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>>63332645
We gotta get the septs, they'll come in droves.
Pooicide?
How come Roosterman doesn't have a Cricket themed name to post with?
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I reckon David Warner's either got a really big meaty cock, or a little tiny one.
>576i
>2015
JUST
>>63332663
I'll reiterate
>Changing the field over 4 times in ONE over
How hasn't he been fined yet? He will be way over his time slot before eod is even close
jesus christ, warner looks lean
>>63332663
>Poo Peeland literally on pooicide watch
Shit test lads.
>>63332664
>They both will be ready to rip in on the first test on Australian soil.
I'd rip in to her australian soil if you know what I mean
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>ITS SIX!!!!!!!!
Gonna bet on Australia lads
Just so they lose
>>63332695
I am betting on a tiny one, but only when flaccid, and grows to an above average one when erect
>>63332719
>>63332725
>>63332727
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I'M TERRIE, AND I USED TO BE A SMOKER
>Gerald Wheatley on ABC Grandstand
Kill me and make it slow
>Poo Peeland
>>63332744
>razor bumps on pussy
>floppy tits
>ugly face
>>63332744
>>63332713
her tits are too big desu senpai
I nice b or c cup is perfect imo
>Shitchell Johnshit lifting literally 5kg a side curls and sweating
explosive kek
>>63332772
how gay are you m8
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its all over PP
once warner gets out for 80 odd khawaja can fuck off quick then steve gets a 200
>Running for 4
kek all fucking day
>yfw I wish England was actually good so we could embarass Australia in their own country
>we will never have a golden generation because 80% of the country plays footie instead
>letting batsmen run 4
>NZ fielding
>>63332830
>implying it won't be Aus 1/503d just to kek NZ again
>>63332852
I've literally never seen people run 4 tbqh
>>63332852
tbf they're not used to having to run further than 20m in any direction
>>63332850
But you're shit at football too
>>63332834
>>63332852
could be worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq_uV-PURW0
>englel
what professionally researched and strategically executed cute gestures and faces are you expecting toyota girl to pull this christmas, lads?
>>63332875
It has happened a few times, more often then you think
>>63332901
kek, why are Englel so shit /cric/?
>>63332901
Australia got 7 off England at Sydney 2014 from memory
Is boourns elite bros?
>>63332912
toyota girl's dead m8
its all on the ford girl now
>>63332887
yes, it's because our decent clubs are so rich they just import foreigners, and decent English players rarely ever play because of FA rules on there being a minimum number of English players per team.
ie. basically, English player prices are inflated because EPL teams NEED english players to meet min. requirements, so in most cases they're all benchwarmers, rather than if it was a true free market where they could actually get proper playing experience and play abroad.
And also the fact footie is played literally everywhere whereas cricket isn't. Unfortunately unless you're actively into cricket there's like 0 exposure into it here.
based fucking joey lads
>>63332953
that's khawaja desu
>>63332954
i'm hoping for part 3 of the AAMI ad desu
>>63332974
will Bushman Koala get a century?
we don't even care about this sport
>this garbage bowling
Holy shit I can't believe I fell for the NZ hype for this series.,
>>63332987
Neither do we
its the 3rd(third) sport here
>NZ bowling
mccullum is a fucking joke
JUST
>>63332987
that's okay the world doesn't care about New Zealand
>>63333007
Manlet ground syndrome
>neeshit
>muh taylor good commentator
>muh based burns
Why is the majority of /cric/ such normies but make out like they're more? Everyone just memes these threads
>le field changing madman
post yfw 0/100
>m-muh swing bowling
>>63333027
Taylor is a good commentator.
Burns is still trash though.
quick lads POST TO GET THE SEPTS
>NOTICE ME BSA SENPAI
>Ian Healy incharge of understanding the laws of cricket
>>63333059
'no'
>>63333037
>Australian wickets
>Swing
the funny thing is that the lack of swing makes your inexperienced batting order shit themselves when it does in other countries
Time for lunch boys, who /KFCâ„¢/ here?
>forgot to put the beer in the fridge
Why is Healy shilling so much today?
