Official /cric/ World Cup 1st Semi Final Thread #5
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SA 216/3 against NZ
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first for saffers have been cucked
>>57446245
memes tbh
>>57446245
stay obsessed
will probably be whatever we score +50
>posting an Australian related image in a thread that doesn't involve them at all
obsession
>>57446245
>not a photo shop of australia as stewart island
>That pic
How cute
>6.27pm Hearing that game resumes at 6.45pm. Reduced to 43 overs a side. Five overs to go. One out of Southee and Henry can bowl nine overs. Anderson and friends will have to bowl the remaining three. Powerplay is over. No more Powerplay. New Zealand will get nine plus four
>all these kiwi, saffa, englel and curry tears when we lift the cup on sunday
>>57446266
BLOWN
THE
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FUCK
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meme sport
kill yourselves
>de villers gets bowled
HERE COMES THE MAIDENS
THE FIX IS IN
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Refree favouring the side which has most number of whites in the team. SA have every right to feel cheated.
WHY CANT THEY JUST RUN OVERTIME
LIKE HONESTLY, I DONT THINK ANYONE IS GOING TO GIVE A FUCK IF THEY GET HOME AN HOUR EARLIER
FUCKING PANSIES
what score we looking at here, boys?
less than 300? over 300?
They cant even blame the rain, every team knows when the rain is coming and sends out a message to accelerate
no excuses
South Africans covering their choke with lies
>6.40pm A reminder that whatever South Africa will be adjusted. For example if they end up with 280, the revised target will be 297 in 43 overs
>>57446337
It's the only way NZ can win
>>57446313
Both of us will still be here when auscucks can't handle that spin and collapse.
So South Africa will get a boost to their final score because they were setting up for a 50 over match, right?
Where were you when you found out Kia Ora is a racist orange juice in England?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB2xYdjt7bE
>>57446311
>yfw the saffers get 20 an over from the last 5
thb this sport is a meme
>>57446337
LATER*
>Meme country
>Meme stadium
>Meme boundaries
>Meme team
>Meme captain
>Meme weather
why the fuck was Small Zealand allowed to host a semi?
>>57446344
it would have been fairer if they added 50 instead of 17
>>57446354
Used love Kia Ora tbh. Based Um Bongo too.
>>57446344
still won't be anywhere close to what they would have scored from this stage.
>>57446367
why the fuck was small zealand even allowed to be a country?
AB 70 runs in 5 overs.
>>57446367
They're being babied by the weather now.
>tfw drank 10 beers and had a spew during the rain break
now I'm going to bed for a while
>>57446346
>implying memeswell won't put every shit curry bowler into the stands
>implying any currys can handle the mitchells
>>57446354
Where were you when Beauy and the Justice crew dropped the most first track of the 2000's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xCO3Ie0xp8
COVERS BACK ON LADS
I really hope New Zealand wins this match.
I honestly believe that they deserve the win.
So that the whole world can watch them cower and shit their pants when they make it to the MCG and get btfo but Australia.
>A reminder that whatever South Africa will be adjusted. For example if they end up with 280, the revised target will be 297 in 43 overs
If SA had more whites in the team, this sheer injustice would not have happened to them. NZ will easily win from here, just like the racist ICC referees want.
ONE CHEEKY LAD IS TRYING TO BRING THE COVERS BACK ON
>>57446393
yes DL is meme
300 in 43 would be a nice wee chase
>>57446388
Not as bad as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGgHyNQBpzg
>>57446391
lmao
do we still get the 40mins innings break?
>>57446391
>mfw it rains
how many overs now and who does this favor?
south africa should get like 50 extra runs for this
nice fielding
Don't worry, SA. We will avenge you in the finals. This all-White team full of racist will be shown their place.
Will the covers get knocked off the ball, boys?
>>57446433
>tfw it is raining in Sydney right now
duckworth lewis is outdated tho, its based on average scores from teams over the last 10 years based on runs at the end of every over with x wickets down
with the new batsmen friendly rules, 100 in 5 overs is very doable and DL would never apply that factor
Why don't they just tell the rain to fuck off?
