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>>63380821
1st for spoon-feeding
Rate this acca lads
>>63380857
>No Newcastle dnb
>>63380857
>acca
0/10 for being an acca
>there are people who genuinely ascribe to the "if you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear" line of arguing
Stupid question, but is skybet available to customers outside uk? It has some good odds on champions league group finishing positions (no other site seems to have those bets) ..
Today's mainstream value is a tasty accy of Bayern Munich SW and Man Utd SW @ 1.5
>>63380936
>man utd sw
>tasty
'no'
>>63380936
>Man Utd SW
tasty for bookies
>this weather
Duvet day methinks :^)
>>63380965
:^)
any reason you lidlets aren't smashing the nigger out of Valencia +0.5?
Friendly reminder to take out a secured loan for No Bournemouth goalscorer @ 4.20
>>63381010
for what possible purpose
Trans Narva +0.5 @ 2.2
tears if you didnt smash the fix
>>63381190
manipulation, >>63381088 is BOTD desu
>>63381190
TEARS!!!!!
>>63381199
>>63381224
Bosnia lids, can already GREEN up tbqh
Ole Miss -10
Iowa -7
Houston -9
Navy +8
Michigan State -6.5
>SMALL Value Bets
Oklahoma State ML @ 2.85 (vs TCU)
Middle Tennessee -3 @ 2.05 (vs Marshall)
What's the bet lads
Bournemouth have dropped striker Murray, going with a 23-year old who scored 2 goals in 32 matches with Blackburn in the Championship 2013-14
I tried to fucking warn you lads
BET THE HOUSE NOW ON MEMEMOUTH TO SCORE 0 GOALS IF YOU CAN STILL GET IT @ 4.20
>implying anyone here actually makes money
Leeds @3 is the pseudo shrewdie bet of the day
does anyone fancy chelsea? wanting to put money on stoke, but surely they're going to win eventually...
Trans Narva DNB is the bet of the day, pseudos been opposing them because of team news and mugs have now latched on thinking it's a fix.
>>63381313
i dont know any aussies in real life so if this bet goes poorly im going to hate your whole country forever
>>63381356
Someone says that every week, they aren't owed a win. I'm on stoke DNB
chelsea are due
back
>>63381357
utter utter
>>63381383
chelshit were due against southampton, west ham and liverpool... i don't trust them on a cold night in stoke desu
>>63381357
they only have 10 players mate and no subs
>>63381361
what part of jersey are you from mah love?
>>63381406
Shit meme
>>63381356
Go with Stoke/draw or Stoke/draw no bet
Chelsea have better chance of winning than Stoke, but odds are heavily in on Chelsea
Eye water won't stop at Kalev backers
rate my acca. The two lower means btts
wah wah goo goo wah
ooga booga where da money at. i miss gambling guys, i stopped for a while, hope you don't mind me coming and visiting sometimes tho.
BRAINS
>>63381438
Not sure Bournemouth score with that shitty team desu
>>63381438
it's the same as mine m8, which means everyone but the last team will deliver. get ready to cash out before/early in stoke-chelsea.
>>63381419
2-1
TEARS
>>63381457
I had this thought too, but then again they're playing at home to shitcastle
>>63381313
I could score against Newcastle
>>63381457
fuck, I'm more nervous over Newcastle scoring. They will...right?
Cherries looking strong already
>>63381576
anyone have stream that works for android or ipad to watch the game on? preferably without downloads. don't mind ads tho
Tears at rball babbies giving me a better Newcastle price
>>63381614
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/soccer/bournemouth-vs-newcastle-united-live-stream-november-07
Can't believe this amazing 1.6 price on Newcastle to score, thank you rball mugs!
Going to be rich lads, I'll cut you all a good slice because we're mates x
>>63381629
doesn't work :/
>>63381670
Could have given that 10p to a homeless man lid, wouldn't event get 2 mil if you won you melt
Large staking Japan Students DNB in Extra Time
>>63381723
What if I'm giving my winnings to a homeless man?
TOON TOON
>>63381665
HUP
I love rball mugs
sweet, now let's just hope Bournemouth doesn't shit the bed
>>63381805
kek
I tried to fucking warn you lads
Sunderland, Villa, Bournemouth relegation treble @ 4.6 on bf
>>63381800
bournemouth were dominating
>>63381814
you said they wont score and its only been 30 mins. You didn't want that goal
>>63381814
Meh, Newcastle are prone to concede
>>63381845
>You didn't want that goal
Oh?
>>63381665
you have better odds of winning the lottery than getting hit by a comet then getting run over by a woolly mammoth. save 10 of those bets and that's a McChicken bro
>>63381868
>cropping stake
Bournemouth 65% possession 10 shots 0 goals
Reminder that their striker is trash
They will tire out second half
>>63381973
sweating on a cash out at half
>>63381973
>>63381983
>implying Bournemouth will score a penalty, then score an 88th minute winner.
screen.
cap.
This.
>>63381973
ssn saying the newcastle keeper is keeping them in the game
>>63382020
wont*
Did they change the rball graphics again?
Anyone have a link to the official Bournesmouth lineup? I know they dropped Murray, but I want to see if he's on the bench or if they've got someone else
Half time Bournemouth 66% possession 12 shots 0 goals
Guess which sore-legged team is going to get thumped second-half
Half-time commentator on the stream: 'Believe in the strikers.. believe in Josh King'
>>63382137
this is the best I have seen him play tbf, had 3 good chances. He is usually invisible
>>63382053
https://twitter.com/afcbournemouth/status/662959231880986624
>>63382158
Cheers, didn't think to check their twitter
Looks like they'll sub on Kermorgant if King doesn't do anything soon
Kermorgant is tall and skilled but a grandpa and will need to do something with Ritchie if he's to do anything
Why aren't you bankrolling Chicharito to score any time today?