>>63333084
who cares about overseas performance m8 :^)
we need more bounce babbies to come through
>>63333084
literally the only country the ball swings in is Englel and to a lesser extent PP (but they use the Kookaburra ball so not really)
And Pissmania. Fuck that shit island. Thankfuck we didn't give the PP's another fixture there.
who /cheeky bat/ here
>>63333086
CUNT BEAT THAD DASTE :--DDDDD
>>63333048
LE FUG LE BORNS XDD
>cric show featuring ellyse fishing with tubby
wew
>>63333118
me
gonna shake my bat to some erotic images
Who /sanga/ here?
>76 posts
>12 posters
KEK. Nice "poomunity" you have here
Alright lads I hope you're preparing for the get, if we all go for it someone might score
WHERE THE BSAs AT
>>63333181
>78 posts
>0 (ZERO) BSA's
this is the real issue
>25 overs in a wicketless session
That's fucking pitiful. Fuck modern captaining, I want to see some cricket.
>>63333181
28 posters you mong
if troll 10/10 got me to reply
>>63333114
desu it's a bit sad when a big and (frankly) entertaining aspect of the game (swing) is diminished because other teams don't like it
I mean straight non-swing bowling.. that's pretty boring desu
Pace is entertaining and all, but with modern day schedules pace bowlers knacker their knees out way too quick.
>>63333232
You did fall for the troll, lurk more buddy
Get for BSAs
BIG STRONG AMERICANS
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David 200 by stumps
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>>63333333
BIG STRONK /CRIC/
Andrew Johns>Thurston
>>63333333
JUST
>>63333349
>Boreball
>Not even in season
>Mexican talking about boreball
Would you fuck Brett Lee?
>>63333382
its over lads
cricket is officially dead
Is Brendon McCullum dare i say it, an ODIbabby?
>>63333405
just a normal babby
>UnIndian
>this meme was 3 (three) years ago
Where does the time go?
>>63333437
Based wowee.
>>63333382
>"Boreball is a superior sport because they can throw it harder and wallop it really hard lol hurr durr"
>this air con ad
>asian family
>black family
>white family
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>>63333437
did he died?
>>63333418
Would you let him fuck you though?
You now remember Zerogoose arguing with Americans every night over Cricket being better than Baseball
Is aus nz going on right now?
>>63333509
BIG
>>63333509
Lunch break big strong american
It's not very fun right now, the big meany australians have given us yet another shitty dead pitch
JUST
>>63333509
yes mr BSA
>>63333509
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63333509
lunch break
starts again in 20
>>63333530
How long till it continues?
>>63333448
why are you mad though
so what day is this match in, 12?
>>63333509
hi
skype ?
>>63333535
SHEEP
>>63333530
Hey, you're playing just as well as NZ's test side historically has.
>>63333575
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63333509
GIdday
Name is Dazza, I'm your good little white boy for this match
How the fuck can I help you?
>>63333549
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUXw3Em6fU
>>63333535
>0/500
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i still cant believe they let ryan carters get to 200
>>63333554
Cool
a lot of the netball girls are pretty qt
>>63333568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUXw3Em6fU
>>63333535
Based useless data
Hello friends operation big strong amercians has commenced
>>63333331
>>63333512
>>63333468
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
Australia will collapse to 10/200 desu
/cric/ is back
>When facing the first ball of the innings, Warner averages 24.50. Comparatively, when he lets his teammate face the first ball, Warner’s average balloons up to 55.94, almost 10 runs higher than his overall Test batting average.
>>63333662
no blue flags for a while
OFFICIAL CURRENT BSA POPULATION: 2
>>63333509 (1)
>>63333575 (2)
TARGET BEFORE 500: 10+
CAN WE DO IT, /CRIC/?
>>63332875
In the old days it wasn't unusual to see a 5 all run at the MCG etc
BIG TALL
>>63333749
wahab riaz got really keked there
isn't this woman healy's daughter?
why is she callin him ian, definately a psycho
I tried to watch Cricket once and literally fell asleep.
The most unathletic and boring sport in the world. Barely requires any technical skill either. I had a bunch of pakis in my neighbourhood and one of them tried to "bowl" at me and with that wide ass paddle they have I fucken knocked that ball into the bushes
way too easy
>>63333782
Neice senpai
>>63333797
Do Canadians count as BSA or not?
what are we catching today boys?
