OFFICIAL PLANE CRASHB OWL #1
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>Germanwings plane crashed in Southern France
>148 passengers
>666
>>57451232
>took off from cancerlona
>>57451232
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>57451232
Plane??
OY VEY THIS IS ANOTHER AIR MUNICH!!!!!!
Why does this keep happening
>>57451281
Did it used to happen or have planes somehow got shiter / airlines refuse to update and repair their fleet?
THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER ALREADY
THERE ARE AMERICANS ON BOARD
>>57451302
i dont remember this many air disasters in such a small timeframe. could be wrong though.
only surprise here is it's not an air france plane
Daily reminder millions of people die from car crashes every day.
Planes are much safer than cars.
>budget airlines
>Germanwings call sign is 4U
hue
>>57451302
It used to happen, there just wasn't the abundance of media to report on it instantly.
Nothing better than dead Germans
Was Bayern Munich on it?
>a game thread about a current world event
Feels so much like good old /sp/
inb4 janitor
>Hollande: "no survivors"
I wonder if that was part of his master plan
You have a higher chance of dying from a underheated Hot Pocket than a plane crash.
inb4 they blame muslims or putin and Third World War kicks off
>>57451352
Don't worry, he's coming.
So I guess the pilots didn't realise how low they were and then suddenly "Oh shit, a mountain"
>>57451320
>>57451359
ok thanks
"It reminds me of the time I was in a plane crash"
>>57451320
>Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)22:09:55 No.57451320▶
>Daily reminder millions of people die from car crashes every day.
>millions
>everyday
>>57451329
Have we started the fire?
Haha time for tragedy porn
Pilot Pavelhausen, I'm Bundeskriminalamt
>>57451367
>>>/facebook/
Airline pilot here, ask me anything /spuh/
>>57451384
Did you just crash a plane
>>57451384
Was crashing part of your plan?
>>57451384
How did you plan it?
>>57451384
Do you know why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>Pilot: Lucian Pascal (age 46) Toulouse, 1.93 m height (...)
he's a big guy
>>57451384
Have we started the fire?
>>57451384
Do you get to bring friends?
>>57451384
is there room for me on the flight plan?
>>57451384
Serious question: How would something like this happen?
>>57451405
Big guy's have shitty control and balance.
Messi would have nutmegged that shit.
in other news: angelina jolie has ovaries removed
>>57451419
what is she gonna have next removed?
>planes crashing is a sport
>pro wrestling is not
>>57451419
Is she legally a man yet?
>>57451232
And this is sports related how, Ugur?
>>57451415
You really think some silly German cunt on a Vietnamese visual image board would know?
It's always the Jews m8
>>57451232
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN
>Flight 4U9525
>4U
THE FIRE RISES
>>57451428
correct
>>57451384
Serious question: Are you a big guy?
>>57451344
No bully pls
>>57451430
yeah go talk about all the sports that are on right now or shitpost in the three dozen generals you fucking cunt
you killed /sp/ and I hope you die
>>57451390
No
>>57451391
It's never part of anyone's plan
>>57451398
Plan what?
>>57451402
To make it look like he was shot on the ground? I don't know
>>57451406
Someone else just asked me this, what does it mean? I mean I know what it means, but where is this meme from.
>>57451407
If I pay they can fly standby yes.
>>57451412
What
>>57451415
So the thing descended fast and was hightailing it to any airport it could.
Right now with the 0 information we have, my guess is some sort of fire.
inb4 isil claims responsibility
>>57451427
kek
>>57451429
No, her daughter apparently is though.
>>57451302
Airbus have been fucked with instruments icing up lately and haven't done anything about the problem. Probably just the airlines being jews about maintenance and what not.
>>57451450
How would you go about 'calling it in'?
>>57451428
Plane crashes aren't scripted
>>57451384
I have to get on a plane in 2 weeks.
Will I survive?
>>57451451
>inb4
Lexplorer claims responsibility
>>57451463
mandrama status: BTFO
>>57451463
/WWE/
B T F O
>>57451460
Calling what in?
Is this all just some meme that I'm oblivious to?
>>57451464
Yes
>>57451463
NBA: BTFO
>>57451463
...nor faked
>>57451463
lmao
>>57451450
If I pull that mask off will you die?
>>57451475
>is this all just some meme that I'm oblivious to?
I'm CIA
>>57451463
Mandrama fans getting absolutely BTFO
>>57451428
>>57451463
>mandrama fans on life support
>>57451464
No, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
Event happening threads are the best threads /sp/ has. Easily.
Why can't they just put on parachutes?
JANITOR COMING Y'ALL
post under me is cp
>>57451502
Because were shot before they were thrown out of the plane
>>57451232
>BARCELONA TO DUSSELDORF
lgtss
>fortuna
I'm so close to crying from all this baneposting
>>57451464
>>57451464
No, but /sp/ will give you a proper Viking funeral so you descend into the halls of Valhalla.