Literally free money.
>>63381457
My bed ridden nan could score against newcastle
>>63381670
the magic of the cup only works for a few teams not all of them
>>63382225
Reminder that the poster named freemoney lost at least 20k in about a month.
That phrase has been proven to be complete nonsense and only mugs use it.
>>63382235
Bournemouth would be about 3-1 up but for Rob Elliot
>>63382235
Newcastle has only been destroyed this season by City and Sunderland. The Sunderland game it was 0-0 half time, then after a Newcastle CB got a red on 45th minute it ended up being 3-0. If you look at the number of defenders they're fielding and their quality (years of premier league first team experience), it's obvious that the poor defense thing is a meme.
>>63381723
>getting this buttperturbed about a joke bet
Newcastle @ 2.1 is genuinely too big
>After leading for 30 minutes, Newcastle are now a higher price to win the game than when they first scored
justify it
>>63382342
Bournemouth are ALL over them. I will be shocked if Newcastle can keep a clean sheet and they're doing little to suggest they will score again themselves.
>>63382342
by watching the match
>>63382342
Because they are playing a meme team
Mackrel on Bournemouth with life changing sums
>>63382342
It's fixed
Newcastle trying to concede
>>63382342
It's like when you're battering your mate on FIFA but he's still winning
>>63382393
haha yeh nice meme wog
>>63382375
>>63382378
>>63382393
Bookies/shrewdies love you lot
>>63382416
i'm on unders
>>63380821
>not Remembrance Day related OP
Absolutely disgusting tbqh
>>63382342
Lost momentum and Bournesmouth shots on goal
But plebs don't realize that Bournesmouth don't have a good striker to capitalize on their opportunities. Their lone striker has 3 goals in his past 65 matches for fucks sake.
Bookies knew this, which is why Bournemouth to score 0 goals was only @ 4.20 and Both teams to score was ~2.30 when it should have been at 5.00+ on stat analysis which some dopes would fall for
>>63382453
which game?
>>63382454
Mug /bet/ will fly through this thread allowing you to make a nice new one later. Calm your autism.
>>63382464
>only strikers can score goals
>>63382493
Bournemouth -0.5
>>63382464
*Both teams not to score
>>63382499
I already looked at the other players. I assessed Ritchie's chance of scoring a goal as 10%, and the rest have virtually no chance - their main GK and CBs were gone, they have to stay back anyway otherwise risk getting rekt on a counter attack which is what Newcastle have done
>>63382464
This is the single worst reasoning I've ever seen. This was well priced.
>But plebs don't realize
No John, you are the pleb
Commentator just said Bournemouth 76% second-half position
Come final minutes, Newcastle will only have to the walk the ball into the net no doubt
>>63382522
you have literally been lucky for this bet. Football doesn't work like that
>>63382534
>This was well priced.
awwwwww tears buddy!
Keep telling yourself that as you look at your losing slip
>>63382540
>>63382522
>>63382464
I don't even have a bet on the game, I just hope Bournemouth score so you look like a twat
>>63382547
>implying I'm on anything
And I was only talking about his muggy Bournemouth not to score market.
>>63382543
>>63382534
>y-y-you were only lucky!
>just because king only has 3 goals in 65 appearences, it doesn't mean he can't score! BELIEVE!
I do like Callum Smith by decision above 2.6
>>63382551
It's a 4.20 odds bet, I'm not going to kill myself if I lose. I have my Newcastle win bet as draw no bet anyway.
Kermorgant just came on, so he gives them a chance being fresh, but I think he's just too old and slow to do it alone. The rest of the players such as Ritchie will be too tired as fuck by now to join him.
>Newcastle 1.7
>1 minute later they are 1.53
>t-there's no value in mainstream football guys!
>>63382453
shaking @ the thought of a future meltdown
>dangerous attacks 88 to 18
>still losing
Hi /bet/
I was just wondering if anyone knew a good place to get excel outputs (or CSV, or whatever) of lines, specifically for college football.
Reason is I run a computer model that does predictive modelling, and I'm sick of inputting by hand. I'll even take an HTML site that I can link from an excel sheet and have it auto fill.
And here are some tips from my rankings (all games have a predicted difference > 10 points off the spread, 25-9 on the year):
1) Take New Mexico State +17
2) Take Old Dominion +8
3) Take Cal +3.5
4) Take Kentucky +16
5) Take Utah +2
>>63382020
those that weren't on corner overs should be ashamed
>>63382573
You think all Bournemouth players are hanging back and leaving him alone 1-0 down? Newcastle have been lucky with the counter and have been parking the bus. Just look at the stats.
>>63382687
Thought 16 was too high at the start of the second. tears @ m3
>>63382693
lizard? where?
>>63382696
They've had 68% possession, they have no choice. Their formation is a defensive one. They simply don't have the quality up front to score goals. I agree, look at the stats - their striker has missed so many chances
mackers just lumped 30k on Newcastle
>>63382766
who?
>>63382795
mackoon
>>63382795
Mackers
>>63382819
>>63382821
who the fuck is that, I live in sweden
>>63382843
used to post here a lot last year....then he got doxxed...then he left
>>63382843
Sir Jimothy S Mackerel, professional gambler and tranvestite
>>63382866
so how do you know he splashed 30k? where does he post? is he retarded?
https://twitter.com/stratabet/status/662989518346305536
pmsl
>>63382887
he posted his bank account here a couple of times, had like 900k in there
So incredibly deep on Colchester
>le 'leaky defense' meme
I hope you bet the house @ 4.20 like I advised you lads.
>>63382979
The fuck are you talking about?
>>63382979
>It was value because it won
>>63382979
could've should've.
Made 4k on O14.5 corner so I'm not pissed
>>63382933
Are you the guy that tipped them? Is sordell anytime good?
