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OFFICIAL NL WILD CARD GAME THREAD
CUBS @ PIRATES
Mariners
First
HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO YOU SAY
Anyone ever got a hooker?
>not posting score and inning
>luck swing
>on the sports board
Why?
MARLINS GUY
>>62506720
>faggots
>existing
Why?
Pittsburgh Pirates? More like Poopsburgh Pooprats amirite?
Thumbs up if you lol'd :-)
Wide strike zone tonight,
they are making it a pitching duel
pirates in charge of getting BTFO
stream
http://bb69.1apps.com/
First for Pittburgh DINGER.
nth for Cardinals
The 2012 Tigers would bootyblast both of these teams
>>62506747
>back to back world war losers
>the pirates will not score a single run for the rest of the season
how does this make you feel
MORE RARE JIMS
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DISPLACEMENT
>>62506742
Jeff Nelson, on the year, has called 15.15% of balls 'strikes' ... 16th highest percentage of all umps this year.
>>62506718
Yeah
>pitchers batting
>ARRIETA
JUST
>fans actually dressed as pirates.
You might decrown Kansas
>>62506674
>no subject
>no score
You dun goofed son
I want Jake Arrieta to fuck me in the ass
Dinger time
>Ron darling
Last night it was a woman tonight its a homosexual
>>62506769
Only to fail where it counts, right?
>>62506808
Subjects are for poor people.
>>62506788
Story time plz
>>62506801
idk theres that one fan in KC that brings moose horns to the game
>>62506739
epic may-may sir
FOWLER GOAT
>>62506789
>free out
>"NL is best L"
>kek
>>62506728
lel, boast moar ebin memes bls
How do americans watch this shite
>>62506739
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SIDES? THEY WERE HERE A MINUTE AGO
>>62506812
After he's done with the pirates he will
>>62506859
drunk
>tfw you will never lead your team to a championship
>>62506769
It's 2015.
>>62506828
>>62506828
>>62506828
CALLED IT
OH FUCK
COLE GETTING BTFO
>PIRATES
>CUSB LITERALLY RUNNING UP THE SCORE
Oh my
DINGERS
AAJAJAHAHAAHAAHAH H
BASED SCHWARBER
SCHWARBED THE FUCK OUT
RIVER SHOT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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MAXIMUM
LEL
>>62506859
We have brains
SCHWARBER IS A LITERAL GOD
OMFG
>piss rats
>SHITTSBURGH
LMAO
JUST
JUST
THAT BALL IS CRUSHED! Two-run shot for Kyle Schwarber, Cubs lead 3-0
SWABAAA
>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL
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IT IS OGREEEEEEEEEEE
how many feet was that?
cole is imploding
he looked beat after the first hit
>(like pirate)
LITERALLY BABE RUTH
hell yeah
2 ez for cubs tbh fam.
PIE RATS SUICIDE WATCH
> that chubster in the Cubs bar
More please
>>>>>>>>COLE
SCHWARBER IS GOD
DINGERS
>the shitty of shitsturd
BTFO
>implying the cubs won't blow it in the 8th inning
are you guys new to this baseball thing?
JUST GIVE THE CUBS THE DAMN CHIP ALREADY
cucked
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BABE FUCKING RUTH!
BASED GERMAN
this game is gay as fuck. enjoy your fluke win and going back to 100 years of irrelevancy, chimpcongo.
he killed that shit
>WHAT A BODY
Daily reminder that
Who the fuck is this Cole scrub?
That DRAGON
JUST
FUCK
MY
BRACKET
UP
why did i pick the pirates to win? :(
>the Pittsburgh Pirates willing placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole
God I hate Wrigleyville so much.
>what a body
Ron darling is the gayest man in the park
>LAST YEAR CRAWFORD
>THIS YEAR SCHWARVER
>BUSC
>DRAFT KINGS FANTASY SPORTS ZONE
smh that that's a real thing tbh
this game is looking eerily similar to the last pirates playoff game...
>go out for a smoke
>miss the dinger
I think this is a sign I should quit
>that's a 10/10 in shitcago
>doubting the cubs
Someone get a celebration thread going, weve already won.
So this game is over right?
>>62506981
>German
Dude looks more ethnic than me
>>62506888
checked, impressive call m8
>>62506982
dis butthurt shittsburgh fan
>getting homered by fred durst twin brother
>>62507011
low test tbh
FUCK COLE IS MELTING DOWN
>kid looking at his phone
>looks up at the TV when everyone starts cheering
top kek
Wrigleyville is the absolute worst
>single
>dinger
>walk
is this guy supposed to be good?
ITS HABBENING
COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
that fucking retard not even looking at the game just started clapping after he saw something's up
>>62507007
Smoke between innings you dolt
LETS GO CUBBIES CHANNEL YOUR INNER DINGERS!!!!
>>62507027
His last name is Schwarber fam
Also why is Bryant not playing 3B?
>Already calling the bullpen
Top kek
>kris brycant up
>"what impresses you most about this guy up at the plate now"
>10 fucking seconds of silence
lol he knows they overhype him
Ahhh, good thing no one gives a fuck about boreball in Pittsburgh
>3rd inning
>rats already spooling up their bullpen
IT'S OGRE
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
>>62507046
He knows not to get his hopes up.
>Can't even last a full three innings
Cole is trash.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
Well, that's the game.
That's what sucks about baseball. Whatever the score is at the time that you sit down is what it will probably end as. Yawn.
MINUTLY REMINDER THAT THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES LEFT THEIR 2015 PLAYOFF HOPES WITH GERRIT COLE
> the pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the wild card game
D A I L Y
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Games over TBS but on some big bang theory reruns so I can watch something entertaining.
COLE RATTLED NIGGA
>>62506739
upvoted
>shittsburgh
Daily reminder the Pittsburgh Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole
>(like pirate)
>>62507071
>this damage control
lol going to the bullpen already
>CUSB
WOW
MERCY
>>62507071
all this damage control
>cusb
Are Rizzo and Trout identical twin brothers?
nice defense!
pirates still in this game we just need a rally
WHAT A PLAY
>>62507065
because Maddon wants LaStella's bat in the lineup since he's supposedly a good fastball hitter.
Which should I make lads?
>entire 2015 season
What the fuck was Bryant thinking? That was some scrub shit.
LOOOOL
it's only the third inning but this game is over!
