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/cfb/ - My conference is better than your conference edition


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>Note: irrelevant conferences have been excluded from this map.
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Hey guys guys guys wanna hear some funny jokes I heard?

>Alabama education
>Alabama culture
>Alabama football
>Alabama genetics

All really good ones you can laugh at for weeks
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2nd for LSU
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>irrelevant conferences have been excluded from this map
then why is the shig12 and lac12 still on it?
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who /examweek/ here?
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>CFB #1 excluded from map
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>mfw an Alabama resident attempted to solve a basic addition/subtraction math problem and became so frustrated at his brains inability to enter a state of critical thinking and solve the problem due to generations of inbreeding and toddler alcohol consumption he took all of his rage out by tying his sister down and giving her some sweet bama lovin'
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>>63322971
>Minnesota and Iowa in the Big XII
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>>63322982
yeah but they had spirit
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post yfw Alabama, Florida, and LSU get into the CFP
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>>63322971
>Kentucky in the B1G
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tOSU
2. LSU
3. Baylor
4. Clemson
5. Notre Dame
6. Bama
7. Iowa
8. Oklahomo
9. Houston
10. Mankato


*****Based off of projections and "Quality losses"*****
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>>63323136
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Final 4 after the season ends:

1. Clemson
2. Ohio State
3. Alabama
4. Oklahoma

NC game: Ohio State v. Oklahoma

Champion: Ohio State
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>>63323160
That one actually makes sense. Most UK fans don't know they have a football team and root for IU outside of basketball.
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>mfw Alabama beats LSU, wins the SEC West, wins the SEC, and wins the 4th national title in 7 years
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>mfw a student at the university of Alabama attempted to log on to a computer for the first time in his life and got so scared by the foreign technology he was confronted with he ran back to his trailer and sucked his uncles dick before railing back a 30 case of Budweiser
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>>63323166
>8
wat
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>>63323183
We prefer states that are literate though. In other words, everyone who isn't Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi and West Virginia
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>>63323203

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>>63323179
What is this shit
Oklahoma is gonna choke again, It happens at least twice a year, happened 3 times last year
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>>63323179
I think Notre Dame has a much better chance of getting in than Oklahoma does - and not just based on their current rankings. Ignoring what I think of the rosters/teams themselves, based on their remaining schedules Notre Dame has a much better chance of running the table than Oklahoma does. It also looks like the committee would think more highly of a 1-loss Stanford than 1-loss TCU/Baylor (or possibly even 2-loss TCU/Baylor). Assuming they both win out I think Notre Dame will most likely get the nod.
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>>63323179
Reminder that Nuts in the Wind cannot differentiate between meet and meat and nothing he/she says should be taken seriously ever again.
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>>63323219

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>>63323179
can't see OU winning out. they're dropping a game
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>>63323179
It would be my picks too desu.
Maybe Notre Dame instead of Oklahoma.
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>>63323242
>using your phone to go on 4chan

Are you really that addicted?
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>>63323242
I have never seen someone this unironically mad on the internet before
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>>63323275
>you in charge of having a job
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>>63323194

>mfw a corndog coonass spoke backwards broken french to me and then cooked a swamp animal and pretended it was good
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>>63323179
I think Ohio State will either be #1 or not included desu
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>>63323278
And I've never seen someone with such a poor grasp of the English language on the internet (excluding anyone from Alabama, that's like translating ancient script)
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>>63323301
>not liking fried alligator
Kill yourself you backwoods Alabama faggot
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>>63322971

why no ACC?
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>>63323301
>yfw you realize Alabama is LITERALLY so far behind the times and stuck in their knuckle dragging, bible thumping ways that you can get jailed for getting a blowjob

Lol
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>>63322971
updated map
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>>63323414
scratch that. the shig12 x should be red
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>>63322971
>North Carolina, Duke, and Virginia ever letting the ACC dissolve

lel
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>>63323408

>knowing about that law that obviously isn't enforced
Did your dad go to jail here for giving head?
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I know it's because big distances and huge number of top teams but this whole conference idea looks stupid.
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>Alabama bulls in charge of laying down good pipe

Jesus, that state is like some sort of crazy, fucked up genetic experiment that has been put on display for public amusement.
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>>63323235
I don't know, TCU and Baylor have such low value now, but they are each about to play two unbeaten teams and Oklahoma. Oklahoma is about to play 3 unbeatens. I think whoever comes out of that will have a better resume than Stanford who plays a bunch of shitty Dtteams and a one loss ND. ND just has Stanford. I think going through that gauntlet with just one loss will make whoever emerges appear better for knocking off several top 15 opponents week by week by week.
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>>63323472

>being from Poland
This isn't the soccer thread, faggot.
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>>63323472
go root for notre dame then fag
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>>63323503

Daily reminder that the last 3 times Alabama came to the state of Louisiana, we brought an ass whippin with us.
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>>63323513
USAians are always present in real football threads so why can't I be here?
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>>63323559

Americans who follow soccer are faggots who played too much Fifa as a kid. What do you want me to tell ya?
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>>63323547
>Alabama fans already trying to cope with the upcoming loss with m-muh history!
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>>63323472
Sup my fellow european :)
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>>63322971
>irrelevant conferences have been excluded
>still has the "big" 12
>the big 12 isn't irrelevant
The CFP rankings would beg to differ
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>>63323559
Those are Mexicans
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FINAL 4:

1. Clemson
2. OSU
3. Alabama
4. Notre Dame

4. Notre Dame over 1. Clemson
3. Alabama over 2. OSU

4.Notre Dame over 3. Alabama
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>>63323603

5 5 5 5 5 in a row, you bitch you. See ya on Saturday, and then you'll go away til next year when you think you have a shot at dethroning the kings again.

>Our coach brings grass from our stadium to snack on during the game

LSU faggots are the worst.
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>>63323242
>caring this much about a gay namefag that eats cum

Literally kill yourself
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>>63323595
Only why are you so insecure of your "sport".
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>>63323650
>reminder that LSU has a better record in Bryant Denny than Alabama
Go cook some more meth while you fuck your cousin while wearing a houndstooth hat
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>>63323644
>Notre Dame over Clemson

quite the kek, I must say
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>>63323644

>notre dame
>beating Alabama in a year that doesn't start with 19
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mfw we can ruin both memephis and houston's season
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>>63323650
You wouldn't be replying this much if you weren't worried about them losing the game.

So yeah, see you on Saturday :)
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>>63323680

>yfw ESPN will do a segment this weekend on how Les Miles likes to eat grass and you corndogs will act like it's some endearing character quirk
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End of season:
1. LSU
2. Clemson
3. Ohio State
4. Notre Dame

5. Baylor
6. Bama
7. Memephis
8. TCU
9. Iowa
10. MSU

I know we expect "ha-ha le crazeeey November XD" but it'll be crazy because nothing will fucking happen. Maybe teams that will already be out of the picture will get upset here and there but nothing catastrophic will happen.

