This is a thread dedicated to balding footballers to help me feel better about my own balding.
If you know any balding footballers, please contribute.
This is accurate to what my hair looks like currently.
Do not grow your hair long if you're balding or you'll look like this
rather be dead than be balding tbh
He's gonna look terrible with his babby face and bald head in a few years
Ivanovic is at that ''just fucking shave it all off'' stage
>>57942347
would you rather be manlet or balding?
Did anybody else notice David Luiz actually has a pretty visible bald spot right around the middle of his head?
I could have sworn that he did.
>>57942395
manlet tbh
He's a mong anyway so maybe it'll improve his appearance
Zidane. jpg
It doesn't get any worse than this. Shave it off already.
>>57942369
Underrated hairline
Muh trips, check em
>>57942342
;_;
>tfw balding
>only 22 years old
>dyed blue hair
>have large bald spot on my head
>right in the middle
>people make fun of me all the time
>sitting in a class the other week
>sitting in the middle row, the seats go back and up like in a cinema
>feel something on my head
>hear laughter behind me
>grab my head
>feel some paper
>grab it
>look at what is in my hands
>2 paper boats and a paper whale
>turn to the people laughing
>one of them says ''sorry man I couldn't resist' and shows me his phone
>he put the paper boats on my head and took a picture with the caption ''the whirlpool is sucking them in'' joking that my blue hair is the sea and the bald spot is a whirlpool
>get mad as fuck and leave
>run home and shaved all my hair off
>the next time that guy saw me he said ''Did a meteorite hit you and cause the sea to evaporate'' then started laughing
I just want to look young again
Not this guy
>>57942314
Sneijder and Rppney betrayed the bald brotherhood.
>>57942536
>dying your hair blue when you're balding
You were asking for it tbf
>>57942536
>>dyed blue hair
and you want us to sympathise for you?
>>57942536
>dyed blue hair
What's wrong with you?
ITT idiots confuse balding with high hairlines
![8e6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ukr3m4y.jpg "8e6[1].jpg")
>tfw stroking my hair as I read this thread
>>57942439
he just can't let go.
can you blame him?
>>57942536
your bully sounds pretty based tbh
>>57942536
im not balding but your story makes me fucking feel.
>>57942572
keep telling yourself that m8
![article-0-04FB59C20000044D-746_634x465[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A4qc2fR.jpg "article-0-04FB59C20000044D-746_634x465[1].jpg")
>>57942580
He used to have such a full head of hair, it went by so fast
Tfw almost kane tier at 21
>mfw my father is completely bald
>mfw his father is completely bald
>mfw his brother is completely bald
>mfw no one on my mums side of the family lost any hair
>mfw when I kept all my hair
>>57942572
Receding is stage 1 of balding
Reminder that you can buy propecia and minoxidil and use them until your mid 30s.
>>57942572
I guess high harlines is the equivalent of big bones.
>>57942329
he's always looked like this
>>57942572
this
>be me
>have hair
Okay
>>57942572
This tbh
This >>57942354 isn't balding whatsoever
This >>57942361 is
You have to admire his optimism
>>57942445
>>57942439
um, same guy?
>>57942329
I have a similar hairline to Neuer. I thought it was receding when I was 21, but now I'm in my late 20s and it's exactly the same. Some people just have high hairlines. If you get a bald spot on the top of your head you should probably be worried though.
what is he doing?
>>57942606
i heard this also works to make your beard grow. might actually look into it.
>>57942655
What if you have receding in front bale style but still thick hair on your head
Balding isn't even bad. It depends on your facial structure and your haircut. Some people look even better balding. If you have Bales face then it obviously sucks.
>>57942656
looks like a rentboy
>>57942656
Going for the Vegeta style.
