Official /cric/ World Cup 1st Semi Final Thread #4
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SA 216/3 against NZ
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>I must repeat that my stating the playing conditions has nothing to do with the weather conditions right now. This shouldn't be a very long interruption. At any rate if the interruption is long enough to not allow South Africa bat any further, the target for New Zealand is likely to be 264 in 38 overs
forst for le glasses man
>tfw d/l doesn't take into account that most teams are doubling their scores after 35 overs
>>57444992
>no
5.10pm Just a recap of the playing conditions. We begin losing overs only after an hour's play is lost. In case the match is not completed today, we have a reserve day tomorrow with play resuming from where it stops. If we have lost overs today, and then a further interruption pushes us into tomorrow, the match will continue to be a curtailed one. If over two days we don't get a result, New Zealand will go through by the virtue of having finished higher in the group stages
I must repeat that my stating the playing conditions has nothing to do with the weather conditions right now. This shouldn't be a very long interruption. At any rate if the interruption is long enough to not allow South Africa bat any further, the target for New Zealand is likely to be 264 in 38 overs
>>57444992
Just fuck my shit up tbh
fuck this shit, is it starting already?
how many fucking veitchy posts are there on my news feed
>NZ relying on rain
meme team in deed
>>57445006
rip in piss saffers truly sorry
>terrible aucklel climate saves the day
i dont know hat to think tbh
How does a rain delay at all affect the outcome or help New Zealand in any way. They were getting hammered before, a little bit of a break isn't going to change that.
>>57445025
Smaller total to chase
>>57445004
>tfw d/l has been a fucked system since inception, so it doesn't even matter
>LOL WE'RE GONNA SHORTEN YOUR INNINGS BY 8 OVERS
>SOOOO THAT'S ABOUT 5 RUNS LESS TO CHASE, RIGHT?
what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49B5f6awKOg
what parts of England are Cricket most popular in?
>>57445025
You clearly have no idea how much the choke craps needed this to regroup and for de villiers to lose his eye
>>57445025
Loss of momentum you doofus.
>posting from uni wifi
Ayy
Australia or India will destroy NZ
>hold out Boult and Southee early, forcing McCullum to bowl them for 10 overs by the 30th
>feast on the remaining bowlers
>hope that it doesn't rain
>>57445025
>I haven't been watching the game
>I have no idea how de Villiers has been batting
>I don't understand this game, indeed any sport, at all
>>57445031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
Predicting that Kohli will blow it under 20 runs. Complete meme player.
>>57445034
Yorkshire, Lancashire, Surrey, Hampshire etc. Mainly the north and posh South East counties.
>>57445031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSMyKdKDR0
>>57445031
If You're Reading This It's Too Late
>>57445031
pretty good album, however gkmc>>>
>>57445031
my nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep0GX7TiWa8
Cricket has always been a lottery once you reach the knock out stages
If it's not decided by the toss it's decided by the weather or umpballs
webm related i still think bangleldesh deserve a rematch
>>57445062
lol drake is a fucking hack end your life
>>57445031
I apologize for nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzzZkkiJMv8
>>57445068
the icc can't have india getting btfo too early lad
>>57445072
>2015
>still hating on drake
it is you that should end your life
Rain no good not now. Why? 1) breaks our momentum, 2) It is 4am UK time, 3) Don't know when the rain will stop? To sleep or not to?
wat do
>>57444992
>SOUTH AFRICA getting fucked in the semis again
every fucking time
>>57445031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>>57445072
Didn't say I think Drake is great. He can be p fucking good when he wants to be. This is alright tbh I apologise for nothing.
>>57444964
>>57444973
>>57445035
>Not Baddin
>Implying that 41 against NZ wasn't more important than Memeswell memeing 90 odd against Afghanistan
>yfw India - NZ final because of weather and umpball
fuckworth lewis is gonna fuck this one up
http://www.metservice.com/maps-radar/rain-radar/auckland
spot on the rain radar where the stadium is situated is still growing
rest in peace saffers
let's see if we can choke even more
It's not even raining in England ffs.
>>57445117
JUST
>>57445094
shut the fuck up faggot, drake is literally gay and his music is exclusively for faggots, its easy to filter one out nowadays just by a guy saying he listens to drake
>>57445030
Stats nerds say it's a pretty sophisticated method.
>>57445110
This is the first time they made it to the semis in over 20 years m8. Not exactly "every fucking time."
If anything NZ is the one almost always getting as far as the semis before choking.
>>57445125
I thought we alternated?
>SA cucked by the duck
feelsgoodman
>>57445134
stats nerds cant account for emotion or composure tbh
i think you guys are underestimating just how choked nz are right now. they cant handle the pressure will be lucky to make 150 tbh
This is such horse shit. Fuck you poo peeland, I wanted to watch AB
lol south africa are gonna find yet another way to lose a world cup knockout game...
>Rain has STOPPED play
well that's that i suppose
a damn shame
so sorry saffers apartheid was a mistake though
>>57445156
just like when aus played them
:^)
>>57445123
is your country literally so fucking poor you don't have a decent radar service like this?
