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NE:LeGarrette Blount suffers hip injury on SNF

STL:Todd Gurley sidelined in 4Q with knee issue

DEN:B. Osweiler exposed in 15-12 loss to Raiders

NE:Gronkowski, Danny Amendola active for SNF

CIN:Report: Dalton's injury likely season ending

CIN:A.J. Green rips Steelers for 6-132-1 in loss

SEA:Russell Wilson torches Ravens with 5 TDs

NO:Colston comes out of hibernation with 2 TDs

STL:Gurley sinks Detroit with 147 yards and 2 TDs

DET:Gold Star: Tate blows up for 2 touchdowns

SEA:Baldwin drops 3 TDs on defense-less Ravens

SEA:Tyler Lockett stays hot with 104 yards, 2 TDs

JAC:Bortles totals four scores as Jags put up 50
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God I'm so sorry but I must keep posting this because if I dont something Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile worked hard on will die
Threadly Reminder

The official franchise ranking:

Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points

Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points

1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)
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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it
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Is Smeth elite?
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>>64230828
>tfw had Ted Ginn Jr on Bench, but I did have Baldwin
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n-naners...
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>>64230861
don't do that

anyways reposting DANK OC
CWM
we out here
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>>64230861
>caring about shit your team has done when you weren't even alive

giants fan here and you can still fuck off
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>>64230828
Nth for Meme Watt
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>>64230906
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a QB, it isn't even debatable)
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>>64230920
S M E T H
_____L
_____I
_____T
_____E
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>the city of Patriots special teams
what the fuck, Martin?
>better get your Keshon Martin jerseys before he gets released!
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>ANOTHER SPECIAL TEAMS FUCK UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
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>CHORGERS
>BUNCOS
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Fucking special teams
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>>64230920
Can't spell SMETH without meth. :/
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>>64230828
2nd (in the AFC) for Gary "O-line whisperer" Kubiak
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>Tom Brady
>good
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>>64230983
Don't post the pasta?
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>>64230970
Meh, that's like a days worth of beer. You cali f>>64230970
ags are soft.
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That was fumble
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>>64231022
I'll never understand why abnormies identify with frogs.
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>>64231061
>hang in there
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>>64230906
>>64230920
OK, LOOK, THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

IT'S

FUCKING

NOT

STOP IT. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS ARE THE MOST INSUFFERABLE CUNTS I'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF MEETING

FUCK OFF

QUIT

WE KNOW YOU THINK THE CHEFS ARE ELITE AND ARE POISED TO WIN AND WE ALSO KNOW THAT YOU'RE SO FUCKING PATHETIC THAT YOU ATTACH AN IMAGE OF SOME STUPID QUEEFS MEME JUST SO WE KNOW THAT IT'S YOU

WE KNOW YOU CAN ADAPT A COPYPASTA TO FIT YOUR TEAM. IT'S BEEN DONE TIME AND TIME AGAIN AND FOR A SHORT WHILE THIS ONE HAD SOME NOVELTY BUT CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT RAN IT INTO THE FUCKING GROUND

INTO

THE

GROUND

AND NOW ALL I GET WHEN I SEE THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING BRAIN HEMORRHAGE BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING STUPID BEYOND REDEMPTION

FUCKING GET A LIFE

FUCKING GET A GIRLFRIEND

FUCKING GET A JOB

FUCKING DO IT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU KEEP TESTING ME, IF I KEEP HAVING TO OPEN THE THREAD AND BE GREETED WITH THIS OBNOXIOUS UNFUNNY COPYPASTA

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

I WILL FUCKING MAKE IT MY LIFE'S SOLE PURPOSE TO REMOVE YOU FROM THE REALM OF THE LIVING BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY AND BELIEVE ME I HAVE SEVERAL MEANS THAT I CAN SUMMON AT ANY TIME

