAIN
HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU SUCK THIS BADLY
I PREDICTED THEM GOING 0-8 AS A MEME A WEEK AGO AND NOW IT'S COMING TRUE
>>63406395
Hakeem, Shaq, Moses, Wilt, Kareem, Russell
>>63406211
Yup and now reports saying they want to fire the coach. They need to fire everyone in that front office who thought Jeff Green and Matt Barnes were enough when it came to 3 point shooting
>>63406456
Ehh, didn't realise it was that bad. Still, Holiday is literally the only good player in that list tbqfh
>>63406395
Not my fault the Knicks went to the finals after Ewing got injured.
>>63406472
Worst defensive team in the league. Seriously, watch Ryan Anderson, Toney Douglas and Ish Smith play defense, it's horrendously bad
>>63406515
If two of those five players were active, they would've beat the Mavs.
>>63406515
first and second string pointguards, first and second string centers, second string shooting guard
>>63406508
>they want to fire the coach
I'm okay with this joerger is pretty good. If a lottery team follows and he joins them firing for him it'll be a big turn around.
>>63406472
>>63406561
Oh and how can I forget Luke Babbit
>>63406515
Holiday fucking sucks bro
>>63406456
You forgot Tyreke Evans whos penetration is extremely important to that team
>>63406211
embarrasing desu
>>63406515
Holiday isn't good. He's been injured so much people still cling on to his allstar appearance like 3 years ago when he's suffered an exodus of injuries the past year that are really starting to show in his play. I'de probably take 25 PGs over him right now.
thinkin about getting league pass, but would prolly end up watching on my tablet a lot since I travel for work.
anyone have any experience with the league pass app streaming? don't wanna buy and find out it's shitty.
>>63406572
>>63406569
Pelicans should use it as an excuse to tank and pick up someone decent to pair with Davis.
>>63406602
Relative to Cole, Perkins, Pondexter and Asik? Whatever m8
>>63402897
NBA refs are shit desu
>these Clippers alternates
JUST
>>63406686
You haven't watched the pelicans play then. He's been awful, especially on D
>>63406685
it's good
>>63406721
Just what?
Finish your sentence.
>>63406395
>russell
>>63406765
thx senpai
>>63406781
FUCK
>>63406473
Ewing was great, but pretty much this.
>>63406846
Fuck what?
Again, finish your sentence.
>>63406473
>russell
>>63406925
Eleven rings
>>63406304
Well, forget about that one. Both teams just don't hit shit today.
>>63406962
horry is better than duncan then
>>63407016
Horry was never the leader of a team
Kings are in charge to get rekt
i dont think it's to late to say that this season is the blow up season for the Grizzlies.
Is there any reason why I shouldn't be a Warriors fan?
>>63407206
to early
>>63407240
>>63407240
You'd make internationals like me look more like bandwagoners. I have sat through the games where this team started Kwame Brown, don't need some inferior Kiwi making me look bad. Also, you posted feels guy and ergo do not deserve to root for good teams.
>>63407030
russell played defense and rebounded
he's literally deandre jordan
What will be their first win bros?
Just got back from the Hawks game. That's 7 wins a row. Also, it was great seeing Big Boi and Phantogram.
>>63407290
>>63407340
So it would make it easy to bait people? That's only a reason to actually support them.
>poor little white boy
>>63407382
at raptors
>>63407435
just post about how Curry will surpass Jordan as GOAT, it's pretty easy to acquire (You)s
>>63407446
Keep sleeping on the Raps.
Just gonna make it all that much sweeter when you get shook.
>>63407435
Vintage Aussie shitposting. Forget what I said, bandwagon the Warriors all you want.
I am now officially a Warriors fan, how much do female fitted jerseys cost?
>>63407561
>female
:^)
>>63407483
You're not lying. I basically fueled last thread's debate for a couple hours.
>>63407391
I forgot to post pic.
>>63407603
That's a pretty impressive amount of (You)'s
Harden is putting on a show lads
>>63407733
A freethrow shooting clinic!