>only needing 1/3 of a game to lose
>it's the most important game of your season
>and you lose it in just three innings
LMAO!
BTFO!
>LOOOOL
if you look on the scoreboard this game is over! but we're still in inning three!
LMAO!
>losing a game in only 1/3 of the allotted innings
>it's the most important game of your season
THROWING YOUR SEASON AWAY IN JUST THREE INNINGS??? INCREDIBLE!
>pie rats
LMAO!
>>62507011
Chicago has some of the hottest black girls in the universe. Decent white girls, surprisingly cute Mexicans. Chicago asians are bleak as fuck.
>not playing in a dome
>pelting innocent bystanders with bombs like that
I truly don't get it
>>62506996
I was dumb enough to pick the Yankees to win
wtf was Bryant thinking?
>already warming someone up
>muh pitchers' duel
>CITY OF SHITTSBURG
AYY LMAO
>PIE RATS
TOP KEK
>>62506812
>>62506865
>After he's done with the pirates he will
OH SNAP, PIRATES BOOTY BLASTED TFO
Nice dp
>>62507071
but the burrs have more championships anon,
also blackhakws > pongs
we are better at everything tbh
>>62507053
The dude om the right with the blue plaid shirt right? Dude looked like a huge white beta.
if you spat at his gfs face he'd probably appologize.
>>62507136
left soup looks more comfy tbh
>mercer baserunning
CENSORED
NOT CENSORED
with Jake on the mound, 3 runs is like a mountain
>>62507136
bacon bits by far
>>62507136
Mix both into a big bowl and enjoy
>>62507071
>losing to Joe Flaccid
nice catch tbh
THIS GAME IS OGRE!
>>62507136
Right.
>>62507071
Terrible have some self respect
>>62507136
>not ordering a pizza
shiggy diggy m8
>>62507092
>big bang theory
>even slightly entertaining
>not the worst, most clueless fucking normie sitcom ever
its actually fucking garbage, I can't believe people unironically watch that shit
>>62507136
>not getting chunky beef stew and putting it over rice
>>62507136
Based potato
Check em
Can't wait for buttravaged Pirate fans to bitch about how broken the wildcard system is after the game
Gay fit!
>>62507071
Fixed that for you.
Also, nice butthurt.
>Schwarber's HR off the bat was 111.34 mph and launched a projected 449.83 ft
>>62507176
he's gonna get overconfident and sloppy
expect 4 runs
OGRE
>>62507198
I'm 99% sure he was trolling you my foreign friend
>>62507136
I would go with the one on the right.
I prefer the broth soups over the creamy ones when it comes to canned soup
Kind of a fly rule grey area.
post yfw Cubbies blow it in the 7th
>Luckswing
>Americans find this entertaining
>>62507053
Yeah saw that too. What a bitch.
>>62506739
More like shittsburg tryless :^)
>>62506996
think about it fam, jake arrieta wasn't gonna lose this game. basic baseball logic there
and also >chokesburgh
>>62507215
>burger units
>>62507136
>poor
>tasteless
>white
>male
Wew lad
I'm glad the Cubs are going to win
I want their eventual defeat to be as painful as possible
>>62507226
wew lad
>mfw eating rosati's and getting shot by chief keef while watching the cubbies win
YOU LAUGHED AT US ONCE /sp/
CHICAGO'S ON TOP NOW
>>62507136
chicken gumbo ... need some protein with your veggies
Pirates already in panic mode lmao
>Marlels man
Seriously what the fuck.
>takes a first pitch ball
>steps out of the box
Baseball in 2015 is getting dangerously lame.
>Day Zhavoo
>>62507136
>Soup that eats like a meal
>>62507238
Go shitpost in a cricket thread faggot
>>62506930
Kek
>largest market in the league
>hasn't won a world series in 100 years
wow
>>62507100>
>62507118
>Had the longest streak in all professional sports for losing seasons in a row
>Hasn't won shit since the 70's
>Not boreball
No one wants to watch that shit except newfags, bandwagon hoppers, and dinosaurs.
How is that damage control?
Already ditching the gameplan and substituting..
>>62507275
most dedicated attention whore in sports
TRIPS AND COLE DINGERS OFF JAKE
>>62507213
Terry Bradshaw doesn't know the meaning of ' asterisk'.
No seriously, he doesn't, nor can he spell it.
>>62507299
What
I just hope the Pirates put a run or two on the board, Astros vs Yankees was fucking boring.
Someone please post a picture of Bob Manfred as the Cubs MVP
>>62507299
LA's definitely larger than Chicago
>>62507306
>B-baka! I didn't care about baseball, anyway!
>not pinch hitting
top lol, this nigga is finished take him out already
>>62507136
the gumbo fam, it's very good
>>62507299
Chicago is not the largest market. They're 3rd, probably lower actually by now.
New York and Los Angeles are far bigger.
>>62507306
>this maximum ass hurt and damage control
>>62507266
>Cubs
>Chicago
You mean
>Elgin's on top now!
>NL
FREE STRIKEOUTS
R
E
E
>>62507299
the white sox won 10 years ago m8
>>62507071
More pathetic than
>27 rings
in a Stankees thread
>>62507226
I love when batters just know they hit a home run
>>62506719
I think the image sums it up pretty well
Yeah I'll pound your mom's zone bitch
>>62507310
What the fuck he's at this game too?
Am I the only one who likes baseball because its literally impossible to have no chance at winning?
All other popular sports if you're down by a lot of points and there's not much time left you literally can't win, but there's always a chance in baseball.
BABY WONT YOU COME MY WAAYYYYY
I never watch baseball
How does this work, what happens if the Pirates advance?
How far away from the world series?
>>62507266
>ONCE
that's sir, is a baseless fabrication
KKKKKK
>YFW Marlins man is actually steve bartman waiting to cuck the cubs in the 8th
>>62507299
1. The White Sox won a WS 10 years ago
2. Chicago is not bigger than NYC
>>62507387
Amazing
>6 strikeouts in 3 innings
BABBY LEAGUE
rare jims trip confirmed best trip in /sp/ history
>"Cole doesn't want the designated hitter to come to the national league. He loves to bat."
