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rio is being a bully
>Rio Ferdinand has hit out at David Moyes’s tactics as Manchester United manager, claiming some of them were “embarrassing”.
>Ferdinand said the players became confused about how Moyes wanted them to play.
>“Moyes’s innovations mostly led to negativity and confusion,”
>He added: “The biggest confusion was over how he wanted us to move the ball forward. Often he told us to play it long. Some players felt they kicked the ball long more than at any time in their career.
>“Sometimes our main tactic was the long, high, diagonal cross. It was embarrassing. In one home game against Fulham we had 81 crosses! I was thinking, why are we doing this? Andy Carroll doesn’t play for us!
>“The whole approach was alien. Other times Moyes wanted lots of passing. He’d say: 'Today I want us to have 600 passes in the game. Last week it was only 400’. Who cares? I’d rather score five goals from 10 passes.”
>Ferdinand, who left United for Queens Park Rangers in the summer, said Moyes brought the “mentality of a small club” to Old Trafford. He revealed one of the first signs of future problems was when Moyes banned the players from their ritual of eating low-fat chips on the night before a game.
>Ferdinand also disclosed his upset at being left out of the United side that played Bayern Munich in the Champions League.
>He said Moyes took the players to a park to practice their set-pieces, which he said was "bizarre"
>"It was amateurish," he said. "I mean, why not just send Bayern an email or a DVD"
>And as they were standing in public, Moyes told Ferdinand he would not be playing as he wanted a bit more pace in defence.
>"It killed me," Ferdinand said. "Inside I wanted to scream and grab him. I'm a team player, so I just had to bite my tongue and stand there. But it was probably the worst single moment I ever had at United.
>"I'd never been dropped for a big game like that - and to drop that on me in front of everybody."
>moyes
>>52365991
>Moyes brought the “mentality of a small club” to Old Trafford. He revealed one of the first signs of future problems was when Moyes banned the players from their ritual of eating low-fat chips on the night before a game.
wow
>van gaal is love, van gaal is life
>moyes
Ferdinand is racist against whites.
>moyes
>>52365991
>>He said Moyes took the players to a park to practice their set-pieces, which he said was "bizarre"
wtf
muh low-fat chips
>moyes
>>52365991
>"It killed me," Ferdinand said. "Inside I wanted to scream and grab him. I'm a team player, so I just had to bite my tongue and stand there. But it was probably the worst single moment I ever had at United.
what a fucking babby
>embarrassing
Says the man who just shipped 4 goals to a United every other shit team is raping.
Ferdinand is such a classless cunt.
It can't have killed him, because he's still blabbering to the fucking media every day.
>>52366108
>van gaal is bad, van gaal is lose
>tfw no moyes
Rio is the biggest fucking cunt. I can't believe he's still harping on about that John Terry shit as well. Just retire and fuck off you useless shit.
>mfw he becomes a full time pundit and gets paid to voice is bullshit opinions
Anyone have the suck a dog off for quavers pic but with moyes?
>>52365991
>I'm a team player, so I just had to bite my tongue and stand there
and then tell the press all about it. rio's such a cunt.
>>52365991
What a tosspot.
>>52365991
>embarrassing
>muh chips
twat
top???
>>52367914
>>52367948
Top kek thanks
>>52365991
>>"I'd never been dropped for a big game like that - and to drop that on me in front of everybody."
Feerdishit getting BTFO
tup wew
>Moyes brought the “mentality of a small club” to Old Trafford
And Ferdinand brought the mentality of a racist, backstabbing nigger to Old Trafford.
What a lovely club United is.
Ferdinand is the biggest whiner in football.
>>52366879
retirement is going to hurt him so bad you can almost see the rehab clinic people going green with greed
Rojo > Ferdishit
>>52366802
i can smell a new meme
>>52365991
>The biggest confusion was over how he wanted us to move the ball forward. Often he told us to play it long.
>Rio is so retarded he doesn't know what long means
>saves everton from relegation and gets them a top 4 finish on a shoestring budget
>suddenly he can't manage at all and is useless
The United players didn't like him, you could tell by watching the games, especially Van Persie, with his 'injury'. Moves will do well at Newcastle.
Fucking Rio, Moyes has been the best manager United had in the past 2 seasons.
Ferdinand is such a cunt.