So exciting
matt barnes literally carrying the grizzlies in the 4th
I've got too much shit going on in life to waste time shitposting on /nba/.
>>63407767
Sup reddit
>>63407793
what's going on with you senpai? get it off your chest
>>63407793
Ignore it. Stay with us. FOREVER
Are the Jazz legit lads?
>>63407793
What's going on lad? Let /nba/ help you.
>>63407801
>Liking Harden
Go back to Jezebel.com where you belong.
>>63407860
When Gordan hayward has a breakout year they will be. The grizzlies are just garbage this year
>>63407860
They're about as good as they were last year
Are these 4g unlimited plans for $30 really totally unlimited data?
>>63407825
>>63407860
>>63407867
damn it's aussie hour on /sp/ huh?
It's mostly just balancing uni shit, exercise, proper sleep etc. Got a 6 figure dream job w/ the UN lined up and I don't want to blow it as well.
basketball related; go raptors
>the refs keeping Curry at 3 points
What the fuck is this shit?
heyward plays shitty mobas i hope he tears an acl
I haven't watched a Bulls game this year but Rose's stats are dreadful. Does he look as bad as his stats indicate?
>>63408021
dota fags bitter af
>>63407967
Raptors gon achieve world peace outchea
>>63408032
Yeah he's pretty shit. To be a good point guard you need to be able to shoot the 3 now; he can't do it consistently.
>>63407967
United Nations?
Why the fuck are you posting on 4chan. They are going to kick your ass out when they run a background check on your 4chan history.
oh my god, >we're actually keeping this game close
>>63408032
He's washed up. No speed or explosiveness anymore and he can't shoot the meme shot. I feel bad for Bulls fans who have to live with that contract for another year after this one.
>>63408305
Not for long fag
lmao curry 3 points in the 3rd quarter hahahahahahhahahhaa so much for elite
>>63408080
>Raptors gon achieve world peace outchea
back off, metta stays with the LAKERS fuck boy.
>muh grit n grind
>>63408305
where can i stream the game or DL when it's over?
>>63408408
chill out f.am RBL achieving world peace together
CURRY 0-7 FROM THREE FUCKING KEK
>MUH MEME SHOT
>>63408504
http://firstrowsports.info/watch/basketball/Golden-State-Warriors-vs-Sacramento-Kings.htm
Is this game the death of Curry posters?
with as bad as the rockets are on defense, and dwight being out every other game, james harden is a fantasy money tree. he will flop and chuck his way to fuckhuge nights every single game.
Why is the west so weak tho?
>Can't shoot 3's
>Make 3 point plays instead
Curry confirmed GOAT
>>63408612
it's not working for me. know anything else or a place to DL the game later?
i hate not being able to watch this.
i wouldn't even mind paying i just dont know what to look into.
>>63407240
You're not from the Bay Area
>>63408659
>>63408718
/sp/ where drunk posting happens
>>63408659
>>63408718
>acting like curry won't end the game with 30+
>acting like curry isn't GOAT
>acting like the game is over
>acting like curry's stats even matter
>acting like curry couldn't lead the warriors to a win without even scoring
>acting like the warriors won't win
>acting like the warriors won't go 82-0
>acting like curry posters will stop for any reason other than losing in the finals like lebron
>>63408777
Not sure what your point is
>>63408718
b..bu..but muh g..goat!
>>63408821
visibly upset
>one bad game (outlier)
>not even his fault, Rondo getting away with horrible hand checking defense
>Curry doesn't want the NBA to go out of business if he's too good
>humbly accepts a modest amount of points
>Still double digit points
>8-0
>Jordanfags still the cockroaches they are
>>63408772
rojadirecta or bt.davka.info
>>63408772
it just werks on Chrome
>>63408832
>Be Aussie
>Bogut is also Aussie
That should be justifiable enough
>nets are now 0-7 and they aren't even getting their pick this year
Reminder even the shitty Cockshits dominated this Kings team and the Memeiorrs can not
I'm thinking of switching to being a Warriors fan. I was a Cavs fan last season and a Heat fan before that but i just can handle the stress anymore.