ND>LSU
OSU>Clemson

ND v OSU???
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>>63323644
Clemson, tOSU, LSU, and Bammer are really the only teams that have a legitimate chance to win the championship game.
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>>63323732
ND v. OSU would be highest rated game ever watched
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>>63323732
I mean, Temple basically laid out the gameplay to everyone in the country for how to beat Notre Dame. All we need is one team that can match up with their receivers, then wait for ND's shitty quarterback (not even a meme qb just shitty) to throw picks in the red zone.
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>>63323730
Its a better quirk than raping your aunt and sister in the back of the trailer.
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It's a well known fact to anybody that lives in the south that LSU fans are the scummiest pieces of shit on the planet.
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F4

1. Clemson
2. LSU
3. Notre Dame
4. Memphis

Clemson>Memphis
LSU>Notre Dame

Clemson>Notre Dame
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>>63323821
our meme quarterback also ran for 143 yards and 2 touchdowns. good luck stopping our pass game, QB run game, and RB run game
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>>63323732
I would fucking kill for a Notre Dame v. Ohio State national championship game
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>>63323821
see with that I could see BC stunning notre dame because BC has that pass defense which is like the only thing they can do well
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>>63323879
How does clemson play Notre Dame in the Championship if Notre Dame loses to LSU?
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>>63323883
>good luck stopping our pass game

>11 td and 6 ints
>good luck stopping that

Thanks for the kek m8
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>>63323897
That and randomly beating Notre Dame every now and then is the only thing BC ever really does well at all
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>>63323900

touchdown jesus
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>>63323869
It's a well known fact to anybody that lives in the south that Alabama fans are the least intelligent, most bible thumpin', cousin fucking pieces of shit on the planet.

They are also statically proven to be 800x more likely to rape a family member than any other state.
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>>63323701
>this happens
>navy then beats temple in the AAC championship and gets an NYC bowl bid
sounds good
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>>63323732
ND vs OSU would be fucking awesome.
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>>63322971
>Kentucky has no schools in the big ten
>Kentucky has a school in the sec
that map is retarded
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>>63323956
*NY6
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>>63323945

>someone being religious and having morals is bad
Found the fedora wearing LSU fag.
>implying New Orelans isn't the murder capital
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>>63323972
no it wouldn't, it would be a fucking slaughter
nd is absolute shit
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>>63323972
We're talking about Ohio State here France, not Oklahoma State ;)
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Hypothetical but not impossible scenario:
>Bama beats LSU and wins SEC
>Oklahoma wins the gauntlet in the Big 12
>Notre Dame beats Stanford and wins out
>Clemson fucks up and an ACC Coastal team wins the championship game

Your final 4 would be
1. Ohio State
2. Alabama
3. Oklahoma
4. Notre Dame

Best playoff scenario ever, or best playoff scenario ever?
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>>63324090
solid final 4 full of true bloods
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>>63324047
Even a slaughter of ND at the hands of Urban Meyer's Buckeyes would be purely orgasmic
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>>63324054
Haha. :D
If Ok State succeed to get into the championship game I honestly don't care who they will face.
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>>63323641
This desu
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>>63324090
who the fuck wants to see alabama in the playoffs?
I want to see tOSU for sure (fuck off sparty you overrated hacks)
LSU over Alabama because either we get more "fournette is le GOAT get ready for 2016" or "fournette is overratted" and either way there's a narrative for next season
Clemson so they can clemson in a semifinal game
And Oklahoma I'll give you, that would be fine with me
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>>63324090
>Clemson fucking up in the championship game
>all the >clemsoning that will happen if that(it will) occur
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>fiesta bowl will be a CFP semifinal in 2016 and 2019
if hurr state doesn't make either of these, is the meme officially over?
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>>63324090
Tbh I think the Florida State game is an "all or nothing" for Clemson.
They win their sport for PO is almost locked. (Somebody really think they will lose against a Coastal team?)
They lose against a not-so-good FSU team they're out.
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>>63324277
Because these are the four truest Bluebloods of college football, with four of the biggest followings in the sport. The mayhem, bootyblasting, and hype would be unmatched by anything in the entire history of college football, even 1973.
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>Clemshit above LSU

I haven't been here for a week, anyone care to explain this faggotry?
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>>63324424
Ok, how about 3 bluebloods and then clemson thrown in there for giggles
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>>63323956

>Implying the game wont be on land
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>>63324440
ND apparently > Florida
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>>63324440
Not only is Clemson clearly a more complete team than LSU, their strength of schedule is higher.
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>>63324440
LSU will jump to 1 after they decimate Alabama this weekend.
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>>63324466
Nah fuck Clemson. I want to see the Clemsoning happen to Pitt or Duke or UNC or someone else hilarious in the ACC championship game
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>>63324507
Overall SoS maybe, but LSU has the #1 remaining SoS. Clemson is at
>53
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Why are we even bothering to discuss all this when it's obvious that LSU is far and away the best team this year and will win the natty undefeated?
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>>63324686
Clemson has the better SoS to date, which matters right now. LSU will jump them
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>>63324713
Been saying this since the preseason desu. They hate us cause they aint us
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>>63324424
What happened in 1973?
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>>63324508

I can't wait for Sunday when you are nowhere to be found, you fucking white trash LSU piece of shit.
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>>63324901
>Alabama fan calling anyone else white trash

Oh the ironing
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>>63324901
>>63325154
It's funny because there's literally 0 white people in Alabama. It's all just niggers and Irish descendants.
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>>63324861
I fucked your grandma.
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End of year playoffs sponsored by ESPN

1.ALABAMA
2.LSU
3.FLORIDA
4.STANFORD
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>>63325154

Try not to fall asleep in Krystals after your annual ass whooping this year.
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>>63323019
Someone's team isn't sec
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>ACC
>irrelevant
>has a national champion more recently than the SEC
>has the current #1 ranked team
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>>63325242
>being this out of the loop
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>>63325199
Florida is not a good team.
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>>63323084
>mfw
>no picture
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>>63325268
horrible meme
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>>63325425
Yes, Florida is indeed a horrible meme.
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Florida and Baylor don't have QBs
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>>63323683
Clemson only beat ND by 2 after a failed 2 point conversion. Add in the weather, home field advantage, and the fact that ND turned it over twice going into the end zone. I think ND would probably win the rematch.
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>>63325505

If you wanna play the what if game for that game, Clemson was one dropped pass away from going up 28-3 in the 3rd. You can play that shit both ways.
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>DeShone Kizer is a meme QB

literally why other than the redzone INTs against Temple
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>>63325505
lol no

>bu-but muh monsoon
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>>63325516
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Does Iowa stand a chance against a MSU or tOSU in the B1G Championship?
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>>63325707
MSU Yes OSU no
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>>63324424

Texas is more of a blueblood than Oklahoma
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>>63324861
Probably the craziest year of college football ever. Dominated by the blueblooded programs: Ohio State, Oklahoma, Michigan, Notre Dame, Alabama, USC.

Oklahoma went undefeated against seven ranked opponents, but tied USC. USC lost just one regular season game, to Notre Dame.

Ohio State and Michigan went undefeated to the last game of the season, when they played each other for what many considered to be the season's National Championship game. They played each other to a tie. OSU was selected to go to the Rose Bowl only because Michigan's QB was injured in the game.

Notre Dame went undefeated. Alabama also went undefeated. Alabama was awarded #1 in the Coaches poll, because the Coaches poll named their champion before the bowl season.

In the bowl season, #3 Notre Dame played #1 Alabama. They won, and were given the #1 AP poll spot.

However, #2 Oklahoma was undefeated but ineligible for postseason play. #3 Ohio State, who had just dropped to #3 for tying undefeated Michigan, played USC, the team that tied Oklahoma and played Notre Dame close. Ohio State demolished them into a million little pieces.

