Ronaldo forcing himself to act happy that Isco scored edition
when was the last time ronaldo scored a free kick
SLAM DANK
>Trapp
>PSG "goalkeeping"
>>63302993
Half a year ago.
webm of Nacho's dunk?
sitting here waiting for the slam dunk
Did Isco score? I thought it was Nacho
What did the Real goal resembled lads?
>german goalkeeping
why juve so shit?
Tenth for City scoring from this corner
and so a gimmick was born
>>63303074
allegri
>>63302938
Its nice to see him just being a goofy dad
Everyone should be watching the City match, no exceptions.
>>63302827
>trophy wives
?
>so many
e.g.?
all i know:
1. alonso's ex
2. ronaldo's ex
and in North America:
1. Antonie Cidies(RHCP voice) gf(young russian model, he's like 50 and she;s like 20
2. Mikkey Rourke gf(young russian model, he's like 60 and she's like 20-25)
slam dunk Tbh
>All the people that confused Isco with Nacho
for the russian bro who was asking
"trophy wife" is a (young) good looking woman who marries a rich man, so the rich man can parade her around and brag with her
she's his trophy so to speak
there's a shitton of rich german businessmen who marry young russian girls here
>>63303093
why
>>63303070
a goalkeeper blunder. it was cool cos the angle was ridiculous but he was trying to just put alley oop and the retarded keeper was wayyyy out of position
>United being outsung at home by about 7 Russians
>the city of Trapp
Will United EVER score again?
>>63303093
idk man madrid psg is pretty darn exciting
>>63303124
didn't even hear the cska fans when they came to play city
;)
>Trapp Stegen
Wait, so who actually scored: Isco or Nacho?
>>63303075
>unironically letting Bony score against you
Thought Lol Liga was good lads
>>63303153
>that touch
reminds me of a slam dunk
>>63303112
>"trophy wife" is a (young) good looking woman who marries a rich man, so the rich man can parade her around and brag with her
>she's his trophy so to speak
ah yes
also, Natalia Vodyanova is the same too
she gave a birth to first kid at the age 19 to some rich fuck from UK with HERITAGE, when she already was a model
19 years old! usually only girls from social underground get pregnant so early
>>63303093
>muh goals
>muh Arab clubs
>>63303153
>sirigu got benched by this guy
kek, saw Toure's undies
S L A M
L
A
M
D
A
N
K
>shitbach
>>63303074
thanks
>MONGBECK GLADSCHLICK
#SCOOBERT OUT
>>63303112
>there's a shitton of rich german businessmen who marry young russian girls here
e.g.? Tell me stories.
Where from do they find russian wives?
Why do they choose them, why not some beautiful and inelligent Deutsch Frau, like Heidi Clum or Lena Meyer Landrut(btw, does she have a bf? Internet have 0 information)
DO NOT LET THIS SLIP, M'GLADBACH
>Toure's ass on live TV
Why do Brits mispronounce David so badly. Like how can you fuck up an old biblical name like David.
>Borussia Mongoloabbacchio
>>63303179
Her ex-husband owns 110 acres of property in central London. She's set for life no matter what happens to the global economy.
Sometimes the money is too good to pass up.
>Gladbach
fug
POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA POGBA
>>63303224
pic?
dat pogba
dat lichtsteiner
>>63303226
They invented their own church. Why would they care about even Biblical authenticity?
>borussia moenchengloenchenloenchengladbach
>>63303220
>>63303220
Its probably more common in Europe because this happens in United States too. I think get in contact with Russian woman through dating sites and trade marriage and sex for citizenship and a home
>>63303265
this desu senpai
>>63303238
i'm just jelly, i wish i could cum inside 19 y.o. model and have kids so early(i love kids and i want kids)
THE ONLY SWISS PLAYER THAT IS ACTUALLY SWISS SLAM DUNKS
>>63303169
M-mu-muh Sevilla/Villareal/Atletico would walk the epLEL
>>63302938
>European 'foof'
Top kek you can't make this shit up
Why can't Lichtsteiner ever score ones like that for the NT?