>2 runs off 1 ball
>RR is 12
kiwis are fucked
OUT
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out
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA ITS GOING TO BE OUT
RAIN LITERALLY HAS WON THE GAME
THANKS OBAMA
GET
FUCKING
REKT
AHAHAH
>>57446383
>has 10 beers and spews
soft cunt
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>57446444
Not really
Teams know when its going to rain or if they are at risk of rain and therefore can risk it
Except for south africans because they have never understood the d/l system
>de pussy
Now thats a review
>Anderson
>partnership breaker
pick 2
>FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES >FAF DUAL PUSSIES
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QABvfazYhY
song very very related
bye bye
COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SAFFERS IN CHARGE OF KNOWING HOW TO HANDLE THEMSELVES AFTER A RAIN DELAY
MY MOTHERFUCKING SIDES
SNICKO GUYS BEING PAID TO FALSIFY SNICKS
>Rain Zealand
Fucking hell, you can see the SA choke from here
2015: the year of the 'rain choke'
>people actually cheering that wicket with 5 overs left
HATTRICK
why does this always happen to south africa ;_;
COVERS ZEALAND
Do wickets effect duckworth lewis?
>>57446444
thats the risk sa took when they chose to bat first retard
everyone knew rain was likely
>>57446496
>Wickets aren't important
hello india
>>57446496
>yfw all out in 3.4 overs
THIS CROWD IS FUCKING SO RETARDED MAN
THEY SCREAM AT ANYTHING 2CM ABOVE THE GROUND
D / L S T R I K E S A G A I N
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who /hilarybarry/ here?
>>57446511
>thinking indians dont believe wickets are important
>only team this WC to get every team they've played all out
>70 wickets in 7 games
pls
>>57446508
yes
I almost feel bad about this. Almost
>>57446444
it also can't factor for the fact that McCullum had used all of his best bowlers and the remaining 5 overs would have been bowled by the part time scrubs to batsmen that were set
This cunt is absolutely blessed
>>57446525
swing and miss, missed by about 2m
massive cheer like it was caught out
>>57446534
I want to FUCK Hillary
stream where
help
watchcric is dead
>>57446525
>I have never been to a match
it's more than 50 metres away and plenty of people don't have great eyes
FFS Southee.
>>57446511
its not that they are important. its that saffas will be swinging at everything and getting a wicket at this stage isnt anything special
>>57446547
http://www.crictime.nl/live-cricket-streaming-1.htm
Who /nrl/ here?
SOUTHEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuckin southee choke
>>57446563
/roosters/ here
>>57446547
watchcric.net
its still working on channel 1
>>57446534
Tova all day errday
>Shitee
pls bring based Henry back
>rain delay
>wait around for an hour for the rain to stop
>it doesn't
>go to sleep for an hoour
>come back
>only missed one wicket and 3 runs
I think this semen slurping sport is for me.
Will Southee match Bitchwide Johnshit's over against sri lanka?
What in the flying fuck are you doing Southee
Even Kane would be bowling better than this
miller STRONG
>small zealand fielding
>four zealand
>>57446578
she's getting cuter imo
MILLER THE KILLER
SOUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>memecullum
>yfw saffas get to 300
>memecullum
hahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhah nz getting fucked again
southee is so fucking average
They literally would have had 15 overs of this kind of hitting
MVP = Rain
What is yalls usernames in the vipbox chatbox?
KIWI FIELDING
MY SIDES
YOU LITERALLY HAD THE GAME HANDED TO YOU BY GOD AND YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP
>Even the mishits are gonna be effective
Thats how you know you are playing on the meme grounds
nz will still lose. starc btfo them at this ground styen will do the same
>para bailar la bamba
based DJ
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>meme ground
memecullum can do the same, probably better since he looks like a serial killer
fucking meme ground
Miller confirmed for fastest 50
Do the fans get to keep the ball if its hit out to them
>wide zealand
the choke is on
post yfw Saffers still make 300+
>drop the opener
>miss the easiest run out you will have on AB
>drop AB
Fuck you NZ, you will never be respected
>>57446633
'no'
Do NZ still have a shot here?
>>57446633
nah
>>57446632
meme ground
DE VILLIS PIE PLS
>>57446633
No they get into a lot of trouble if they try to catch it because messing with the ball severely affects the game
New Zealand get limited to the same amount of overs as south africa cos of the rain right?
is there a single saffa poster here?
fairweather as fuck
FUCKING WALLOP
LMAOing @ THIS MEME GROUND
>MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND >MEME GROUND
hit sixes faggots
there we go
>meme ground
That first 6 would have been caught at mid off
WALLOPS
>holy shit dat meme 6
we can chase this right?