>>57451518
more like
>farca
posting before the janitor deletes it.
>>57451503
*attempt at whistling with laboured breathing in between*
>TAKE OFF FROM BARCELONA
>CRASH IN BARCELONETTA
>>57451526
>No Barca dive meme yet
>>57451518
>FCB vs Fortuna Dusseldorf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1979_European_Cup_Winners%27_Cup_Final
>>57451467
was getting raped in prison part of his plan?
>Leaves Barcelona
>Stops functioning less than half way to Germany, in France
The CL final is in Berlin this year, is this plane crash a critique of Fabregas' performances against PSG?
Are you woke /sp/?
>>57451545
sounds reasonable.
>>57451428
>>57451463
i smell samefag
I WONDER WHY
>>57451464
Just checked. My plane is an Airbus A320
I'm bringing a parachute.
>>57451560
airline is more important than plane type.
although i've been on much worse airlines than germanwings before.
This is why we need Star Trek transporter technology.
>>57451560
I'm sure they'll let you past security with that.
>>57451551
Believe it or not some people unironically watch 'professional' wrestling
>>57451560
pilotfag here,
You'll be fine bro. Literally 1 million people will safely fly on an A320 between today and your flight. You won't hear about any of them...
How many survivors?
>>57451564
and sometimes it's just bad luck
>>57451585
it always is bad luck.
>>57451579
Same number as Gerrards League Medals
Just got a job with United Airlines as a stewardess and I start training in two weeks. Damn...
>Plane goes to Barcelona
>Learn local customs
>Starts diving
Not surprised tbh
>>57451585
How often is it down to shitty pilots?
>Germanwings flight #4U9525
>>57451536
here we go >>57451592
a good one, too. i applaud you, sideways romania.
>>57451588
jej
>>57451591
do-do you have to wear pantyhose?
>>57451577
>AIDF
>>57451591
r u a girl?
>>57451610
>using the flying jew
>>57451591
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>57451593
Almost never
>>57451320
There are more people dying for car crash than atoms in the universe
-Back science guy
The last number of my post is how many survivors there will be
>>57451463
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MANDRAMA FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW
At least they know where it is.
>>57451463
>what is 9/11
>/tv/ right now
>>57451641
kek
>>57451328
Basically, germany has just lost some retired people they won't have to pay anymore, and let France take care of the cleaning, Germany as efficient as always.
>>57451591
please be in london
>>57451450
For whom?
is Les Bains a big area?
>>57451532
kek
>>57451596
It was a big plane
Didn't they all eat all the soccer players and then make a movie about it last time this happened?
It had Ethan hawke in it and I think it was called "the bus that couldn't slow down"
>>57451641
rated
__________
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>>57451652
What is that asking about? You quoted a response that had 8 answers....
THE FIRE RISES
>>57451674
You missed the handoff from tower to departure controllers. at about 22:27 Tower - 235 contact (departure?)119 decimal 7 pilot - 119decimal7 235
>>57451680
oh my god
>>57451674
>Le anti meme
>>57451680
BAINS ?
>Hollande: No survivors
>Digne-les-Baines'
>Pilot: 1.93m
>Flight 4U9525
Guys
GUYS
>>57451680
>>57451641
ayyyy
>>57451666
4u
FLIGHT IS LITERALLY CALLED 4U9525
CRASHED IN BAINS
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>57451675
That is the point of a dash cam. I read a story on Reader's Digest of an army dude having to explain to his insurance company that his car was destroyed by a runaway Submarine.
>>57451680
thats a big mountain...
>>57451687
I legitimately have no idea where the Bain references start and end.
>tfw don't watch tv and miss out on memeing
>>57451684
>>57451695
look, the reddit spambot is here.
is baneposting the meme that just keeps on giving?
Per spiegel(German newspaper, 4chan won't let me link) there were three Syrian passengers
>Pilot: Lucian Pascal (age 46) Toulouse, 1.93 m height
>Lucian Pascal
>Lucian
>LuCIAn
>CIA
>>57451675
Holy shit. The fact that the cab driver hit the brakes a split second before the wing clipped the taxi saved both of their lives.
>>57451689
what the fuck is going on oh my god
>>57451680
no Frère, they expect one of us in ze wreckage
Could it be terrorist attack by the Religon of Peace?
>>57451704
I wish there were some anglophone subtitles for the convo
>>57451706
23:24 sounds like "mayday mayday, engine failure". Translation would be nice...
>>57451706
ayy
>>57451405
>Lucian
>LuCIAn
>>57451706
>Pascal
>Pasal
>Pavel
>>57451701
spend one day on /tv/ and you'll figure it out
>>57451706
eyy limbo
>>57451700
Some details here. Report said that the engine broke down when the plane took off.
>>57451712
The pilot tried his best to keep the plane from hitting the buildings. The taxi driver and passengers in the taxi were fine.