>>63303302
what did gelson do?
That was pathetic dive.
>>63303185
simply the effect of novelty senpai
THAT WAS A SLAM DANK HALF BOYS
>>63303093
>ever watching a plastic club
>ever watching a club from the united islamic caliphate
>>63303317
slam dunk
>>63303117
3-1 at half time, la
I'm far from a City fan by the way, it's just been a great game.
>>63303232
Actually it's Monaco
4chins don't let this webm through for some reason
>>63303317
Gelson seems like a pretty cool guy desu.
i saw Christen Press on my stream.
got to take my pants off now
>>63303281
lol what could possibly go wrong?
>>63303317
i'LL TELL WHAT HE DIDNT: A SLAM DUNK
>>63303362
DANK AS FUCK SENPAI
9gag here
What's up with this Slam Dunk meme?
>>63303302
>THAT IS ACTUALLY SWISS
He scored against Sommer.
Cavani is so fucking shit, Serie A was worse than I expected if he scored that many and looked that good
>>63303393
get out newfag
hahahaha Cavani
>>63303362
nice pass t b h
>>63303393
I don't know, but please start using it at 9fag immediately so it's not posted here anymore
>The oriental shitty of Cavani
>>63303362
goddamn, beautiful to be honest family
Cavani is literally the most overrated player in the world.
Fucking shit every time I watch him, yet people say he's worth £50m+ and as good as Suarez
>>63303468
Won me the league as napoli on footie manager
worth 60m easily
>that piss poor attempt of Cavani
lel
>>63303393
Our memes are our own. theres nothing for you here
>>63303468
lol, what people say he's as good as Suarez?
>>63303393
Slamdunkposting is the oldest maymay I can remember and I've been posting here since 1992
Gbk2 gaia
>>63303220
i'm not sure where they find them, mostly in some high-class clubs i assume
also, there are websites where you can find russian girls
here's a website full of russian (and ukrainian & belarusian) girls who search for german men
http://www.russland-partnervermittlung.de/
>>63303468
Nobody says he's as good as Suarez. Stop hanging around with cretins.
>>63303501
I remember it pre-PSG at least, even then he was crap whenever I watched
real is so bad
fuck you kevine trappe
top kok
>>63303409
Sorry. My bad.
THE ONLY RELEVANT SWISS PLAYER THAT IS ACTUALLY SWISS SCORED
Harry is going to Chelsea, right?
>>63303540
i think something has gone wrong
>>63303540
lel
>>63303540
uhhhh
>>63303569
Harry?
>>63303540
thanks, now we all know the score
>>63303540
is this b8
>>63303540
brilliant m8
>>63303540
can't see the slam dunk
>>63303540
>finland in charge of webms
brb
>>63303569
If he's a wizard, yes
>>63303540
you've had enough vodka for today pham
>>63303561
Bürki starts for Dortmund. Except in the EL for reasons known only to Tuchel.
>>63303540
>dat filename
>binland in charge of making webms
>>63303540
Finland in charge of webm
>>63302938
Is this the year an English team wins the CL?
>>63303540
>Suomi in charge of .webm.webm
>>63303540
this webm is like a slam dunk
>>63303540
FUGGGG :D :D :D
>>63303581
Sorry, 'Arry
>>63303540
fucking hell faroe islands
>fabian johnson in the champions league
wow
>>63303540
>something happened
something habbened :DDDD
Just look through teh archive, no slam dunk related meme posts for the past two weeks. This is literally /s4s/-tier forced shit that came out of absolutely nowhere. Report these faggots's every post.