>>63333797
MEDIUM
>>63333797
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>women
>fishing
end it now
>actually going out to catch australian salmon
literally why
>>63333619
Bretty neat. Curious how the field will look in the stadiums. Looks like they are t20 games?
>>63333797
Hey, youre not big OR strong
would it be physically possible to put more BCF logos on tubs?
>>63333805
not even close
>>63333849
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63333811
cheers m8 I thought it was decent
>>63333846
needs some shimano
>>63333838
Good entry-level sport fish m8
>>63333867
AVERAGE
>>63333841
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
PLEASE NOTICE US MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN
>>63333867
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>yfw there was a BSA near me showing me how manly his superior sports were
>>63333899
>those prices
fucking kek
it's going to be empty
Tickets to the Big Based League are like $20 for a family
>>63333913
Tbf Shaq is pretty big and strong
>>63333899
>that field
>>63333926
more of that cute grill anon?
>>63333899
Oakland and Colorado are the only ones that might be big enough for a real meme game
though colorado would be offset by being at a meme elevation
>>63333913
never ever
>>63333899
those are some hilariously bloated prices
Casual here. Realistically, what are >our chances desu lads?
>>63333899
I can't see people paying those prices tbqhf
>>63333953
>cute grill
>literally a 2d drawing
kys
>>63333955
>meme elevation
Just means more wallops
>>63333975
pretty low desu
>>63332696
cut500000u
>>63333972
the big strong american curry dentists will pay it for them and all their cab driving friends
>no more GOT HIM, THE LAST BALL CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT
>>63333993
Yeah thought so
>>63333988
>implying 3d is better than 2d
I think you should kys desu senpai
www.ustream.tv/channel/Sjzamh5kg9R
for the poor fags. :)
>1st over after lunch
>bowling Bane
kek
KEK
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>>63333899
JUST
KANE?
>>63334014
lawry's gonna commentate the boxing day test apparently, we're gonna have to make by with that
Why do people here hate Borns?
Why do anal beads feel so good anons? I fucking love them, especially putting a butt plug in after them
Will Bushman Koala score a century when comes in?
>>63334076
Wouldn't it feel like you have to take a huge shit?
>>63334067
Because they only like meme hitters like Warner, and hate someone who plays the game properly with a slow strike rate.
>>63334115
kinda, but the stretching and all that feels good and the jiggle of the beads. I like pulling the beads out fast though
>tfw mudslime playing for Australia
Go kiwis, at least you guys have integrity.
>>63334109
what are the boundaries? it looks postage sized
although given all the players are past the hill they probs won't be able to get many DHL maximums
I'm on day 11 nofap and I wanna cum really bad desu
For fuck's sake Poo Peeland. This is why we can't have a 5 match series with you. Because you get btfo whenever we play.
Now instead of a decent team for boxing day, that would provide a good match and good banter, I have to go watch the >west indies
I hope you're happy.
>>63334159
have a prostate orgasm and try and to cum
>tfw really hungee and mummy hasn't brought me home lunch yet
Steve Waugh
>>63334185
I am sure cooking chicken tendee's isn't too hard
>Poo Peeland
can i buy one of these hats somewhere
any of them desu
Geoff Lawson
>>63334185
>tfw two packs of mi goreng noodles and a coffee for lunch
Crickets back getting comfy bruhs
>tfw not going to get any uni study done today
>>63334258
3
PS what are you on about m8
>>63334211
That's a savage, they're native to New Zealand. Mudslimes aren't supposed to be here, Australia belongs to Anglo Saxons first, Germans second, Scandinavians third, Irish fourth, Abos fifth, wogs sixth, Frenchmen seventh, Asians eighth, Africans ninth, and Arabs last. Anyone after Abos shouldn't be playing cricket for us.
>>63334179
KFC demanded West Indies play on Boxing Day
>>63334258
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>yfw this Aussie commentator gets replaced by English commentary in 3 hours
Lads I really don't like the new Milo recipe
:/
>>63334185
Go get a KFCâ„¢ zinger box
>>63334288
>woke up at 10 and since then have written 2 lines of an essay
p-p's get degrees right
>>63334150
that's not where they're playing, every other stadium is smaller
google earth tells me that from a point in the center it's about 60-65m to the seats almost everywhere
Is Joe Burns Elite?
