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Best wrestler in the world edition
NO VIRGINS ALLOWED SUB-EDITION
First for Roman is shit for virgins.
>zack ryder and heath slater both come out to literal silence
>>63376496
Thats not AJ Styles.
>>63376496
>>63376495
>he doesn't remember Randy's famous "IF YA WANNA SEE ME KILL A LEGEND IN HERE TONIGHT GIVE ME A HELL YEAH" promo while drinking Randyweisers
22+ kid.
>1619
>Not Rey Mysterio edition
>Charismaless meme entrance Irish faggot who can't cut a promo being anywhere close to being the best wrestler
>>63376534
AJ Styles is just a second rate Prince Devitt.
>>63376558
show me a good Rey promo
>>63376581
Trip on Devitt
>>63376581
Reply.
>>63376589
He is though. He was literally a replacement.
>>63376588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCUwUIH1L0
Who hyped for Power Struggle tonight?
>>63376471
>>63376495
Rattlesnake > Viper
Stunner > RKO
black trunks > black trunks
Yeah, sure. Nothing alike.
Get worked, marks
>>63376602
>He was literally a replacement
Your point? He is putting on better matches with the same people Finn/Devitt was so your point makes no sense.
>>63376638
Second most popular wrestler since Hogan > Orton kills ratings whenever he's pushed
>>63376638
18+
>Just call me Caleebfag
>>63376655
He looks like a midlife crisis dadrock faggot. He should tag with Jericho if he ever makes it out of the indies.
>>63376588
18+
>>63376694
Bretfag here is your reply, go to bed man.
>>63376694
>This NEET will never stop shitting up these threads
What move is this?
>>63376749
A typical night for Finn Balor
>>63376749
this is why wrestlers should wear cups, also body scissors.
Why haven't these gay sweaty mangrab been banned yet?
>>63376764
Is Finn gay?
>>63376749
>>>/wooo/
>>63376795
yeah
>>63376749
faggot mutilation
>>63376668
>buttblasted Boreton marks
>>63376749
I wonder what smarky gay shit the nerdy faggots chanted during that. "POUND THAT BUTTHOLE CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP"
Was watching old matches when I saw these 2 holy shit spots. What were they thinking.
>>63376844
Go to bed.
Who /rewatchingdestructionoftheshieldandreminiscing/ here?
>>63376882
Ok, I'll just put on a Blandy Boreton match/promo. That's sure to make me sleepy :^)
>>63376871
They tired their best to get five stars from the Meltz, but couldn't because WWE is shit.
>>63376844
>British government pays for this fat fuck's internet and everything else
>He uses his time to shitpost on the wrestling part of a sports board in a Hungarian weightlifting forum
>>63376882
You're a grown man who argues about wrestling on an anime image board. Don't pretend your life is completely in order.
>>63376927
18+
Who based Ceman here?
>>63376936
>American government pays for this fat fuck's internet and everything else
>He uses his time to defend one of the most bland and boring 'stars' on WWE's terrible roster
>>63376968
>This projecting
>>63376989
He looks like the type of guy who gets divas contracts by sleeping with them.
>>63377002
You'd know all about boring and bland wrestlers wouldn't you? you're a Bret Hart fan after all.
>>63376984
>liking Blandy Boreton
18+
>>63377026
>Blandy Boreton
How old are you? I bet your balls haven't even dropped. Post balls with timestamp, kiddo
>Dragon Gate
Absolutely embarrassing.
>>63377002
>Has no counter argument
>Uses my sentence but adds American
I'm not even an Orton fan or a WWE fan. Just calling you out for the shitposter you are. Now I'll steal your line, have some sex.
>>63376989
Right here senpai
>>63377048
>watching outlaw outlaw wrestling
>>63376989
I can see this guy being hated as much as Johnny Ace
in4bliss
>>63376989
>having a job interview with Ceman
>tell him it has always been a dream of yours to be a WWE Superstar
>never take a wrestling class
>get blown the fuck out by ceman on tv
Based.
>no based rollins
is wwe gonna die?
>WE WANT GOLDDUST CHANTS
LMFAO STARKEK BTFO
>>63377049
>has no argument to begin with
>expects a counter-argument
Hilarious
>>63377056
What are you, one of those homophones or something, mate?
>>63377106
>dem empty seats up front and center
>>63377056
>He doesn't watch for CIMA
>>63376871
Those are far from the dumbest spots Angle has ever done. The bump Edge took was particularly safe, height aside.
I forget when in TNA but I think it was some Lockdown or another, Kurt did a moonsault off the top of the cage on a guy who was too close to the corner, not giving Angle a lot of space. His head missed the cage on the descent by a matter of inches. Two people could have died on that crazy, pointless shit on a match that was probably built up like shit because TNA writers were goddamn morons.
Now that Rollins' reign is over, can we agree it wasn't as bad as Bret Hart's?
>>63377085
If anything, it'll be entertaining see how WWE will handle impromptu booking without Seth in the picture. They need a new top heel and a new face of the authority.
If it's a trainwreck it'll be fun to watch in a morbid way and if it's a success then it'll be fun.
>>63377191
As much as I don't like Reigns compared to the other options, he would be perfect for that spot. Sheamus too.