> strikes out looking like an Auschwitz prisoner
>Arietta still on pace to throw 18 strikeouts
>>62507382
it must be nice being that rich
>>62507382
Literally a walking talking meme
>>62507385
>Best of Five in the NLDS
If they win that
>Best of 7 in the NLCS
If they win that
>Best of 7 in the World Series
>>62507385
This is the world series m8
CHIEF JAKE CASUALLY RAPING INNOCENT BLACK PEOPLE
BLACKPEOPLE MATTER
300
>>62507349
>not the largest market
>They're 3rd
>chimpcongo education
>>62507383
Not to bust your chops, but I'm pretty sure that's the biggest reason people like baseball. If you hit with dire, the sky's the limit. Look at the Angels in that game against the Rangers last weekend.
>>62507383
That's the beauty of it. As long as you have 1 out left, you're still in the game.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=320421102
>>62507424
Somebody gets it.
>>62507383
Because baseball has no clock. You HAVE to beat your opponent and get those 3 outs. No running out the clock like in football, soccer, or basketball.
Hockey at least gets intense as fuck in the final minutes.
>>62507390
Can't do shit from those seats tbh. He's just a dirty halfjeww attention whire
>>62507413
What a epik post
good job
:DDDDDDD
>SIX K'S THROUGH 3 INNINGS
>PIE RATS
Arrieta's pitch count isn't even at 40 and he's pitched through three. Good stuff.
Now get some MORE runs
>>62507385
>How far away from the world series?
about 559 miles currently
>>62507383
Im not sure if thats true mate. And if it is doesnt it make epic comebacks in other sports more special?
mccutchen will have a homer
that still leaves two runs and i have no idea how they will get them
Arrieta's zone is fucking comically huge
JaKKKKKKe Arrieta
Arrieta is looking good but the Pirates batters have absolutely no fucking discipline at the plate by the looks of it
Come on, hurt my feelings. I dare you.
>>62507419
Idk why ppl keep saying money doesn't buy happiness
>>62507422
Damn, didnt realize MLB postseason is that long.
Is this one game playoff a tiebreaker or something unusual?
god baseball is so dull without draftkings, I need to be raking in the dough
>>62507383
Same reason why I watch tennis tbh
>>62507275
>>62507310
>>62507382
He was even at every regular season game that happened to be broadcast on ESPN this season. He doesn't limit his attention whoring to just postseason anymore.
>literally
>every
>game
>>62507413
Simply epic my man
Next time just screenshot it and post it
>>62507391
yeah but white sox will forever live in the shadow of the cubs. Sad, really.
>>62507471
Kind of like your mom's vagina
>>62507413
Betting that the most dominant pitcher of the 2nd half will K 10 isn't exactly a bold prediction.
>>62507478
>he lives in shittsburgh
lol so Yankees are out of the playoffs huh? Wow LOL
>>62507479
It's just a mantra developed by poor people to make it seem like being a wage slave is a good life.
>>62507476
That's Arrieta's schtick, he throws first pitch strike. Some team will leap on him and he'll give up runs, Pittsburgh is too beta.
>>62507455
It is true. Every other sport there's a time constraint or something similar.
>>62507443
Povertyball gets intense as fuck when theres a one goal difference too fam.
I especially love the GK going out for a last chance corner.
>>62507478
you have to post about football to hide your disappointment in the pirates
>>62506696
tyba
Went with the gumbo :]
>>62507514
It's an upgrade from Philadelphia
>>62507455
It doesn't when one team runs out the clock or takes a knee. You can play keep away in basketball which leads to the annoying intentional fouling.
Stream where?
>>62507499
And yet I've still never seen him at a Marlins game
>>62507390
Fun fact:
Steve Bartman graduated from Notre Dame in 1999, making him the first ND alum to make a difference in the pros in over 30 years.
Also: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/10/7/9476473/steve-bartman-cubs-playoffs-lookalike-sorry-chicago
>>62507522
LOL
memeietta is actually on fire tonight
>>62507478
>6 years since last championship in anything
>No Basketball team
>Literally live in Shittsburger
>>62507480
Top two wild card teams face each other to move on the DLS. Just start three years ago. Before, the top WIld card team would move on the DLS.
This is better, it punishes wild card teams and keeps more teams in contention.
>Clin Turtle
What a weird name
>MUH TERRIBLE TOWEL
>MUH BLACKOUT
>MUH LOTS OF NOISE AT A BALLGAME
>already leaving in the 3rd inning
Pittsburgh is such a pathetic dumbass city. People from Pittsburgh want you to believe SO BADLY that it's "a city on the come-up!" Pittsburgh has an art scene, guys! >MUH BRIDGES! We're not a bunch of dumb hicks, I swear!
We're so different than Cleveland and Detroit! >muh sports teams! Greatest fans in baseball, look! We're all wearing black shirts!
LMAO. Fuck out of here you stupid hillbillies. Take your dumbass black shirts and yellow towels and shut the door quietly on your way out.
>>62507558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnSZfsJkUo
How do you, as a manager accept an interview when your team is down by 3?
>>62507508
It has changed many times in the past. The Sox were Chicago's team until the 90's. They had legitimately one of the GOAT teams and got screwed by the strike... never recovered.
>>62507524
Only time I can see it being true is if it's a health issue that can't be cured
>>62507555
Looks store bought can. GROW A ROAD BACK TO THE STORE
Taxi strike tomorrow, faggots
http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/30851172-story
>>62507522
Blue Jays will join them soon enough. We won't have to see you shitposting faggots in our MLB general threads soon enough cause you'll all go into hiding.
>>62507558
http://www.stream2watch.co/sports/baseball/pittsburgh-pirates-vs-chicago-cubs-live-stream-october-08
>>62507514
Not him and not even from Pittsburgh but it's a decent city, definitely not the Detroit tier shithole it was 20 years ago.
>>62507530
He wasn't far off TBH
>>62507480
It's only slightly longer than the NFL.
NHL and NBA literally take months.
>>62507530
Not so much when the winning team just plays keep away and kicks the ball down the field.
>>62507584
Daddy cuckee!
>COLE
plx gahd make it stahp
>>62507478
>losing to baltipoor
>>62507522
run along now your mother is cooking poutine
>>62507581
Are people in Pittsburgh seriously already leaving? It is the 4th fucking inning in a 3-0 Wild Card game.
colel committing seppukku live with tanaka san in the after game broadcast
>>62507598
>Taxi drivers strike
>give Uber more business
nice idea morons. Do people even take taxis anymore? Only old people don't use uber
>>62507480
There are three divisions in each league (National League and American League). The 3 division winners automatically start in the ALDS
The remaining two teams in each league with the best record, that didn't win the division, play the one game wild card
The funny thing is the Pirates and Cubs had the second and third best records in ALL of baseball, they just couldn't take the division from the Cardinals. So one of their seasons is going to be fucking over after tonight.
