/cric/ legends playing a meme20 match at Citi Field. Indian bitch raping the US anthem.
Starts in about 10 minutes or some shit.
>Swann already too scared to play
Tendulkar duck pls
>That fucking pitch
JUST
Where is Ganguly?
>Toss War
sachin on strike....here we go
>>63387479
i wish it was fist fight :^)
>>63387479
wtf
Will Lara get a half century?
Let me know if anything meme happens so I can make a webm of it. Off to watch some weebshit for a while.
Wish there was a speed gun
>crowd this loud for cricket
not bad tbqh
>yfw Americans in the crowd probably think all the Indians are Muslims
>that fucking outfield
Not many fours happening today, m8s
all this player mic shit...disgusting
>>63387617
It doesn't even work kek.
>being named shwag
ayy
>Wicket Keeper standing in a sand pit
>>63387587
who gives a shit
>>63387661
Americans do, 9/11 happened in NY, have some fucking respect you Koala fucking faggot.
give a stream lads.
could a young Gayle play in MLB?
>>63387690
>implying we didn't deserve 9/11
>implying the Sandyhook Shooting was real
brown people are the best thing to happen to this country since white people ruined it
>>633876>>63387692
starsports is streaming
no idea what's going on
but I'm really big and very strong
>all these Desi folks
>>63387733
Thanks BSA
i thought some of these guys were dead Tbh
>>63387772
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
is consistent cricket in the US impossible? Hell I'd even watch our dogshit national teams if they showed them anywhere
How many runs do they score in an average game? How many home runs do they hit in an average game? Does the differently shaped stadium have a negative affect on play?
Gib stream pls
>>63387851
watchespn
>not a single ameriburger is sight
>>63387802
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
unbelievable
>>63387851
read the thread, fellow BSA
why do some people have kits with sponsors on the front while others don't?
>>63387835
200 runs, 10 home runs if that what u call them.
>>63387876
Everybody is watching college football, some of us ameribergers are watching on watchespn im sure
>>63387876
there is football on right now f am
>>63387802
cricweeb you better be a regular wp donator you bastard
>>63387835
>How many runs do they score in an average game?
For this format of the game, 140-160 runs is good.
>How many home runs do they hit in an average game?
If the ball goes all the way, it's called a 6. There's quite a lot in domestic cricket but there won't be too many here cause the players are old.
> Does the differently shaped stadium have a negative affect on play?
Yeah, they will hit more boundaries in some areas than others.
>>63387887
Only some are worthy of sponsors
Why did Taufel retire?
HOME RUN IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 6th
Jesus, this pitch is smaller than a Poo Peeland pitch
>>63387906
>average game
>200 runs
'no'
I honestly like the boreball stadiums for meme paddle, sure it's not a proper cricket ground but it makes it so meme and different
>>63387964
You mean the ground? Because the pitch has a standard size.
WALLOPS
>>63387947
>There's quite a lot in domestic cricket but there won't be too many here cause the players are old.
>the federated island states of you
>>63388004
yea, my b, indian man
incoming
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I have no idea whats going on but its pretty cool
>>63387973
on a meme ground like this
>Walsh is bowling slower than my gran
sehwag pls my boner
>>63387973
rr 10.95
Lara when?
The field is shaped so weirdly, Also, how'd they ake a pitch there?
Literally WHAT is the point of this series?
payday for sehwag.
imma gonna make some dolla
I'm hard
Warne looks pretty trim tbqhwylag
>>63388101
Shekels
ICC should stop pretending that they care about cricket.
>>63388035
There's two more matches to come. The baseball fields are quite small so there matches are going to be quite entertaining.
FIFTY
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>warne purposely dropping it short for memes
>>63388097
>how'd they ake a pitch there?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/938207.html
Calling Tendulkar the greatest batsmen triggers me to no end.