MUH CHIPS
You now realise that dyslexic, drug abusing cunt is going to be regularly on MOTD and other panels for the next 20 years
>In his autobiography '#2Sides', which is being serialised by The Sun, the 35-year-old centre-back revealed the players were confused by mixed messages from Moyes, frustrated by his mentality and angered by changes in routine, such as the chips being taken away.
>He said: "It's not something to go to the barricades over (the chips). But all the lads were p***** off. And guess what happened after Moyes left and Ryan Giggs took over?
>"Moyes has been gone about 20 minutes, we're on the bikes warming up for the first training session and one of the lads says: 'You know what? We've got to get on to Giggsy. We've got to get him to get us our f****** chips back."'
What a bunch of fucking spoiled children.
nigger mad because he got dropped and now plays for the worst team in the prem and will be playing non-league football next season
>>52368508
>muh chips
lmao
>>52368508
lamao what a faggot
>>52368508
>MUH CHIPS
>MUH CHIPS
>>52368508
>Muh Chips
>Moyes
my sides
MUH CHIPS
>>52367897
You know that's gonna happen
>>52368712
If you don't like it, you're a racist
>>52368712
I know, probably on BT since he is already in their ads. Fuck BT.
>>52368508
>they do it for chips
>long balls
>playing in the park
>no chips
If >moyes started feeding them exclusively with pies you'd think he was trying to turn them into a sunday league team
>>52368838
howo do make it so?
>>52368508
>we've gotta get our fucking chips back
>MUH CHIPS
really want some chips now
thanks
Chips confirmed as the food of champions
>Ten years ago I was central defender for Manchester United but now I suck off dogs for low fat chips
>no chips
I really don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
Is >muh chips an new maymay espee?
>>52368508
Wow, this book sounds absolutely riveting. A true literary classic. If these are the preview bits imagine how good the rest is.
>muh chips
Top meme I hope it stays awhile
>mfw a yuro followed dietary regulations near me
get fucked, >moyes
>tfw no chips
>>52368091
Nah Ferdinand is one of those whining cunts that the media love since he'll give them a story. I fully expect him to be shitting up our screens for years.
its a shame because he was actually decent as a pundit at the WC
>>52368981
ebin
i have made an epic picture to commemorate the birth of this meme
save it its all yours
>come in this room
>see no chips
wat do?
>>52369027
Thanks anon :3
>>52369027
Nice!
>>52369035
I'd write a book about it
>>52369035
if no chips, we riot
when were you when chips was die???
I was sat on bike fingering bum when tom rings
chips is die
'no'
And you?????
/r/ing pic of Rio with a sign that says "BEHEAD THOSE THAT TAKE AWAY OUR CHIPS"
Moyes had alternative reasons for banning >muh low fat chips
>>52368917
>>52367897
He's easily top 5 most hateable players. No fucking question. All he ever does is harp on about how hard done by him and his family are. He was on £100kpw before any player I ever heard of and was worth absolutely no where near it. Good defender but not the world class one he always thought/thinks he is. What is it with footballers fucking whinging about innocuous things as well?
>H-h-h-he took muh chips away
>Th-th-th-they didn't buy me a cake for my birthday
You're a fucking multi millionaire. Buy your own fucking chips and cake what difference does it make? It's not like Moyes was following them everywhere on chip patrol making sure they weren't eating them. Fucking arseholes. You notice the pathetic ones like this are always black too? Yaya's a better player than both Messi and Ronaldo the only reason he didn't win the Balloon Door is because of racists oppressing Africans. Ask him, he'll tell you himself.
>>52369105
> Yaya's a better player than both Messi and Ronaldo the only reason he didn't win the Balloon Door is because of racists oppressing Africans. Ask him, he'll tell you himself.
Nasri confirmed it so its true tho.
>>52369105
m8 you can't buy yourself a birthday cake
>allow Chips= win premier leagues,UCLs, FA cups and League cups
>ban chips= finish 7th
Chips confirmed for the best manager in the world
>>52369126
What?
Yesyou can, I buy one every year for myself, buy the candles coloured based on the mood I felt on each month of the year (12 candles every time because I still feel like a child at heart) and cut and eat it alone
>>52369126
>implying most of the basement dwellers on /sp/ don't buy their own birthday cakes
>>52369142
lel
I just realized that "low fat chips" means "low fat fries"
Mind = fucking blown
>>52369139
>>52369105
>It's not like Moyes was following them everywhere on chip patrol making sure they weren't eating them.