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR713.loop.shtml
>>57445156
doubt it, 350 would be a big enough for score to give them sufficient time to choke, they can chase a tiny target of 260 in like 30 overs
the time for kane to make runs is now
mccullum to meme himself out for 40 off 3 overs as per usual
guptill to go for 6 an over for 20 overs
taylor is shit
elliot/anderson/ronchi wont get a play
we lose by 50 runs if kane doesnt perform
>>57445156
Proteas are the kings of choking, they could choke on a one inch dick
New Zealand is a small country with small population. They're not exactly chokers, more like overachievers.
i literally only want india to lose so my family can shut the fuck up about them and stop calling me to talk about the team
>>57445162
>apartheid was a mistake though
>>57445142
1999 wasn't 20 years ago
Nor was 2007 but they just got beaten by a better team then
Why didn't they just build a roof this morning? The forecast was rain
>>57445162
>apartheid was a mistake
must be a coincidence that SA is the only habitable major country in Africa :)
>>57445172
population has literally nothing to do with the quality of a team
>>57445174
india aren't playing yet, you fuckwit
only raining lightly now
>>57445189
>SA
>habitable
>>57445169
All I want in the world is to just see Taylor get out early and have Kane and Anderson have a big meme partnership. Is that too much to ask.
>>57445166
that's the exact same thing with a stupid circle overlay you arrogant cuck
>>57445194
Did I ever imply they were playing at this very moment, darling?
>>57445038
>posting from uni wifi
which uni?
how long will they wait before calling it for the day?
because it looks like its clearing
>>57445189
>what is namibia?
>what is morrocco?
>>57445174
>indian and american
lol can it get any worse
>>57445189
>Highest rate of sexual violence in the world
wait so if rain completely stops the game isn't that good for south africa rather then continuing today with lesser overs? they have a reserve day for this game which will continue on right where they left off if rain completely stops play
>>57445211
hours mate
>>57445221
no because they were right in the middle of absolutely destroying the bowling
>>57445214
it can get a lot worse. at least im well off and have a life sorted out here.
anyways, end my pain, Starc. I want the hype to be over so we can reassess the team to see how shit our fielding is
>>57445221
what if it rains tomorrow as well? They'll put all efforts to try and get the game going today, even if they cut down the overs. Saffa really have shit luck
>>57445211
They wait an hour before reducing overs and I think they wait till about an hour or so before the end of the day to call it off.
NZ do not deserve to go the final if they SA doesn't get to bat 50 overs
>>57445239
maybe they should have done better in the groups then ;)
>>57445213
>What is South West Africa
Namibia was owned by SA for nearly all of Apartheid they benefited from it to.
Morocco was close but muh Arab Spring.
>>57445218
Only in black townships remove them from the stats and everything goes down
>>57445239
Unless both teams got at least 20 overs, Kiwis go through as we were ranked higher in group stage.
how do they hit it backwards do they sweing backwards or just let the ball sort of glance off the bat
icc probably planted rain clouds tbh
>>57445068
>>57445091
tamim wasn't given our either
bad umpiring decisions happen all the time.
>>57445162
>apartheid was a mistake
guaranteed replies
>>57445244
you dont think it be like it is but it do
>>57445257
either
>>57445244
yep ill be pissed if NZ get through because of rain
Channel 9 showing AUSvsSA '99 semi final
fuck me Warnie was a class apart
leaves every "spinner" in this competition for dead
>>57445210
MQU
>>57445210
J C U
C
U
GCSB weather machine is being used to cause a rain out.
starting to rain again lmao
why don't they just fly them all down to sunny wellington and finish this at the basin tomorrow
>>57445244
If it were Australia getting BTFO like this you wouldn't be saying that you hypocritical fuck.
>>57445289
Nicky Hager is that you?
>>57445162
>apartheid was a mistake though
Oh you brainwashed faggot.
>>57445244
It's South Africa's fault for not finishing at top of their group.
>>57445289
quickly
thank the based key
he's reading this, you know
>>57445300
this tbh
>playing at the memetin instead of the basedin
>NZ in charge of hosting a WC
>>57445172
>New Zealand is a small country
Not really. I think we're bigger than most. We just look small because there's nothing else close to us but Australia
why the fuck are they letting it rain
>>57445312
what were the pros of apartheid, if any lmao
>>57445275
shane warne is literally the best spinner of all time
>>57445313
>losing any game at all in the group stages
Do people really do this?
>5.35pm It has almost stopped raining, says Andrew McGlashan. We have lost 44 minutes by now
fingers crossed
>>57445334
Open an atlas for once in your life
Is K Dotcom elite?
>>57445189
> SA
> Habitable
The amount of white flight from that shithole is off the charts, m8.
>>57445334
>new zealand is bigger than the UK
huh
let me get this straightened out, while the game is suspended, SA lose overs to bat in? Who's the dummy that made that rule.
>>57445343
>never winning a world cup
i literally cant even imagine
> 5.35pm It has almost stopped raining, says Andrew McGlashan. We have lost 44 minutes by now
it's all ogre
RIP us
>>57445342
yeah that cheating Shit Lankan can fuck off
his entire career should be disregarded, if he was playing today he would be banned from bowling just like Ajmal, Narine and all those other cheating fucks
Daily reminder that if NZ reach the final it's only because of their shitty weather and meme 20m straight boundaries
>>57445366
both teams lose overs
>>57445357
80% come back though, everyone thinks the grass is greener somewhere else
the rules in this sport are abysmal
>>57445353
No you!
>>57445334
>pacific island nation in the middle of fucking no where.
>not small.
>>57445346
>>57445372
nelson mandelas blessings
>>57445342
>mfw some curry faggot says murali is better
>>57445366
Well they cant play at 1 in the morning.