>Tendulkar
Btfo
Nice catch by Kallis desu
>>63388151
> greatest
money can buy
priceless.
hello where are memes
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>>63388151
everytime I see a wicket it reminds me of the Billy Birmingham mimicing the announcers and saying 'Gotteem! Fuck off, you're gone, brilliant bowling by Warne'
>>63388209
good post
Based Warriors
Le glasses man being GOAT
Based Glasses Man at it again
>>63388188
>this match is more than meme enough desu
Le Glasses Man bringing the meme
GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES
GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES GLASSES
DEBACLE
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nice meme
>Lara isn't the GOAT
It's funny how Vettori isn't really in the top tier, but because he only just recently stopped playing he looks good against Lara.
Would love to see Starc bowling
hello where is the stream :D
>selecting VVS for meme20 match
>>63388362
>Vettori isn't really in the top tier
just stop posting
>>63388362
At the mcc match ajmal played and rekt everyone, starc would do the same.
>>63388362
>Vettori
>Not top tier
>I dislike t20
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Who /Warne'sWarriors/ here?
Lara looks overrated to be honest with you lads
>LELRA
Larafafs BTFO
What does /cric/ think of the field configuration?
the boundaries look retarded t bh
>>63388422
>>63388434
I like the glasses man a lot, but was there a year in his career he would make the World XI you think?
Seems like he was always just out of the top tier
Based Swanny on commentary.
What a dead pitch
Leave the United States of America's sacred national anthem to us
>>63388557
Literally the best spinner in the world at the recent WC
>>63388654
what's the point of them having nose rings?
This is literally big strong americans and pandering: the exhibition match
>>63388557
Literally was in the World XI m8
>>63388654
how much do you think it cost the army to have them sing it?
>>63388540
where there is grass there is rope m8
>>63388733
What's the point of any jewelry?
webm pls
>>63388760
Americans truly are pathetic.
Will smith play in this game?
>>63388745
that's not news m8
whole point of the series is to pander to BSA
>>63388733
To attract a mate
>>63388861
It's in America so maybe.
>>63388866
Ye bsa kon hai?
wtf sachin has test batsmen except sehwag.
Hayden kallis ponting and sanga will chase 250 in these small grounds
>>63388829
because all 300 million plus people are okay with how this country is run am I right?
>>63388861
unfortunately no m8
>>63388861
actor m8
>>63388903
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
Hello where are the maximums :DDD
>>63388906
Big
Strong
Americans
see >>63386235
>Change channel quickly
>Chelshit are losing
>>63388914
le glasses man
>>63388911
Tendulkar always was a shit captain
>>63388983
>tfw brother is a lelsea fan
comfiest of saturdays
Wait. There are no bases? They just run back and forth to score? What the fuck is this shit? I thought it was just gay baseball.
>>63389119
You can think of them as the two bases senpai.
>>63389119
Baseball is just meme cricket desu, it's based after it after all
Why are they allowed to stand on top of home plate?
>>63388685
>>63388747
I agree with that he was the best spinner, slightly above Tahir, but it was a pace/swing babbies world cup and he wasn't in the top five bowlers.
But you compare him to Warne and Murali and he isn't in that top tier
Due to guests, I'm going to have to go to sleep early. Enjoy yourselves and be sure to make webms in my absence you lazy shitcunts.
>>63389075
*seasons
Well thanks for the experience my foreign friends but I don't think this is for me. Good luck hope each of your teams wins the World Series of Cricket.
>>63389256
>>63389280
Stay sempai
>>63389256
don't forget to shag your cousin
>>63389280
desu this is a joke match
don't judge cricket on this
this is shit
Age has not treating Symonds well
>cricket all stars
>no Rambo
what the fuck
>>63389071
so?
all i am saying is that who the fuck balanced these teams, sachins batsmen are yawn inducing test players
calling it , warne wins 3-0
What is going on with guys lips?
Also that guy almost hit it out. I want to see one go into the stands. Has that happened yet today?
>>63389371
It's a senior citizens game, m8
>>63389371
Its supposed to be a contest not a one-man slaughter
Rambo would clean house against these old guys
Is Akram the most entertaining bowler to watch of all time?
>>63389367
English has not learning you well
>>63389371
>no gilly
>>63389403
>who the fuck balanced these teams
It was a random draw apparently.
>>63389415
He has to be shiny and chrome to ride to valhalla
>joke game
>good crowd
>T20
>playing safe
>>63389415
probably to keep his lips from getting chapped, also yes it has happened
>>63389488
this
wehre are the meme sweep ::D
>>63389415
It's his meme gimmick it's a kind of sunblock, done it forever.