>>62507478
>N-no really, I don't care at all!
>WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY TO CONVINCE YOU I DON'T CAAAAAAARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62507601
I'm right in hearing the news of a Yankees loss right? They got eliminated? lol WOW LOL
>>62507598
they should go back to the middle least tbh
>>62507555
>eating the meme soup on the right
enjoy your no gains. nice trips tho
>>62507598
noone likes taxi drivers, they are just fucking themselves
I'm finally back home and the Cubs winning by 3... It feels good guys!!!!
>>62507598
>taxis getting cucked by a better alternative
no one cried for the elevator operators...
>>62507616
moar
>>62507514
Better than living in Shitcago. Definitely better than living in Canada
>BULLPEN WARMING UP
>>62507555
>Not mixing them both
Pleb
>already someone warming up in the pen
OGRE
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>>62507555
how flavorless is the sausage
>>62507598
>we're mad citizens find uber more convenient than our taxis so let's piss off a lot of citizens by striking for a day so they're forced to use uber and uber drivers will make bank due to increased demand
Taxi drivers: they're really smart.
Look who's at the game.
>>62507601
I'll always be here fam no matter what
>>62507598
>Taxi strike
Who gives a fuck? Either drive yourself or quit being a lazy bitch and walk/ride a bike. This shit isn't sports.
>>62507598
L O L
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We give up Uber, take all of our business!
>>62507507
>Simply epic my man
>Next time just screenshot it and post it
Genius. Thank you. Screencapped.
>>62507561
Joe Montana for 200 please Alex
>>62507598
lol great day to be a uber driver i guess.
fuck taxis, drivers are so sketchy and overcharge like a motherfucker.
>>62507581
b-b-b-bb-but muh bridges
>>62507646
questionable statement
>>62507662
I'm a 100% newfag in baseball, who is this guy?
Stupid pigfat soccer mom mobile
>>62507633
News doesn't travel fast to Canada does it?
>>62507662
that's cute
>>62507662
cosplay?
>>62507083
Bitch don't know bout how relievers work.
>>62507644
Because most of them were niggers
Hey remember that one time the Bears won 6 Superbowls?
Remember that time when your QB wasn't Jay Cutler?
Enjoy your dying fucking sport. Enjoy living with Niggers and Spics (who are worse than niggers)
>>62507598
Why dont taxi companies just stop living I in the 1970s and join us in 2015?
>>62507627
I still don't know what Uber is. I mean, I know it's some kind of taxi service, but I don't get why it's so special and popular these days
>>62507662
BASED
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Pittsburgh is basically just Wheeling, WV with more niggers and bridges.
>>62507558
http://bb69.1apps.com/
>>62507555
based anon, checked
>>62507655
It's alright. Broth is the best part. Good amount of spice
>>62507598
>taxis losing business
>go on strike
Flawless business plan, guys.
>>62507682
someone with a micropenis
>>62507662
cringeworthy
pittsburgh, ladies and gentlemen
>>62507589
>White sux fans are LITERALLY this delusional
>>62507581
This nigga mad af.
You know the Cubs will choke. Have no fear
>>62507684
No more baseball for the Yankees, right? So like, all these teams get to play in the playoffs, but the Yankees aren't allowed to play LOL that sucks lol
>>62507682
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Bartman_incident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8G81oOHhY
>home run is up
>just rewatched
>LITERALLY out of the park
the cubs are not playing around this game
>>62507691
Taxi drivers aren't usually white, so...
>>62507662
w2c that dope Bartman fit fam?
Are the pirates getting cuck'd worse than the Yanks last night?
>>62507682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8G81oOHhY
Bad Cubs fan blame him for the 2003 playoff collapse of the Cubs.
>>62507693
Because they'd never survive in 2015
>>62507623
its jake fucking arrieta it doesnt matter if it is the 4th inning or the 1st
>>62507662
Edgy.
>>62507598
fuck the taxi drivers. they should try providing a better service.
>>62507682
That's Steve Bartman. Or someone pretending to be him, rather.
>>62507741
What he's posting is right
Let me know when you have 16 home games like the Steelers do
>>62507710
It's just really easy and convenient to use. You're basically trading regulation for usually cheaper and faster rides.
Which one of you did it?
>>62507589
>never recovered from the strike
>won the World Series in 2005
>>62507662
That sign is gay as fuck. I don't feel so bad anymore if that is him
LOL AT THAT BALLOON
WEBM WHERE
>>62507744
Yankees weren't good enough bro. As much as I wanted #28 they were not that good. Amazing they even got the wild card.
>>62507786
This is a baseball thread
Can anyone explain to me why the cubs have not won the world series in over a century?
>>62507710
Taxis without the regulation or employee protections or accountability basically.
>>62507598
Taxi drivers literally are always trying to rip you off, take longer routes, and are sketchy as fuck.
The only time I've had a sketchy uber driver was when he was, you guessed it, an ex-taxi driver who switched over to uber.
Fuck taxi drivers.
>>62507682
>I'm a 100% newfag in baseball, who is this guy?
Nice catches with your b8, m8
>>62507798
thats not him
KKKKKKK
>>62507662
DAILY REMINDER THAT ALEX GONZALEZ LITERALLY GOT AWAY WITH FUCKING UP THE ENTIRE 2003 CUBS SEASON
>>62507710
then you probably havent used taxi service that much
at least here in mexico, taxis overcharge you:
>if there are 2 or more
>if its in the night
and in shit cars (not that i care much about this)
also you can send reviews in uber and shit
>>62507786
>obesecollide
God I'm hoping for an Atlanta situation to erupt where the stadium gets trashed.
>>62507798
are you that fucking retarded that you think it's real?
>>62507798
it's not
>>62507810
cursed by a goat
>>62507786
>2 games behind the Bungles
Consider suicide.
>>62507786
Why do the Patriots dominate the Steelers?
>>62507662
>not even in foul territory
0/10
>>62507810
meme curse
why do Pittniggers keep posting football rings? are they upset?