>Jack Swagger can literally have a great match with anyone
holy shit push this guy now
just had a good match with fucking stardust and got the crowd that was silent all fucking night hot as fuck
>>63377078
But isn't that why you sign up to the Performance Centre?
>>63377191
>it'll be entertaining see how WWE will handle impromptu booking without Seth in the picture
>>63377255
Most guys actually do wrestling school then indies. They only sign football players, Olympic wrestlers, weightlifters, people related to WWE superstars, etc. to developmental deals without experience.
>>63377255
only if your a former football player, if your some rando, you need to have some training unless your a woman.
>>63377255
The guy told Ceman it was his dream in a conversation months before arriving at the performance center. So when he said it was his dream at the tryouts he got blown the fuck out because he hadn't practiced at all before the tryout.
>>63377255
You have to have indie experience or hand picked personally by William Regal. You cant just walk in there and say you've always wanted to be a wrestler and you don't even know how to lock up or do a basic hip toss.
Is there any video of Ceman shitting on that guy?
>>63376496
that's not based Seth
Who is this Ceman guy? Must be from some show I have never seen on the Network, or Smackdown.
>>63377404
>based Seth
>blow your own knee out
>based
jasethy
>Canyon Ceman (born June 29, 1972 in Hermosa Beach, California) is a retired beach volleyball player from the United States, who won the silver medal at the 1997 World Championships in Los Angeles, California, partnering Mike Whitmarsh. He is currently the Senior Director of Talent Development for the WWE.
The head of talent development for WWE is a guy who never wrestled. You can't make this shit up. They literally don't give a fuck. hahahaha
>>63377430
>>/woo/
>yfw based brennan wins the tournament
>Lucha Dragons start their push
>get fed to the Wyatts literally a week later
>>63377430
>being the company man and new face of the company
truly an A+ player
>>63377447
Triple H did it twice
Kevin Nash did it as well
>>63376968
>You are a grown man
>>63377467
>triple h
>based
is jasethy 7 feet tall and 300+ lbs of sexy?
>>63377452
>giving up on NFL career he still had a shot at
idk man he should have continued but if he can make it in wrestling why not, it was his other dream but all that money and chance to play more NFL games.
>>63377450
And Vince wonders why WWMEME is going down the toilet.
>>63377490
yea hes going to train and wrestle on it.
>>63377450
wtf is the world championships lmfao
>>63377489
his career was basically done to be honest
>>63377473
>>woo
>not filled with neo-smarks who now turn on Rollins because he has support from marks now.
>>63377501
This looks like more your style >>63376749
wootist.
>>63377450
regal smiley billy gunn sr regal that old english guy and of course hhh have a say.
>>63377501
They hired a fucking volleyball player to scout out wrestling talent. hahahahah
>>63377517
pats had him on their practice squad before he asked of his release.
>>63377554
yeah, that's pretty much done
>>63377450
>>63377501
The man is senile. It shows in the product. People still eat it up.
not into mandrama but what happened to the seth guy?
>>63377589
Fucked his knee up. He'll be out for 6-9 months now.
>>63377589
Torn ACL, MCL, and blew out his knee.
>>63377589
he tore his acl
>>63377589
Torn ACL
>>63377589
ACl and MCL tear and knee injury as well.
>>63377611
People that dislike him should see this. To fucking go through with the move and finish the match takes some guts.
>>63377631
>and finish the match takes some guts.
Well that's what they're trained to do.
C U C K Man Punk marks on suicide watch
U
C
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpJ8XtXl0
Keep crying ;^)
>>63377653
Yes but with a completely fucked knee? I know they're trained for it but not all wrestlers could do that. It's a reason why I can't hate Triple H either.
>>63377653
You now remember when Sin Cara stopped a match over a broken finger.
>>63377674
Based Roman
>>63377065
>>>/cripplechan/
>>63377674
>>63377688
Autism time?
>>63377676
It was fucking hilarious seeing Del Rio kick the shit out of him for it.
>>63377611
>kane just sitting there like a dipshit
>>63377676
then based rio beating his ass for being a pussy.
>>63377674
100 posts in with very little shitposting and this guy shows up to show us his autism.
>>63377675
Really dude? Lots of wrestlers have finished matches with injuries, it's like an impulse, it's why Daniel Bryan got pissed Haitch stopped his match with Orton when his arm went numb. Like someone already mentioned the only sissy stop to a match was original Sin Cara crying over a broken finger.
Why the fuck are you guys obsessed with CM Punk?
>>63377731
Yes I'm aware of that. But a torn ACL and MCL is probably the hardest injury to continue wrestling on.
>>63377759
They blame themselves for his departure and won't forgive themselves so it presents in the form of sarcasm.
>>63377779
You're right about 3 out of 5 of those
>seth is no longer living the dream life
nice
>>63377759
Why can't you spot a samefag outlel?
>>63377674
wasn't even that sick of a burn honestly. roman just has no charisma either, their cheers are just cheap pops
>>63377821
yeah in this situation it's a samefag but there's still plenty of other people here with the autism over him
Roman is /sp/
who /BASEDREIGNS/ here?
>>63377862
Really now?
I know it sounds stupid but I want Big Show or Kane to win the tourney at SS, and then feud with each other, just to see Vince screaming at staff 'They're mastodons, dammit!!'