And yeah I think there have been a couple of MAXIMUMS so far. These guys are looking boring desu need some wallops
Sachin's team a shit
this stadium feel so claustrophobic
That curry pitch that the saffers got btfo on was fucking crazy
>Hooper
literally who?
Why the fuck is Carl Hooper there
Like
""all stars""
>>63389596
Hardly a pitch.
This outfield is so fucking slow desu it's killing the game a bit
Were they not allowed to cut the grass or something?
>>63389654
A pitch that produces a result is a good pitch. Players are supposed to adapt, it's a 'test' for a reason.
>>63389596
>what is home advantage
aussies will pull for sixes so easily on this ground
This game would have been more entertaining if Warne's Warriors batted first.
Would have lasted longer. His team is obviously superior.
>>63389604
Captained Worst Indies in the 90s and early 2000s.
But really, no reason for him to be in this game
Why are they not showing the bowling speeds?
>>63389793
No speed gun I think.
>>63389793
Because the old guys are slow as fuck
>>63389793
>caring about 120km/hr speeds
so this is going to be an easy chase
>>63389912
Abe they are slow that's why I am curious, might be lower than that sempai
>>63389912
Need to see if Shoaib's still got 150
>>63389717
> no reason
hard go argue m8 considering he lives next door
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>>63389963
Only thing they have going for them is Muralitharan who is only recently retired. He'll have to make some huge wickets during his overs if they want to not just get rolled over.
>>63390042
looks home sick af
Do you think AA Donald still relives that 99 WC Semi in his mind?
>>63390105
every time, only if i get more chance kek
what a meem batting performance
>>63390105
In his worst nightmares, he probably has PTSD from it.
how long till Warnes Warriors bat?
Gotta feel for Muralitharan here. Not sure about hi overall bowling figures but he took more Wickets than Warnie so why isn't he captaining the team?
inb4 muh chucker
>>63389973
if shoaib hits 150 hayden can literally pull every ball and get a six, even on edges
>>63390296
20 bings most likely.
>>63390296
Should be 10 bings
>>63390308
because sach vs warne is a better rivalry
>>63390296
'soon'
is this on american tv
warnie's team wins by 9 wickets
>>63390400
ESPN
>>63390416
if hayden ponting sanga are top 3, yes
>>63390416
>Sanga
literally desu
looking forward to some classic Murali/Sanga/DPMD bantz desu
>citi field
>mest
>>63390358
>>63390364
>>63390398
Thanks fcf (friendly kuckold foreigners)
>the bat should lead the way, rest of the body should follow
literally the opposite of baseball
>>63390666
Would they still have hosted this if they hadn't been blown out of the WS so fast?
>>63390683
No worries friend!
If you have any other questions or queries about this nuanced game please let us know!
>>63390719
Baseball you're aiming for bat speed
Cricket you're generally aiming for control, how hard you hit it is kinda irrelevant, unless you're going for MAZIMUMS :DD
>>63390766
>the aussies are awake
oh goody
>you will never have this haircut
why live
>>63390757
yeah, series would've been over by wednesday anyway but game 5 was the last one at citi field
>the three white guys there are all australians
top kek
how can we make cricket more meme lads? IPL already has Cheerleaders and blaring PA systems, fireworks, a celebrity to toss the first bowl, legal weed in stadium
>>63390828
>le marijuana face
>feels like your in the middle of mumbai
top banter
america btfo
>feels like the middle of Mumbai
Haha
>>63390820
Pulling an all nighter for exams
Goddaamn, Aussies calling out New York for being Mumbai.