I WILL LITERALLY FUCKING DESTROY YOU

STOP

STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>check out the Texans/Patriots gamethreads
>80% of posts are legitimately off-topic shitposting that isn't even amusing
>kekposts, wee/a/boos, and Milanafags abound amongst never ending "my wife's son" bullshit

Seriously guys, what the fuck happened? It's like they don't even want to watch the game.
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>>64230861
Glad to see this is still alive and well
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>>64230970
>mfw the 9ers got rid of Smeth and then got rid of the only coach in the last decade who gave them wins
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>>64231062
>not knowing how forward progress works
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>>64231056
no
don't do that
>>64231061
mirin those bobbleheads senpai
who of?
>>64231099
this is a new one
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DPOTY coming through
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>Devin McCourty Hurt

HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING TEAM FAMPAI?

ME: JUUUUUUSSSSTTTTT
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>>64231123
tbqh imho pham i'm happy smeth is doing well but andy reid isn't exactly an upgrade from jim harbaugh when it comes to playoff success
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>>64231141
But it's a threadly reminder. You post the pasta then.
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>>64231099
holy fuck all this new pasta being made from the chefs is glorious
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>Now that it doesn't matter anymore the Saints will win out.
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1. Patriots
2. Bengals
3. Broncos
4. Colts
5. Chiefs
6. Steelers

1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Packers
4. Eagles
5. Vikings
6. Seahawks
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>>64231099
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>>64231099
wew lad
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>>64231113
You have clearly never been in a snf gamethread
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>>64231141
Left to right. . Chipper Jones, ichiro, Alex Rodriquez, Mike piazza, Jason giambi.
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What's /sp/'s prediction for AFC wild cards?
>Steelers Broncos game
>Jets Cowboys game
>Chiefs Ravens game
>implying anyone else matters
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>>64231189
How the hell are the vikings going to get the 5th seed over the seahawks?
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>>64231218

Not as often as I'd prefer during this season, but I swear to god it was better than that shitshow last year.
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>>64231233
>Ravens
nigga
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>Meme Watt and the Toxins thought they could win the AFC South
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>>64231099
>this mad
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Do the Chefs actually win a playoff game this year?
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>>64231285
Yes.

Colts suck dick and won't be able to stop them this year.
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>>64231175
nah i was here for the entire lifecycle of that thing
i'm tired of it already
>>64231224
that's some heavy early 2000s star power right there mang
no cubs though? not like a derrek lee or anything?
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>>64231233
>@Ravens
>Browns
>Raidurrrs
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Get your final votes in on Russell Wilson's elitehood.

http://strawpoll.me/6259353
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>>64231285
no
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>>64231285
Probably since they'll get to play the AFC South champs which is basically a free win
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>>64231285
Probably
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>>64231285
nope. they could beat denver though i guess depends who they play
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>>64231285
>mfw it's gone from "hahahaha 1-5 the Chefs might as well tank now" to "will they even win a playoffs game?"
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>>64231350
Beautiful recovery for them especially with all the injuries they've sustained. I hope they win a play off game.
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>>64231285
If S M E T H keeps throwing dragons, the Chiefs will cück someone in the playoffs
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God I hope the Pats lose after this gets overturned
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>>64231336
the shitposting ends here KC
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>>64231352
Should buy one in a football shape for Lake
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>>64231350
Well, considering they haven't won one in over 2 decades, it's a valid question.
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>>64231312
I'm a Sox fan and have a full sized Frank Thomas one.
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>chargers
>broncos
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>>64231388
dubs confirm
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>>64231123
Smith is shit so that doesn't matter

Getting rid of John was the biggest mistake this organization has ever done
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>>64231422
> MFW
>>64231467
Alex Smith is objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, you literally cannot debate this fact.
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>Coming for that AFCW title
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>THESE

>FUCKING

>INJURIES

LITERALLY EVERYBODY IMPORTANT ON OUR DEFENSE IS DEAD.
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>>64231114
Holy shit, you aren't dead!
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Can we fire our team's athletic trainer again?
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>Wilson
>Elite
Pick one. 16 TDs in 4 games is impressive, but it's a 16 game season. 13 games in and he has only 26 TDs despite the 16 in a month. Not even Top 5.
Still 20th for yards per game.
Has a high completion percentage and rating because of meme offense.