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET - PYOW!
A MAN WHO COULD LEAP OVER A TALL BUILDING IN A SINGLE BOUND
MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE!
MAGIC
B E A N S
E
A
N
S
>>63377865
MAKE IT REIGN IN THIS BITCH!
>>63377913
Nope
>>63377913
>>63377942
If Reigns gets the belt can they at least have him do something better than a soupunch?
Reminder
>>63377971
Cocking this fist here is his gimmick so no
>>63377971
>not liking the supermeme punch
>>63377986
two fatties
>>63377971
reigns mode it is!
>>63377986
Taller than you, I'm guessing, otherwise you wouldn't be so weirdly salty about it. Are you the same guy that makes all the hardcam screencaps where people you don't like are crouched?
>>63378003
what is that sell from seth rollins lmao
>>63378027
>tfw I got trolled twice already
>>63377990
>>63378027
samecuk
>>63378039
>Unironically letting a manlet half your size beat the shit out of you.
That guy should just kill himself.
>>63378075
Mandrama doesn't belong on /sp/ fagboy.
>>63378039
damn tensnake is a G now but that roid rage though.
>>63378039
When will thy ever lear— oh shit, he's actually pissed off.
>>63378093
go make a strawpoll about it
>>63378107
Of course you are samecuk.
>>63378101
They grow up so fast
>>63378138
Is it cause the basebore season is over you have nothing better to do homo?
>>63378168
>Watches oiled up men grapple each other
>Calls people homo
Does this trigger /wwe/?
>>63378192
It's 1 am in the morning, there's nothing to discuss so I might as well entertain your autism.
>>63378193
But this general isn't titled /heem/.
what does based mean
>>63378197
I don't get his appeal either
>>63378197
No, just the opinion of some irrelevant person who doesn't get payed for his opinions.
>>63378224
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Based
>>63378229
>payed
>>63378197
I'm the one who made that comment actually. Just call me KerryTeagueJoeMark.
>>63378246
>autism
>>63378237
thanks dude
>>63378251
>illiteracy
>Watching SummerSlam 2003
>Mfw I hear them say Lunatic Fringe
>>63378227
Watch his ROH feud with Generico
>>63376989
I don't think this cemen slurping sport is for me, guys
>>63378267
>outlaw wrestling
>>63377674
>CM Punk doesn't care because he's involved with mainstream media now, something Vince always wanted.
>>63378347
Hi Phil. Can you give us an update on your shoulder injury?
Brits are asleep
Who /comfy/ here?
>>63378418
No update. Just being bitter on twitter about WWE is all.
Who has the best theme in WWE and why is it Jack Swagger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx60996AUOk
>>63378447
lel
based punk
>>63378039
>posts videos of manlets beating up taller guys to make himself feel good about being a manlet
lol
>>63378447
That is funny. Punk is still butt hurt.
>>63378463
Watch out. /wweg/ hates CM Punk so much they're unironically acting like they enjoy it when wrestlers point at the sign.
>>63378447
>tfw it took my 20x to get a ticket that i actually liked
>tfw the possibility of no A+ player at mania
>>63378461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us__Go30_kk
>>63378447
You're the bitter one, friend, just remember that it wasn't your fault.
>>63378495
>CMPunk Internet Defense Force
>>63378461
Rusev and Finn Balor
What's the kayfabe reason that wrestlers remove the TVs from the announce table before they put someone through it?
This has always bugged me.
>>63378480
Definitely up there; some of those NXT peeps have some pretty damn good themes.
>>63378326
It's a good feud and they are both in WWE now, I don't see the issue, good wrestling is good wrestling no matter the promotion
>>63378504
>CMPunk Internet Hate Force
>>63378461
apollo crews
>>63378513
Most of the time they put their opponent through a table while they're standing on it too, so I guess they don't wanna risk standing on it and losing their footing?
>>63378447
Oh, haha! Dude, he's like, he's like such a smark, just like me! XD
>>63378242
>if you missed something from about 5 years ago, you are underage
>I think 5 years is ages ago
I think we both know who is underage.
>>63378530
Apollo Crew's isn't even the best on NXT.
>>63378535
They have never explained it, 18+ or not, you are a faggot. There is no kayfabe reason, just like there's no kayfabe reason HHH holds the end of his sledgehammer and jabs his hand into the opponents gut with less force than a punch.
>>63378513
Now that you bring it up, why is putting someone through the announcers table is not a DQ but through a regular table is? Why bashing someone into the steel steps is not DQ but anything involving a chair is?
Someone told me it's because those are parta of the ring and not illegal to use but chairs and tables are foreign objects. But there's always tables under the ring and chairs all around.
It's 2am I shouldn't be givibg kayfabe much thought
>>63378588
>checking the times on every post
If I see something to reply to while scrolling through, I'm gonna reply.
>>63377767
Not really. I have a friend who tore her ACL being drunk and falling down some steps one night. She still spent the entire night dancing.
>>63378628
I guess the logic is that the announce table and the steps are a part of the wrestling environment.
The tables and chairs are placed under the ring by gnomes and are therefore illegal.
>>63378644
I was so mad I posted an entire sentence about it before I could move on.
