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>rags
>1980
>u5a
>qu1ck
>1812
>9-1
>7-4
>6allas
First for leafs
Is Ben Scrivens elite?
jets are elite
> rags
>>56761930
You forgot
>laffs
The Bell Centre has the best goal song.
Prove me wrong.
Oh wait, you can't.
>>56761883
>>56761919
>people hate Boston and/or Toronto that much that they'll bandwagon a team with 24 Cups
it's just weird to me.
what has Toronto even done other than just being shit for decades?
>>56762034
>laffs
Is implied
>>56762000
scrivens is elite, he'd have a +.925 sv% right now if he was'nt on the oilers
Is Max Meyer elite?
>>56761911
what about
>franzen
LOL
>gets injured
>wings start dominating
>>56762084
They have to seriously think about just waiving his ass when he gets healthy, right?
>>56762081
Elite at being a faggot
>>56761977
kings fans will do anything for an extra peso
>>56762048
All their shitty players/coaches are constantly talked up as the best in the league
>eakins
>phaneuf
>Bozak
>Kessel
>sundin
>>56761930
Why do we let autistic faggots like OP make threads again?
He's clearly obsessed and in need of serious mental assistance.
Seek help, faggot.
>tfw your team will always be based as fuck
>>56762114
>nazem jihadri
>>56762120
No one cares what you think purple finland
Guys, I figured out how the Hawks could make up for giving the Broons 2 points. They are going to lose to the Kitties twice in a row this week. It'll fix everything.
>>56762106
>he has pictures of tripfags on his computer's hard drive
can you pinpoint the moment your life went off the rails?
>>56762048
Speaking personally, I hate them because they have no reason to be as fucking awful as they are, but they keep making inexplicably retarded moves.
>Sign Clarkson for five years
>Buyout Mikhail Grabovski
>Trade for Bernie when you have Reimer
Just, fucking why to all of that. Burke put together a legitimately good team that just needed a couple more holes filled in after 2013 and Nonis went full fucking retard on it.
Why did Burke even get fired in the first place?
>>56762099
give his salary to babcock
isnt he on like 4 mil a year?
>>56762166
That's clearly on my phone needle dick
>>56762180
burke was a convenient scapegoat
>>56762121
This faggot scored a GWG on my team like a week ago and I still love him and his stupid turtle necks.
God dammit, Habs, why can't I hate you.
>>56762227
that's even sadder
>>56762106
>he thinks handegg is better than dive grass
Lmao get a load of this guy
>>56762180
>>Sign Clarkson for five years
7 years
>>56762269
both of them are shit imo
>>56762250
cuz you're a cuck
>>56762269
He also likes to drink hot chocolate with little girls, has a hot cousin and his mom looks like a crackwhore
>>56762273
Jesus Christ, really?
Haha, time for Red Wings hockey today. Last game against Dallas was based.
Who /optomistic/ here?
>>56762286
Dive grass is still miles better than advertise ball
>>56762259
back to reddit, friend
>>56762273
>7 years
>>56762316
But that's wrong, tho
>>56762250
because you're a cuck for success
i bet you suck Yankee Laker and Steeler cock too
>>56762316
'no'
football is at least exciting because of how crazy american fans get with it. 9/10 soccer games have dead crowds, insanely obvious diving, and end in a tie
honesty i have no clue how anyone could watch that sport
>>56762350
lol no the Steelers can suck a cock and my team regularly makes the Yankees their pinstriped bitches.
>>56762387
Lmao what football games are you watching where there are dead crowds??
>>56762398
>football
yeah you're on a proxy
get out yuroslurp scum
>>56762422
Nope. Obviously you don't watch proper football matches. Or any professional ones at all. They literal all have tifos
>>56761930
>1993
>1982
>>56762387
>hurr the fans get into it
gauging how good a sport should not rely on external factors like the fans excitedness
if slapping dicks around was a sport and fans got super into it, would it still be good?
>Penguins fans actually do this
>>56762510
CUCK
U
C
K
>>56762507
>adding "hurr" to an argument invalidates it
cool can i try?
>hurr the crowd's level of excitement doesn't matter hurr
>>56762510
That kid is gonna get the shit beat out of him so much.
>>56762507
aka swedish fencing?
>>56762573
More like become the next Goatzky.
His parents will probably have him on skates at months
>>56762446
at least you admit your sport is plagued by divers and slow as fuck play. boring as fuck sport. zero action whatsoever
>>56762510
that guy probably doesn't even live near pittsburgh, lel
>>56762597
The only thing exciting about soccer is the crowd
Those yuros light eachother on fire and jump around all game to combat the boredom
Trades you want/hope happen next week?
Trades you don't want to happen next week?
>>56762670
Phil kessel to florida for >bustk0v
Phaneuf anywhere with half his contract kept
>>56762510
cant they just give him the players first name or something
that sounds so fucking dumb
>>56762847
I'd buy it
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>>56762887
Don't forget to post one when the mild and jest jump them in the standings
>>56762887
>Bruins
>based
Pick one
>>56762887
but the Blackcocks will at least make the playoffs LEL
>>56762887
>Bombston Ruins
>based
>>56762887
>They actually think beating the Hawks means they'll make the playoffs.
>>56762887
>Bombston
>playoffs
>>56763028
3 points ahead of the panthlels, and we're going to destroy the can'tpucks tomorrow
>>56763073
>WE
>>56763049
>>56763028
>>56762983
>>56762947
>>56762938
>mfw so many people are mad at the broons
>73 posts in
>no rags
I'm disappointed in you, /hoc/.
WHY
wings gonna BTFO ducks
>>56763152
>Throwback night
Are the Cantpucks playing that night?
Because I want to know if they'll be wearing these GOAT jerseys again.