Are there any frogs online that can tell us what happened?
HAHAHAHA EHL OH EHL 142 PEOPLE DIED BUT FUNNY MAYMAY BIG GUY 4U SO FUNNY HAHAHAH CRASHING THIS PLAN /W NO SURVIVORS LOL XD
Show some fucking respect
>>57451419
nigga she's got a bulk discount on malawi kids
as if she needs her ovaries
>>57451726
Were there any survivors of the plane crash? I can't find any reputable info on it.
>>57451722
There were 58 people on tge plane. According to AppleDaily, 15 are sent to hospital, 31 are dead, 12 are still missing.
>>57451706
>>57451727
hello matt
>>57451727
hothead
>>57451727
now that's what i call edgy.
>>57451727
Disappointed in my fellow aussie.
>>57451727
Somebody get this hothead outta here.
>>57451706
lanklets BTFO
>>57451727
>having a head this hot
>>57451727
Australia can't handle the banter.
>>57451726
news are saying that something happened inside the plane, like a fight or some shit.
>>57451320
>Millions
>>57451727
rebbit pls go
>Pilots in charge of flying planes in the air instead of into the ground.
I swear this never used to happen nearly as often as it has been for a few years.
>>57451727
WARM FACE
>>57451727
Matt please
>>57451727
>the city of hotheads
>>57451726
Me too, it amazes me that anyone ever survives plane crashes.
>>57451728
Most people survive plane crashes, its just that you hear the most about the ones who don't.
>>57451727
Shut up matt
>>57451742
They don't let manlets fly planes
>>57451727
Hothead pls go
>>57451753
>>57451750
I seem to recall learning a while back that the primary reason for this is how "crash" is defined by the people who put those statistics together. In short: many things they call "crashes" are not what you and I would call a "crash", and this thereby skews the statistics to make real airplane crashes (like this one) look less likely to kill you than they really are.
>>57451726
>>57451750
dpa says there was a distress call before the crash.
yellow is height, blue is speed.
There's mountains in the Alps, silly French people. Probably want to fly above them tbh. That's how British pilots do it.
Looks like it's not just the cars of Madrid players that get destroyed when leaving Barcelona.
>>57451734
Underrated post
>>57451463
MANDRAMA BTFO
>The head of France's national Air Traffic and Safety Board (LATFC), Philippe Martine Gillen, has released a statement confirming an "incident" in the southern French region of Digne-les-Bains
>Military helicopters are on the scene and the French president, Francoise Hollande, has requested help from Spain due to the proxmity to the border and the remote nature of the terrain
>The head of France's national Air Traffic and Safety Board (LATFC), Philippe Martine Gillen
>Philippe Martine Gillen
>Gillen
>>57451766
Most accidents take place at takeoff or landing. I think a lot of crashes that take place at takeoff, the pilot can still safely abort before things get too bad.
>>57451767
If I recall correctly, most landing crashes are due to faulty landing gear, which is a problem good pilots are generally equipped to deal with. Very rarely does a plane just stop working properly 30,000 feet in the air.
>tfw memeing my hardest so I don't have to think about the 142 lives that were just lost and the trauma and devastaion that this will cause to their friends and family
What are the chances that someone famous died?
>>57451726
just a german airliner crashing in a french mountainous area that's about it
>>57451680
>>57451689
>>57451766
German you fucktard. It was just in France.
>>57451773
Pilot here...
The most dangerous window of flight is takeoff-climb out/decent-landing. The aircraft is in its most vulnerable state, low, slow, high angle of attack.
>>57451773
This is clearly a false flag and the Illuminati loves baneposting. It's them winking at us.
>>57451781
on a cheapo airline like germanwings? like .00001%.
Illuminati here, AMA /sp/
JUST FUCK MY PLANE UP
So the French ATC Union was supposed to go on strike tomorrow, costing my airline a few million Euros.
They cancelled the strike due to this incidence
M O N E Y
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>>57451790
What is an equivalent US airline to germanwings?
Southwest? Spirit?
>>57451786
> a pilot
> on /sp/
Remind me to never travel with Austrian airlines.
Is Germanwings just the EasyJet of Germany?
>>57451780
>>57451783
Aircraft accident means an occurrence associated with the operation of an aircraft which takes place between the time any person boards the aircraft with the intention of flight and all such persons have disembarked, and in which any person suffers death or serious injury, or in which the aircraft receives substantial damage. For purposes of this part, the definition of “aircraft accident” includes “unmanned aircraft accident,” as defined herein.
>>57451802
jetblue
What is the most optimal height for surviving a plane crash?
5'11" manlet here. I want to think I have some kind of advantage in life
>>57451762
well maybe they should given how often these lanklets crash them with no survivors
I fly with Germanwings every year to Mallorca. I've got a flight in like 2 and a half month.
Now I'm scared.