>>63303540
ayy laddo
>>63303668
>>63303668
>that bald guy laughing his ass off at the end
Pick your russianbridefu in half time lads
http://www.russland-partnervermittlung.de/
Elina looks nice for a start
http://www.russland-partnervermittlung.de/frauen/5464/
>>63303668
kek, was worth it man
>>63303678
jeesh Russia, lighten up
>>63303668
should've put the biscuit in the basket s,mh
>>63303668
nice run and pass from di maria tho
>muchacho
wow how racist is germany
>>63303668
keep going man
>>63303702
i cant finish simple encoding much like psg cant finish simple goal
>>63303668
>france in charge of goals
>>63303668
Dat Say Mary play doe
>>63303668
He may have fucked up the finishing but he sure ran fast
remember when cavani was good? me neither.
>>63303723
^_^
>>63303343
Spot the odd one out
>>63303668
i hope he dies somehow
don't want him playing never again for the NT
>>63303751
in napoli he was
>>63303712
Ikr, but the producers where dumb enough to hire Matthäus as expert so what did you expect.
>>63303760
>literally the only away team winning
>>63303752
back to reddit faggot
>>63303785
Rude :P
>>63303785
#whoa
#wow
#rude
baka
>>63303668
>>63303785
see you there bbz XD
>>63303847
slam dunk
>>63303847
""""Professional"""" footballer.
>>63303847
how do you want your shot cav?
>>63303362
on the vein
>>63303883
just chip my shit up
>>63303866
Not really. He failed that
Learn 2 meem tbf
could someone remind me where abouts on the league table raheem sterling is located?
>>63303847
Edi, you're doing it wrong
>>63303847
Chicharito-esque
:^) is the only allowed emoticon on 4chan desu
>>63303902
fuck off i created the meme you cretinous melt
>>63303933
And it will be taken from you if you persist with such rude posts
>>63303933
You created it, we'll perfect it.
>>63303933
>>63303960
there is enough slam dank meem for everyone, calm down lads
>>63303960
i will literally destroy your life piece by piece
>>63303985
end yourself
>>63303932
;_; and :3 senpai.
OLD LADY BTFO
>>63304000
Excuse sir please town down the language. Some of our posters might find it offensive
Thank you. ^_^
>PSV hasn't conceded yet
How's it looking my PSV supporting friend
#ra
Muslera has always been a kinda shitty goalkeeper tbf
>>63303932
(⊙﹏⊙)
>>63304046
i'm a bit nervous thanks
>dat challenge
Its like the dude want Gladbach to win
Gladbach got this desu
Era...
>>63304087
he got dunked
>>63304000
Any problems at home or school?
Dont hesitate to share!
We, 4chan users, are always ready to help! :'o)
HERNANES PEZZO DI UN MERDAZZURRO
SEI UN NEGRO
>>63304087
>Celtic lost to that team
>>63304094
'no'
>Hernanes red
Juve pulling out the old foot gun huh
>>63304107
Forced shitty meme.
>the gas emission factory of volkswagen FC
>>63304087
...and the stream fucking died so i missed teh penalty goal and Benfica's goal. It's bakc now
>>63304046
very well, they're ahead now
#straßenkicker
PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI PODOLSKI
>german football
>>63304121
Why isnt Square playing? Thought he was rated over there senpai
>Yes, Senpai in purpose btw
SAY MY NAME
BOEREN
Who /his/ here?
>ibra
Nice defence Golfsburg.
>>63304206
here lad
>>63304201
le 'this are no watermelon' guy
>>63304206
Why not /her/ shitlord
ugh ugh ugh
>Pol V2.0 seems now for now
MURDERBALL
is podolski on loan or permanent?
Hey lads, as an Australian I need to keep up to date with all memes but I am not aware of this "slam dank" meme. Can someone explain it's significance?
>>63304094
>>63304191
he was probably a bit tired after the derby clash and needed to recover
>>63304249
that foul was like a slam dunk
Forgot Podolski exists.
>>63304206
glad that /pol/'s excuse to shit up /lit/ has gone
>>63304255
it's just king being a twat
>>63304249
SLAM DUNK!