>>56763116
Friendly reminder your team isnt even remotely likable, they are 85% no talent goons, they use muh physical play as a lame excuse, and all the fans are retarded drunks who will scream nigger when they lose to the habs. Oh, and the city is so beta that the whole place shut down and everybody cowered in their bathtubs when two neckbeard chechens made a shit tier bomb and ran away.
>>56763251
Bergy is p cool
>>56763152
Those are miles better than what they have now.
8/10 would wear.
>>56763270
>>56763251
And so is Lucic, and Rask, and Pasta, and Krug, and Chara, and everyone on the team tbh.
>>56763316
>lucic
>chara
>likeable
Well now I know you are trying to ruse me.
>>56763316
>Chara
>Likeable
No.
WHO IS THE BIGGER BUST????
McMeme or Poopjarvi
Teravainen or Barkov
Subban or Subban
Kessel or Seguin
Kassian or Hodgson
Johnson or Stewart
Sutters down syndrome son or Sutter
Bonus round: bigger hit?
Stevens on Lindros or Voynov on Girlfriend
>>56763316
>lucic
Talentless goon who can't even pretend to be tough since he got BTFO
also a garbage human being
>rask
Autismal faggot who gets asspained when he loses and chimps out
>chara
Dirty size babby who is essentially a beer league player now because he's 700 years old
Aaron Portzline
@Aportzline
Heard from two different sources tonight that #CBJ are shopping D James Wisniewski around the #NHL, trying to move before Monday's deadline.
>>56763505
>Poop
>Teravinen
>Malcolm
>Neither even tho Kessel is a Laff
>Hodgson
>Stewart sucks dick
>Kongs
>Stevens because theres no vid
>>56763505
Poopjarvi
Bustkov
Subban
kessel
Hodgson
Johnson
Sutters son
Lindros
>>56762555
my baby dick invalidates your mom's poopchute on the reg you ban evading faggot
Looking forward to the Wings/Ducks thread.
Fuck, I miss seeing the Wings play teams in the West.
>>56763682
They've only lost two games to the west in regulation lel. They still own that conference.
>>56763505
PoopenJarvi, Bustkov & Terriblevainen
Detoilet is going to get BTFO
>>56763505
Poop
Bustkov
Subban
Kessel
Hodgson
dont care
Sutter
Seans dad on seans mom
>Nobody ever talked about or mentioned Detroit last year
>People won't stop this year
Why? Pls go. I want to go back to the comfy game threads
>>56763707
>implying they don't get rekt by the Shorks in the SC
>>56763515
>not liking based angry goalies like hextall
fucking faggot
>>56763753
what
>>56763785
>Liking players on Philthadelphia teams
Back to the shack with you.
>>56763753
That's because last year half the team was injured and everyone knew they weren't going far in the playoffs, supposing they made it at all. Now they're healthy and looking pretty good.
>>56763809
>you now remember WSGS
>>56763753
>implying detoilet has any fans
>>56763785
>Liking when systems babbys like Rask & Quick break sticks in temper tantrums
kill yourself
>>56763505
Mcmeme
Barkov
'tender subban
Kessel
Hodgson
Babby Sutter
Hello, am I still banned? Test.
>>56763753
everyone is always talking about detroit, friend. they are universally respected by anyone who knows anything about hockey.
>>56763842
our sports bar out here in NJ has plenty of wings fans during their games.
>>56763841
>you now remember OWG blowing WSGS the fuck out so hard he stopped tripfagging after that day
http://www.sportslogos.net/uniforms_nhl/list_by_jersey/201528_7/Toronto_Maple_Leafs_2015_Road_Jersey_Stats/
Leafs are 0-15 wearing White this year lel
>>56763869
:^)
>>56763842
There are Wings fans literally everywhere. Hell, their road games are packed with Wings fans. The games at Dallas and Tampa were half Wings fans.
>>56763885
that was the GOAT thread
>>56763885
ho lee fuck that pic is top kek
http://www.pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=RawnPawl
Let's play monopoly guys. It's the perfect game, that combines skill, luck, and negotiation.
First for
>capitals
>>56763824
>the finals aren't unlikely
Some wongs faggot last year
>>56763132
Because the Rangers are actually good
>inb4 memes
http://www.thefourthperiod.com/trade_deadline/top25/index.html
Thoughts on this list?
>>56763955
Tongue tickle my ballsack ad whore.
>>56763978
That was me, they aren't :^)
>>56763955
>have to sign up
sorry Zucc not happening
>>56764027
No e-mail verification needed, Mättilÿkko.
>>56764003
>Phanoof in the top 5
For what purpose
>>56764021
Lel
Did you miss the part where I said last year (where they got swept in the first round)
>>56764003
the wings better get a top D-man* or i'm going to personally fire Holland.
*not phaneuf
>mfw the Devlels make the playoffs
>>56764072
They won a game retard.
>>56764003
Vermette is overrated
>>56764088
hi newfriend
>>56764072
>swept
also the finals are never unlikely for a team like the detroit. it's not like they are canadian team where there is a good chance they don't even make the playoffs. lel.
>>56764106
>swept in the first round
That's not the same as saying swept in five or six you enormous faggot. You just straight up implied they were actually swept.
>>56764013
Closest you'll get broder.
>>56764147
What the fuck
>>56764147
Why is Europe so fucking gay. Finland does the same shit. Fucking faggots.
>>56764147
yer really fixin to get banned again m8
>>56764106
>canada in charge of hockey
literally worse than binland
>>56764147
disgusting
and to think i was actually going to play monopoly with you. for shame.
>>56764079
Who would you want?
personal i'm liking larrson and perhaps yandel.
>>56764122
>finals are never unlikely
Top heh
>>56764136
Welcome to /hoc/
It's one of our maymays to say a team was swept when they werent
>>56764147
Finland proxy pls
>>56764174
Not him, but Yandel would be great. Deserves a better team than the Yotes, too.
>>56764174
Larrson for sure for cheap, Yandle would be cool. I want to dump Jurco and some of our shitty d-men for something good.
