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>>
wena nido, y tus monos chinos
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>anime in the OP
shit thread will not participate
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>>63363825
>>63363845
>being chilean
my condolences tbqh
>>
Bournemouth vs Newcastle
>2-2
West Ham vs Everton
>1-2
Leicester City vs Watford
>2-2
Norwich City vs Swansea City
>2-1
Sunderland vs Southampton
>1-4
Man United vs West Brom
>0-0
Stoke City vs Chelsea
>2-0

Aston Villa vs Man City
>0-3
Liverpool vs Crystal Palace
>1-1
Arsenal vs Tottenham
>1-2
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>>63363825
k/a/waii edition ^_^
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>>63363925
lol
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> Ranieri wants to kill the Watford manager

Why do Leicester hire such nutters?
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Inler, Behrami and Shaqiri have all been called up for the next international games. And Abdi hasn't, because of reasons.
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>>63363925
>Harry

meme name desu~~
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Going for it this week lads:

>Bournemouth vs Newcastle
0-0
>West Ham vs Everton
1-1
>Leicester City vs Watford
6-3
>Norwich City vs Swansea City
3-3
>Sunderland vs Southampton
0-4
>Man United vs West Brom
0-0
>Stoke City vs Chelsea
3-2
>Aston Villa vs Man City
1-5
>Liverpool vs Crystal Palace
3-3
>Arsenal vs Tottenham
0-1
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>>63364080
>6-3
B O L D
O
L
D

I like it anon
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>>63364197
Leicester v Watford games have always been fucking mental. With Leicester leaking and scoring loads of goals, it's gonna be a cricket score
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>>63364080
Bournemouth Newcastle will never end 0-0
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>>63364080
Good predictions m7
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YOUR WHOLE SELF IN
YOUR WHOLE SELF OUT
IN OUT IN OUT
YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
YOU DO THE DELE ALLI AND TURN AROUND
AND THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
OOOOOOOOOOOH DELE ALLI
OOOOOOOOOOOH DELE ALLI
KNEES BENT ARMS STRETCHED
RA RA RA
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>>63363925
All this means is that muslims are less creative than Brits
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What happened?
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>>63364446
comfy
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>>63364446
His wife had breast reduction surgery.
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Op reminded me of this

hello from 2006

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/681/
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>>63364446
>>63364473
how do we fix him lads?
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>>63364446
>>63364473
Why is he always crying?
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>>63364473
>still wearing his comfy slippers
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>Ireland
>an shit filled toilet pan

what's difference?
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>fabian Delph returning to Villa park

Mite b interesting
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>>63364346
>>
why is /epl/so fucking ded now abdays m8?

murican sports have about 5 genereals each at the top of the catalog
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>63364590
time to move to reddit t.b.h.
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>>63364603
r soccer is alright but much too nice for my liking. everything is so tame and too polite
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is this where we'll be watching Salford City FC tonight on BBC in the FA Cup first round proper? or shall we make a new thread for that?
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>>63364590
All the people who came for the memes and shitposting went elsewhere.

>>63364622
Five hours yet to think about it desu.
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Who /going down/ here?

>Invited
Villa
Sunderland
Newcastle
Bournemouth
Norwich
Chelsea

>Not invited
Everyone else
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>>63364636
I could see one of Swansea, Stoke or West Brom having a bit of a collapse.
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Lads football isnt taking enough of my time im thinking of getting another sports

So far
>rugby
>nfl
>nba

Which is the best?
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>>63364622
>good fa cup game on bbc
>good championship game on sky sports
Going to be a fun evening
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>>63364651
Think it's a pretty closed shop this season between the first 5 I mentioned.

I think Swansea have the quality to stay out of it, Stoke have the players and the manager they just need time to gel and West Brom can 1-0 their way to survival.

Personally I just want it all to end as only playing during April and May has gone on long enough and it stopped being funny the 3rd time.
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>lunchtime kick off tomorrow
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Cute words for "vagina" dictionary.

English:
- Cookie
- Punani
- Coochie
- Foof

Hungarian:
- Nuni
- Nuna

Portuguese:
- Passarinha
- Piriquita

German:
- Muschi

Finnish:
- Pimppi
- Toosa

Swedish:
- Snippa

Spanish
- Arepa

Keep them coming anons, any language is allowed, everything will be reviewed.
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>>63365113
Solid broadcaster choice "what do you mean there are people that don't watch football on TV?"