Build a proper ground poo peeland. This is embarrassing.
HOLY FUCK MILLER YOU FUCKING ANIMAL CUNT
oh yes
oh yes oh yes
miller entering rape mode
350 is on lads
it never ends
>shit bowlers coughing it up after based covers got us back in
we dont even deserve the final after this shit
de villiers pls
>>57446667
>94 metres
>meme wallop
I ain't even mad
>>57446657
M8, do I have to explain this every thread?
MATCH WINNING INNINGS FROM MILLER
OH MY GOD KIWIS
If you choke this bad in the semis in your own back yard, how do expect to handle the big boys in Melbourne? Fuck
NZ is humiliating world cricket
This ground, their overall performance so far and this rain has just made the game a farce
>>57446668
>commentators saying that 250-280 is a good score here in the beginning
>average 1st innings total 234
>>57446681
the one before you retard
Are pitch covers related to the field position cover?
literally what the point of a short delivery when you can throw a yorker
but honestly, anything under 300 will be a walk in the park for NZ
>>57446682
Sux
BASED MILLER
we'll chase it
Where's the petition to ban NZ from ever hosting another cup?
>miller
>made out of rage
pick both
>>57446685
explain how all saffers are still in bed hugging their mommies?
Calm down Miller Jesus wept
>>57446696
lol
why not throw a guy literally dead straight down the field
why don't they position their fielders around the boundary to limit 4 and 6ers
Keep chewing that gum Mccullum. Make people believe you aren't shitting your pants
I'm relatively new to cricket. Why is their no regulation size for a cricket ground?
>>57446695
intimidation
good yorkers are pretty hard to execute, if you fuck it up you gon get walloped
>>57446706
precisely
nz literally choked twice in one innings top tek
>>57446721
There is. Eden park.
Who /nosleep/ here? Can't wait for the WC to be over tbh.
>>57446696
South Africa are not West Indies
>>57446713
there's a limit to how many fielders you can have near the boundary
>>57446713
That would be the smartest thing now as the chances of going all out are almost zero
Do the Kiwis have any realistic chance? Serious question.
Is silly mid related to this silly cunt>>57446706
>>57446721
there is but NZ is like the retarded step son of Australia so they were given a few World Cup matches despite deserving none and having none of the infrastructure required
can the batter leave the crease and run after the ball and hit it on the full
lol goodbyes kiwis.
ONE MORE OVER
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>>57446743
yeah
*yawn* good moaning friends!
>>57446737
Its up to our batters, which isnt comfortable
>>57446737
Yep just watch. Serious fucking answer.
>>57446726
Then why is everybody complaining about the boundary
>>57446563
/geelong/
this total is honestly chaseable
>>57446743
yes but if they miss they can get stumped out easily by the keeper
>>57446753
Don't listen. just enjoy the game mate.
>budget umpiring from llong and gould
3 bouncers in the over is ok apparently
WALLOP
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huge over here by anderson
SA will easily put up 350 and NZ wont be able to chase. They will lose early wickets
I like that guy in the yankees cap
>>57446775
>the city of you
>>57446775
wut
GONE
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MILLER GONE BEFORE 50 LMAO
GONE
McCullum will score below 30, absolutely guaranteed.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO CLOSE TO FASTEST WC 50
>>57446775
In half an over?
CUCKED
Do New Zealand have to reach a revised total, or is this it?
>>57446775
>SA will easily put up 350
Impossible at this point
>>57446775
are you fucking stupid
>nz being proud of this meme covers win
pathetic. kill yourselves
>tfw McCullum starts hot and manages to bat to the over were D/L applies
>tfw the rest of the match is rained out
>tfw NZ wins
>>57446801
This tbh.
New Zealand's batting is a giant meme. Get MemeCullum out, Kane's only achievement the entire tournament has been 'not spaghetting against Australia', Guptill's only contribution has been a meme double-ton... and that's it.
Taylor is shit. Elliot is shit. Anderson is a meme.
Saffas will roll through them.
>>57446775
Shh no more posts.
>0 contact with the ball
>ball takes a bounces before the catcher catches it
>still a wicket
fucking refballl
ANDERGOAT
>>57446812
"no"
>>57446801
>Win
What win? We could fuck up hilariously yet
>>57446804
Mccullum has had a shit batting WC tbh
highest score only like 70 odd
DROPPED THE WORLD CUP
>>57446801
>implying the choke isn't on
>DROP ZEALAND
nz should have the advantage, knowing from the start they have max 43 overs. They'd have to be REALLY shit to lose from here.
hahahaha
>new zealand fielding
>>57446801
A win is a win, can't change that.