>>57445338
Stopped South Africa turning into Zimbabwe
Allowed SA to handpick Mandela as a moderate leader instead of some faggot like Tambo or Slovo
Allowed SA to develop scientifically
Stopped communism ruining SA
>>57445317
literally first rain delayed match you faggot
covers are coming off boys
COVERS OFF GAME BACK ON LADS
>5.40pm Covers are coming off at Eden Park
So while we wait, Is Chris Cairns guilty?
Is Friends the unfunniest show of all time?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP FUCKING RAINING
I WANT NZ TO GET FUCKING DESTROYED IN EDEN PARK SO BAD
AUCKLAND SPORTS FANS ARE THE WORST IN THE WORLD
>gem showing friends
>that aniston
>>57445411
>>57445412
>>57445413
but i wanna watch friends...
C O V E R S C O M I N G O F F
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finally the cricket is about to start back up
>>57445420
of?
FIRST OVER AB DE VILLIERS CAUGHT BY BANE
Why the FUCK is Gem showing Friends?
>>57445420
literally who?
>>57445353
>he thinks world maps are accurate
Did you know Madagascar is twice the size of the UK?
>>57445425
>australian
kek
>>57445426
Monica is way hotter m8
>>57445392
>in the middle of fucking no where.
What has that got to do with the size? We're about 70th in the world for population. Not that big, but not that small either. Bigger than the UK for one.
>>57445436
match fixing
>>57445446
dropped by bane sounds a lot more likely
>>57445425
>AUCKLAND SPORTS FANS ARE THE WORST IN THE WORLD
This is true. Cuckland is the truly the worst.
>>57445174
>being part of a culture in which people have to bond over a fucking sport
This is what u get for leaving your homeland, you live a shallow existence.
>>57445401
surely there was a better way to pacify the niggers than treat them like ghetto jews though
I just spent 5 hours at eden park, colleague gave me a spare ticket
holy shit
cricket is fucking shit
fuck you
COVERS ARE BACK ON BOYS
covers back on
>>57445401
>Building nations on the back of slave labour.
BLACKCAPSVerified account @BLACKCAPS
Hang on they have just put them back on again... #nzvsa
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>57445134
I like it, best way to calculate it
>>57445342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeUymv_k65o
Disappointed I was too young to see this.
>>57445192
Yes it does, the local club competition has a far fewer number of players to choose from, unlike India's 6 billion losers.
NEW ZEALAND COVER STAFF CONFIRMED FOR GETTING THEM OFF SLOWLY SO IT TICKS OVER TO AN HOUR DELAY
>>57445472
>>57445473
kekek
>>57445470
NZ's a small guy
>ross getting cucked
lel
>>57445362
You didn't know that?
Seriously, just take a look. NZ really isn't that small at all
thoughts on netflix being available in aus/nz lads?
RSA are seriously unlucky.
>>57445422
>Is Friends the unfunniest show of all time?
>>57445483
judging by numbers india should be leagues ahead of any team in the world
oh wait
they arent
lol
THANK YOU NZ WEATHER
>>57445491
that world map is fucked anyway
>greenland that big
'no'
COVERS BACK ON NIGGAZ!!!
>>57445422
Mildly entertaining
Easily the most overrated
>>57445470
>East coast of US
>A country
Pick one faggot
>>57445491
>That tiny Africa
shit map
>>57445492
wont affect my neetlife
>paying for things you can get for free
>>57445492
why pay for shit you can easily get for free
>>57445460
its because we are too busy making finance money off the back of farmers and enjoying it on our yachts and pinot.
>>57445470
Compared to the 4th largest country in the world, yeah. Your point?
>>57445491
>Mercator
But sure, as long as you disregard the very north that's a pretty fair comparison. NZ isn't that small in terms of area.
>>57445214
yeah could be abo sleeping on the roads, pissing and shitting in front of petrol stations and sucking dicks for fins to buy a litre of 89 octane
>>57445465
what? did you leave the stadium u faggot?
>>57445492
pretty gud
what's good to watch on there
give me that DLS 38 over chase
ill take an asterisked wc win over a blowout
This rain is bullshit tbh
Look the population though:
UK: 60 million
New Zealand: 4 million
I feel like a dick for cheering on the rain, but I kind of want to win at all costs
Is this what being Australian is like
>>57445523
Literally worse than a murderer tbh.
>>57445491
Nice map, according to that Greenland is 3x the size of Australia
>>57445422
seinfeld>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>friends
>NZ
>Big country
https://mapfight.appspot.com/nz-vs-jp/new-zealand-japan-size-comparison
>>57445492
Don't care, torrents exist
>>57445491
>tiny africa
Not to scale.
>>57445543
>3x the size of australia
are you literally retarded?
>>57445538
An aussie wouldn't be so unashamed about it brah.
>>57445506
>>57445543
Yeah I posted the wrong map...
fucking rain is gonna fuck up South Africa.. New Zealand doesn't deserve to win this shit with this shit strategy.
>>57445342
top kek
I thought the bloody covers were comining off for fucks sake
>>57445551
why are you fatfucks unironically so fucking stupid?
