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News

>rags

>1980

>u5a

>qu1ck

>1812

>9-1

>7-4

>6allas
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First for leafs
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Is Ben Scrivens elite?
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jets are elite
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> rags
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>>56761930
You forgot
>laffs
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The Bell Centre has the best goal song.
Prove me wrong.
Oh wait, you can't.
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>>56761883
>>56761919
>people hate Boston and/or Toronto that much that they'll bandwagon a team with 24 Cups
it's just weird to me.

what has Toronto even done other than just being shit for decades?
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>>56762034
>laffs

Is implied
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>>56762000
scrivens is elite, he'd have a +.925 sv% right now if he was'nt on the oilers
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Is Max Meyer elite?
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>>56761911
what about
>franzen

LOL

>gets injured
>wings start dominating
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>>56762084
They have to seriously think about just waiving his ass when he gets healthy, right?
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>>56762081
Elite at being a faggot
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>>56761977
kings fans will do anything for an extra peso
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>>56762048
All their shitty players/coaches are constantly talked up as the best in the league

>eakins
>phaneuf
>Bozak
>Kessel
>sundin
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>>56761930
Why do we let autistic faggots like OP make threads again?

He's clearly obsessed and in need of serious mental assistance.

Seek help, faggot.
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>tfw your team will always be based as fuck
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>>56762114
>nazem jihadri
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>>56762120
No one cares what you think purple finland
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Guys, I figured out how the Hawks could make up for giving the Broons 2 points. They are going to lose to the Kitties twice in a row this week. It'll fix everything.
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>>56762106
>he has pictures of tripfags on his computer's hard drive
can you pinpoint the moment your life went off the rails?
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>>56762048
Speaking personally, I hate them because they have no reason to be as fucking awful as they are, but they keep making inexplicably retarded moves.

>Sign Clarkson for five years
>Buyout Mikhail Grabovski
>Trade for Bernie when you have Reimer
Just, fucking why to all of that. Burke put together a legitimately good team that just needed a couple more holes filled in after 2013 and Nonis went full fucking retard on it.

Why did Burke even get fired in the first place?
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>>56762099
give his salary to babcock

isnt he on like 4 mil a year?
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>>56762166
That's clearly on my phone needle dick
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>>56762180
burke was a convenient scapegoat
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>>56762121
This faggot scored a GWG on my team like a week ago and I still love him and his stupid turtle necks.

God dammit, Habs, why can't I hate you.
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>>56762227
that's even sadder
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>>56762106
>he thinks handegg is better than dive grass
Lmao get a load of this guy
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>>56762180
>>Sign Clarkson for five years

7 years
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>>56762269
both of them are shit imo
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>>56762250
cuz you're a cuck
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>>56762269
He also likes to drink hot chocolate with little girls, has a hot cousin and his mom looks like a crackwhore
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>>56762273
Jesus Christ, really?
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Haha, time for Red Wings hockey today. Last game against Dallas was based.
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Who /optomistic/ here?
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>>56762286
Dive grass is still miles better than advertise ball
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>>56762259
back to reddit, friend
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>>56762273
>7 years
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>>56762316
But that's wrong, tho
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>>56762250
because you're a cuck for success

i bet you suck Yankee Laker and Steeler cock too
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>>56762334
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>>56762316
'no'
football is at least exciting because of how crazy american fans get with it. 9/10 soccer games have dead crowds, insanely obvious diving, and end in a tie
honesty i have no clue how anyone could watch that sport
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>>56762350
lol no the Steelers can suck a cock and my team regularly makes the Yankees their pinstriped bitches.
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>>56762387
Lmao what football games are you watching where there are dead crowds??
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>>56762398
>football
yeah you're on a proxy
get out yuroslurp scum
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>>56762422
Nope. Obviously you don't watch proper football matches. Or any professional ones at all. They literal all have tifos
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>>56761930
>1993
>1982
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>>56762387
>hurr the fans get into it
gauging how good a sport should not rely on external factors like the fans excitedness

if slapping dicks around was a sport and fans got super into it, would it still be good?
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>Penguins fans actually do this
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>>56762510
CUCK
U
C
K
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>>56762507
>adding "hurr" to an argument invalidates it
cool can i try?
>hurr the crowd's level of excitement doesn't matter hurr
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>>56762510
That kid is gonna get the shit beat out of him so much.
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>>56762507
aka swedish fencing?
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>>56762573
More like become the next Goatzky.