What should i do to convert to a Warriors fan? I already bought a David Lee jersey from Aliexpress. Anything else?
>>63408903
>acting like jordan hasn't had one bad game in a season
>acting like jordan has gone 82-0 like the warriors
>acting like jordan could beat 1 on 1
>acting like jordan is the GOAT
>acting like jordan > curry
>acting like curry will ever have another game like this EVER AGAIN
>acting like curry will ever be 0-8 from 3 every again
>acting like curry won't make his next three
>acting like curry won't end the game with 30+ points
>acting like your GOAT is better than my GOAT
>>63408979
not for me
>Livingston outplaying Curry
HAHAHAHA CURRY TRADED WHEN
>>63408989
They will trade Bogut by the deadline desu senpai. Ezeli's time now.
>>63409017
David Lee isn't a warrior anymore.
>>63409017
>I already bought a David Lee jersey from Aliexpress
Canadians confirming yet again they are the BEST posters in all of /nba/
>>63409077
Are you fucking serious? I got screwed by that guy at Footlocker....Fucking asshole piece of shit wow.
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63408960
thanks.
just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
>Vlade Divac watching his team get decimated
Kek
Guys I think this report is wrong. The Nets have already debuted their D-league team, I just watched them tonight.
>>63409033
VISIBLY
U
P
S
E
T
>>63409193
you literally typed this and hit submit thinking it was funny
>rondo
>>63409225
i laughed
>>63409225
I thought it was cute :)
>>63409225
you literally typed this and hit submit thinking I care
>>63409228
Curryfag is losing what little of his mind he already had
>>63409227
JUST
hahhahahahahaha curryfag aka ayy81 aka milanaposter btfo once again!!! does this nigga ever not get btfo?! hahahahhaa
>>63409264
bothered white man
>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage
>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
Demarcus isn't even playing. What the fuck curry this should be a blowout
>/nba/ clinging for dear life hoping Curry gives a shit about not scoring 30
>just waiting to hit the game winner to break even more hearts
KEK
>>63409397
>0 (zero) (none) finals mvp votes
>losing it to a benchwarming roleplayer
>stephen curry getting shown up by rajon fucking rondo
>>63409460
PLAYOFF RONDO
>mfw /nba/ stay losing
>Gay
>>63409310
What are you laughing about?
/nba/ all quiet all of a sudden HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Warriors 6-37 (.162) from three
>Still winning
Even when the jump shooting team's jump shot isn't falling they will don't lose. 82-0?
Did /nba/ honestly think Curry would keep up the illusion that he's not the best ever?
>>63409550
Well it's not like it's hard to beat the Kings.
/NBA/ talks a lot of shit on Steph then disappears
You guys aren't going to go hush mouth tonight, right?
>>63409555
>555
>mfw
>>63409570
I'm saying if you talk shit come with it after the fact pussy ass niggas
>>63409570
Oh I'm going to be posting a LOT about Curry tonight. I'm just waiting for the final buzzer. /nba/ and MJ fags alike will be clinging to their youtube videos soon enough
>>63409570
whats there to hush about he playin like shit LMAO
goats dont play like shit
>>63409609
You'll be posting by yourself because they disappear every time Dubs win
>6 TURNOVERS
Nigga can't even hold the rock. 2015 Rajon Rondo got him shook. Nigga would be scared of 2010 Rajon Rondo.
how fucking mad are you /nba/?