>>57445450
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldHalRY-hY
>>57445538
>>57445555
we also wouldn't be getting BTFO by south africa in a world cup game on home soil
So are we looking at losing overs now thanks to the useless Kiwi weather?
many keks
if we dont choke the mcg or even this game later on
this will forever be the world cup the weather won
>>57445542
if it's not shit I buy the dvds. Not my fault nothing is good enough to go that far
>>57445570
Literally 4 seconds in and I already despise this man
>>57445571
Wait until Sunday boyo
>>57445530
yes,
5 hours was enough that my friend wouldn't think it was a waste of a ticket
I didn't have any more money for alcohol and I was also hungry
>>57445491
>dat crimea
kek
>>57445577
>dvds
fucking lmao, what's it like still living in 2005?
Should I put my student loan on the saffers or new cuckers?
>>57445567
do you know what 3x even means you kangaroo fucking cunt? i think you meant 1/3 of australia you stupid shit, nice education you got down there. fucking third world country ass niggas
>>57445570
>vlogbrothers
>for every 4 seconds of map you get 10 seconds of him
>>57445571
No. Only getting BTFO against geographically small, politically insignificant, pacific island nations.
>we get through because of rain
>the final is rained out as well
>we win because we came first in the group stages
>>57445586
put it on whoever wins the other semi
>>57445573
Starting from 2 minutes ago, yeah.
>>57445547
Every country in the world (other than 2) can look big or small if you selectively compare them to a bigger/smaller country. What really matters is the overall rank. We're at about 75 out of 250. That puts us in the 70th percentile. Not too big, not too small. How about we drop this fucking retarded discussion?
>>57445588
american education ladies and gentlemen
just finish the full SA innings today and have NZ bat tomorrow.
>>57445588
Hahahahah you fucking idiot
>>57445585
well that's about the last time anything seemed worth buying
>>57445580
It's poised to be a good game. You can go back if it gets interesting I guess.
>>57445593
>nz
>fit to host more than lord of the rings
pick 1
>>57445593
If final is rained out, its shared.
>>57445588
>Le Kermit Americans face
>>57445588
He said according to the Mercator map Green is 3 times the size of Australia, then he posted a picture of the actual size of Greenland. It's fucking amazing how Americans can even function with this level of idiocy.
>>57445588
Pfft, hahahaha.
>americans are this stoopid
Raining here in the middle of America at the same time as Auckland. Just made a cuppa to pass the time.
>>57445578
Don't understand how people watch and like that type of person on YT.
>>57445524
the whole north island is a shithole, went there for some sightseeing. niggers, asians and islanders everywhere i looked, how does anyone manage to live there?
>>57445605
>>57445609
>>57445623
kill yourself
>>57445588
Ladies, gentleman and Indians
I give you, >American education
>>57445626
inb4 hurhurhur i was trollin u
>>57445602
Kiwi's to win then, they have effectively countered De Villian with their automatic sprinkler system.
>>57445598
So I bet on India?
Please stop replying to fatcunt burger shitposters. And America, go to bed
>>57445616
Well if it was filmed in Australia everywhere would look like fucking Mordor
What's going on with the rain? BBC said it's getting heavier and the covers are back on.
>>57445604
There's like 70 countries under 1,000 sqkm, it's a bad list for reference.
And no, you started this shit
>>57445633
>Obviously BTFO.
>Doesn't just abandon thread.
You can't save this one burger.
>>57445646
your big black cock said what?
Isn't the a reserve day for this game? The fuck kiwis, can you even win a proper game without cheating
they should just jerk off on a giant donut and whoever finishes last loses the world cup and they have to eat the donut
rain has picked back up
who /a/ here
>>57445631
ex christchurch fag here can confirm North island is a shithole, i have an asian waifu tho, indians are the worst in auckland tbh
>>57445665
>This is a 10/10 in America
>>57445643
>auscucks trying to tell murricans what to do, ever
KEK
>>57445633
>act unironically stupid
>get called out
>start trying to act stupid ironically to deflect
Top kek
>>57445654
No the Australia started this by saying New Zealand is a small country with a small population. It's about average for country size
>>57445588
So the stereotype of dumb murricans isn't false.
>>57445654
Even ignoring the bottom 70 that's still the 41st percentile, which is pretty average, like I said.
>>57445679
>No the Australia started this by saying New Zealand is a small country with a small population
Which is correct
thank you based rain
keep it up
>>57445673
>These are 10/10s in britbongistan
I'm sorry, but did the Black Caps already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even dinner break. Does being BTFO by SA in the first innings count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Black Caps are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the CWC for how many weeks now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the CWC semis who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a meme ground. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Black Caps are one of the best fucking teams in the CWC, they went unbeaten so far and would of BTFO South Africa if the the fielders didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Black Caps wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, ABDV nearly got out thanks to Kane dropping him, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Black Caps topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>57445679
>with small weiners
>>57445631
>the north island.
well thats your problem. nothing exists below the bombay hills. I went to Christchurch once. Everyone had crossed eyes, deformed limbs and preached the gospel of Kyle Chapman. I learnt never to go that south again unless its i am visiting Queenstown.
>>57445687
No, just small population
>>57445673
I live nowhere near Michigan but my friend's ex looked like that and she apparently could fuck better than anything. My GF is a solid 7 but a fucking goddess in the sack and she makes a mean meal. Fuck hot bitches, they can't do shit other than look good.
5 weeks until the election lads.
>>57445693
Yes,maybe,yes,no
>>57445588
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Americans
>>57445571
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/65123.html
AWKWARD
>>57445696
fag
>>57445667
/here/
>>57445696
>tfw forgot to change the Jets part
>the shithole of me
>>57445696
Too much words. Be concise and more nasty.
