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why did they even filter out "t b h"? are they just trying to ruin this place as best they can?
literally what was the justification for it? it was just a harmless meme
>>68725377
because of underage wiggers like you talking like we're on Twitter.
>>68725377
since when the fuck is this a meme? people have been using t.b.h for fucking ages and it was just standard netspeak
>>68725377
while cuck, a word who lost all it's meaning got its filter removed. should've been the opposite innit
Ameribros and ausfriends I need your imput on how to fix this semen slurpage
>>68725223
Shot clock. Unlimited Subs. Goals scored from outside the penalty area are worth 2 points. 10% larger goal. 3 timeouts per team per half. An NFL style playoff system.
>>68725223
it's fine, just add replay review so the halal refs don't have the final say.
Automatic reds for diving or faking injury. If a player lays on the field for more than 10 seconds after a foul, he gets carted off and can't come back in for 5 minutes.
Add automatic replay for penalty kicks and red cards. And each team gets one challenge per game to use on offsides, corner or goal kick situations,etc.
England, France, Germany and USA control fifa to stop third world rigging and bribes.
What did he mean by that?
He APOLOGIZED to us like you all should
>>68725855
>apologizing to fans after they boo you and throw shit on the field
>"Mexican" intellectuals
>>68725855
EHHH PU70
So, Warriors fans, do you know that this historical choke will NEVER be forgotten, right?
>>68725061
>73-9
>Lose finals after being up 3-1
TOPPEST OF KEKS
>Go Steph goooo
>Go Steph goooo
>Hey Steph Curry what do you say?
>Golden's gonna win today
>>68725061
Well I remember people saying they would never forget the mavs playoff/final chokes. I never hear about it now.
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/quiz-can-you-name-these-euro-2016-players-based-on-their-club-career/83140
Dey tuk er jerbs
Kys OP
>>68724999
no u
He's back lads.
>Ched Evans, who faces a retrial over rape allegations in October, has joined League One side Chesterfield on a one-year deal.
>Former Wales striker Evans was jailed in 2012 for raping a 19-year-old woman, but had his conviction quashed by the Court of Appeal in April. The 27-year-old, who has always denied the charges against him, was released from jail in October 2014 after serving half of a five-year sentence.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36575406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY
>>68724918
This is sick not another shekel of my money will be going in to Chesterfield.
or should I say RAPEsterfield
>pre euros hype
>ronaldo is going get golden boot no question
>first match against literally who
>no goals
>h-he's just warming up, they parked the bus
>next match he will score easily
>second match against literally who
>misses every chance
>nani is playing better
>get a random pen
>TSUUU I TOLD YOU RON WOULD SCOR-
>he missed
but at least he scored 6 against malmo r-right? still best player in the world
TSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Now he faces his true challenge.
>>68724729
I never get tired of people showing me their fantasty football teams and them being in disbelief when I tell them Ronaldo is a terrible pick. Then he gets like 0 points every tournament.
Almost as funny as people doing fantasy football.
Lets win today, boys.
Ok.
>>68724678
Ok.
Will do my best.
>post yfw vardy wins one for da land
Shameless bump
>Leicester wins a cihip
>cleveland wins a chip
>england wins a chip
can it happen?
IT'S HAPPENING
J U S T I C E
Happy for him.
>>68724383
CHED EVANS' ON FIRE
DEFENCELESS GIRLS ARE TERRIFIED
who /lifelong/ here?
Took this in 2013 against the Sixers and they lost. C.J Miles led the team with 19 and Dion and Kyrie were injured.
>>68724330
I became life long at the start of the finals
>>68724330
Lifelong here, I've never been to an NBA game but I've literally had league pass for 10 years and watched all Cavs games since the LeBron draft (I moved from Europe in 2000 and abandoned soccer for basketball). I had the most respect to The Cavs and the 76ers with A.I.
i still remember when i was a kid in the early lebron stages that i would wear a red cavs headband when i played basketball so i could be like lebron james
holy fuck guys it actually happened
Really makes you think................