>>63378628
It's not worth thinking about; wrestling has 'rules' just to form a base and they'll manipulate it to suit the match.
Technically, climbing to the top rope is illegal and should start a ten-count but you barely see it these days.
>>63378688
Finally going to go out to apply for some jobs? Or just going to waste the day telling people to have sex if they don't like who you like?
>>63378730
Why would I get a job when I get money for being an alcoholic? Why would I want other people to have sex?
They should give a comedy-heel gimmick to someone like Sandow where they follow the rules so stringently that when a face does something mundane like a closed fist strike, he'll jump out and ring the bell himself and refuse to continue.
>>63378675
Torn ACL, MCL and Meniscus is what Seth had, he alse put Kane on his shoulders for a powerbobm right after it.
>>63378675
She must have been shitfaced if she could just dance it off
>>63378763
Closed fists aren't banned in WWE though
>>63378773
Ive never torn an ACL or anything before but from what ive heard you can walk on them right after the tear. It's the day afterwards that it's severely painful.
>>63378675
I tore my ACL and meniscus and I couldn't walk for at least a week, she's an absolute mad man
>>63378763
Would only work if they also found ways to gain an unfair advantage themselves without technically breaking any rules, kinda like Eddie did. KO could pull it off without too much comedy.
>>63378819
>that one autist who makes fake twitter posts
Why?
>>63378779
Oh right, so they are. Been watching too much older stuff lately.
Hell, could still argue it anyway with a combined traditionalist gimmick.
>>63378831
>Eddie "Lie, Cheat and Steal" Guerrero
>Not cheating
wut
>>63378843
that was on his real account, he got "hacked"
>>63378513
you try to hurt not injure
>>63378831
I feel it would look stupid if it was done seriously. It'd have to be super over the top.
>>63378843
That was when he got hacked.
>>63378858
Wrestlemania 20 where he loosened his boot so he could slip out of the ankle lock. Didn't break any rules.
>>63378953
He still cheated as a face, I remember him using brass knucks on the Big Show, everyone loved it.
>>63378944
>some neckbeard was so booty blasted about memesaro's sweaty swiss roll that he hacked a twitter account
Sad tbqh
>>63378906
Eddie was taken seriously and KO kind of already behaves a bit like this. I agree it would work great as a comedy gimmick though, under Bo Dallas or maybe the Vaudevillians.
>>63379030
Still hating on Frank the Clown?
Don't you have anything better to do?
>>63378992
It was pretty fucking hilarious just how retarded it all was.
>>63377019
> le every bong is bretchad meme
Found the newshit lads
> marking for blandy
18+ faggot
>>63378197
this FAT FATASS, SAMOAN JOE
>>63377430
> less than a 1000 drunks
So it was the modern day Flair vs Steamboat then?
>>63379081
we can rebuild him
>>63378461
Too short
>>63379168
We can make him stronger
>>63378197
no theres some true in there.
>>63379081
So much for the "dissapointed in you" angle
>>63379237
Wouldn't make sense. Happened to him too. Then again, continuity isn't WWE's strong suit.
Has Seth ever been referred to as "the A+ player" by himself or the Authority?
>>63379263
That's what Noelle Foley screams in bed.
>>63379067
What's even sadder is that he actually thought it was helping cesaro. Now the meme section signs. When will reddit learn?
>>63379326
The section signs are correct. I don't know why you guys get so buttflustered about it.
>>63377589
His career is over and he will never perform the same way again
>>63379363
Gping against vince's will isn't a good idea whether you agree with it or not. You're just giving him more of an excuse for more burials. Besides, there's only one smark that actually brings the signs and then the rest of the people hold them up to look special. I'm willing to bet that most people holding a meme section sign don't give two shits about the internet darling
>>63376496
thats not Styles
>>63379326
Fucking idiots I tell ya.
>>63379081
still has his adopted A+ player sons back, damn hhh.
>>63379326
>>63379433
heres the thread
>>63379453
I hope a homeless person hit him with a steelchair
>>63378461
Ascension or Balor desu
>>63379413
>Gping against vince's will isn't a good idea whether you agree with it or not
They planned an evolution triple threat at WM30. If it wasn't for the fans outrage this wouldn't have happened.
What's wrong with showing support to the guy you like?
>>63379534
so it lead to severely injuring a guy people liked pretty much ending his career.
>>63379534
>They planned an evolution triple threat at WM30. If it wasn't for the fans outrage this wouldn't have happened.
what? no.
the main event would be randy vs orton. then triple h would have a match with punk.
>>63379554
>if you support a guy he's going to get injured
Your logic take strange leaps
>>63379534
The chant was over, not him. Casuals loved that shit and so they rooted for bryan to keep on yessing. You can't force a wrestler to be over with Vince and everyone else just like he can't force a wrestler to be over with the fans.
>>63379564
>randy vs orton
Trust no one, not even your self.
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63379569
>The chant was over, not him
When will this meme end?
>>63379569
>The chant was over, not him.
>>63379571
>implying you wouldnt mark for HEY! legend killer randy vs the viper orton
>>63379571
Oh kek. I meant randy vs batista.
>>63379581
when it stops being true.
>>63379617
Brie in the single most embarrassing person on the current roster.
