>Leave the Nazis to me
>>49908912
Riddle me this;
Why doesn't a player named hulk get stronger the more upset he gets?
>>49908912
why is he not a pirate?
Leave dat ass to me
this guy must plow a differen't hot brazillian every night.
>>49909344
dat bunda
>>49909344
HNNNG
>>49909344
>>49909332
This
Does no one know how this works>?
you ok there germany?
germany was machste
>>49909959
i'm finished
getting drunk now
GERMANY STOP
not wide enough
>>49910020
its monday tomorrow, you have to wörk!
>>49910089
bin student
top lol tobi
hulk is a manly motherfucker
n...no homo
>>49908912
Does he just eat a shit load of food? He looks so much heavier than everyone else?
>>49910353
saying somebody is manly is not gay bro
Funny how one of the strongest dudes in this tournament is the biggest diver. Even more than Robben or Neymar for instance.
>>49908912
Mahmut plz
Why does no one post the eye patch anymore?
I miss that from the last WC.
>>49910453
because of all the newfags that would rather post about robben
some one should make an avengers parody of the world cup, with scene of loki talking to iron man loki would be Low the german couch and iron man would be the couch for brazil. And loki or low would say something like, we have the best squad ever and the brazillian couch just say we have a "hulk"
>>49910412
>LE DIVER MAYMAYS XD
>even more than robben
>>49910453
>that thread where it was proven Ribery looks 1000x better with an eyepatch and beard
>>49910403
He's like 5' 10" I think so hes just stocky, same as Rooney
>>49910563
it's true
>>49910501
Top lel he looks like pic related
>tfw i hope brazil win
>>49910667
oh god its the fucking insects again if one of those things was on my arms i would literally start crying
>>49910563
>it's a meme
>so it must be true
brazilians everybody
>>49910667
wow ur a bug goy :DDDDD
>>49910715
>start crying
You're a big guy
He ain't even living up to his name, even our fan kids do a better job at being Hulk than him.
>>49907294
>>49911111
omg
den various expressions
dem quints
good thread
>>49911111
HAAAANGIN OUT, DOWN THE STREEET
>>49910829
underrated mlady lolmao ayyy
>>49910829
could live with that..
>>49910663
like Ozil?
>>49910428
shat my fucking pants
Leave saturn to me.
>>49911563
my sides have been gangraped and murdered
>>49909923
Is Hulkhouse a meme?
>>49910089
>implying Germans need an excuse to not pour some Maß down their throats
>>49913239
why is he a pirate?
>>49913275
Why not?
>This Thread
>Zenit Saint Petersburg
>>49913343
>Latvia
Underrated thread :^))))
>>49913427
stay mad germoney and gib some new credit for fašist, poor, yuro, less than 2 million people, non-country :^)
hahahahahaha!
>>49908912
And i thought that Fred looked like a rapist
>>49911794
lel
>>49910667
EHUEUHEUHEHUEUHEUHE
>>49913719
Fred is the most alpha dude in our team
He gets so much pussy
check the video for more information
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR-2VQY2tWs
hahahaha never stop
>>49913862
pity he never actually scores lel
>>49911111
>11111
10/10
>>49913897
just like u lmao
>>49913863
aww i wanna pet him
>>49908912
>Hulk
he's a big guy
>>49913863
>>49913916
I scored ur mom last nite after I got done with ur sis m9
>>49913947
Hummels Kopfball, '89 minute,,,yes please
>>49914148
top kek
>>49913719
>Shitting on based Fred, the Don Draper of Brazil
Really?
>>49910829
>Hulk at Dortmund
Why isn't this a thing??
Leave Bluto to me.
>>49914456
wait until after the Cup...
>>49914970
Ug ug ughue
>>49914956
shiiiiiit i was like ''nothing is changing'' but than i was like top kekerino
>Leave Hulk to me
>>49915307
why is he a cyborg?
excellent thread
>>49913903
didn't you mean 11/11?
okay, I'm out
Underrated thread.
>soccerbase says 175cm 73.5kg
>espn says 178cm 85kg
>wikipedia says 180cm
just how big is this guy
>>49917112
Depends how mad he is
>>49917112
all that's important is that he's a big guy
>>49917258
hah!
>>49917277
FOR YOU
>>49909344
>bananabusiness
my sides
>>49913862
Good thing since he fucking sucks at football.
Without Neymar you're screwed.
>>49911859
Who?
>>49917340
If I remover the grasshopper, will you die?
>>49917577
>>49917878
One, nah, make it three Döner please, to throw in everyones nation faces, thal, you, here are you , here are your 10,50€
Leave Germany to White Hulk
>>49915595
why not?
>Hulk Black
>Hulk Smash
>>49918103
now green m8
BANE?
>>49910557
>49919048
lel
>>49918339
oh god is that fucking guy from oblivion , my sides
Every time I see threads like this, I wonder how the person who is being shooped would react to seeing it.
fuck you, SIEG HEIL.
#basedgroupG
>>49919390
>>49909278
because it's shit.