>>56764203
embarrassing
>>56764224
Can't believe oel still plays for dessertzona.
WONGS DUCKS THREAD FOR EVERYBODY
DUCKS FANS PLEASE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>56764231
>>56764231
>>56764231
>>56764231
>>56764254
>Jurco, Kindl, and a pick for Larrson
Mite b cool
>>56764003
Is O'Reilly even going to get traded?
Who would take on that situation by giving away players instead of just talking to him when he's UFA?
>>56764316
Depends on if a playoff team wants him for the push.
>>56762316
>being a cuck
>>56764304
id be fine with this, do you think any of our farm time though instead of jurco?
daily reminder there will never be a greater franchise than the detroit red wings in any sport
>>56764406
nah, he's already shown he can't play in the NHL. wings don't need about bottom 6 that does nothing.
>>56764336
Only the Panthers on that list are a probable playoff team.
The rest are rebuilding as far as I know.
>>56764424
>Montreal
>Yankees
>Manu
>patriots
>bulls
>Jeff Gordon
>>56764424
Detoilet niggers, everybody.
>>56763199
Oh God please let this happen
>>56764469
none of those compare to the late 90s, early 00s wings
>>56764497
sorry about your team m8
>>56764514
The current Nucks jerseys suck.
>Using the Whalers color scheme
>Having the shittiest looking logo ever
>>56764448
fair enough, do you think more time down in GR would do anything or sell him and jump ship?
Broons likely won't exist as a franchise in another ten years
First of all the Bruins are a washed up legacy of the Orr years, a husk of a franchise that will never win another Stan Lee Bowl
Chara needs a fucking cane to walk and is senile
Franchise is barely able to sustain itself almost entirely on bandwagon pseudofans. Dresses a team of talentless bruisers because no one in Boston goes to games to see anything other than "muh fights"
Rape scandals high up in Bruins management that've been attempted to be covered up
Literally the only reason they won a Stan Lee Bowl was because Bettman is a cuckolding faggot that let Chara Fuck his wife while he pulled his millimeter peter
Chara the self proclaimed face of the former franchise started playing hockey when he was 28 because he saw his cousins KHL paycheck for "Playing a boys game"
Has gone on to say he would NEVER watch hockey in his free time
Also hardly speaks a lick of English after sitting in his Boston estate for almost 10 years
Then there's Tuuka "Posts videos online of beating his wife" Rask
Evidence of the Broons owner being a dominant figure in the lucrative child trade industry
Self admitted pedophile
Serves as a solid foundation for the Broons organization's core beliefs and values
Claude Fucking Julien admitted to exchanging sex with ice girls in order to let the meet the players
Kiked his way into the organization with ties in the child trade industry and no prior coaching experience other than a scandal that was uncovered last year involving a bantam boys team
All of which have conveniently gone missing
Who could forget Brad "Love isn't bound to Age" Marchand
Patrice "What's so bad about working on a plantation" Bergeron
David "If I was in it for the fans would I be wearing a watch that cost more than your fucking house?" Krejci
Milan "My kids? My pride is my ring that you've been eyeing since this interview started, yeah you can touch it" Lucic
How can anyone support such a shit franchise?
>>56764497
Pick me a better franchise? thats right you can not!
>>56764716
Penguins.
>>56764716
Habs
>>56764716
Islanders.
>>56764771
>>56764779
>>56764785
Leafs
see, I can post random shitty teams too!
>>56764802
The habs have more cups
Better peak
Better team today
>>56764802
The Islanders in the early 80s were literally one of the greatest teams assembled
They are the only team that ever defeated the Gretzky led Oilers in the SCF
>>56764839
>better team today
i didn't realize the goalie encompassed the whole team
>>56764612
sorry about your dad leaving you m8
>>56764839
Yeah it's really hard to get cups when you had the 1st overall pick every year isn't it.
>>56764980
>this ass devistation
>>56764870
>laffs fans still legitimately think their roster is better than montreal's
holy fucking kek
Adjusted standings:
1. Anaheim 36-24 (.600)
2. Vancouver 33-26 (.559)
3. Los Angeles 31-27 (.534)
4. Calgary 31.5-29.5 (.525)
5. San Jose 31.5-29.5 (.516)
6. Arizona 20.5-39.5 (.342)
7. Edmonton 16.5-44.5 (.270)
1. Nashville 39.5-20.5 (.658)
2. St. Louis 35.5-23.5 (.602)
3. Chicago 33.5-26.5 (.558)
4. Minnesota 31-28 (.525)
5. Winnipeg 29-32 (.475)
6. Dallas 27-33 (.450)
7. Colorado 24.5-35.5 (.408)
1. Detroit 35.5-21.5 (.623)
2. Tampa Bay 38-24 (.613)
3. Montreal 36-23 (.610)
4. Boston 31-28 (.525)
5. Florida 27-32 (.458)
6. Ottawa 25-32 (.439)
7. Toronto 24-36 (.400)
8. Buffalo 15-45 (.250)
1. NY Rangers 37-21 (.638)
2. NY Islanders 36.5-24.5 (.598)
3. Pittsburgh 35-25 (.583)
4. Washington 33.5-27.5 (.549)
5. Philadelphia 28-32 (.467)
6. New Jersey 26-34 (.433)
7. Columbus 25-33 (.431)
8. Carolina 22.5-35.5 (.388)
>>56765092
Pre-expansion Cup victories are worth about as much as pre-Super Bowl NFL championships.
>>56765128
>Buffalo has a ROW of 10
>7 of their 17 total wins are from shootouts
holy fucking shit
>>56765133
>We were the king out of six entire teams!!
>an NL Central division title was literally the equivalent of that before the Astros switched leagues
>>56765133
They have more of those than the wongs too
;^)
>>56765133
They're worth less than pre-Super Bowl NFL championships.
At least the NFL had a decent amount of teams on its own. Pre-expansion NHL was 6 teams.