>>62507786
>muh football
this is pitiful
>Work 6 months to make it to the playoffs
>Lose it all in one
>The organization of Major League Boreball
>>62507786
>stoolers
>>62507812
100% agree, they've had this shit coming to them a long time now
>>62507724
Im gonna follow your footsteps and eat one of the soups in my pantry fam.
>>62507786
>le ring pictures when my city is losing
Top kek
>>62507724
ever had campbell's italian wedding? decent broth and noodles that aren't garbage.
So if the Cubs win the World Series, will Back to the Future Part II be considered black magic?
>shitsburg ever getting a run
>>62507812
>The only time I've had a sketchy uber driver was
Dude, Uber's price gouging is ridiculous enough that the company is a joke robbing you blind
Daily reminder that the Yankees willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Masahiro Tanaka, Brett Gardner, Chris Young, Jacoby Ellsbury, Carlos Beltran, Alex Rodriguez, Brian McCann, Chase Headley, Greg Bird, Rob Refsnyder, and Didi Gregorius by starting them in the 2015 AL Wild Card game.
>>62507835
I am drinking a lot right now it is hard to really consider reality
This wildcard shit needs to be a best of 3
>not just hitting Arrieta when he comes to bat and knocking him out of the game.
>>62507623
Arrieta is 16-0 with a lead of 3 or more.
plx mk it stahp
>>62507598
>http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/30851172-story
Are you fucking supporting these bitches? Fuck you ass hole, taxis fucking suck.
>>62507853
>NFL
>sub .500 teams have a realistic shot at the playoffs
>>62507825
And Dusty Baker mismanaging his pitchers. And the Cubs still choked in game 7. But yeah, it was totally just that one guy going for the foul ball and not the entire section he was in that lost the seires.
>>62507853
Win the division then
>>62507853
The assmad Pirate fan bitchfest has finally started
Win the division next time, faggot
>>62507849
They don't seem to understand this is a baseball thread. You don't see Cubsfags posting about how great a season the Burrs are having.
>>62507853
>implying football isn't exactly the same thing
>>62507886
>How to Kill Your Entire Team
>>62507884
the sheer randomness of it kills me, especially in a game like baseball where really great teams can lose on a fluke. But that's the drama of it, I suppose.
>>62507817
>>62507838
pretty good IRL trolling tho
>>62507810
God hates them... And management never tries to really build a winner because they know stupid Cub fans will still go to the games.. Because muh, Wrigley Field
>>62507598
Unless they're going full Parisienne on the Uber cars and start torching them, they can go fuck themselves.
Uber might be scum but taxis don't matter anymore.
>>62507894
>NBA
more than half of the teams make it to the playoffs
i fucc with savages u a fuccboi u cant hang
So who's going to get McCutchen when his contract is done
>>62507853
>previously would get a straight bye into the nlds
>now lose to a team with a worse record because your "ace" shit the bed
Im sorry for you guys though, I dont really watch NL but I the idea of butt pirates turns me on
>>62507886
Thats dirty
>>62507886
people at the plate have reflexes too, and hitting the hand is probably the hardest thing to do
>>62507864
Only if they play Miami in the World Series.
>>62507884
>mfw pirates fans are gonna harp and bitch about this for years
send the team to montreal tbh
>>62507845
This. It's like he couldn't be bothered to go all the way with it.
Why is Dusty Baker a commentator here, someone get that shit manager nigger out of the box
>>62507914
I would give that woman a white cock.
>>62507868
Muh surge
>>62507910
>16 games Vs. 162 games
WC should be best of 3
>>62507894
You can include the NBA and NHL in that. But mostly NBA's Leastern Conference.
MILA KUNIS
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>Cubs win WS
>no more muh curses
>no more muh lovable losers
>no more muh pain and sadness is bigger than yours
>half of Cubs "fans" stop caring about the Cubs
I guarantee it.
>>62507886
what would happen if a team actually did that? would the mlb just fine them a shitload of money and make them forfeit? this is why the lack of dh is weird in the nl
>>62507914
>I love white cock
What did she mean by this?
>>62507914
Muh dick tbh
>>62507886
This lol dude is a piece of shit deserves to have his career end.
>>62507920
Wait I'm not from Brazil
>>62507853
That is why literally nobody outside of perennially shit teams that never make the postseason consider the wildcard game the playoffs. They need something to celebrate before they're gone after 3 hours.
>>62507886
That would be Bush league and the Pitcher who did that would get fucked as well as the manager. Hell, probably the team of that pitcher too.
This isn't Handegg where you can chimp out and get away with it.
>>62507909
>bears football
Lollll
No it would be like the cubs posters posting jordans rings
>>62507889
MORE RARE JIMS
>>62507924
shutup you a bitch it's been merched
>jake arrieta = jake arrieta
>pittsburg hitters = dwarfs
>>62507868
>price gouging
It ensures there are enough drivers to meet demand. If they didn't raise prices like they do the system would fall apart..
>>62507958
let's cross that bridge when we get to it.
7-1 cusbs
lol, look at all these pathetic fags watching a children's game as if it matters
Most people don't even like boreball anymore. I'd rather have my throat slit by ISIS than watching this shit
>>62507950
No
Wild card should be two games and whoever has the most total runs wins it.
Like soccer
surely they have to score at least 1 run right?
>>62507962
Past couple years of the cardinals have shown the MLB will just wag their finger if you do that.
>>62507924
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>>62507950
The commish already shot that down. The purpose of the Wild Card game is to add some excitement to the playoffs, but also to punish the wild card teams for losing the division
A 3 game series would be too much of a layoff for the actual division winners
Cole finall looking great. As long as Arietta is out by the 7th the pirates have a great shot at this.
DAILY REMINDER
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>>62508016
>Like soccer
>>62508016
Do away runs count double?
>>62508012
>lardtackle
>even being legal 10 years from now
lol
>>62507978
>Buttpirates can't handle the bantz
Or the Pirates could try to score 3 runs on him. Go ahead, try.
>>62508012
More inaccuracies from Shittsburgh, what a surprise
>>62508002
bottom kek
>>62507853
Normally I'd say it gives incentive to win the division
But it is kinda ridiculous that these two teams had better records than any other team besides the Cardinals. And it's all for naught.
But fuck that WC games are exciting as fuck. As long as it's not my team playing it. Neither game this year can compare to the AL wild card last year tho.
I try so hard every year not to get my hopes up but I still do. God help me I still do.
