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get in here chelseabros

what went wrong?

why have we been shit since the new year?

What the fuck kind of compromising photos or video does cahill have of mou that enables him to start ahead of zouma in any match?
ABCs pls no bully you have 50 other threads to shitpost in stay there
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>>57135351
>chelshit
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>>57135351
plastics btfo
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>what went wrong?

trying to play for 0-0 even with massive refball to send off Zlatan

fucking hell it hurts but PSG deserve the win
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>>57135351
I think you should kill yourself, sosa
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>losing to 10 men
>losing at home
>losing a 1 goal lead with 3 minutes to go
>losing a 1 goal lead with 6 minutes to go
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>>57135415
zlatan card was wrong but i dont get why everyone is assblasted about chelsea complaining when the ref was reaching in his pocket as soon as he blew the whistle
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>>57135440

not much to do about it, it's not like anybody is going to try and step up to convince the ref otherwise.
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>>57135415
This, but Chelsea haven't been good since January or so, and being unable to defend leads is much older. Either Mourinho learns he has to stop parking the bus or he buys a whole new defence (and a midfielder, because Ramires is not good enough and neither is Mikel).

This game probably ruined the season for me tbh.
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>>57135351
SOSA EAT SHIT YOU MASSIVE CUCK !
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>>57135498
ironically keeping ibra on would have helped us, he wasnt doing shit before the red and the team wouldnt have backed off, why the fuck does this team always relax when they go up 1 goal or the other team goes down to 10 men when theres an entire fucking match still to play, i seriously doubt mourinho told them to do this when he was yelling on the sidelines the entire game
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>>57135549

this game is going to hurt for a while

and if Chelsea choke the league, I'll probably try to an hero via alcohol poisoning.
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>>57135565
im not sosa, when the fuck does an attention whore trip ever post without a trip you baguette fucking cheese monger
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>>57135351
>not one english flag
why am i not surprised
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>>57135613
>if Chelsea choke the league

no, just no
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>>57135594

God I hate that. They should've just piled on the pressure and secured the lead with another goal.
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>>57135351
Cahill had a nice match m8, he did crucial interceptions on both Cavani and Matuidi.
Even Maxwell once I think.
The problem were Fabregas not being able to make a good pass forward and always relying on Hazard and Costa.
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>>57135549
Don't worry, we never were good enough to win the CL this year, or at least if we had done if would have been extreme luck.

It feels bad now but we can concentrate on not choking away the league, that will feel great then come the spring
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>>57135674
>they should
They would, but they are not good enough to do it. I don't know who is the weak link but there is a severe lack of ability to kill games. I thought things were going to be fixed with Costa but nope, and I blame everyone but Hazard, there is a serious lack of will to take risks.
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>>57135748
My fault for having hope, it won't happen again.
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>>57135351
>what went wrong
Fabregas' mojo runs out after 3 months
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>>57135751

Ramires, Fabregas and Costa played sub-par.

Ramires was also at fault for Luiz scoring.
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>>57135751
its a group mentality, 1 person can give 100% and it doesnt matter if everyone else stops giving a shit, also im so fucking sick of the players trying to walk the ball into the fucking goal, just fucking shoot
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>>57135629
because there are no english chelsea supporters
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>>57135730
fabregas was awful and has been the second half of the season. Ramires lost the ball a ton too and Matic limping off really hurt too. Most of the midfielder for us were awful today.
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>>57135827
All the doubts I had on Costa are coming back. Dunno, it's probably me kneejerk but I can't help but look at his only single in a competition that is not the EPL.
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>>57135835
>
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Annoying how they can produce such an uninspired performance in such a big game. They looked like they had no game plan, so what exactly were they doing in training then in the days before the match?

There's no excuse for not winning with a man more.