/r/cricket/ is making fun of us again guys
>>57445723
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57445631
>your town/city is so insignificant that nobody wants to move there.
>>57445693
>dat Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
>>57445712
>literally 23 years ago
>>57445422
Yes. Absolutely fucking awful
Are there any good movies about cricket?
>>57445723
What even is reddit? Do people have usernames there? Is it like a community forum with post counts and buddy points?
>>57445712
you can't claim to be south african again now that england are shit kevin
>>57445723
I don't care tbh.
>>57445731
SAFFERS BTFO
>>57445731
>duckworth lewis
what
>>57445739
Pinnochio
>>57445739
Fire in Babylon
>>57445031
spacemen 3
>>57445745
from shock to utter depression
what a great summer
>>57445749
casual
>>57445723
Who?
what if south africa refuse to continue play because they got fucked over?
>>57445749
>being a casual
>>>/rug/
>>57445744
>People who make pandering posts on forums to farm reputation points
These people should be gassed tbh
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Turkey, Istanbul, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any German/Turkish generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
>>57445698
fuck off faggot, stick to your yuppie shithole
Is NZ a good batting team?
>>57445735
>we also wouldn't be getting BTFO by south africa in a world cup game on home soil
>literally the only other time the world cup was held in Australia
>got btfo by south Africa
>getting btfo at home by south Africa
>getting btfo at home in a world cup game by south africa
>the former Yugoslavian republic of you
>>57445723
I always ask all potential friends/girls/coworkers if they go on Reddit. If so, they're fucking dead to me.
>>57445770
thanks
>>57445749
>>57445763
This is fucking American-tier casual. Jesus Christ.
>>57445759
pls b gril in auckland.
>>57445731
whats the target then
Can people keep posting sexy grills until the game comes back on. No 1/10s pls
>Also, if the match goes into the reserve day, it will start from the point where it was stopped
Saffers still got this
>>57445774
>losing to the bangers
>losing 5-0
>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD
>Aussies copying based England by getting a Muslim spinner
>>57445783
>going for sluts on 4chains
might as well go to a looney bin and pick one out there tbh
>>57445730
m8 without those 'insignificant' places there would be no wealth in New Zealand at all, we don't want fuccbois like you
>>57445774
>still hanging onto random games in the past
>r-rule britannia, b-britannia rules the waves ;_;
Typical Pom
>>57445783
sry lad in aucks not a gril tho
>>57445765
Then nothing changes
How common is it for Kiwis to use the setup in pic related for their bathrooms?
I went to visit some relatives in New Zeland, and got to stay in their house. They lived in a pretty small city, and had to do this because of something that had to do with their city sewage treatment.
Essentially, you had to throw the used TP in a separate bin, and then also scoop the turds back up and put them in yet another separate bin.
I've experienced the TP thing in hotels in Argentina, Britain, Spain and Greece, but the scoop thing came as a complete shock and I thought they were joking.
Could some Kiwi shed some light on this? How prevalent is it?
>>57445801
was this guy any good
How do I escape from voting this weekend? I don't want to go out
>>57445807
>He says with the British flag on 'his' flag
Top jej.
>>57445801
he probably won't ever play a Test, despite his meme-for in the Shield final, he's still 3rd inline behind Lyon & SOK
>>57445667
>losing overs now
>>57445774
I'm pretty sure that the more recent 1999 Semi more than made up for that group match loss 23 years ago :^)
>>57445031
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwTj9rR0BYY
pls answer my question
>>57445765
i mean its a world fucking cup, the biggest stage of cricket, i think they have every right to not continue playing that day
>>57445811
you go to the whammy bar often?
>tfw got selected to be a juror
FUCKING NIGGERS MAN
>Middle of the night
>Need to use toilet
>Don't want to wake anyone
>Open bedroom window
>Pee and shit out of window
>Sometimes when I finish I look up to see my neighbour staring out of his window at me
>Quickly jump off windowsill
>Hide behind curtain
>Wait for ten minutes behind curtain
>Peek around to see if neighbour is still looking
>All clear, quickly close my window
>Wipe my buttocks on curtain
>Next morning when everyone is out of the house, I boil some water in the kettle and pour it on my shit-stained curtains
>It doesn’t stop the mould from growing around my window and giving me the sniffles
>>57445818
There's an election?
>>57445815
Is this a joke? Is this a meme I have missed? It would be totally illegal to have that here
>>57445834
never been mate, heard about it tho.
i only been living here a few weeks.
>>57445839
>>57445815
>>57445796
>>57445770
>the country of Turkey
>been around for 100,000+ years
>completely feral for 90%+ of that time
>initial peak of civilization followed by centuries-long Middle(see "dark")Age
>still stuck on Earth after 3 centuries of industrialism
>still stuck on Earth after 5-6 decades of digital technology (that we gifted to you)
>still stuck on Earth after 5 decades of "space" exploration (>upper atmosphere >space)
>no AI
>no technological singularity
>no anti-gravity
>They don't even know what "dark energy" is.
>They don't even know what "dark matter" is. (orsonwelles.jpg)
>recycle less than 100% of their refuse
>no post-scarcity economy
>pervasive social bigotry
>pervasive mysticism (less than 10% fedoras, AHAHAHAHA)
>still dependent on fossil fuels
>fossil fuels controlled by creationist dunecoon mystics
>polluting your ecosystem out of existence
>socio-political equilibrium maintained solely by crude nuclear weaponry
>let Slavs have nuclear weapons
>projectile weapons still produce injury, even fatalities (literally how?)