Prognosis = near elite game manager, but improving. Might be complete elite QB in a year or two.
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>>64231583
Nah, ive just been bored of /sp/ lately. Sometimes I just dont feel like posting ya know. As if I dont have the energy.
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>>64231312
Then quit your bitching.
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>>64231420
based big hurt, i went to his HoF induction ceremony
you in favor of trading sale like some of the white sox fans i've talked to?
>>64231693
rééééééé
cease this manner of posting
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>>64231388
>those two guys clapping for maclin
gets me every time
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Is it weird that I consider the Bengals more of a playoff threat now that Dalton is gone?
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How does /sp/ have the audacity to claim Odell Beckham Jr. is the biggest meme player in the NFL?

You all claim his entire career is based around 1 catch, but he has the best 16 game start to a career in NFL history

Why don't you call someone like Jadeveon Clowney a meme player, who was drafted the same year as OBJ, yet has done nothing in his career and was basically just drafted #1 overall for that one big hit he made?
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>>64231622

Fuck off you uneducated faggot
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>>64231763
You know that meme player is a baseless insult used to shitpost, right?
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>>64231727
>Complaining about tenshiposting
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>>64231420
BIG HURT. Love that guy, I wish he'd stuck around with the Sox his whole career (yes, I think that sentimental kind of stuff means extra).

>>64231758
not at all
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>>64231763
>Meme Beckmeme Jr.
>Anything but a meme
Kek
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>>64231622
>Not a Top 5 QB now

And who are the five better?
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How do the rest of you cope with the inevitable heat death of the universe and our collective irrelevance? Like the concept of an infinite amount of time of nothingness is hard to wrap your head around.
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>>64231763
There's no point in taking anyone serious when they refer to any player or team as a meme, especially when every fucking player/team is called a meme on /sp/
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>>64231312
Thats awesome. And Definitely not. Sox have the shittiest farm system in the MLB as opposed to the Cubs who have the best. So I'm partial to homegrown talent I guess.
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>>64231828
Shut up fag lmao
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>>64231350
I mean if they get the 5 seed they play Colts/Texans/Jags. If they can't win a playoff game then, then they're fucked.
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>>64231828
Will it happen before or after the Eagles win a Super Bowl?
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>>64231493
This year?
Okay that changes every fucking year

See you chief fans need to understand you're literal sloppy seconds tier team
Like jacksonville , Falcons , Colts etc.. You are the team people are going to retire in for money or to just be able to play football because your team is a desperate sloppy second. Smith was a shit QB and still is a shit QB
Out of a league of 32 starting QBs smith may be ranked 15 but that is like praising a morning shit to a smooth no wipe shit either way it is still shit .

Point is you didn't have smith in the beginning we did and he was trash until John came around and if John can change methhead anyone can change under john
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>>64231867

Fuck you, Sneak
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>>64231867
based sneak
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>>64231422
thanks for the template fag
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>>64231805
it's just who i am senpai
>>64231854
cubs are gonna be good next year
not like "break the curse" good, but good enough for bandwagon and shitposts
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>>64231903
Alex Smith looks so calm and composed that even I, as a die hard Alex Smith fan, at times do reflect on what anti-Smith commentators put out there. He will have some not so good games, but what makes an athlete a great one? One who is a subject matter expert in his field and who has the ability to execute- with no fuss and no delay. Now, we see many quarterbacks supposedly better at passing the ball than Smith but why are they not as successful? Because as a quarterback one must be able to read defenses and see past the moment and see the whole play and be able to execute one drive at a time, with less mistakes. That's Alex Smith. The most intelligent and studied quarterback, third to only Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. One does not become great because of sheer genius, but all little details matters and that is very hard to find in a quarterback. I have watched Alex Smith throw very accurate and get more depth in his passing game. That year, 2012, he was almost perfect. But greed and egotistical will made Harbaugh switch to Colin Kaepernick IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON! Great timing by the way. The loyal soldier was benched and credit was robbed of him during the entire season. All the media posted pathetic photos of Alex Smith and made him a laughingstock!