His parents will probably have him on skates at months
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>>56762446
at least you admit your sport is plagued by divers and slow as fuck play. boring as fuck sport. zero action whatsoever
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>>56762510
that guy probably doesn't even live near pittsburgh, lel
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>>56762597
The only thing exciting about soccer is the crowd
Those yuros light eachother on fire and jump around all game to combat the boredom
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Trades you want/hope happen next week?

Trades you don't want to happen next week?
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>>56762670
Phil kessel to florida for >bustk0v
Phaneuf anywhere with half his contract kept
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>>56762510

cant they just give him the players first name or something

that sounds so fucking dumb
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>>56762847
I'd buy it
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FRIENDLY REMINDER
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>>56762887
Don't forget to post one when the mild and jest jump them in the standings
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>>56762887
>Bruins
>based
Pick one
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>>56762887
but the Blackcocks will at least make the playoffs LEL
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>>56762887
>Bombston Ruins
>based
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>>56762887
>They actually think beating the Hawks means they'll make the playoffs.
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>>56762887
>Bombston
>playoffs
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>>56763028
3 points ahead of the panthlels, and we're going to destroy the can'tpucks tomorrow
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>>56763073
>WE
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>>56763049
>>56763028
>>56762983
>>56762947
>>56762938
>mfw so many people are mad at the broons
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>73 posts in
>no rags
I'm disappointed in you, /hoc/.
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WHY
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wings gonna BTFO ducks
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>>56763152
>Throwback night
Are the Cantpucks playing that night?
Because I want to know if they'll be wearing these GOAT jerseys again.
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>>56763116
Friendly reminder your team isnt even remotely likable, they are 85% no talent goons, they use muh physical play as a lame excuse, and all the fans are retarded drunks who will scream nigger when they lose to the habs. Oh, and the city is so beta that the whole place shut down and everybody cowered in their bathtubs when two neckbeard chechens made a shit tier bomb and ran away.
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>>56763251

Bergy is p cool
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>>56763152
Those are miles better than what they have now.
8/10 would wear.
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>>56763270
>>56763251
And so is Lucic, and Rask, and Pasta, and Krug, and Chara, and everyone on the team tbh.
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>>56763316
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>>56763316
>lucic
>chara
>likeable
Well now I know you are trying to ruse me.
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>>56763316
>Chara
>Likeable
No.
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WHO IS THE BIGGER BUST????

McMeme or Poopjarvi

Teravainen or Barkov

Subban or Subban

Kessel or Seguin

Kassian or Hodgson

Johnson or Stewart

Sutters down syndrome son or Sutter

Bonus round: bigger hit?

Stevens on Lindros or Voynov on Girlfriend
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>>56763316
>lucic
Talentless goon who can't even pretend to be tough since he got BTFO
also a garbage human being
>rask
Autismal faggot who gets asspained when he loses and chimps out
>chara
Dirty size babby who is essentially a beer league player now because he's 700 years old
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Aaron Portzline
@Aportzline
Heard from two different sources tonight that #CBJ are shopping D James Wisniewski around the #NHL, trying to move before Monday's deadline.
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>>56763505

>Poop

>Teravinen

>Malcolm

>Neither even tho Kessel is a Laff

>Hodgson

>Stewart sucks dick

>Kongs

>Stevens because theres no vid
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>>56763505
Poopjarvi
Bustkov
Subban
kessel
Hodgson
Johnson
Sutters son
Lindros
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>>56762555
my baby dick invalidates your mom's poopchute on the reg you ban evading faggot
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Looking forward to the Wings/Ducks thread.

Fuck, I miss seeing the Wings play teams in the West.
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>>56763682

They've only lost two games to the west in regulation lel. They still own that conference.
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>>56763505

PoopenJarvi, Bustkov & Terriblevainen
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Detoilet is going to get BTFO
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>>56763505
Poop
Bustkov
Subban
Kessel
Hodgson
dont care
Sutter
Seans dad on seans mom
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>Nobody ever talked about or mentioned Detroit last year
>People won't stop this year

Why? Pls go. I want to go back to the comfy game threads
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>>56763707

>implying they don't get rekt by the Shorks in the SC
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>>56763515
>not liking based angry goalies like hextall
fucking faggot
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>>56763753
what
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>>56763785
>Liking players on Philthadelphia teams
Back to the shack with you.
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>>56763753
That's because last year half the team was injured and everyone knew they weren't going far in the playoffs, supposing they made it at all. Now they're healthy and looking pretty good.
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>>56763809
>you now remember WSGS
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>>56763753