Mou out. Someone in who wants to play the youth players and will make the team play attacking football

(jk)
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>>57135904
I like being captain obvious
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absolutely shocking performance today, we got what we deserved.
only saving graces were Thunderbolt Curtis' save and that one Costa dribble into the box
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>>57135951
>so what exactly were they doing in training then in the days before the match
Trained for PSG to park the bus and were surprised when it didn't happen. The opposite of what happened in the first game, probably.
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>>57135748
>we never were good enough to win the CL this year

Neither were they 2011/12 and they still did it. Man, Chelshit plays some attrocious football. I'm glad they got BTFO.
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Fuck you Chelsea. I'm glad you and you're fucking antifootball ways are out. You, as a team, bring down the whole sport. So does every team who plays football like you.
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This team doesnt excite.me anymore. Even torres in the team it felt like something could happen. This team bores me. Just pass it to ivanovic to cross. Hazard is overrated, oscar, willian are overrated. For the first time for me.personally it doesnt feep like a chelsea team, anyone else feel this way? It scares me, ive supported them all my life but I feel indifferent
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>>57135895
he hasnt been getting in the box nearly enough

90% of the time hes fucked off to the left wing and collects the ball to pass into the box or dribble through

literally all of his goals have come from him being inside the 18 yard box and receiving a pass and suddenly we just stop doing that

it reminds me of torres last season
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>>57136042

>antifootball
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Butthurt as fuck.
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>>57135998
>Trained for PSG to park the bus and were surprised when it didn't happen
>when PSG needed a goal to progress
Well, that wouldn't have been very smart
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>>57136057
I don't know why the team doesn't take risks with vertical passes anymore, it's like since they lost against Newcastle Mourinho decided Chelsea are shit and unable to score more than 1 goal.
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anyone else wonder what fabregas is even here for? always hated that little shit when he was with arsenal
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>>57135629
>Britain relevant in the 21st century
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>>57136050
>pic related won't happen again
It all went wrong when Lampard left.
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>>57136042
If we wanted to know which adverts are worth watching or which song Katy Perry performed best at a half-time show we would've asked for your opinion
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Not looking forward to the banter tomorrow lads
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what is the point of playing fabregas now, he's shown what a bottler he is all his life
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>>57136042

>You, as a team, bring down the whole sport. So does every team who plays football like you.

Comfirmed, Pretty much everyone that plays football destroys the sport.
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>>57136093

I am seriously hoping Mou changes style now that >we only have the league to focus on.
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>>57136096
He needs Oscar and Matic so they can pass the ball and keep it with quality, if Oscar was there for the whole 90 minutes and Ramires wasn't playing Chelsea would have looked much better.
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>>57136050
Chin up Ameribro, at least we aren't Arsenal
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What is ABC and ABU? pls no bully
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>>57136130
>>57136096

i dont know why hes been playing high on the pitch when his best games were when he drops deep and plays next to matic

speaking of which is matic injured? Fuck everything if we have to go up against southampton without him
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SUSA IS SCUM
SUSA IS SCUM
HE TAKES IT UP THE BUM
SUSA IS SCUM
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i blame the rest of the EPL

we have no one pushing us. there's a token effort from Man Shitty. but i don't see them as rivals.

where the fuck are Man Utd? why did Arsenal die about 10 years ago? Liverpool, nowhere.

we suffer the same problem Celtic do. we're a late 2000s standard EPL team playing a pile of donkey shit in the league, so we're not used to quality coming up against us
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>>57136062
He's right though. They are football you don't want to see - the team.
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Gonna be proper mad if Sunday Chelsea smashes Soton.
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>>57136186
anyone but canada
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>>57136176
Sorry, wrong flag
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It's quite an achievement when EVERY neutral is rooting for a team of frog mercenaries who stand to gain a £200,000 bonus for winning a single match.

Why are Chelsea so disliked?
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>>57136240
You'd prefer it if they lose?

>>57136238
>score same number of goals overall as PSG
Chelsea played shit but it certainly wasn't anti-football.
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>>57136211
m8, we're just not that good. cuadrado for fuck sakes we're nowhere near early 2000s chelsea, manu, arsenal
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mourinho is trying to build his team, teams like he had at chelsea in the mid 2000s, problem is he doesn't know football has evolved from then and is not a good enough manager to adapt
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>>57136211
>we
>us

Stop
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>>57136260
Shit fans (PSG chants were 2 times louder), another mercenary team but unlike PSG they're arrogant as hell, scumbag players (Oscar, Costa...), boring football (parking the bus)
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>>57136265
Absolutely no, but I will still be angry if they play well and convincingly after today shit.