>>56765092
>Completely legit I Swear!
http://www.eliteprospects.com/draft.php?year=1969
http://www.eliteprospects.com/draft.php?year=1968
>>56764980
>mfw frank selke and sam pollock repeatedly trade-raping everyone
oh man, those were the days. GMs around the league are on average less retarded these days
>>56765128
Montreal confirmed for shootout babbies
Wongs confirmed for shittiest shootouts and therefore guaranteed Stanley Cup victory
>>56765279
lel
All those great players they drafted no wonder they won so many stan lee cups
>getting this upset that detoilet is outclassed in every single way by les habitants
>>56765279
>being this retarded
literally the only relevant player out of these picks was rejean houle and then again he did even get to fucking 200 goals. Stay obsessed about the habs and the glorious history though.
>>56765279
>b-but they drafted a guy with 100 less goals than scott hartnell!
u fucking wot m8, you could've at least posted the lafleur draft
detoilet getting BTFO harder than the wings did in the playoffs last year lol
>>56765520
it's 0-0 still faggot, nobody is getting "BTFO"
>>56765850
I was referring to the idiot detoilet homer that just got his shit rekd in here
But thanks for proving he isn't the only detoilet fag who is a retard
;^)
>>56765890
jokes on you, i'm a buffalel fan
>>56764708
This makes for a good pasta.
>the ruins thought they'd be eternally relevant
>>56765915
>Buffalo fan
Nah, the joke is squarely on you, buddy
>mfw not a single Canadian team makes the playoffs
>inb4 "b-buh Quebecois are Canadians anon"
>finnish "cuisine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s
what a disgusting country
>>56765993
But what about the Jests
>>56765971
You won't be saying that when we have the greatest center core of all-time
>>56766079
Trending into the dumpster where they belong, just like the Flimflams and the Cantpucks after Millers' injury.
>>56766018
Teemu's really let himself go
Calgary and San Jorge are out of a playoff spot.
I repeat flamers and forks are out of the playoffs as we speak
>>56766018
What am I looking at? Is that cheese?
>>56766239
those western wild card spots are gonna have some good battle near the end of the season.
fucking stoked
>>56766239
>yfw Jumbo Joe is traded to an Eastern contender
>yfw Subban hands him the Cup
>yfw tears roll down his face and he look at the camera and just says "mom... I did it... I did it mom"
>yfw you realized you doubted him
>>56766286
Hold onto your fucking butts.
Were all aboard bettmans wild ride and it never ends
>>56766286
The east is terribly boring this year, bombston's implosion aside.
>>56766402
Could the devlels make a run?
Eastern Conference playoffs have a chance to be GOAT if everything matches up correctly
Possibly:
Islanders vs. Rags -- Subway Series
Capitals vs. Penguins -- Ovi / Crosby round 2
Bruins vs. Habs -- Self - explanatory
Wings vs. Bolts -- Yzerman's new team vs. his old one
>>56766651
>Islanders vs. Rags -- Subway Series
>Calling it a subway series
>New York Subway does not run to Long Island
>>56766402
>not rooting for the kitties to make it
>>56766651
>Isles - Rags
One team built for the playoffs another team with no playoff experience. Shouldn't be that great.
>Caps - Pens
Should be good now that the Caps have a defense. Flelry could implode like always though.
>Habs - Bruins
Bruins are the Habs' bitch
>Wings - Bolts
Should be a good hockey matchup, but I hate the Bolts.
>>56766666
You know what I mean asshole
Nice quints tho
>>56766692
All is forgiven.
>The Toronto Maple Leafs are 0-15 when wearing their White Jerseys this season
>The Culturally enriched city of Toronto
http://www.sportslogos.net/uniforms_nhl/list_by_jersey/201528_7/Toronto_Maple_Leafs_2015_Road_Jersey_Stats/
>>56766739
aka they are bad on the road, but let's bring race into it LEL
>>56766761
Stay mad Paki
>>56766761
Sean pls go
>>56766793
>>56766804
>imbyling i'm that mudslime faggot
>Anaheim tripfag calls Datsyuk a "pane of glass"
>Datsyuk scores just a few minutes later
Kek
>>56767012
I have Dats and Kesler on my fantasy team.
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>56767012
people actually believe Datsyuk doesn't have the best hands in the game
>claude Jewyin scares away every decent scorer we have
>not his fault we cant manage to get the puck out of our zone 90% of the game
>Ducks trip shit posting
>BTFO immediately by the entire thead
My fucking sides
>>56767038
MacK is a pretty good contender, or probably will be anyways.
>>56767057
I hope you don't mean Mackinnon.
The only people who come close to the Syuk are Kane and Kovalev
DUCKS TRIP BLOWN THE EVERLIVING FUCK OUT.
>GETLAF BETTER THAN PAVEL
>PANE OF GLASS
>2-0
>BOTH GOALS DATSYUK
HAHAHA FAGGOT. ENJOY THAT PAPER TIGER.
>>56767057
he's good
but his teammate in junior, Drouin had better hands than him IMO
I've had people tell me Kane is the undisputed hands champ
I kek everytime
>>56767097
I dunno man. He has a lot of potential. Kid is only 19. Gotta give him a few more years before you discredit him.
>calls Datsyuk shit
>Datsyuk scores two goals
>a pane of glass
LGTSS
>Datsyuk
>>56767130
He's an animal no doubt, I just don't think he's gonna have the best hands in the game, especially with Eichel and Mcmeme coming up
>>56765128
Contenders club
1. Prods
2. Rags
3. Wongs
4. Lightning
5. Canadiens
6. Blues
7. Fucks
Almost there. Islanders
9001. Penguins
9002. Canucks
9003. Blackhawks
99999999999999. Sabres
>>56767164
Are either of those two known for their hands? I haven't followed them at all since my team has no chance at them. All I know is they both score an absolutely disgusting amount of goals, but I don't know if it's from speed, position, or whatever.