The result was pure chaos
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>>63325810

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>>63323183
>UK fans rooting for IU under any circumstance
confirmed for not knowing shit
Well, perhaps you mean UofL fans now that Louisville is irrelevant
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>>63325570
I didn't mention dropped passes but ND had quite a few of those as well. It was a good game and it was and would be close again but I still believe that ND would win the rematch.
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>>63325857

you are a huge cumdrinking faggot.
>it was pure chaos
>i know because i wasn't born until 20 years later
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>>63325505
If ND were actually good, none of that would have been a problem.
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>>63325268
And this changes the top 4 how?
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>>63325936
If Alabama was good they wouldn't have lost to Ole Miss who lost twice now. One loss to Memphis might I add.
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>>63325505

Clemson beat Notre dame after stopping a two point try and after forcing multiple turnovers and was able to handle the weather. Stop making excuses that ND lost the game themselves. They never even had a fucking lead in that game.
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new bluebloods:

Alabama
Ohio State
LSU
Florida State

thoughts?
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>>63325998

>one loss teams never win championships
You are an idiot.
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>>63326042

Forrest Gump was a work of fiction. It wasn't a documentary. Silly coonass.
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>>63325857
>Alabama still claims that year
>This is the case for like half of their fucking championships

and people wonder why they hate them
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>>63325505
Notre Dame got rolled in the first three quarters. Clemson then stared playing shitty ass prevent defense and gave up two touchdowns in the fourth.
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>>63326033
I agree they did lose it themselves. I'm talking about how it could easily be different in a rematch. If people want to make similar excuses for Bama losing to a two loss team then why not do it for the team that is ranked below Bama?
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>>63326133

If niggas ain't hating then you ain't doing it right.
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>>63326142
Notre Dame outgained them the whole game and their defense shut them down the 2nd half you literal retard
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>>63325822
Based on literally what?

>>63325911
Anon asked what happened in 1973. I explained. It resulted in the coaches poll taking their vote after bowl season from then on, it was brought up when the BCS title game was introduced as a reason behind needing it, it was brought up as a reason for the 4 team playoff, it gets brought up for arguments for an 8 team playoff, and it gets mentioned every time someone talks shit about how many titles Bama claims.
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notre dame almost lost to temple


remember last time everybody thought ND was good? they got raped by Alabama.

Notre Dame would be 3-5 if they were in the SEC or Big 10
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reminder that ND never even won a BCS bowl
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>>63326058
>Putting words in someone else's mouth
>Then thinks they are an idiot for what is really your own words
>In reality you just called yourself an idiot.

Cretin.
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>>63326218
texas is the most popular and most valuable team mate

and they are the top school in the top football state
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>>63325608
this

He's done well after Meme Zaire went down
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>>63326232
>muh muh past

Temple is no longer a meme team and Notre Dame is a way different team than 3 years ago. So is Bama.
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>>63326281

>going 3-5 in the big 12
Top notch program, bro.
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>>63326281
Ohio State and Michigan have the largest fanbases. Texas doesn't have the resume Oklahoma does and their popularity isn't that far apart.
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>>63326215
>whole game

guessing you didn't watch it
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>>63322971
>being this assblasted that iowa is undefeated in the B1G you have to move them out

can't handle the memes?
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>>63323193
>he thinks the BCS counts

Cute anon
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>this isn't true about Notre Dame or Alabama because this is what happened 1000 years ago: the thread
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>>63325998
Has nothing to do with what i said.
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>>63326048
same old boring shit
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>>63326454

>The only national championships that matter are the ones my school won
Feel free to go fuck yourself, pal.
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>>63326360
> muh past
the game vs alabama was only 3 years ago and ND has consistently choked in big games for the last 20 years. they would get wrecked by even a halfway decent team like Michigan on TAMU
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>>63325822
Debatable. Plus, Texas ain't playing for shit this year.
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>>63326471
I didn't mean to imply that you did. I was mostly making a point to others.
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>>63326535
>Clemson literally is named for choking
>doesn't even say anything
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>>63326535
ND did beat LSU in the bowl game last year. If you want to bring up three years ago we should also mention LAST year.
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I'm still struggling to understand why Clempsun is even in the top 25
Why?
They haven't played anyone
They're in the goddamn ACC
They should be in the bottom half
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>>63325857
Miami was also undefeated, but they weren't one of the top 5 teams at the end of the year, like 12th or something
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dam y da big 10 so legit doe cuh
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>>63326670
Eh even that might be outdated. Both teams are way better than the Music City Bowl game. I was there
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>>63326721
>They haven't played anyone
Name any team in the CFP who has
>They're in the goddamn ACC
So is FSU
>They should be in the bottom half
Not from what the stats say
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>>63326731
Wut Miami was 5-6
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>>63326820
I don't think you can look to the past year(s) for results because the teams are different. My point is that game is a lot more relevant than a game three years ago.
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>>63326461
pretty much most threads anyway
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>>63326896
Ohio, Miami Ohio
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>>63326926
exactly, only 14 year olds bring up shit from 4 years ago. Hell ND doesn't even run the same defense
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>>63326926
the one thing you can take away from it is the way Fournette and Prosise tore it up and theyre even better than last year

LSU playing ND wud be gud
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>>63327006
Oh >MAC
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everybody quick, post yfw Ohio State loses to Illinois and nuts in the wind fucks off forever
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>>63327126
Yeah. That goes with my point that the game is much more relevant than the Bama-ND game. When looking to the past you can usually get some information from a year or two ago. The problem is the further you go back the more changes there are to the teams. Unless you have an all freshman team, your team will be completely different in four years. If you have all SRs or even JRs then the next year your entire team is different. Never mind the growth factor and system changes.
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Florida would beat Iowa
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>>63327316
I wouldn't mind as long as I had some cum to drink after the game.
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>>63326535
>games 19 years ago matter in any conceivable way
>games 3 years ago, featuring almost entirely different rosters, matter
>ND has played and beaten michigan a ton in that 20 year span that you brought up
>ND beat the pac 12 and big 12 champs in 2012, but those weren't big games

bruh you gotta get a hold of yourself
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>>63327316
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>>63322971
Why is Nebraska and Minnesota in the Big 12?
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>>63325822
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>>63327484
Why ISN'T Nebraska in the Big 12?
>fuk u texas
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>>63327484

because your mother loves the cock
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>>63327316
I didn't fuck off after losing to MSU and Clemson at the end of last year or after losing to V Tech last year. I don't go anywhere
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fun fact of the day:

the number of BCS bowl wins Notre Dame has in the last 20 years is exactly equal to the number of undisputed national championships the SEC has had in their entire history.

#weird but true

#BIG10 STRONG
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>>63327822
*at the end of 2013
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>>63324017
>religious and having morals

Lol ya because the two have some kind of correlation right? Can't wait to send Bama sisterfuckers back home again with a sore asshole.
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>>63327965
>back home
>again
>have lost 4 in a row to Bama
>3 of those losses were in Louisiana

Try to keep up, junior.
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florida got shafted by the rankings desu
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>>63328243

win the rest of their games and their in. why do you faggots care about ranking so much when they literally don't matter?
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post the most meme playoffs possible:

> Iowa
> Memphis
> Clemson
> Baylor
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>>63328406
literally nothing else to talk about
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>>63328483
>Clemson
>Alabama
>Ole miss
>LSU
would hang self desu
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>>63327382
Maybe. It'd be a close low scoring game either way.
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>>63323650
Do you even pay attention you faggot? He eats the grass at every stadium, he just prefers the grass in Baton Rouge because of the corndog batter.
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Will Michigan State end the regular season in the top ten after a close loss to OSU?
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>>63329007
Yes. The loss probably doesn't have to be that close.
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>>63328745
Post you own top 25s and everyone else tells you why they suck
1. Clelmson
2. Baylol
3. Lolhio State
4. LelSU
5. Alelbama
6. TCU
7. MSU
8. Notre Dame
9. Iowa
10. Florida
11. Memphis
12. Stanford
13. Utah
14. Michigan
15. Oklahoma
16. Oklahoma State
17. Florida State
18. Houston
19. Temple
20. Ole Miss
21. North Carolina
22. Northwestern
23. Texas A&M
24. Mississippi State
25. Duke
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>>63329050
Who do you think we'll btfo in the fourth quarter on new years this time?
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>>63329105
Pretty good until michigan imo, doesnt really matter after that point anyway
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>>63329105
List sucks because LSU-Clemson has to be the finals of the playoff.
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>>63327316
That would only make the Illinifag shitpost harder
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>>63329131
How mad would Baylor fans be if it happened AGAIN?
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So what is the tier under blue-bloods, I was thinking Penn State, Tennessee, Oklahoma, LSU, who else?
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>>63329163
They deserve it for tackle eligibles and wide receiver flea flickers to be honest
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>>63329187
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>>63329187
Oklahoma is definitely a blueblood sport. If you have any reason to claim otherwise, then maybe you should watch some football that didn't happened in the last 5 years.
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>>63329187
>Oklahoma
Nice bait
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>>63329187
Nebraska
Florida
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>>63329227
post your chart faggot
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>>63329236
>blueblood
>school color is red
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>>63329105
>Official /cfb/ Top 25: Nothing Else To Talk About Edition
1. Ohio State (8-0)
2. Baylor (7-0)
3. Clemson (8-0)
4. LSU (7-0)
5. TCU (8-0)
6. Michigan State (8-0)
7. Florida (7-1)
8. Alabama (7-1)
9. Iowa (8-0)
10. Notre Dame (7-1)
11. Memphis (8-0)
12. Stanford (7-1)
13. Utah (7-1)
14. Oklahoma (7-1)
15. Temple (yes, really)
16. Oklahoma State (8-0)
17. Michigan (6-2)
18. Florida State (7-1)
19. Houston (8-0)
20. Ole Miss (6-2)
21. North Carolina (7-1)
22. BYU (6-2)
23. Northwestern (6-2)
24. Texas A&M (6-2)
25. USC (5-3)
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>>63329315
>What is the color of blood?
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>>63329315
>red
>Not crimson and creme
baka
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>>63329323
>OU over OKST
explain yourself
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>>63329323
No fuck you Baylor doesnt belong in any discussion
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>>63329252
Yes, I know Clemson still isn't in >clemson tier, I never updated it. I think the general consensus was to switch Minny with either TAMU or Arky and move Army down so I still have yet to do that as well
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>>63329345
OU played and beat better teams, and Okie St nearly lost to Kansas State
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>>63329345
Well OU show more than Ok State.
Their victories against Texas Tech or West Virginia were way more convincing.
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>>63329368
I remember, I told you to move Colorado up after all
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>>63329368
Georgia does not belong on that tier. Drop them down to Sparty tier
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>>63329395
>>63329345
and K-State
and stronger OOC
>but not texas :(
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>>63329392
>>63329395
OU lost to Texas
OKST didn't lose to Texas

Texas is really bad
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>>63329368
>this chart
blooblod is best tripfag
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>>63329368
so outdated
kansas not being literal shit
why
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>>63329445
its an overall list, and Kansas has had some good decades here and there
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>>63329345
Before I start shitting on Okie Lite, let me first give them props and say that they legitimately have one of the best pass rushes in the nation. Now, 4 of their 5 conference wins (and coincidentally their only 4 competent opponents) needed miracles, fluke plays, or highly unlikely comebacks/implosions to happen. To their credit, they have been finding ways to win (even if a lot of those wins are lucky) and I will say that their comeback against TTU is all their doing and they should get credit for that. Now that being said, not in a single one of those 4 games did they really look better than any of their non-ranked opponents. If they can beat even one of the top 3 Big 12 teams I would say they deserve a higher spot, but honestly Oklahoma State hasn't really proved they belong any higher in my opinion. For very similar reasoning I also never had Toledo in my top 25 at any point in the season, which a lot of people gave me shit for.
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>>63329433
so memephis > alabama?
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>>63329459
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>>63329433
Better wins outweigh a loss and how bad the team you lost to literally does not matter
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>>63329470
Yes
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>>63329433
Well you can't compare a simple Big 12 game with one of the most famous rivalry in CFB.
you can't just say because Ok State > Texas and Texas > OU, Ok State > OU

>>63329425
And a stronger OOC of course
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>>63329368
wasnt SMU a better team historically than TCU
and hasnt kansas been better historically than Oklahoma State
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>>63329444
There was a really similar chart in /cfb/ years ago, but I haven't seen it posted in probably 3 years, wanted to bring it back. It included almost all of the G5 schools at the time as well, and had Miami in the bluebloods tier if anyone remembers that.
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>>63329484
If that's true, what was Bama's best win?
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>>63329537
A&M. They are 6-2.
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>>63329484
I think quality of loss does actually matter

the rankings of the 1-loss teams seem correlated with the quality of the team that generated that 1 loss, though a big win is enough to overcome an ugly loss when comparing otherwise similar teams
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>>63329511
SMU and TCU both have one good stretch for like 2-3 years and were largely trash outside of that. SMUs was just a lot more recent than TCU. SMU has also been abysmal since coming back from the Death Penalty, and while TCU was relegated to G5 they were at least winning games in the WAC/MWC.
KU and Ok-St are pretty close, I gave Ok-St a slight not for 1988 and 2011. Not sure if KU was ever that good at its peak, but Big12 fags know more about the two programs than I do
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>>63326657
>hasn't lost to an unranked team since 2011
>since 2011 has beaten Georgia, LSU, Auburn, Oklahoma, Ohio State
>currently ranked #1
>m-muh >Clemsoning
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>>63329537
tennessee desu senpai
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>>63329567
Not at all. If it did, they would have been
>ND
>Florida
>Utah
>Bama
>Stanford

Anf TCU would have been in over OSU and Baylor. Quality of loss does not matter whether you want it to or not.
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>>63329484
you can't apply this universally. you must know how stupid this sounds
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>>63329568
Nvm, Ok lite has a higher winning percentage. thats good enough IMO. Kansas has fielded more top 10 teams than Ok lite by a long shot but never did anything with them
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Final CFB Playoff Predictions:
1. Clemson
2. LSU
3. Ohio State
4. Oklahoma

>implying this year's CFB playoffs isn't the year of revenge for teams Clemson has bootyblasted
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>>63329323
>Temple that high but Notre Dame that low

The autism is strong with this one
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>>63329576
Good to know that you realize that it'll come crashing down in the next few weeks.
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Does anyone actually believe Clemson, Iowa or Oklahoma will actually make it to the playoffs or is this a sweet meme
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>>63329680
I didn't think I had ND that low. Other than the committee, almost everyone I've seen had them 8-10. Temple was leading that game in the 4th quarter and showed that they definitely could keep up with ND if not win 2-4 out of 10 matchups with them. They're one of the better 1-loss teams in the entire country tbqhwyf
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>>63329655
Absolutely you can. Teams sometimes lose to teams that are worse than them. A team is measured by what they're capable of if you want the best teams in the playoffs, and if a team isn't able to win their big games they don't belong. Who cares how they play against inferior opponents? Get used to it: Quality of loss is obsolete.