>no impressive bioweapons
>no impressive cyberweapons
>no biological modifications to speak of
>have the technology for cloning but afraid to use it because of mysticism (you can't make this shit up!)
>2nd most advanced species on own planet (see: Cameron's Abyss. He's the only one of your species worth a shit. Kubrick doesn't count, because 2001 was entirely a telepathic plant by us. It was actually a hit reality show here, "Expose the Savages to Our Primitive Art")
>can't even solve Hodge Conjecture
>can't even solve Riemann hypothesis
>fantasize about maybe some day exploring the galaxy. Not the universe, just the galaxy.
Top kek, your species is complete shit.
PS: I slipped your mother my Ayylien D while she was strapped to the exam table.
Have cricket never thought of going full murrica and roof the stadiums?
I mean, this is ridiculous
>>57445843
Sounds like some copypasta with NZ substituted for some third world country.
>>57445815
are your relatives dogs? then yes
>>57445838
tell them you're muslim
>The rain has stopped at Eden Park. No action from the groundsmen yet. A few of the punters are returning to the uncovered seats
>my face when australians call cells "mobile phones"
>my face when australians call chilly bins "eskys"
>my face when australians call a bach a "shack"
>my face when australians call a dairy a "milk bar"
>my face when australians call a duvet a "doona"
>my face when australians call jandals "thongs"
>my face when australians call sarnies "sangas"
>my face when australians call candy floss "fairy floss"
>my face when australians call cold poles "icy poles"
>my face when australians call a cattle stop a "cattle grid"
>my face when australians call a judder bar a "speed hump"
>my face when australians call a drinking fountain a "bubbler"
>my face when australians call no exit "no through road"
>my face when australians call togs "budgie smugglers"
>my face when australians call Twink "Liquid Paper"
>my face when australians call vivid "Texta"
>my face when australians call bushwalking "hiking"
>my face when australians call scroggin "trail mix"
>my face when australians call a pottle of yoghurt a "tub"
>my face when australians call Burger King "Hungry Jacks"
>my face when australians call New Zealand's west island "Australia"
>my face when australians think Vegemite is better than superior Marmite
>my face when australians think Pavlova is theirs when its actually New Zealand's
>my face when australians rob service stations with boomerangs
>my face when australians have ciggy butt brain
>my face when australians can't trust each other with lighters because they're always pocketing each others lighters
>>57445838
Tell them you're prejudiced against non whites
>>57445853
yes, tried it several times in AUS and it's a shit
Cricket is the one sport where the conditions are a living, breathing part of the game so having a roof is not an option
>>57445853
>Sixes hitting the roof constantly
It's shit
>>57445807
>>57445794
>thinking im English
>being this new
>>57445867
Why is a shit?
>>57445863
Who the fuck goes to a milk bar anymore? Am I suddenly in a Clockwork Orange?
>>57445739
Lagaan
BLACKCAPS @BLACKCAPS 2m2 minutes ago
The rain has stopped at Eden Park. No action from the groundsmen yet. A few of the punters are returning to the uncovered seats. #nzvsa ^PT
How many runs did we shave off with our weather machine lads
>>57445771
without hardworking auckland your city's tinnyhouses and methlabs wouldn't have a market to sell to. We run this country and there is nothing that worst island can do about.
>>57445863
>>my face when Australians call candy floss "fairy floss"
Wait, what. Is this true?
Well this games fucked.
I saw Phil Huges at a grocery store in Sydney two years back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Moro bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I don't understand why he was so popular.
>>57445871
>implying i give a shit about irrelevent english trips and there shit backstories
>>57445871
>Admitting to be an immigrant
>In England
>Being in denial about how irrelevant you are on an imageboard
It's like peeling an onion
>>57445891
candy floss sounds shit
>>57445874
Because it kills the wind and bowlers have no chance
And this, especially this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQDaVdhT9UQ
>>57445885
20 minutes, so that's probably gunna reduce it to a 48o game
probably saved you 20 runs
>>57445831
NZ will go through if they refuse to play.
>>57445891
Yep, you eat fairy floss with your fairy bread. Candy floss is an American expression.
says that the rain has stopped
>>57445890
sure are alot of cows in auckland...
>>57445899
Fairy floss sounds pretty gay m8
>>57445848
Best bar here. Tons of good local acts play. We aren't Dunedin tier when it comes to good music but that bar tries its hardest to be.
>>57445897
you gave a big enough shit to reply though XD
>Even God wants NZ to win the world cup
>>57445903
I thought it was 5 minutes per over? So wouldn't that make it 45/46 overs?
>>57445891
>candy
literal american cuck
>>57445906
No we call it cotton candy due to its texture
>>57445900
>>57445870
Kek, I would just call it a six and move on
>>57445722
confirmed new
>>57445921
is it not divided between the two sides though? I literally can never remember, if so that would be 4 overs total lost, so 2 from each side
>>57445913
Sweet, might have to check it out some time. I'm not big into night clubs and shit so Whammy Bar sounds right up my alley.
Cheers man
>>57445891
Bro I've even heard that here
>>57445867
Just like baseball, the conditions really change everything. Indoor stadiums like in Tampa really kill everything, domed cricket is probably just as shit as domed baseball.
>>57445909
You mean sure is a lot of financial institutions making sure you earn enough money not to be a burden on us.