The soldier has always been more noble than how he showed the world. I have always believed he will be a gladiator who will overthrow the Romam/Harbaugh empire to embarrassment.

There are different kinds of ethics - business ethics, moral ethics, standard ethics- all of those were not respected by Roman/Harbaugh. That switch to Kaepernick will never be forgotten.

There is a lot of us rooting for the gladiator to rise. Justice will be served where it is due.

The ending is all the same. Alex Smith will have his big moment.

Harbaugh is already slowly feeling his momentary downfall.

Justice is but right.
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>>64231828
>Worrying about 20 billion years in the future
can't do shit about entropy tbqh
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>New England Patriots @Patriots 21s22 seconds ago
#Patriots injury updates:

>Easley, thigh, questionable

>Freeny will not return.


EVERYBODY

IS

DEAD
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>>64231975
raidnigger spic
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>>64231986
Been a while since I saw this pasta

Again shows how fucking sloppy these fans are that they steal board culture pasta , change some words and turn it into a stupid meme.

Pathetic like the "skyline" in that godforsaken city
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>>64231767
Simple math. If you're gonna cherry pick 16 TDs, 1171 (~293 yards per game) against the shitty Ravens, the one dimensional and possibly fraudulent Vikings, the injured and refballed Steelers, and the Lelers then be prepared for people to point out.
>9 games
>10 TDs, 7 INTs
>2118 yards, ~235 per game.
If it wasn't the Ravens's anemic secondary and a team that could actually pass rush, they've have looked worse without Rawls.
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>>64231975
Looks like shit, just like the raidniggers and thier fanbase's skin color

Stay keked bitch
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>>64231977
Yeah they're probably world series favorites going into next year
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>>64232015
>When Heaven and Earth hates Tim Brody, BB and the Cheatriots but Hell lets them win
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>>64232063
stay anus-annihilated lmao
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>>64232066

Autistic
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>Jadavmeme Clowney
>Only known for one meme hit and feasting on shitty CFB teams
>Anything but a bust
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>>64232066
>Steelers were refballed
How? You fucking faggot there were more penalties called in their favor in the 1st half
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>>64232068
>1 Super Bowl win from the early 70s

>No wins in the playoffs since Seinfeld was on TV
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>>64231285
Chiefs-Bengals in Wildcard - one of them must win, right?
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>>64232130
>anyone who can do basic math and prove me wrong is autistic
Nice ad hominem faggot, you Wilson fags are all the same.
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BILL

DO NOT PLAY GRONK, BRADY, AMENDOLA OR LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE OF WORTH FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE GAME

PUT IN THE PRACTICE SQUADERS.
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Who's the biggest meme:

Omeme Beckmeme Jr., Cameme Newmeme, or Meme Meme Watt?
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>>64232186

Shut the fuck up
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>>64232160
>the chiefs created the AFC
>the raiderps haven't won more than 8 games since Steve Irwin was alive
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>>64232200
Memell Wilsmeme
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>>64232200
cam, at least jj and ODB are good
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>>64232115
>1 bowl before your father was born
>2 ws, 3 appareances one kek'D by us like the pathetic fags you are , one before you were born and another finally won against the worst NL team to appear in a WS since '13 cards
>no ape hoop team
>no furpuck team
>NEEDED our old GOAT QB to win a playoff game for the first time IN DECADES
Again you're a sloppy second team just like you baseball team and its "loyal" fanbase that ironically becomes second popular cardinal merchandise sold city