James Mckeown Lost way way way too much now, in an incredibly dark place.
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James Mckeown Lost 16 bets in a row.
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>>63382979
Actually a good bet 'straya, thanks.
>>63381010
ABOLUTE TEARS IF YOU DIDN'T GET ON THIS!!!!!
Cheers pal. UAC
>>63382986
See:
>>63381010
>>63381313
+ yesterday when I explained in my more detail my reasoning why
>>63382684
>Kentucky +16
No way they are 16 point dogs to Georgia? I'll be surprised if Georgia scores 16.
>>63381010
Hup. Ty lid x
>>63382979
Post slip
>>63383006
> Lost 16 bets in a row.
How? He's betting on the favourites
Absolute tears
>>63383012
you literally have to just look at the stats to see it was lucky though
Millwall, Sheff Utd, Doncaster and Leyton Orient @3.09 is insane, THE definition of a value acca
>>63382684
Please respond ;_;
>>63383006
>chasing on the EPL
>25 quid a month
>dackers
>>63383004
Not him but I tipped. Apparently Harriot and Sordell are either side of Boone who is up top instead. Still think Sordell will score but a cheeky on Boone anytime is also worth it.
>>63383006
Finnie packing bags WHEN
LA 3Way vs Florida
Mississauga 3way or -1.5 (OHL)
Erie vs Windsor o6.5 or 7 (OHL)
Washington 3Way vs Toronto
Jets 3Way vs Philly
surely all locks
>>63383078
*Bonne kek
Cheers lads
I took the tip on Colchester, how fucked am I?
Large staking Bonne AGS @2.9
>>63383198
Actually shaking just thinking of what Harriot + Sordell + Moncur + Gilbey can do to a non-league defense.
>>63383198
I did too 2bh family
r8 me lads
>>63383236
Can't stop keking, must have blown his "last asian connect" and refilled it only to waste even more. Addict dark place.
>>63383216
Colchester sw?
>>63382255
AWWWWWWW TEARS BUDDY
>>63383354
sub goalkeeper and young defence but should win yeah
Colchester getting dominated.
game is locked in the shadow realm
Can't stop rebacking Colchester
>>63382225
I greeded and put him FGS :'(
Need stream like air
Literally shaking with the Colchester game.
Can't even breathe because I have so much on this
>>63383046
Flying in desu
Having a lay down in a dark room for 15.
Just snapped at me mum when she asked what I wanted for tea because I have so much on Colchester and can't take the pressure
Up insane opposing Staines. Thanks Tommy Brewer, was responsible for two goals lol, overs and handicap fix well and truly in.
Why can't Mackers get on admin tips? Surely hes rolling in fresh accounts
This (Colchester) shall not be beaten
>>63383737
Can't wait to tell the FA about this desu
>>63383737
Yep all of PGA uac
Literally sweating over Colchester even though the window is open
I've got Sordell to score two, literally sweating.
>>63383743
He's had loads of accounts from people he knows and had problems when getting accounts from people he doesn't know (had to go go to court after someone stole thousands from him)
I've had to go take a wee twice since kick off because of Colchester, don't know what I'll do if this goes down
A y y l m a o
a
y
l
m
a
o
BONNE BOYS
HUP HUP HUP
Need another two from Colchester like air.
BONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE
UP A FUCKING CUNT
>only on Bonne AGS
Kill me
LMAO
ayyyy
SEND HELP
literally pacing around me room lads
I was on BTTS no.
I am down an absolute fortune.
My stomach feels so low.
I'm finished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=534LA8wu5nw&feature=youtu.be
^The Bonne goal for those on.
>>63383988
goddamn that's lower league
Omfg I'm dac, feel like Mackers
betfair has o3.5 on 2.45 while bet365 has it at 1.53
Gonna take a long bath and hope everything is alright when I get out
edit: I'm back. 1-1? jesus christ
>>63384044
shit it just dropped to 1.5, didn't get on fast enough
Literally losing 25 quid on this lads
Protip: go large on unders on any Man Utd match
Jesus
AYYYYYY
FUCK
DAC A CUNT
oh for fuck's sake
SURREAL
tears for colchester lads
>THE FIX
FUCK WEALDSTONE
Bye. Can't do this any more.
Going back in large on DC
what happened there? fuck
Why are all these people on Colchester when the tip was literally soccerway tier? I could see a handful falling for it but this many...
Signing off.
Can't be bothered anymore. Lost too much money, smashed too many possessions.
Not bothered with my bets losing because betfair are calling up managers after they know I'm on. Sick of it, bored of it. I'm off.
Literally down 2.5k if Colchester don't win. Should have split stake and had some on overs. Suicide, absolute suicide.
>>63384162
zzzzzzz
What a coincidence you're only piping up when it's losing. You're going to look like a fucking mug when Wealdstone collapse.
West ham btts in :)
Leverkusen a man down, Koln is 3.10
Bookies WIN lol
THE COMEBACK IS ON
boring predictable bollocks, got no money left if colchester don't turn this shite around
>>63384141
HUP
WHAT A RIDE
>>63384200
No I mean I hope it wins for everyone thats on especially since I'm not on anything that match I just am genuinely surprised so many people are on. Even when it was first posted he got two responses, one that I assume is sarcastic and one saying its just a soccerway tier bet.
Where did all the people following come from?
22222222
FUCKING COME ON, IM BEGGING HERE
Need a goal from Sordell like A I R
Georgia/Kentucky U59
Wisonsin -11.5 vs Maryland
BACK IN BUSINESS
>>63384192
wew lad
Need one more from Colchester like AIR
>not on Bonne FGS
>not on Bonne 2 or more
>not on Bonne for the incoming hat-trick
zzzzzzzzzz
Need another for brains upgrade
Was on half time u3.5
I'm off
2-2 Colchester
>>63384357
Only on -1 myself :/
You lads trying to make money on footy are funny. Why not just make easy money on e-sports? Anyone who wants to tail my bets feel free.