>implying detoilet has any fans

>>56763785

>Liking when systems babbys like Rask & Quick break sticks in temper tantrums

kill yourself
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>>56763505
Mcmeme
Barkov
'tender subban
Kessel
Hodgson
Babby Sutter
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Hello, am I still banned? Test.
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>>56763753
everyone is always talking about detroit, friend. they are universally respected by anyone who knows anything about hockey.
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>>56763842

our sports bar out here in NJ has plenty of wings fans during their games.
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>>56763841
>you now remember OWG blowing WSGS the fuck out so hard he stopped tripfagging after that day
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http://www.sportslogos.net/uniforms_nhl/list_by_jersey/201528_7/Toronto_Maple_Leafs_2015_Road_Jersey_Stats/

Leafs are 0-15 wearing White this year lel
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>>56763869
:^)
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>>56763842
There are Wings fans literally everywhere. Hell, their road games are packed with Wings fans. The games at Dallas and Tampa were half Wings fans.
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>>56763885
that was the GOAT thread
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>>56763885

ho lee fuck that pic is top kek
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http://www.pogo.com/friend/join.do?sn=RawnPawl

Let's play monopoly guys. It's the perfect game, that combines skill, luck, and negotiation.
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First for

>capitals
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>>56763824
>the finals aren't unlikely
Some wongs faggot last year
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>>56763132
Because the Rangers are actually good
>inb4 memes
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http://www.thefourthperiod.com/trade_deadline/top25/index.html

Thoughts on this list?
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>>56763955

Tongue tickle my ballsack ad whore.
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>>56763978

That was me, they aren't :^)
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>>56763955
>have to sign up
sorry Zucc not happening
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>>56764027

No e-mail verification needed, Mättilÿkko.
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>>56764003
>Phanoof in the top 5
For what purpose
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>>56764021
Lel
Did you miss the part where I said last year (where they got swept in the first round)
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>>56764003
the wings better get a top D-man* or i'm going to personally fire Holland.

*not phaneuf
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>mfw the Devlels make the playoffs
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>>56764072

They won a game retard.
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>>56764003
Vermette is overrated
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>>56764088
hi newfriend
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>>56764072
>swept

also the finals are never unlikely for a team like the detroit. it's not like they are canadian team where there is a good chance they don't even make the playoffs. lel.
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>>56764106

>swept in the first round

That's not the same as saying swept in five or six you enormous faggot. You just straight up implied they were actually swept.
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>>56764013

Closest you'll get broder.
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>>56764147
What the fuck
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>>56764147

Why is Europe so fucking gay. Finland does the same shit. Fucking faggots.
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>>56764147
yer really fixin to get banned again m8
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>>56764106
>canada in charge of hockey

literally worse than binland
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>>56764147
disgusting
and to think i was actually going to play monopoly with you. for shame.
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>>56764079

Who would you want?

personal i'm liking larrson and perhaps yandel.
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>>56764122
>finals are never unlikely
Top heh
>>56764136
Welcome to /hoc/
It's one of our maymays to say a team was swept when they werent
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>>56764147
Finland proxy pls
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>>56764174
Not him, but Yandel would be great. Deserves a better team than the Yotes, too.
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>>56764174
Larrson for sure for cheap, Yandle would be cool. I want to dump Jurco and some of our shitty d-men for something good.

>>56764203
embarrassing
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>>56764224
Can't believe oel still plays for dessertzona.
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WONGS DUCKS THREAD FOR EVERYBODY

DUCKS FANS PLEASE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>56764231
>>56764231
>>56764231
>>56764231
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>>56764254

>Jurco, Kindl, and a pick for Larrson

Mite b cool
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>>56764003
Is O'Reilly even going to get traded?

Who would take on that situation by giving away players instead of just talking to him when he's UFA?
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>>56764316

Depends on if a playoff team wants him for the push.
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>>56762316
>being a cuck
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>>56764304

id be fine with this, do you think any of our farm time though instead of jurco?
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daily reminder there will never be a greater franchise than the detroit red wings in any sport
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>>56764406
nah, he's already shown he can't play in the NHL. wings don't need about bottom 6 that does nothing.
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>>56764336
Only the Panthers on that list are a probable playoff team.