Have fun fucking your sister
Probably the only thing to look forward to there besides meth
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>>64232234
>people are now considering $cam Jewton good, and maybe even MVP-status

What the fuck happened, what crazy world did we get sent to?
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>>64232234
>Cam is not good
Biggest Meme in the 2015 NFL season TBQH SENPAI
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I don't fucking get it, they scored 10 fucking points on the fucking Chorgers and they are acting like world beaters, wtf
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This just in, Texans Offensive Line watches as Patriots pash rush literally fucks the brains out of Brian Hoyer
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>>64232066

No one gives a shit about your input you fucking Iggles faggot.
>having the audacity to include Shit Kelly's name as your tripname
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>>64232295
>What the fuck happened, what crazy world did we get sent to?

When a team goes undefeated, the QB tends to get all the credit. Not that I support it, but that's how it goes.
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>>64232307
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>>64232210
>Cheifs created afc
>not Al Davis that revived the competition and saved the afl from bankruptcy which lead to the merger
Come on bro I'm not even a raidnigger fan but that is weak even for you people
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>>64232307
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>>64231827
In no particular order:

Brady
Palmer
Cam
Rodgers
Brees
Hell, Rivers has been basically a one man offense for at least a month.
Dalton is arguable

They're all better passers. "Elite" QBs don't have the 21st most attempts. Elite and near elite game managers do.

>>64232328
How about I change it xXxColdRazrHeartBleedxXx? Clearly that's good enough to appease such edgy-faggotry. Cool nonshit football content, post more.
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>>64232265
I forgot to mention
Not only did you have our sloppy seconds but you had Marcus Allen who was also pasted his prime

TWO VETERAN PLAYER you faggots needed to win a playoff game , a single playoff game for the first time in decades and one of them was a former Super Bowl champ raider

How fucking pathetic can you be holy shit

Your whole town should be put on suicide watch , horrible fucking team , fanbase , city

How can you sleep calmly when you realize every day you live in KANSAS SHITTY
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Hypothetical: you are a prospective investor looking to purchase a decently large but not majority stake in an NFL team. for the purpose of the exercise, assume that you're able to do so with any team.

which are the top 10 franchises you definitely would not want to invest in right now?
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>New England Patriots @Patriots 14s15 seconds ago
>.@RobGronkowski just went over 1,000 receiving yds in 2015, becoming the first TE in @NFL history with 3 seasons w/ 1,000+ yards & 10+ TDs.

BASED
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>>64232492
but did he play basketball?
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>>64232432
>No Big Ben.

Ben's top 3 nigga
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>>64232492
He's a meme TE that's NE's only offensive weapon. No shit.
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So, we can all agree that these two are one of the most elite pairings in the NFL at this point in their mutual careers, right?
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B-Benglebros? What happened to catb owl?
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>>64232453
>not majority stake

naners
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>>64232524
I love me some Ben, but he's been so hurt this year. Might still have him in my Top 10 despite that though.
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>>64232453
Texans
Colts
Jags
Titans
Falcons
Bucs
Jets
KC
Chargers
Philly

I'm not just looking at now but later.

None of these teams are improving and those that show promise will only fail in the long run .
Superficially teams like philly and Kansas always choke when it matters and as a invested that high rise for a good year will not be worth it once the 2-5 year decline happens which is always apparent for these teams listed
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>>64232573
Not so fast, Xehawks
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>>64232573
>doug baldwin is part-filipino

hard not to be elite when he is part of the most powerful race in the world :^)

then again tebow was also born in the philippines too
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>>64232578
I-it could still happen
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1.Brady
2.Big Ben
3.Wilson
4.Palmer
5.Newton
6.Rodgers
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>>64232432