>>63384429
How much have you made on it lad?
>>63384429
ZZZZZZZZZZ
>>63384429
oops, forgot to attach screen shot
Stoke weeks rest, Chelsea 3 days.
Oscar & Costa out of form, Fabregas not a striker, Pieters taller than and should be able to deal with Willian. Costa might not even play, but if he does Wollschield and Shawcross should beat him for headers. Falcao absent. Who else they got, Traore? Fast but can't challenge for headers, and he'll be marked.
Bojan out of form, Walters usually scores 1st half - he's old and will tire out quickly anyway. Putting Diouf in would make their chances better, but I doubt they'd get more than 1 goal against Chelsea's lineup in defense.
Half Time Score Stoke 1-0 - Full Time Score Stoke 1-0 @ 22.00
May as well give it a go when Stoke and draw is only 1.77 and Stoke 1-0 is 10.00
>>63384429
How often do you post them/who carries them?
>>63384429
Saturday afternoons are a horrible example because mostly you'll see muggy EPL, Bundes and La Liga betting going on but with no exaggeration football is probably the single most easily profitable sport simply because of the wide variety of games they carry and the implied frequency of them fucking up.
>>63384445
made over $6k last month, and I was only betting for the last 2 weeks of October really, that's when it was available. For November, I'm up $2K so far.
Sup
>>63384479
"walters usually scores in the first half"
...
James Luxton Im on over 1.5 in leicester Watford
>>63384560
J U D G E
>>63384560
lux hasn't browsed /bet/ in over a year mate, I don't think he can see your post
>>63384429
Give us some tips lad.
Do you do inplay only?
>>63384558
Yeah, cause he's old. You expect grandpa to be running around after 80 minutes? If he's gonna score, he's probably going to do it in the first half
>>63384558
its the same guy that thought 4.2 for newcastle clean sheet was a good bet. just ignore him.
>>63384490
How do you know when the fix is in?
>>63384560
>literally paying 70 pounds a month to have lux tell you the line
Portsmouth -0.5 @1.9
>>63384500
How do you get into it? Easy money basically?
>>63384611
Experience and research and studying odds. It'll take a while to fully get your head around it but some of the bookie misprices are unbelievable when you do.
>>63384459
stream the action here if you want to see my bet go through live.
>>63384606
Guess who has the money and who doesn't
>>63384661
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/tournaments/7942-cevo-professional-season-8-lan-finals/2178-group-stage/7944-group-b/matches/92432-titan-cs-vs-natus-vincere
>>63384560
Reminder than if you're not part of a betting syndicate you're either a mug or a pseudo shrewdie (or both) if you bet on the Barclays Premier League
>>63384671
>win one muggy bet
>thinks he is a god
you won't have it for long m8, don't worry
>>63384490
>>63384656
cringe
>>63384459
gonna put 30% of my meagre roll on this brother, because i trust canadians.
please don't let me down
>betting on humans
>>63384707
cringe at you 2bh
Well, that wasn't pretty. Let's get some DotA to get us back on track shall we?
>>63384713
couldn't find the bet m8
>>63384740
>tfw no penny punting Eastern Euro gf
>>63384704
Yeah bro, that was my first bet ever and the only one I recommended to /bet/ because I only make one bet in 48 hours of course
You want to do well, you gotta learn from the best m8
>>63384656
>some of the bookie misprices are unbelievable when you do.
When was the last misprice? Bookies are spot on these days, very difficult to make money.
Bonne's 3rd goal
>canada
COLCHESTER
UP
FUCKING
CUNT
>>63384541
sup
Fuck, should have put money on Bonne instead of Sordell.
Still making a profit though, had Colchester win and over 2.5.
>>63384560
Mainstream J U D G E
>>63384790
Quite a lot of the U17 World Cup.
Damn near every game in that Slag youth tournament in Oceania a couple of months back.
Otherwise a handful of individual games here and there.
>>63384844
Did I goof picking Millwall?
>>63384947
they just scored, you're ok
>>63384938
slag youths bought me two different trips this summer. insane profits
Last reminder to get on Louisiana Lafayette -2.5 before I go back to sleep
>>63384938
>>63384977
you boys should share some quality tips next time
>>63384762
Hang on tight lads, they're gonna make us sweat it out but they will pull through.
>>63384790
baka
>>63385006
Most of the U17 WC matches have had a few posts made about them in here and the slag tournament was discussed absolutely loads.
People see what they want to see and mostly they want to see discussion of mainstream bets. Which is fine, I have nothing against that but you can't complain that we didn't post about it, we just didn't bang on and on about it.
>>63385065
I only started visiting /bet/ recently so I believe you
>>63385006
some people were posting all day about it
>>63384218
Thanks, put on a cheeky fiver.
Just cashed out colchester for a strong profit and put a 5er on wealdstone or draw :^) not worth the shakes
>>63384218
thx m8
62 | Harriott intercept a back pass and puts Sordell through! He puts the ball into the net but the linesman flags for offside #ColU
need air
Spartak Moscow to win to nil against Terek @ 5.15
Spartak have plenty of goalscorers up front. Played one day earlier than Terek for last match. Terek forwards seem lacking in goals, and most of their matches this season have been draws.
I'm getting a statistical split 33% chance between win/draw/lose, so 5.15 for spartak win to nil seems like good odds.
whats going on in this csgo game? should i cash out?
>>63385231
I had 30 on Colchester at William Hill, cashed it out for a tenner profit.
>>63385264
Take it the betting is closed already?
Sordell letting me down.
Need two from him like AIR
>>63385025
I'm cashed out lads, didn't expect it to be this close. I'll take the small profit.