>>57451800
It's not like they don't know what 720p or higher is. They just look at it from a storage stand point. If the dashcam records for 24 hours straight at 1080p that is gonnna take a lot of storage space
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/580326057821130752
Which of you cunts is doing this
>>57451814
>implying height matters
>implying seat location isn't most important
>>57451807
>>57451802
it's the low-cost subdivision of lufthansa.
>>57451781
>budget airlines
Except an underground porn star or a poortuber I can't see any.
>>57451727
kek
>>57451818
When you get into an accident (or see a plane crash), you stop recording after a few minutes so you have the whole time leading up to the event. The whole setup is less than $100US.
>>57451823
So the grey car in this video is the car taking the video in the OP? That's pretty amazing.
>>57451825
Why are dashcams so big in Taiwan? Insurance issues, like in Russia?
>>57451814
If you're so tall they won't let you even board the plane in the first place
manlet status: BTFO
>>57451814
congrats you made it bro your safe
Should big guys be banned from flights? Something always goes wrong when they're involved.
>>57451814
Anyone over 6'2" has the best chance at survival
Sorry manlet
http://www.pprune.org/rumours-news/558483-iced-aoa-sensors-send-a321-into-deep-dive.html
apparently, something similar happened to a lufthansa airbus a few days ago. but they were able to recover.
>>57451821
>>57451830
Austria what the fuck are you on about?
>>57451818
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR
kek
>>57451836
After living there for only just a year, there were so many warnings and little things like this everywhere that they were just meaningless after a while
>>57451838
30 seconds before and after the event?
thats fuckin bullshit. why cant i just record all the time?
>>57451839
>that height difference
that's not 3 inches faggot
>>57451750
how should they know that? Most like made up
HOLY FUCK THE JANITOR IS SO FUCKING MAD ITT
>>57451842
it's the janitor
he's spamming with posts from other threads
>>57451822
Probably /tv/
>>57451818
can't let the terrorists win m8
>>57451802
It would be like United Ted or Delta's Song or US Airways Metrojet if you're old enough to remember back when every big airline had an LCC version
>>57451849
>manlet being this new
When will they learn?
>>57451765
Imagine giving your insurance report from getting into an accident with an airplane.
"I uh... Got T-boned by an airplane"
>>57451857
Damn, the second video shows just how close the dude in the first video was to ending up in the river with the plane. Perspective is a crazy thing
>>57451841
It happened in November.
>>57451765
This is supposedly how the data looks like when planes are descending in order to land.
Putting my money on an emergency landing gone very wrong.
BEYNES?
>>57451858
Seems very odd that no one stops (if you look at the video from the car following this one) and checks if the taxi driver is OK.
>>57451724
>The pilot tried his best to keep the plane from hitting the buildings.
Do you think the pilot realised at that point that he was going to die?
>>57451858
Is there a way to combine these two videos into some sort of partial 3D time lapse?
>>57451850
Cause they said that it's highly unlikely that there was something wrong with the plane, so it's either the pilot, the crew or the passengers (according to the news again)
>>57451877
I still can't believe someone actually did that shit. Well... technically I can, but I try not to.
>>57451641
haha well proxied m'friend
This is a german discount airline right?
>>57451874
That front car actually got hit by the plane. The wing hits the front of it directly.
That would be the most epic filing for an insurance claim in history.
>>57451858
they'll never learn
http://www.reddit.com/r/short/comments/1v08j9/the_bathtub_is_filled_the_water_is_hot_and_the/
>>57451886
yes
>>57451232
So thats what happens when you fuck 148 strangers in the Alps
>>57451888
In all reality, who insurance would even cover that? I'm assuming pilots/airlines have some sort of insurance.
>all is fine as you watch "The Dark Knight Rises" on you tablet
>loud bang
>plane lurches
>oxygen bags deploy
>pilot tells everyone to get into a brace position
>you slowly descend into oblivion
>right before impact all you can hear is screams
>ipad still on: "you're a big guy"
>Last words
>for you
Got what the fuck is up with all the reddit bot like posting
>>57451888
Hi, I'd like the make an insurance claim. I was travelling along I-76 at about 65mph when my vehicle was struck by a goddamn airplane. ... Yes, I'll hold.
>>57451895
Yeah I'm pretty sure the airline company would cover all civil damages suits
>>57451897
I'm not sure if it would be comforting or worrisome if planes have auto collision insurance.
>>57451463
what did my sides do to deserve this!!!!
is this sports related?
oh no its not!
reported
Who is this Austrian man?
>>57451885
>Thanks for calling SafeComcast, your new insurance provider! Press 1 to be disconnected, press 2 to cancel your coverage, or press 3 to be connected with Satan.
>>57451897
It will be CP soon
>>57451910
I don't know, but he's a big guy
>>57451894
>>57451900
I don't think they sell manlet insurance.
>>57451906
It works! That flight was a domestic one. The ad is asking you to fly international.