>>68724287
Is that why all the Euro teams are now African, Arab, or other Muslim?
Goodbye, white people.
>>68724287
Did you know that Xherdan Shaqiri and Granit Xhaka are both Kosovan Albanians (ethnic Albanians from Kosovo).
Granit was born in Switzerland though while Xherdan migrated when he was 1 year old.
>>68724287
still can't beat >us
Now that the dust is settled and the meme-hating is finally over, can we admit that it would have been a lot better for the world if a decent god-fearing family man like Steph Curry won the NBA Championships?
>>68724282
NO.
Bye, Ayesha.
Hide all Stephanie threads.
>>68724282
>if a decent god-fearing family man like Steph Curry won the NBA Championships
You mean multiple? He already won one. What are you autist keep on spouting about? At least your shitty bandwagon team already won 2 nba titles.
>>68724282
Yes, that's why the merchants rigged it the other way
![813px-FIFA_World_Cup_2006_Logo.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VawToj5.png "813px-FIFA World Cup 2006 Logo.svg[1]")
ITT: Tournaments that England rightfully won
![756px-UEFA_Euro_1996_logo.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6sknLSt.png "756px-UEFA Euro 1996 logo.svg[1]")
>>68724289
Ronaldo: Do you like Cristiano Ronaldo?
Bale: He’s OK.
Ronaldo: His early work was a little too assist-friendly for my tastes, but when he started hogging all the set-pieces, I think he really came into his own, commercially and statistically. The whole free-kick preparation has a clear, crisp view of his ass, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the kicks a big boost, into the stands. He's been compared to Lionel Messi, but I think Cristiano has a far more self-indulgent, cynical sense of how to play football.
Bale: Hey Quaresma.
Ronaldo: Yes, Bale?
Bale: Why is there boy’s underwear all over the place, d-do you have a kid? A little test-tube baby or something?
Ronaldo: No, Bale.
Bale: Is that a Moroccan rentboy with a gimp mask in the other room?
Ronaldo: Yes it is! In 2016, Cristiano released this, his latest set-piece collection, his most accomplished string of failures to date. I think his undisputed masterpiece is his penalty miss against Austria, a miss so terrible, most people probably don't listen to him shouting “TSUUUUUU” during the run-up. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of crippling your team, and the importance of stat-padding, it's also a personal statement about Ronaldo himself.
[places ball on floor and begins a run up]
Ronaldo: Hey Garethl!
[he kicks the ball at Bale’s head, missing entirely and breaking a window. The Moroccan gimp runs in and beats Bale to death. Blood splatters over Ronaldo]
Ronaldo: TRY SCORING A FREE-KICK NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
Chuckled through it but the end wasn't clever enough
I'll give you a 5.5/10 for the Quaresma part, that was sort of clever.
Jorge, it's Cristiano, Cristiano Ronaldo. You're my agent so I think you should know: I've missed a lot of set-pieces. Some penalties in the Euro 2016, some free-kicks maybe 5,000 or 10,000, um a penalty in the Champions League final. I left it in a Van Der Saar's face in some Russian stadium. I killed Real, my club, with a penalty miss against Bayern, and some man uh some balding old faggot Bale with set-piece deprivation for the last year. I killed another girl in the stand with a free-kick, I had to, she almost got me thinking I might still like girls and uh something else there I can't remember maybe a penalty, but I missed that too. And Portugal. I killed Portugal's 2014 World Cup campaign with a free kick into Lahm's foot, it's body is dissolving in a vat of corrosive tap-ins and moaning. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've missed maybe 20,000 set-pieces, maybe 40,000. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the management have seen the tapes. I even, um... I collect pictures of boy's underwear. Last night I, uh, I just had to let down a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty big fraud. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at a gay orgy in Morocco, so you know, keep your eyes open.
![ciao[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rd9kfNU.png "ciao[1]")