Please save us Brass Suave Aussies
>>63390387
>>63390308
because curries jerk over Tendulkar and heavily outnumber Sri Lankans
>tfw cricket fans always seem bro tier and friendly
>>63390938
Kek
look desu i cant believe they're playing a meme game without the memest of them all
probably not gonna be too many paki's/curries in Houston
>>63390918
>bails that light up when dislodged
>pads that light up when lbw
>creases that light up when run out
>boundary ropes that light up when fours happen
>bats that display the word "MAXIMUM" on them when they detect a force large enough to cause a maximum
>at least one over per game has to be bowled by a batsman who doesn't bowl
>>63390918
Get some dinosaurs in to bowl as well
>Saqlain Mushtaq in charge of not being a fucking hippo
Look at the size of him
>>63390999
trips confirm
>>63391015
he isn't retired and 20 years past his prime tbqh
>fast medium
rude
le 150km man
>>63391015
'Memewell, what are your thoughts on these old geezers playing cricket in the state?'
'Not sure I wanna play in Mumbai to be honest, no but look, we're playing New Zealand and I have to focus on this test as part of my career.'
>>63391018
They will travel just to see Sachin m8. Homeland security will be freaking out with all these browns on the move at one time.
>Kallis batting
akhtar's bowling faster than southee and boult how does that make you feel PP
is the keeper blind?
>this wickie
over 10 overs?
>The absolute destitute hovel of Ali
should've done it in Toronto for all the curries there and one of the larger foul territories, oakland for the largest field and plenty of curries in the bay area, and yankee stadium, more foul room there than here at least
>you will now be able to rewatch Pollock's orgasmic bowling action
>that bald patch on Shaun Pollock
This match is making me sad.
Also, Kallis riding his luck so far
>foul tips are home runs in cricket
>>63391325
nah 6's are more like home runs desu.
>World Series logo is still there
i'm still sad
>>63391325
they're normally caught but these fielders are shit
>>63391325
You can get caught on them though. It's one of the most common ways to get out vs pace.
>Kallis finally off-strike
>>63391144
> Homeland security will be freaking out with all these browns on the move at one time
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Well at first glance this seems pretty successful, hopefully this means more cricket in the US, would love to watch a match at my local minor league stadium
>Vaughan
Under 10 or over 150
Which will it be this time?
I love how Ponting did his entire routine with a straight face like this is a real match
>>63391495
Saw him 3 on some lineup thing tbqh
well bowled murali
crickets is bugs not sports
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shaping up nicely so far
>>63391466
if they can get a big match put together with the best current players it should be much more exciting
well bowled murali.
aus folding...btfo
>>63391466
Glad to hear it, friend! Thanks for dropping by and giving us your thoughts, we really appreciate it in the /cric/ community.
I hate to repeat myself but if you have any questions or queries about the game, by all means ask away! Of course, you don't have to haha, what matters is that you're enjoying yourself!
I'm unironically enjoying this Shoaib Akhtar spell, lads. What's wrong with me?
>yfw the first ball knocked out the batsman's teeth and shocked US curries
>>63391577
Imagine an IPL vs. BBL championship tour or something. Best of the best on display.
>cricket athletes
sachin and warnes, right?
>>63391595
Akhtar was always more than just pacey. Always had variation and accuracy.
Don't average 25 with just express pace, Brett Lee was over 30 iirc.
>>63391595
nothing at all m8 its a good spell
>>63391616
IPL vs BPL vs CPL vs RST20
>>63391668
vs USA t20 (lel)
>>63391686
I'll blow these curries the fuck out desu senpai
>>63391466
hopefully this means next year they can do it again but without old cunts
Still think World XI v Asia would be best
Picking best meme players, including some retired that aren't too old
Rohit
Dhawan
Kohli
Sanga
Afridi
Shakib
Chandimal
Ashwin
Yasir
Rambo
Malinga
v
Gayle
Warner
McMeme
KP
ABDV
Memeswell
Buttler (idk who else for keeper)
Vettori
Bitchwide Johnshit
Starc
Steyn
After Punter and Sanga the lineup looks pretty thin
>>63391730
fuck that's only 10
add one of the meme WI players idk
WALLOP
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>Pollock in charge of bowling straight
>>63391765
>not having a competition to find the best american cricketer and putting him on the squad
>sachin bowling
>>63391765
>forgetting muh "mystery" spinner narine
It's ogre, lads. Sanga and Ponting will take it home from here
>Let's advertise cricket to America
>I know! Let's get a bunch of old farts 90% of them have never even heard of and watch them stumble around the field
Who's idea was this? Like everyone else has been saying you're better off just getting a bunch of the top players and let them slog it out.
wasn't this fag wrecking real niggas in the world cup this year
>retire two weeks ago
>play in a retiree match
this isn't fair desu
Stream lads?
