India vs South Africa starts later
Pakistan vs Pakistan still going
>>63332645
We gotta get the septs, they'll come in droves.
Pooicide?
How come Roosterman doesn't have a Cricket themed name to post with?
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I reckon David Warner's either got a really big meaty cock, or a little tiny one.
>576i
>2015
JUST
>>63332663
I'll reiterate
>Changing the field over 4 times in ONE over
How hasn't he been fined yet? He will be way over his time slot before eod is even close
jesus christ, warner looks lean
>>63332663
>Poo Peeland literally on pooicide watch
>>63332663
Shit test lads.
>>63332664
>They both will be ready to rip in on the first test on Australian soil.
I'd rip in to her australian soil if you know what I mean
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>ITS SIX!!!!!!!!
Gonna bet on Australia lads
Just so they lose
>>63332695
I am betting on a tiny one, but only when flaccid, and grows to an above average one when erect
SIX
>>63332719
>>63332725
>>63332727
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>Gerald Wheatley on ABC Grandstand
Kill me and make it slow
>Poo Peeland
>>63332744
>razor bumps on pussy
>floppy tits
>ugly face
>>63332744
>>63332713
her tits are too big desu senpai
I nice b or c cup is perfect imo
>Shitchell Johnshit lifting literally 5kg a side curls and sweating
explosive kek
>>63332772
how gay are you m8
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its all over PP
once warner gets out for 80 odd khawaja can fuck off quick then steve gets a 200
>Running for 4
kek all fucking day
>yfw I wish England was actually good so we could embarass Australia in their own country
>we will never have a golden generation because 80% of the country plays footie instead
>letting batsmen run 4
>NZ fielding
>>63332830
>implying it won't be Aus 1/503d just to kek NZ again
>>63332852
I've literally never seen people run 4 tbqh
>>63332852
tbf they're not used to having to run further than 20m in any direction
>>63332850
But you're shit at football too
>>63332834
>>63332852
could be worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq_uV-PURW0
>englel
what professionally researched and strategically executed cute gestures and faces are you expecting toyota girl to pull this christmas, lads?
>>63332875
It has happened a few times, more often then you think
>>63332901
kek, why are Englel so shit /cric/?
>>63332901
Australia got 7 off England at Sydney 2014 from memory
Is boourns elite bros?
>>63332912
toyota girl's dead m8
its all on the ford girl now
>>63332887
yes, it's because our decent clubs are so rich they just import foreigners, and decent English players rarely ever play because of FA rules on there being a minimum number of English players per team.
ie. basically, English player prices are inflated because EPL teams NEED english players to meet min. requirements, so in most cases they're all benchwarmers, rather than if it was a true free market where they could actually get proper playing experience and play abroad.
And also the fact footie is played literally everywhere whereas cricket isn't. Unfortunately unless you're actively into cricket there's like 0 exposure into it here.
based fucking joey lads
>>63332953
that's khawaja desu
>>63332954
i'm hoping for part 3 of the AAMI ad desu
>>63332974
will Bushman Koala get a century?
we don't even care about this sport
>this garbage bowling
Holy shit I can't believe I fell for the NZ hype for this series.,
>>63332987
Neither do we
its the 3rd(third) sport here
>NZ bowling
mccullum is a fucking joke
JUST
>>63332987
that's okay the world doesn't care about New Zealand
>>63333007
Manlet ground syndrome
>neeshit
>muh taylor good commentator
>muh based burns
Why is the majority of /cric/ such normies but make out like they're more? Everyone just memes these threads
>le field changing madman
post yfw 0/100
>m-muh swing bowling
>>63333027
Taylor is a good commentator.
Burns is still trash though.
quick lads POST TO GET THE SEPTS
>NOTICE ME BSA SENPAI
>Ian Healy incharge of understanding the laws of cricket
>>63333059
'no'
>>63333037
>Australian wickets
>Swing
the funny thing is that the lack of swing makes your inexperienced batting order shit themselves when it does in other countries
Time for lunch boys, who /KFC™/ here?