>>63379626
>not Sandow
Jadeveon Clowney fucked up his knee and his football career has never been the same. Lets also take into consideration that this isn't something and modern medicine wasn't enough to make him 100%. Lets not forget how he is much younger than Seth.
Face it, Seth's career is over. If you disagree you are either retarded or in denial.
>>63379617
>chant is over
>means the guy who made it isnt over
D- don't bother seeing me after class.
>>63379590
>this is almost two years ago
>that unison perfect pop
God I miss le Bryan pham :(
>>63379649
>handegg = wrestling
>>63379658
Same amount of impact if not worse
>>63379650
The only reason he IS over is because of the chant. Try to imagine a daniel bryan withiut it. He would be boring as hell, especially to casuals and normies
>>63379569
>the chants were over, not him
>>63379650
>>means the guy who made it isnt over
the random mma guy bryan stole it from?
>>63379667
Bryan would have gotten over with anything else though, he rolls a natural 20 on all crowd relations
>>63379610
I still mark when I hear the feedback of Burn in my Light. Just to be angry and dissapointed.
>>63379667
>Try to imagine a daniel bryan withiut it. He would be boring as hell, especially to casuals and normies
You mean like his entire career before the WWE?
>>63379681
>Bryan would have gotten over with anything else though
right like all his other gimmicks? kane saved his career with team hell no and the yes chant made him over.
>>63379667
Bryan got over as the best indie wrestler without the chant.
>>63379683
which will go to his hospital room first?
>>63379697
I'd like to see how any wrestler would do with a virgin gimmick program with the bella twins.
>>63379667
>try to imagine Undertaker without the spooky entrance, he would be boring as hell
>try to imagine Brock Lesnar without Paul Heyman, he would be boring as hell
This is how you sound
>>63379697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH_Ic8bTyDU
Natural 20 baby, every time.
>>63379717
ryder and bo would have done better at it.
>>63379723
He's really good, man.
>>63379723
Knowing that these old NXT episodes were completely unscripted makes this so much better.
>>63379723
God DAMN Bryan looks fucking amazing like that
He's so fucking hideous with the long hair/beard
So is Frank the clown really having sex with Noelle? Top kek, is he rich or something?
>>63379723
>Miz, Miz, Miz. He is better than you.
Fucking Regal
>tfw you will never be able to grow a manly beard like Luke Haper
I feel so inadequate as a man
>>63379757
How do you know? That semi-kayfabe comeback from The Miz could be perfectly scripted, even if he's that good.
>>63379767
Yes and yes
>>63379723
>>63379757
Are you telling me Bryan attacking Cole was unscripted?
How was Vince okay with any of this?
>>63379767
He has a good trust fund, apparently, but he's been with Noelle for ages.
>>63379780
At least you are not getting as bald as him
>>63379784
He could have worked it out with Cole beforehand.
>>63379784
The attack wasn't for real, you dum dum
>>63379784
You're right, that segment actually was scripted. I was wrong. It was the first scripted segment Bryan ever had on NXT though. But it still makes all the other episodes gold since none of the wrestlers knew what to expect most of the time during those shows.
>>63379649
Jadaveon Clowney had microfracture surgery
That is why he fucking sucked
I want to cuddle with big match John
>>63376496
That's a weird way to spell Dalton Castle
>>63379953
Jadeveon Clowney is too small, that's why he fucking sucks in the NFL.
>>63377611
>he puts no pressure on his left leg after he clears the turnbuckle
>still looks like a perfect powerbomb
seriously a wrestling god
>>63379723
Holy fuck this is gold
>>63379649
Check out this idiot. Triple tore his quad and went for 10 more years.
god these threads have become fucking boring
>>63380081
In fact, he tore both of his quads.
>>63380090
Should we begin the waifu wars again?
>mfw we buried Randyfag
>mfw we buried DEVITT
>mfw Sweden thinks he has any chance of us seeing his post
the absolute madman
post scat you fucking bitch
>>63380104
Easy Mohammed.
>yfw tournament final is trips vs brock
>and trips goes over
http://www.wwe.com/inside/batista-spectre-james-bond-hinx-daniel-craig-interview-28163849
post you're entrance theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
>>63380248
>90s bully heel gimmick
Holy shit, you're going to get either mad heat or total indiference.
Who's ready for big show to win the strap??
>me when someone talks shit about my waifu
What was the last match this company had between two faces that respected each other?
NXT Apollo vs Balor doesn't count.
>>63379707
Noelle.
>>63380341
BMJ and Cesaro
>>63380248
https://youtu.be/iy7JI9VfvzU
The guitar riff at the end is dope.
When is Bliss getting the belt?
>>63380116
>mfw I buried rumblelad so hard he doesn't even show his face around here no more
>36,000(packed)
>>63380368
I wish WWE still used real music so Seth could have an actual hardcore song.
>>63380369
Spoiler alert she loses against Bayley.
Seth Rollins needs some #bullfit
>>63377611
Oh what tragedy hath CrossFit wrought.
If only Seth had been doing his low bar squats to proper depth for sets of five, his knee wouldn't look like John Cena's face.
>>63377688
Who names their fucking dog "Larry"?
>>63380434
this is my favorite pic+filename and I mark for it every time senpai
>>63380449
Rusev is the God of Reaction Images.