>started going bald when I was 18
>started shaving my head by 22
>now rocking the Tim Howard look, beard and all
>walking home a couple of months ago
>guy pulls up in a car and starts talking to me
>stop and start chatting
>some short bald motherfucker with a beard
>clock that he's a gay guy trying to chat me up
>he asks me to go for a drink but I say I have to get home
>give him my number anyway because I feel bad about rejecting someone
>don't reply to his messages
>friends all laughing at me ever since because the gay guy thought I was a "bear"
>>57942678
Be glad and monitor it. It may recede further or it may stay like this.
>>57942655
it's possible to start receding and then completely stop receding for a while
>>57942667
far too many side effects, messes with your dick
You should embrace the baldness Like Alan Cork
Alan Cork on the left was 34
Adam Brody on the right is 35
>>57942707
Finasteride has many side effects indeed. Erectile dysfunction is most common one. Minoxidil has less but still isn't completely harmless. Even the topical form.
>>57942701
That's pretty much what i do. A bit embarrassed to start a whole pill treatment for hair.
Take it from a guy who lost it at 23 and tried to hang on. The only option is to buzz it off and keep a very well groomed beard. Also, stylish eye glasses can help take some focus off of your chrome dome. It also helps if you're already an attractive man.
>>57942546
Is there a more based footballer than Pirlo?
>>57942702
That may be true, but I feel like as long as you can take a full head of hair into your 30s you've done pretty well. By that point you're past your physical prime anyway so less reason to give a fuck. If it really is an issue and you look shitty with a shaved head, there's always hair transplants
you're fucked unless you're rich
the worst example
>tfw balding
at least i'm 5'11'' or i'd kill myself
>>57942734
>best
>>57942655
nearly all men experience some recession during or after young adulthood. it doesn't necessarily mean that you're going bald.
>>57942734
>worst example
he looks better without hair
Bale isn't balding at all
>>57942743
Hello, my fellow king of manlets.
>>57942731
makes me wonder why rooney's transplant looks like shit
>>57942744
>>57942746
nah, he looked like athelstan when he was a monk
any experiences with regaine?
>>57942731
yep
>mfw this thread
>>57942761
what is better grey or bald?
>>57942760
because he hits his transplant with a ball every week
if he just sat at a table it'd be fine
source: common sense
>>57942761
iniesta is only 30? chink has been around forever
be happy you will never look like this
>>57942781
messi is 27, imagine if he would be around for next 10 years
>>57942777
Grey. Rvp style
>>57942783
At that point you'd just shave it off.
Its embarrassing.
>>57942777
Grey
>>57942783
anyone else feel a tingling sensation on their scalp whenever you see a pic like this? it's like balding is contagious. i never look at pictures like this for longer than a few seconds out of fear to lose my hair.
>>57942783
He would look fine if he just kept it shaved. What is his problem?
>>57942777
gray if you put some effort into it. bonus points if it's not totally gray and you have that salt and pepper thing going on.
>>57942777
grey is sexy tbh. and if you absolutely hate having grey hair its a lot easier to change than it is if you're bald
>>57942797
yes
i also feel the same way when i look at pictures of naked women
>tfw have hair and beard like this guy, colour and shape + blue eyes
>tfw I won at genetics lottery
>tfw lost in life lottery (poor country)
>>57942760
i dunno negreanu's look pretty shit too. you picked the only pic that doesn't look bad
>>57942825
i'd rather be bald than a balkan nigger
>>57942825
>poor country
rich countries are overrated anyways
JUST
>>57942839
>balkan nigger
I'm not even on Balkan
Joe Cole
>>57942846
dude just doesn't give a fuck
>>57942598
Probably because of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2gOMp-ciSI
Letting Julio fucking Baptiste score 4 past you would age anyone tbh.
>>57942846
That's really a shame. He's an attractive man, but he's doing everything wrong.
>>57942846
surprised his teammates let him get away with it
>>57942314
Bale, Rooney, Harry Cain, Suarez, Giggz, late Becks
>>57942536
that's actually funny
I think that this society is spiritually empty. We value the wrong things too much. Things like:
> sex
> physical appearence
> material possesions
are all meant to make you feel inferior.