>>49909278
If he is the Hulk when he is not upset, it means he becomes Bruce Banner when it happens.
>>49911111
best post ITT even without dem quints
>>49913862
hah! In a car like that, even I can do it
>>49917258
top lel
good thread
>>49909332
He is. A butt pirate.
wow hulk is a meme
quality thread
>>49911111
that's damn beautiful
>>49932933
>Hulk is black
>Hulk is white
>this is the last time they spoke as friends
>>49911111
my fuckin sides
who is the bruce banner to hulk's hulk
>>49933116
oscar
>>49911111
>>49911238
shut up bosnia and become part of the austrian empire again
>>49908912
>no eye patch
3/10
w-what do you mean i have big ass anon senpai
good thread
noice
top kek
>>49934135
honk
>>49934517
Now that's one fugly Hulk.
>>49934517
McHulk
>>49917277
mfw 180cm is barely average here
i am become ronaldo
>>49911563
Underrated post.
this fucking thread lel
Is it just me or does Hulk look like some sort of fucking alien.
His face is just strange
>>49934721
He's just too manly
>>49934721
This thread is just like saying a word too many times in a row that starts not sounding like a word at all.
>>49934664
destroyer of food.
leave the manlet germans to me
You will never breath Hulk's smelly farts. ;_;
>>49933069
Hulk is the key to all this
>>49932687
UHAEUAHEUEAHEAUHE I LOVE THIS THREAD
>>49934664
T O P K E K
O
P
L
E
L
>>49934664
lel
this entire fucking thread
>>49933357
Is that a fucking ps2
>Petersburg
Cortana predicts you will lose against Germany.
>She has successfully predicted all games starting from the round of 16, based on statistics like past matches, player perfomance, weather, injuries and more
its ogre
He played against Dortmund and couldn't do shit. He is shit.
>>49935185
fuck, I forgot to post the image
>>49935190
ayy lmao
>tfw no gf
lelwut
>>49935218
>windows phone
>>49935218
I can't put Cortana in my phone... ;_;
>>49935362
set everything to english. It should show up after a reboot.
>>49933107
underrated post
Hulk in charged of silencing the the racist cunts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC1qKe8Nx8w
The funny past is that Benfica is known as the club of the nigger, gypsys and all the shit that plague our society
>>49935945
>>49935999
What the fuck is wrong with his ass
>>49936091
is it too much for ya?
>>49936091
Can't handle a real woman?
>>49936091
Go back to Ireland.
>The East German's anthem has been used as a rape theme song for 30 years
help
>>49936091
come home white man
nuoh my god
>>49936325
what the hell
his ass is huge
>>49936091
>>49936325
>>49936405
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lordosis
>>49933185
You would get Gavrilo Princip'd again nigguh
Slavs aren't controllable...I know because my gf is Croatian and insane as fuck
>>49936475
It's not just posture. His ass was measured on some TV show and it was bigger than many big booty Brazilian models.
>>49936545
yeah but that posture causes you to have a bigger ass...i have it myself
>>49936640
Does it get worse over the years or do you simply have to live with it?
>tfw you have a career-ending badonkadonk
>>49936691
I didn't think they even had ice in Brazil
>>49936325
>tfw 40in ass
>>49936714
FIFA took all the money from the poor orphans to buy it
>>49936754
over 20 POUNDS of ass and more ass
>>49936691
depends
With the right training you can get rid of it without having any issues...if you don´t you can get serious problems with your back
>mfw i didn´t have to serve in the bundeswehr since I am apparently only allowed to lift objects below 20 kg
>expecting him to score when he only has one eye
>>49936691
I sort of got rid of it
stretch your hip flexors, lower back and quads (optional)
strenghten your abs, glutes and hamstrings
also paused atg squats
pec and shoulder stretches might help too
>>49934600
kekek
>>49918084
underrated post
Is Hulk white?
>>49935188
but he scored a blooter
>>49940077
I don't know why, but I kek'd.
>>49940077
oh shit
>>49908912
Damn that neck is huge
>Hi guys whats goin' on in this thread?
I bet he has a small dick lel
>>49935168
Since when do ps2s have wireless controllers
>>49940077
>>49933069
its like poetry
>>49940077
top lel
>>49940077
>>49940077
oh god this is funny XD
>>49932687
top post
>>49940077
oh fuck off
Is this the underrated players thread?
>>49914148
I have no idea why this is so funny.
W-what is going on in this thread?
>>49940077
Fucking /v/.
>>49943177
>>49943035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuFaP2ptotc
Da bleibt man die komplette Halbzeit mit cool
>>49940077
Literally no idea what this is.
post yfw when hulk gets a hat trick
>>49943744
Hulk has a lot of muscles considering his job. If he had the muscles of the no-names below him he would be a worse player.
>>49943744
fucking synthol...
Leave Heaven to me
>>49943744
>millionaire in fully anaerobic sport
>roiding minimum wage workers who couldn't cut it in any athletic competition in their lives
leave fusion to me