>>57136292
It's more the players than the tactics imho, they don't fit.
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Courtois
Ivanovic Zouma Terry Luis
Matic Fabregas
Willian Oscar Hazard
Remy

Hoping to see this team against Soton
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why wasnt jaden smith given a chance when ramires clearly stopped giving a fuck
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>>57136336
Because Mourinho likes Ramires.
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>>57135594

Ibra is always a threat, you need to constantly mark him with two-man and even then when he is having a game were he isn't doing anything just casually thinking about killing deer and driving his Volvo to lakes he will do some crazy taekwondo magic move.
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>>57136322
it was supposed to be different after losing to newcastle, and losing to spuds, and bradford, nothing has changed at all.
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>>57136211
Bet you were on here talking about how great and balanced the EPL is before this round, you cunt
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>>57136351
He has got the touch of a rapist, unless he is chipping barcelona
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>>57136336
Jaden is not bad boy enough for Mou
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Worst thing is, Chelsea are now in the same situation City are, they don't know a huge hole they can fix quickly, only lot of small problems everywhere.
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Thanks for buying our trash ;)
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>>57136470
the team has been playing shit as a whole cant solely put the blame on fabregas
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I really hope an italian team wins europa and juve get to at least quarters and hopefully with some luck to semis. If they can keep this up they won't be far too behind england on coefficients
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>>57136324
given up on Costa?
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>>57136460
>problems everywhere
>4th loss of the season

Cheer up bros, we're winning the league.
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>>57135351
>why have we been shit since the new year?
The Fabregas effect.
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Even >moyes got to the quarters...plastic clubs like Chelsea and City only win cups by playing anti football lel
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what was the bust up between Cabaye and Costa about post match?
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>>57136124
chuckled
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>>57136662
Does it need explanation? Costa chimping out like the chimp that he is
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>>57136470
Arsenal never sell trash, they sell the superstars and keep the turds. A team with such low ambition couldn't dream of holding onto winners
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>>57136211
>where the fuck are Man Utd?
lang baal

>why did Arsenal die about 10 years ago?
New stadium

>Liverpool, nowhere.
Post Suarez transition
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I have not seen Chelsea play this bad in many many many years.. completely unacceptable and baffling considering we had a weeks rest, a full squad, the away goal advantage, as well as it being a home game.

Chelsea has conceded the most goals in the EPL in the last 10 minutes of matches and again we go ahead twice and bottle out lead at 3 minutes to go and then again at 6 minutes to go. Absolutely disgraceful. The players just seem to sit back at any opportunity when we get an advantage and then subsequently invite on pressure which we can't handle. This has been the rot at the core of Chelsea teams for many years now and must be fixed. Worse than that tonight though was the blatant lack of desire to win. Everyone was walking about.. no one shouting and hyping up the team and crowd (like Luiz was doing).

There needs to be another phase of purging at Chelsea in the summer because many of this current squad aren't good enough. Oscar, Willian, Ramires and Terry must be sold. What on earth Drogba is doing on the field I have no idea. As a long term Chelsea fan it pains me to say but we fully deserved to lose. We must recover and win the league though as that trophy this year is essential in the development of this squad (and it is massively overdue).
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>>57136719
Arsenal didn't sell him to Chelsea, Barca did and he really was their trash.
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>all these non british supporting chelshit

who are you going to bandwagon now?
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>>57136768
>league of foreigners
>country of foreigners
>"britain" when it matters, england when it doesn't

when will you micro dick britcucks come up with a new and relevant meme
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>>57136743
>Oscar
>they actually sold Mata to keep that piece of shit
My sides.
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>>57136743
Terry is the best CB we have, willian had an impact when he came on, if anything oscar is up for debate, hes been out of form for a while

>>57136768
i lived through the bullshit in 2009 im sure il get through this
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>>57136812
>bandwagoning successful teams
>not ruining football
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>>57136759
>trash
>15 assists (7 more than the second highest assister this season)

pls.
He's had a few bad games but will still end the season with most assits and the PL trophy
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who /2007ChelseaBandwagonButStillWatchingTheClubEvenAfterIDiscoveredTheGloryOfGoingToCheapMLSGamesAndBecameAFanOfARealLocalTeam/
here?