I'm not even the one applying it. The committee is generally operating with this reasoning. What I think is irrelevant
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>>63329704
No it won't. If Clemson beats FSU, then they are winning out and that's a stone cold lock.
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>>63329705
I believe Clemson will, Iowa wont because they would have to beat OSU/MSU, which they wont, and Oklahoma will lose at least one more, so they wont either
Each has as good as a chance as Ohio State did last year
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post >yfw Texas loses to Kansas
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>>63329705
I believe in Oklahoma, mostly because I don't buy the rest of the Shig 12
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>"Before "Championship Saturday," LSU was ranked No. 7 and Georgia was No. 4. However, after No. 1 Missouri and No. 2 West Virginia lost, LSU was catapulted to No. 2 based on a 21–14 win over Tennessee in the SEC Championship Game. Many argued that the Bulldogs should not play for the national title because they didn't play for—let alone win—the SEC Championship. ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit served as point man for the attack on the Bulldogs, ironically one year after pleading for an Ohio State-Michigan rematch after the Wolverines failed to win their conference.[39] The Bulldogs and Vols finished with identical 6–2 records atop the SEC East, but Tennessee represented the division in the championship game by virtue of beating Georgia 35–14 in October. Virginia Tech had been ranked No. 6, above LSU, but had to settle for the No. 3 slot, despite a convincing win over Boston College in the ACC Championship Game. Voters were likely influenced by LSU's crushing 48–7 defeat of Virginia Tech early in the season. Computer rankings placed Virginia Tech (0.960) and LSU (0.950) No. 1, and No. 2, respectively.[40] The top four teams in the BCS standings were No. 1 Ohio State, No. 2 LSU, No. 3 Virginia Tech, and No. 4 Oklahoma." Wikipedia
Jesus christ im glad the BCS is gone
and fuk herb derpstreak
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>>63326048
no such thing as a "new" blueblood. the term "blueblood" implies historical prestige and tradition.

tOSU and bama will always be bluebloods. lsu and fsu will never be bluebloods.

USC, tOSU, bama, Michigan, Oklahoma and ND will always be bluebloods. Nebraska and Texas will always be borderline, and everyone else will always never be bluebloods.

stay mad.
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>>63329844
Should have been OSU v. V Tech desu.

Yes, LSU won that title ultimately, though it was played in fucking New Orleans, but V Tech belonged
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>>63329938
that season was all kinds of fuck

Note: Since 1996, there had not been a weekend when No. 1 and No. 2 lost on the same day. In 2007 alone, No. 1 and No. 2 fell three times during the season. The first time was when LSU fell to Kentucky in three overtimes, and Cal lost to Oregon State. Then, LSU stumbled again against Arkansas in three OTs, and Kansas followed with a loss to Missouri. In the final weekend of the season, not only did No. 2 West Virginia lose to Pitt, but, in the Big 12 Championship, Missouri fell to No. 9 Oklahoma, opening up the BCS Championship.
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>>63329627
I don't really care either way, but

USC is not ranked ahead of Ole Miss, nor is it a better loss
USC is not ranked ahead of northwestern, nor is it a better loss

If you think
>Bama, ND, Florida, Stanford, Utah
doesn't show some similarity to
>ND, Florida, Bama, Stanford, Utah

then I don't know what to tell you. But I can tell you that "not at all" doesn't hold water.
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>>63322971
golden state and spurs are goat
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>>63329920
There can definitely be new bluebloods, but they don't come about just from a decade of success like Miami. Duke wasn't always a /cbb/ blueblood and now they're objectively one.
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>>63329995
>i don't know how to think for myself outside of media "rankings"

USC is absolutely a better loss than ole miss. Any objective observer would agree.

The teams are pretty similar in offense and defense but Cody Kessler is a VASTLY superior qb to Chad Kelly:
http://www.cfbstats.com/2015/leader/national/player/split01/category02/sort02.html
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>>63329920
>everyone else will always never

...ok
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>>63330159
there something wrong with that?
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>>63330167
What kind of bullshit spic construction is "always never"
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>>63330184
it's grammatically correct, if a bit awkward. it positively communicates the idea i was wishing to convey.
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>>63330139
>any objective observer would agree
well, except for every ranking organization, and no doubt tons of people ITT and around the country. I actually think USC is a tougher out than their record would suggest and that their coaching situation made them underachieve, but losing by 3 scores against a flawed, albeit talented 3 loss team is not a good win, no matter what, at this stage of the season. And Bama's loss, though legitimate, featured lots of wacky shit.

AND
>trying to use offensive and defensive stats for college teams with totally different schedules, with 1/2 of conference play left to go

cmon dude, this is embarrassing.
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>>63330139
it doesn't matter if you can or can't think for yourself, the discussion is 100% regarding how the committee is assessing things. Their rankings are the only ones that matter in this context. This should be apparent if you aren't retarded.
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>>63330217
i didn't use offensive nor defensive stats except to reinforce the widely-held view that kessler is a vastly superior qb to chad kelly.

the tricky thing about usc is that usc right now is not the same usc that had 3 losses. their loss to ND was coming regardless, but the washington and stanford losses would not have happened if sark wasn't driving the ship to the bottom of the ocean.

in other words, usc is, right now, more like a 1-loss team in terms of actual power-rankings.
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>>63330253
oh so when you used the word "objective" you meant "subjective"
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>>63326101
everyday, in Tuscaloosa, thousands of inbred hicks re enact the events that took place in Forrest Gump

ROLL TAHD

>you will always be from the fetid discolored taint of America
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sexy coach power rankings

1. Jim Harbaugh

POWER GAP

2. Dabo

POWER GAP

3. EVERYONE ELSE

POWER GAP

909090908909899. Danamanaationio
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You have 5 tries to stop Leonard Fournette from getting 10 yards in a 1 on 1 drill. If you get him down even once you win $10k.

Realistically, do you think you can you do it?
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>>63330372
dickpunch for sure. The azz whoopin i take is worth it.
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>>63330372
He's got 40 pounds on me, so probably not. When in doubt, trip him up
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>>63330372
I pay him a grand to take a fall
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>>63330384
I'm watching Pros vs Joes and one of the challenges is stopping Jamal Anderson. One dude tried to go for his feet and Anderson literally dragged him all the way to the end zone.
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>>63330372
Easy. Bring some watermelon and throw it the other direction.
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>>63323179
Oklahoma only gets in if they win out and booty blast TCU, Baylor, and OK State like we've never seen before. Although I would love to see OU get the revenge win against Clemson in the playoffs.
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>>63330384
This, I think I'm quick enough to wrap his legs up at least once in 10 tries. If I have to Jack Tatum his ass and knock him down definitely not, I'd probably just bounce off him.
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>>63330488
This, promise him a 50/50 split of the money if he agrees to convincingly fall.
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Iowa will keep winning and there is nothing any of you can do about it.

Get fucked. ON IOWA.
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So I wanna get into cfb

but i can't pick a team

who have the best fanbase
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>>63330529
>>>63330384
>This, I think I'm quick enough to wrap his legs up at least once
Based on what? Footwork is an essential part of being a rb on an elite level, he wouldn't let some scrawny white kid trip him up.
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>>63330600
Define best. Largest? OSU and Michigan. Craziest? OSU and Bama. Best traditions? Oklahoma, Texas, Ohio State, TAMU, Michigan, Auburn.
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>>63330600
Fuck off back to fucking fuck
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>>63330638
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>>63330529
First of all, you get 5 tries.

Second of all, he makes 235 pound black dudes who got a scholarship to tackle people slide off of him leg tackles every game, what makes you think you have a chance in hell.