Sordell a shit
got dammnit burnley get your shit together
Need Burnley to win 2-1 like A I R
>>63385328
>>63385393
#believe
He'd be playing where Bonne is but because Massey isn't being played they've moved him out wide :(
Its normally Harriot - Sordell - Massey up front.
>>63385417
cash out, do it now
need a swansea goal to stop this sweating
Leicester better not choke
>>63385393
Only lost a fiver on Sordell so not too bothered.
Put tenner each on Colchester win and over 2.5, so pretty chuffed.
imagine not being on every overs goals prop you can have for the colchester game
Who saw the 27th round of that CS:GO match? UNREAL!
I should've went the other way after I cashed out. So much value on Titan there!
>>63385631
pretty cool.
commentators said it was a 50/50 game
>didn't value bet titan @5.5
>>63385687
Kill yourself you absolute fraud
>>63384429
>>63384459
>Why not just make easy money on e-sports?
>Why not just make easy money on e-sports?
>>63385803
Ayyy this
haven't really convinced me
WAS ON 1-0 UNITED @5.5 FUCK SAKE
About fucking time Sordell scored
Colchester tipper here.
To recap what's come in from the tip
>>63330848
>Colchester to win @1.85/1.75
won
>Sordell anytime @2.4 / 2 or more @9 / hattrick @50
Sordell anytime won, others no good.
>Colch team goals O2.5 @3.64 / O3.5 @8/ O4.5 @19
all won
fucking gareth mcauley has cost me 75 quid by getting sent off in the 91st minute
had no red cards in 3pm kick offs at 2/1
>>63385858
Did gud desu
Should have went higher on team goals and shouldn't have went on Sordell two over.
Still made a decent profit though, cheers
>only up 317 today
zzzzzzz
>>63385726
Why the tears mate? Didn't catch my cash out tip?
>>63385895
Yeah sorry man I hyped up Sordell too much, if Massey had started it would've been him in the middle putting them in instead of Bonne :(
Only up 515 today zzz
Averaging 151/day profit this month zzz zzz zzz
>>63381004
>>63381010
>these two bets
tyb/bet/
>>63385913
Never bet on it but you hyped yourself as some god and were immediately exposed.
>>63385922
You did tip on Bonne in this thread though, which I pussied out on
In Man U game pmsl
James Mckeown Was on under 1.5... 17 losses in a row for me
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Also, that late odds drop/goal in Staines game. Unreal, cheers Tommy uac!
>>63385880
yep what a bellend he is
>get email from Sky
>Price boost from 3/1 - 5/1 for United/Leicester/Southampton win
>First football bet I've placed in almost a year
>mfw
>>63385858
Cheers lid
>>63385858
made half a cunt on the game, not those exact bets but cheers m8 for even bringing it to my attention
>>63385827
>>63385803
I made $40 on that CS:GO match. $40 off a losing bet, and I could've made a bundle more if I triggered a value bet on Titan. I'm trying to help you out and you shit on my tips. Best of luck to you lads.
Let me know how those soccer accy's go. I'll be smoking weed and making fat stacks on my e-sports in the mean time.
>>63386054
Keep posting your e-sports tips m8
>>63386054
Wouldn't respond to leeches lad
>mfw won fifty kinta thanks to Leicester and Southampton
Dutchies on NEC?
Colchester surreal
LoL, CS:GO, and SC2 are just chump change e-sports. I make all my money on Dota (90%). Stay tuned for some hot dota tips. I'm going to trip up.
Look for MetaKnight once I figure out how to do this trip shit.
>>63386369
Kinda regret not going 4.5 over but it's best not to be greedy.
>>63386386
but I am MetaKnight family
>>63386386
>Name##password
tripcode
>>63386386
just put ## and a password after it in the name field
>>63386409
You ain't shit.
>>63386351
Yeah I'm on NEC win & o2.5 @2.05, literally can't lose
wew lads
Standing by for Dota tips.
>>63386456
LAYING
>>63386478
>he doesn't like money
>>63386492
Already missed -1 @1.8
probably wait
What do I have to do to get some live in play odds for doto? Based365 is cheesing me!
>>63386563
Bovada still has it @1.83
lel navi gonna win ez money.
titan too bad manners
>>63386492
What makes you think it will go o3 other than >Dutch defending?
>>63386709
why is there no stream for that game?
>>63386746
hltv
>>63386746
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/tournaments/7942-cevo-professional-season-8-lan-finals/2178-group-stage/7944-group-b/matches/92432-titan-cs-vs-natus-vincere
>>63385261
>betting on RFPL
>ever
What was that awful team of african women everyone bet on a while back? where the keeper was like 15 stone 5'2
>>63387124
>African
>>63387124
>racism
Not every black person is African
>>63387148
not every black person is african
Fucking Rizespor.
>>63387148
How is me thinking they were an African team racist?
>>63387326
baka at this privilege
>>63387326
Shut up you bigot, jus embarrassing yourself now. Maybe if you read a book once in a while you would understand.
>>63387326
Are you for real?
>>63387455
top haha
>>63387567
i'm from Atlantis mate
So deep on Max to be eliminated next from X Factor
My god, if LiP DotA was available I would be betting so hard on OG right now. Fucking B365, I'm going to have to punish them in UFC tonight.
Louisiana Lafayette -2.5 is THE college football pick today m8s
Weekends so boring zzz
>>63387781
I'm on
>>63387781
already on m8
>>63387779
what you on for the ufc lid? lots of great prospects on the card
is EPL the new unders meme league?
>>63388025
pretty much on any match that doesn't involve Leicester
Large staking Maccabi Petah Tikva -0.25 from 0-1
Feeling pretty invincible right now lads, started with a roll of £50 on Sunday and up to £630 now
>>63387933
Belfort is an absolute lock. Henderson is going to get KO'd into retirement. My other lock is Corey Anderson.