And does anyone have an older jersey? No muh throwbacks when you weren't even a fan allowed.
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>>57136812

and what are you ... australian? LOL.

we own you and your country. go put another shrimp on the barby you dingo fucker
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>>57136840
Oscar was doing well when he was on, he just had to come off at half because he was too reckless. Ramires and Cesc were the big shitters today. Matic getting injured didnt help either
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>>57136862
He was trash for Barca, learn2read.
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>>57136869
>send all the convicts to the warmest beaches on the planet
top jej m8, lived in england for 10 years glad to have left that irrelevant shit hole
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>>57136869
also, its called a prawn britbong
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>>57136486
>we aint got no history
Are they all negros?
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>>57136840
*we have* being the key word..
look no one likes Terry more than me (except tonight I was disgusted with his arial defence, he didn't jump ONCE on those set pieces) but this has to be his last season, at least as a main CB. We should buy Varane whatever his ridiculous fee will be.

Willian has like two OK moments. The rest was shit. He is completely useless, has scored like what 3 goals all season (pathetic) and infuriates me the way he just runs wide, stops over the ball arrogantly, then passes it sideways.
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>>57136818
muh work rate
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>>57136866
Hey my American friend! I see that you chose to support Chelsea Football Club, great choice! However, you may want to switch to Bayern Munich now, or even Real Madrid. Also, did you know about internationals? Here's a trick for you, to look cool with your friends. See, not many people know about internationals, so when you say you support Germany, you can say that YOUR team won the world cup last year.
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>>57137002
toppest of keks
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https://twitter.com/WayneRooney

le banter rooney
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>>57136932
beautiful landscape, weather, women... but your fucking disgusting accent makes me want to stick sharp knife in my ears. its so horrific. g-g'day MATE
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>>57136973
Terry eventually will have to go but hes got another decent season in him and he could mentor zouma and kalas/christiensen unless they are loan bait.

willian along with hazard are literally the only players we have that can run at defences, he may be shit in the final third but who else is there to run at defenders?
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>>57137090
no argument there
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>>57137063
granny basher shrek potato
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What happened with hazard today, he was looking up for it until zlatan
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>>57137063

>rppney
>athlete
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What was the point of the cuadrado signing?
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>>57137096
Willian is literally on the team because muh work rate. No creativity, poor finishing, only good passes are sideway passes.
>mfw mourinho gave up Mata so he can field his favorite pace babby work horses like Willian and Ramires
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>>57137096
Cuadrado was bought for this I believe, and hopefully he can develop into a better player.

Hazard is exceptional except of course for his goal rate. We need our front three players to be absolutely lethal and shoot all the time and score (like real madrid's Ronaldo, Benzema, Bale combo). Costa runs far too wide and is given the ball in places no one can be expected to score from like 30yrds out with 4 defenders to beat. We have lost our counter attacking threat we used to have and that needs to be fixed.

Terry as I said could be perhaps a backup CB for ONE last season but I would not want him playing every single game next season that would be a disaster. Varane + Zouma (cahill/terry rotate).
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>>57137246
*EXCEPT for his goal rate I meant to say.
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>>57137246
i can't believe they sold dré
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>>57137246
real madrid arent going to give up varane

>>57137220
to provide some attacking threat on the right side

willian has no finishing ability and ivanovic has 2 moves, run into the box to score or pass it sideways to midfield
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>>57137220
muh work rate
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>chelshit
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>>57137317
he wasnt what we needed, he cant dirbble past players or run at defenders
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>>57137332
im sure city will beat barca at camp nou and arsenal will beat monaco 3-0 away

this has been a shit year for all english teams
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>>57137266
If I pay money to go to games and pay the fucking ridiculous tv bill I can say whatever the fuck I want. In england fans say WE its part of the culture and saying the club name talking about it in third person would get you slapped because you would sound like an autistic fuck. Do you understand what I am saying you pathetic dutch worm?
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>chelshits
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>>57137346
>we
>canada
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>>57137346
>we
>sosa
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>>57137386
lmao fucking canadians man. got to love em
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>>57137370
> losing to ten men at home
>fans like this
>utter scum club