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>>63334358
That's pretty small desu, should see lots of Yes Bank Maximumsâ„¢ to appease the big strong americans
>>63334326
they changed milo?
>>63334292
cricket style bucket hat, what is this called?
>>63334332
My first exam is the 13th. I didnt do much study yesterday and said "ill do it tomorrow" and forgot til this morning the cricket was on.
>>63334397
oh bro you get those from KFC
>The kiwis lost their control
They never fucking had any
>>63334391
Probably in NZ. They drink Ovaltine.
>>63334414
ty senpai
Will Burns score a century?
Bez on Cricinfo
>Bez: "That's nothing, Shane. As of the start of the 26th over, if both Warner and Burns suddenly decide to retire hurt right now without scoring another run, and Warner, for some unfathomable reason, then decides to retire from Test cricket immediately following this innings, and Burns goes on to score exactly 3517 more runs in his next 77 innings featuring 426 fours and 34 sixes, and with 3 of those innings being not out… Warner and Burns will have the exact same batting stats (except strike rate). How about THAT?!"
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>>63334391
Not much it's just tastes a little bit burnt when you eat it raw. I thought it was a bad batch originally but this is the second in a row that's had it
Also it's way more powdery
>>63334397
Get a Super Variety Bucketâ„¢ from KFCâ„¢, empty all the goods into a bin or into friends and family's mouths.
Wear said bucket on head
The better hat is the Watermelon desu senpai
>>63334437
probably not
>>63334414
if you have one on your head at the BBL and you catch a ball you win shit
Is this the designated /nrl/ thread?
>>63334159
Day 17 here
>>63334445
Top fucking bantz, get that guy to /cric/
>>63334445
Bez with the elite bants
hahahaha, Mitch Johnson's such a douche
>>63334445
That is pretty fucking ridiculous that someone would even bother calculating any of that
>>63334445
that's deep
>tfw going on a date tonight with a real qt
We are all gonna make it bruhs :)
>>63334479
>>63334480
>Le bantz meme XDXDXD
back to facebook you normies
>>63334491
You can find those stats on one page by googling their names.
>>63334541
Sorry sir :^)
>>63334541
bantz is a native /sp/ meme you freshcunt
>>63334541
I fucked your mum's back and face with some normies Tbh
When will the all-rounder meme end /cric/?
>nevill's the 2nd oldest
>bitchwide is the most "experienced"
>bitchwide johnshit is our most experienced player
still can't get over this
>>63334582
Johnson would be second oldest in the team
>>63334582
>>nevill's the 2nd oldest
he's third
1. Voges
2. Bitchwide
3. Nevill
Curries vs Saffers will be much more entertaining than this tbhonest.
who iggs here?
>>63334582
It's a refreshing change not having to rely on pensioners
When will the Burns meme end /cric/?
>having KP back is worth it just to trigger Bitchwide
never have I been so divided
>>63334612
forgot about voges
Who /wwe/ here?
Oh god, a fly just went up my nose
>>63334614
>Future England vs. Original England
Yeh, riveting
When will the meme meme end /cric/?
Who /partyinghard/ here?
Who the fuck is this Ian Boult guy?
Surely they have some better bowlers to choose from
>>63334640
we what?
God now I remember how boring this "sport" is
Is Burns elite?
>>63334623
Dude, put KP in the fucking team
>>63334615
Right here family
>>63334640
yes mate
I'm also, /juggalo/ and /whitetrash/
>>63334673
Fucking mark.
If Joe Burns was a plant, he'd be Joe Ferns.
what a fucking shit show lads
gg
rip cricket in nz
>>63334711
If Joe Burns was a student, he'd be Joe Learns
If Joe Burns was a spinner, he'd be Joe Turns
If Joe Burns was a car, he'd be Joe Turns
Is David Warner related to Shane Wanrer?
>>63334727
it's amusing how rugby union and cricket are exact opposites in Australia and New Zealand
I wonder if we are obsessed because we have historically dominated each sport or if we dominate because we began obsessed with it
If Joe Burns was on fire, he'd be Joe Burns
>>63334711
If Joe Burns was a Simpsons character, he'd be Joe Quimby.
Is Joe Burns related to Third Degree Burns?
Will Smith score a century lads???