>forgot to put the beer in the fridge
Why is Healy shilling so much today?
>>63333084
who cares about overseas performance m8 :^)
we need more bounce babbies to come through
>>63333084
literally the only country the ball swings in is Englel and to a lesser extent PP (but they use the Kookaburra ball so not really)
And Pissmania. Fuck that shit island. Thankfuck we didn't give the PP's another fixture there.
who /cheeky bat/ here
>>63333086
CUNT BEAT THAD DASTE :--DDDDD
>>63333048
LE FUG LE BORNS XDD
>cric show featuring ellyse fishing with tubby
wew
>>63333118
me
gonna shake my bat to some erotic images
Who /sanga/ here?
>76 posts
>12 posters
KEK. Nice "poomunity" you have here
Alright lads I hope you're preparing for the get, if we all go for it someone might score
WHERE THE BSAs AT
>>63333181
>78 posts
>0 (ZERO) BSA's
this is the real issue
>25 overs in a wicketless session
That's fucking pitiful. Fuck modern captaining, I want to see some cricket.
>>63333181
28 posters you mong
if troll 10/10 got me to reply
>>63333114
desu it's a bit sad when a big and (frankly) entertaining aspect of the game (swing) is diminished because other teams don't like it
I mean straight non-swing bowling.. that's pretty boring desu
Pace is entertaining and all, but with modern day schedules pace bowlers knacker their knees out way too quick.
>>63333232
You did fall for the troll, lurk more buddy
Get for BSAs
BIG STRONG AMERICANS
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David 200 by stumps
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>>63333333
BIG STRONK /CRIC/
Andrew Johns>Thurston
>>63333333
JUST
>>63333349
>Boreball
>Not even in season
>Mexican talking about boreball
Would you fuck Brett Lee?
>>63333382
its over lads
cricket is officially dead
Is Brendon McCullum dare i say it, an ODIbabby?
>>63333392
YES
>>63333405
just a normal babby
>UnIndian
>this meme was 3 (three) years ago
Where does the time go?
>>63333437
Based wowee.
>>63333382
>"Boreball is a superior sport because they can throw it harder and wallop it really hard lol hurr durr"
>this air con ad
>asian family
>black family
>white family
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>>63333437
did he died?
>>63333418
Would you let him fuck you though?
You now remember Zerogoose arguing with Americans every night over Cricket being better than Baseball
Is aus nz going on right now?
>>63333509
BIG
>>63333509
Lunch break big strong american
It's not very fun right now, the big meany australians have given us yet another shitty dead pitch
JUST
>>63333474
YES
>>63333509
yes mr BSA
>>63333509
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63333509
lunch break
starts again in 20
>>63333530
How long till it continues?
>>63333448
why are you mad though
so what day is this match in, 12?
>>63333509
hi
skype ?
>>63333535
SHEEP
>>63333530
Hey, you're playing just as well as NZ's test side historically has.
>>63333575
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63333509
GIdday
Name is Dazza, I'm your good little white boy for this match
How the fuck can I help you?
>>63333549
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUXw3Em6fU
>>63333535
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i still cant believe they let ryan carters get to 200
>>63333554
Cool
a lot of the netball girls are pretty qt
>>63333568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUXw3Em6fU
>>63333535
Based useless data
Hello friends operation big strong amercians has commenced
>>63333331
>>63333512
>>63333468
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
Australia will collapse to 10/200 desu
/cric/ is back
>When facing the first ball of the innings, Warner averages 24.50. Comparatively, when he lets his teammate face the first ball, Warner’s average balloons up to 55.94, almost 10 runs higher than his overall Test batting average.
>>63333662
no blue flags for a while
OFFICIAL CURRENT BSA POPULATION: 2
>>63333509 (1)
>>63333575 (2)
TARGET BEFORE 500: 10+
CAN WE DO IT, /CRIC/?