>Brees

What the fuck?
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>>64232446
you are so fucking mad right now
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>Blount hurt
>Easley hurt
>MCCOURTY hurt
>Freeny hurt

it JUST keeps happening
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>>64232541
>meme
Nigga is by and far the best TE, who can block, and catch like this motherfucker? No shit when you got a GOAT like him you're going to use him.
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>>64232265
>>64232446
>kc fans right now
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>>64232694
Playoff chances : hurt
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>>64232694
>STORK JUST GOT INJURED NOW

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.
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>>64232603
>Jags
>Bucs
>Jets
>Not improving

Nigga, the Jags and Bucs have two of the youngest QBs and offenses, and the Jets are a good QB signing (or more Fitzmagic late blooming) from being contenders.

I'd put the Dolphins, Saints, and Browns before 90% of the teams you put there. They all look like they're gonna be mediocre at best for the next 5-7 years.
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>>64232453
Redskins - Snyder
49ers - the Yorks
Cowboys - "sharing" with Jerry
Lions - Organizational mess
Browns - Worse organizational mess
Titans - Questionable FO
Raiders - Office in a shit river, maybe after they move to LA
Rams - Don't want to deal with LA business
Texans - Their GM is a nut and I have not enough control. The McNairs are ok.
Colts - Irsay might put out a hit for me
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>Cardinals heading east for SnF

Oh boy
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how do the patriots have so much depth

did they cheat
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>tfw season is so fucking over
>at least team will get a high draft-pick
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JUST
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>>64232858
>Refs will still fuck the Lions over

I don't even know why I watch anymore
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>everybody in the huddle laughing at something laid back
>camera pans directly to bradys face
>stops laughing
>looks away

literally based
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>>64232884
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
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>>64232908
refs can only fuck up your draft if you're the patriots
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Osweiler wasn't really exposed. He wasn't great but Demaryius and Vernon can't catch AIDS from a gay man right now
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>>64232847
they deflated other teams rosters
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>>64232948
>He wasn't great but Demaryius and Vernon can't catch AIDS from a gay man right now
>IT'S THE RECEIVERS

oh boy

Meanwhile, Brady's receiver had what? 5? 6 more drops tonight?
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>>64232941
We don't need any help from the refs to fuck up our draft

>>64232948
Luckily they already played the Packers
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>>64232948
>40 of his passes knocked down at the line
>sacked 50 times
>WRs lost trust in him
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>>64232948
Good for them they get to play >our secondary this week
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I have been so out of it this year that I forgot they were on MNF until 2pm when I got home and they werent on tv
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>>64232847
>did they cheat
yes
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>>64232976
Brock is already getting Peyton-tier excuses.
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>>64232948
>delusional buncos fag detected
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Alright, fans of teams not making the playoffs. Who would you personally draft to make your team not a meme next year?
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>Mike Loyko @NEPD_Loyko 29s30 seconds ago
>This is the 4th time JJ Watt has faced #Patriots. All he has to show for is 0.5 sacks. They've handled him.

>JJ Meme

>>64232998
Nah, those are Rogers excuses.
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>>64233019
>he watches amateur football
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>>64233008
>queef fag below us trying to give a opinion
kiss our orange ass
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>>64232948
They had 0 TDs. Yes Osweiller wasn't the only problem, but they had three opportunities to score a TD and he couldn't finish one of them. A couple of dropped passes doesn't give him a pass.

Maybe he'll get better, i dunno. Unfortunately he doesn't seem to have the mental quickness of an elite QB.
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so tonight just reaffirmed that Brady is a Gronkbabby yes?
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>>64232948
He needs to get rid of the fucking ball. Pey Pey was only able to survive behind that shit O-Line for as long as he did because he got it out of his hands in less than 4 seconds. Ossy holds onto that shit until there's some fat fuck in his face.