I see value on Cummins and Birchak
>>63388156
Also large staking Lynx -1.5, such a shame that penny punters ruined the line.
>>63388222
Good lad. Stick it all on Chelsea and end it sooner rather than later
>>63387779
absolutely in tears that i couldn't cash in on that map 3 stomp by OG.
Anyone know any sportsbooks with consistent live-in-play dota? I tried pinnacle before, but their interface is just so shitty, I can't bring myself to deposit there again.
>>63386709
You were saying?
>>63388537
words
>>63388274
Medium rebacking -1.5, this ends 5-0+
lads lads lads ;)
what we up to tonight? ;)
>>63388720
Fireworks with the missus, X factor, curry, beer, bed
>>63388317
Euan bro, is this a good bet? >>63388274
>>63388720
here you go ladies, i mean laddies LOL
>>63388720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
>>63388793
Are you Gooz reincarnated?
>>63388758
>fireworks
?
>>63388790
Well they are 1-0 up and have many more DAs. Not paid too much attention to Gibraltar before all the good bets get prestaked to fuck.
>>63388758
sounds good mate.
just broke up with my gf so back on the prowl ;)
Got £60 on 1-0 Stoke earlier, returns £720, COME ON
Alright, let's win some free money on CS:GO.
That fucking downpour in the NEC game
>>63388945
Hope it happens for you mate, I've had 2 correct score bets cμcked by late goals this week
>>63388945
Cash out m8
>>63388965
unreal tip
>>63388965
Is 'To win map' the same as 'To win match'?
That's the only option I'm seeing for Esports
>>63388965
I guess I'm in
>>63388965
Betting closed already?
>>63389046
no, best of 3 maps m8
we don't know what the first map is yet, so it's kind of risky
dignitas have a lot of talent, and could surprise vp on a sleepy day
>>63388965
>Virtus Throw
I'll pass, but good luck
>>63389046
1.4 is win map 1
1.3 is to win the match
>>63389108
this isn't dota m8.
>>63388878
Single , and ready to mingle ;^)
>>63388790
Why are you asking that rball babby? I'm surprised he's showing his face around here after getting BTFO on the Hungarian game
>>63389137
I know, but I've been burned by VP before
>>63389204
Euan has made over 100k this year have some respect.
>>63389270
Jenny is on more than that at his job
>>63389321
>jenny the work experience tea maker getting paid
pmsl
>>63389270
BT is up 200k
>>63388259
agree with you on value in Cummins and Brichak lad. Cummins can follow Davis' path via wrestle fucking Glover but apparently Glover wasn't taking training seriously before the fight vs Davis.
Birchak can pull out an upset too but it will have to be early as Almeida is a slow starter but eventually improves as the fight goes on.
I also like Guida to beat Tavares and Tibau to beat Trujilo.
Don't see much value in Vitor though, both off TRT now.
>>63389321
lmfao, 40k absolute max.
>>63389369
Yeah BT is shrewder than Euan but that doesnt mean Euan isnt shrewd. Plus BT has become TSTP.
>>63389204
Trip up pal
anyone taking bets on mourinho being sacked?
>>63389204
>soccerway baby calling me an rball baby
>>63389437
I do wonder how much BT is up, his tips were rubbish on here recently but he always aftertimed winners and made out like he was doing well. He was either lying or he's probably up around 50-75k
Literally have nightmares about becoming too shrewd to profit.
No idea what I would do, all my income for the last 2 years is gambling related. No wonder Mark killed himself. It must honestly be the worst feeling in the world.
>>63389369
Rossy Boy up 400k
Itching for Chelsea draw
>Brewer getting subbed in the 72nd
lmao
>>63389520
Pmsl the table wasn't even on soccerway
>>63389574
How much you up lid
>>63389408
the fight is in Brazil, he will be back on the juice and hendo will get BTFO
>not getting on double chance Union La Calera @1.8
1-0 down but against 10 man as of 44th minute. 47th currently, goal was against run of play.
The obligatory memeified sarcastic tone is getting trite
I hope you all make insane profits, friends. Have a nice weekend :-)
>>63389702
Made the fix too obvious
>>63389786
averaging £12.50 a day this month
zzz
>>63389574
How can you become too shrewd to profit? I don't understand
>>63389795
Belfort looking soft af tho, I woldn't surprised if he is taking some 'natural supplements' though. I would be more tempted to fade Hendo than back Vitor, if that makes sense.
>>63389915
I meant over the last two years
>>63389928
It's only real when your stakes increase massively as prices in +ev leagues are too sensitive. Running out of bubblegum isn't becoming too shrewd to profit although it's been proven that BT and Euan can't profit in Asia
>>63389928
Your shrewdness leads to overconfidence and betting on stuff you wouldnt have in your prime shrewdness and you start to lose money and become -ev.
Mackers is a PRIME example of this.
>>63389845
>betting against a South American team down to 10 men
They'll probably score a second
>>63390283
this graph implies losses aren't possible
S T O K E saving the day
>>63390283
>shrewdness on the x-axis
>profit on the y-axis
>>63389708
http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2015/11/07/gibraltar/premier-division/lynx/gibraltar-united/2158917/
Mou to go next lads?
>>63388945
Congrats lad
>>63390473
No wonder you're at a poly
>>63390473
Please show me how a correct graph would look. Not good at this stuff.
>>63390633
can get him at evens at some places btw
Fuck sake, won £61.60 but would have been £422 if swansea beat norwich earlier, not sure if happy or sad, fuck this feel.
>>63390473
Was talking about the Hungary game you melt
>>63390810
Profit is profit,
fish is wine,
up for the day?
you're doing fine.