>>63304255
Its Slam Dank now
>>63304255
>some ameridumb responded to a goal webm "this was like a slam dunk"
>now everything is a slam dunk
>>63304253
perm
>>63304249
looks like a slam dunk to me, but i'm not sure
>>63304249
>red
lol
slam dank?
>>63304283
I'm sure he doesn't remember you either
>>63304206
Casual reader only.
>>63304341
can confirm it's a slam dunk
lel liga players dropping like flies
>>63304344
>not red
m8 just because he doesn't hit him fully, it's not not red
Keep calm and report the /s4s/ slam dunk cunts.
>>63304255
>significance
None whatsoever anon
>>63304346
SAVAGE AF DON DRAPPERHANS
>>63304347
I need to catch up with this.
>jürgen locadia
>he's black
lol, another rüdiger
>if Manure beats CSKA and PSV keeps this lead, CSKucks will fall to last place in tehir group
This thought makes me erect.
>>63304367
>germany
ok fa m
>>63304434
that's a cartoon child
>>63304382
Innit this, technically, a /slamdunk/ post?
>>63304428
That involves united scoring
>>63304450
But they gave consent, which is the important part
HOOF IT TO FELLAINI
LU LU LU
>>63304444
nice argument you memespouting spaghetti munching shitlord
>muh philosofee
>bring fellaini
>Immobile
>"he'll be more mobile" says commentator
Fucker didn't even notice it
>Martial for Fellaini
I hope he scores
>>63304514
>nice meme
you too!
>>63304434
Is google searched fucked up for anyone else?
"The image is no longer available or is not publicly accessible."
why is my cash out so shit?
Time for a cheeky PSG goal tbqhwyf
>>63304554
>half of them are or draw
Thats why.
>we want to attack
>we want to attack
>we're Man United, we want to attack
>attack, attack, attack
do they know how stupid they sound
if i had one wish free, i would wish for Zlatan to score
>>63304554
might have something to do with the fact that you only bet 1 britbong pound senpai
>>63304554
because Manure aren't leading you shithead
>>63304600
sounds american as fuck
>>63304249
He actually held off so he didn't hurt hom
>Booing substitutions
>The city of Manchester
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ROONEY
>>63304554
>mfw had a sixfold
>mfw four of them are pushes already due to being FH bets
>on course for 6 pushes
>RPPNEY>RPPNEY>RPPNEY>RPPNEY>RPPNEY>RPPNEY>RPPNEY>RPPNEY>RPPNEY>RPPNEY
AHAAAHAHAH
what's with all the reddit itt
>>63304206
I didn't know there was one /his/ board
>>63304684
Woah there, calm down aniki.
>>63304637
Lets be real though m8, youre up 200% profit.
If you'd bet 10 pounds you'd be pretty happy with it
>>63304664
They weren't booing Martial, they were booing the decision to sub him. You could see people clapping for him as he went up the stairs.
>>63304708
slam dunk desu
>>63304739
Since Saturday.
>rooney is wordclass guys
>Ashley Young diving
what's new
Lucas Moura in when?
>>63304382
>reporting people for describing goals
that's a great slamdunk you posted btw. eduardo would have won arselel the league were it not for injury
>Malmö
next goal wich will be scored, will be a real slam dunk
I'm switching to Manure-CSKucks form simulcast, so no more weebums, only from that game.
>3-1 up
>bring on de brown
kek
>young diving
>>63304884
You might miss some slam dunks desu
>>63304884
you just missed a dive
give your power to doumbia lads
\o/
>>63304847
Its gonna be a 6 lad
BUFFON LADS
ROONAY
ROOOOOOONAAAAAY
>>63305027
did he score?
