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>"Find a lion that hasn’t had some food for a while, and you’ve got one dangerous cat. I don’t ejaculate for six weeks before the fight. No sex, no masturbation, no nothing. It releases too much tension. It releases a lot of minerals and nutrients that your body needs, and it releases them cheaply. Releasing weakens the knees and your legs. Find a lion that hasn’t had some food for a while, and you’ve got a dangerous cat. So there won’t bet a drip from me. Even in my sleep — if there are girls all over me in my dream, I say to them,...
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I heard that the "minerals and nutrients" you save by not fapping only last around a week before they're released in your urine desu
>>68096989
thats an extremely rare pepe
Obvious bullshit.
ITT: Athletes that are a living embodiment of your country
>Pic related
>>68096733
What is the most successful football club of the future?
Pic related.
>>68096029
Not for long, Oil barons are aching for money
imagine being a literal man shitty bandwagoner
pathetic
>>68096029
>the three stars mean literally nothing
>England play like gods pre-international cup
>'maybe we have a chance this year'
>get hype as fuck
>we play like shit
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
You are literally Kekjico
>>68095935
Mfw northern Ireland win da euro
Mfw Republic of Ireland lose da euros
>World class players per team
>"World class" defined as top 3 in their position in the world
>Arsenal
Ozil (Although may be leaving)
>Chelsea
...
>Liverpool
...
>Manchester United
De Gea, Smalling, Shaw, Rooney, Martial, Rashford, Zlatan
>Manchester City
Aguero
>Arsenal
Ozil
>Chelsea
Hazard (despite shit year)
>Liverpool
Coutinho
>United
De Gea, until he's off to Madrid
>City
Aguero, KDB
>>68095559
>ozil
>>68095625
>Coutinho
Just no. May world class once every 8 games
>Arsenal signs Granit Xhaka
>Liverpoo signs Loris karius
>Chelsea signs Juan Mata
>Manchester City signs Gundogan
>m
>Mmm
>Manchester
>MANCHESTER UNITED SIGNS ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
Literally /who/ can stop us? Football is coming home THANK YOU BASED WOODWARD thumbs up if you agree
>>>MANCHESTER UNITED SIGNS ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
Mid-season meltdown because of him and Mourinho, screencap it
>>68095092
that's a nice coat
>Chelsea signs Juan Mata
haha what? why would he go to that shitty club?
>Communist Chinese used to eat their babies, boil them up during the famine. And I'm supposed to give AC Milan to them?
What did he mean by this?
>>68095040
Im crashing this club
With no survivors
i will give ac milan to the chinks over the dead, boiled body of my baby as soon as they offer enough chinky dollars
>"I am accused of having said that the [Chinese] Communists used to eat children," he said.
>"But read The Black Book of Communism and you will discover that in the China of Mao, they did not eat children, but had them boiled to fertilise the fields."
The World Cup of Darts holds the last 16 today with a change in format from the previous two days. The format is now altered to first to two wins, with a pair of best-of-seven leg singles matches, and a best-of-seven leg doubles decider if required.
With no surprises for the seeded nations in Round 1, it's the four lesser seeds who play in the afternoon. The Huybrechts brothers of Belgium, the best performing winners from day 1, take on Hungary; this should be an easy victory for Waffleboy and his wife's dad. An historic encounter follows with the first ever meeting of both Irelands: the Republic only just edged past Hong Kong yesterday while Norn Iron had a much easier ride against Japan. Rumours that the IRA will be in attendance are unfounded. Two former BDO champions clash in the third game of the day with Mark Webster's Wales up against John Part's Canada, who recorded their first World Cup win since 2013 with victory over Greece. Gerwyn Price produced a great performance on debut and if he repeats that, it should see the number 5 seeds through. "Austria" close the afternoon against the dangerous Singapore, who will undoubtedly have yet another reference to Paul Lim's 9 darter.