:)
>was depositing $700 to bet on Illinois -3
>bank blocks the payment
>Illinois is up by 20 at the half
Fuck capital one
>>63390961
Like you desu
>Canada
>AGAIN
>>63390727
>>63390722
>poly
>Scotland
>>63390927
;)
>>63391011
>bank blocks the payment
Yeah no kidding
>tfw good looking but look bad in photos
>>63391306
but this implies your shrewdness drops over time after the peak.
this isnt the case.
your shrewdness keeps going up but this actually is a bad thing.
there is an optimal amount of shrewdness to being profitable.
>chelsea @ 1.66 to finish top 6
what a joke, it's like having rooney at short odds to score a goal in a match
wow, virtus.pro really shit the bed on this one. fuck this, i'm out.
>>63391380
Die in a fire you shit cunt
>>63391344
Surely shrewdness it ability to profit?
>>63391391
hahahaha, money management laddie. did you stake your entire $100 bankroll on it?
>>63391420
I warned you about Virtus Throw
Got a GUARANTEED free money tip for tomorrow for you guys who wants in?
ok, now i'm seeing the virtus.pro i was expecting. im back in lads
>27-12 shots
>losing 2-1
>>63391420
>>63391535
>stakes 150 and thinks he's a big boy
PMSL, so barrassing
Man City -1 @ 2.15 on betfair, get on quick boys, odds are around 1.7 everywhere else
>>63391573
Post last three bets with stakes included.
You wouldn't just be a £50 punting psuedo-shrewdie who is spoonfed from Lux and twitter, would you?
>>63391420
LMAO at my fellow maples feebleness
>>63391674
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>63391615
You mean -1.5?
Who /winrar/ here?
>>63391728
No I mean -1
>>63391812
Isn't that Euro vs Asian?
>>63391812
thats Euro Handicap ffs
>>63389021
>I've picked the incorrect score twice this week
queue the comeback LOL
>>63391837
>>63391831
My bad, whats the big difference?
>>63389574
It's a recognised cyclical conundrum, it befuddled me briefly so I got a job, know I'm rapidly becoming too shrewd within that job. Mourinho is a prime example of someone who has become too shrewd to manage, his constant mind games and tactics take their toll and in the long term results go downhill.
>>63391812
>(you)
>>63391812
Just fuck off
>>63391885
*now fs
>>63391868
>queue
Can someone explain to me what Asian and Euro handicap bets are?
Bit confused to be honest family
>>63391985
Asian eliminates he draw so -1 Asian handicap and it ends 1-0 you get your money back.
1-0 Euro and you lose.
Also Asian resets the score to 0-0. Euros don't
>>63391876
Asian Handicap gives you a refund if they win by only one goal
>>63391885
That is a rather good analogy, if he was focusing on the things he was when at Porto or the first years at Chelsea his teams would just get the results no matter what. Now he is over analyzing and seeing too many things, have to retire in a home for too shrewd ppl with mackers
>>63391985
Begone child
>>63392029
>Also Asian resets the score to 0-0
what do you mean by this? they reset to 0-0 at the half?
>>63392138
If you bet on the asian handicap in-play it resets the score to 0-0, so if you take -1 when the team is 2-0 up, the score is reset to 0-0 so you need them to win the game by 2 more i.e. (4-0 or 5-1 etc) to win the bet
>>63392138
No, when the bet is made.
So if Spurs are beating Arsenal 1-0 and you put on a Euro handicap of Spurs -1 and they win 2-0 you win the bet. If it's an Asian handicap it will treat your bet like the score is 0-0 when you make it, so at least 3-0 is required for a win.
Well the cajuns are fucked
>amateur hour
Need another goal in NEC v De Graafschap like fuckin A I R
cashing out again. overall lost $90 on this shit
>>63392575
AHAHAAHAHHAaAAAHAHAHAAHAH TEARS SENPAI
>>63392550
Should have went for NEC win only.
They were looking shite in the first half desu.
>>63392712
And Graafschap can't fucking score to save themselves.
>>63392712
It's always easy to say that in hindsight to be honest family
>>63392700
I'm in tears at the lack of dota matches being offered live in play. forcing me to bet on cs:go chasing bets.
i've played both cs:go and dota and i feel that the skill cap for dota is miles above that of cs:go.
sorry for anyone who tailed those bets. but cheer up. ufc is going to be gold tonight.
>>63392831
what a retard lol
>>63392831
who are you betting on for UFC?
>>63392831
I believe in ur ufc picks family surely you won't get completely raped
>>63392831
>you
>>63392873
scroll up mate
Every fucking e-sports tipster claims to be an expert and always profits then as soon as they start tipping they are shit.
>>63392831
What's your ranking in CSGO?
>>63392945
Cashed out for profit in both his games, if you just listen to the commentators or the polls they do you could make the same picks
>>63392945
>>63392970
the thing with e-sports is you really have to be betting live-in-play. there are massive swings in odds.
it's pretty hard for me to give tips on here because of the delay. by the time i can make a post about a juicy odd the opportunity will probably be gone.
sorry family.
>>63391885
This is good desu. The main thing is Mourinho will argue he's doing exactly the same as he always does, herein lies the problem; I profited easily in asia 6 months ago, why is that no longer the case? Mackers et al are yet to really intrinsically examine exactly what it is that separated them from the market initially and why they no longer have such an edge.
Tipper leaks going to be bigger than PGA soon
>>63393197
>being a pseudo intellectual
>>63393197
>Mackers
>profiting
Subtle b8
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/football/market/1.121682877
Let's play spot Mackers
James Mckeown I'm down 6 figures the last 2 days, I need every penny I can get.
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>>63393241
>have tipper leaks open during lectures if something is updated
>get strange looks because people think i am reading transsexual blogs
The price of profit
>>63393284
Senpai he did used to profit, the 800k he's blown was profit for 2015
>>63392098
why are you not out sucking cocks tonight?