And, yeah, Vernon Davis is washed up and Demaryius is being his usual butter-fingers self.
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>>64233025
They sold out against him and got manhandled by Clowney instead. Funny how they forget to mention that.
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>6-7 colts are #1 in their division

THIS SPORT IS STUPID
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>>64233019
Give Cleveland a pash rush pls
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>>64233025
Watt is a good player but anytime the Texans play decent he gets hyped to the fucking max. This mainly because Houston doesn't have a qb for espn to salivate over.
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>>64233025
>>64233056
They also held maymay watt all game
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>>64233056
What does that fucking matter? It's a jab at JJ Watt being hyped up when he gets manhandled by our team. Which against our OL, is pathetic.
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>>64233050
I don't know why people things this is an insult to anybody.

Brady was a first ballot HOFer before gronk was in college. Gronk is also a great player who will go down as one of the all time great patriots, so implying that brady a first ballot hofer gets to play with another all time great is a pretty awesome thing as a patriots fan
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>Steven A. Smith picked the Texans to win

Who ready for ebin memes tomorrow morning?
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>>64232777

Fuck you pussy
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>>64233099
Not me, I have job.
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>JJ WATT
>BTFO

PICK 2

https://vine.co/v/iZlzPEAJxZt

>>64233099
Stephen A irrationally hates the Patriots like Skip Bayless irrationally hates the Packers

It's comical
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>>64233085
>>64233131

Do Pats fans ever stop crying about other teams? Watt is the best 3-4 DE and probably the best defensive player in the NFL. Go enjoy your win
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>>64230983
CWM WE OUT HERE
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>>64233131
Brady was dogging the cameras hard tonight, he definitely is holding a grudge
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please just put hasselbeck down already
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>>64233131
Skip Bayless hates the Panthers more desu. Picked against them every chance he can, and is still shilling Brady for MVP when Cam and Carson have entirely passed him.
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>>64233092
because those ebin maymayers are underage and only start watching football within the last 5 years
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>>64233158
Stop posting on /sp/ JJ.
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>>64233171
hes better than luck tbqh
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Good win, hopefully none of the Pats injured are out for the season
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>>64233158
>Watt
>Best defensive player in the NFL

Funny way of spelling Luke Kuechly, buddy.
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>>64233172
>Picked against them every chance he can, and is still shilling Brady for MVP when Cam and Carson have entirely passed him.
You are a retard though.
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>>64233166
What's he mad about now?

>>64233174
But I thought JJ was literally reddit: the player
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>>64233203
>He actually thinks Brady is anywhere above 3rd if the MVP vote was today
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>>64233172
>still shilling Brady for MVP when Cam and Carson have entirely passed him.
>Cam
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>>64233214
>What's he mad about now?

The seven months of defamation based off circumstantial evidence about partially deflated footballs.
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>>64232446
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>>64233214
>nfl literally just tried to destroy his legacy
>is still pursuing an appeal and tried to get the date around the same time as the superbowl
>what is he mad about
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>>64233171
When he's rested he plays better than Luck. Unfortunately he's so damn old that he gets tired too easy, you'll have to bench him for a few games so he can come back better than Luck again.
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>>64233222
>he thinks Brady isn't the frontrunner, despite the public casual outcry

ESPN and casual retards also said JJ Watt would be MVP last year
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>>64233200
>Stat padding MLB

No

>>64233222
Who is better than Brady right now? Only person playing better is Luke Kekly and defense doesn't win MVP
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>>64233172
>entirely passed him
>Cam is middling in literally every passing category

He's a nigger filling a diversity quota kin
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>>64233205

>jest game is now the only obstacle to a first round bye and home field advantage
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>>64233042
>mfw im not even a queefs fag, but will lmfao when they win out 11-5 while the buncos drop to 10-6
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>>64233268
>we've got the Tits next week

Thank fucking christ, we need a bye week

Chances we get Jimmy G by the second half? Need niggas to heal up.
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>>64233252
Watt should have gotten MVP last year. Rodgers and Romo were both playing in 100% healthy offenses and look at how shitty they are this year. Watt almost dragged that Toxins team to the playoffs
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>Doug Kyed @DougKyed 7s7 seconds ago
>Patriots LB Jonathan Freeny's right hand is in a cast.