Swansea away on a Tuesday night will be fun.
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>>63364473
>Falcao always looking sad these days
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>>63364590
Yuro/sp/ has been successfully killed
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nottingum vs darby later lads
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>>63363871
Fuck off nigger
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>>63363825

dear chile: thank you for based pelligrini

/topoftheleague/ desu
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Who /facup/, tonight?
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>>63363856
> Dane-on says he doesn't like /a/
> Dane secretly faps to Love Live characters when not watching the Prem

I won't judge you m8.
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>>63365260
>>63365470
Which to pick?
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>>63365260
Forgot they exist, lol
Hope it's a bore draw with 5 red cards.
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You may only post in this thread if your team won it's respective European game this week, if your team was not in Europe you are also welcome.
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>>63365610

here
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>>63365610
Wasn't playing in europe but beat a team from another country (Cardiff)
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>>63365591
Why are Direby and Florist so bad? Why do their fans go on about muh clough and muh euro cups when the only people in their family timeline to remember it would be their grandparents?

Plastic tbqh.
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>Midland 'rivalries'

Woeful
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>>63363825

What team does Chitanda support? I'd guess Liverpool.
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>>63365699
>london derbies that happen so often they have no meaning at all
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>>63365728

Im from duh north senpai. And i agree that midland rivalries are miles better than London ones.
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>implying any of your "derbies" come close to the edge fest that is Wrexham vs. Chester

Step it up
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>>63365699
Because Arsenal/Spurs is an epic tense north London derby, yeah?
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wish I was mata 2bh
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>>63365117
fodo in konkani desu
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>>63365801

All of the north London derbies in recent memory have been great to be quite fair
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>>63365838
how do footballers always manage to dress like shit despite all that money
>>
Liverpool is one healthy Henderson away from EPL champions.
Best passing and aerial CB in the league
Best hardman CB in the league
Best leftback and best rightback in the league
Best 10 in the league
Best manager in the league
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>>63366290
Mata looks alright tbph
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>>63366290
shut up chino wanker.
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>>63366290

Post your fit fuccboi
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>>63363825
good OP my friend
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>The Football Association has published details of the moment Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho approached referee Jon Moss at half-time during the match against West Ham United on 24 October 2015.

>When myself and my colleagues left the field of play at half time, as we entered the tunnel area to get to our dressing room, Mr Mourinho the Chelsea manager was waiting for us clearly agitated and began aggressively asking about first half decisions. Rather than publicly speak to him I asked him to step into the entrance of my dressing room escorted by Simon Sutton, the West Ham United Security Manager. Mr Mourinho asked me about a tackle, an offside and a goal line clearance. I gave him brief answers to his questions. After this I asked him to leave the dressing room area. He refused. I asked him again. After he refused again I asked Mr Sutton to escort him from the room. At this point Mr Mourinho became very aggressive and animated. He shouted that you [expletive] referees are weak…Wenger is right about you…you are [expletive] weak. I advised Mr Mourinho not to take his position in the technical area for the second half.

>you will never be obsessed with anyone as much as Mou is with Wenger
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Too much optimism, players too happy, at least in public, after an own-goal + freekick win against a shit team. Chelsea will not win against Stoke and that will be the end of Baba as leftback for Chelsea.
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>>63366414
Jesus Christ, he really has lost hasn't he? Dude need to go to some easy job like PSG or Celtic and ride it into the sunset before he goes permanently mad
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>>63365838

>tfw every time I go out in NQ I keep an eye open for Mata

Would buy him a drink 2BH and ask him about THAT overhead kick
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>>63366414

Wtf, how can he disagree with a goal line technology decision?
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>>63366443
Meh, I've seen him do worse.
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>>63366290
Talk shit, post fit, nerd.
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>>63366457
CONSPIRACY
U
N
T
S
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who is the biggest legend you've met?
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>>63366576
i was a concert one time and i hopped in the mosh pit with my glasses on and my legendary friend fell down and found my glasses and held on to them and they weren't even scratched. legendary man was in the pit for 2 hours with em
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>>63366443
>Mouyes at Celtic
I'm throwing all my money at the screen but nothing happens.
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is there anything worse than jonathan wilsons wife?

slag does my head in
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>>63366414
>Wenger is right about you
Why is he so obsessed? Just sad man.
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>>63366414
>Wenger is right about you
This is how we know the story is bullshit and part of the greater referee conspiracy against Chelsea
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At least post good anime.
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>>63366414
>muh Wenger
lmao
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>>63366688
You first.
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>>63366688
Looks shit, gross and not cute.
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>>63366576

I would have to say I am the biggest legend ive ever met.
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>>63363856

this. see you in the next thread
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>>63365619
>not posting the original
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>>63366688
>Not K-ON
Fuck off reddit
>>
>>63366711
>>63366704
>>63366748
Tatami Galaxy is no Wakaba Girl but it's ok.
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Stoke is going to lose against Chelsea and this board is going to be mad as fuck