you niggas are the worst, but hey you get to deep throat Curry's giant penus
>filter "Curry"
>thread is 100x better
Heh nothing personnel kid
THE SACRAMENTO KINGS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT DEMARCUS "AWWWW SHIEEET MY TEAM FUCKING SUCKS I GOTTA PUT DA WHOLE SQUAD ON MY BACK DAMN FUCK Y'ALL FRONT OFFICE FUCK Y'ALL INDIAN ASS OWNER NIGGA FUCKING TRADE ME ALREADY BRUH" COUSINS
RAJON "NIGGA WHO GIVES A FUCK IF I CAN'T SHOOT A 3 OR A FREE THROW NIGGA HOLD UP WHILE A SHIT OUT ANOTHER TRIPLE DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKER BAKA 1 RING BITCH" RONDO
WILLIE "TRILL" CAULEY-STEIN
MARCO "MAMMA MIA FUCKING FERRARI SPURS AIN'T GON BE SHIT WITHOUT ME" BELINELLI
OMRI "I'M FUCKING MOSSAD NIGGA I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP GOYIM" CASSPI
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM A RECENT GAME:
*DEFENDER GUARDING BOOGIE*
BOOGIE: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
Defender: Please Boogie I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
BOOGIE: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
BOOGIE: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
*DEMARCUS COUSINS CROSSOVER SPIN MOVE INTO TOMAHAWK DUNK RIP IN PEACE DEFENDER YOUR MEMORY LIVES ON IN THIS POSTER *
BOODGIE: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Sactown.
>>63409633
True, /nba/ and MJ fags are pussies
>>63409658
unable to handle LEBANTZ
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
I
FUCKING
WIN
Finals MVP Andre Iggydaula carrying the worryiors like usual!
>"splash brothers"
>shooting 21% from 3
>>63409460
Rondo is MJ tier when he cares bro
He's like Larry Sanders he just doesn't give a shit about basketball and is only here for the money.
>>63409706
Bruh on God look at the thread before the Dubs went up in the 4th versus when they was under
Pussy niggas on my mama, NBA is the hoest nigga collective
>h-he's just a 3 point shooter!!
Kek only made 1 and missed 8 on purpose and still has 17 points and sealed the game with his presence alone. Where are your Youtube videos?
hey
/nba/
you
going
to
cry?
>Warriors literally giving kings a chance
>they still fuck up and Curry remains undefeated
THE GOAT, EVEN GIVES HIS COMPETITION A CHANCE
Goodbye friends, gotta go work at my 7 figures job. I'll be back later.
>warriors finally have a shitty game
>it's against the kings
>they win anyway
goddammit kings
>>63409780
We all engineers who played college ball family
whydid you guys have to talk shit. now the curryfag is gonna go extra hard. why
>>63409780
Haha MJ detected. Stay mad that Curry is better
>>63409804
Cause /sp/ feel they legitimately have knowledge
I can imagine how mad /nba/ will be when Curry goes back to back.
sorry your bitch made LeBeta fizzled out hahahah
>>63409828
You have less knowledge than anyone here.
You did this to yourself /nba/:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLgtJdqsTIo
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5YwQDKdW8
>>63409854
I have significantly more basketball and specifically NBA knowledge than you for damn sure.
>>63409696
boogie is hurt
Curry with the 4 garbage time free throws for the stat pad.
>>63409876
Nah you dont
Low key Harden is having an awesome game
>>63409895
>1/3rd of his points are free throws
sure
>>63409804
I put my faith in the kings. I knew it was a bad idea but I did it anyway.
>>63409895
>acting like we talking about harden while curry is playing
>>63409890
this, flopped for them like a faggot too
I'm literally sustain life from /nba/'s tears. go ahead let the excuses begin
>>63409912
You haven't been watching the game, half of his free throws are from And 1s
a-at least it was only 9 pts
does this mean we're better than the grizzlies?
>>63409891
>Canadian
Nah, I've watched NBA basketball the entirety of my life and I'm a black guy from America. I'm certain I inherently have more knowledge than a white dude from Canada who's never even been on a team
>>63409932
like Klay Thompson is a legit NBA player and I've got mad respect for his game
but goddamn is he one ugly motherfucker
>>63409932
top KEK!!!
i honestly miss the kobe guy. i suspect he and curryfag are the same person since kobe guy is nowhere to be found, but he would actually be humorous. he wouldnt post the same stuff every day.
where you at, my nigga....
dump some kobe for us my nig...pls
Jordan fags are logging on to their YouTube account right now and comforting themselves watching Jordan highlight reels, they got music playing over the footage so you can't hear the whistles constantly going off. You saw Curry tonight? Doesn't need Silver to help him (as if Silver would anyway)
Curry has now gotten his bad game out of the way. Expect back to back to back to back 50 point games. He won't be under 20 points for another month or so.