>>63334737
If Joe Burns was on fire, he'd be Joe Burns
as of right now
Kekner>Leltham
Burns>Kektill
Khawaja<Bane Killiamson
Smoth>Failor
Vogue<McMeme
Best Marsh=Neeshit
Lelvill<Twatling
Sterc<Boult
Bitchwide=SouthRee
Hazlebad>Disgracewell
Implyon>Craig
>>63334751
cricket isn't even the no1 sport here tho
New Zealand is literally rugby: the country
If Joe Burns made money, he'd be Joe Earns
who /yearnsforburns/ here?
>>63334769
Yes
>people will say he won't
If David Warner was next to a fireplace, he'd be David Warmer
>>63334749
No, you're thinking of Shane Lee the fast bowler
>>63334784
>McMeme greater than anybody
one of the worst players I have ever had the displeasure of watching
>>63334784
BIG
>>63334784
>hes back
>Sterc<Boult
>Bitchwide=SouthRee
kek
KEK
>>63334769
will smith is a poor 2nd-drop batsmen desu senpai
Whose dick do we have to suck to get one fucking wicket ffs
>>63334784
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63334785
I think if you polled everybody in the country with a preference style vote (1. for favourite sport, 2. for next and so on) cricket would come out on top
It isn't outright number 1 anywhere but cumulatively it would have to be
>>63334802
is Brett Lee related to Shane Lee?
revenge for the rugby, lads
>inb4 but we don't care
that's what we say about rugby, but it's still a shit-tier excuse
>>63334796
Why would God wear a fedora?
>>63334799
If David Warner was a small room or building designed as a place to experience dry or wet heat sessions, he'd be David Sauna
If Joe Burns was a unit manager for Emerald City in the show OZ, he'd be Joe Querns
>>63334179
Literally no point going on boxing day this year. Windies aren't even a test level side these days.
>this pathetic odds winning calculation
its going to be a draw nicholas you retard
If Steve Smith was an actor, he'd be Will Smith
>poo peeland
once again, they are no good when not playing in meme conditions like new zealand and england
>mfw brendo mccullum stills throws his wicket away trying to hit the leather off the ball
>>63334843
That rugby was revenge for the CWC Tbh
>>63334833
theyre brothers, unless you're memeing, in which case Shane Lee is an african american second drop comedian/actor
WINVIZ
Is Trent Boult related to Remington Bolt Action Rifle?
Will Burns score a century?
>>63334829
this, cricket is a national sport
AFl s Vic, SA and WA.
NRL is NSW and QLD
Soccer is Vic and NSW
Soccer is every state
>>63334829
except it isn't when you measure TV audience, participation, crowds etc
it's a solid 2nd everywhere but both AFL & NRL top it in gross terms
by contrast Rugby is the undisputed no1 religion of New Zealand
>>63334863
nothing will top that first over
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>tfw channel was just changed to Three Musketeers
reeee desu
>>63334784
sterc<boult
Fun fact: Brad McNamara, producer of the Nine cricket coverage, had a confirmed email account in that Ashley Madison leak
>>63334883
meant
cricket is every state
my bad
MAXIMUM
>>63334883
kys wog
who's winning?
BOOMFA
why do you guys hate me ;_;
>>63334909
m8 i fucked up, i meant cricket on the last one
>>63334914
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>having a sport other than cricket as no.1
>>63334689
based lad
>>63334914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63334936
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who /just starting absolutely pouring down in melbourne/ here?
>>63334942
says the povertyball kek
>>63334883
Football (Aussie Rules) is Vic, SA, WA, NT, Tas, and southern NSW
Rugby is NSw and QLD
Soccer is for lebs and wogs
Cricket is for the White Man.
>>63334896
FIVE HUNDRED MATCHES, it takes into account
Is poo peeland, dare I say it, on pooicide watch?
>Warner is gonna go to the Olympics next year
>yfw you were around for the coming of christ in the form of Warner
>>63334936
STRONG
>>63334893
I think luckily the NZ memeposting died down a lot before the final and by contrast the Ausposting was pretty rife leading up to the rugby final.
>>63334976
Cats and dogs in Wellington yesterday Tbh, now it's pretty nice outside.