You just know
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>>63366856
fuck off
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>>63366856
I'm going to be proper mad if Chelsea wins against Stoke easily only one week after having fucked up in the league cup.
>>
king here, what's up boys
>>
Who is the best English youth prospect according to you?
>>
>>63366907
How do you feel about all your fav trips being gone and likely dead?
>>
>>63366907
Who?
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>>63366933
they're not dead, just in hiding - i can call them out when i want

>>63366934
haha very funny
>>
>>63366926
barkley, at least isn't a fast paced black man
>>
>>63366974
He actually is.
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>>63366974
that is sarcasm, right?
>>
>>63366926

Butland
>>
MAGIC OF THE CUP
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>>63366926
the only english player with world class potential is still jack fucking wilshire
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>>63367053
sort your life out, fuck sake
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>>63367031
>>63367042
He doesn't have pace at all m8s
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>>63367066
>>
>>63367069
how?
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>>63367085
get a job
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>>63367067
>who's Dele Alli
>>
>>63367053

/r9k/ is that way.
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>>63367093
been trying for 14 months family
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>>63367103
immigrate to sweden
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>>63367098
pay debts
>>
>>63367112
no money
couldn't even afford a plane ticket over there at the moment
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>>63367083
He's still black though.
>>
>>63367132
Swim
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>>63367053
feel a bit sorry for your old mumsie

do you reckon she needs a shag or something to keep her motivated? Hit me up if she's down, I have a six pack.

pm me
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>>63367156
i'll eat your cum out her fanny too
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>>63367156
she's 64 m8
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>>63366926
Answer is blatantly Harry Kane.
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>>63366688
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>>63367179
He's Irish though
>>
Lads betting on Vardy to score this weekend, missed every other goal.

So his little run ends this weekend then
>>
Booooooooooooooooooring board
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>>63367202
come on mate don't be a dick
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>>63367168
>having 64 year old mother
How old are you?
>having a 64 year old mother who's not retired yet
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>>63367201
So's Rooney. He's still le one of our own.
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>>63367215
Retirement age is 65 and that's not compulsory.
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>>63367215
My mum is in her 60s...

Its not that odd
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>>63367202
Good lad

I'll bet on him not to score
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>>63367209
Sorry m8.

these odds though :(
>>
>>63367215
>having a teenage-pregnancy cheeky slag for a mum
SKRUB

I'm 22 and my mum's 60 next year.
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>>63367202

He's due a blank mate why are you wasting monies
>>
>>63367240
>>63367202
Shut the fuck up. We're trying to shitpost here. There's no sports on so I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE TRYING TO TALK ABOUT THEM.
>>
Who can stop them?
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>>63367298
Injuries.
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>>63367298
me
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>>63367263
>having a parent willing to risk Down syndrome in her kid
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>>63367331
Blue Ruin or The Rover
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>>63367331
Chappie
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>forest can't even sell out their biggest game of the season
Talk about a club going down the shitter
>>
>>63367331
Turbo Kid is pretty good if you're old enough.
>>
>>63367331

The end of evangelion
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>>63367331
The Lives of Others
Carlos: The Miniseries
Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
>>
>>63367331
speed racer
>>
>>63367298
still think its nuts this fucking streak Leceister are one, they looked like they were relegation bound for sure last season.
>>
>>63367331
None shall escape
>>
>>63367311
Over 95% of down syndrome kids are from mothers under the age of 35.
>>
atchooooo
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>>63367337
>>63367350
>>63367356
>>63367367
>>63367377
>>63367378
>>63367387
He said "movie" not "flick"
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>>63367392
bless ye
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>>63367414
thnx hun
>>
>>63367331
El Mariachi.
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>>63367403
Not familiar with this meme lad, sorry.
>>
>>63367389
Because most mothers have children when they're under 35. Proportionally speaking there's a greater risk after 35, and an even greater risk after 40.
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Can they win Sunday?
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>>63367403
This meme is fucking stupid, kys
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>>63367429
'no'
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>>63367429
I remain unconvinced by Spurs tbth
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>>63367459
Thats fair enough, they have a good defence, good team play but have been lacking the finishing touch up front. They cant close out games early either.
I think they have a good chance Sunday, but nothing substantial
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Do you think Klopp has bedded her yet?
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>>63367429
Kane and Eriksen need to have good games, can see a draw but Arsenal are deffo favourites
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no notts vs Salford game thread?
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Post >yfw stoke beat chelsea tomorrow evening
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>>63367496
>>96 times

>>63367429
Predicting an (OG)
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>>63367521
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>ivanovic fit to play against stoke
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>>63367496
>Klopp
>Straight
Pick one and only one. I thought he was openly gay? I guess not as open as I thought.
>>
>>63367521
>we may never see Mou with chelsea again
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>>63367554
Bet he's well open after hitting the showers with bent ekke
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>>63367515
Clear favourites, the occasion may get to Waler /Rose & draw a mistake, but on the other hand Harry seems to love it & will be doing his best to score.