>>63332875
In the old days it wasn't unusual to see a 5 all run at the MCG etc
BIG TALL
>>63333749
wahab riaz got really keked there
isn't this woman healy's daughter?
why is she callin him ian, definately a psycho
I tried to watch Cricket once and literally fell asleep.
The most unathletic and boring sport in the world. Barely requires any technical skill either. I had a bunch of pakis in my neighbourhood and one of them tried to "bowl" at me and with that wide ass paddle they have I fucken knocked that ball into the bushes
way too easy
>>63333782
Neice senpai
>>63333797
Do Canadians count as BSA or not?
what are we catching today boys?
>>63333797
MEDIUM
>>63333797
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>women
>fishing
end it now
>actually going out to catch australian salmon
literally why
>>63333619
Bretty neat. Curious how the field will look in the stadiums. Looks like they are t20 games?
>>63333797
Hey, youre not big OR strong
would it be physically possible to put more BCF logos on tubs?
>>63333805
not even close
>>63333849
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63333811
cheers m8 I thought it was decent
>>63333846
needs some shimano
>>63333838
Good entry-level sport fish m8
>>63333867
AVERAGE
>>63333841
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>>63333841
t20
PLEASE NOTICE US MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN
>>63333867
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>yfw there was a BSA near me showing me how manly his superior sports were
>>63333899
>those prices
fucking kek
it's going to be empty
Tickets to the Big Based League are like $20 for a family
>>63333913
Tbf Shaq is pretty big and strong
>>63333899
>that field
>>63333926
more of that cute grill anon?
>>63333899
Oakland and Colorado are the only ones that might be big enough for a real meme game
though colorado would be offset by being at a meme elevation
>>63333913
never ever
>>63333899
those are some hilariously bloated prices
Casual here. Realistically, what are >our chances desu lads?
>>63333899
I can't see people paying those prices tbqhf
>>63333953
>cute grill
>literally a 2d drawing
kys
>>63333955
>meme elevation
Just means more wallops
>>63333975
pretty low desu
>>63332696
cut500000u
>>63333972
the big strong american curry dentists will pay it for them and all their cab driving friends
>no more GOT HIM, THE LAST BALL CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT
>>63333993
Yeah thought so
>>63333988
>implying 3d is better than 2d
I think you should kys desu senpai
www.ustream.tv/channel/Sjzamh5kg9R
for the poor fags. :)
>1st over after lunch
>bowling Bane
kek
KEK
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>>63333899
JUST
KANE?
>>63334014
lawry's gonna commentate the boxing day test apparently, we're gonna have to make by with that
Why do people here hate Borns?
Why do anal beads feel so good anons? I fucking love them, especially putting a butt plug in after them
Will Bushman Koala score a century when comes in?
>>63334076
h-hi
>>63334076
Wouldn't it feel like you have to take a huge shit?
>>63334067
Because they only like meme hitters like Warner, and hate someone who plays the game properly with a slow strike rate.
>>63334115
kinda, but the stretching and all that feels good and the jiggle of the beads. I like pulling the beads out fast though
>tfw mudslime playing for Australia
Go kiwis, at least you guys have integrity.
>>63334109
what are the boundaries? it looks postage sized
although given all the players are past the hill they probs won't be able to get many DHL maximums
I'm on day 11 nofap and I wanna cum really bad desu
For fuck's sake Poo Peeland. This is why we can't have a 5 match series with you. Because you get btfo whenever we play.
Now instead of a decent team for boxing day, that would provide a good match and good banter, I have to go watch the >west indies
I hope you're happy.