The rest are rebuilding as far as I know.
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>>56764424
>Montreal
>Yankees
>Manu
>patriots
>bulls
>Jeff Gordon
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>>56764424
Detoilet niggers, everybody.
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>>56763199
Oh God please let this happen
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>>56764469
none of those compare to the late 90s, early 00s wings

>>56764497
sorry about your team m8
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>>56764514
The current Nucks jerseys suck.
>Using the Whalers color scheme
>Having the shittiest looking logo ever
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>>56764448

fair enough, do you think more time down in GR would do anything or sell him and jump ship?
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Broons likely won't exist as a franchise in another ten years
First of all the Bruins are a washed up legacy of the Orr years, a husk of a franchise that will never win another Stan Lee Bowl
Chara needs a fucking cane to walk and is senile
Franchise is barely able to sustain itself almost entirely on bandwagon pseudofans. Dresses a team of talentless bruisers because no one in Boston goes to games to see anything other than "muh fights"
Rape scandals high up in Bruins management that've been attempted to be covered up
Literally the only reason they won a Stan Lee Bowl was because Bettman is a cuckolding faggot that let Chara Fuck his wife while he pulled his millimeter peter
Chara the self proclaimed face of the former franchise started playing hockey when he was 28 because he saw his cousins KHL paycheck for "Playing a boys game"
Has gone on to say he would NEVER watch hockey in his free time
Also hardly speaks a lick of English after sitting in his Boston estate for almost 10 years
Then there's Tuuka "Posts videos online of beating his wife" Rask
Evidence of the Broons owner being a dominant figure in the lucrative child trade industry
Self admitted pedophile
Serves as a solid foundation for the Broons organization's core beliefs and values
Claude Fucking Julien admitted to exchanging sex with ice girls in order to let the meet the players
Kiked his way into the organization with ties in the child trade industry and no prior coaching experience other than a scandal that was uncovered last year involving a bantam boys team
All of which have conveniently gone missing
Who could forget Brad "Love isn't bound to Age" Marchand
Patrice "What's so bad about working on a plantation" Bergeron
David "If I was in it for the fans would I be wearing a watch that cost more than your fucking house?" Krejci
Milan "My kids? My pride is my ring that you've been eyeing since this interview started, yeah you can touch it" Lucic
How can anyone support such a shit franchise?
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>>56764497

Pick me a better franchise? thats right you can not!
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>>56764716

Penguins.
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>>56764716
Habs
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>>56764716
Islanders.
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>>56764771
>>56764779
>>56764785
Leafs

see, I can post random shitty teams too!
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>>56764802
The habs have more cups
Better peak
Better team today
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>>56764802
The Islanders in the early 80s were literally one of the greatest teams assembled
They are the only team that ever defeated the Gretzky led Oilers in the SCF
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>>56764839
>better team today
i didn't realize the goalie encompassed the whole team
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>>56764612
sorry about your dad leaving you m8
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>>56764839
Yeah it's really hard to get cups when you had the 1st overall pick every year isn't it.
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>>56764980
>this ass devistation
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>>56764870
>laffs fans still legitimately think their roster is better than montreal's

holy fucking kek
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Adjusted standings:

1. Anaheim 36-24 (.600)
2. Vancouver 33-26 (.559)
3. Los Angeles 31-27 (.534)
4. Calgary 31.5-29.5 (.525)
5. San Jose 31.5-29.5 (.516)
6. Arizona 20.5-39.5 (.342)
7. Edmonton 16.5-44.5 (.270)

1. Nashville 39.5-20.5 (.658)
2. St. Louis 35.5-23.5 (.602)
3. Chicago 33.5-26.5 (.558)
4. Minnesota 31-28 (.525)
5. Winnipeg 29-32 (.475)
6. Dallas 27-33 (.450)
7. Colorado 24.5-35.5 (.408)

1. Detroit 35.5-21.5 (.623)
2. Tampa Bay 38-24 (.613)
3. Montreal 36-23 (.610)
4. Boston 31-28 (.525)
5. Florida 27-32 (.458)
6. Ottawa 25-32 (.439)
7. Toronto 24-36 (.400)
8. Buffalo 15-45 (.250)

1. NY Rangers 37-21 (.638)
2. NY Islanders 36.5-24.5 (.598)
3. Pittsburgh 35-25 (.583)
4. Washington 33.5-27.5 (.549)
5. Philadelphia 28-32 (.467)
6. New Jersey 26-34 (.433)
7. Columbus 25-33 (.431)
8. Carolina 22.5-35.5 (.388)
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>>56765092
Pre-expansion Cup victories are worth about as much as pre-Super Bowl NFL championships.
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>>56765128
>Buffalo has a ROW of 10
>7 of their 17 total wins are from shootouts

holy fucking shit
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>>56765133
>We were the king out of six entire teams!!
>an NL Central division title was literally the equivalent of that before the Astros switched leagues
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>>56765133
They have more of those than the wongs too
;^)
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>>56765133
They're worth less than pre-Super Bowl NFL championships.