>>63391872
>90%
more like 99.99%
even the curries have only heard of tendulkar
>>63391886
need to get murali on pretty quick tbqh before they lose
>>63391902
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_1
>>63391872
best way to advertise cricket in america is an IPL v Big bash team with all of the atmosphere of american sports and IPL
>>63391872
The Indians there were probably bored and this match is clearly pandering to them.
good crowd
good stuff
Sachins Blasters ass blasted
I like how the ground's not big enough to punish Sangakkara for getting greedy.
>>63388903
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN
Murali been taking tips from Rashid
how much did that faggot Warne spend on botox getting ready for this appearance?
Blasters a shit
>my groin is sore
you and me both happy brown man
>>63389417
Heh!
>>63392073
He got all that done when he was with Liz Hurley
>that guy waving the flag in the stands
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Is Wasim Akram the most likable Paki of all time?
>blasters getting assblasted
>>63392148
Probably, yeah
>>63392148
*tolerable
get Jonty and le glasses man out here to smash it
>that outfield speed
thought it was gonna stop just short
>betting Odds (888Sport.com)
Sachin's Blasters to win: 1.8
Warne's Warriors to win: 2
should've had a flutter desu
DINGERS!!!!!!
>>63392245
how are you allowed to bet on a game like this what the fuck
>people think Tendulkar is better than Lara
Top lel
Can't even make 400
Some "God"
>it's fucking hot lads
>>63392245
Seriously?
Warne's Warriors were much stronger on the paper tbqh
>>63392278
yeah fuck don't ask me, like betting on wwe
>>63392287
>implying polly isnt more entertaining than both
is the field just that resistant or did he get the ball to die like that on purpose
>>63392287
Compare them correcting for height m8.
where's the fucking pace attack?
>all these fat spin bowlers
Watching this reminds me we grew up watching so many GOATS.
How many of the current generation can achieve their stature?
>all these curries in the stands
>>63392334
I like Polly but I hate t20. Weird.
how is a stadium full of odourous curries going to encourage BSAs to get into cricket?
>>63392364
Literally none. Everyone coming up now is a T20babby.
>>63392384
does it remind you of home?
>>63392351
grass is too long
Cricket grass is cut really short to make BOONDREES :DDD happen
>pause for drinks
L i t e r a l l y ampersand unironically my favorite part
>>63392364
Not as many. At least 8 teams had squads full of talent. Nowadays there're just 4 teams and a bit of NZ.
Well I'm surprised by the crowd
>>63392408
n-no
>>63392351
the baseball field is soft and lush
a cricket outfield is dirty hard concrete with grass painted on
>>63392364
>How many of the current generation can achieve their stature?
>>63392364
>implying memeswell wont be remembered as goat in the future
>commentators start discussing pants
>>63392364
The future Shane Warne in the making.
No one can beat his variation. Batsmen never know what's coming next.
>>63392461
>implying memeswell isn't the Nathan Astle of this generation
>you will never see McGrath get BTFO by Sarwan on a sledge ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nOSqtZik2c
>>63392527
Part of the cricket experience to be honest.
>>63392364
Steve Smith is bretty good.
And his name is nice and Americanesque so that's a plus.
>>63392534
>Nathan Astle
i literally know him from the playing cards i had as a kid
>>63392528
he does look like a rat desu
on another note, why do paki pakis like whiter than brit pakis?
>they're playing this safely like a proper game
why don't they just try and smash it and make it more of a competition? It's just a joke game
>no slags showing their breasts
fuck
Who's the Fatman keeping?