>>63409943
at this point every team is better than the grizzlies
>>63409944
Nah you dont.
gg kid.
should I just kill myself? I'm balding at fucking 21 years old
where are all the curry haters/Jordan fags?
What's tonight's excuse?
>Jordanfags born around 1994 who only know Jordan from the sneakers they beg mommy to buy them, getting BTFO by GOATRRY
>Curry decides to miss 8 shots to give Kings a chance to get close only to take their dreams away from them
He's truly the best player to ever grace earth. What a time to be alive.
Tony and Manu look so good so far. I just hope they have the same pep in their step by the time the postseason rolls around. A healthy Manu and Tony along with a more in tune LMA and West is going to be amazing to watch in the playoffs.
What /nba/ and MJ fags don't understand is that Curry not only has to be the best player on the planet, but he has to sustain a delicate balance. He can't be TOO good or Silver will make sure Curry gets injured so that he doesn't surpass Jordan (though he already has). It's like eating a 3 course meal, then eating a slice of humble pie to top it off. Good for Steph, he's truly amazing.
>>63410076
Most Jordan fans have never seen a televised game, think about that.
>>63410076
>>63410066
>>63409994
you are literally autistic
>>63410012
nah not the nets m8
they legit going 0-82 (dat shit cray)
>>63410060
I'm 26 and obese, but I have a nice head of hair.
>>63410110
they don't even have their own pick which is the best part
ben simmons to the celtics = instant contender
Is Michael Jordan's legacy tainted now?
>>63410114
287?
>>63409967
At least he isn't one of the other set of the Splash Bros.
>>63410147
>getting your dad murdered
curry wouldn't do that desu
Photoshop bros, remake this shit with Curry.
>pleb fags arguing over kekry vs jordan
top kek
real niggas know legod is the GOAT
we don't even have to play childish games arguing on an egyptian fruit carving image board to prove he is
>>63410147
Well it was manufactured in the first place, but sure if you think it's real it's definitely tainted. I've simulated games on NBA 2K and the Warriors always beat the "legendary" Bulls team. Shut down MJ too
>>63410176
Lebron is better than Jordan for sure but he's yet to have beat Curry
>>63410060
>killing yourself because you're balding
yeah, do it
>>63410147
His legacy is selling over-priced kicks to kids who kill themselves over them.
I got the 3's though, so i'm good.
>>63410176
>2-4
>>63410060
We can do it together, you and me. It'll be intimate.
Lebron, king and GOAT. Facts are undeniable!
FUCK CURRY
WHO /JORDAN/ HERE?
>>63410204
I'm white. I can't pull it off
>curry wins
>immediately followed by a flood of curry/jordan/lebron shitposts
i hate you /nba/
Fuck Jordan
who /KOBE/ here?
>>63410250
MJ has the worst fashion sense. Nigga wears fucking loose ass jeans
Curry wears stylish 3 piece suits
>>63410266
You just have to be big, sadly I mean tall and probably with some facial hair. You're at least 6ft, right?
OFFICIAL /SP/ NBA GENERAL POWER RANKINGS
1. MEMESTATE WARRIORS
2. CLEVELAND LEBRONS
3. SAN ANTONIO SPURZZZ
4. OKLAHOMA BESTBROOKS
5. HERE COMES AUSTIN RIVERS
6. HOUSTON PEEPEES
7. ATLANTA "REGULAR SEASON" HAWKS
8. GOLDEN STATE'S BENCH
>>63410266
just get a buzz cut m8
Curry has the best NBA family ever starting with the fact it's intact
Same can't be said for Jordan, Lebron, Durant and Wade. Sadly most black men put getting some pussy and gambling over family
>>63410288
kobe
aka the generic version of jordan
>>63410152
is that an area code? Are you guessing my weight? It's higher.