>>57446830
They really should win this at home after this massive stroke of fortune
>manlets dropping the cup
McCullum too fkn short
Unbelievable NZ, you've been dropping catches every 5 minutes
>>57446795
it will be revised up a little
>>57446823
Plus he's never performed in a high pressure situation in his career.
a wide pitch doesn't count towards the over right
>>57446830
ie losing 9 wickets chasing 150 against australia or losing 7 wickets chasing 140 against scotland
>small zealand fielding
toppest kek
>mccullum again
lol
7 an over is doable tbh
>MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM
why the fuck is nathan mcullum out there?
Rain took AB out of the game, what genius tactics from McCullum
>>57446851
nah, it's a run too
anyone /melbourne/ here?
how much would a maxi taxi from avalon airport to the CBD be roughly lads?
Jesus
300 then
I hope they don't go for a long break
looks like NZ will be chasing 301?
>>57446862
50+ man
wait, i thought they went to 50 overs.
kiwis saved by the rain tbh
>tfw 400 was on if it didnt rain
why did we let nz host a world cup
damn 315 is not gonna be easy for NZ
so chasing 298 right
shouldn't have taken the review lel
are they gonna go straight away or is there a break?
Is Nathan McCullum related to Brendon McCullum?
(srs question)
>>57446862
use uber m8
300 chase
IT'S COMING
I fucking hate New Zealand but I want them to win so we can destroy them next week
>>57446875
COVERS
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>>57446877
Hasn't it rained more in Australia?
NZ would have got btfo in 50.
> letting the weather decide a world cup semi final
What kind of joke sport is this
honestly 7 overs at this point would b e like 30mins
d/l is fucked
>>57446883
No he's related to Shavid Warner
>>57446875
have you even been watching
>>57446871
>>57446879
>>57446881
where the are you getting these numbers
>>57446874
You reckon less than $80?
>>57446892
aussies fucking terrified of the proteas
>>57446883
yes
does anyone actually watch the IPL
How many runs will McCullum score?
>7.13pm The adjusted target is 298 in 43 overs. We have just a 10-minute break
>>57446900
Behead those who insult Duck-Worth Lewis
>>57446903
298 according to cricinfo
>>57446889
How does it work?
Do you just pay them cash?
>>57446912
The last two digits of this post.
>>57446908
i will this year. I am planning to go to some matches.
>>57446903
d/l method adds some runs to whatever the total they come up with at the end. i read its like 17 for them right now
>>57446908
Curries.
Need new stream pls
>>57446905
Well yes, did you see de villian batting? He had his eyes open and everything.
>>57446905
I would much rather play NZ than SA, of course
New Zealand will lose to either team from the other semi
>>57446912
238
>>57446897
>brisbane
shithole of a city . anyway, it was only 1 game, and it was an irrelevent bangers vs australia game, not a semi final
>the adjusted target will be 312
thats not enough of an adjustment
d/l is shit
my sources in new zealand tell me the rain is starting up
does NZ have any big hitters other than the meme?
CRICTIME DOWN FUCK
>>57446908
nope, not even ironically.
should I?
>waah
>waah rain reduced overs muh last 7 overs would have been massive
>we was robbed
298 to win
doable as fuck
just tuned in, why didn't they play 50 overs? rain?
>>57446921
nah you got to download the app and put your credit card info on there. You usually can find a code for $30 off your first ride with them
saffas been going at 13 rpo the last 5 overs
YEP BETTER GIVE THEM 17 RUNS FOR 7 OVERS THEN
It should be more than 298.
>duckworthlewisball
>>57446941
kill yourself
308 to win, think they can do it?
>>57446883
he is worst mccullum
Its clear skies west of Eden park. Game on.
>>9608504
Dont know the number, with it will be a dubs (11, 22...)
>>57446943
nah bunch of dirty indo's shat all over the field
>>57446921
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uber_%28company%29#Pricing_and_payments
credit card apparently
RAIN COMING DOWN
COVERS BACK UP
>>57446958
u mad?
