OFFICIAL NL WILD CARD GAME THREAD
CUBS @ PIRATES
Mariners
First
HEY CHICAGO WHAT DO YOU SAY
Anyone ever got a hooker?
>not posting score and inning
>luck swing
>on the sports board
Why?
MARLINS GUY
>>62506720
>faggots
>existing
Why?
Pittsburgh Pirates? More like Poopsburgh Pooprats amirite?
Thumbs up if you lol'd :-)
Wide strike zone tonight,
they are making it a pitching duel
pirates in charge of getting BTFO
stream
http://bb69.1apps.com/
First for Pittburgh DINGER.
nth for Cardinals
The 2012 Tigers would bootyblast both of these teams
>>62506747
>back to back world war losers
>the pirates will not score a single run for the rest of the season
how does this make you feel
MORE RARE JIMS
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DISPLACEMENT
>>62506742
Jeff Nelson, on the year, has called 15.15% of balls 'strikes' ... 16th highest percentage of all umps this year.
>>62506718
Yeah
>pitchers batting
>ARRIETA
JUST
>fans actually dressed as pirates.
You might decrown Kansas
>>62506674
>no subject
>no score
You dun goofed son
I want Jake Arrieta to fuck me in the ass
Dinger time
>Ron darling
Last night it was a woman tonight its a homosexual
>>62506769
Only to fail where it counts, right?
>>62506808
Subjects are for poor people.
>>62506788
Story time plz
>>62506801
idk theres that one fan in KC that brings moose horns to the game
>>62506739
epic may-may sir
FOWLER GOAT
>>62506789
>free out
>"NL is best L"
>kek
>>62506728
lel, boast moar ebin memes bls
How do americans watch this shite
>>62506739
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SIDES? THEY WERE HERE A MINUTE AGO
>>62506812
After he's done with the pirates he will
>>62506859
drunk
>tfw you will never lead your team to a championship
>>62506769
>>62506769
It's 2015.
>>62506828
>>62506828
>>62506828
CALLED IT
OH FUCK
COLE GETTING BTFO
>PIRATES
>CUSB LITERALLY RUNNING UP THE SCORE
Oh my
DINGERS
AAJAJAHAHAAHAAHAH H
BASED SCHWARBER
SCHWARBED THE FUCK OUT
RIVER SHOT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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MAXIMUM
LEL
>>62506859
We have brains
SCHWARBER IS A LITERAL GOD
OMFG
>piss rats
>SHITTSBURGH
LMAO
JUST
JUST
THAT BALL IS CRUSHED! Two-run shot for Kyle Schwarber, Cubs lead 3-0
SWABAAA
>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL>COLEL
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IT IS OGREEEEEEEEEEE
how many feet was that?
cole is imploding
he looked beat after the first hit
>(like pirate)
LITERALLY BABE RUTH
hell yeah
2 ez for cubs tbh fam.
PIE RATS SUICIDE WATCH
> that chubster in the Cubs bar
More please
>>>>>>>>COLE
SCHWARBER IS GOD
DINGERS
>the shitty of shitsturd
BTFO
>implying the cubs won't blow it in the 8th inning
are you guys new to this baseball thing?
JUST GIVE THE CUBS THE DAMN CHIP ALREADY
cucked
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BABE FUCKING RUTH!
BASED GERMAN
this game is gay as fuck. enjoy your fluke win and going back to 100 years of irrelevancy, chimpcongo.
he killed that shit
>WHAT A BODY
Daily reminder that
Who the fuck is this Cole scrub?
That DRAGON
JUST
FUCK
MY
BRACKET
UP
why did i pick the pirates to win? :(
>the Pittsburgh Pirates willing placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole
God I hate Wrigleyville so much.
>what a body
Ron darling is the gayest man in the park
>LAST YEAR CRAWFORD
>THIS YEAR SCHWARVER
>BUSC
>DRAFT KINGS FANTASY SPORTS ZONE
smh that that's a real thing tbh
this game is looking eerily similar to the last pirates playoff game...
>go out for a smoke
>miss the dinger
I think this is a sign I should quit
>that's a 10/10 in shitcago
>doubting the cubs
Someone get a celebration thread going, weve already won.
So this game is over right?
>>62506981
>German
Dude looks more ethnic than me
>>62506888
checked, impressive call m8
>>62506982
dis butthurt shittsburgh fan
>getting homered by fred durst twin brother
>>62507011
low test tbh
FUCK COLE IS MELTING DOWN
>kid looking at his phone
>looks up at the TV when everyone starts cheering
top kek
Wrigleyville is the absolute worst
>single
>dinger
>walk
is this guy supposed to be good?