>>63334976
Don't worry, it's be hot and sunny in 20 minutes
>>63335022
the Ausposting is 365 days a year
it just happened to converge on /rug/
>>63334936
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63334995
hot desu
Trent Boult
Average Speed
>133.4km/h
Keked desu
>>63334976
clouds are moving across desu
where you at lelbro?
>>63334984
> cricket is for the white man
>aus 138/0
kek
KEK
Who 'MOVEMBER' here?
>>63335067
>138/0
It is 0/142 desu
>>63335067
MUSCULAR
>>63334983
>implying I am proud of my heritage
>mfw if we were properly into cricket we would dominate
>instead 80% of our country are busy being into football and being pointlessly shit at it and then applauding african and hispanics
>wish I was Australian
>>63335057
In Australia, yes. Those aren't Australians.
>>63335055
3109 senpai
>>63335042
It was literally nowhere to be seen for at least two days after the RWC final.
>muh diversity of south africa
>muh respect
Fuck off. White pride world wide.
Mr. Cricket basically just called Australian cricketers white racist shitlords
is Michael Hussey the David Pocock of cricket?
>>63335077
Who /can'tgrowagoodmoustache/ here
>>63335086
>>63335090
>4.07 Run rate
kek
Kek
KEK
E
KEK
>>63335121
Not surprised, he always struck me as the low test type
>>63335123
Me, i can't even grow a good beard
>tfw shitty genetics
>>63335121
He's a fucking kekold faggot, just like Steve Waugh. They talk about us respecting other cultures, but NEVER about them respecting OUR culture.
>>63335138
kiwis on suicide watch
>>63335134
>Pocock
>low test
pick 1
>>63335102
3166 here desu
>>63335152
Look on the brightside m8
You could be a very pretty girl
Warner teaching Poo Peeland what is what
run rate 4.06
who /memes/ here
>this NZ fielding
Have they been paid to throw the game this badly?
>>63335186
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63335171
>tfw i couldn't even do that
I have been thinking about trying to do it though, but i don't live alone
>>63335152
You don't need a bed for movember.
>>63335163
>dating someone that looks like my mum
>gayby players
Welp - I thought if there was any series our boys would be able to get up for would be this one.
Absolutely Disgusting
>>63335233
is your mum single m8?
>tfw saw ACDC last night
it was a pretty good night desu
>>63335216
But where sleep?
reminder that THIS is why we don't play new zealand every year
at least big strong windies will be funny to watch as they meme their way to a trainwreck
>>63335233
i'd fuck your mum m8 if she looked like that :)
>>63335261
yee
>>63335233
pics m8
>>63335244
don't hang yourself in the closet senpai
>>63335161
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63335129
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63335067
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63335287
I'm close desu
>>63335265
>ACDC
Isnt it time for your midday nap gramps?
desu a
damn since when did faɱ get changed to senpai
>>63335265
>dadrock
>good
Me
>yeah might chuck the cricket on when I get home go blackcaps lol
Reality
>0/150 might mow the lawns
desu senpai
>>63335310
>>63335325
>not going out to concerts to fug concert slags
Is the golden age of New Zealand cricket over now?
Me
>yeah i should watch the cricket and banter with the sick cunt lads on /sp/
Reality
>lol nooope shemales incoming
Is Joe Burns related to the late actor/comedian George Burns?
Cricket Australia live pass account:
Username: [email protected]
Password: doctor123
Who /nrl/ here?
>>63335344
yeah but it didn't happen, did it?
desu senpai
>>63335350
did it ever begin?
>>63335344
>Wanting to fuck some diseased fat 50+ YO bogans
Have some standards lad
>>63335344
>concert slags
>at AC/DC
bruh...
>>63335369
Not it didn't
>>63335383
standards are for people who think life is worth it
>>63335377
are you counting the number of BSA's in this thread?
>>63335095
You need cricket back on free-to-air. The ashes TV ratings were abysmal.
>>63335367
yeah lad
>>63335361
absolute madman
test
>>63335354
based
>>63335434
hello newfriend, welcome to /cric/
>>63335367
yes, i am a sport
no rain yet lads?