>Ducks tripfag calls Datsyuk shit
>Immediately scores two goals on the Ducks
>>56767176
Preds will get two rounds and that's it I bet. No experience
Is Bo Horvat elite?
>>56767180
Yeah their both ridiculous. But whats most impressive about them is that they are the 2 best prospects on the edges of their skates that I've ever seen
>>56767180
McDavid has good hands
not exceptional.
There are some highlights on YouTube of him dangling some defensemen, but the OHL also has a lot of scrub dmen.
His main strengths are his speed and IQ
Eichel on the other hand is just a pure power forward, not the best hands, but not bad either
>>56766685
nobody will cheer for the pussies unless they get Bill
wings confirmed for cup
>>56767038
There are a few players with better or as good hands than Datsyuk. His skating is what's really impressive, only the guys with figure skating training like Crosby have better edges.
>This is what Anaslime fans actualyl believe
>>56767176
>Bruins literally too irrelevant to even put in the 9000's
What a great time to be alive
>>56767334
Ummm that's probably what's going to happen though?
>>56767334
holy shit
are any california "fans" not embarrassingly retarded?
>>56767316
yfw wing win the cup
>>56767404
East still has a LOT of room for seed shifting.
Also Jets defense and goaltending is better than Analslime's retard.
>>56767334
>>56767404
>implying the wings aren't going to be btfo by montreal and the lightning aren't going to be btfo by the caps
>>56766651
wing over bolts
habs over bruins
wings over habs
rags over islanders
caps over pens
caps over rags
wings over caps
wings cup final comfirmed
>a pane of glass
>>56767529
>Being a filthy bandwagoner
>mfw Red Wings fans are so incapable of reading the standings that they can't see they're literally third in our division
LGTSS
>GOATZLAF
>PANE OF GLASS
>>56767433
Wongs better look out, a certain Boston-based team is sneaking into the playoffs.
Where did it all go wrong
>>56767563
krejci is kill
>>56767595
Jewnyk
Lel we need some Datsyuk pane of glass shoops
I wish I was a pane of glass
>>56767561
>A
>PANE
>OF
>GLASS
>>56767664
Sometimes I feel like a pane of glass. People look right through me like I don't exist
>>56767696
Deep, man.
Top five cap era cup winning teams in order. Go.
I love this new meme.
You can see right through it
>a pane of glass
>a pane of glass
>>56767761
2010 Hawks
2008 Wings
2007 Ducks
2013 Hawks
2009 Pingus I guess
>>56767761
1. 2010 Hawks
2. 2010 Hawks
3. 2010 Hawks
4. 2010 Hawks
5. 2010 Hawks
>>56767764
:^)
Do you ever feel
Like a pane of glass
This happened.
Note: no one is holding that stick.
>>56767947
Posting on the board.
Getting blo-hown ouutt
>>56767950
>> 2spooky4me
>them fine ass ice grills
>>56767950
Spoopy level now code yellow
>>56767950
Holtby's a fuckin' jedi,I knew it.
>>56767844
>>56767825
>shortened season cups
>even counting
LMAO
>>56767529
>that soft defense lasting one round, let alone to the finals
kek
>LGRW chant in Analslime
>26 shots to 13
>2-0
How is the West so shit.
>>56768048
It was Fehr's stick. AKA the guy on the ground next to Holtby.
>>56767950
This is fairly odd
>>56768081
Nobody cares about hockey in Cali unless its LA
-Former Ducks player
>>56768081
>using analslime pacifishit to judge the west
Just go by the central and ignore everything else
>Pane of glass
>>56767950
All he had to do was tap it in
>>56767761
Bottom 5
5 2011 Bruins
4 2014 Kings
3 2009 Penguins
2 2006 Hurricanes
1 2008 Red Wings
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>56768245
Show the frame where the puck was 2 inches from the line with half the net open.
>>56768240
>bruins
>top 5
>no hawks
>no kings
>no ducks
jesus christ....
>>56768300
I think it went off the post first.
>>56768313
nevermind im drunk and i see you put bottom 5
carry on
Trade Howard and bring back Mrazek, plz
>>56768327
lol it still would have went in too if he hadn't tried to roof it. Crap effort but still unlucky not to score. Based spooky ghost stick
comon wings win this
>>56767950
>tfw Strome tied it up 30 seconds later anyways.
>Wings trying their hardest to stay 1st round with Tampa
I don't want this. Make it leave.
>>56768356
shut up, mrazek is too spazzy
>cheering for a team that plays in a ghost town
>detoilet "fans"
jwj
>>56768360
He didn't try to roof it...
The leafs have a bright future ahead of them.. think of it they collapsed three years in a row and this has never happened before so the following year
>>56768414
>tfw in 10 years detoilet will be halfway decent
>wings will still be elite and have more fans in every western game than the home team
>>56768415
It went up though, didn't need elevation
>>56768377
top kek thats awesome
>>56768460
Because it hit off the post. If he didn't shoot it off the post the puck wouldn't have gone more than 3 inches off the ice.
>>56767950
This is the most amazing thing ever.
>>56768062
You realize 2010 wasn't shortened, right? Plus, I think the 2013 Hawks are pretty high up there since they went on that massive record breaking points streak at the beginning of the season. The season may have been shortened, but the playoffs weren't.
>>56768500
>rags
wings ducks going to overtime
>>56768500
> rags
How can one team be so shit?
>>56768537
if we beat the ducks, the rest of cali should be a cakewalk
>>56768552
LOL
O
L
Kings are going to shitstomp you
>>56768552
You face the Kings tomorrow night.
Good luck.
>>56768558
>kings
>playoffs
>>56768562
>>56768558
>Beat them 5-2 once this year already
?????