>>63393343
Right, but with the analogy that anon used it implies that he is still profiting in Asia
>>63393197
They made their money on bookies being out of line with asia and now don't have accounts. Whopping great egos get in the way of accepting lower ROI in asia and this is combined with random stake sizes ruining profits due to it being harder to get a stake on. Once you reach saturation point all that's left is to appear on the lad bible and start a facebook group to get others to pay you.
>>63393449
Yeah if Mackers stuck to a staking plan he'd be ok. He's been gambling too long not to be able to spot a good bet but his staking and mentality is tez
Everyone shaking for the LARGE stake tomorrow morning?
>>63380883
Should have trusted you lad. Fucking embarrassing how neither West ham nor Everton scored in the second half
MACKERS
A
C
K
E
R
S
>>63394017
Only on dc. Dac as per
>>63393779
which is?
Anybody looking at hockey yet?
Ill why am I following a man down a mil this year
>>63394108
Leafs 3 way lock of the night
>>63394136
He's even for the year I think
>>63394263
Ill why am I following a man down a mil in the last 6 months
http://lastwordonsports.com/2015/11/07/curious-case-fernando-verdascos-odds/
Rank these men
Goff
Mackers
Lux
Will Wilde
Peter Webb
>>63394415
In terms of what?
>>63394415
1. Peter Webb
5. Lux
49. Mackers
9001. Will Wilde
90000000000000000000^9000001. Goff
>>63394462
Why the hate for Goff? Lux is overrated as well just gives off an unbeatable vibe.
>>63394147
Well memed, but their price is a little high I mean, the Leafs can't be that bad, right?
>.
>>63394513
Doesn't admit losses, another bubblegum baby
>>63394513
Lux is respectable but Goff is just a dullard.
>>63394462
About fair.
I'd give Peter the top 10 to himself though.
>>63394548
No more bets
chris cook verified
Unexpected highlight at Doncaster was bumping into Andy the punter from Britain At The Bookies. He'd had the previous four winners
kek
>>63394625
Must be up 20 quid then fair play
>>63394527
I'm actually throwing a cheeky 5 on
Mackers team so unlikely to get back into it bookies wont even offer odds
Rank these men
Unibwin
Oil
J West
Flatanon
Finchy
BritTurk
T4tW
Maple
Ameribets
>>63394658
A game can change in the blink of an eye. But mackers will be watching. Listening. Analyzing.
>>63394726
Not tipping again if I end up below Ameribets
>>63394726
BT
J West
Flatanon
T4TW
Ameribets
Finchy
Uni
Maple
Oil
>>63394726
In terms of shrewdness
FlatAnon
BritTurk
J West
Not arsed about the rest all about equal.
Americans:
Bovada NFL Sunday special proposition: Blaine Gabbert O/U
[email protected]
On SPECIAL
>>63394767
BITTER
I
T
T
E
R
>>63394834
Blaine Gabbert O/U 1 in, [email protected]
There seems to be a new thread up but nobody linked it and it was made an hour ago.
I like the Flyers over Jets tonight.
Rank these men
Peter Hitchens
Nigel Farage
Owen Jones
Jeremy Corbyn
Lee
Calijah
>>63394834
>>63394871
Blaine Gabbert O/U 1 int
>>63394933
In terms of what?
>>63394788
>Putting joke west that high
you arse licker
Refuse to us a new thread that doesn't have a poppy in the OP
>>63394726
Flatanon
J West
BT
Finchy
T4tW
Unibwin
Oil
Ameribets
Maple
>>63395028
In terms of shrewdness he is up there, tipping would be a different list
>>63394933
Farage
Hitchens
Calijah
Lee
Jones
Corbyn
What is the shrewdest bet in /bet/ history?
>>63395102
USVI slags despite it not winning
UCD waves if winning is a prerequisite
>>63394933
Hitchens
Farage
Corbyn
Calijah
Jones
Lee
>>63395070
So shrewd he's an intern in the rat race. Plumbers are more shrewd than him.
>>63395220
Clueless, here's your nib
who is the shrewdest person of all time
>>63394726
Flatanon
Jwest
BT
Unibwin
Finchy
Ameribets
Maple
T4tw
Oil
>>63395246
Not him but how is he clueless?
>>63395265
Flatanon followed by Jwest and BT
>>63395265
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Heseltine
>>63395265
MACKERS
A
C
K
E
R
S
>>63395326
This pretty much. Flatanon is a God amongst men
So deep on Pigotts Bullets dc, shaking wow.
>Lafayette
>>63395265
I'm up 1.4 milly this year. Pretty sure I'm the shrewdest here.
>>63395515
Post betfair p/l
Mentally weak
M A C K E R S
M A C K E R S
A
C
K
E
R
S
>Only £25/month !!
MACKERS IS UP 100K TONIGHT
Mackers and Finnie to still be a couple on June 1st 2016
No @ 1.5
>missed FG
RIP
>>63395797
What else is she gonna do? Go back to some shithole in Thailand?
>>63395805
LELFEYATTE
>>63395845
She's not going to stick with mackrel on the streets is she?
>>63395768
Says he's on night shift tonight. Posted that he's down 6 figures the last 2 days. Surreal.
>>63395985
https://youtu.be/q5EcyUaZQrU?list=PLxSavTZfcyTjpGjOjW6nGXYxg6T_ZuUDJ&t=1740
who /Lafayette -1.5/ here?
air desu
who is getting ready to trigger on SoS map 1?
>>63396239
Technically that covered though
>>63396324
If you are i'll lay
>>63396336
played the money line like a true shrewdie ;)
>>63396336
Well yeah I know that, but you were on -2.5 right?
Anyway
NEW THREAD
>>63392811
>>63392811
>>63392811
>>63396451
i went and got dinner instead. what happened?
UFC prelims inc. Post tips or just post settled bet history at the end of the night?
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