How do you not kill yourselves being chelshit fans? It must be hard not to when you look in the mirror
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>>57137386
>britain
>relevant
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>>57137418
lampard is a west ham fan anyway. chelsea just bought him and he went cos hes a merc. not a real legend like scholes or any of the arsenal lot
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>>57137473
>australel

Do you support chelshit maayte? If so, why did you decide to support chelsea?
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>>57137386
>>57137412

thats right i said we, what the fuck are you gonna do about it fuckboys :^)
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>>57137346
I actually welcome international fans (white only please, no chinks or africans inb4 racist). They are what Chelsea need to fuel this next phase of brand growth and dominance. They will help revenues and assist us in realising our aspirations to become the best and biggest club in the world within the next decade. Welcome and prepare for the age of Chelsea.
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>>57137503
You're trolling big time mate
I'll give you a 9/10 for your trouble
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>>57137375
>lives in sunderland
>thinks his english citizenhood grants him higher fandom powerranking

lel, try to disconnect your self worth from a soccer team that has nothing to do with you. you're a fan, not a fucking club ambassador.
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>>57137418
nobody gives a shit what steve bruce thinks, what the fuck is he doing at a chelsea game anyway

>losing to PSG is worse than losing to fucking monaco
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>no british flags

why is every chelsea fan on spee a foreign bandwagoner?

you glory hunting cunts got what you deserved
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>>57137418
Lampard was a cunt though.. should have acted like Gerrard and not play for another English club and not been a greedy cunt and accepted a 1 year contract. He seriously tarnished his legacy. Hope it was worth it Frank.
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>>57137524
Calm down there mate, we're all friends here. I too was annoyed like you at our teams defeat today. My team chelsea were very, very unfortunate to lose. We should have won it. I think I'm going to support Chelsea as my first premier league team, but start to support Man City more now. Also, I'm going to support Real Madrid as my Spanish Team and Bayern Munich as my German team.
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>>57137550
Because the entire world his watching the EPL faggot, get used to it
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>>57137538

>literally attaches himself to a foreign team thousands of miles away
>unironcially uses terms like "us" and "we" instead of contributing to his own countries game
>the limit of his "support" is literally sitting on a malaysian cartoon board and greentexting players names every match

kill yourself lad
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>>57137550
No one supports them in england mate except for total wankers from surrey

>supporting a bus stop in fulham
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>EPLel
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>>57137579
Frank here, totally worth it pal
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>>57137595
I'm just drive-by posting, you're the one getting mad. My team is a train ride away, I'll be there in 2 weeks.
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Chelsea is the antithesis of pretty football. Long live the death of ugly defensive counter football. Go Bayern, Go Barca, hell even Porto plays nicely. How can anyone support a team that plays such appalling football. Don't you love beautiful combination football? Full out attacking? Players actually enjoying football instead of being turned into an eleven men strong bus afraid to attack and just play football. Dang, what's wrong with you lot.
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>>57137513
>implying i'm not a fan of the glorious sydney fc
I lived in islington for 10 years
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>>57137637
Fair enough Zyzz.
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>>57137538
sorry you won't understand because you are an (obese?) americunt who only knows your shitty americlap "sports' like eggball and hoopball and can't say "we" about your teams because they all consist of 99.9% black african zulu players.
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Remy deserves a start over costa against soton, hes got technically 0 goals in his last 8 or 9 games and remy just rides the bench despite scoring in almost every start
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>>57137503
We need more players like Coal and that dutch rapist.