>298
SA was clearly on for 350+
>>57446948
>implying NZ are batting 50
the 17 runs are supposed to be compensation for SA batting thinking there was 50 overs instead of 43
>>57446930
mate it's raining in Sydney right now
if the game was here today it would have been wiped out completely without a ball bowled
crictime is down time to watch anime
who /a here
aldnoah zero reporting
gits is the GOAT
Fuck, covers are back on
>>57446948
yeah but the wouldn't have been memeing so hard if they had the full 50 left, and its not 17 runs for 7 overs its an extra 17 runs for free to adjust the run rate
faggot
>>57446943
The nuke finally came
>>57446939
>>57446926
http://streamingred.com/icc-cricket-world-cup-2015-free-live-stream.html
buffers for me sometimes, might not for you
>>57446968
a/z is fucking shit dude
>>57446965
getting the rain out of the way early ;^)
Kiwis are not even going to get close to this total. Big reality check coming for the sheep shaggers
>>57446905
That is correct
>>57446944
Can you specify how many passengers you have?
>>57446970
>LE COVERS IS NOW A MAYMAY
I'm at the ground and the covers are coming back on
>>57446986
nah it doesn't matter, same price for 1 person or 4. It will only charge you extra if you ask for an XL which can fit like 6 or 7 people
>>57446977
Thankyou based sir
>>57446992
>aussie IP
>>57446992
How can you be at the ground when the covers aren't real?
weather pretty clear just north of auckland
any guesses which NZ batter will actually step up? (remember only one of them ever can at a time, per game)
>>57446996
taxi cabs are better though
360-370 was totally on, fuck NZ this should be the last time theyre allowed to host a world cup
>>57446977
thanks mate
I can't decide if it would be better to drink the begrudging tears of new zealand now or in the finals.
>>57447002
damn...
>>57446978
i'm on episode 21 and it seems pretty damn good to me
fucks with characters oddly and plot armor is present but a different and refreshing mecha ;^)
ABC Grandstand @abcgrandstand 1m
Covers coming back on, raining again here at Eden Park #NZvSA live blog: http://ab.co/1HtnHV8 #CWC15
>>57447006
They ain't going to chase this anyway
>yfw memecullen gets dropped early and goes on to make 150
>>57447005
only if you don't want to be raped
>>57447004
Canderson. But it'll be too little too late. South Africa will win.
>>57446986
I dunno, it's significantly cheaper though, the paper did a basic study of different taxis from akl CBD to the airport was $70 to $95 or something like that whereas uber is like $50
>>57447004
guppy if he can get past the powerplay
mccullum obviously
bane will have to step up
taylor will have to evolve from his snail pace
ABC Grandstand @abcgrandstand 1m
Covers coming back on, raining again here at Eden Park #NZvSA live blog: http://ab.co/1HtnHV8 #CWC15
The covers aren't on dumb fucks
>>57446975
Who nuked NZ? Definitely not Australia, their army is second to Canadas.
>>57447004
give it a guess
Lads
>>57446996
>>57447005
Yeah this is what I mean, there will be 6 people.
So can I say that so that the person doesn't rock up in a hatchback? Taragos need only apply.
>>57447017
AUTISM
U
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M
>>57447013
The only thing good about it is the Xenogears mech design, and even that is wasted thanks to pigdisgusting CGI.
It's shit m8
>>57447030
dude i can see eden park from my house fuck off
New stream that hasn't been mentioned already in thread?
>>57446940
Yep, it's a meme tournament meant for memeplayers playing memeshots.
>>57447005
Not in america, unless its like 2 in the morning after a night at the bars because they surcharge late at night. But being on a college campus the most i paid was about $10-15
Cmon Guppy I believe
>>57447035
why they wearin pirate hats?
4 dropped catches
at least we won't lose and then complain that we deserved to win
>>57446850
In his ODI career you mean?
In Tests he has performed under pressure so many times.
Like his 300 when we were 60/3 and still 200 runs behind India who had yet to bat their 2nd innings.
>>57447036
m8.
>>57447045
http://cricfree.sx/sky-sports-2-live-stream
>>57447035
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
DREAM BIG NEW ZEALAND
>all these tears because of rain
>2019 is held in England
ABC Grandstand @abcgrandstand 1m
BREAKING: NZvSA Match has been abandoned due to heavy rain. NZ will play in their first world cup final this sunday
I just bet on NZ, collapse incoming, your welcome
>>57447068
Fuck off you autist.