The evening session sees Scotland, who were scared by New Zealand and the amazing performance of debutant Cody Harris, face "Norway", who had Dutch-born Cor Dekker also producing some good darts on debut. A more resilient Australia pairing than in previous years (I wonder why...) take on Denmark; even with Simon Whitlock's choking tendencies, they should see off the Danes. Team England (read: Stoke) then play China in a match filled with casual racism, sloppy darts from everyone involved and an inevitable ENGERLUND win. The Netherlands close out the day's action against the Philippines, and with no Alkesandr Oreshkin to slow everything down, it should be a fairly simple victory for the Oranje.
Coverage starts from 1:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 1.
>Afternoon Session (round 2, 1:00pm UK time start)
Belgium (7) v Hungary
Northern Ireland (4) v Republic of Ireland
Wales (5) v Canada
Austria (8) v Singapore
>Evening Session (round 2, 7:00pm UK time start)
Scotland (2) v Norway
Australia (6) v Denmark
England (1) v China
Netherlands (3) v Philippines
>Day two roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1bfpme0b763nm1pl5m4bgj70ms/title/betway-world-cup-of-darts-day-two
>tfw going to miss Straya choking to death and TAYLORWINSLOL because I'll be out playing darts for a pub league
Yeah, I can live with that.
Got a feeling this day is going to be a straight sweep of seeds.
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>>68094638
OP's picture reminded me of pic related.
>>68094889
Yeah, evening shouldn't have any close matches except for Straya.
>>68094284
Arsenal.
Leciester maintain the rights to /LIFE LONG/ and /Dad?/ though.
Leicester, CHAT SHIT GET BANGED is for winners, not small clubs like arsenal
Euro 2016 infested with Anglo teams
>Brexit vote after immediately after group stage
gee, i wonder why that is
Lads, it's coming home.
>>68093941
Sry m8, Belgium's gonna take this one..
Post yfw based G Bazza wins the tournament singlehandedly for the land of my fathers.
>7 seasons
>1 league title
The club's record is even worse, 1 title in 8 seasons.
And that league title was the work of Jose Mourinho, in spite of the prima donna players and board.
CR is a fraud, Real are frauds.
inb4
>muh champiunz leegz!
The Champions League only counts if you win your domestic league at the same time. How can you call yourselves the champions of Europe if you're not even the champions of your own little country? Without your domestic...
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he sabotages the team for his own personal gain
>>68093921
That's clearly Messi. Ronaldo is great player and type of guy who can drag team. He won enough, though I think he should've stayed at MU. Say he leaves tomorrow. Real still is most successful club. Has money, investors trust, renovated stadium. Messi on the other hand is leaving Barca with what? He sabotaged Ronaldinho's team for his gain. Messi, Iniesta, Busquets, Pique were introduced to Barca when Ronnie was 26. He played for team, earned money for them, that allowed they to go to next stage. Where...
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>>68094690
>Messi sabotages the team for his own personal gain
>Barcelona in 105 years before Messi turned professional
>16 league titles, 1 CL
>Barcelona in 12 years since Messi has turned professional
>8 league titles, 4 CL
Is he too big of a star to come back to Premier league? Can any team even afford him?
Just forget it he won't leave Madrid in a long time the same goes with Suarez they are too good for the eplel
Teams could afford him, but unless Bale really wants to be his teams main star instead of playing second fiddle to Ronaldo he won't leave Real Madrid.
Thing is he actually wants to play for Madrid. The boyhood club stuff was actually real.
If he gets bored/homesick (his daughter is school age soon) that's the only way I can see him coming back.
VARDY OUT
WENGER OUT
How can he still have a broken wrist? Does he have AIDs or something? It's been a year.
>>68093523
>Does he have AIDs or something?
I believe it
Will he ever recover and become a good player again?
lolno
JUST
>>68093375
i'd say no, a ACL/knee injuries are the kiss of death for golfers. no control, no power.
![Jorge-Mendes-009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zHMQxuH.jpg "Jorge-Mendes-009[1].jpg")
Is this the shadiest man in all of sports?
How the fuck does he keep getting away with everything?
Nobody can sue you when you do it all for free
>>68093211
bob arum is
>>68093211
I don't understand what's shady about him? He acts as an agent for some of the best players in the world and gets huge fees when they transfer.
He's clearly just a very good negotiator with great contacts.