>Shitsnal players
>Loyal
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They are not good enough going forward. Oscar and Ramires are useless, Willian and Hazard lack the end product, Costa is technically poor and just can't stay in the box, Fabregas does not show up, Mourinho insists on playing a RB as a LB when Filipe Luis is on the bench, etc.
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>>57137538
Get back to your franchises fatty
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I want to see chelsea swap hazard for cr7
azzar is all buildup no end product, cr7 is the opposite.
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football wins
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>>57137631
>Most goals in EPL
>Unarguably have scored goal of the season so far (amazing team goal)
>Some of the most creative players in EPL
>Highest goalscorer in EPL
>Fabregas, Oscar, Willian, Hazard

Next mate. Also what does a Dutch cunt like yourself know about beautiful football? Hows that working out for "total football" Van Gaal aka king of long balls.
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>lelsea
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>>57137798
lmao

"do you shink dat you can do dat wif long ballsh.... ..... yeh, long ballls?"
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>tfw just got the rest of the week off work to celebrate Chelshit going out of the CL

based
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>>57135351
>WE
LMAO
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>>57137798

>Most goals in EPL
Wrong. That would be City. Try again.
>Unarguably have scored goal of the season so far (amazing team goal)
Against Burnley at the very beginning of the season. You literally haven't played attractive football against any team even slightly close to your own level.
>Some of the most creative players in EPL
Judging by how Mourinho sets them up to play, not really.
>Highest goalscorer in EPL
Tied with Aguero.
>Fabregas, Oscar, Willian, Hazard
You're just listing players names now but whatever.

Fabregas is a half season babby. Oscar and Willian are both muh workrate babbies. Hazard is the only player there that can be described as truly "creative".
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>mfw flopdrado is a flop
>mfw we will never have another good right winger ever
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>>57137989
Bring Damien Duff back
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>>57136768

and i bet your club is owned by an American or foreigner
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>>57135351
Some Dutch psychologist or something influenced this game!

He sent some messages to players on facebook and knew because of that it would end in 2-2.
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>>57137798

Wait, are you implying lelsea doesn't park the bus when playing internationally? Ahh u havin a laff meit? It hurts my eyes, my eyes that are used to pretty football being Dutch and all. Endless beautiful fast paced passing combinations, nutmegs, the finest of first touches, gorgeous dribbles and the highest levels of technique. To you, an Englishman, all things you've never heard of, but I can guarantee you that it makes for the most exciting games of football. I feel for you.
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>>57137678
jokes on you, i'm a very healthy weight black man, probably underweight if anything
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>>57138125
Dutchfag. Help me understand what happened here:
http://www.honkbalsite.com/2015/02/11/mampaey-the-hawks-vervangt-adolakers/
I don't really know how much to trust translation software.
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>>57138172
>black
>chelsea fan

m8 you do know chelsea are literally KKK right?
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>>57135639
milk cup? really?
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>>57135351
>all these non uk flags

it makes chelsea look so bad
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>>57138233
when did i say i'm a lelsea fan?
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I just knew Cesc will be the worst player on the pitch, so fucking predictable
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>>57137976

>Hazard
>Creative

He is literally "le step-over a million times and fall over man". Mouyes his holding him back, especially when all he gets told to do is draw fouls for cheap free kicks and penalties.

The only time he was good during the game was his ability to shield the ball and scramble backwards away from PSG defenders.
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>>57138195

The Hawks is replacing Adolakers in the main division.
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>>57138330

I know, was just letting him have that one tbh. Mou is literally turning Hazard into a le trackback babby.
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>>57138318
He needs to sign contracts that reduce his wages by 90% for the second half of each season
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don't hate on Hazard, he's a young guy and he'll be one of the best in the world in a few years
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Hazard and Courtois showed they were good players, it's not the case of the rest
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>>57138572
hazard is consistently the only player that gives a shit every game
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>>57138172
>intercepting a reply meant for me.

