OFFICIAL WASHINGTON NATIONALS @ NEW YORK METS GAMETHREAD
>Harvey's better edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfpQj0aJZYI
Lineups
Mets
Curtis Granderson, RF
David Wright, 3B
Michael Conforto, LF
Cespedes, CF
Duda, 1B
Neil Walker, 2B
Asdrubal Cabrera, SS
Kevin Plawecki, C
Harvey, RHP
Nationals
Ben Revere, CF
Jayson Werth, LF
Harper, RF
Daniel Murphy, 2B
Ryan Zimmerman, 1B
Anthony Rendon, 3B
Wilson Ramos, C
Danny Espinosa, SS
Strasburg, RHP
Nats
Stras strikeout 14 tonight meanwhile Harvey will try and learn to pitch with a 93mph fastball and get rung up for 4runs before the 5th.
SJWS
ABSOLUTELY
BLEEEEIOOWWWWWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>inb4 they should change it, just because of that 10%
>>67703649
I don't get it
It's a shame how he'll never be remembered as one of the greatest in the sport just because Messi makes him look like shit and completely overshadowed him his entire career.
>Getting shown up by 1 man.
Guess he's not that great is he?
should have stayed at united his whole career
>>67692193
Suarez also makes him look like shit
Since both playoffs are in full swing, which league is better
Who cares about that crap? Copa America is really soon!
>>67690204
NHL, because the nba isn't a sport, it's entertainment
The one that isn't rigged
What's the Liverpool of your country?
>>67683653
>use of "la"
>5 times "la"
>all cups between late 70s and early 80s
Vasco, Grêmio and Palmeiras.
Liverpool
Say my name
Richard III
>>67682208
racist
literally who
>Four world class strikers
Who can stop them?
Penalties.
>4
Name two
Pic unrelated I'm guessing?
Series tied at 1. Lgtss
1st for Maddon memeing out a win again today
Hope everyone slept well last night. Time to get ready for comfy day ball
What exactly do they brew in Brewers?
Sixteen weeks of darting action ends tonight with the Betway Premier League playoffs from London's O2 Arena. With Wee Rabbie being picked up by Dutch police for outstanding battery charges, Barney being hospitalised in The Hague for Lazy Bastard Syndrome, Wadey currently off his face following his Euro Tour win at the weekend and Clownman being kept on a leash by his hambeast wife, it's the top 4 in the world fighting out to claim this year's title.
Suitably, World #1 plays World #4 with Michael Van Gerwen fighting it out with Adrian Lewis in the first semifinal of the evening. MVG comes off the back of his first Euro Tour defeat this year by Wadey in Hamburg, while Snackpot was dumped out by Jelle Klaasen in the same event. Matches between what the PDC hopes to be the new Taylor-van Barneveld have seldom lived up to the hype, largely due to the Stokie not bothering to put any effort in; can he get to the final for the first time in 5 years or will autism prevail once again?
A rematch of 2015's World Final is next with reigning PL champion and World #2 Gary Anderson up against World #3 Phil Taylor. Taylel managed to throw away a four point lead over MVG to end up second in the league phase following his defeat in Rotterdam and miss out on the £25,000 League Leader bonus. Gando, the triple-killer of Philth last year, has not actually won this matchup since their singles match at the World Cup. Plus, with his ill effort in the first phase of the league and then downright jobbing effort in the second phase, can the gameraising Scotsman use his powers for good just this once and KILL PHIL?
With the move of the World Youth Final to the end of the year, there's no reliever before the final this time, so expect Sky to throw in 1000 Taylor montages if he gets through. THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO WIN YOUR SEMIFINAL, GARY!
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 2.
>Tonight's fixtures
>Semifinals (best of 19 legs)
MvGOAuTism v Snackpot
Taylel v Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson
>Final (best of 21 legs)
>Playoffs preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/s62l7vev7uv01ns6p7c8c7lm2/title/betway-premier-league-play-offs-preview
>Week 15 review
http://www.pdc.tv/premier-league-darts/article/qpz3fi8qpu1zdwo5zn35mwm/title/betway-premier-league-night-15
Thank god we're finally here. This years competition really dragged on.
In other PDC news, the draw for everyone's favourite doubles tournament has been made with next month's World Cup throwing up some interesting fixtures: http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/sffk0l9xryh91we50z29jxhkx/title/betway-world-cup-of-darts-draw
With a reduction in seeds to 8 from the 16 last year, the stand-out fixture is the repeat of the biggest upset in the tournament's history as England (read: Stoke) will face Spain, which will probably be Cristo Reyes & Antonio Alcinas again.
The Netherlands will most likely play Russia's Boris Koltsov and Alexandr Oreshkin with their first and third best PDC players. Yes, you did read that right.
With Paedo Suarez overtaking Barney in the Order of Merit, it seems the nonce has realised what would happen if he paired up with a friend of his victim and has made himself "unavailable": https://twitter.com/tsmcltd180/status/732488174333624321
Is this the next stage of MVG becoming Taylor 2.0? Possibly. It's a shame the Dutch speedsters aren't playing with each other but it appears history is still getting in the way.
The World Cup will also see the introduction of the Unicorn Eclipse HD2, displayed here by an uninterested Raymond. I have to say it certainly looks better than the Eclipse HD.
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WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
Second for Lai Chi fix coming in.
LaiChi isn't fixed sub-edition
What's your plan B for Euro /sp/?
When your team will be out, which ethnicity will you pretend to be so you can have another team to root for?
In France 70% of french people seem to have a Italian grandfather when Italy do better than France at Euro or WC.
Myself I can maybe bullshit a Spanish grand-grand-father but it's going to be hard. I don't think Spain will do better than France anyway.
You can root for Sweden or England since they are fellow cucks.
Ireland because I'm a plastic paddy.
Wales is my b team because they have a fucking dragon on their flag.
>>67698079
Any country except Germany and England ma famille.
>https://mobile.twitter.com/TheSilvaLining/status/732996370391519232
Who is it?
[insert meme player here]
>>67695524
>grown man named "Pep"
>>67695534
Vardy?
"Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Spaniards always win."
here he is, like clockwork
>>67681706
>Counting Ballon D'Or
Pointless and not even needed to show how big the gap is
>>67681706
>European titles
>Irrelevant pre-season friendly shit like Club World Cup
Stat padding Penaldo would be proud of
rip dubs republic who died for the memew
>losing to (You)SA
>19:15
Russia - Germany
Sweden - Canada
>>67701674
Here in Sweden only people above 40 care about it slightly.
>>67701681
The average Swede cares mostly about our national team in football. Hockey is only popular on club level.
>>67701717
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
>tfw we play bad and get refpucked as well
is our mememagic leaving us