>>57445924
All aussies are american cucks or descendants of them anyway.
There were literally thousands upon thousands of Australian war brides taken by yanks when you lot were sweating your balls off and dying in the jungles of Papua new guinea
your nan literally couldn't get enough seppo cock
COVERS REMOVED
>>57445937
Ah, yeah, you'd be right.
the match has been cancelled. aus vs india is now the final
>There is a massive cheer around Eden Park as they look to take the covers off. Standby.
>>57445903
MAIDENS
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S
>>57445838
'i have anti semetic views'
instant boot
Speaking of irrelevant trips where's that Bluebird cuck? Fatgoose use to BTFO of him routinely.
>>57445831
sa chose to bat first so they took on the risk
>>57445945
kek, is this true?
do Australians have to put new Zealand flags on their luggage when they go abroad so people wont hate them? similar to americans pretending to be Canadian
>>57445161
>Rain stops entire game
>saffa choke
Screw poo pealand
>>57445955
Why are they cheering? NZ was getting their ass whooped.
>>57445838
isnt supposed to be good? paid work vacation and stuff. Why do you want to dodge it?
post yfw saffers score 200 runs in the last 10 overs
COVERS BACK ON
>>57445969
>tfw you will never experience travelling as an australian
>>57445969
>implying anyone can tell the flags apart
>>57445838
'it's against my religious beliefs'
thank me later
>>57445960
fuck yes it is google it
>One of the largest and best documented war bride phenomenons is American soldiers marrying German "Fräuleins" after World War II. By 1949, over 20,000 German war brides had emigrated to the US.[1] Furthermore, it is estimated that there are "... 15,000 Australian women who married American servicemen based in Australia during World War II and moved to the US to be with their husbands".[2]
literally
cucked
Every time the commentators say "De Villiers" all I can think about is a Villis pie
>>57445956
this might favour us tho, it means we only need to get 9 overs from duminy rather than 10, our lack of a 5th bowler is a massive problem
>plz cum bak jacques
>>57445941
fuck off jew, you lot siphon out all the wealth while slaving out your own countrymen, you should kill yourself.
COVERS OFF
>>57445987
is that better or worse than a cream pie
>>57445975
Someone needs to make that pic like this one.
How many catches has NZ dropped now? Atrocious fielding, except for that one hander earlier
COVERS BACK ON
Are they gonna show it on 9 or gem when it returns?
>>57445969
I put on an accent and a UK flag on my luggage traveling in the middle east and got recruited into ISIS shit was cash we danced to nasheeds and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4es9IYwdFbM
>>57446002
dunno, mate
they haven't exactly been sitters
>>57445941
Auckland is the literal cancer of New Zealand
COVERS BACK ON AGAIN
>>57445989
>us
kevin shouldn't you be getting ready for the ipl
>>57445992
>>57446003
WHICH ONE IS IT?
COVERS ARE OFF
>>57446003
nz is a really shit place.
>.@OfficialCSA will resume with @faf1307 and @ABdeVilliers17 on 82 and 60 respectively. #nzvsa ^PT
>>57446008
>>57446013
make up your mind m8
>it's clearing
fuck you baby jesus
>>57446012
COMING OFF
Fuck. Covers are back on.
COVERS ON
COVERS ON
>>57446005
>dat terrible iron man movie
literally the worst superhero franchise imaginable
COVERS ARE BACK OFF
COVERS BACK ON
>>57446014
GO BACK TO YOUR DESERT CUNT
COVERS COMING BACK ON BOYS
COVERS COMING OFF FINALLY, SUNS OUT GUNS OUT
COVERS ARE BACK ON
COVERS COMING ON 1:23
COVERS BACK ON
COVERS ON AGAIN LADS
COVERS BLOWN AWAY BY THE WIND M8S WHAT A HOLOCAUST
How does D/L work in this case? If the innings are reduced to 45 overs and SA score 285, will the kiwis have to chase 286 in 45 overs or will their target be increased?
COVERS OFF, DRINK MILK.
MEMES ARE BACK ON
COVERS BACK OFF
RAINING RESUMED
>>57445588
fucking idiot
THE COVERS HAVE DISAPPEARED
RAIN STOPPED COVERS ARE OFF
A SECOND COVER HAS HIT THE PITCH
m8s ive got half a bottle of milk here that was best before the 21st of march
drinkable?
THE COVERS ARE OFF
STOPPAGE IN THE PLAY OF RAIN
COVERS BACK ON
ANYONE WANNA JOIN ME UNDER THE COVERS? ❤️
THE COVERS HAVE BEEN STOLEN
>>57446071
Don't lie.
anyone excited for the English domestic season this year?
based somerset have managed to acquire abdur rehman, gayle, Anderson and sohail tanvir (we also kept hold of our players except compton and brought in jim Allenby)
>>57445972
>Implying anybody in New Zealand knows how cricket works
>>57446075
If it's organic. Organic milk lasts bloody ages.
GAME CAN'T RESUME UNTIL THE COVERS ARE FOUND
>>57446043
im at the game and can confirm the covers are off
>>57446075
smell it you tool
>>57446075
You can do it I believe in you anon
COVERS ARE ON THE ROOF LADS
What ever happened to the >OUT stream delay maymay?