>>56768558
>>56768562
> kongs
> a threat to anyone
Lyl
>>56768552
>if we beat the ducks, the rest of cali should be a cakewalk
>not knowing the dorks record in 1 goal games
>>56768586
>Early regular season kings
>LA playing at home
>Wings played OT tonight, face kings tomorrow
>Kings on fire
Good luck
>>56768611
>what does "if" mean
>>56768484
>shortened season
>fewer games to get injured
Oh I know the perfect way to explain why that cup doesnt count
Both the leafs and the panthers made the playoffs that season
If du.bs kongs fans will never be white and they will NOT make the playoffs
If sin.gles kongs fans will always be brown and they WILL miss the playoffs
>>56768630
If means there's a chance the wings win
there isn't
>>56768641
Mad at the Kings?
>>56768613
Go make me a burrito, beaner
>>56768657
>there isnt
lyl
>>56768641
SMELLY
KONGS
BEANERS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>56767761
2011 Bruins
2012 Kings
2007 Ducks
2008 Wings
2014 Kings
>>56768700
Sharks fans shouldn't be allowed to rank anything, in fact if you've never seen your favorite team win the Cup you aren't allowed to rank anything.
>Kongs
>playoffs
pick juan jose
>shootout
GG, ducks, enjoy your points
>datsucks hits the post
lel
yo
>Datshit
>>56768737
>sharks fan
homie
based ducks
LGTSS
>pane of glass
LMFAOOOOOOO HOWARD SUCKS DICK
DEFINITELY NOT NHL CALIBER GOALER
Howard needs to go away. Blew the game for the Wings.
SHIT WINGS
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
GETZLAF > SHITSYUK CONFIRMED
DEAD WINGS CHOKE
DEAD WINGS BTFO
MY FUCKING SIDES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tough one for the Wings to lose, I'm sure.
Shootout has to go, or be modified, at least.
still really happy the Ducks won and Gibson played good
>>56768857
i dont get how he can be so bad at shootouts
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
HOWARD LEAVE
>HOWARD LEAVE
>>56768852
Here's a broken one
>>56768866
>2 goals vs zero goals
Why do Wongs fans hate their goalies so much?
SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK SHITWINGS BTFO GETZLAF > SHITSYUK
DETOILET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>56768867
Shootout needs to just go. It's really fucking bad and most fans don't like it. It's one of the most retarded things ever put into a major league sport.
It's like deciding an ape hoop game with a slam dunk competition. Fucking dumb.
Or doing Baseball on a home run derby.
>>56768904
I dont. I just hate him during shootouts. Hes a top 10 goalie, all of his stats agree.
would not be in the top 3 of the east without him
>>56768895
>This damage control
TOP FUCKING KEK
DETOILET NIGGERS ABSOLUTELY
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
MY FUCKING SIDES WILL NEVER RECOVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
>>56768921
The only reason why the NHL doesn't have the worst "end-of-game tiebreaker" procedure is because the NFL is literally pants on head retarded about it. (Team that wins the coin toss wins a huge majority of the time.)
suck a duck wongs fans, your team is shit
>>56768904
We fucking love Mrazek and I hope they pull him back from GR.
>>56768937
>facts are damage control
>>56768945
mrazek isnt as good though. Not consistantly
>>56768949
>this Detoilet nigger is so fucking mad
>>56768964
He looks like he'll be better in hte long run though.
He doesn't go on adventures, rebounds aren't SUPER common. Mostly he just needs to work on his positioning and reading the play that's coming at him.
>>56768942
da fuk is that
>>56768937
I don't understand why you bother to have a trip. Is it so people can filter your shitposting?
and before you go on and say "lelelelel doteoilet fan btfo", I'm not a detoilet fan.
>>56768809
Prove you aren't.
>>56768975
I believe your people call it dinner.
>>56768982
>>56768937
>>56768912
>>56768942
>>56769021
This glorious shit posting. Love it when a fan base get's REKT.
GET FUKT WONGS.
>>56769036
put your trip back on anaheim spic
>>56769021
>this autism cannot be controlled
beaner pls
>>56769008
I've been away for a while but I'm a Flyers fan
i understand the confusion though
Wow what a night lmao
I created a meme so I guess I have to retire on top. Time to bounce
My trip is ##tfwkingsfanswillnevereverbewhite
for those who want to carry on the legacy
>>56769055
someone has to test it
>>56768931
>Hes a top 10 goalie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw your threads are never shit because there's minimal autism
>>56769085
let me guess you're a smelly Kings beaner lel
>>56768931
I'm a Wings fan. Shut the fuck up you fucking retard. He's 21st on the Goalie list.
>>56769094
No. I just filter 90% of the trips on /hoc/ because almost none of them have anything to say worth listening to. They're all fucking retards.
>>56768995
Hey that's my OC
Sweet.
>>56769085
>hating funposting
I bet you hide Finnish posts too
>>56769094
everything is a beaner or a kings fan in your spic brain.
>>56769046
>he's mad he got btfo by getzlaf on the ice and on a laotian jpg forum.
Deal with it.
>>56769109
>Actually wanting to read the posts that are nothing but verbal diarrhea from people like Kippers
Jimmy Howard is the best goalie in the Red Wings organization right now, but I'm starting to doubt that that's gonna be true in like, a year.
>>56769121
>wanting actual hockey discussion
*tips fedora*
>>56769127
Confirmed first round exit
>>56769100
>leading by two and getting cucked by the boi pussies
>dead wongs
>>56769149
>Howard shitting the bed yet again
>Especially when the Offense is finally clicking
There's a reason he has 17 wins in 38 games. With 37 starts.
Shoulda kept Mzarek you faggots. I picked him up in fantasy and it finally fixed my shitty goalie situation. Red Wings a shit. I bet Holland told Babcock to use Howard instead.
Can't wait for Babcock to leave that dying frachise.
>>56769163
>There's a reason he has 17 wins in 38 games. With 37 starts.
Because the Wings completely stopped scoring in front of him for a while?