This is an odd feeling. I left this thread a while ago.
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>>57138601
He's trying to play football for a team that is trying to do something that look like shit, so yes he looks lonely on the pitch
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>>57135351
what part of london are you from mate?
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>>57138710
oh stop it you fucking cheese fucker, chelsea isnt first in the league by parking the bus every game.
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>>57138702
we're all anon here :^)
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>>57132579
>>57132579
>>57132579
new
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>>57138808
ebin
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>>57138768
In the Champions League it didn't look like anything, we should have destroyed them at the Parc des Princes and they were very poor again tonight. The problem is that since Man U has gone down I haven't seen any English club doing well in the CL, not only winning but playing well too
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>tfw all my friends and family are bullying me because chelsea lost today :(
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>>57143004
>supporting Chavski FC
You brought this shame upon yourself,plasticfig
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English football in general has been stagnating for a lot of years. That's why their NT is such a failure. It may work in your home league where you are amongst yourselves but when you play the CL you just get run over by teams that play more modern football.
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>no English team left
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>57143854
But their NT has been a failure even when the league was good.
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>>57135351
>we
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>>57143856
City and Arsenal are probably going through though
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>mfw /arse/ win CL
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>>57143871
Screen capped far later.
Shame you're not a tripfag
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Willian and Ramires to never ever play when
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>>57143955
Willian was one of Chelsea's better players in the game, sadly.
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>>57143971
Willian is what's wrong with Chelsea imho. Tracking back, helping defending, it's a great thing (not being sarcastic) but while he's great for a defensive team the rest of the players are more suited for an offensive game. Willian can do it because he's good at keeping the ball but I do suspect he's one of the reason why Chelsea seems to be so scared of taking risks offensively.
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>>57144012
>why Chelsea seems to be so scared of taking risks offensively
Maybe because Mourinho ordered them to, he's okay with defending slim leads because he's deluded himself into thinking that things will always work out for him.
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>>57144012
That's why Quadrado joined Chelsea.
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>>57144012
But Willian played the pass for Ramires which was the only good chance Chelsea created all night

He also played the nice cross to Costa that if Costa wasn't dumb he would've played it to Fabregas who was open

He created more than any other Chelsea player basically (which isn't much)

I agree though that Chelsea would be better if they'd have a Sanchez type player on the RW who could actually help out and score a few goals. It's a shame Cuadrado was bought, that means we probably won't see a big name winger signing in the summer unless Reus decides to come here but probably not.
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>>57144047
>He also played the nice cross to Costa that if Costa wasn't dumb he would've played it to Fabregas who was open
Oh yeah that was nice.
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>>57144041
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>>57144041
Did he really change his name? that's some dedication to hating United.
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>>57135549
Beyond Mou's awful tactics, I believe players aren't fit anymore due to the number of games they had to play

There was no rotation, Mou mainly kept the same starting XI since the start of the season

Oh and you guys being tricked by Cesc too lel
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>>57136743
>I have not seen Chelsea play this bad in many many many years
what is atletico madrid last year
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>>57144073
Tell me about Cesc, why does he only perform for half a season?
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>Chelshit
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>>57144073
It's strange that Chelsea decided to sell all of their rotation players and have as small a squad as possible, maybe it cost them.
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>>57144041
>>57144060
>>57144070
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>>57135639
>becoming the new tottenham
haha
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>>57144088
That's what I'd like to know too
Finally starting to understand how Barça felt during the years this faggot was in

We played him in his position, and other positions, and yet it's the same thing every time

Overrated piece of shit

>>57144092
Yeah that's bad
I was badmouting Enrique for his rotation at the start of the season, turns out it was right, no injuries and players are still fresh

Look at Madrid/Chelsea, they both lost their edge, and it's worse for Chelsea because no break
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>>57144101
>my
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>>57144088
Wenger over played him when he was young and developing physically and ruined him, he really doesn't like the cold, and he's just a choker.
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Daily reminder Eden Hazard is a muslim.
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>>57144092
I can understand selling Schurrle and Salah for Cuadrado, what perplexes me is the lack of depth at midfield because there is no one to take the place of Fabregas and Matic.
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>>57144145
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>>57144145
he's not actually but thanks for your concern
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>>57144145
No wonder he's the only chelsea player with any heart subhanallah
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>shitsea
>chelshit
>shitshit
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>Bring back the specialist in failure
>think you'll win any relevant trophies

HAAHAHAHAHAH
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Out: Mikel, Ramires, Cahill, Drogba, Willian, Oscar, Fabregas

In: Varane, Pogba, Verratti, Sanchez/Reus, some cheaper depth players who might turn out good (like Zouma)

Chelsea needs to be fixed, otherwise we'll keep playing shit football and keep failing to make CL finals
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>>57144480
>we
What part of Chelsea u from m8?
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>>57144480
Chelsea are finished m8 they can only attract players such as Cuadrado or Remy
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>>57144504
But we just attracted Costa and Fabregas in the summer who were maybe the biggest players after Suarez that moved.