Did somebody jizz on that guys forehead?
do i cash out lads?
jävle helvete kuken
Now Rooney will never be dropped :D
>letting rooney score
enjoy your gulag cska lads
>>63305111
>peanuts
who gives a shit
>sub both of your strikers off
>only to put in Cuadrado and another central defender
Fuck you Allegri, you're a wimp
I love how /sp/ is full of generals. It makes me feel like I'm at home on Reddit :)
>>63305165
you always can buy some hot pockets from this
>>63304772
well, it seems it's another /pol/
>The city of ABU
>>63305199
someone give this guy some gold
>Toure will never do anything useful ever again
Krychowiak is pretty good btw
>>63305199
top quality post as usual from Australia
>>63305199
This isn't really a general desu, it would be if it went on all the time even when there weren't games on
>>63305199
>match threads are generals
Typical straya shitposting.
>>63305197
I expected more from Allegri in Europe desu
>>63305252
>>63305268
>edition
>/cl/
It's slowly turning into a general and you know it.
>>63305199
i'm sure you don't see stuff like this on reddit
>>63303847
JUST CHIP MY SHIT UP
>>63305303
Don't care what it's called but if the threads keep going when there's no CL on I will genuinely spam them with gore
>>63305323
bit late with that 'joke'
>>63305309
based japan and their erection giving material
>>63305309
why
>>63305309
jesus christ germany
>Just got a call from a grill with a qt voice from a investment bank
>telling me about my stock portfolio and opportunities
>trying to coerce me to buy new stocks for >muh commision share
>she doesnt know im a worthless neet and those stocks were bought by my father in my name years ago
>Still pretend to be a richfag and talk about monies for a long time
>Grill finally asks me if im gonna buy more stocks or what
>n..nah lmao, lets keep everything like it is, ok?
I seriously need a gf lads
>>63304420
>tfw >we now have the Dutch and Swiss equivalents of Rüdiger
>>63305341
>erection giving material
>>63305274
>>63305197
playing away in germany 10v11
this indiividual game is more important not to lose to keep competition away while staying close to city
JUST CUM MY SHIT UP
>>63305335
what you gonna do about it?
>>63305274
>one man down
>at a team with one of the hottest streaks in Europe right now
>>63305369
some of us are into some strange shit senpai
>>63305383
ugh just ugh
>VOLKSWAGEN
>>63305309
is this healthy, like leech therapy?
>>63305377
Juve are qualifying anyway, they need to win this to finish first and avoid tough teams in the draw.
>>63305366
Who is this German player?
>>63305309
>mfw i have no face
champions league games are so fucking boring
There is no parity in European sports. What is the fucking point of cheering for your team if it's shit?
>>63305426
That's Wüthrich. Plays for the Swiss U21s.
>>63305421
for that they just need to beat city at home
>>63305442
this has been a dreadful matchday desu
>>63305461
why is the image name wuthrich then you cheese gobbling shitcunt
>>63305461
But he looks German
>>63305450
>What is the fucking point of cheering for your team if it's shit?
Are americans machines?
>>63305460
>transparent backgrounds in a gif
impossible desu senpai
>>63305475
Because Anglos can't into Umlauts, and I couldn't be bothered to change the filename.
>>63305482
he looks abo tßh
>>63305491
You don't get my point. In Europe, if you sports team is shit, it will always be shit and never improve cuz no parity exists in Europe.
>>63305450
Passion and being happy with few things
t. virgin club supporter
Hazard was right all along
Hazard>Hazard
>>63305460
GIFs don't support transparency.
so, who are the favorites to win CL this season?
Cheeky last minute Gladbach, PSG and CSKA goals please
>>63305502
>ü = u
fuck off Xherdan
>rooney carrying united
>their fans will still whine about him
>>63305516
So? You can have different sorts of success than winning the CL or a big league.
Completely forgot about Sevilla. Fucking faggets never even tried
>>63305548
I told you Anglos can't into Umlauts. Stop being so fucking autistic.
>>63305541
astana
>when you have a madrid defender and Navas in fantasy
Goddamn fuck that bar.