Howard had a bad game and hasn't looked good since he came back save for a couple games, but don't oversell it. He's been very good this year on the whole, he was named an All-Star for a reason.
Howard is anti-clutch and someone i do not have faith in in the postseason. Mrazek is ready for NHL.
>>56769163
Yeah, and that reason is that the wings have too many soft players who don't clear the net.
holy shit the rod wangs lost
>>56769211
i had no idea
>>56769207
Pretty much this; all 3 goals were caused off crashing the net or commotion in front of the net.
Howard gave up some less than optimal rebounds though.
>>56769218
I don`t even remember the last time the Canucks played against the Flyers.
Looking forward to the next game.
>only having 4 Canadians and 9 north americans on their roster
no wonder the wings get btfo in the big game so often, no heart
>>56769263
Nigger, our euros have more heart than fifty of your hick-ass nova scotia farm boys.
>>56769244
same here, they're always fun as shit
>>56769298
>nova scotians
there's your problem.
try signing more good old Kingston kids
>>56769298
Shut the fuck up you racist.
Use soap.
>>56769355
The hell kinda name is Soap?
Perry looks so fucking slow and unmotivated right now, he can't protect the puck worth a shit, and he's pretty much a turd right now.
Dunno if he just wants to be back on a line with Getz or if he's still not recovered completely.
>>56769382
A bit of both, IMO.
>>56769114
>btfo
>by getzlaff
Pane of glass
Go Kings!!!
>>56764628
Canucks had the colours first
>>56767224
Yes
Flying the flag of grief and mourning.
It's ogre.
Flames about to embark on a ridiculously long East Coast slog. Their record against the Eastern is beyond horrid, yet for some reason have been strong against their own division. Whatever, it's ogre. Every game is a must win now, but let's be honest, that's impossibru; the Kongs and using magic Mexican Jumping Beans injected in their arms between periods, the Derks are cruising out of boredom. The Shorks are going to go apeshit any second now, and the Cantpucks can't lose. The Mild aren't mild at all, they're Wild.
Only hope is that Matt Stajan finally has a kid (sad about the miscarriage last year, that was painful). Poirier will probably be spending next year in the AHL again, and then bolt because he isn't being called up when he really ought to, meanwhile he's seeing Gaudreau, Monahan and Bennett - guys his own age - have fun in the big boys rink. Meanwhile Kipprusoff is probably smoking in an icefishing house somewhere listening to the Flames broadcast on the radio and thinking "I need more Vodka."
Ogre.jpg
>>56769825
Your sacrifice will not be in vain
>>56769825
good night sweet prince
>>56769916
>sacrifice
That word implies you have given up something of value.
>Flames
>Rags
>rags
Daily reminder that the Ducks are the worst playoff team in the West.
>Gook
>Hates the duck
ok there ching chong king kongs fan
>>56770799
Its okay to be jealous of successful teams, laffsbro
Good morning
>>56771400
hyvää huomenta
>rags
>>56771418
Its still night in north america, hows your day been, canada friend?
>>56771557
It's 5:18 here in weinerpeg, I've been shitting the bed at hearthstone all night. Sleep soon.
>tfw jets probably losing tonight
>>56771577
>memestone
That game is good if you're relaxing I guess. Starcraft is where it's at.
>>56771625
Memecraft is too stressful, after work I don't even feel like playing DotA.
>>56771645
It's probably the most difficult game I've ever played. And it's so intense. I fucking love it.
And that's understandable I guess. I didn't really like dota. Too slow for me
>>56770799
>call kings fans mexicans
>posts a picture of a kings player who is definitely not a mexican hoisting a bean burrito
>canadian education system
>early morning hoc
>>56771836
You can tell by the smell
Just like I can tell you're a stinky smelly beaner because your posts reek of bean burritos and manual labour
R8 me, hoc
>>56772099
4/10 Aaron Ekblad's is the best I can give you I'm afraid.
>>56771836
>>56771836
Made it even better just for you :_)
>>56772099
8/10 hair. 5/10 face 2/10 facial hair. Won't even touch the clothes
>>56772099
You look incredibly generic.
>>56772196
Well I do want to fit in
>>56772099
Lose 25 pounds
Get rid of that gay facial hair and grow some stubble
Stop making gay faces
There you're a 7/10
ez
Hello right now im in class and i would like a pro scout to give me a report on Barkov since i cant access my pro scout files.
>>56772248
I'm not him but I am a scout for the Belleville Bulls
According to the secret scout website barkov is the biggest bust since Stefan
>>56772099
You look like a deleted file
>tfw lifelong kings fan here all disappeared near me
At least they had some originality and sometimes they were actually funny.
>>56772324
Thanks thats pretty much what ive heard all over
>>56772375
>being up at 5 am just to shitpost
>>56772410
Must be finnish
>>56772099
Pane of glass/10
>>56772442
Just read that thread
People actually think datsyuk or zetterberg are better than GOATslaf?
>>56772442
>>56772348
>>56772236
someone repost pls the janny deleted it and I wanna see
Wings should trade Howard for some all star defensemen and wait out rest of the season for Mrazek to become Hasek-tier
>>56772442
Never 5get
Can someone explain pane of glass to me
>>56772493
its a meme
>>56772493
No problem friend, everyone feel free to post this anytime anyone mentions the Mexican Cucks.
>>56772410
I'm at work
>>56772513
But getzlaf is better than datsyuk
I don't understand this maymay
>>56772527
haha, good one canada!
>>56772519
>working overnight
wow your boss lets you shitpost while you mow his lawn? how sweet
>>56769825
;_;
m-maybe you'll win the lottery
>>56772535
Getzlaf 58 points
Datsyuk 49 points
In what world is datsyuk better
He didn't even have a better peak than getzlaf
>>56772556
Datsyuk is better defensively and is a god damn puck wizard
>>56772556
Getzlaf: 1 PPG
Datsyuk: 1.04 PPG
Getzlaf BTFO. He's also a faggot, Datsyuk is not.