ITS HABBENING
COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT COLE RATTLED AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
that fucking retard not even looking at the game just started clapping after he saw something's up
>>62507007
Smoke between innings you dolt
LETS GO CUBBIES CHANNEL YOUR INNER DINGERS!!!!
>>62507027
His last name is Schwarber fam
Also why is Bryant not playing 3B?
>Already calling the bullpen
Top kek
>kris brycant up
>"what impresses you most about this guy up at the plate now"
>10 fucking seconds of silence
lol he knows they overhype him
Ahhh, good thing no one gives a fuck about boreball in Pittsburgh
>3rd inning
>rats already spooling up their bullpen
IT'S OGRE
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
>>62507046
He knows not to get his hopes up.
>Can't even last a full three innings
Cole is trash.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
Well, that's the game.
That's what sucks about baseball. Whatever the score is at the time that you sit down is what it will probably end as. Yawn.
MINUTLY REMINDER THAT THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES LEFT THEIR 2015 PLAYOFF HOPES WITH GERRIT COLE
> the pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the wild card game
D A I L Y
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Games over TBS but on some big bang theory reruns so I can watch something entertaining.
COLE RATTLED NIGGA
>>62506739
upvoted
>shittsburgh
Daily reminder the Pittsburgh Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole
>(like pirate)
>>62507071
>this damage control
lol going to the bullpen already
>CUSB
WOW
MERCY
>>62507071
all this damage control
>cusb
Are Rizzo and Trout identical twin brothers?
nice defense!
pirates still in this game we just need a rally
WHAT A PLAY
>>62507065
because Maddon wants LaStella's bat in the lineup since he's supposedly a good fastball hitter.
Which should I make lads?
>entire 2015 season
What the fuck was Bryant thinking? That was some scrub shit.
LOOOOL
it's only the third inning but this game is over!
>only needing 1/3 of a game to lose
>it's the most important game of your season
>and you lose it in just three innings
LMAO!
BTFO!
>LOOOOL
if you look on the scoreboard this game is over! but we're still in inning three!
LMAO!
>losing a game in only 1/3 of the allotted innings
>it's the most important game of your season
THROWING YOUR SEASON AWAY IN JUST THREE INNINGS??? INCREDIBLE!
>pie rats
LMAO!
>>62507011
Chicago has some of the hottest black girls in the universe. Decent white girls, surprisingly cute Mexicans. Chicago asians are bleak as fuck.
>not playing in a dome
>pelting innocent bystanders with bombs like that
I truly don't get it
>>62506996
I was dumb enough to pick the Yankees to win
wtf was Bryant thinking?
>already warming someone up
>muh pitchers' duel
>CITY OF SHITTSBURG
AYY LMAO
>PIE RATS
TOP KEK
>>62506812
>>62506865
>After he's done with the pirates he will
OH SNAP, PIRATES BOOTY BLASTED TFO
Nice dp
>>62507071
but the burrs have more championships anon,
also blackhakws > pongs
we are better at everything tbh
>>62507053
The dude om the right with the blue plaid shirt right? Dude looked like a huge white beta.
if you spat at his gfs face he'd probably appologize.
>>62507136
left soup looks more comfy tbh
>mercer baserunning
CENSORED
NOT CENSORED
with Jake on the mound, 3 runs is like a mountain
>>62507136
bacon bits by far
>>62507136
Mix both into a big bowl and enjoy
>>62507071
>losing to Joe Flaccid
nice catch tbh
THIS GAME IS OGRE!
>>62507136
Right.
>>62507071
Terrible have some self respect
>>62507136
>not ordering a pizza
shiggy diggy m8
>>62507092
>big bang theory
>even slightly entertaining
>not the worst, most clueless fucking normie sitcom ever
its actually fucking garbage, I can't believe people unironically watch that shit
>>62507136
>not getting chunky beef stew and putting it over rice
>>62507136
Based potato
Check em
Can't wait for buttravaged Pirate fans to bitch about how broken the wildcard system is after the game
Gay fit!
>>62507071
>>62507071
Fixed that for you.
Also, nice butthurt.
>Schwarber's HR off the bat was 111.34 mph and launched a projected 449.83 ft
>>62507176
he's gonna get overconfident and sloppy
expect 4 runs
OGRE
>>62507198
I'm 99% sure he was trolling you my foreign friend
>>62507136
I would go with the one on the right.
I prefer the broth soups over the creamy ones when it comes to canned soup
Kind of a fly rule grey area.
post yfw Cubbies blow it in the 7th
>Luckswing
>Americans find this entertaining
>>62507053
Yeah saw that too. What a bitch.