>gf playing with my hair
>"it's getting a bit thing up top, you're going to be bald by 23 at this rate"
>sit up and say "WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
>"jeez I was only joking babe chill out lol"
paniced hard tbh, feel bad for you guys
told her I would commit suicide if I woke up short or balding
>>57942877
>>57942825
>croatia
>poor country
you could've been born at zimbabwe, zaire.some favela in Rio.
>>57942878
Rooney was ugly with or without hair. Did it really matter? Also this should be a warning to any balding fag in this thread to stay away from hair transplants they look awful.
>>57942847
>>57942877
we should care more about exploring the universe tbh
>>57942893
>i was only joking
yeah hehe
>>57942825
>be slav
>literally dog genes
>won the genetic lottery
>>57942656
This is so fucking painful. Either tie your fucking hair or cut it short, please don't hang around with that shit.
>>57942905
>međimurje
>balkan
pick only one balkan nigger
>>57942920
be a desert rooney/maisie bastard dingo wombat
>>57942893
>i was only joking haha lol
you're fucked m8, she was just being nice. better kill yourself now while people remember you still have hair
>>57942936
I was in the navy with a Croat kid and he looked like every bad guy in every movie I've watched.
>>57942942
I actually laughed out loud at your post
>>57942927
what was figo doing
why do we bald, master wayne?
You guys understand that high hairline != receding hairline != balding, right?
You can't all be this retarded. I'm fortunate enough to have thick hair with a good hairline, but even if I was "balding" as you cucks insist on saying inaccurately, I wouldn't give a fuck
Hair isn't nearly as important for men as it is for women, and is even less important for athletes who are 1. rich and 2. typically in good shape
Autists.
>>57942960
going for that jon snow look
>>57942499
He had a hair transplant over a year ago
>>57942948
my great grandmother was croatian and she used to grab the ball the kids were playing and fucking them up.
>>57942974
>Hair isn't nearly as important for men as it is for women
jee wizz, thousands of years of bald men had nothing to do with that
>>57942974
nice try bladfag, stop deluding yourself and remove your "genes" from circulation. take a nap on a railroad track so you cant have an open casket and make people endure your disgusting balding even in death
>>57943024
is Palacio hated in Argentina? I hate this piece of shit because he missed 2 match balls on WC
>Everyone on my dad's side took full heads of silver hair to their deathbeds
>Everyone on my mum's side was completely bald by 35
No signs so far
![interna_1426082908[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DPHPx43.jpg "interna_1426082908[1].jpg")
pretty bad
>>57943039
He should be hated wherever he goes for that abomination of a rat tail.
>>57942342
he still looks pretty good though
>>57943041
it'll happen one day, you'll pull your hair back and see a patch where hair should be
i cried for hours when i realised i was balding
>>57943046
maybe hes a jedi master
>>57943041
maybe you got genetics from your neighbor/postman/milkman
I for one feel no sympathy for this dingus
>>57943014
Whatever you say man
I do agree that shit like >>57943024 and >>57943028 is ridiculous though. Like let it go
>>57942974
>I'm fortunate enough to have thick hair with a good hairline
So do I but I shave it all off anyway. I've got a friend who's been bald since he was about 21 (he was balding fast as fuck but he would still have a horseshoe though he insists on shaving all of it) and he's devastated he's got no hair and I just can't understand it. It works simply really, no one gets a raw deal
>Good thick hair/good hairline = Shitty facial hair
>Thinning hair/receding hairline = Good facial hair
Look up anyone you want and you'll see it's true. The only ones it doesn't look true with are people with long as fuck hair and a good beard but if you see them without the long hair or the long hair pulled back you see how receding they are.
>>57943092
i have shit facial hair and i'm losing my hair
fuck your science
>>57942314
another reason why messi is GOAT.