Hopefully its a good match anyways, derbys are often lacking these days

COYS!!
>>
>the meme of 2015 - 23
rev up that

MAGIC
A
G
I
C
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>>63367535
He looks like Valderrama here.
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is there an fa cup thread
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>>63367587
Debuchy can't into positioning so rose will get a few opportunities but will probably fuck them up like always
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>>63367587
>thinks Kane won't rip off his shirt to reveal an Arsenal kit before the crowd start singing "Harry Kane, he's one of our own"
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> Losing to Relegated FC

Nice one, Direby
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>>63367630
People dont even try anymore

>>63367627
Has Rose fucked up much yet? Cant recall. He's a likely suspect though

So glad I wont have to look at the ugly mush of wheelchair or walcott
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>>63367633
But we haven't played derby for years
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>>63367646
>>63367646
>>63367646


FA cup thread las
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>>63367653
In the past two nlds rose has been given acres of space and been one on one with the keeper multiple times yet he always fucks it up
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>>63367298
NO ONE
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Forest already 1-0 up where is non-league nigel
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>>63367053

Fuck off to r9k you gimp
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>mfw Demebel gets the ball & just walks it in to the net on Sunday
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>>63367232
>>63367263

Kek, explains the autism.
>>
>Nottingham Forest will never make it back to the Premier League

;_;
>>
> Matt Mills
> Jack Hobbs

Do Forest find all of their defensive players in the cardboard recycling outside Leicester's ground?
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>>63367331
gattaca desu
>>
>>63367748

>we will never see Derby AND forest promoted in one season and get GOAT east mids derbies with Leicester/each other
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>>63367748
Forest are the Liverpool of the Championship, so it's for the best.
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>>63368443
3rd biggest club in England la

1. Man United
2. Liverpool
3. Nottm Forest
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MAGIC OF THE CUP
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>>63367496

She's like a 30 out of 10 in Liverpool.
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>>63367521
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>>63367496

Was probably part of his signing bonus.
>>
hope vardy and mahrez break their legs and leave fpl bandwagon shitagers in tears
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>>63369217
>no more filters
Literally why
>>
>filters are gone

PRAISE THE LORD desu senpai baka kek
>>
>>63369229
>>63369239
I'm gonna keep typing desu desu.
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>>63369239
Shaking my head family.
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>>63369229
Oh you fucking cunt
>>
>>63369268
Oh good, I was worried for a second.
>>
>>63369279
I used to hate those memes as well (except for "senpai" maybe, which I find cozy) but the filter triggered my autism.
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>>63369268
>>63369279
>>63369290
>>63369309
get your shit together lrl
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>>63369309
Oh hey, me too.
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hey what are all these Italies doing here
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>>63363825
best threadu!
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>>63369217
>>63369268
>>63369290
>>63369329
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>>63369926
I see them as normal words and I'm on ff too
>>
who /gettingdrunkontheirownandshitposting/ here?
>>
>>63370001
>not getting drunk on your own shitposting
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>>63370001
Only having 2 cans man. On the second already
>>
>>63370001

Watching scary movie 5
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>>63370072
I'm watching Candyman.
>>
>>63370025

desu i was invited out tonight but fuck that
>>
are the filters still on baka desu senpai ?
>>
>>63370082

Is that the one where the mafia gets bees to sting a guy
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>>63370103
It wasn't the mafia, just the father of a girl he fucked.
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>>63366454
He's probably more of a King Street guy to be honest. Northern Quarter is just city-centre Chorlton; it's dire.
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thats a cute banana desu
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>>63370118

Sounds like the wicker man
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>>63366688
>Lucky Star
>Azumanga Daioh
>Mitsudomoe
These are the GOAT three animus. All other animu is shit and gay.
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>>63370139
you wanna do stuff to it?
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>>63370152
I haven't watched that so I can't say.