Well he certainly wasn't spending his time analysing the opposition and coming up with new tactics. Moyes' hatred of low fat chips is what led to United finishing 7th.
>>52369147
i would just rather not buy one if my mum didn't get me one
i would feel like i don't deserve it
>>52369142
>>52369147
You know why United never gambled on getting the victory
Because they had no chips
>>52369154
lel you thought he meant potato chips
>tfw Anderson was caught eating crisps on a flight during preseason
>>52369142
>>52369182
ayy
>>52369159
Ferguson was merely a figurehead, Mr. Chips was pulling the strings. Moyes went undercover and convinced people that he's a football manager in order to expose the illuminati conspiracy.
The greatest spy of all time.
Rio Ferdinand is mentally a teenager.
>>52369027
those are fries m8
>>52369182
>>52369105
didnt Yaya whine about not getting bday congrats from man city last summer
>>52369196
this
>pic related is the cut off point for chips; any thinner and they're fries
Who /ayy muh chips/ here
He made them practice in the park? Why when they have a multi-million pound training facility at Carrington? Why would you risk the potential injury of a player on unmaintained grassland as opposed to something that's unlikely to do so.
>moyes
is insane
None of these players are even remotely close to "their roots" anymore so attempting to re-establish that link was a fools errand.
>ABUs concentrating on the Chips instead of their saviour Moyes shitty tactics and match preparation
can't wait to hear more of the shit he made the team do
Why are Man U owned by Americans?
Because burgers go great with chips.
did he release this barrage of abuse after getting destroyed by his former club? what a bitter cunt
I've decided that I'm going to have a chippy tea later on
All these choc ices buttblasted by Rio's pure ladness
>>52369234
>>52369234
kek
>>52369196
they're chip stick mush, ill let it slide cos you probably never seen before.
>>52369211
>muh team building exercises
should have let them keep eating chips, obviously.
>>52369245
no they aren't wtf?
Post in this thread if your club has a cut inside man.
Daily reminder that Moyes is a little over a year into his six year deal, so he Manchester United will have to keep paying him for 5 (five) more years. Topkek.
>>52369266
Not a bad way to make a living
>>52369266
Cancellation Fee.
Already been paid.
>>52369266
>you will never quell the low fat chip menace
>you will never be paid for it for 5 years after the mission was completed
>>52369275
>>52369266
That's okay though since he'll never get a top job in football ever again.
Also doesn't Mourinho earn what Moyes entire contract is in a year?
>>52369265
>moyes still in charge
>taking di maria and falcao to the park for "team building"
>>52369275
>second world problems
>>52369275
>>52369290
Second world.
You smart motherfucker.
>>52369275
I would've bought you a fucking cake m8...
>>52368917
top chips
>>52369289
>Moyes still in charge
>Implying any one of them would even join
You mean baines and seamus coleman. With Cleverley still getting games next to Fellaini.
>>52369322
well of course you have to suspend your disbelief somewhat for that scenario to work
>why are we doing this? andy carroll doesn't play for us!
wouldn't mattered much mate lol
MUH
CHIPS
>>52369349
9/10 did save though
>>52368508
>tfw no chips
>>52369349
>This is usually followed by choking and dropping points to stoke
>>52369266
... but that's wholly inaccurate
>>52369349
>>52369349
im ded m8
>>52369105
saved for future RIDF's
fuck ferdinand, keano was on the money a decade ago, fucking cunt
>>52369275
we're here for you bro
fuck man, that feel
>>52365991
Rio can fuck off
Moyes > 'Arry
>>52369349
tip top lel
saved/10
>>52369429
moyes is a top top lad and a good bloke
>>52368028
Him or Sol
>>52369275
You know, she might've been raped by a gang of drunken Polish plumbers and you are the product of that.
So thats why she hates your guts...
>>52369150
This had to be done
>he's a defender
>At Man Utd
>In the Premier League
>he does it for 100,000 pounds a week
>he takes his "nutrtion" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of healthy snack foods he will ever have
>he whines about shit he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he complains about managers he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of low carb food he still has to eat
>he will be a commentator
>he will be richer than you
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides low carb hot chips
>he will have a girlfriend
>he will have friends
>>52369349
nice. 9/10 and saved
is he a triffic lad?