Failing that, we can do a United and offer them lots of money to join.
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>>57144480
Pogba Verratti, good luck to buy the 2 most wanted player

Do you have 200M to spend ?

For each one ?
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>>57144480
Why didn't Chelsea go for Sanchez last summer?
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>>57135351
>What the fuck kind of compromising photos or video does cahill have of mou that enables him to start ahead of zouma in any match?
I ask myself the same thing with Djourou and every manager he's plaued for.
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>>57144666
The biggest mystery was why Sanchez chose Arsenal.
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I'm convinced Ramires isn't an actual footballer.

At best he's a sprinter.
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>>57144682
He scored Chelsea's second most important goal of the decade, so I can forgive him for being shit. But he does need to go
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>>57144666

Because Hazard probably

>>57144012

Hazard plays it safe too and sometimes he kills the counterattack. It's like his decison making is slower than his feet.
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>>57144682
Ramires used to work at a construction site manually transporting shit before he was allowed to play football. He developed his stamina by rushing through his chores to play football, so yes, he a second rate footballer but a great workhorse.
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Oh Ville Lumière
Sens la chaleur
De notre coeur
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>>57144708
>second

More like eleventh rate. He literally can't have a long range shot at the target to save his life and yet he still tries it...
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>>57144041
>chelsea fans LITERALLY on suicideswatch
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>>57144480
>Sanchez/Reus
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>>57135351
>Start season with entirely white team
>Look unstoppable

>Sell Schurrle
>Start playing Willian, Ramires etc
>Play like shit
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Who else here had literally precum dripping out of his/her penis when thiago silva scored the equalizer?
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>>57144747
Racist scum pls go
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>>57144770
It's true though
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>>57144041

>Chelshit fans will defend this
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Ramires doesn't ply regularly anymore and hasn't for a while, people with short term memories need to realise he used to be better when he did.
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At least this means the general public will finally see through the facade they have been brainwashed with thinking that the EPL is the best league in the world.
English club football is dead.

The day before, we saw one of the most thrilling champions league match in years between Madrid and >Schalke.
Then the next day it's the PL's turn and we are treated to boring, unexciting, unimaginative football with no real quality to it against a 10 man >Ligue 1 team.

Even our domestic league games are shit. the BIG GAME AGAINST GIANTS games are pathetic, boring, too scared to lose, to scared to go for it, anti-football with no technical skill, no real quality football.
The only reason people say it is the most dramatic league in the world is because of the media pre-game hype. Gary Neville actually highlighted this on one of the MNF analysis. A top game over here is shit meanwhile in La Liga the big games are high intensity, quality football.

It's a fucking joke. I know it's funny to see Chelsea fail but we have to take it seriously because this is supposedly the best team in our league which is "running away" with the title. It's a joke and it needs serious addressing. I mean we'd probably struggle against the fucking Portuguese league.
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>what went wrong?
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>>57144804
Pro tips : EPL teams gain more money for doing good in the league than in Europe.

Meanwhile, the other europeans league don't give as much money as the champions league.

Everton are stupid
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>>57144804
Just a slump m8

PL will always be a force in Europe. ABEs know this, which is why they're getting in all their shitposting while they can
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>>57144800
>thinking that the EPL is the best league in the world.

Very few people have thought this for years. You can spot a fucking idiot who thinks they're clever because they trot out this line.
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Should Chelsea get Zlatan in the summer for a reasonable price?
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>>57144885
No. Unless Chelsea are gonna play with 2 strikers, but that will probably make them even more static than they are already
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