>>63370153
Imho the top3 is Ashita no Joe, Rose of Versailles and Lain.
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>>63366688

Toriko, Terraformers and Attack on Titan
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>Anime
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>>63370283
>>63370231

Both me
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>>63370286
>>63370283
>>63370231

All mr
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>>63370297
how do you edit posts guys?
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>>63364666
>best to play
rugby
>best to watch
nba
>best to ridicule
handegg
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>>63365117
>salad
>jukebox
>Pandj
>keyhole
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>>63367331
Either Shaolin Soccer or Kung Fu Hustle
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34753162

>Terry goes "hur dur Savage has called me out on being shit, I only take criticisms from top players playing at the highest level"
>Savage #rekts Terry by going "Well, you're going to have to ignore 99% of the industry, including >Mouyes then, since he never played at the top level either"

Fucking Terry. Fuck off you womanizing cunt, had you kept your dick in your pants, England wouldn't have been so #rekt in tournaments.
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>>63363925
>2m Muslims
>let's say they have 1 kid
>50% are boys, lets say
>All called Muhammad of variations of (but the news took all spellings as one)

>60m non-Muslims
>let's say they have one kid
>50% are boys
>Hundreds of names to choose from, not all of them are Harry

HUR I FUCKING WONDER.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/baby-names-top-100-most-popular-boys-and-girls-names-10459074.html

Oh. Look at that. Muhammad isn't there. Could say it was sensationalist newspaper articles.

>>63365241
He was found out as a meme player, mate. Like, an actual meme. Not just "le meme player for somebody I don't like", but an actual fucking meme.

>>63365276
>Arsenal
>Top of league for 13/14 for the most days
>fucked it up

It's always going to be Red. Always bet on Red. United are going to win it BTFO Shitty.
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>>63366576
I haven't met anybody famous. In my home town, Abingdon, my mate met Martin Keown shopping in the Co-Op. It's so fucking out of the way and a shitty commuter town, I guess he thought nobody would notice.

I did win a signed shirt by Martin O'Niel when he was at Celtic. I won it by designing a football shirt for Total Club Manager 2004. It took me 5 mins in paint.
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>they fell for the Klopp meme
>>
Also, blog time

>Be in Abingdon (see earlier post)
>Should have gotten a Train Station but council was dumb and passed on it
>It went to Didcot instead
>Didcot became the heathiest place in Britain to live
>Didcot became a massive growing town and is predicted to be city levels in 30 years
>Didcot are in the fucking FA Cup despite being non-leauge
>are lowest ranked team still in it

http://www.thefa.com/news/the-fa-cup/2015/nov/first-round-proper-didcot-town-exeter-city-jamie-heapy-bt-sport

While my home town, which has two teams, fails to do anything meaningful. I also have a guy on my friends list who is pro footballer, he plays for Hereford FC
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>>63373131
>based kloppo
>meme

pick one
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>>63366688
Nah, you're cool
>>
poosterwoman on pooicide watch
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>>63375888
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>>63373359
I pick meme then. As he's a meme. So he's not only not based, but a meme.

Good job, Jamal.
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>>63365117

pepek, cipap, cibai, pundek
>>
should I wake up at 7 30 for the newcastle game
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>>63378490
None of the Saturday morning games are worth waking up for. Just wait until noon for Chelsea vs Stoke.
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>>63372918
lel beta fucks still hating on based terry
>>
Who would you rather see win the league, Liverpool or Tottenham?
>>
Pissing down lads

Quite comfy

Glad I decided not to go to the match
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is this the official anime thread?
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No /fpl/ thread up, so I'm asking here
Any changes to this? Should I consider All-Out Attack this week with just 3 available defenders?
>>
Arsenal 1-0 Spurs
Villa 0-3 Man City
Bournemouth 0-0 Newcastle
Leicester 2-1 Watford
Liverpool 2-1 Palace
Man Utd 1-0 WBA
Norwich 0-2 Swansea
Stoke 1-0 Chelsea
Sunderland 1-3 Southampton
West Ham 2-1 Everton
>>
Vardy looks like he should be trying to sell nicked phones to CEX to feed his crippling meth addiction to be honest.
>>
>>63364622
They did it, the absolute madman actually did it.

Who else /gettinginonthebandwagongroundfloor/ here?!

Salford City Fan since 2015 t b h l a d
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>>63379645
I've been a die hard salford city fan for 12 (twelve) hours now m8
>>
I fancy villa for a cheeky win or draw desu.
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>>63379745
Get your house on it lad.
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>>63366688
The only true lad anime on right now is One Punch Man
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>>63379645
>nicky butt's suit

wtf man
>>
>>63370153
Hah, I literally dropped Lucky Star after one episode I found it that bad.
>>
>>63379946
they all look shit

even becks
>>
I don't really follow the EPL other than watching the occasional match, but who become's /sp/'s target #1 once Jose is fired?
>>
>>63380013
van laal
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>>63380013
Whaddya mean by "target"
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>>63364080
Demo Newcastle has WOAT defense and no proper goalie desu. I think you're a baka for thinking the Toon will keep a clean sheet.
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Really struggling with what to do, lads. Ideally I'd like to bring Aguero back in but I'd have no money in the bank.
I'd need to upgrade Sako too, but again, the Aguero issue.
Darmian is also out for 3 games
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>bounemouth - newcastle in uhd
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>>63379641
>being rude to the top goalscorer in the league and saviour of the national team
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>>63380554
Think positively my friend