>>57447045
Crictime stream 4 works for me
SHOE
H
O
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http://streamingred.com/icc-cricket-world-cup-2015-free-live-stream.html
thank me later
>New Zealand in charge of shoe laces
>South Africa going to lose again due to rain
Holy fucking shit. Can't even call it choking any more, this is just pure hatred from the cricket gods.
jesus fuck steyn is really running in
>>57447068
>actually having autism
>these omens
Oh god it's over
GIVE EM A TASTE!
The next world cup should be hosted in America tbh
Great footwork
My sides
>shoe flew off
>confirmed dead
>Gutpill
>>57447077
BASED
A
S
E
D
COVERS OFF
SHOES OFF
Who /LouisTheroux/ here?
WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P
GET ABSOLUTELY MEME'D
this could be the greatest chase in nz history
or biggest choke
/nervous/
>>57446964
Retarded system tbh.
Shitty fucking meme ground
Why is this shit allowed?
FOH
MEMED AND CREMED
GET MEME'D
>us
>losing at home on a meme ground
>dick steyn
steyns mo doesn't work, who approved that?
>need 7 per over
>already at 8 per over
EASY
>>57447077
this stream is glorious
so this will be the first time either of these teams goes to final's? kek, how pathetic
Meme'd us some byes.
>de cock
CHEEKY 4 WIDE LMAO
What a gift lol
Is ABDV a meme?
>Verlanderball
IT'S OVER JUST GIVE NZ THE WORLD CUP NOW.
>>57446964
Ridiculous considering teams always go at it in the last 10.
this meme ground and this meme batter can fuck off
>black people
>feelander
is cross ange better than aldnoah zero?
this shit is rigged
THE MEME IS REAL
WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS WALLOPS
>that guy wearing a knicks jersey
lmao what shit taste
it's only a matter of time til mccullum is caught
>only a 4
FUCKING MEME GROUNDS
memecullum is memeing all over the place
out in less than 5 overs lads
why did they even bring philander back into the side? guy is fucking useless and missing match fitness to boot
>NZ RR: 14.66
topkek
Is McMeme literally more meme than Memefridi and Memeswell?
>>57447162
It's more fun tbh.
this is fucking rigged
the tiny ground and everything is making this world cup a joke. Never thought I would feel sorry for a South African
NZ know they can play a 20/20 and probably win because of rain
Will Saffas invade New Memeland after they lose due to their racist rain?
This might be interesting if the three Amemegos bat out.
>>57447077
BASED CANADA
>>57447176
Quotas
Oi ya nz cunts, let mcmeme play on the mcg, half of his 6's will be caught, stupid fields in nz being all small
>>57447172
There was a guy wearing a Malkin Pittsburgh Penguins jersey in one of the group stage matches
Saffers have a rule where there has to be one nigger playing at all times for them. Imagine playing or living in such a cuck country.
>SCARED
>>57447185
>NZ know they can play a 20/20
They have literally no batting after McCullum, unless Williamson actually does something today.
Has Guppy reached meme status yet?
>feelander in charge of bowling at an international level
This duckworth lewis is honestly calculated really poorly. SA going at 12 RPO in the last 15 the whole tourny, including today, and were clearly in that mindset the entire match. 5PO during midovers. The difference between that for 7 overs is 49.
I can understand not giving them all of that, but only 16 is ridiculous. Should've been morelike 30-40, will be really disappointed if that is the difference in the game.
That said, I hope NZ does win. Hopefully mcmeme makes it not even close
good luck to kiwis posting more than 220 on a ground with straight boundaries more than 40m
>>57447162
It's more entertaining and doesn't take itself seriously
Yes.
Ayy
>australians are mad for some reason
>>57447199
Still too irrelevant tbh.
>>57447198
>They have literally no batting after McCullum
lol
i fucking hate these geronimo cunts
aussie literally makes the shittest music
Must get wicket soon. Does SA want to choke again?
>have hd feed
>don't wanna share with nz cunts
>>57447209
Not mad. We want to play you if we pull off the upset on India. Saffas showed today theyll belt 300+ against anyone.