>>63305377
it's not about winning this match
it's about mentality
subbing both your attacking threats off means that you're ok with parking the bus and letting the other team dominate you in your own half with all 10 men behind the ball. basically allegri has already given up on this match with 20 minutes to go
what a narrow minded incompetent
>>63303297
Nonce
>tfw you will never be a syrian immigrant in germany and rape qt german girls and get away with it because the sjw doesn't want to offend you
>>63305573
In the NFL, any team can build for success and have a chance to win the Super Bowl at some point. In Europe, no team can build for success.
>>63305603
smdh tbch
>>63305603
Men's sport
>>63305603
>red to juve
Fuck this semen slurping sport
>>63305111
>>63305111
i cashed out at £10
feel like a faggot desu
>>63305621
but you can always watch it happen thanks to the internet
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=613_1446420230
>>63305640
fucking refball against Kári
no way that's a yellow
>>63305662
Must be weird for a juve fan to see a game fairly refereed
>>63305603
in my day you did those tackles all game long
LEL
I
G
A
My sister can get a better looking girlfriend then me and im still a virgin. Fuck you, you lesbian
>>63305667
bit sexy that
>>63305629
Except you can have success without winning the biggest league there is. We have divisions and leagues in different countries. Besides, I'd rather watch my team win division 4 than watch arab money fc win the champion's league with le brazilian trickster as man of the match.
>>63305621
>trying to shitpostderrail a thread that only has few minutes of life
poor phorm pham tbf
Di María looks angry this match
>>63304357
is it a quality slam dunk?
>>63305667
that's in france tho
>>63305700
Her girlfriend looks like my sister
>>63305667
>pulling her skirt up
>screaming rape
Tumblr pls go
>>63305689
>fairly
EPLEL
>>63305700
Waste of holes, lesbians can't have the real sex hetero and fags can have.
>>63305667
More?
who /out of the group of death/ here?
>>63305752
Unless its like... scissoring
>group of death
>nobody dies
LGTSS
>penis st. german
>somalia malmö
>cska gulag
>golfsburg
>shitasaray
>drawentus
>sELilla
>champions league
>it's not a league but a cup
$hitty can't win the UCL, only quality teams win the UCL.
P$G and $hitty shouldn't be allowed to compete in the UCL
>>63305854
quality post
>>63302938
Why is that spic eating mustard out of a bowl?
>Europa League
>England's in it
sjw
baka desu senpai
post more rape liveleaks
>>63303668
>Peak Cavanni
>>63305603
Dare I say it, is PSV's defence line-up the most brutal in the CL?
>>63305558
>rooney carrying united
yeah being invisible and detrimental to the team, and scoring one goal which was 90% lingard's and carrick's work is "carrying" now
and that was after missing the unmissable 10 minutes before
>>63303307
Sevilla is like Chelsea this year.
>>63305820
great banter
>>63305309
source?
>>63305309
TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH TBh FAm
>>63303307
sevilla is shit senpai
>>63305516
Minnesota Vikings
Buffalo Bills
Philadelphia Eagles
Cincinnati Bengals
San Diego Chargers
Atlanta Falcons
Tennessee Titans
Carolina Panthers
Arizona Cardinals
Cleveland Browns
Detroit Lions
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
0 super bowls,most of them 0 super bowls played in 20 years
>Muh plastic
>Muh franchises
>Muh bandwagoning
>Muh animals names
>>63304344
haha that was like the definition of red you fucking idiot.
why does this guy bothers with football? Should just do a Beckham
>>63305603
>mfw psv got the colombia/mexico hitman squad on lock
couldn't make this shit up, even if you tried....
>>63306215
Top kek
>>63306549
to be fair those teams dont win because they have shit management, not because theyre too poor to compete.
>>63304494
lelelelelelelel
>>63305869
that's puré you retard
>>63320352
looks really liquid
>>63320428
can be like that too. though we also call it crema (cream) when it looks like that
Is slutski the ugliest manager in the world??