>>52369275
>yfw Luke Shaw didn't get the low-fat chips and doesn't share
>>52369602
looks like a downie here
>>52369602
can someone confirm if all scottish people look like this?
>>52369622
Pretty much
>>52369622
>tfw olive skinned, dark haired scottish master race
>>52369125
but messi won the balon dor
>>52369275
The fuck man, that is terrible.
>>52369072
here you go, anon
>muh chips
>>52369622
the vast majority look like that, probably a bit fatter though
>>52369644
>me too
>tfw I'm probably Sean Connery's illegitimate grandshon
>>52369774
There's a girl here in Manchester who is a friend of my mum, her son is the illegitimate child of Calum Best. Wouldn't surprise me if you were Connery's grandshon.
Celebrity's be having all kinds of illegitimate kids.
>>52369774
>grandshon
>sh
also he's kind of a cunt, switching from celtic to rangers for no good reason
>>52369768
>muh crisps
fixed
>>52369622
Have you not seen Gregory's Girl? Literally every single one of them.
>>52369750
well done
>>52369750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M1372Z1Ldg
>>52369836
>Dat Clare Grogan
>>52366104
muh chips
>>52369829
Chips don't mean crisps in bongland.
>>52368508
The struggle is real.
>>52369909
kek
is this the birth of le epic new meme?
>>52369909
#toplaff
Seems like Rio has a chip on his shoulder.
>>52368508
>In his autobiography '#2Sides'
>#2Sides
>Manchipster United
>>52369027
lol I thought he was talking about crisps. Damn brits and their awful use of the language.
>>52369982
yes
>united win a game
>united put in a good performance
>united's new signings look good
>suddenly all this aggression and hate for united again
haha it's like clockwork
>>52367897
JT never apologised and his mother ended up in hospital with panic attacks after Chelsea fans posted bullets through her front door. I think you'd be a little bitter about it as well. :^)
>>52370167
topkek
>>52370193
United fans are literally worse than Liverpool fans
>>52369825
How is Lorna these days?
>>52370193
Ferdinand is a QPR player though. We're just laughing at him
Why are United fans so fucking sensitive?
>>52370142
This name.
I like it.
They all played badly on purpose and it was obvious from the first month.
10 years in CorelDraw
>>52370392
>crisps
>>52370392
put those are crisps not chips
>>52370425
>>52370430
>>52370437
well I can't bloody put a bag of chips n there can I
anyway this is now an international meme. That's what people think chips is
>>52370441
fucking hell theres always one
>>>/a/
Where were you when Ferdinand didn't get his chips?
>At home cooking McCain microwave low fat chips when >Moyes ring
>low fat chips are kill
>moyes that is racist
>no
>>52370142
There's a chippy in Manchester city centre called Manchipster Plaice. It's facing the printworks.
>>52370430
>>52370437
those are called chips here
>>52370493
#TerribleBantz
>>52370496
the building facing the printworks has been derelict for years and is currently covered in scaffolding
>>52370468
Excuse me?
>>52370430
>>52370437
why can't the english speak english
>>52370516
The other side, near Shude Hill
>Saw this thread
>Had to go to Sainsburys
>Thought I could be funny and make a good post
>Have been on /sp/ 5 years and never made a funny post
>Printed off a picture of Rio sad
>Wanted to hold it over the chips in the freezer section
>Opened the freezer
>Nervously took the picture from my pocket
>Took the picture
>turned
>People staring
>panic and put 6 bags of chips in my trolley so people think I am shopping
>Had to buy them
>Spent 12 pounds on packets of chips because I was trying to be funny on /sp/
well, pic related I suppose, even if it isn't funny like I thought it would be and wasn't worth it.
>>52370534
worth it
>>52370534
>>52370534
lel A+ for effort but stop being autismo. Have confidenc when you're taking photos of food in the sueprmarket
>>52370534
truly worthy of 4chins
>>52370534
>>52370534
Made me laugh, you know you could've just wandered round and put em back later?
>giving him replies
was not very funny
>>52370534
This is hands down amongst the five most autistic and desperate things I've ever seen on the internet, and I don't mean it as an offence. Good job.
>>52370534
He might have the fame and fortune but Rio Ferdinand will never have 6 bags of chips
>>52370621
What if he bought 6 bags of chips?