>>63410324
Houston pee pees about to beat the Austin Rivers without 3 key players. Tbf Chris Paul isn't playing
Steph Curry is a fucking scrub
>>63410297
Yep. Have square shaped jaw too, not gonna lie.
>>63410364
Clippers without CP3 is like the Warriors without Curry or Rockets without Harden, Cleveland without Lebron.
>>63410396
But the Rockets don't have their starting power forward, and two second unit players
>>63410396
chris paul scrub ass cant even average 20ppg! dont ever put him in top tier player list!
>>63410420
CP3 is the head of the snake. Cut that off and the snake dies.
>>63410451
>implying
Blake is the best player on that team and that's a non casual fact.
1. Blake
2. Paul
3. JJ
4. Jordan
>>63410451
snakes and lizards can grow body parts back stupid ass
Doc Rivers is such an idiot
>Hack Capela
>makes 1 of 2
>Hack Jordan
>Makes none
>Hack Capela again
Kek
>>63410469
Well when the part that grows back is Austin Rivers you're in pretty bad shape.
What the FUCK are those clippers jerseys
>>63410465
Blake is a fantastic player but even Malone needed Stockton. CP3 is the most vital piece to that team, doubly so during the playoffs.
>>63410469
I didn't realize I was dealing with a herpetologist
As a Mavs fan I'm loving this shit. We are at .500 and the Clippers are a sinking ship, and Jordan is on the bench
kek
>>63410552
Nigga your team signed Deron williams.
He isn't even the best Dwill in the league anymore.
>>63410596
Who's the new DWill?
>>63410552
>mavs
>not a sinking ship
pick one
>>63410552
>Darlon Williams
>>63410636
derrick you seething casual
Is Ricky Rubio the [spoiler] most underrated player in the NBA? [/spoiler]
>>63410667
Derrick Williams sucks dick nigga
>>63410697
So does Deron
>>63410687
That would be Jimmy Butler
>>63410730
Butler is LITERALLY overrated m8
>>63410716
He's a top 5 PG when healthy
>>63410771
>>>/2010/
>>63410771
you don't honestly believe that do you?
>>63410787
I keep clicking this but nothing is happening. Take me back please.
This is the weirdest game. They're doing Hack a Howard and Hack a Jordan but they're making their FTs
>>63410771
>Darlon Williams
>top 5 in the year 2015
HAHAHAHAHA
>>63410787
>>63410808
I think he means in the D League
>>63410807
I'm a non casual who's been watching the NBA for more than 5 years, so yes I do
who the fuck
/jordan/
here?
manlet dick suckers need not reply, i will only accept replies from people who recognize true greatness, and have high basketball IQ.
how well will the pistons do vs. the warriors?
>>63410861
lets see that top 5 list including a healthy williams
>>63410861
Curry
Paul
Westbrook
Wall
Lillard
Irving
Lowry
Teague
Rose
Bledsoe
Dragic
Parker
Rubio
Conley
Fucking Rondo even
Just off the top of my head
>>63410879
Will answer tomorrow when I see how they handle Dame/CJ. Pistons haven't gone against a good offensive PG yet and if Dame lights them up then that should be telling on what Curry does.
Dame is lowkey having a great season so far.
>>63410889
1. Curry
2. Paul
3. Williams
4. Westbrook
5. Wall
>>63410907
Literally every PG in the league except Jameer Nelson is better than Darlon Williams
>>63410949
Thanks. I respect your opinion.
>>63410771
kek'd hard. Deron is a beta who has always lacked the competitive fire elite players have.
NEW
>>63411168
NEW
>>63411168
>>63410961
Friendly reminder Jameer has appeared in more NBA finals games than Krispy 3
>>63410787
Where did it all go so wrong bros.
>>63411183
too early and shitty thread.
Mods please delete this
>2 threads
>>63403939
The fact that Jordan had that many points without 3pointers is more impressive I think.