>>57451906
Even India came to laugh at mandrama fags getting btfo.
>>57451912
I'm surprised how calm the people in the car were. Then after finally pulling over they just let out a mild "woah". The shock and disbelief, I guess?
>>57451418
>big guy
>inb4 you
>>57451922
It's too surreal. I'll probably think I played too much GTA V and I'm still dreaming in my sleep.
>>57451913
>feet
>kilo feet per seconds
>tfw flight scheduled next week on Germanwings
nah, no way i'm getting on that plane
>>57451928
Still blows me away we see this type of coverage here well before the main stream news picks it up.
>>57451927
kts is knots, you dumbass.
>>57451909
Yes it is
>>57451920
good to see everyone stopping to see if if the pilot is ok after plane hits his car.
So we're absolutely sure this wasn't the work of terrorists?
Because whenever a plane goes down it is the american way to assume terrorism
>>57451751
Ezzzzzzzzzpañia?
>>57451928
i don't think there's a safer time to fly with an airline than right after one of their planes crashed tbh.
people are so irrational about these things.
>>57451934
Oh wow. Good on the pilot for putting it in the drink instead of crashing into the road.
>>57451937
Some say that the pilot's reaction was very basic, or that the plane lost lift in the left wing, causing the turn.
>>57451944
I don't think so. News is a bit sketchy. There are survivors though, so we can attribute that to the pilot for now.
>>57451941
No kidding, that was some serious flying. He was dropping like a rock and as soon as he banked to make the water he lost what little lift he had. A few seconds earlier and he would have hit the bridge head on, a few seconds later and he would have missed. At least that's what it looked like to me.
>>57451941
Basques are always a question mark
There is a chance that something blew up at altitude but didn't completely blow up the plane...
But overall I think it's <5% chance of terrorism.
found a recent pic of the pilot. was is suicide?
>>57451953
Just to clarify, when I say he would have missed, I mean missed the hole he was aiming the plane for, not the bridge.
>>57451944
>>57451944
tell that to the malaysia airlines
>>57451941
Emergency signal a few minutes before crashing in a mountain area
shit terrorist if true
Is this Austrian a bot?
>>57451957
The problem with trying to pull up to avoid hitting something is that it also slows you down, and if you get too slow, the wings will stop creating lift.
>>57451960
yes, he is the terminator
>>57451953
>Ey fam where you want me to land?
>Just fuck my flight up.
>>57451952
Well, OP's video is a news stations's broadcast of the video.
>>57451946
"Before"? Mainstream news picked it up instantly once the crash happened.
>>57451957
germans aren't malaysians though.
also, terrorists bankrolled by putin shooting down civil airplanes doesn't really happen outside of eastern ukraine.
>>57451953
JUST FUCK MY PLANE UP
>>57451967
The pilot turns on his hazard lights a nanosecond before he's hit - did not achieve desired affect.
>>57451969
Brake lights and then automatic hazard lights after collision.
wtf is going on ITT? this is not a joke. have some compassion
>Croydon Labour confirmed GOAT
>>57451320
Try billions
>>57451953
that's the guy from Tarzan
>>57451970
You're right - the brake lights appear orange, but definitely is the case.
>>57451976
I can't find too much information but it appears some modern cars flash hazard lights after sudden deceleration from highway speeds.
>>57451980
he clearly crashed INTO the aircraft, causing it fall out of the sky and into the river
>>57451980
He should have watched out for that tree
>>57451980
>that's the guy from Tarzan
Is this a european thing or something? Pretty sure every new Tarzan in europe flash the hazard lights after a hard brake. The taxi is a Volkswagen.
>>57451976
haha christ
>>57451232
Lol
>>57451986
Hope more people can survive from the tragedy. Rescuing team are still working on it.
>Germanwings
nothing of value was lost
>>57451986
made me titter
>>57451978
Driver of the van was involved in a plane crash while driving a van.
How close are we to developing the Improbability Drive?
>>57451996
This is awful, I can't imagine the feeling of seeing this & being so close. Thoughts go out.
>>57451997
I wonder why the plane turned over right at the end? Aerodynamic stall?
>>57451592
underrated post
>>57451362
Hopefully he'll clean that up too.
>Malaysian Airlines that disappeared
>another Malaysian Airlines disaster
>AirAsia crash
>TransAsia crash into bridge
>Air France crash
what the fuck is happening? seriously, I know for a fact that this many crashes is not normal. this is all from a year time frame
lighting a candle to pay respects
[*]
>>57451978
>It looks like he started to vmc. Loss of directional control when he tried to clear the wall. If the left engine is out and he reaches the critical airspeed at which directional control can be maintained the airplane will roll and yaw into the inoperative engine no matter what the pilot does.
>>57452009
Portside prop looks stationary, but it could be an illusion from the frame rate.