>>62507978
Why is this bad again?
He's cocky? Okay, he's also a fucking good
>>62508041
>as long as arrieta is out by the 7th
>>62508012
>you mad
>>62508054
Stop taking the bait you mouthbreather. You're more annoying than the shitposter.
>>62508012
Damage control
>>62508037
meh, they could be three straight games with no travel days. 162 games shouldn't come down to one.
I think that's game boys
TYBF
OMFG
Aaayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OVEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>62508016
so 0-0? who wins in soccer
>CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE >CUCK HURDLE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE SHANTY TOWN OF SHITTSBURGH
F O W L E R
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Ogre
this ones over
dun dun dun
this ones over
cuck cuck cuck
>>62508051
Only if they're double plays
PIRATES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
oh.
HOLY FUCK
ALL THESE DINGERS
CUBS WIN LOL
>100% of this game's runs and RBIs have come from Fowler and Schwarber
LOOOOOOL
THEY ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY BTFO RIGHT NOW
IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES THIS TEAM IS BEING BTFO IN THEIR MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THEIR SEASON
IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR FANS BTFO!!!!!!
Bleeeoooowwwwwwwwnnnnnn thheeeeeee fuuuuucccccckkkkkk oooooouuuuuuuut\tttttttttt
>>62508016
>they should take advice from a "sport" that can end in a tie
BOOTY BLASTED THE FUCK OUT
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Good job Cubs.
Take good care of Maddon pls.
>the hamlet of shitsburg
FOWLER
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Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
btfo tbh
Is Michael Keaton at this game? Have they shown him?
>>62508016
>Win game
>Lose series because idiotic "away runs"
No. Fuck off back to divegrass threads
L E L
TYBF
>PIE RATS
FOWL BALL BABY
PIE RATS FULLY TRIGGERED
SOMEONE PLEASE POST RINGS TO COMFORT THEM
>SHITTSBURGH
>BBBBBBBBBUT I DUN CARE BOUT NO BASEBALL
>MUH STOOLERS
embarrassing
>>62508012
It gets even more pathetic each time you post it.
>GERRIT COLE
BASED AS FUCK
>>62508012
CB put your trip back on.
>Literally losing to the 1 and 2 hitters
Uhh hyessss
>>62508081
>>62508081
>162 games shouldn't come down to one.
But that's the point. It's supposed to be unfair.
on a scale of 1 to shrek this is my fucking swamp and its ogre
IT
IS
GONE!!!
(this game, I mean)
PROPHECY INCOMING
>>62507884
Win your division bitch
CUCKOLDED
jays cubs ws tbh
3-3 AHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHA
Goddamn shittsburgh getting shrekt.
I would wreck that one girl they keep showing on the Chicago cam TBQH (I like fatties tbqh)(they make me feel good about myself tbqh)(sometimes I can't get into skinny girls tbh)
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
>all these Cubs fans that think they're hot shit now
you won't even get past the Cards. Enjoy your moment now.
>>62508115
And where semi-frequently teams tie on purpose just to advance.
the entire pirates team and fanbase is getting cucked right now
>OUTSCORED 12-0 IN LAST TWO WILDCARD GAMES
I hate both of these teams. I was expecting a badass game though, this is just sad.
I fucking love dingers.
>>62508051
Does povertyball actually do this shit?
Whoa...
Bucs...Scub
Bucs...Cubs
ARe thHey the $ame tEam faM?
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> got to see that chubster in the Chicago bar again
Go Cubs
>>62508151
Its called win your division
>>62508120
Are you the nigger that spammed this about voulquez for months
>>62508142
thanks mr skeltal
>Poorats
>>62508175
they should've pulled him after that HR.
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
>>62508191
>Bucs...Scub
>Skub
Get the fuck out of here with that shit friendo.
>>62508210
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
>>62508142
Thx mr skeltal
>>62507950
It's only 1 game because it's really a game between 2 teams the season decided were not worthy of the playoffs. Thus they have to use their best pitcher for the WC game and if they win they go into the series against the team most deserving of the playoffs (1 seed) at a disadvantage.
If it were 3 that starter would be rested.
>>62508177
why not ?
the cubs have the best pitcher in the league and is 11-3 against the cuckdinals in the season and oh, with todays game a 9 game winning streak
>>62507744
>can't stop thinking about the yankees
At least I can look forward to them making the post season every year and not once every 20 years.
>>62507868
>be in dt Toronto
>try Uber
>pay $45 for a $15 ride
yeah no thanks that shit is a fucking rip off but >muh convenience
>muh easy to hail a cab
>paying extra for that shit
it really is like day time robbery
meh, the pirates are down but not out, they still have a chance. you cant count out this team so soon
>>62508190
yes and it works
>Butt Pierats damage controllers on suicide watch
>>62508208
Exactly, that's my point. It's designed to be unfavorable to Wild Card teams.
People don't realize how much of it is for the league's 3 best records to be in the same division
>not knowing the curse doesn't kick in until the 7th inning
>>62508142
THANKS MR SKELTAL
>>62507810
So there's this bar called the Billy Goat Tavern in an alley underneath the Chicago Tribune building. In 1945, the Greek guy who owned the place was kicked out of Wrigley Field for bringing his goat, and he put a no-winning curse on the franchise.
Also, John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd once did a skit based on the Billy Goat Tavern. Go there and order fries, a cheeburger (sic), and a coke. It's pretty neat.
>>62508232
>He's an anti skub fag
>>62508172
denzel_smoke.png
>>62508245
they should probably put in a pitcher with more than a fastball and slider
>>62508081
It's incentive to win your division. None of this pussy half-the-teams-make-the-playoffs other sports do.
That home run reminded me of Mo, god I miss Mo Vaughn
Hey guys, I forgot what game this is who the Pirates started with their entire 2015 season on the line. Can someone please remind me?
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
FUCKING REKTED
>7th inning curse happening
wow fking BEANNED!! THIS n*GGER just GOT REKT
Sweet chin music
>>62508270
>John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd once did
>>62508270
the correct ending of this sentence "a metric fuckton of blow"
>>62508297
nice try skeleton
>ARRIETA
>>62508290
Id rather go back to one WC winner. This one game series shit doesn't fly.