>>62506739
More like shittsburg tryless :^)
>>62506996
think about it fam, jake arrieta wasn't gonna lose this game. basic baseball logic there
and also >chokesburgh
>>62507215
>burger units
>>62507136
>poor
>tasteless
>white
>male
Wew lad
I'm glad the Cubs are going to win
I want their eventual defeat to be as painful as possible
>>62507226
wew lad
>mfw eating rosati's and getting shot by chief keef while watching the cubbies win
YOU LAUGHED AT US ONCE /sp/
CHICAGO'S ON TOP NOW
>>62507136
chicken gumbo ... need some protein with your veggies
Pirates already in panic mode lmao
>Marlels man
Seriously what the fuck.
>takes a first pitch ball
>steps out of the box
Baseball in 2015 is getting dangerously lame.
>Day Zhavoo
>>62507136
>Soup that eats like a meal
>>62507238
Go shitpost in a cricket thread faggot
>>62506930
Kek
>largest market in the league
>hasn't won a world series in 100 years
wow
>>62507100>
>62507118
>Had the longest streak in all professional sports for losing seasons in a row
>Hasn't won shit since the 70's
>Not boreball
No one wants to watch that shit except newfags, bandwagon hoppers, and dinosaurs.
How is that damage control?
Already ditching the gameplan and substituting..
>>62507275
most dedicated attention whore in sports
TRIPS AND COLE DINGERS OFF JAKE
>>62507213
Terry Bradshaw doesn't know the meaning of ' asterisk'.
No seriously, he doesn't, nor can he spell it.
>>62507299
What
I just hope the Pirates put a run or two on the board, Astros vs Yankees was fucking boring.
Someone please post a picture of Bob Manfred as the Cubs MVP
>>62507299
LA's definitely larger than Chicago
>>62507306
>B-baka! I didn't care about baseball, anyway!
>>62507238
>not pinch hitting
top lol, this nigga is finished take him out already
>>62507136
the gumbo fam, it's very good
>>62507299
Chicago is not the largest market. They're 3rd, probably lower actually by now.
New York and Los Angeles are far bigger.
>>62507306
>this maximum ass hurt and damage control
>>62507266
>Cubs
>Chicago
You mean
>Elgin's on top now!
>NL
FREE STRIKEOUTS
R
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>>62507299
the white sox won 10 years ago m8
>>62507071
More pathetic than
>27 rings
in a Stankees thread
>>62507226
I love when batters just know they hit a home run
>>62506719
I think the image sums it up pretty well
Yeah I'll pound your mom's zone bitch
>>62507310
What the fuck he's at this game too?
Am I the only one who likes baseball because its literally impossible to have no chance at winning?
All other popular sports if you're down by a lot of points and there's not much time left you literally can't win, but there's always a chance in baseball.
BABY WONT YOU COME MY WAAYYYYY
I never watch baseball
How does this work, what happens if the Pirates advance?
How far away from the world series?
>>62507266
>ONCE
that's sir, is a baseless fabrication
KKKKKK
>YFW Marlins man is actually steve bartman waiting to cuck the cubs in the 8th
>>62507299
1. The White Sox won a WS 10 years ago
2. Chicago is not bigger than NYC
>>62507387
Amazing
>6 strikeouts in 3 innings
BABBY LEAGUE
rare jims trip confirmed best trip in /sp/ history
>"Cole doesn't want the designated hitter to come to the national league. He loves to bat."
> strikes out looking like an Auschwitz prisoner
>Arietta still on pace to throw 18 strikeouts
>>62507382
it must be nice being that rich
>>62507382
Literally a walking talking meme
>>62507385
>Best of Five in the NLDS
If they win that
>Best of 7 in the NLCS
If they win that
>Best of 7 in the World Series
>>62507385
This is the world series m8
CHIEF JAKE CASUALLY RAPING INNOCENT BLACK PEOPLE
BLACKPEOPLE MATTER
300
>>62507349
>not the largest market
>They're 3rd
>chimpcongo education
>>62507383
Not to bust your chops, but I'm pretty sure that's the biggest reason people like baseball. If you hit with dire, the sky's the limit. Look at the Angels in that game against the Rangers last weekend.
>>62507383
That's the beauty of it. As long as you have 1 out left, you're still in the game.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=320421102
>>62507424
Somebody gets it.
>>62507383
Because baseball has no clock. You HAVE to beat your opponent and get those 3 outs. No running out the clock like in football, soccer, or basketball.
Hockey at least gets intense as fuck in the final minutes.
>>62507390
Can't do shit from those seats tbh. He's just a dirty halfjeww attention whire
>>62507413
What a epik post
good job
:DDDDDDD