>>52370618
not even top 5 /sp/ let alone 4chan
the UTV stalker was miles ahead of this
>>52370631
He'll contract PTSD from when Moyes wouldn't let him have chips and made him play football in a park and have a seizure
>>52370534
>>52370564
>Have confidence when you're taking photos of food in the sueprmarket
top kek
>>52370654
>PTSD
I actually have PTSD! But don't worry, you didn't trigger me.
>>52370575
Is that girl even alive still? I thought Ukraine got BTFO by Russia.
>>52370534
i think it's a pretty good post anon!
>>52370685
she's a Ukrainian traitor, dumbo
"new" Crimea prosecutor
guess she sucked the right dicks
>>52370534
good job m8 you made us laugh
>>52370534
here m8 I made this for you
Brilliant thread
Good oc
>>52370579
This. I do it all the time.
>>52370534
Top lel
>>52370534
This is amazing. 10/10 Rio would be jealous and >moyes would be mad
Rio is just a sad cunt.
>>52370700
>tfw she will never suck your dick
Man they must've been such cunts against Moyes, it's not his fault they couldn't run or pass for shit., and that they're only starting to win now because like 70% of the old team is gone.
y'all be criticizing Rio in this thread, but let's thank him for another >moyes thread
going to a park to practice free kicks?
banning low-fat chips? Why would he ban chips at all?
>>52370662
Whatever you do, always own it. It becomes awkward once you feel like it is awkward
>captcha: the pownergy
>>52370534
>>52371042
i love how all this >muh chips, top kek as it is, is distracting us all from Rio being told he was benched before a big game in the middle of a park, with people standing around.
>>52369162
He was right, you need bananas to cross better, not low fat chips.
>>52370493
kek
>>52370534
Thank you based autist
>>52371035
>they're only starting to win now because like 70% of the old team is gone
And because it was QPR they were playing. What I love about football though is
>Team wins
>YES! WE HAVE SUCH A GREAT TEAM! YOU ARE FANTASTIC!
>Team loses
>NO! MANAGER OUT! IT'S HIM WHO'S COSTING US GAMES!
There's literally no easier job than being a footballer. You get praised when you win and the manager gets the blame when you lose. Being a forward is even fucking easier.
>>52371153
>torres
>>52371153
>Who is Fernando Torres
>>52371153
not necessarily, I mean look at Carrick's Twitter fiasco
>>52371196
more information?
>>52371153
>You get praised when you win and the manager gets the blame when you lose
Tell that to Cleverley.
>>52371210
welp
meant to say Cleverley fiasco since that was 2 days ago. But apparently Carrick also had some trouble iwth that
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/trolled-manchester-uniteds-carrick-twitter-3108044
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/tom-cleverleys-twitter-qa-session-went-as-well-as-one-would-have-hoped-9726524.html
>>52371153
>"I have no clue what I'm even talking about!"
Moyes was clearly a joke of a manager.
>>52371249
>pic related
>Do you get depressed when you see Tom Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realise you have to play with 10 men?
>have you tried wearing your kit backwards to see if it will help you pass the ball forward?
My #2sides
>tfw you will never be as much of a prick as Rio
So it was rio who was the one leaking the teams and all that shit last season then over MUH CHIPS.
>>52370534
>>52365991
>>“Sometimes our main tactic was the long, high, diagonal cross. It was embarrassing. In one home game against Fulham we had 81 crosses! I was thinking, why are we doing this? Andy Carroll doesn’t play for us!
top bantz from Rio
>>52368508
Is 2Chainz the ghost writer for Rio?
>>52366879
>mfw these are legit quotes
Moyes' tactics left a lot to be desired but Ferdinand showed how much of a class act he is by playing and acting like a little bitch. As a senior member of the squad he should have been the one to voice these concerns with the manager.
>>52371661
ye, to some guy from the daily mirror. who is now banned for life from old trafford.
rio obviously building up some controversy to sell his shit book
really classless tbh, as crap as moyes was he doesn't deserve that. he was just horrendously out of his depth trying to fix a team with a load of underlying problems, rio didn't do any favours by playing terribly so I don't know why he's chatting shit
>>52372336
Is it possible for moyes to sue the shit out of rio?
>>52372413
didnt moyes lose a similar case to rppney a few years back?
>moyes
>>52368508
>MUH CHIPS
Jesus Christ you couldn't make this up.
>>52372452
Nope moyes won that. Rio about to get fucked.