Cubs have now shifted from figuratively to literally killing the Pirates.
didn't even hit him
TALK SHIT GET HIT
BUENOS NOCHES CERVLELLI
>>62508297
You came here to kill me
>>62508244
I paid like nothing when i took a ride with UBEr in TO tbh fam. Was pretty cool
>>62508172
>Dem midwest titties
Ah yeah son.
all these pitt fags acting concerned
im confused did the pitch even hit him?
>Being a fucking drama queen just because you got hit with a baseball
What a pussy.
arrieta confirmed for getting fucking beaned by a mad cole
>>62508207
my man
>scoring ZERO runs in the single most important game of your entire season
can someone explain this recently popular dank meme to me i dont get it
Cervelli almost DIED
we beanball now?
>pie rats playing dead at the plate
It's come to this
BRAWL PLS BRAWL PLS BRAWL PLS BRAWL PLS BRAWL PLS BRAWL PLS BRAWL PLS
>>62508327
kek
What a fucking pussy
It didn't hit him right?
He didn't get hit at all lmao what a pussy
>using a HBP to try to start a rally
>>62508241
Every year, huh? So you just started watching the Yankees this year?
Kek chiraq dont play no games we out here makin maves takin name boa
>>62508336
>>62508172
You flyover people disgust me.
>ball grazes your finger
>hit the ground like you just got shot by a high powered rifle
FUCKING DIVING SPICS SHIT UP EVERY SPORT
>>62508365
no, it grazed his right knuckles, the strongest bone in the human body
>>62508340
Pretty sure it did
>>62508264
It also doesn't kick in until NLCS buddy
New thread when faggots
>>62508365
no, maybe grazed his fingertip
>>62508365
got his fingers
cubs are brutal
where the FUCK is the new thread
>>62508372
the rats gotta get on base somehow
>>62508365
he threw his hand at it and it glanced off a finger
what a fucking bitch
If anything, baseball is povertyball2.
Kids in the DR literally use milk jugs for gloves and hit rocks with sticks.
>>62508365
Left hand fingers. Barely.
>>62508244
>it really is like day time robbery
yap
they also got financial analysts to spin on TV that their company was/is worth WAY more than it really is, I guess to draw investors? shady as fack, m8
holy shit, I hope he's OK. oh replay not in the head, that's good. that shit is scary
Will this thread make 700?
YES
ILL TAKE IT
PIRATES RALLY STARTS NOW
ARRIETA VISIBLY SHAKEN
>>62508335
I would rather just drive myself tbh
>>62508425
Shut up tbh
Hi guys, what's going on this thread?
>>62508415
teams are gearing those kids up now.
>>62508381
lol i'm WASPY as fuck. Look at it this way; aren't I simply making it more likely you can get it in with a skinny chick? I'm literally only helping you.
>>62507935
>marlins are orange
> astros are orange
Astros vs. Cubs for world series?
>outside
STRIKE
kek
KKK
KKK
K
>>62508415
No its not. They have academies that train kids.
>>62508427
lol, nice joke there man
new bread plz
BOAST CUBBY
>4 pitch K
Mercer, are you even trying
that was a ball
New thread when?
>jordy mercer
>playing professional baseball
>people think he's good
>>62508393
>>62508397
We're on page 2, calm down
>>62508450
atleast its been consistent
>>62508415
Just because poorer people figured out a way to play it doesn't make DeMarini bats or Wilson gloves any cheaper.
>>62508467
if someone doesn't make a new thread right now i'll call my father and he'll have this whole webpage taken down
>>62508467
Im on mobile so i cant
>>62508459
>7Ks in the bottom of the 5th
>NL
top kek
KKK
KKK
KK
who /nervousmetfan/ here
Smfh could this team choke any harder
GET A FUCKIJF HIT
>>62508440
No. You shut up tbaqfhwy
Strike zone is a joke,
I'd be pissed if I was Bucs Coach
>>62508475
NO
WE RIDE TO VALHALLA
WITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>get a free runner to start the rally
>cant even advance him
shits over
>>62508433
Try living in a place with retarded parking fees
>MUH NEW THREAD
shut the fuck up faggots its still like on the second row of the catalogue if you want a new thread so badly make your own this one is comfy
>pinch hitting for cole
it's happening
>>62508446
>increasing the demand for fatties
No, will only make more fatties. Rothberg and the other jewish cabal members should have taught you this.
>>62508016
Go watch your grass fairy shit somewhere else
C'mon Arrieta
>>62508381
>His dick ain't big enough for midwestern grainfed ass
Fuck a new thread lets just keep posting in this one lel
CY YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!
Arrieta is memeing all over these guys
these calls are fantastic
I love it
>>62508518
i don't have to do anything idiot moron this is USA
WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?
I never understood why catchers would stand up when call a high fastball, can tell everytime
>>62508518
this
post cubby and witness the prophecy
holy shit dat strike zone doe
dat angry lady behind home plate
holy shit those are some mad fans
K K K
K K K
K K
That called strike on Alvarez was questionable.
ARRIETA
R
R
I
E
T
A
UMPBALL
whats up with that pitch tracking
GUYS COLE IS AMAZING, THIS CUBS PITCHER IS CLEARLY SHAKEN
Great frame job by Montero
>>62508500
/depressedyankeesfan/ tbh. Go get them Dodgers.
>>62508500
>mets
>making it past the dodgers
>making it past the cardinals
>making it past the cubs
what the fuck is wrong with this ump?
robot umps fucking when holy shit
I haven't been paying attention, how many K's does JaKe have now?
>le strikeout looking man
8th strike out lol wtf
>mercer k outside ball
>alvarez k outside ball
mlb confirmed for wanting cubs to go far
no way that was a fucking strike
Who here /ShitTeamForProbablyAnother5Years/?
>those fucking outside the box calls
eight (8) strikeouts!! can you believe it?
>it's the final count down
>>62508475
>>62508506
>NO
>WE RIDE TO VALHALLA
>WITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this
>>62508557
Can anyone explain the K? I haven't watched baseball in forever.
holy shit that fucking umpball
that was a walk and you fucking know it you piece of shit ump
everything is going against the pirates jesus
>>62508547
do you have an eye in the back of your head? even if you did theres a helmet
>>62508590
One votto plz
>8 K's through 5
LOL
>>62508578
>>62508586
>>62508592
HAHAHAHA blaming k zone for your loss, mark of a true cuck
>>62508535
introducing the dank new meme: posting in autosage threads
CAN YOU FEEL THE PROPHECY /SP/?