His ankle is stronger than your entire body.
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>>63330638

Generally, I meant best traditions.

Not employing shitty people is also a big part (so out goes Penn)

Cool unis is the third straw.
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>>63330668
LSU desu senpai.

Most players in the NFL currently, you'll get to bandwagon to a championship this year.

The coach is craaaazzzyyyy and does wacky stuff like eat grass and call all these wacko trick plays!

Plus we get all the best running backs and receivers every year with ease, and our defense plays rough and dirty and likes to hurt people which makes it more fun to watch.
>>
>texas
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>>63330618
based on playing the game? If anything it wouldn't be footwork that would help him it would be his massive fucking arms pushing me on my ass when I tried to dive. But thats literally all I did in high school is go for the legs: skinny niggas runnin shit man. In high school I had to tackle a really highly recruited back who was actually in Fournette's class and has a very similar running style. The kid was in his junior year so obviously not as big as Fournette is now, but not a huge difference.
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>>63325822

Fuckin' kek
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>>63330705

Damn, that does sound cool, but bandwagoning a championship team seems shitty.

Especially rough and dirty. My NFL team are the Raiders because of their history of exactly that.
>>
Florida wins out, beats LSU in SEC championship, wins the natty.
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>>63330668
goldy bitch
>>
You have to watch Leonard Fournette and Derrick Henry fuck your white gf (if you have one) and you get $10k. It will be spread on the internet afterwards.

Do you do it?
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>>63330716
>high school
>junior year

Just stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself. You would get fucking trucked no matter where you hit him.
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>>63330725
In college football if you are a foreigner it really only makes sense to pick a team that's often a contender. At this point this year unless you pick Texas you're gonna be "bandwagoning a contender"
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>>63329920
>No such thing as a new blueblood
>What was Duke basketball before Coach K
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>>63330372
Lol no I wouldn't stand a chance
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Does any team have a live animal mascot that could take mike in a fight?
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>>63330748
of course, that's much cheaper than the bull I hire to do it now costs
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>>63330787
the horse sized duck Oregon has
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>>63330787
>fighting OSU's irl incarnation of our mascot
>Mike tries to eat a buckeye
>chokes on it and dies because they aren't edible
>Mike BTFO
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>>63330725
Lol.

But really, it is fun watching their games as the head coach is notorious for dragging shit out to the last play and calling stupid ass trick plays and shit that keep you on your toes, and they turn out successful NFL players year in and out, so you always have talent to watch on the field.

And they get lots of prime time games you it would be easy for you to catch them, Muhammad.

And if you like fast, aggressive defensive play they have that. Although they do give up a lot of yards.
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>>63330725
Miami (aka the U) might be the Raiders of college football.

Alternatively, you might be entertained by reading up on Woody Hayes
>assaulting opposing player
>couldn't go for 3
etc
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>>63330372

Yes I could take him down because I'm not a little pussy. Would I get trucked? Sure i'm out of shape and haven't played ball in 10 years but i'd still be able to get him down.
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>>63330822
>hey guys I played high school in football, you shoulda seen us take state: the post
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>>63330822
>I-I could take him down because I'm not a pussy!
>Even though I'm a fat loser!
This guy
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>>63330787
Auburn
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>>63330844
does auburn have a live tiger?

>>63330805
dude in a duck suit isnt a live animal mascot m80
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>>63330787
>We're tigers, we dictate ON THE FIELD
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>>63330834
>>63330837

>I never played sports and am terrified of a 20 year old kid
Sorry bro. I could tackle him. Would i light his ass up? Nah.
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>>63330855
next you're gonna tell me santa isn't real fuck off
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>>63330864
I can just picture your jersey from high school hanging in a frame in your room, with you staring at it and crying every night knowing that was the best point of your life and it's all been downhill from there.
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>>63330864
This isn't your regular 20 year old dude.
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>>63330787
>not even letting your tiger live at a zoo
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>>63330864
Just to clarify, most of the people posting here are attending college or working in their lower-mid 20's, so calling him a 20 year old is only demeaning to you, since you're in your 30's hanging out on 4chan.

Loser.
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>>63330855
Auburn has a live WAR eagle, and tigers can't fly

and I'm not talking about the sabermetric, senpai
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>>63330356
>he thinks there are coaches hotter than Kliff
>>
Sexy Coach Powerrankings

1. Kliff

.
.
.
Powergap
.
.
.

Everyone else.
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>>63330928

>being in your 20s
>sitting at home on 4chan instead of going out partying and banging broads
Life is going to pass you by young man. Who is the real loser here?
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>>63330600
>Best Fanbase
Oklahoma cause im in it, also they are bluebloods, also they are currently a decent team and look to be for the foreseeable future.
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>>63330928
>your life is better at 30 than at 18-24
>it's less pathetic to be on 4chan in the evening at 18-24 than at 30

please dude, this is the best thing I do all day. And my life is better than most of my friends'. I'm just bummed I wasted so many of my actually good years online on ytmnd and shit
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>>63330954
>going out on Wednesdays instead of getting school work done so I won't turn out to be a failure like you

I can smell the dirty loser emitting from your posts, senpai.

I've don't plenty of partying, shit is overrated and played out after a while.
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>>63330488
>>63330565
>Implying a nigger would settle for half let alone a tenth of a share of money
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>>63330990
>only losers use the internet at 7 pm
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>come into work to find out a control valve caught on fire and a motor needs set up to be taken out

Just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>63330990

You're only young once. Don't piss it away online dude. And Wedensday night was a prime bar night when i was in college. Go get your dick sucked already.
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>>63331006
>you in charge of reading comprehension

So... Construction, kitchen or warehouse job?
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>>63330959

>and look to be for the foreseeable future.

You want QB's or what senpai?
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>>63331029
This tbqh

>I turned 30 yesterday and it already hurts when I sleep on my side
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>>63331033
kek my job is actually excellent, I'm not sure why you are stuck on this line of thought desu senpai
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>>63331029
Well Thursday is the mid-week bar night in my town. Chill out, man. I get out plenty, I thought we were just bantering.

In fact I'm headed out the door in about 15-20. Happy now?
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>>63331029
I like playing online poker too much to go out on Wednesday.
>>
I played linebacker in junior college almost had a scholly offer from a few larger schools but decided to pursue other interests. I could almost certainly get that (highly overrated might I add) negro in the dirt at least once.
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>>63330787
>making your mascot/nickname something that isn't specific to your school/region and isn't even found naturally in your state

Also

>copying your nickname from another school
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>>63331035
What? Yes? What?
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>>63331076

>in college
>not drinking wed-saturday and trying to fingerblast drunken sorority sluts in the middle of a crowded bar
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>>63331124

That sounds like high school.
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>>63331124
>sorority sluts

Absolutely shit tier taste.
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>>63331103

>not playing D3 at a good academic institution

it was living the life bro. until muh patelar tendon
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Jesus Christ people. None of you are tough badasses. You all peaked in high school, and you would all get raped by Fornette one on one.
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>>63331151

>hot girls with rich dads who are literally only in college to meet a man to support them for the rest of their life
Those are the best kind. They know their place in life.
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>>63331171

I might not run over Fournette, but i'd fuck your pussy ass up. Fight me bitch.
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>>63331171

CFB IS LITERALLY THE PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL SPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63331187
Alright. Let's fucking go. I have lab tonight and it ends at 9:45. After that I'm lighting your candy-ass up bitch.
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>>63331174

my gf's family lives in one of those all glass houses and has an elevator in it and shit.

she's pretty down to earth and has held down jobs before, but she likes handbags and clothes and fuckton
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>>63331210
Forgot the comma
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>>63331171
>implying i didn't peak in middle school
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>>63331218
>my gf

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63331230

>be in middle school
>hit puberty before most other kids
>shoot up to 6'4"
>dominate the middle school game
>get to high school
>everybody else catches up
>have a pretty mediocre high school career

But man, fuck was I a beast in middle school.
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>>63331274
I was this way with my dick size. My dick was already 6 inches and thick by the time I was 13/14 and a lot of people knew so girls would want to diddle it every now and then.