>>63392579
>not knowing him from scoring a meme double century for laughs when his team were 500 behind
>>63392582
they export all their nigger-tier citizens to Britain
I wanna see a fielder take a dive on that diamond
>>63392585
one of them might have a heart attack desu
>slow pop up
>cant catch it
>sachin fielding
>>63392551
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GNGF3JO3JE8
>>63392586
she could use a thick sausage if you know what i mean
>>63392585
desu if these two get out it's gonna be old farts plus glasses left and will be boring
>>63392586
She looks like a slightly cuter version of my ex
>>63392585
they are fooling around because its too easy for warnes team
WALLOP
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fark orf eddie
>>63392612
Moin Khan. Paki keeper from late 80s to early 2000s
>>63392527
>being surprised by that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y3rTOPNulI
>HEY NEW YORG BETS YOU SHUD INDO GRIGGET XDXD
GONE
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>Warne
>>63392616
Exactly my point. He's remembered for a few meme innings, nothing much more outside of NZ.
Based Shoaib. The only decent bowler on the Blasters today.
>tfw no Harbajhan to call Andrew a monkey
shoaib still bending his back
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Big Monkey incoming
monkey gate symonds in
>>63392770
>>63392791
>tfw no aussie crowd to harass the curry players
>>63392586
>you will never slot one in her gully
;_;
>>63392770
>>63392791
Hey you curries are alright
>>63392801
canada go watch puck on ice
>>63392806
>her name is virtually genitalia
>dad cheering on Akhtar
>tfw taken back to days as a kid
;____;
>>63392806
more like through her fine legs amirite
>>63392586
>>63392806
C'mon m8, don't do this at 2 AM... I'm too sleepy for a wank
>>63392828
POO IN LOO
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whats the beegees fan club doing at a cricket match
based shoaib
>>63392874
pls no bully
>Glasses pandering to Warne
sickening
OUTTTT
>number 800
critical meme mass
M O N K E Y B T F O
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>>63392912
absolutely pissening
are the underdogs going to win?
>symonds
>diemonds
>>63392900
need maor 'high test"
how long does your average cricket match take?
I can barely sit through 2 innings of boreball, but cricket looks like an even longer version of boreball.
>>63392974
it's almost over desu senpai
what are dot balls?
>>63392974
this is the shortest format by far,
next is One Day, which as you can guess takes one day. Test cricket is 5 days.
>>63392974
5 days for tests
about a day (9 hours) for ODIs
T20s take like 3 hours (like this)
Holly or Ellyse lads?
>>63392864
How have you been sempai :3
>>63392973
oh you want high test?
>>63393007
non-scoring balls
>>63393007
no runs scored
>>63393040
>>63393047
thanks lads
>>63393007
every time a batsman hits a six, it leaves a 'dot' on a spectators head, hence dot ball
cheeky bouncer
>>63392974
5 Days.
Life is meaningless when no Test match is on.
>>63393021
>tattoo
>fake red hair
dropped
>>63393021
Would pollinate
SMASHED
>Akhtar and Murali bowled out
Its ogre
>>63393021
when did high testosterone levels become linked to fat ugly chicks? wtf did I miss?
>>63393120
no it was edged burger
>>63393021
stop with these sluts
white womyn a shit
>you will never give your autograph to qt curry women
>>63393152
hnggh I'd flood her paddy field
>>63393144
Girls with a little more meat are better for fucking lad
>>63393144
didnt gay central /fit/ start it
>>63393152
wew lad
>>63393144
hobbits don't have enough testosterone to find those kind of women attractive
>>63393152
Id flood her ganja
hope Ponting gets out the tryhard little shit
>>63393186
>LE EBIN HOBBIDS MEME XDXD
>>63392974
FIVE FUCKING DAYS
NO ADHD KIDS ALLOWED
>>63393021
Why do people pretend that "high test" is a good thing. It's literally finding fatties attractive, gross.
22 from 24
>can they do it?
>>63393176
she is objectively repulsive
>pale as fuck
>dyed red hair (really bad shade of red)
>body is ugly as fuck (not because she's got more meat, it's completely unaesthetic)
0/10
>>63393224
>not knowing the difference between curvy and fat
let me guess you're into boy faced planks?
>>63393213
why arent there any english players out there? you did invent the sport
>short T20 match
>over 400 posts so far
was it a success?
Fuck me Ambrose looks exactly the fucking same as when he was playing and he's like 50 now.
>>63393259
>curvy
I fucking hate this meme desu
That's fat.