His hairline is on another level compared to us balding young'uns
>>57943067
>raffie
>combing it forward
>>57942877
lol I get it cause Mexicans are poor manlets
>>57945478
There's always someone that gets more and far better pussy, than you; there's always someone that looks way better than you; there's always someone with more stuff than you. You will feel inferior at some point, that is if you allocate value to those things.
>>57942329
same
>tfw I saw a picture of myself as a kid and noticed that my hairline wasn't much better back then
>>57942777
love a man with slighty greying hair/ that salt and papper look!
>>57945602
*tips sombrero*
>>57945602
*shoots villagers*
>>57943049
lol
>start balding at the age of 21
>lose all confidence
>stop attending classes
>spend all my time on the internet
>get kicked out of university after failing my exams
>have to move back into my mum's house in liverpool
>room has been rented out so have to live in the basement
>try to reconnect with friends from home but they've all moved away after uni and/or got gfs
>stop playing sports as my friends are all busy and i'm not confident enough to play on my own
>gain about 4 stone in 6 months
>find 4chan
>enjoy the banter
>liverpool do really well last season
>things are looking up for me
>we let it slip
>can't handle the banter anymore
>can't watch football anymore
>leave /sp/ all together
>go to /a/
>get into anime
>my favourite is Sparkle Space Fighters Brigade VI
>seek revenge on /sp/ for making me the way I am
>become the mod of /sp/
>hairline threade
>no ronny
>>57945832
this is like me except after spending a year in liverpool i pretented to go back to uni, took off with the loan money and now i'm living in camden with a solid 7 gf
Gerrard may be a slipping choker but he has one of the most elite hairlines in sports
>tfw not a single person in my entire family is bald/balding (even my 85 year old grandpa is barely losing hair)
>tfw have flow so good I could be on the lacrosse team
Such good feels tbh
>>57942765
Accomplished IT entrepreneurs (real life nerds) always look hilarious when they try to emulate the bully Alpha gorillas who made their high school years a living hell.
>>57943024
Pinola may be a legend but there never was and never will be a haircut this awful.
Men who go bold have higher levels of testosterone
Lahm is also getting that Klinsmann baldspot at the back of his head and in the front where his hairline is. Noticed this when Germany was playing the US at the world cup and it was raining so everyone's hair was thin
>>57946037
>this bald man damage control
If you are losing your hair, you might as well commit sudoku, you aren't even a real man anymore
slightly balded m8 here (27 years)
i think it is all about your personality and some critheria when choosing your haircut. Paletta is awful, but if you have style you'll have chicks all around no matter how bald you are
>>57945948
Because he's an Oestrogen bomb. A little compensation for looking like a dyke.
>tfw my hairline is starting to recede (although it's nowhere near bad compared to others)
>tfw have alopecia and some 3 baldspots at the back of my head which is barely made unnoticeable through my hair covering most of it.
You faggots don't know my feels
If you're balding and you got the dosh, why dont you just get the surgery Wayne Rooney got? That shit is like guaranteed you'll get your hair back as they pretty much put it back on you hair by hair.
Sure its probably painful, but its worth it
>tfw full set of hair
>tfw people compliment it all the time
>>57942314
Do you look as good as Guardiola and Zidane or as bad as Robben and Rooney pre-transplant ?
>>57942580
>can you blame him?
no
>>57946187
Bradley is one of the few players who looked better bald than when he had a full head of hair. He's pretty good looking too and has a nice jaw so the baldness complements it well.
> you will never look like this
>>57946282
>hipster hair
>hipster beard
How bout no
>>57942846
FUCK
I would much rather have a receding hairline than the back of the head balding, creeping forward.
>>57942536
>dyed blue hair
balded bulgarians
This is a typical 21 year old American
>>57942731
It still looks like it's receding.
Did he have a transplant?
>>57942314
salty Arsenalfag detected
>>57942731
As long as Donald Trump looks the way he does you know there's no hope for baldies. If a multi billionaire chooses a ludicrous comb over instead of any treatment then the average bald joe has no chance.