>geordie slags in uhd
>>
>>63379645

Is Paul Scholes the most handsome man in Manchester?
>>
>>63380438
Swap Wanyama for Redmond. Use your all out attack card. Upgrade Sako to someone the next gameweek
>>
ITS SATURDAY LADS! FOOTBAAAALLLLLLL!
>>
YOU PUT YOUR LEFT LEG IN
YOUR LEFT LEG OUT
IN OUT IN OUT
YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
YOU DO THE DELE ALLI THEN YOU SCORE A GOAL
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
>>
>>63380604
>>63380628
Keep it down, some of us are trying to sleep.
>>
>>63378531

lester/watford should be gud actually
>>
>>63380628
OOHHHH DELE ALLI ALLI
OOHHHH DELE ALLI ALLI
OOHHHH DELE ALLI ALLI
>>
>>63380636
WAKE UP WAKE UP LALALALA
FOOTBALL
FUSBAL
FITBA
>>
>>63380628
>>63380640
Imagine being 19 years old and having grown men idolise you. He must think Spurs fans are pathetic
>>
>>63380640
OOHHH BYKER BYKER
BYKER
GROVE
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good chants this morning lads
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>>63380657
WONKEY DONKEEEYYYY
WONKEY DONKEEEYYYY

ITS SUPPOSED TO RHYME YOU FUCKING RETARDED KID
>>
>>63380438
Please help babes
>>
>>63380650
YOU'VE NEVER LOVED A FOOTBALLER
OOH AAHHH OOH AAHH

>>63380661
TANKS M8 YOU'RE ALRIGHT
TO BE HONEST
TO BEEEE HONESSSSST
>>
FUN HOOOUUUSE
ITS A WHOLE LOT OF FUN
THERES PRIZES TO BE WON
(ITS A REAL WACKY SHOW WHERE ANYTHING GOES)
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>>63380673
Take out Sanchez for Toure for the villa raping.
Next transfer use to upgrade Sako to Ozil
After that swap Kane for Aguero
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>>63380708
IT'S A QUIZ, IT'S A RACE
IT'S A REAL WHACKY PLACE
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>>63380438
>out for 3 games
No, you twat, it's an international break
>>
>"this does not fucking slip"
>he literally fucking slipped
>>
>>63380953

Had a dream about this last night but it was a Champions League Final against Chelsea and Liverpool, Chelsea ended up winning 7-6

Wish I never woke up 2bh
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post yfw delph scores against villa tomorrow
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>>63380989
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>>63380967
>he would rather have Chelsea win the CL than Liverpool
lmao
>>
>>63380967
you actually dreamed a full 90 minute match, extra time and 13 penalties?
>>
>>63381052

No, it was 7-6 at the end of full time.
>>
>>63381059
ah, you're playing too much fifa.
>>
>Soccer AM
>Arsenal fans falling for a formation with 12 players

Kill me
>>
>>63381067

Think I just have the gift of foresight m8
>>
>>63380989

i dunno, he has only played about 15 minutes for City since coming back from injury, whereas Fernando just ripped it up in Sevilla... don't think Delph will get a start just to piss off Villa, doesn't seem to be Pellegrini's way.

Of course I may look like an idiot in a few hours but I'm skeptical.

Maybe we'll see Delph on for Touré for a few minutes near the end.
>>
How many more games do Swansea have to be shit until people say Monk is under pressure?

They've been shit for like 8 games but every pundit is like "nah, not having that"
>muh English manager
Swansea have been shit. There's nothing wrong with saying he's under pressure
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>>63381087
You can't criticise Swansea because
>"they go about football in the right way"
>"they're a perfect example of how to run a club"

Pathetic.
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>international break
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>>63381141
>leaving your choc ice on the ground
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>>63381087
People apparently start to say that now. People like you.
They just try to keep calm within the club, which is perfectly sensible.
>>
>>63381087
As for pundits, I don't know what you've been hearing, but generally Monk gets less and less praise for his former achievements by the week, so that's starting to turn as well.
>>
>>63381154
>They just try to keep calm within the club, which is perfectly sensible.
I'd say there should be questions asked about what they're doing because they have been shit.

