jaws 19 is in theaters?
Where the fuck's my hovercar? Or my food hydrator? Huh?
>>62708223
>hovercar
People can't drive for shit now. You actually want people to fly to wherever they're going?
>>62708273
Fuck other people. I want to fly everywhere.
>>62708313
Who the fuck wouldn't? Asshole
The Cusb are playing Miami in the World Eries?
>tfw no slamball playoffs
Also why didn't they move the Marlins to the AL
>>62708223
We do have channels about boobs
>no Jaws 19
>no hover board
>no flying cars
> no food hydrator
>no leash that walks the dog for me.
> no automated response for my house when I come home.
Lies pure unadulterated lies.
>>62708657
Does SlamBall still exist?
>>62708730
>no fax machines everywhere
>no 6-channels-in-1 Smart TV
>no affordable self-lacing shoes
>no Miami Gators
>no flux capacitor
>no manure
it's a worse future than could have possibly been imagined
>no cafe 80's