At least the NFL had a decent amount of teams on its own. Pre-expansion NHL was 6 teams.
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>>56765092
>Completely legit I Swear!

http://www.eliteprospects.com/draft.php?year=1969
http://www.eliteprospects.com/draft.php?year=1968
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>>56764980
>mfw frank selke and sam pollock repeatedly trade-raping everyone

oh man, those were the days. GMs around the league are on average less retarded these days
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>>56765128
Montreal confirmed for shootout babbies

Wongs confirmed for shittiest shootouts and therefore guaranteed Stanley Cup victory
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>>56765279
lel
All those great players they drafted no wonder they won so many stan lee cups
>getting this upset that detoilet is outclassed in every single way by les habitants
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>>56765279
>being this retarded

literally the only relevant player out of these picks was rejean houle and then again he did even get to fucking 200 goals. Stay obsessed about the habs and the glorious history though.
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>>56765279
>b-but they drafted a guy with 100 less goals than scott hartnell!

u fucking wot m8, you could've at least posted the lafleur draft
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detoilet getting BTFO harder than the wings did in the playoffs last year lol
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>>56765520
it's 0-0 still faggot, nobody is getting "BTFO"
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>>56765850
I was referring to the idiot detoilet homer that just got his shit rekd in here
But thanks for proving he isn't the only detoilet fag who is a retard
;^)
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>>56765391
>>56765400
>>56765462
Trolled
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>>56765890
jokes on you, i'm a buffalel fan
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>>56764708
This makes for a good pasta.

>the ruins thought they'd be eternally relevant
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>>56765915
>Buffalo fan
Nah, the joke is squarely on you, buddy
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>mfw not a single Canadian team makes the playoffs
>inb4 "b-buh Quebecois are Canadians anon"
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>finnish "cuisine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

what a disgusting country
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>>56765993
But what about the Jests
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>>56765971
You won't be saying that when we have the greatest center core of all-time
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>>56766079
Trending into the dumpster where they belong, just like the Flimflams and the Cantpucks after Millers' injury.
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>>56766018
Teemu's really let himself go
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Calgary and San Jorge are out of a playoff spot.
I repeat flamers and forks are out of the playoffs as we speak
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>>56766018
What am I looking at? Is that cheese?
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>>56766239
those western wild card spots are gonna have some good battle near the end of the season.
fucking stoked
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>>56766239
>yfw Jumbo Joe is traded to an Eastern contender
>yfw Subban hands him the Cup
>yfw tears roll down his face and he look at the camera and just says "mom... I did it... I did it mom"

>yfw you realized you doubted him
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>>56766286
Hold onto your fucking butts.
Were all aboard bettmans wild ride and it never ends
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>>56766286
The east is terribly boring this year, bombston's implosion aside.
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>>56766402
Could the devlels make a run?
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Eastern Conference playoffs have a chance to be GOAT if everything matches up correctly

Possibly:
Islanders vs. Rags -- Subway Series

Capitals vs. Penguins -- Ovi / Crosby round 2

Bruins vs. Habs -- Self - explanatory

Wings vs. Bolts -- Yzerman's new team vs. his old one
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>>56766651
>Islanders vs. Rags -- Subway Series
>Calling it a subway series
>New York Subway does not run to Long Island
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>>56766402
>not rooting for the kitties to make it
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>>56766651
>Isles - Rags
One team built for the playoffs another team with no playoff experience. Shouldn't be that great.
>Caps - Pens
Should be good now that the Caps have a defense. Flelry could implode like always though.
>Habs - Bruins
Bruins are the Habs' bitch
>Wings - Bolts
Should be a good hockey matchup, but I hate the Bolts.
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>>56766666
You know what I mean asshole

Nice quints tho
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>>56766692
All is forgiven.
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>The Toronto Maple Leafs are 0-15 when wearing their White Jerseys this season

>The Culturally enriched city of Toronto

http://www.sportslogos.net/uniforms_nhl/list_by_jersey/201528_7/Toronto_Maple_Leafs_2015_Road_Jersey_Stats/
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>>56766739
aka they are bad on the road, but let's bring race into it LEL
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>>56766761
Stay mad Paki
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>>56766761
Sean pls go
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>>56766793
>>56766804
>imbyling i'm that mudslime faggot
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>Anaheim tripfag calls Datsyuk a "pane of glass"
>Datsyuk scores just a few minutes later

Kek
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>>56767012
I have Dats and Kesler on my fantasy team.