>>63393152
DESIGNATED SHAGGING STREAM
Id give her my illegal bent arm doosra if you know what i mean
>>63393274
all that dank and pineapples
>>63393268
Not really, all the australians are asleep
Otherwise there would be 5+ threads and tons of BSAs because they'd spam the handegg threads with it
>>63393281
I'm the american so I have a better handle on determining peoples fat levels, gandalf
>>63393268
The first team scored 140, which is quite low considering the size of this stadium. The match wasn't as bad as people thought it would be though.
>>63393268
>crowd is literally all curries
>match is boring and one sided
I'd say 'no'
Is there a more overrated player than Sachin Tendulkar?
>>63393262
Flintoff should have been there, instead they have Michael Vaughn in the squad.
>>63393268
well it's been comfy and that's what matters to me senpai
>no Aussies
>>63393281
>meme
tell that to your sjws
>>63393305
yeah,i was sensing a lack of shitposting
>>63393328
Brian Lara
Are Warnes boys gonna take all 3 matches?
>>63393268
>420 posts
>54 posters
hopefully the bsa count is up
>these jonty wallops
>>63393259
this is curvy
siri is 'thick'
>>63393328
dont get too comfy lad
>>63393328
all 22 men playing except Glasses desu
>>63393371
wew
>Baseball diamond is still fucking there
>Crowd is nothing but Indians
>Nothing but a bunch of old farts
Why are Australians so fucking shit at marketing?
Sachin
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>63393305
not all the australians :^)
wew sachin getting his meme on
>>63393371
now thats some hotness
>>63393360
yes, unless shewag gets 100 in 30 balls
>>63393371
Curvy/Thick what does it matter they're both there to tell you that they're good for breeding and fucking
going to enjoy watcching tendulkar get smashed for a six
Is Tendulkar really this self-important?
Its habbening
based Tendulkar doesn't give
MEMES
>>63393430
wew how'd you know lad
>>63393392
Honestly this is a lot more people than I'd expect to watch a non-competitive game and with good atmosphere, I would've expected this to have like 5,000 people with no noise
jonty noo
>Posh English commentator has to stop himself from saying Warnie
Top kek.
MEME SIXES
JONTY
O
N
T
Y
WALK OFF WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P
Any more cricket today lads?
Big ups Jonty. Memiest stroke to cut Sachin's mugging over in half.
I was a little worried that he'd be too old for this but it looks like he found the fun in it.
>>63393371
Fucking this
Curves means literally curves. I can see curved lines there
Fat is fat.
Good thing that cunt Ponting didn't reach 50.
Fucking hell Jonty Rhodes is a handsome man.
>>63393152
m-more
so lads do we just shitpost now for 3 hours until the test starts?
>>63393501
Yeah you can watch the Kane Williamson vs Australia game later on
Australia dominating obviously but that's what happens when you have 11 players against 1.
>>63393530
what a lass
>>63393501
New Zealand vs Australia in 3 hours and a few more domestic t20 games in South Africa tomorrow.
>>63393501
you can watch the autistic version of cricket in 3 hours if you want
>>63393530
now THOSE are some curves amirite lads
140-8 to 141-4 how does that mean they win by 6 wickets ?
>>63393530
Im a /cric/ freshcunt, but this seems ideal 2bh desu
why is tendulkar so fucking overrated? do curries only have that 5 ft bitch to turn into a God?
>>63393598
>he didn't watch Tendulkar carrying the team in the 90s.
Why do curries praise tendulkar so much? Is that the only person they have to lookup to? He looks like a 5ft prostitute
>>63393622
dravid is much better imo. has tendulkar ever won anything for india?
>>63393583
>141-4
>total wickets 10
>So, 6 more wickets remain.
Thus, won by 6 wickets.
>>63393583
the chasing team had 6 wickets left over,
>>63393632
>>63393598
that's what happens when a nation of 1 billion can't produce more than a handful good sportsmen.
>>63393583
The teams have a total of 10 outs but the second team only had 4 batters get out. This means that they won by (10-4) wickets since they had that many left.
>>63393658
>has tendulkar ever won anything for india
>>63393530
is danny in the house this morning?
>>63393583
It's impossible to tell how much they would score so they win by the amount of wickets they have left.
If they had fallen short then the other team would have won by x runs, since they were able to tell how much they scored.