>>63335437
>turning your trip off to samefag yourself compliments
Who /WalkBro/ here
>>63335434
ODI
>you now remember the Lords test
>>63335468
NRL is a sports league u dumb fuck
>>63335471
get an earthquake up ya faggot
>>63335478
>tfw remember an American complaining awhile back that his posts never get taken seriously or get replies in cricket threads because he's American
>tfw the emergence of the Big Strong American meme has completely changed the game
nrl is to AFL what Poo Peeland is to GOATstralia
>muh nice guy act
>muh not sledging
>muh not bowling seamers because it's a bit dangerous
getting real sick of this shit
Hope Warner smacks 400 and then degrades the fuck out of McCullum when he gets bowled first ball
WalkBro, you here mate?
>giving the kiwi's shit for not playing on this pitch
>>63335408
>tfw no more comfy cricket listening watching on tv while listening to abc grand stand with all the good english commentators like blowers, tuffers, aggers and boycott
>Burns
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
COLLAPSE
Matt, you here mate?
>BOOURNS
DROP HIM
>curns
>>63335560
they wouldn't even BOWL on it
they are deadset faggots
>Boourns
That cunt stole 1st slips catch
F I N A L L Y
I
N
A
L
L
Y
BTFO. Time for collapse and Aussie tears
hahahahaha ausfalia we won this shit
TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY
NZ
Z
Goosey, you here mate?
>tfw your dick isn't small but isn't anywhere near big
>>63335588
yeah m8
Burns a shit anyway. Smith is a click if he doesn't come in next.
>>63335588
yeah man
How many runs does Kwhaja need before he can cry racism when he's dropped next test?
>>63335597
if the keeper can reach it it's his catch, it's impossible for him to steal 1st slip's catch just like it's impossible for 2nd slip to steal 1st slip's catch
Convict, you here mate?
>>63335622
yeah m8
>>63335588
yes
>>63335621
>BSA telling me to go away
Me on suicide watch
>>63335621
YES MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN, GOING MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN
Will Bushman Koala get a century?
>>63335624
>tfw big dick on a good day, but can't maintain quality erections most days
>average: 25
so how did this abo get on the field senpai?
>mfw I found out this test started today
>>63335622
yeah m8
Le Social Club Man, you here mate?
>>63335666
yeah man
>>63335666
yeah m8
>>63335684
would you let a fat neckbeard suck it?
>>63335696
>computerHappyman
kek
Ivan, you here mate?
>>63335696
>americans watching cricket
Muhammad was a pedophile. Death to the Mohammadans.
>It's a Mark Craig over
Milky you here mate?
Josh Reynolds, you here mate?
>>63335734
yeah m8
>>63335568
>>63335615
>>63335585
>>63335696
Hi, newcomers to /cric/!
It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport. You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne(spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love). The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls(surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha). It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry(who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!
LE R U HERE MAYDE XDXD
JFBF, you here mate?
WABA, you here m8?
>tfw you find dookie diamonds in your sisters thong
>>63335743
He's Indian American. Like Apu, not Johnny Depp Indian
why the FUCK is there a kiwi on my commentary?
about to hand in my tv licence
>It's a swingbabby episode
Holly or Ellyse la?
Reality Check, you here m8?
>>63335838
>actually buying the tv license
what a chump
>>63335819
like apu in the loo
Gummi Bears, you here mate?
Nice 'attendance' Brisbane.
>>63335743
test>ODwhy?>wallop20>boreball
I took /r9k/'s advice and finally hit on my mum today, bros.
I asked her if she needed a hand while she was shaving her legs in the bath and she let me shave her legs for her. I have something planned for tomorrow but I am starting to get nervous. I have been fapping all day just thinking about what might happen tomorrow if I go through with it.
Gary Ridgway you here m8?
Dragana, you here lass?
Jimmy Neesham, you here mate?
Convict, you here m8?
>>63335896
who's this dude
>>63335819
>he thinks I'm Indian
and here come the boos
Shiggies, you here mate?
this is why we never play you, NZ
just fuck off back to your hobbit island
daniel, you here m8?
>poo peelding
Kowalski, you here m8?
Is Usman Khawaja related to The Lesser Spotted Dropbear Koala?
who where /kfc/? What should I get, getting tired of the zinger box.
>>63335892
kill yourself desu senpai
Spannerhead, you here m8?
>>63335967
mex fresh twister is aight
>>63335956
Yes, actually.
>>63335897
Fuck off nintendo retard
>>63335956
>you will never be keked by a 6.5/10 Slav
why live
Charles Bronson, you here mate?