Loving
Every
Laugh
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>>56767012
people actually believe Datsyuk doesn't have the best hands in the game
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>claude Jewyin scares away every decent scorer we have
>not his fault we cant manage to get the puck out of our zone 90% of the game
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>Ducks trip shit posting
>BTFO immediately by the entire thead

My fucking sides

>>56767038

MacK is a pretty good contender, or probably will be anyways.
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>>56767057
I hope you don't mean Mackinnon.

The only people who come close to the Syuk are Kane and Kovalev
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DUCKS TRIP BLOWN THE EVERLIVING FUCK OUT.

>GETLAF BETTER THAN PAVEL
>PANE OF GLASS
>2-0
>BOTH GOALS DATSYUK

HAHAHA FAGGOT. ENJOY THAT PAPER TIGER.
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>>56767057
he's good
but his teammate in junior, Drouin had better hands than him IMO
I've had people tell me Kane is the undisputed hands champ
I kek everytime
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>>56767097

I dunno man. He has a lot of potential. Kid is only 19. Gotta give him a few more years before you discredit him.
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>calls Datsyuk shit
>Datsyuk scores two goals
>a pane of glass
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LGTSS

>Datsyuk
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>>56767130
He's an animal no doubt, I just don't think he's gonna have the best hands in the game, especially with Eichel and Mcmeme coming up
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>>56765128
Contenders club
1. Prods
2. Rags
3. Wongs
4. Lightning
5. Canadiens
6. Blues
7. Fucks

Almost there. Islanders

9001. Penguins
9002. Canucks
9003. Blackhawks
99999999999999. Sabres
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>>56767164

Are either of those two known for their hands? I haven't followed them at all since my team has no chance at them. All I know is they both score an absolutely disgusting amount of goals, but I don't know if it's from speed, position, or whatever.
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>Ducks tripfag calls Datsyuk shit
>Immediately scores two goals on the Ducks
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>>56767176
Preds will get two rounds and that's it I bet. No experience
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Is Bo Horvat elite?
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>>56767180
Yeah their both ridiculous. But whats most impressive about them is that they are the 2 best prospects on the edges of their skates that I've ever seen
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>>56767180
McDavid has good hands
not exceptional.
There are some highlights on YouTube of him dangling some defensemen, but the OHL also has a lot of scrub dmen.
His main strengths are his speed and IQ

Eichel on the other hand is just a pure power forward, not the best hands, but not bad either
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>>56766685
nobody will cheer for the pussies unless they get Bill
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wings confirmed for cup
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>>56767038
There are a few players with better or as good hands than Datsyuk. His skating is what's really impressive, only the guys with figure skating training like Crosby have better edges.
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>This is what Anaslime fans actualyl believe
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>>56767176
>Bruins literally too irrelevant to even put in the 9000's

What a great time to be alive
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>>56767334
Ummm that's probably what's going to happen though?
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>>56767334
holy shit

are any california "fans" not embarrassingly retarded?
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>>56767316
yfw wing win the cup
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>>56767404

East still has a LOT of room for seed shifting.

Also Jets defense and goaltending is better than Analslime's retard.
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>>56767334
>>56767404
>implying the wings aren't going to be btfo by montreal and the lightning aren't going to be btfo by the caps
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>>56766651
wing over bolts
habs over bruins
wings over habs

rags over islanders
caps over pens
caps over rags

wings over caps

wings cup final comfirmed
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>a pane of glass
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>>56767529
>Being a filthy bandwagoner
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>mfw Red Wings fans are so incapable of reading the standings that they can't see they're literally third in our division
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LGTSS
>GOATZLAF
>PANE OF GLASS
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>>56767433
Wongs better look out, a certain Boston-based team is sneaking into the playoffs.
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Where did it all go wrong
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>>56767563
krejci is kill
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>>56767595
Jewnyk
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Lel we need some Datsyuk pane of glass shoops
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>>56767561
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I wish I was a pane of glass
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>>56767561
>A
>PANE
>OF
>GLASS
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