Is there anything, anything at all, this man can't do?

not have a tanline at the top of his neck.

>>63307379
Be successful.

>>63307379
Be a god given talented AMOTHER FUCKER

>new york on kids shirt
Even Brady's kids know who the real champs are

>>63307408
The tanline is wavy though. I think it's bronzer, lol

>>63307379
Own a house that isn't ugly
Have normal cervical vertebral curvature

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>New York on his son's shirt

>tfw I'll never be as perfect as Brady, but if anyone besides me is going to have all that success, I'm happy that it's Brady.

>>63307379
>they will grow up and use their father's money for lots of drugs someday

>overmixing pancakes by using an electric mixer thus activating the gluten and making them rubbery

I should call social services this borders on child abuse.