>>57447210
>highest score in world cup history
>irrelevant
cmon m8
>Countries that have more than 1 word in their name
>>57447214
Luckily they don't play any Aussie hip-hop
fuck me thought we would come out bowling a lot better than this
>>57447172
shit taste is the NZ status quo
stream pls
>>57447214
naked and famous are alright tbh
>>57447203
Yep, they clearly outplayed NZ tactically by seeing off their strike bowlers with a very slow run rate. They had set themselves up for a huge final 15 overs where they could have put on up to 200 runs but obviously they didn't even get to the final 10
SA could have posted anywhere between 350-400 which is much harder than 300 off 43
>>57447223
>Countries full of descendants of prison convicts
>>57447209
sa would be more of a challenge. New memeland probably all out for 150 at the mcg
>>57447205
Why is not taking yourself seriously better?
memecullen is way too aggressive
>>57447221
>upset on India
>implying MISTER BIG STRONG STARC won't run through them
>>57447223
>country has "new" "south" "north" "west" "east" "great" "united" in their name
>>57447222
One innings does not a meme make.
Brendan "close my eyes and swing" McCuck
>>57447235
Talking into that mirror again, America?
>highest incarceraton rate in the world
>>57447240
>new south wales
>>57447077
Thank you based Canada
>>57447204
MCG boundaries are what, at least 80?
>>57447156
how do u know they wouldn't have lost some quick wickets?
>>57447248
mcg is the biggest ground in the world
>>57447214
>implying
>If match is tied, NZ qualify
>>57447241
Apart from Agar.
>>57447245
>country
this 'strong zone' think is fucking retarded
>>57447252
>shit album
>shitfork
get some taste m8
I'm genuinely more concerned about losing to SA or even India, compared to Kiwis. They haven't even played a game outside their own backyard.
>>57447252
That can't be a legit rating.
>>57447252
deprestons pretty tight
>>57447244
Guy I work with on occasion is from saffa and he misses the fuck out of apartheid. Says AFC is the main reason he immigrated here.
>>57447242
>not meme'd well
>that meme single
#rare
who /sydney/ here
this fucking storm man
>run rate already down to 6 an over
kek South Africa BTFO again
>THAT FUCKING CROWD
WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHODES
>>57447251
yeah but they bring the ropes in for the 1 dayers quite a bit
i think adelaide or perth has longer square boundaries than mgc too dont they?
>>57447245
>Commonwealth of Australia
MEMED
E
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D
south africa pls no choke
>>57447264
>>57447267
>hating BASED courts
australia's greatest export since crowded house tbh
>>57447252
literally looks like a paint photoshop
>>57447270
>white person flees black country because blacks run shit now
no shit
This ground is such horseshit
fuck you poo peeland
yeah lads its ogre for south africa
they got fucked over in yet another world cup
Snorkel on, Token off.
>>57447267
>>57447287
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/20268-sometimes-i-sit-and-think-and-sometimes-i-just-sit/
How nervous are Australians right now? Reading through this thread, them majority of them seem very insecure
>>57447286
fuck off courtney, you just flavour-of-the-month triplejcore
>>57447286
>triple j-core
l m a o
>>57447289
He's from Cape Town and even he ran away from the shit. God, the lels he had after Michael "Meme" Brown, what a time to live in the midwest.
>>57447209
tbh seems like the maddest guy itt is an american with a particular dislike for nz lel
why the fuck arent tahir and duminy bowling to memecullum?
>>57447292
Our bowling "attack" is looking weak tbh
>>57447313
indian bookmakers
Man of the match was the rain.
>>57447308
Every white person you see in Perth is a saffer
>>57447304
Less nervous now that NZ are winning. It'll be pretty easy to smash them on Sunday.
LOL MEMECULLEN IS LITERALLY A CLOSE MY EYES AND SWING MEME
NO WONDER HE NEVER MAKES GOOD TOTALS HIMSELF
Bangdon McWALLOP needs to chill out and stay in.
>>57447304
Seeing McCullum i'm very nervous.
>>57447313
this tbh. Tahir would shut Baz right the fuck down
>>57447304
Poo Peeland and South Choderica don't have the best player in the world (Shane Watson) on their team. Not worried at all tbh
post yfw >faggotpaddle ends this weekend and BASED afl returns next week
>>57447306
>>57447307
>implying i listen to pleb j
not a fan of aussie shit hop, chet faker and all that trash. courts is taking over the world m8s
Why can SA never stop choking?
Aren't they the number ranked ODI and Test side?
>>57447313
They have to use Token in the first overs for racial harmony.