GOD

FUCKING

DAMN IT

AS IF WE NEED MORE INJURIES
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>>64233291
>Thank fucking christ, we need a bye week

Didn't you guys say that about the iggles last week?
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>>64233099
>mfw exams are done and have time to watch morning sports shows
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why isn't Fletcher Cox talked about more on /sp/? he's been pretty elite the last 2 seasons
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>Luck out till week 16
>Hasselbeck out
>Hoyer probably out next week

a-are the Jags gonna win this division??
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What are the chances panthers rest their starters against bucs at the end of the season?
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>>64233331
Because fuck the Iggles. Filthadelphia a shit.
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>>64233252
>>64233263
>>64233267
>He's actually so mad that a black man is going to kek the MVP that he's resorted to samefagging his asspain
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>>64233326

>tfw two finals one tomorrow and one Wednesday

oh god please I need motivation bros
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>>64233336
About tree fiddy
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>>64233336
>speciesism

my sides
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_NFL_draft

this draft just looks funnier and funnier as time goes on. how could so many teams picking in the top 10 have fucked up so badly?
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>>64233349
Peterson?
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>>64231977
police's face when I post his waifu
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>>64233331
Because he isn't a loud mouth shit talker
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>>64233263
>Stat padding MLB

you mean padding his stats with the most interceptions by a linebacker since entering the league?
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>>64233349
Nice try fuccboi
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>>64232200
Cameme and Russmeme
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>Even Trent Dilfer is saying Cam's going to win the MVP

On a scale from one to Lake, how butthurt is /sp/ going to be when Cam wins the MVP and the nigcats go 19-0?
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>>64230861
Rankings are really really bad and you should feel bad for being autistic enough to think it's better than your own shitty opinion.
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>>64232234
>Cam isn't good

That's the biggest meme of them all desu
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>>64233349
>m-m-maybe if I quote three random people and call them a samefag I'll win the argument hahahahaha?
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>>64233391
Luckily for him Urlacher and Lewis retired a few years ago
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>>64233401
If Cam wins MVP when he isn't even the best player on his team the award is going to become even more of a joke
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>>64233321
not that anon, but i highly doubt the tits can pull what the iggles did on special teams

i wouldnt taking it lightly considering how banged up the team is, but they should still win
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>>64233401
>Even Trent Dilfer is saying Cam's going to win the MVP
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>>64233453
hes the best quarterback on the team

its like you dont even know what mvp is
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>>64233321
Good point but I trust Bill and Brady not to make the same mistakes twice.

Plus, Iggles needed some premium Pats pants-shitting to win.
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>mfw MVPs haven't won the owl since Kurt Warner in 1999
>mfw Pats fans want Brady to get it despite this
let the nig have his award. The only award I care about is given when you win the Super Bowl.
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>Ravens eliminated from playoffs
>Bills lose
>Bengals lose
>Broncos lose
>Gronk back
>Pats won
>#1 seed again

washes the taste of the last two weeks out of my mouth
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>The Harbough brothers actually met each other in the final of the largest major sport in America.

So how's your relationship with your sibling anon?
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top draft pick order as of now

1. Titans
2. Browns
3. Chargers
4. Ravens
5. 49ers
6. Cowboys
7. Lions
8. Jaguars
9. Rams
10. Bears

MNF loser jumps the jaguars, though.
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>>64233476
But MLB is the QB of the defense senpai
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>>64231099
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>64233502
Arson Palmer for MVP
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>>64233508
he's studying for finals in his room atm

or procrastinating
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>>64233513
Do Lions have a chance to ruin their own d--

Actually fuck it, even if they had the #1 pick they'd still fuck it up.
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>>64233498
Oh boy, it's Based Ban-evasion
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Is DeAndre Hopkins elite?
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