Then high school happened and it never really grew anymore and everyone probably caught up or passed me and now I have an average dick. Shit sucks.
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>be in middle school
>hit puberty before most other kids
>Get fucking jacked
>Fucking destroy kids
>get to high school
>Faggots grow a sack(literally)
>have a pretty mediocre high school career

But man, fuck was I a beast in middle school.
>>
>>63330600 here.

How would the Trojans be as a team to pick?

They seem pretty cool.
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>be in middle school
>hit puberty after most other kids
>Get fucking bullied
>Fucking get destroyed by kids
>get to high school
>Faggots grow a sack(literally)
>get bullied by the gays as well
>have a pretty mediocre high school career
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>/cfb/ is literally trying to brag about how awesome they were in middle school.
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>>63331338

Are you a memer, or a royalist type?
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>>63331242

it's distance bro don't /r9k/ me pls
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>>63331351

Huh?
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>>63331338
alabama they are guaranteed to be good for the next 5 years at least and produce the best NFL talent
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>>63331338
only huge problem I can see is time difference.

They make sense based on where your other tastes lie, though.
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>>63331346

>he has no glory days to relive
Your childhood must have sucked dicks.
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who /hasagf/ here
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>>63331368

Yeah, the California connection is an added bonus.

>>63331359

I'd been warned off Bama just because the fans are fucking crazy and not in a good way.
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>>63330600
Bama is the only valid choice

My only issue is that your shitty country is probably the reason the South lost the war
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>>63331338

Baylor. Highly entertaining offense, and were bottom feeders for decades while still producing some NFL legendary talent way back
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>>63331357
USC fandom is pase'
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>>63331346

>he didn't peak in Middle Shcool

>>63331357

DO YOU WANT A BLOOBLOOD OR A MEME TEAM?!!??!
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>>63331388

Good. we don't need no british faggots bandwagoning are shit. Go cheer for Oregon or some gay shit like that. Roll Tide faggot.
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>>63331408
RDT
D
T
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>>63331408
>people will fall for this bait
Falseflagging shitposter pls go
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>>63331408
>Alabama fans complaining about bandwagoners

Fucking half of your fanbase didn't even go to Alabama (let alone college)
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>having a peak

I was the valedictorian of my high school, does that count?
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>>63331399

Also one of the most likeable coaches in CFB. Art Briles is a cool ass dude.
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>>63331458
>>63331399

I do like me some underdogs. Plus that's a sweet colour scheme.
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>>63331452
Fuck no nerd. Go do some math problems or watch cartoon porn with the other geeks
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>>63331452

Not if you didn't play sports or was at least kind of popular,
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>>63331440
>>63331437
Told you
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>>63331482
>>63331487
Yea I had no friends and was pretty much unknown by the cool kids. My first beer was in college and I also lost my virginity there.
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>>63331458
Fart Cryles is a Mega-ass faggot who got butt blasted when his piece of shit team didn't get into the playoffs.
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>>63331508

hi me
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>>63331473
Baylor is like Bournemouth if they were a bit better.
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>>63331532

I don't follow football here, so the simile is lost on me.
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>>63331556
Both are memes.
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>>63331519
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>>63331556
Meme team. Meaning they can't bring in the best players so they rely on a gimmick offense and play no one good until forced to.
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>>63331458

yeah pull for Baylor if you want to cheer for a team that beats nobodies by 60 and then gets their shit pushed in when they finally play someone with a pulse.

Alabama is the obvious choice dude, now stop being a bitch and give me a Roll Tide.
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>>63331609

They bring in a lot of offensive talent because everyone gets touches and they have a chance to be on the big stage.

Defensive recruits are getting better, though.
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>>63331629
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>>63331645

>there are absolutely zero douchebags that cheer for my team
K.
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>>63331673
that's a bit harsh anon. he might be a really nice guy who just makes bad decisions based on his extreme passion. Can't fault that, really.
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yall just mad because baylor is a blue blood and your team isnt
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>>63331703
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>>63331700

The worst is the dude who walks around the stadium with his Bear Bryant back tattoo and Rammer Jammer on his forearms. That dude is such a fag.
>>
Another Wedensday night, another shitty college football game on. All those empty seats in the crowd, yet here I am, tuned in.
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>>63330751
What I'm saying isn't a testament to anything about me or my athleticism. I think most people who played ball in high school or D2/D3 ball could wrap a power-runner up and bring him down if he didn't have blockers and if they were given 5 opportunities to do so. The kid I'm talking about was probably 210-220lbs at the time, ran for over 2000 yards that year, is one of the best power backs in the country now and multiple high school kids were able to bring him down 1 on 1. I believe in the ability of the average man (assuming they're in at least relatively good shape) to get things done, that's all I'm saying.
>>
Is there anything more annoying than watching a game where one team literally runs hurry up the whole time like a bunch of pussies?
>>
>Bowling Green
>6-2
>first place

>nobody there
>>
MACtivate it
>>
ND should be in the top 4 no question. What a joke
>>
>>63331985
What's the matter, too much actual handegg in your advertisementball?
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>>63331985
Watching a game that consists of only 3-and-outs and the occasional field goal.
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>>63331985
what's pussy about that
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>Wednesday night
>ESPN2
>game includes first place (home team) and second place teams in your division
>no one there

if this was in Athens it would be nearly sold out
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>>63332032

>not getting in a huddle, calling a play, and then lining up and facing your opponent like a man
>trying to hurry up and trick the other team because you are basically admitting that you don't have the talent to beat them straight up
Whatever faggot.
>>
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>63332066
pay denbts
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>>63332073

We should eliminate the play clock, make them wait a minute to run plays, and have 2 ads in between every play.
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>>63332099
is that you nick
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>>63332073
>We're not as talented as you but we're going to beat you anyways

That's literally the exact opposite of being a pussy.
>>
>>63329007
>implying the committee don't hate >us and drop us to like 15 after losing once to a top 4 team
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>>63332133

Hurry up style is pussy ball dude.
>>
>>63332073
>being faster
>less talented
sounds like an LSU/Bama fan
>>
>>63332156
Give one reason why the committee shouldn't view MSU as a 7-1 team
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>>63332162

found the retard
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>>63332162
>requires more endurance
>requires players to make decisions faster
>requires players to be on the field more making them more vulnerable to injury

Cmon senpai. I'm not even a fan of hurry up, but really? It's not like it's a different spot, they're just playing at a faster speed and therefore playing MORE.
>>
Am I watching a High School game?
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>>63332226

It was literally designed to keep situational defensive players in the game and not getting subbed out.
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>>63332273
And?
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>>63332273

so?

get a better defense
>>
>>63332273
then git gud, if a teams players are one dimensional they deserve to get beat
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>>63332307
>>63332300

>admitting to the opposing team that in order to beat them, you have to be a pussy and try sneaky shit
Bitch move.
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>>63332300
>>63332307
>And?
>so?