>>56772589
A lot of good being a 'puck wizard' is doing him
>>56772605
>h-he was injured
Not an excuse
Maybe if he joined a women's rec league they wouldn't be so rough and he could put up numbers like goatslaf
>>56772624
How do you mean? His team is doing great and while his points might not be there he is getting older
>>56772671
The point isn't that datsyuk is shit
The point is that he's not as good as getzlaf
Is datsyuk elite?
Yes
Is he as good as getzlaf?
No
So it's basically written in stone by this point that Parise is better than any forward on a Canadian team, right?
>>56772720
Mate c'mon, Parise is fucking good. but he's not elite yet.
He does have more passion than anyone else though
>>56772720
Wow another meme
Parise is fucking shit m8 must have to do with being raised in america
Is Jiri Huddler white?
>>56772739
It's cause his dad was Canadian
>>56772375
>lifelong kings fans on /hoc/
wow i didnt knew 3 year old babies post here
>>56772538
He lets me fuck your mom while I mow his lawn as well
>>56772779
Not really thats where all the talent comes from
>>56772720
Sedins
Patches
Hall
>>56772720
Shut the fuck up fatster of chubs you bent dick pedophile
>SMG hasn't paid denbts
The ride really is never-ending, isn't it?
daily reminder that Connor mcdavid is a living, breathing meme
Please make offers on behalf of your team on these players
Phil 'the cookie shill' kessel
Daniel Winnick
Phaneuf
Tyler Bozak
Joffrey Lupul
>>56772834
>not because he attended Shattuck
Top lel
>>56773076
Phaneuf for Higgins and a 20$ Tim hortons card
what is this >pane of glass thing?
>>56773086
Done i would have taken a box of donuts tho
>>56773098
Its a new meme friend
>>56773111
hahaha is there nothing more delicious than seeing tripfags getting btfo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49wB6vU2VMk
Is this white?
>>56773134
How about seeing ANOTHER finnish prospect be a bust :^)
>>56773111
TOP KEK
>>56773111
Getzlaf is better than Datsyuk though?
>>56773136
damn why did Karalahti destroyed his own career, would have been finnish Weber. Only meaner.
>>56773163
Peak datsyuk > peak getzlaf
>>56773163
>this damage control
hahahaah, nope
>mfw people legitimately think getzlaff is better than wizard
>that feel when someone has taken over your schtick of calling every finn a bust
Godspeed sir
>>56773172
Well obviously but not anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtndDd18Dhs
>U5A
>>56773178
Thats me friend
I want you to know that it’s our time
You and me bleed the same light
I want you to know that I’m all yours
You and me run the same course
>>56773212
>finngolians
>>56773191
>quick
>product of LA's defense
pick two and only two
>>56773247
That's what everyone says about Rask faggot.
>>56773287
Whats your point rask is getting fucking exposed this season
>>56773287
>this damage control
the same Rask who shut down U5A behind train wreck defense? HAHAHHAHA
>>56773111
and Detoilet still lost LEL
as a Finnish Canadian, does /hoc/ & /sp/ think I am the king of shit posting?
>>56773301
He's been pretty awful, .920 sv% instead of his career average of .927. Kek, his current season is better than 95% of other starter's career save percentages.
>>56773359
Are you jake virtanen?
>r*gs
>>56773359
no canadians are shit at shiposting
>>56773359
hi, Jake shouldn't you be training so you don't become bust?
Quick is the reason we didn't medal in the olympics
>>56773359
can you speak suomi?
Wow the Habs just traded for a nigger what the fuck is wrong with Bergevin?
>>56773359
Canadians don't shitpost, though, they just get angry, especially when you remind them that no Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup since the 90s, and has basically been getting BTFO by the US since 1812.
>>56773424
He thought it was subban lel
>>56773424
Who's more racist, Habs or Bruins fans?
>>56773440
Bruins fans.
>>56773440
Habs fans, Bruins have Malcolm Subban
>Habs
>>56773402
And water is wet
>>56773440
>mfw the habs just saw this post
>mfw they quickly scrambled together a trade to grab the blackest player in the NHL
>>56773455
On twitter maybe, IRL Quebecois are racist as fuck.
>>56773581
We both know you've never been to Quebec, so your opinion on the subject is irrelevant.
>>56773614
>Quebec border 30 minutes from my house
Sure I have, everyone knows Quebec is racist. Definitely worse than Boston.
>>56773629
Ah, well if everyone knows it, it must be true, thanks for your input.
>>56773402
Team USA is the reason Quick didn't win a medal
Tfw shitposting from ryersons newest terribly designed building
>>56773733
Spencer go mow my lawn you dirty beaner
>>56773733
go back to Mexico spic
>>56773629
>quebec 30 mins away
Where you at Anon? I promise I wont rape you.
>>56769382
dude they sit around a pool all day drinking beer....
>>56773803
Vermont, we get tons of those quebeckers here on the weekends, nice enough people, but probably racist, which is fine with me.
>>56773754
>>56773788
>USA gets shut out
>Blame the goalie who let in 1 (one) goal
I'm no expert but you sound like haters
>>56773823
Yeah I hang out in Lake Placid alot and those frogs are always on the trails wearing neon everything. We always say hi to each other so they seem nice, but they start talking french to each other as they walk away.
Probably bants.
>>56773874
you forgot the game where in let in 5 Paco
Ben Bishop's new mask glows in the dark.
P. Cool
>>56773917
For what purpose?
>>56773917
that's...pretty useless but the design on its own looks nice as well imo
>>56773916
Who gives a fuck about bronze, if you ain't first you're last.
>>56773928
Might look cool during pregame intros if Tampa had any fans
>>56773890
I've never understood why they look like they're skiing in 1991. In Lake Placid they're better than all the faggots from Jersey, Rockland County and Westchester.