>>63334159
have a prostate orgasm and try and to cum
>tfw really hungee and mummy hasn't brought me home lunch yet
Steve Waugh
>>63334185
I am sure cooking chicken tendee's isn't too hard
>Poo Peeland
can i buy one of these hats somewhere
any of them desu
Geoff Lawson
>>63334185
>tfw two packs of mi goreng noodles and a coffee for lunch
Crickets back getting comfy bruhs
>tfw not going to get any uni study done today
>>63334258
3
PS what are you on about m8
>>63334211
That's a savage, they're native to New Zealand. Mudslimes aren't supposed to be here, Australia belongs to Anglo Saxons first, Germans second, Scandinavians third, Irish fourth, Abos fifth, wogs sixth, Frenchmen seventh, Asians eighth, Africans ninth, and Arabs last. Anyone after Abos shouldn't be playing cricket for us.
>>63334179
KFC demanded West Indies play on Boxing Day
>>63334258
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
>yfw this Aussie commentator gets replaced by English commentary in 3 hours
Lads I really don't like the new Milo recipe
:/
>>63334185
Go get a KFC™ zinger box
>>63334288
>woke up at 10 and since then have written 2 lines of an essay
p-p's get degrees right
>>63334150
that's not where they're playing, every other stadium is smaller
google earth tells me that from a point in the center it's about 60-65m to the seats almost everywhere
Is Joe Burns Elite?
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>>63334358
That's pretty small desu, should see lots of Yes Bank Maximums™ to appease the big strong americans
>>63334326
they changed milo?
>>63334292
cricket style bucket hat, what is this called?
>>63334332
My first exam is the 13th. I didnt do much study yesterday and said "ill do it tomorrow" and forgot til this morning the cricket was on.
>>63334397
oh bro you get those from KFC
>The kiwis lost their control
They never fucking had any
>>63334391
Probably in NZ. They drink Ovaltine.
>>63334414
ty senpai
Will Burns score a century?
Bez on Cricinfo
>Bez: "That's nothing, Shane. As of the start of the 26th over, if both Warner and Burns suddenly decide to retire hurt right now without scoring another run, and Warner, for some unfathomable reason, then decides to retire from Test cricket immediately following this innings, and Burns goes on to score exactly 3517 more runs in his next 77 innings featuring 426 fours and 34 sixes, and with 3 of those innings being not out… Warner and Burns will have the exact same batting stats (except strike rate). How about THAT?!"
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>>63334391
Not much it's just tastes a little bit burnt when you eat it raw. I thought it was a bad batch originally but this is the second in a row that's had it
Also it's way more powdery
>>63334397
Get a Super Variety Bucket™ from KFC™, empty all the goods into a bin or into friends and family's mouths.
Wear said bucket on head
The better hat is the Watermelon desu senpai
>>63334437
probably not
>>63334414
if you have one on your head at the BBL and you catch a ball you win shit
Is this the designated /nrl/ thread?
>>63334159
Day 17 here
>>63334445
Top fucking bantz, get that guy to /cric/
>>63334445
Bez with the elite bants
hahahaha, Mitch Johnson's such a douche
>>63334445
That is pretty fucking ridiculous that someone would even bother calculating any of that
>>63334445
that's deep
>tfw going on a date tonight with a real qt
We are all gonna make it bruhs :)
>>63334482
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>>63334480
>Le bantz meme XDXDXD
back to facebook you normies
>>63334491
You can find those stats on one page by googling their names.
>>63334541
Sorry sir :^)
>>63334541
bantz is a native /sp/ meme you freshcunt
>>63334541
I fucked your mum's back and face with some normies Tbh
When will the all-rounder meme end /cric/?
>nevill's the 2nd oldest
>bitchwide is the most "experienced"
>bitchwide johnshit is our most experienced player
still can't get over this
>>63334582
Johnson would be second oldest in the team
>>63334582
>>nevill's the 2nd oldest
he's third
1. Voges
2. Bitchwide
3. Nevill
Curries vs Saffers will be much more entertaining than this tbhonest.
who iggs here?
>>63334582
It's a refreshing change not having to rely on pensioners