>implying it wasn't a botched terrorism attack
>>57452010
Airline Pilot here. We don't use port or starboard or othwerwise naval terminology. It's left and right, or maybe engine 1 or 2.
>>57452011
that's an ugly candle
>>57452017
That's one of many misconceptions about aviation that grind my gears.
And the airplane got into what's called a vmc roll
>called Germanwings
>has no wings
>>57452011
Port prop was stationary and feathered to minimise drag.
>>57452022
There is another video I believe from the car just behind this one where you can see the props more clearly. The port prop is definitely stopped.
>>57452017
>botched
>>57452019
Aviation does not use the terms "port" and "starboard". It's just "right" and "left". Using nautical terms to describe an aircraft is the quickest way to distinguish yourself.
>>57452033
Can't imagine how it must feel to be in that plane at that time, jeez.
>>57452022
Should have drank Red Bull.
>>57452033
>crashing into a mountain in the middle of nowhere
When was the last time a german plane went down in france? 1945?
>>57452010
>mfw flying across the pacific in two days
>my dad is just about to leave O'Hare
fuck I love my papa /sp/ I can't take this thread
>>57452037
This just convinces me how everyone should have dashcams....never would a noteworthy moment in traffic ever be lost again.
>>57452041
And then we'll be able to be reminded again and again that no one really cares about bothering to stop and help other humans who might need it.
>>57452046
The only thing I'd be qualified to help with in this mess if it happened in the US would be to call 911 and take document the scene for the media (journalism degree).
>>57452040
I wouldn't, and who does, just happen to have a boat to get to the plane.
Can you bet on plane crashes?
>>57451592
UNDERRATED
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>>57452039
For the average person the best action would be to skedaddle in this situation.
>>57452054
>Too much crash
>>57452054
There are many, many situations where this is the worst possible mindset. There are also many, many situations where this is the best possible mindset.
>>57452036
It would be extremely painful
>>57452060
The one thing I can guarantee is that if you are panicking you don't try to be a hero. Unless you can keep your cool you will fuck things up. Other than that, it is very situational.
Who /filteringgermanyandaustriainthisthread/ here?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE AUSTRIA AND GERMANY DOING IN THIS THREAD
>>57452065
still not shocking enough to stop anyone from pulling over, they are late for work!
>>57452039
dude that's just oldschool hijacking. good old red army shit.
jet fuel can't melt steel beams anyway.
>>57452073
it's the janitor using his spam scripts
>>57452071
Plane travel is incredibly incredibly safe. It is so safe that when 162 people are missing probably dead it is headline news.
>>57452072
rer
>>57452072
3000 dead this month on our roadways is not a headline you often see.
>>57452073
A GERMAN PLANE WENT DOWN IN FRANCE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1945
>>57452073
spambot
>>57452079
In some ways it is a matter of control. When you drive a car you think you have control, unfortunately, most are delusional.
>>57452073
It's a spammer using two proxies with comments from that thread where the plane clipped the car. Filter report hide.
>>57452083
In a way this coverage maintains the irrational fear people have of certain things. Same with terrorism which is less likely to harm you than a lightning strike.
>>57452086
Don't hold your breath.
Chaos isn't a pit, it's a plane
>>57452086
They were more concerned about getting to work on time. It wasn't about whether they felt in control, but more that they felt apathy toward the travesty.
>>57452092
While air traffic is still the safest form of travel, the recent bunch of downed planes makes me more nervous than usual...
>>57452086
top kek
>>57452056
Anyone wanna stop and check if the driver is ok.. jesus christ haha..
1) Does everyone in Francistan have a dash cam?
2) Jesus
Just to let you cunts know you're all going to get banned for off topic posting
pic related
OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS ON WHO CRASHED IT
1. JEWS
2. MUSLIMS
3. THE PILOT AN HERO
4. RUSSIA
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POWER GAP
1000. CIA
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10000000000. ALIENS
>>57452099
Not many people can say they were in a car accident with a flying airplane.
>>57452010
someones making a movie
>>57452103
Props to the pilot for dodging those buildings and sticking it in the river. During take-off is obviously when it has the most fuel.
>>57452104
Any aeronautical engineers want to chime in on whether or not that plane was capable of dumping fuel, if they'd have had a chance in that timespan, and if it would even be a good idea or not?
>>57452104
>Bane not number 1
>>57452104
>Bane not number one
pls
>>57452104
Surely, you cannot be serious...
>>57452103
Dumping fuel is only necessary when you are too heavy to land. It's also a slow process, something you don't think about when your aircraft is out of control or close to that point.
I hope you guys realize this is huge. Obviously an act of terrorism. The question is who would commit such a gruesome crime?!?!
We're looking for a group/organization with global influence that has a reason to hate the Germans.
Think /sp/, think!
Jogi Löw gave a statement.
Now that's important
>>57452103
I seem to have increasingly lost my love for flying as I've grown up for that reason, I know too much about how planes work now.
