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>that kid who owned the ball so he chose the best players for his team
>that fat kid who always went in goal
>that kid who thought he was a Ronaldo and constantly went for the skills
>that kid who just stood upfront looking for tap ins
>that kid who wanted to dribble his way to goal from one end to the other
>that pace whore kid
>that kid who played football like it was a fashion, always had his hair sleek with gel
>those queers who always played soccer
>that kid that was extremely one footed, and almost useless with his other foot
>tfw that kid was me, but because I was extremely left footed, I just played LB every time
>that kid who was always raging and yelling at everyone but played like shit
Taking photoshop requests till 7 o'clock.
pic related a previous example
>>68219150
Will also do boob/thigh/waist enhancement
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>>68219257
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Made this for a /brit/ard on /int/ too bad it's gone unused
I'll start
No one rates him anymore
FRAUDE STONES
Portugal actually has a pretty good team + da goat
why can't they make it work ??
>Portugal actually has a pretty good team
>>68219011
Press F
>>68219011
This guy looks weird as fuck
LeBron James is still the best player in the world
I'm convinced that were it not for shitty refereeing, the Cavs would've won the first two games
The Warriors aren't that good. We're still the favorites to win it all
>>68218833
>shitty reffing
>lost by 30
1/10 for making me reply. Piss off.
>>68218849
There's a presumption that every fan has that NBA refs do not
Every screen, moving or not, should be called a moving screen against the Warriors. If you don't think that's a game changer, you're an idiot
>>68218861
good to see you advocate for softer basketball with more fouls called.
What fantasy game is /sp/ using for Euros?
Your mom's sexual performance with me last night Tbh
>>68218742
Shitty McDonalds official one. It's crap but it works well enough.
r8 m8
No sticky for Kimbo? W-why?
>>68218712
there was one yesterday
>>68218712
WHEN WILL CRUYFF GET HIS FUCKING GODDAMN STICKY
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How big is Big Sam?
>>68218657
that big?
he looks like a bully
not big enough for West Ham
Prove your team isn't meme worthy
i can't
still only 70 people in the league
32515QMH is the league code
http://eurofantasy.uefa.com/en/fantasy16/fantasy16
2 days to get your shit together
>Baseball is dominated by hispanics
>"Football" is dominated by blacks
>Basketball is dominated by blacks
>Hockey is dominated by Canadians
>Sawker is dominated by women
Why are white American men so shit at sports other than hot dog eating?
Whites win at parenting
>>68218036
/thread
>>68217919
>MLB baseball is 60% white
>"dominated by Hispanics"
Wew lad
So the French government will release a free "Attack alert App" (Alerte attentat)
If a terrorist attack happens during the Euros, people will know where they should avoid going through push news on their smartphones.
http://www.lefigaro.fr/actualite-france/2016/06/08/01016-20160608ARTFIG00066-le-gouvernement-lance-une-application-alerte-attentat.php
Will you get you one of those, /sp/?
kind of sad that we live in a world where this is a thing
>>68217838
I agree, all Western kuffars just need to convert to Islam and the attacks will stop.
>>68217838
I really wish you wouldn't have gone to Iraq, although I'm not blaiming you for the Muslim savagery
Heckles fly from every smoking area we pass. “Fuck off to London, you full-kit wanker”; “Vardy’s leaving because of you, you cunt”; “Where’s your fucking Arsenal kit, stalker?” It feels like we're the out-of-town boxers who won't even make it to the ring.
Disturbed by the insults and hostility, James, his ever-loyal agent pulls us both into a nearby McDonald’s to hide, where he makes a flustered phone call to his business partner. Directly outside, a man is (inexplicably) punching himself in the face, while a sobbing girl pleads with him to “leave it.” It’s 9pm and I’m shitting myself.
http://www.shortlist.com/news/we-went-on-a-night-out-with-the-jamie-vardy-lookalike
>>68217808
>a man is (inexplicably) punching himself in the face, while a sobbing girl pleads with him to “leave it.”
>>68217821
lester is no meme lad
>laffs
Shut your fucking mouth.
>>68217682
>California hockey
>laffs
EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW THE SCORE, THEY'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE
THEY JUST KNOW, THEY'RE SO SURE
THAT ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY, GONNA BLOW IT AWAY
BUT I KNOW THEY CAN PLAY,
'CAUSE I REMEMBER
THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
THIRTY YEARS OF HURT
NEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT CHAT SHIT
>THIRTY YEARS OF HURT
It's bit more than that by now.
>>68217462
>>68217484
SO MANY JOKES, SO MANY SNEERS
BUT ALL THOSE ”OH SO NEAR’S”
WEAR YOU DOWN, THROUGH THE YEARS
BUT I STILL SEE THAT TACKLE BY MOORE
AND WHEN LINEKER SCORED, BOBBY BELTING THE BALL
AND NOBBY DANCING
THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
THIRTY YEARS OF HURT
NEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING
The great debate
Which of these two do you guys figure is going to be starting for Germany in the euros?
Schweini, the usual captain, was called up for the tournament in the final hours as he got over his injury. An injury that put an end to a lukewarm season at United.
Khedira, however, has been captaining Germany a few times lately in the absence of Schweini, being a starter. And he has had a good season with Juve, being a regular whenever he was not injured (24 games all season in total), including being a starter in that insane winning streak they had.
Who is most likely to start?
>lukewarm season at United
That's a nice way of putting it
>>68217098
probably going to be a Schweinsteiger, Khedira, Kroos midfield.
>>68217098
Khedira without a doubt