>>63377688
if he had bant skills like this on the mic we would all like him desu
>>63377688
Is there a beef between these two?
>>63377611
Fuck man. I'm not a fan of Seth but injuring yourself hard like that and still trying to do the spot...that gets to me.
>Roman beats Kevin Bacon in the final to win the world title
>booes
>FELLAAAAAA
>obligatory MITB pop
>Fella gets cheered
>Roman wins
>booed more
>tfw Rusev isn't around to reunite with Lana and join the authority as the new top heel world champion
Feels bad pham
>>63380599
Better him than David Arquette.
>>63380614
Wouldn't mind desu
How does one become the WWEWHC? Talent and effort?
>>63380725
and having the look.
>>63380373
> implying you ran anyone out
> implying you didnt just mop up my sloppy seconds from the true BTFOings of rumblelad
>>63380777
Maybe we should run you out like the true GOAT Shawn Michaels ran out that B+ player Bret Hart.
>>63379067
last four post were pure cancer
/wwe/, you've just been tasked with selecting 16 superstars to participate in the WWEWHC championship tournament. You have no control over who goes over. You can only choose active, non-injured wrestlers who work for WWE (including NXT)
>>63380946
16 is way too many, that's like all the good wrestlers in the company.
>>63378347
>Punk
>Involved with mainstream media
He's, what, done a few podcasts and wrote a comic.
Super main stream.
Oh right, I forgot, he's totally going to fight in UFC. That's definitely a thing that's going to happen.
Del Rio
Big E
Cesaro
Ambrose
Ziggler
Swagger
Owens
Barrett
Kofi
Bray
Miz
Reigns
Sheamus
Neville
Zack Ryder or Heath Slater
>>63380946
Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, John Cena, Cesaro, Kevin Owens, Bray Watt, Kane, Big E, Neville, Randy Orton, Rusev, Sheamus, Brock Lesnar, Apollo Crews, Luke Harper and Braun Strowman.
>>63380980
>Orton
injured
>Rusev
injured
>Bork
le limited appearances man
>Cena
On holiday
>>63380976
>signed to a contract
>not going to be held to that contract
>>63380946
Cesaro and 15 black guys.
Your move Vince.
>>63380988
In that case, I'd have to keep Brock and pick Miz, Del Rio and HHH.
which diva would you let fart in your face?
Paige for me
If layla was still employed, her.
>>63379723
Magnificient
>>63381044
>Lala
Why does /wwe/ like elderly women so much?
>>63381003
he picks his real nigga apollo "just like that black place in new york where we used to pass sometimes!"
>>63381060
She was better looking than the majority of the divas roster now and shes high test as fuck. Are you telling me you dont think shes hot? I question your sexuality m8. You must be from Brighton
>>63381066
I prefer younger women. I'd take Bliss, Bailey, JoJo, Paige, Carmella or either Bella over Layla. Maybe even Tamina too.
>>63380946
Reigns
Ambrose
Sheamus
Owens
Del Rio
Taker
Kane
Wyatt
Finn Balor
Samoa Joe
Dolph Ziggler
Neville
Cesaro
Ryback
The Miz
Big Show
>>63381079
Why would she attempt a Super German so low like that?
>>63380785
Fucking try it mate
Bretchad has racked up more ausshit bodies than the gooks did to you on Darwin
Those fruitpicking auscunts over on /cric/ and /rug/ dont whisper in fear about the fabled Essex Antipodean Killing Machi-ane for nothing pham, fucking try me
Im ready brah, fuck you and your son
>>63381098
>Maybe even Tamina too.
lmAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
>had a dream where I was being trained by SCSA and traveling with Samoa Joe who was giving me tips
>I apparently had a lariat that brought a tear to Stunning Steve's eye
>then I woke up
>>63381114
God just gave you very specific instructions.
>>63381098
What terrible b8
End yourself randyfag
>>63381109
She can't wrestle.
>>63381110
Darwin is a place not a time.
>>63381151
Spend some time reading up on your history instead of huffing petrol m8, shouldnt be too hard seeing as ausfailia is only a 200 year old prison colony
>>63381176
Do you call the Blitz London?
>>63381197
London is an actual relevant city, so its different
Balor vs Crews vs Joe vs Corbin for NXT title at Takeover:London?
>>63381263
>darwin is so irrelevant you use its name to describe an event that took place there
>london is so relevant its name doesn't even matter
It took you 15 minutes to come up with that blunt dissection?
>>63381272
Doubt it, it will probably just be Joe and Balor
>>63378447
>44m
>43m
What's your favourite wrasslin compilation video on youtube lads? Here is mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX3_lzITE
ROPPONGI
>>63381322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i-sRAdk7YE
>>63381285
ok so then Apollo vs Baron at KO:London. I kinda don't want but they'll probably deliver.
Anyway watch Ishii vs. Honma? Holy shit!
>>63381411
Is that the PPV? When was it?
>>63376844
Why is Paige such a qt, lads?
>>63381278
Wtf are you even babbling on about you fruitpicking cunt
Australian people died at Darwin, thats why i said Darwin
>>63377688
I can't find it. :^(
>>63381553
>Bretchad has racked up more ausshit bodies than the gooks did to you on Darwin
>on Darwin
>on
>>63376496
is your body ready?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vhJkPFYHps
>>63381564
>>63381588
Great job, 'Straia.