NOT SPORTS RELATED YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>he's getting paid €0.00 to clean the shit on a mongolian comics bulletin website, to set up spambots and to spam cp in threads he doesn't like
poor janiturd :^)
>>57452119
Petrobras?
>>57452103
We will?!
>>57452119
I used to be all "Holy shit I'm flying!" and now it's more like "I'm in a metal tube 40,000 ft up in the air and I could die any moment".
>>57452120
The more I've learned the more comfortable I am with flying, the amount of stuff that has to go wrong to actually down a certified passenger aircraft is quite significant.
>>57452119
League of Shadows
>>57452119
anti semite
jail this goy
>Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...
>>57452123
>no fun allowed
Happening threads are the lifeblood of /sp/ and what made /sp/ great.
I'm not some outlaw faggot, but as long as it's a one off event like a plane crash or an invasion, in my opinion it should be allowed to stay.
>>57452125
I wonder if he is confusing "seven times as likely to be struck" and "more likely to be struck seven times". There is a massive difference.
I'm flying Germanwings next week ayy
>>57452120
One, as far as I know. Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning seven times between 1942 and 1977.
>>57452128
>holy shit im flying
austria 3rd world confirmed
>>57452119
With what money would the Greeks hire the league of shadows?
>>57452120
>Jogi Löw
>soccer coach
>football coach
>football
>>57452120
I'll take seven times as likely to be struck by lightning seven times for seven dollars please.
>>57452132
Are you more nervous driving? Driving is a lot more dangerous.
>>57452119
Prussian separatists.
>>57452130
Not really. You cannot control the actions of others drivers. Go watch that video of the nuns in a car that was hit by an oncoming car. They did everything right and correct. Didn't matter one bit
What should i fap to bros?
>>57452120
You don't know enough about the incredible safety mechanisms and safety measures airplanes employ.
>>57452138
take comfort in the fact that it is by far the safest form of travel. If I feel stressed on a plane, I just ask myself why I'm not a nervous wreck while driving a car, and then I remember my emotions are stupid.
>>57452119
satan clause or nwo
prolly both
>>57452120
A metal tube that bends and twitches. They never show that in the movies.
>>57452141
goddamnit man take off always seemed like the easy part... u just created some flight anxiety for me.
>>57452143
An Australian 10/10.
You know the funny thing about it?
I actually considered flying to Nizza with German Wings, thanks to following bargain.
It would have been my suicide trip anyways.
http://hukd.mydealz.de/deals/germanwings-fl%C3%BCge-viele-ziele-29-99-inkl-steuern-und-geb%C3%BChren-498075
Topkek, would have spared me the work to do it myself.
>>57452145
Don't sweat it. Engine failures on takeoff are critically dangerous and so commercial airliners are designed to withstand them and pilots train engine-failure-on-takeoff scenarios all the time in the simulator.
>>57452143
The Queen of Spain?
the plane took off from barcelona
is messi kill?
>>57452138
>Ward
>hospital ward
>where you would take in injured
>rhymes with morgue
>where you take the dead
POETRY
O
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R
Y
>>57452155
Yes, pilots train this maneuver all the time. And one reason these are trained in the simulator is because they are dangerous to train in the airplane. The only hull loss at ExpressJet airlines occurred while training this maneuver in Beaumont, TX. So....
>>57452151
Oh man i fucking hate take offs.
time to filter austria
>>57452158
It is actually quite safe. Landing is when more of the accidents happen.
>>57452163
I think last take off accident was in Spain, like 8 years ago.
>>57452164
The Miracle on the Hudson was only six years ago, that was a take off accident, caused by birds.
>>57452164
Hines should have cheap shot Bane later in the movie to save Batman
I'm sorry, but did the people already die? Oh, that's right. The bodies weren't even found yet. In fact, the plane still might be flying. Does not landing a plane on shedule count as a crash? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the plane still hasnt been found? The French are still searching for the plane right now and they have been the best country at rescueing dead bodies for how many years now? They're looking for one of the best planes in the world who just happens to have a small delay because of a secret investiation of a criminal flight guest . But you know what? They may still fucking live. The French are one of the bravest fucking people in the world, they went 2-0 in World Wars so far and would of won the world dominance in their leader wouldn't have been a manlet. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the big guys get off the plane and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these Bane topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the movie because it's literal peotry. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking people on the 4chan, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>57452169
If I'm unlucky enough to be involved in a plane crash, I'd take the Hudson one any day
>>57452163
and crashed near Barcelonnette
>>57452170
>Flight 4U9525
>>57452176
I work just down the road. This happened close to a major school district.
>>57452173
That someone is probably that plane's pilot. I would think he landed in the river on purpose.
am i b&?
>King of Spain speaks perfect English
>Hollande carries on speaking in French
Fuck France
>>57452160
Well, that's what I'm hoping we'll find out. Pilot survived.