They've won three games all season in the league and two of those were against the bottom three.

They've also only had one win since the start of September in all competitions, and that was the game that got Tactics Tim sacked.
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What anime are you lads currently enjoying?
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>>63381184
I'm not disagreeing with you, and they are thinking about that as well if they're not stupid. I just think they're doing a decent job not letting it get outside that much.
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>>63381201

none
>>
UP THE CASTLE
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>>63381210
Please leave the thread.
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>>63381242
>Syrian flag

neat
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who /chelsea/ here?
>>
I've always said Swansea were an overrated meme team but they are in no real danger of getting relegated so I see no reason to panic and sack monk.
>>
>football focus talking to hector bellerin
>at the launch of a the new call of duty

Wtf
>>
>>63381201
fuck off back to >>>/a/ faggot
>>
>>63381269
That's true. Laudrup got sacked when the Swans were a point away from the relegation zone. At present they're six away.

Swansea are thankful that this season there are more than three clubs who have been even shitter than them.
>>
>>63381275

Arsenal all over, they'll probably have a twitter poll thrown in there too, literally the most autistic club in the universe.
>>
>>63364080
>Liverpool vs Crystal Palace
>3-3

top bants m8
>>
>Making Newcastle fans get to Bournemouth for a 12:45 kick off
>Probably have to leave like 4:30AM

Pretty shitty, why didn't they just make it the late kick off. It's not like anybody cares about this game
>>
Who /Anybody but Mememouth/ here?
>>
>>63381318
Nothing wrong with Newcastle suffering imo
>>
>>63381318

> not enjoying British comedy

gon be gud
>>
>>63381318
>carlisle fans having to go to plymouth midweek
>the fixture computer in charge of having sense or rationality
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>>63364552
>British comprehension
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>>63381324

me 2bh, absolutely cheated there way into the prem, diabolical amount of pens

shouldn't even be allowed into the prem if you don't have atleast a 20k stadium imo
>>
MATCH THREAD

>>63381343
>>63381343
>>63381343
>>63381343
>>63381343
>>
>>63381337
>diabolical amount of pens
inb4 the jersey mememouth bandwagoner goes HURR WE STILL SCORED THE MOST NUMBER OF GOALS IN ENGLAND IF YOU REMOVE PENALTIES DURR

They're getting completely buttfucked by karma and it's glorious.
>>
>>63381201
Isn't anime for children?
>>
>>63381286
>>63381360
you seem like a pathetic crying child for me
>>
>>63381337

Kek, do you have to post your butthurtness in every single thread?
>>
>>63381360
All ages, it's like regular TV in Japan. Live action or animated, there's no real difference. It's still not relevant to /sp/, regardless.
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>>63382268
Why won't the weaboos fuck off then?
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>>63363825
>>
Are there any FA Cup games on the BBC this weekend or was the Salford match the only one?
>>
>>63382398
That was the only one.

Didcot v Exeter and FC United v Chesterfield are on BT.
>>
Someone make a 3pm thread :3
>>
>>63382769
c-can't you do it? ;_;
>>
>>63382811

I don't like putting myself out there :x
>>
>Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap of faith"

>Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my team" - Kompany on the night of City's historic FA Cup win, his baby daughter had died 2 hours earlier

>Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every player I tackle, I have yet to meet one who didn't flinch"

>Otemendi & Roberts - "The war only stopped when the football started" - on their recollections of the Falklands War

>Sagna - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I was home"

>Zabaleta - "Even in the darkest of failures, a man can sleep. But for the man who fails to give his all, his mind cannot rest. Ever"

>Demichelis - "When you give 100% you play with fire, you might destroy your opponents or you might get burned"

>Fernando - "Everyone at the Etihad is my brother, everyone" - Fernando on his Afro-Brazilian-Nationalist past

>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"

>David Silva - "I love women, I love football, but if I had to choose, I'd die a virgin"

>Mangala - "Ooogu, boogu, bingo, bongo......sorry, were you expecting something else?"

>Richard Wright - "It's sad that the fans will never know just how much we love them"

>Fernandinho - "As long as a man has two feet to kick a football, he'll never be poor"
>>
>>63386385
>Delph - "I didn't leave Villa cheaply, most players would pay to play for City"

>Clichy - "Born with this skin I was always told I was cursed, if that was true then this Manchester City shirt was the answer to my benediction"

>Bony - "They say slavery is dead but at Swansea I was just that, a slave dreaming off death. Manchester City FC doesn't "buy" players, it frees them and unleashes their potential"

>Sterling - "As a kid in Jamaica I dreamed of being the next Usain Bolt. As a teenager in England I dreamed of being the next David Beckham. When I arrived at the Etihad, I realised I was the first Raheem Sterling.