>>63380341
Daniel Bryan vs John Cena
>>63381579
*the area in the vicinity of the ramshackle shantytown of Darwin
Better?
>>63381579
> admitting it
Lol what a kuck
>>63381666
>>63381675
>packed up and move half a world away
>still have a better grasp on English than the natives
You should really just kill yourselves.
>>63381272
I hope so. Would be pretty good.
>>63381411
>>>/wew/
>>63381751
I just watched that on youtube before watching the Stan Hansen one lol
>>63381696
> packed up
You mean locked up and moved convict
Post yfw Ausfailia's national hero is a bank robber with a baked bean tin on his head
>>63381411
who?
>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/
Not a sport.
Who based Canyon Ceman here?
>>63381915
I hope the recurring theme is that he BTFO of somebody and bury them every episode.
>>63381751
Selling a good clothestine is an art
MEXIMERICA
>>63381915
Canyon Ceman is a Volleyball player who never wrestled in charge of finding talent for WWE.
ROPPONGI
>>63382713
Judging by the current talent on NXT roster, he's doing a great job at it. Your gimmick is not going to catch up.
>>63381915
Another /Cemanite/ reporting in.
>>63382754
NXT is gay though.
>>63382813
That's a good thing right?
>>63381751
I love when people do a flip after a powerful looking clothesline tbqh
>>63382448
The World's Greatest Nation desu.
>>63377523
>Rollins has support from marks
Ratings suggest otherwise.
>>63383777
>Rollins is the only one to held accountable of the ratings
>not the shit format, the shit booking and the shit writing that give us non stop unlikeable babyfaces, uninteresting storylines and awful paced shows
>no, the problem is Seth, obviously
>>63383864
>it's not the most-pushed Superstar's fault that ratings are dwindling whatsoever
>delusional asSpain'd marks
>>63383864
Well considering the fact that the entire show has revolved around Rollins for a year now...
>>63377816
>At home living off his downside fucking his Nazi girlfriend
Yeah thats totally not living the dream life.
>>63384115
>he thinks the nazi isn't going to dump him now that he's not champ
>>63383933
The most pushed star is Reigns buddy, Seth has been far from pushed or protected as champ.
>>63384115
He's still gonna appear on UUDD though.
So I imagine he's still travelling to some degree.
TNA had Mexican America has a team first, remember?
>>63384151
>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
>Seth has opened and closed most Raws
>been Champ for the majority of the year
>m-muh Reigns
>delusional asspained smarks
>>63382754
> le NXT is good meme
Back to reddit with the rest of the fatties
>>63384199
>Loses 19 out of 20 matches since winning the US title
>He is so pushed!
Yeah no.
>>63384247
>>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
>>63384257
He is. Stop being delusion Bretfag.
>>63384286
>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
>>63384247
Just ignore him
>>63384356
>Nothing to say
>Keeps going repeating the same thing with fedora images to get the last word
Yupp thats definitely Bretfag, you are pretty pathetic desu, the fact that you have nothing real to say just shows he is the most pushed guy.
>>63384151
>>63384247
>>63384286
>>63384436
>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
>>63384464
>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
So now that Big Show is confirmed for winning the tournament, is this just gonna be a transitional reign for Sheamus to cash in or what?
>>63384646
>Big Show is confirmed for winning the tournament
He's not, you stupid fuck
can someone who has been keeping up with new japan tell me what the young lions have been up to
With Seth out will they finally start protecting KO?
Rollins has ALREADY played his match vs. Axel.
>>63384695
>they haven't been protecting KO already
>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
>>63384286
my money says its randyfag
>>63384695
Will you fuck off to reddit?
>>63384115
>ywn have a qt nazi gf
Seth truly livin' the dream.
>>63384247
And yet Seth would get like an 1 hour of screen time each week on Raw.
Post fedora opinions
>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
>I am from Spain
>They should protect KO more
>Baron Corbin isn't ready
>>63384851
>qt
>>63384886
>I cant even talk to a fucking girl but I know what all wrestling fans around the world want better than Vince & the booking team
>>63384744
>>63384804
>Samefag
Will you get a trip already bretfag.
>>63384886
>Bret Hart was one of the greatest champions ever
>Ric Flair isn't the GOAT wrestler
>Randy Orton is a wanna be Stone Cold
>KO is protected
>>63384940
>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
>>63384940
No, it isnt samefag. You are just a dumb pseudo-smark and I cringe at your shit opinions.
>>63384968
>Thinking a screenshot proves anything
M'lady.
>>63384966
I don't wanna engage in your guys' little shitposting marathon but how is KO not protected?
>>63385000
because if you get pinned once then you are BURIED xD
>>63385000
How do you think KO is protected is the better question, you clearly don't understand what protecting a wrestler is.
>>63384995
>The most pushed star is Reigns buddy
wish this thread wasn't full of retards who just won't accept that people have different opinions tbqh
>>63385029
Yeah it means maintaining that they're a threat.
He has taken like two cleans pins in months and basically everyone he's fucked with he always ends up pinning clean.
>>63385046
>Seth being ratings poison
>an opinion
RECORD LOWS
>>63385071
He came up as a monster in NXT and now he is a chicken shit who wins off distractions and roll ups, thats not protecting him or his character.