Yeah. What they said.
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>>63332353

this literally makes zero sense. you just seem like a butthurt fan of a team that gets destroyed by it
>>
>>63332353
Whiners whine, winners win, suck it up buttercup
>>
Is there anything more satisfying than beating some shit talkers ass in NCAA online by taking a knee to wind the clock down and hearing him call you a faggot because he's about to rage on the other end.
>>
>>63332381

sounds like what its like playing this guy

>>63332353
>>
>>63332381
they might be able to resume making those games
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>>63332381
Having a mouthful of cum.
>>
>>63322971
Missouri is sec
>>
>>63332410

Why do you love cum so much?
>>
>>63332381
Getting a facial
>>
>>63331107
It's a reference to a civil war battalion, the Louisiana Tigers, because LSU was literally a military institution.
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>>63330787
>tfw it's not 1927
>>
>Having a white midget at running back
This is gonna be an awful game isn't it.
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>>63332515

nigga is a bulldozer
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>>63332512
>everything good of Michigan is from like 100 years ago
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>>63332546
>tfw those will never be your arms

why even lift pham?
>>
>>63332588

tfw arms are starting to get veins
>>
>>63332564
kek'd desu
I honestly don't know how the fuck anyone ever thought it was a good idea to have a live wolverine around a bunch of college kids, caged or not.
>>
>>63332619
It is pretty bad ass though desu
>>
OFFICIAL JUST GOT LAID OUT LMAO

THANK YOU REF YOU ARE OUR GREATEST DEFENDER
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>>63332630
They were badass until one ripped some kids face off
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>>63332694
Probably deserved it
>>
>>63332681

>pulling for Ohio
thats gotta be rough.
>>
>>63332764

>not pulling for your alma mater

that's gotta be bandwagon
>>
bowling green is surrounded by miles and miles of fields n shit so it's a commuter school and people aren't likely to show up for the games. also it's a mac team.
>>
>>63325822
Only in ignorance and cow fucking
>>
>>63332839

I live in a town with a Sun Belt team. I've been to a game or two, and it's always packed.
>>
>>63323376
>dieing of mercury poisoning
You could just say "fuck the gators" or something bro, you don't see me going around eating tigers.
>>
dis game
>>
The official really real power 25 team rankings:

1) Michigan St
2) Clemson
3) Ohio St
4) LSU
5) Alabama
6) Iowa
7) Utah
8) Florida
9) Notre Dame
10) Memphis
11) Stanford
12) Penn St
13) UCLA
14) Texas A&M
15) Florida St
16) USC
17) Mississippi
18) Northwestern
19) BYU
20) TCU
21) Oklahoma
22) Michigan
23) Mississippi St
24) Temple
25) West Kentucky
>>
>>63325911
Literally every blueblood fanbase knows about what happened in 1973 very well though. That one season undeniably impacted CFB more than any other single season because it WAS chaos - you don't have to be older enough to have seen it play out to know that. I wasn't alive during the Black Death, but I know it fucking sucked.
>>
>>63331985

Get off 4chan, Nick Saban.
>>
>my life is so boring im watching bowling green
>>
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I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>
>>63333198
haha there's no way a busy and successful coach like Nick Saban would be on /cfb/
>>
>>63333883

Guess again. I'm Nick Saban. Just sitting in my office watching game film, ready to fuck LSU's weak ass shit up on Saturday.
>>
>>63333940
Buy Coker some acne medicine.
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>tfw you suddenly realize you've been getting excited about an 8-4 season
>>
>>63333962

>implying that wouldn't get my program in trouble
>>
>>63333940
>>63333994
don't listen to this anon. he's actually Lane Kiffin trying to usurp me, the real Nick Saban
>>
>>63333151
Switch Florida and Iowa desu
>>
This whole idolizing of 'blue bloods' is pretty nauseating, to be honest. Football is all about what have you done for me lately. Is Alabama great because they were good way back when? No, they're great because they're good NOW. Nebraska is dogshit and none of their past success matters. LSU is great and none of their past irrelevance matters. What matters is what you're doing this season, and that's all.

Idolizing programs because they had past success is for countries with hereditary monarchies. This is America. We have no royalty.
>>
>>63333994
Maybe he wouldn't fuck up so much if he got rid of the acne and fucked more bitches.

Like a self-confidence thing.
>>
>>63334057

Could at least attempt to hide your butthurt/jealousy better, faggot-face.
>>
>>63334073

he's about to play the biggest game of his life in 3 days. a couple of zits aren't on his brain.

>Implying the starting QB of Alabama doesn't get pussy
Doesn't matter what he looks like anon. Women fuck men for their status.
>>
>>63334138
lolololol faggot ass Nebraska fan detected, go shuck your corn you inbred hick
>>
>>63334140
>thinking women don't go for looks in a man

lol that probably explains why your ugly ass can't get any lmfao ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
>>63334057

found the iowa state fan
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>>63334057
>>
post yfw tigers take a 17 point lead at half time over the "crimson"-tide
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>>63334247
I see Josh Dobbs rolling around campus on a hoverboard with at least two blond qts at his side all the time and he looks like this
>>
>>63334329
cutting off his sixhead
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>>63334247

>implying being the starting QB of a college like bama where football is king doesn't get you laid.
You are honestly retarded bruh.
>>
>>63334329
Sorry, i should have been more specific.

You're right about men with significant power/status, they can fuck anyone.

But i meant regular people, having good looks can get you a good bit of play even if you don't have some big shot job as long as you aren't completely autistic.
>>
can't wait for bama to bury fagnette and shut up these lsu shitters.

R O L L

T I D E
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>>63334329
he should take a sharpie and draw on angry eyebrows during important drives
>>
LSU is going to shove the football so far up Alabama's ass it's not even funny. They've had this ass kicking coming for a long, long time.

LSU - 34
Sisterfuckers - 10
>>
This is going to be like Peyton Manning's first game against the Gumps back in 94. LSU will hit an 80 yd TD pass on play action on the first play from scrimmage, and then it's off to the races. Even Fournette will throw a TD pass in this game.
>>
>>63334715

>after this weekend LSU fans will go away until next August when "this is the year"
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damn how many teams are in the FCS. how can you have 4 losses and still be ranked?

>bo pelini
>.500 in FCS
jej

Only thing I know about FCS this season is Jacksonville State threw the game against Auburn after outplaying them for ~55 minutes.

NDSU vs Montana was a hyped game, but Montana has nose dived since then.

Portland State beat WSU who were a FG kick away from beating a top 10 team and being ranked in the teens this week. They also BTFO North Texas so bad their coach was fired afterward.
>>
>>63322971
>mfw a resident of the war-torn, incest ravaged state of Alabama tried to convince me that he didn't fuck his cousin, sister and grandma on a nightly basis.
>>
>>63334779
LSU might win it all this year, but they're definitely going all the way in 2016. Nobody stands a fucking chance.
>>
New thread desu senpai
>>63334856
>>63334856
>>63334856
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>>63334870

>who is Alabama
>>
this reminds me how LSU is going to get btfo saturday.
>>
Official "vague, but arguably accurate" rankings:

1)Ohio State (B1G)
2) LSU (whoever win the SEC West)
3) Clemson (assuming they don't fuck up)
4) TCU (or whichever Big XII team goes undefeated)

***If Clemson does fuck up, replace with Notre Dame***
>These are vague, but bear with me
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>>63334805

A lot of those teams play 3-4 FBS teams every year. Their committee doesn't hold that against them
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