>De Bryne - "I was shocked when I heard MCFC had paid £55m for me, I told Shiek Mansour that it was too much, I wasn't worth such a stupendous fee. That charming man though just grinned, looked me in the eyes and declared "Are you kidding, Kevin? Don't you know Manchester City players are priceless."

>Navas - "Faster, faster, faster, it's all I ever think about, one of these days I travel through time"

>Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means my teammates don't have to"

>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11

>Aguero - "The greatest moment of my life" - Aguero claiming that scoring the winning goals against QPR were more important to him than the birth his child and his wedding

>Pellegrini - "Not every parents child can become an engineer but I am proud of my children nonetheless, they represented their father with passion and I know they tried their best to live up to my expectations" On his sides loss to Barcelona, referencing his son who killed himself after failing to get into Engineering school
>>
>>63386402
>>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11

I know that this just a copypasta, but did Lampard actually do this? I've heard the story before, but it sounds pretty outlandish.
>>
>>63386647
>I know that this just a copypasta
You are wrong

>did Lampard actually do this?
He was 18 and drunk, just banter though tbf
>>
>>63386707
>He was 18 and drunk, just banter though tbf

What a prick. I wonder if the fans at NYCFC know about it, or maybe they know and just don't give a crud.
>>
>>63386741
Bit of anger but they're mature enough not to care that much

It's just a harmless joke
>>
>>63386385
>>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"
no way he said the N word
>>
>>63387101
He's African, it doesn't really mean anything to him

Even in the UK, the stigma around that word is reduced, you can hear white people say it on comedy shows.
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>>63365727
shes interested in all teams
>>
>>63386897
>3000 people dead
>harmless
>>
>>63387175
Did he kill them?

Do his words change anything?
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>>63387101
>the N word

Americans are so funny
>>
>>63387165
She probably just supports meme teams.
>>
>>63386897
>Bit of anger but they're mature enough not to care that much

I haven't seen any stories about it at all, which is why I assumed that they just didn't know. It's very surprising if most of them do know about it and still let is slide, New Yorkers are pretty sensitive about 9/11. Honestly, it's probably the only thing they're sensitive about.
>>
>>63363871
>being poor
>>
>>63387311
*still let it slide
>>
>>63387311
He did join over a year ago, few people bitched on twitter, news site covered it and he apologised.
>>
Anime is love
Anime is life
>>
>>63387237
she is curious about them
>>
>>63380326
>this comment
>this flag
not surprised desu
>>
BUmp

get back in here
>>
So Hyypiä is a ridiculously shit manager.
>>
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m8s?
>>
>>63386402

> never gets old
> updated with sterling and debruyne

fuck, i love this shit.
>>
>>63387154
>>63387222
It used to be like that in the States too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2u1bpXVGHE
>>
anime
>>
sup
which team do I start following
>>
>>63365117
It's "Puki" in ours. Lol. Pukki's a Finn, right?
>>
>>63363825
who's this qt?
>>
>>63411386
your local one
>>
>>63411386
montreal impact
>>
>>63392786
Brave man, I bet on a Utd - Brom draw

>Poolis

Also is >Mouyes sacked yet
>>
>>63412517
It's fucking astonishing he isn't yet. Chelsea is two spots out from relegation.

The word round the rumor mill is Simeone plans on leaving Madrid and if he does there's a solid chance Chelsea will try and sign him. They might be waiting for that to be official but i don't know how much longer they can wait.
>>
>>63412547
>Simeone plans on leaving Madrid

Doubt it very much. I'd love Simeone in the PL but he's completely at home at Atletico.
>>
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>>63366426
I told you guys, I told you.
>>
>>63412647
saying chelsea will lose is like saying the sun will rise tomorrow
>>
>Mouyes is going to get sacked
>Moyes is going to get sacked

IF THIS HAPPENS THE MEMES WILL REACH CRITICAL MASS. WE MUST BE LIVING IN A SIMULATION. WE CANNOT EXIST IN A WORLD WHERE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS. THIS MUST BE CODED.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34755987
>>
>>63413077
>moyes is doing even worse than >mouyes
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>>63413105
>>
>>63413105
>mouyes will replace moyes
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>>63413143
>Moyes replaces Mouyes
>Mouyes replaces Moyes

DO IT YOU FUCKING ALIEN SHITBAGS. DO IT. CODE IT. MAKE IT HAAAAPPPPPEEEEN
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>you don't support the greatest club in the world

i pity you fags
>>
Is the Swansea meme over? Thinking of getting rid of Ayew and Fabianski for Shaqiri and a different alternate for Butland
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