>>63385046
It is full of retards with dumb opinions who need to go back to reddit or /wooo/ until they have had sex.
>>63385107
There's no current active wrestler who could be a good draw in WWE as the WWEWHC though
>>63385109
>and now he is a chicken shit who wins off distractions and roll ups
>KO is a standard chicken shit
So you're stupid. I see.
>>63385122
>Says the virigin who spends his whole day on 4chan
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>>63385145
>>63385160
>>63385109
>There's no current active wrestler who could be a good draw in WWE
>Reigns is the most pushed star buddy\
>I wish they'd protect by boy fat owens fat
>>63385107
People don't draw in WWE and haven't for about a decade the brand does and the WWE brand as a whole is floundering.
>>63385145
>everyone is terrible so that means Seth isn't
jej
>>63385160
Except we both know the only virgin here is you, you can reply saying I am a virgin but I know I am not and you know you are :)
>>63385186
>it's not Seth's fault
>it's everyone else's!
>Reigns is the most pushed star buddy
>>63385198
I'm not defending Seth much here as I think his title reign was rather shit but mostly because of the fact how he was booked
>>63385186
Bryan could be a solid draw if he wasn't injuried all the time
>>63385224
>Projecting
Pretty pathetic tbqh.
>>63385145
Owens and Cesaro could be.
I blame Benoit for this mess
>I enjoy John Cena
>Cena is good for TV
When will this meme end?
>>63385145
Bryan was a draw. His segments were usually the highest rated of the show.
>>63385234
WWE was bound and determined to kill Bryan as a draw, he was going to be fed to Brock at SummerSlam like Cena but not have a competitive return match at NoC.
>>63385339
PLEASE have sex.
>>63385354
nice meme
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>63385426
Sethfag BTFO and mad as fuck
RECORD LOWS
>>63385252
Problem is they are only liked by a specific group of people, whereas a real good draw applies to a way bigger audience
>>63385352
I guess there could be some truth in what you're saying as they tried to kill his momentum before WM30 with joining Wyatts, for example. Shit didn't work at all. He's too over to be killed down even right now.
>>63385349
Because Bryan applies to a wider audience and is universally liked, I guess
>The Usos on Smackdown
>their fucking tattoo'd legs
That's fucking disgusting. I never noticed that before, please wear shinpads.
You're already boring enough don't offend me with your egregiously inked bodies.
>>63385476
>Problem is they are only liked by a specific group of people, whereas a real good draw applies to a way bigger audience
KO is pretty fucking over with marks and smarks alike. You can tell because he has all that niche merch on the WWE Shop so that means he's doing a good job moving it.
Cesaro could get over much more universally like that if they tweaked his character and made him a silent bad-ass as opposed to ever talking.
Naked Mideon should have another run in wwe, should improve the ratings
Seth Rollins injured Knee there's going to be a new WWE WHC
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>63385511
Agreed desu. A man of his many talents would spike the ratings for sure.
>>63385507
>Cesaro could get over much more universally like that if they tweaked his character and made him a silent bad-ass as opposed to ever talking.
Yeah hed be real good at being a badass
>>63385533
Horrible fucking AA.
>>63385604
>those lightning fast reflexes
>Big Tony ready to strike and kill KO with one errant fist
>Cesaro will never make love to you
jdimsa
>>63377611
Oh shit, I didn't realise he finished the spot as well. Fucking hell the guy gives 110%.
>>63385959
Only 10% of viewers stay tuned in when they hear his music.
>Cena (transitioning away from wrestling to tv)
>Seth Rollins (ACL/MCL)
>Daniel Bryan (concussions)
>Randy Orton (shoulder)
>Rusev (foot)
>Hideo Itami (shoulder)
>Sami Zayn (shoulder)
>Big Cass (leg)
>Nikki Bella (??)
>Tyson Kidd (neck)
>Jey Uso (returned this past week)
>Christian (concussions)
>Santino Marella (neck)
>Jamie Noble
>Sting (back/old)
>Lana (wrist)
How bad of a situation is WWE in?
>>63386080
>How bad of a situation is WWE in?
Seth just got injured o pretty good.
>>63386080
Nikki I think has a herniated disk or something.
>>63386080
Christian probably shouldnt be on that list. He got his concussion a year and a half ago, they pretty much had no use for him after that, and now hes seemingly no longer with the company.
>>63386080
>Big Cass (leg)
When did this happen?
>>63386239
and John a herniated dick lmao
>>63386290
Supposedly it's a legit injury, but they're playing it up as a kayfabe one on NXT.
Must of happened at a house show.
>>63386080
DB has been cleared for quite some time from everyone but the WWE doctors.
I wonder what they're gonna do with this shirt senpai
>>63386080
Cas's injury is a work, also half of those guys are jobbers, part timers, NXTers or just don't wrestle any more (seriously, Marella?).
But yeah, Rollins Cena Bryan and Orton all out isn't best for business. It will be interesting to see who, if anyone, steps up - or if anyone even gets a chance either side of Reigns' big push and muh Sheamus.
>>63386443
>yfw Kane shows up on RAW wearing it
>>63386443
>Karma: LOLCENAWINS
*cough*
thump
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