>literally putting your entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole
>mfw nothing exciting happens and the cardinals win the WS again
Arrieta is a sorcerer
he can magically make the strike zone bigger
>>62508516
I pay 100 a month for parking in my Building in dt Toronto, worth every cent tbh
This umpire crew has clearly been well paid this evening
>>62508522
This implies we live in some kind of bizarro world where the demand curve for men outpaces supply; on the contrary, women are fat precisely because there are men who will take such women. If women were overly abundant/men had higher standards (arbitrary, but you know what I mean), then it stands to reason there would be fewer fat women in the sexual market.
>>62508142
thanks mr skelta
>>62508590
>tfw almost nothing has gone right since the end of 2012
>>62508590
Do you (or anyone) have a Brewers version of that? I feel like it'll be useful for a couple years.
>>62508446
No, it's actually the opposite. Betas like you who give fat girls what they want just reinforce the notion that girls don't have to be skinny.
Do people actually think the live pitch tracker is accurate?
those weren't even close
damn it I hate it when this bullshit umpball happens in this sport that I love
robot umps needs to happen and soon
>>62508365
Hey Costa Rica, why is your time zone so weird? It gets dark way too early there. But your whores and coke are A+ so I guess it's worth it.
Shit thread tbh
>>62508611
STAY SALTY
>>62508590
Literally nobody not even your Reds
If your team can't make the postseason at least every 3 years in the 2nd Wild Card era the owner needs to sell
>Arietta has an extra foot on all sides of the strikezone
Get ting pretty salty right now fam
>>62508576
>cubs choking as usual some how some wat
>doyers, 300 mil is dead money
>Kershaw 7.40 ERA in playoff starts
>limping Cards
cmon now buddy, i know mest ball is mest ball but its right there
Keith Mustache confirms it
>>62508597
>>62505982
why yes.
yes I can.
>>62508270
i remember reading the story.
the "you've insulted my goat" makes me kek everytime
> online fantasy football is "like the best adrenaline rush ever"
I'll take 'having sex' for 1000, Alex
>>62508177
>ENJOY WINNING
>B-BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT WIN LATER AGAINST THE CARDS
Good point, dumbass.
>>62508647
Apparently.
>>62508647
This. Fucking casual newfans need to get out
800?
Not even a pirates fan but they are getting cucked by the umpires so hard....
>>62508547
Ditto. If I was a catcher I'd stand like 50 percent of the time just to fuck with people.
>stand up
>pitch in the dirt
where did cole go?
>>62508654
shit threads are good retard this is 4chan you newf*g gtfo!! back to reddit!!!
>>62508653
>berPOOda
>BASTARDO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
that bastard
>>62508590
Fraizer looks good though man, never know. get some pitching
>>62508705
shut up mexican
>nr 1 draft pick
>ace
>most important game of the season
>FIVE innings
is this the end of the Gerrit Cole meme?
>>62508711
BTFO
T
F
O
>>62508676
Just screencap it you lazy cuck
LOL THE STADIUM IS STARTING TO CLEAR OUT
>>62508705
No, giving up 4 runs and scoring 0 is what's cucking them
playoff prediction time lads
>>62508737
Yes tbh
damn cole pitched a good game, offense just hasn't given him any fucking support
>>62508712
Nice xD
RIZZ ON ME
>Bastardo
That means his family literally descends from a cuck.
>pirates fans complaining about calls
>that pitch was literally 6 inches out of the strike zone
>>62508647
It's not terribly inaccurate in 2015, but I try my best to ignore it because I'm...a man that can establish a strike zone for himself. Yeah, that.
AJAX YESSSSS. BRING IN RODNEY
any piratefag complaining about the zone should pay attention right now
>>62508606
S was already taken for another Stat so they used K as it makes a strong sound in the word "strike". At least that is how I understand it. I could be very wrong.
My team's not even in the post season but with the Astros, Mets, Cubs, Pirates, and to a lesser extent the Jays, I'm glad there's more parity in the game. I'm going to watch more post season games this year than in a long time.
>the cusb
I have a reason to care about boreball again
thank you Chit-town
lets witness the prophecy
>>62508762
>the city of me
Looks like my bracket is fucked already
>>62508715
Sick burn tbh fam
>>62508762
retard idiot picks even my dog could do better
>>62508142
thanks mr skeltal
alright nevermind lads, this ump is just awful both ways
>>62508699
we can do it
this fucking strike zone is wider than that chiraqi chubster's ass
>>62508177
I know the Cards are good in postseason but this years the Cubs have been pretty good against them
>>62508745
>Just screencap it you lazy cuck
fuck I forgot again :(
>>62508798
Here how about this one
>berJEWda
>>62508762
its gonna be a show me series
That catch attempt sums up the Pirates night tbh
>>62508799
we had something special
>>62508829
We actually have a bay called Jews Bay. Because way back, that's where we made all the jews live and trade.
>>62508799
>>>62508760(Cross-thread)
faggot
is the center field camera angle more off-center than usual or is it just me?
>>62508142
thanks mr skeltal
>>62508647
I used to think improved photoshop abilities would lead people to doubt all that they see, forcing people to use their own ability to judge. Instead its raised a generation of gullible idiots.
>>62508142
thank mr skeletal
What the fuck is with this strike zone holy fuck
>>62508504
it's the same strike zone for both teams, dumbfuck
>>62509011
It is - it's a shitty one for both
>>62508415
baseball is the way off of that island, more so than any other profession short of being a drug mule for mexican cartels
>>62508322
AAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHHAHA BEING THIS ASSBLASTED
AAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
2 wild card teams is legit
You tell me why the cubs don't deserve a chance at the playoffs faggot
>>62509047
Well, yeah. Live tracked strike zones are based on the ballpark.
>>62508142
thank mr skeltal
>>62508762
>>62508797
>not having the goat 2-2 bracket
are you even trying guys?
>>62508736
>implying someone listens to people with yellow teeth, neckbeards and 3+ chins
>>62508762
Made this before the playoffs started.
Calm it down. These asshurt pirates fans wanting Arrieta thrown out
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
hahahahahahahaa
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>P I E R A T S
>I
>E
>R
>A
>T
>S
Double play
Literally what was that.
>Bases loaded
>Ground into double play
Can the Cubs win a world series in the next 5 years?
inb4
>Cubs
>winning a world series