>>57446084
homogenized
PLAYERS HIDING UNDER THE COVERS, PLAY HAS BEEN POSTPONED
I'M AT THE GAME, COVERS ARE COMING BACK ON
>>57446081
>being excited for a minnow domestic league
THE COVERS HAVE BEEN STOLEN BY CHRIS THE BLACK BULL GAYLE
>>57445896
F I L T E R E D
I
L
T
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E
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SHIPPING REPORT SAYS COVERS OFF.
BRENDON MCCULLUM LAST SEEN ESCAPING EDEN PARK WITH THE COVERS
GAME IS BEING CALLED OFF
>>57445984
>Off fighting for your womans safety
>She runs off to the US
Fucking hell, this is somehow worse than all the German women that got raped by the Red Army
>>57446104
NEVERMIND THIS GUY IM AT THE GAME AND THE COVERS ARE OFF
cover stoppage in play
rain will resume when covers are removed
IT'S RAINING COVERS
Baby, take off your covers..real slow
Baby, take off your shoes...here, I'll take your shoes
Baby, take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
You can leave the covers on
You can leave the covers on
You can leave the covers on
>>57446103
fucking janitors do your jobs you useless pricks
>>57446099
Don't listen to them. Rain has stopped and the covers are actually coming off. De Villiers to bat now.
COVERS HAVE BEEN BOWLED OUT FOR 140
SA AND NZ ADVANCE TO THE FINALS
ICC: COVERS ARE BACK ON
>>57446127
Are you fully covered?
>This Seven Sharp story about Jesse Ryder
HE'S A GOOD BOY
HE DIDN'T DRINK NUFFIN
HE NEEDS MO ODI APPEARANCES FOR DEM CAPS
covers?
>Hearing that game resumes at 6.43pm. 43 overs a side
MY LIFE INSURANCE COVERAGE HAS EXPIRED
>>57446127
Nice meme, it just started raining again and the covers are back on
It's raining as heavily as it has at any time
just received word from the umpires, i'm at the stadium, the covers were actually put on upside down and the pitch is now soaked
what are they playing at
>>57446127
de villiers to bat in the covers now
du plessis to bat at extra cover
> 6.27pm Hearing that game resumes at 6.45pm. Reduced to 43 overs a side
NEW ZEALAND WINS LOL
>>57446137
saffers are fucked lel
>>57446137
and nz will chase an adjusted total right?
Why aren't there any indoor cricket grounds? It's 2015, fuck
>reduced to 43 overs a side
HOLY SHIT LOL TY BASED RAIN AND FUCKED RULES
>>57446156
because you're a faggot
>>57446156
cant grow grass underground tbh
>43 overs
HA HA
COVERS CHEERING
I'm in New Zealand you faggotss, I am literally watching the covers come off now
>>57446156
People hit high
>>57446163
THANK YOU BASED COVERS
TAINTED WIN
BUT WHO CARES LOL
THE GAME IS REDUCED TO 43 COVERS A SIDE
im at the game guys, looks like the covers are coming back on
>reduced overs in a semi-final
This is fucking stupid.
NZ ALL-COVERS
>>57446182
Same here, just started pouring again.
>>57446179
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57446150
Wow, rescued by the weather. Memecullum's brilliant tactical use of his top tier bowlers in the early overs.
ICC OFFICIAL SEEN GIVING A BAG OF MONEY TO THE COVERS
>>57446150
>>57446137
Thank you based Tāwhirimātea!
Will there be any bowling restrictions then?
Or can we just bowl out all our good bowlers
>>57446171
Are Kiweabs a real thing?
new thre4d
>COVERS ON
>COVERS OFF
>COVERS ON
>COVERS OFF
I HAVEN'T COMPLETED MY 2013 TAX RETURN
NZ win the world cup and rename their team THE COVER CAPS
>>57446203
>Southee can bowl two, Henry one. Anderson and friends will have to bowl the remaining two. And only one over of Powerplay left
im likin these memes
>tfw the covers come on at your jugger game
it's really hard to get into a flow with the pauses and stoppages of play
I'm a real free running jugger player, sometimes my gf even comes and watches me say. She always jokes that I'm a real Jugger Plugger when we have sex, I always laugh and smile and look her in the eyes and say, thanks hun, you've got some pretty good jug skills, too. And we laugh and cuddle
But really, nothing worse than covers on when you're playing the Jacksonville Jugglers, real intense, offense focused jugger team. I just like to keep that flow going
MY FEEL WHEN THE COVERS WIN DA WORLDC UP
>>57446207
Nah it's a retooled copypasta from another board
>yfw abdv gets to 150 in 5 overs
Refree favouring the side with most number of whites in the team. SA have every right to feel cheated.
>>57445974
I'm in uni so it just gives me less time to do uni work, I miss the cricket, and I have to wake up early as fuck and talk to people
>5 overs
>implying de villiers won't score at least 100 more
new thread
>>57446245
new thread
>>57446245
new thread
>>57446245
new thread
>>57446245
new thread
>>57446245
new thread
>>57446245
NEW THREAD
>>57446239
>>57446239
>>57446239
>>57446239
>>57446226
>my feel when
Not sure if...
>abdv bowled out on the first ball
Next World Cup should be in the summer tbh
new
>>57446259
>>57446254
CUCKED HARD LMAO, BEATEN BY NINE SECONDS YOU FUCK WITH
>1 (ONE) WICKET
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57446252
>>57446252
>>57446252
>>57446252
>>57446254
rekt
>Navy Seals
>three new threads
Bell, Gray and Edison
>>57445031
Action Bronson's new album
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