>>57447313
>slow bowling to the beast
There aren't enough stadiums in the world to contain that cricket ball
>>57447321
ew
thank god I don't live there, that sounds horrible
>>57447240
>saying west before east when listing cardinal directions
>>57447313
AB is a god tier batsman but lacking as a captain tbh
Pretty funny considering Saffas were on track to get 360+
>>57447329
has there ever been a more courageous player after what he faced against pakistan
>4 overs
>42-0
wtf are you doing SA
New Zealand would get their asses kicked on a proper cricket field. Glad the final is on the MCG and not this shitty meme ground.
>>57447339
lol fuck off virgin
we havent had an opportunity to show off how our entire team can WALLOP, this should be good
>>57447332
Courtney Barnett is the perfect example of triplejcore, doesn't matter whether you listen to that station or not.
YOU CAN'T OUT MEME THE BEAST
>That required slowly getting back down to 6
Also
MEME'D
MCMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57447321
It's just bizarre that a saffer pharmacist from the Cape ended up dead center in the US. Dude goes so slow on black scripts.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
Oh good lord this is going to get ugly
WALLOP
>chasing a t20 total given on an ODI innings on a meme test ground
easiest meme of our lives tbh
ICC "who's the best meme" 2015 world cup
>>57447252
it's shit
mccullum is literally just blind swinging and getting lucky
literally feel sick
im spooked
>>57447344
watto gets a lot of shit from u aussies
id take him on our team any day of the week
HAHAHAHAHAH THEYRE ACTUALLY CHOKING AGAIN
MEMECULLUM GOAT
I wish I felt as confident as you guys, all it takes is Baz to get out and the RR goes right back up
>>57447346
Blah blah fucking blah yaaawn
MEME'D
>>57447304
>South Africa have won 5 from 6 ODIs held at the MCG against Australia
>New Zealand gave won 5 from 20
>muh stats
Still quite comfy, thanks for asking
You just know New Zealand are going to find a way to choke from here
WHY DO THEY KEEP BOWLING IT RIGHT THERE
BOWL A FUCKING YORKER
>>57447329
Well meme'd friend
WALLOP
ALLOPW
LLOPWA
LOPWAL
OPWALL
PWALLO
WALLOP
Memecullum tbh
T O P E D G E
O
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K
E
K
>kiwi's getting cocky again already
do you want us to lose cunts
>50 in 22
Meme innings as fuck.
>>57447345
>420
SA is Memeing
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Good lord 50 already
McCullum literally memeing himself into becoming a national hero
>>57447346
the size of the ground doesnt matter when trent boult wrecks your battters' shit (again)
Serious question. Do SA even want to be in the finals?
new thread where
is this actually happening
Steyn is McCullum's bitch
id love to see memecullens face as he walks into the middle of the mcg
im sorry it had to be this way saffers...fucking sucks tbh
>>57447402
HE CAN"T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
>Stain
Styn is choking hard dick haha
This is amazing. The choking is real. It was literally a perfect batting innings from the Saffas too.
Surely that has to be the fastest 50 in terms of overs in the innings?
>>57447411
Won't even need one the rate this is going
>RR: 14.35
>Poo Steyn
>SA playing like poop
Not even suprised
>Steyn getting slapped about like a cheap whore
these 4s wouldn't even be 2s on the mcg lmao
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA oh my god
Steyn can't do anything here. Yorkers and bouncers are going for boundaries.
64644.
don't get too excited fags
mccullum will be out within 2 overs and we will be in trouble unless meme can play a good innings for once
>>57447417
He's doing his job, he's totally fucked the south africans up. Shit bowling, brainless bowling.
CHOKE AFRICA
H
O
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A
F
R
I
C
A
>Morne Lame
>Morne Gayne
>>57447430
just give it a rest bruh
once the powerplay ends nz will choke guaranteed
Let's be honest here. NZ would get absolutely smashed if this was played on a proper ground.
This is hilarious
How do they find the most hilarious ways to get knocked out every single fucking time
ISIS IS IN
>>57447449
THIS
>>57447434
he bowled a yorker when?
For some reason I can't see NZ beating Australia in the final at the MCG but I can see them beating India. But on the flip side I can't see Australia beating India on Thursday. Congratulations NZ.
>>57447399
The NZ tears will be riper and sweeter when they have had a chance to get even more smug before they are shown to be inferior :)
Is Tahir /elite/?
>>57447252
>lesbian pavement
no thanks
NOT OUT!
>>57447528
Why are we so based at cricket?