>>57452173
>>57452173
>>57452173
>>57452173
underrated post
>>57452188
Mechanical engineer here, close enough I guess. The ATR-72 is capable of dumping fuel, but as the plane had just taken off they probably wouldn't be given authority to dump fuel that low.
>>57452173
Nice.
>>57452119
So it was the Greeks.
>Not being able to pay a Lufthansa ticket
>settle for a low budget germanwings
makes perfect sense
>>57452160
Do you have a source for that? I'd imagine on a plane whose MTOW and MLW are so close together that the plane wouldn't be equipped to dump. I didn't see anything on the overhead either.
>>57452194
First class armchair pilot, concur that it would not be advisable to bother with dumping fuel if decent rate is faster then gliding rate, with incoming metro area's or no clear ''fall path''.
>>57452173
>In fact, the plane still might be flying.
my sides
Any videos actually?
>>57452197
A lot of the force was transferred into moving the taxi. If the taxi was superglued to the road, it would have done significantly more damage.
>>57452119
The Russians done it again.
Can someone explain some of the main Bane jokes here?
>He's the bad guy in what TV show/movie?
>4U?
>>57452205
>Any videos actually?
From the livestream, they reported that the taxi driver and the female passenger suffered mild injuries and are in the hospital- mostly scratches and a head injury on the driver, from what I've heard.
>>57452208
Could be mild whiplash or laceration or face ripped off or turned into vegetable or just banged up and bruised... Any one of those is survivable and could be "stable".
>>57452173
9/10
>>57452202
Man that Image is crazy. It's really close to what happened and ridiculously clear. Feels really weird to look at.
>>57452215
Can you imagine driving on the bridge la la la...god Ive already heard this Rihanna song 3x today
He was right he always is
>>57452119
Come on we all know who did this
>>57452221
Man that Image is crazy. It's really close to what happened and ridiculously clear. Feels really weird to look at.
>Baine
>4U
Holy shit
>>57452223
The pictures and video of it coming down are so intense it looks fake or something out of a movie. 9 dead so far, I can't even imagine how anyone survived it.
>>57452223
Putin
>>57452208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNUSDu-Tehg
>>57452225
Now that's exactly what they mean when they say a plane 'stalls'. Doesn't mean the engines stop, just that the plane loses ability to stay airborn.
>>57452227
So was anyone prosecuted? I mean that's massive negligence surely.
>>57452221
u wot m8
>>57452238
I believe the blame would go to the loadmaster, who, according to Wikipedia, "ensure cargos is placed on the aircraft in such a way as to prevent overloading sensitive sections of the airframe and cargo floor."
>>57452221
did he say anything about plane crash?
I haven't been here since moot quit, do the mods still >do it for free?
>>57452173
Es ist sicher Semesterferien in hier.
Terrorism?
>>57452230
Born in Baines here. That particular overpass is one way, there is another one for traffic in the other direction.
baneposting on the rise again
>cal the victim hotline
>hello my name is hassan abu al bakhar, my brother wanted to take that flight, do yu have any infos on him?
>instant terror confirmed
https://twitter.com/CroydonNorthLab/status/580334614020894720
top kek
is old /sp/ finally back?
>>57452250
>wait a minute i'm checking
>there is no hassan abu al bakhar in this flight
literally 5 seconds
>>57452250
Oh my god, that must have been terrifying to see that crash down right in front of you.
>>57452251
Holy shit I always thought that the 747 gif was fake...
seems it s not a good to fly.
between the helicopter crash and this plane.
jesus.
>>57452246
If you are asking about the bagram crash that was a cargo plane.
>>57452260
some military equipment (tanks I think) broke loose on take off and rolled to the rear of the plane which totally messed up the weight distribution and made the plane impossible to control and a crash inevitable.
>>57452253
just until the cp spammer is back
>>57452253
All that bane posting should answer your question
>>57452256
maybe he registered with his fake ID under Hans Schmitt
>>57451334
those swiss critical thinking skills.
crashes happened. the 24-news cycle is still a fairly new invention, therefore we have every instance shoved down our collective throats until something more newsworthy occurs.
planes are still, by far, the safest way to travel
>Plane crash
>In Dignes Les Bains
>Flight 4U9525
>No survivors
>Pilot: Lucian Pascal (age 46) Toulouse, 1.93 m height confirmed big guy
>LuCIAn Pascal
>CIA
>Pascal
>Pavel
>Everyone was wearing an (oxygen) mask upon impact
>People are expected in the wreckage
>>57452251
you tosser
>>57452277
As fast as that plane crashed, I cant imagine people surviving that! But thankfully some did!
>>57452279
fuck everything, that's something out straight of the movies...
>>57452123
eventb owls are /sp/ shane. go post in a cricket thread or something gay like that if you don't like it.
>>57452273
Neither of the footage is clear enough to prove or disprove either theory, it's better off to wait for more clear information.