Holly or Elise lads?
Roosterman, you here m8?
Let's get this bad boy to 1000
>>63336003
holly tb h fa m
Naughtduck, you here mate?
>>63335967
Zinger Stacker or Kentucky Burger desu
>>63335985
what's the latest on the Ivana-Hugh-Wildcard arc m8?
Australia 400 before stumps
Fuck off all memers
Someone make a new thread
YPCY, you here m8?
Why does everyone complain about Based Josh Reynolds (BJR) but then they try to post like him?
>>63335967
Double Crunch m8
TGCK, you here m8?
>>63336003
derete this
>>63336045
idk t bh m8, this is all I heard from her this week
It's a drawing of me she did once because she's weird
>>63335961
>implying anyone else has been here long enough to remember based wolski
Sweetspot, you here mate?
>>63336054
saltier than the Specific Ocean
>>63336070
why senpai?
Anti Zerogoose Gang, you here mates?
Mr poo head, you here m8?
going to 1000
>>63336003
ayy it's not /cric/ without trannies
senpai
>>63336071
Dat sneaky thigh shot
This is how bitches let you know they want to fuck you but they are too shy to show anything saucier
>>63336118
sfw edition now
EGH>AZG
>>63336071
le ignoring her meme
fucking hell lad, /cric/ is inside your fucking head lad fuck me
>>63336071
how have you not got a couple of fingers in her yet?
>>63336127
not for long
FloDeTo, you here m8?
>>63336095
mods are pretty anal about porn, even soft core. I haven't reported or anything because i personally don't give a fuck, but someone might
>>63336126
yeah it did look a bit suspect
also the fact that she has a drawing of me in her bedroom and she must have done it when I wasn't there because I have the other one is a bit off
So as you can see I decided to not respond
>>63336151
>implying I want to
>>63336155
don't senpai
I was only bored and looking for tranny holly or ellyse pics i could use that were sfw
BASEdogs, you here mate?
>>63336092
F u c k
O f f
A l l
M e m e r s
Toon Armee, you here m8?
>>63336161
this could be just a pic i found and didn't even know it was porn though
>>63335897
Let us know how it goes lad
>>63336170
no one cares about your life.
crucket fut
>>63336193
BIG
Which one /cric/?
>>63336170
why not m8? You don't seem to be swimming in it as is
>>63336170
>thighs to knees skin showing
The biggest tease ever. The girl is shy irl and not 100% confident, but you just know that if you got her in bed she would be a wildcat.
>>63336193
I care about /daniel/
Blank Trip, you here m8?
F o a M
U f l e
C f l m
K e
R
S
>>63336193
Actually, we all do care about his life desu.
It has made /cric/ what it is today. The best thread on /sp/ whenever it is up
>>63336193
Thanks for the (You), BSA :D
>>63336219
not worth it m8, I know her and her bullshit
>crazy khawaja
>>>/out/
>tfw you're the only based trip left from 2011
feels old bros
>>63336214
tranny/10 but right
Bushman Koala to get out within the next 5 overs
Who even dox'd daniel and why hasn't he been exposed? Didn't they go to the same school?
>>63335897
keep us posted senpai
Need new thread
Can "cruckut fut" be a meme?
>>63336238
not worth it why?
worst case scenario: you stop being mates. So what? There is a 99% chance of that happening once you both graduate anyway
sounds like excuses m8
>NZ v Aus on now
>SA v Ind on now
>Pak v Eng on in 2 hours
What sort of bullshit planning is this, we get months with no interesting test cric on and then get three at the same time?
lets get this baby to 1000
new thread where?
>>63336271
Must suck to be you, Daniel
>>63336238
Get me in there then lad
>>63336290
>>63336290
>>63336290
New thread
>>63336257
I'm working on it m8. Got a few mates from back in the day with a school roll, we've cut it to about 15 names
>>63336226
>The girl is shy irl
lol no she isn't
What in the fuck is this dogshit fielding lmao
>>63336310
based, happening. bout time.
>>63336300
>>63336307
>only on page 2
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>63336310
Are you just guessing who it is off your school roll?
>>63336356
We've got a few pointers based on his posts but it's mostly guesswork. Just crossing off anyone who it definitely isn't at this point.