>>63393152
Who is this semen demon?
>>63393725
thanks britty
>>63393710
In latest development Ivana and Ajay had a kid.
pic related.
>>63393583
It's carried over from test cricket (in which the innings ends when all the guys are out)
If you win by six wickets it means you got the same amount of runs as the other team with six fewer guys out.
>>63393710
/here/
ps you don't know how many times she sends us that pic when we tell her she has no ass
>>63393679
Tears desu. Why doesn't WIndies still play cricket. Cricket pls come to North America and wipe off curries from the face of cricket.
>This Indian guy doing the highlights
Christ it's just painful.
>>63393622
You must be old if you watched cricket in the 90s m8
Sachin never impressed me in the 2000s when I watched him
is ajay here
let's get this one to 1000
>>63393792
>>63393598
>that obsession with India
confirm paki
>>63393792
if cricket actually made it in North America it would be 0% white people playing tho
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
>>63393877
You don't need white people playing cricket. Just have a few 7 ft black guys playing cricket rather than playing basketball. Produce 5 fast bowlers who bowl 180 km/h and they shall take care of it.
>>63393893
thats the spirit, you can be a kiwi fan
>>63393893
>judging a sport on old men playing in a park for a different sport
>>63393789
You should tell her that you've already seen that pic and she should send some new ass pics.
>>63393658
>he doesn't remember the Sharjah innings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07BMrivOzUE
You don't know what it was like being an Indian cricket fan in the 90's and early 00s. When Sachin used to get out, everybody used to switch off their TV.
>>63394083
>When Sachin used to get out, everybody used to switch off their TV
So basically just like Cook and Root for England right now.
>>63394134
>everybody used to switch off their TV.
nice fans you have there india
>naming your all star team after a star wars weapon
>>63394183
>watching England games while Cook is batting
you're doing it the wrong way around m8
>>63393965
>p-p-please like my sport
>>63394284
>thinking anyone gives a shit what you like
>>63393358
Umm lol?
>>63391466
believe it or not I actually saw people playing cricket about two blocks from this stadium
Let's get this bad boy to 1000
>>63394284
pls
>>63393358
>>63394430
Lara is a tad overrated tbqh
>>63394375
it's not me, they want big strong americans in general to like their sport. they've been preparing for this day for quite some while
>>63394470
Did you see the initial question? No matter who you think is overrated, nobody is more overrated than Tendulkar.
>>63394441
Yeah I see Indians playing cricket in the area around me, I've even played a bit of street cricket myself with my friends one day, in fact, I've seen pick up cricket games in 2 states so far
>>63394500
I can't tell if you're joking or if you've actually fallen for this meme
>>63394500
no one cares if americans like cricket or not. they've been fine all this while without the us. its the ICC who want to suck our dicks.
>>63394576
Good, maybe the ICC will make the sport slightly more than nonexistent here
>>63394576
>the ICC who want to suck our dicks.
lol no they don't give a fuck
it's Shane Warne that wants to suck your dicks
>>63394561
the sooner you accept BSA into your heart and women the sooner we can ascend together
>watching cricket
top kek
you've been rused hard
>>63394500
>>63394576
I don't think baseball "athletes" can handle cricket 2bh
>>63394681
Honestly the comfy and banter is what makes /cric/ great
>>63394756
It's almost like these sports are closely related
>>63394799
>the team which literally only played 1 game years back
weak 2bh
>>63394853
Well the Yankees haven't been relevant for nearly a hundred years so it's pretty similar desu
>>63394134
Funny, India lost that match you just posted as well. Smh
>>63394853
What the fuck even happened to Bermuda
And why aren't they part of the windies?
>>63395138
the bermuda triangle
>>63394756
who's this
>>63394978
>unironically supposed to the best baseball player of all time
>>63395364
babe ruth
u fucking mad whitboi
>>63395483
bet he has a small willy
Studies have shown women prefer guys whose eyes are off-camera in their pictures. It gives an air of mysteriousness.
take some advice daniel
>>63395554
not daniel but advice taken
t. Ajay
>>63395554
last thing i'm gonna do is take advice from /cric/ again m8
>>63393152
wew