>>57946685
You know it's a hair piece right ?
>>57946527
Definitely.
>>57946731
Absolutely no chance.
"I'd like a wig please. Give me that unnatural looking one that makes it look like i'm 90% bald"
>>57946282
thank god
>>57946282
>you will never look like this
>>57946221
nah, he looked better with hair, I can't imagine Howard with hair though
>>57947188
>wanting to be a manlet ginger with pockmarks
ISHYGDDT
>>57947605
Like a young The Rock.
>>57947188
stalin a qt
Doesn't matter if you have style
>>57943044
I fear this is where I'm headed.
>>57948206
How is his neckbeard not itchy from that turtleneck?
>>57942536
>balding
>dyed blue hair
Let's brainstorm guys, maybe we'll figure out where did he go wrong
I love having long hair but I really love that I'm never going bald. I make fun of my balding friends all the time
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>57942927
holy fucking shit
and this nigga wants to be fifa president
>>57947188
>be a genocidal cunt
>look good in the process
GOAT demagogue
>>57945273
jesus christ
his downfall just doesnt end it seems
>>57942329
he looks like pepe the frog
>>57948206
>a turtle neck over a turtleneck
>>57945714
>>57945771
jajajaj
Does Rogaine work? I'm only 18 years old and am balding at the vertex. My hairline is ok
>>57945948
people with low hairlines look like neanderthals
>>57950038
it's the most 'trusted', though that may not mean much and you will 'shed' hair that will take months to grow back, so you'll be noticeably balder. i guess it depends if you're okay with wearing a beanie for a few months. maybe get some in winter
![310301_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AiKbPyq.jpg "310301_1[1].jpg")
>>57942314
Luke fucking Varney
for you OP
>>57950108
Fuck, that scares me. Maybe I'll just go with a buzz cut or something
>>57942546
You can tell he doesn't have the hairline of a teenager though.
There's some recession there, normal for his age.
>>57950065
Says an Iberian
Every good team needs a baldy
Some players suit no hair, its like a developmental stage of not giving a fuck and shows balls and character,
Fuckers like Chamakh and comb over the back Soldado are laughable though
>>57946979
But it is mate, I'm sorry you can't see it.
I started balding in my 20s so I promptly shaved my head and been shaving it ever since.
Why do whites have such weak hair genetics? They go bald before any other race.
>>57951780
This is true. There's a map that got posted somewhere on int that showed Europeans and their colonies, and Africans, to go bald at higher rates than East Asians for instance.
>>57951372
Soldado is going bald gracefully though.
>>57942777
Grey. But White is the best
>>57947188
Sergio Ramos?
>>57942749
What was the point of this post?
>>57951891
Nahh mate, that entire slicked comb-back thing hes got now is just to cover a bald spot on the back. Its a sign of weakness if he's trying to hide it
how does freddie look so great bald?
>>57942781
Cause he peaked early.
>>57952076
good bone structure and hes handsome
>>57952076
forgot how good looking he is
>>57947188
Emre Can
>>57952238
good shout mate
>>57942716
All drugs have side effects you mong.
>>57942408
hi sweety
>>57951228
newsflash, when you were born he was already out of his teens.
and you'll go bald first.
>>57952195
>>57950038
Yes, any minoxidil WORKS.
It will revitalise your hair follicles and make balding a lot slower.
Combine with finasteride for 100% of your hair to not fall out.
>>57952076
Strong Jaw and Cheekbones.
>>57946282
i actually might but with thicker eyebrows because of my degenerate mexican genes
>>57952422
lol are you the guy that imagined himself cumming on pirlo's beard and sucking his feet or something?
Don't get mad lad.
How are some people balding from the back first?
It doesnt make sense damnit!
atletis keeper is 22
>>57942655
I'm 20 now and I just realised I don't have a lot of hair on the side, but it's just do to temples, hopefully.
