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What's the appeal of being a ball boy?
Groaning and ass.
Looking up the player's skirts
>>69029825
You're outside collecting tennis balls instead of inside listening to your mom get railed by Serena's 12 inch BBC
What went wrong?
Dentists
Part timers
>>69029791
you big yourselves up before you do anything m8
The rest of the world prays every night in hope that the United States of America won't start taking soccer seriously.
>>69029742
please stfu with this meme
We do take it more seriously than other World Powers like China and Russia and we still suck.
>>69029867
Until soccer offers the same contracts offered by literally every other major sport in the US, our national team will always be our D-team athletes
Sometimes I wonder, if sports like Baseball or American football ever get globalized. Would America start sucking balls at them too?
I mean look at England, they claim to have invented football and today they were BTFO by a dentist and his crew
Miss me yet?
>>69048083
>Chiraq
Basically Rio without the Zika
>>69048083
I've never been.
Isn't the motherfucking lake frozen during the entire year? Also, why would you build that in Chicago of all places?
MFW Soccer stuff comes on the news and it shows how excited the rest of the world is about it.
Post your soccer reaction face.
>"I call Football, soccer. How controversial I am"
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If Messi had played for Spain like all you low-test betas would have if you were in his shoes, he would have two Euro Cups and One or Two World Cups
>>69029354
But he doesn't, does he?
He would have hindered the team
>>69029375
how exactly? it would be the barca front three villa-messi-pedro with xavi-biscuits-xavi behind, they would have raped everything
Americans, apologize.
who
what
why
LEAVE YOU STANKIN NIGGA
>That guy is only 18 years old and already more successful in his short lifespan than I will ever be in my entire lifetime
Although as a Swiss citizen it pains me to say it, I think we can all agree that Djokovic is the GOAT. Who can stop him from completing a calendar Grand Slam?
He's going to be the first player to achieve the Calendar Golden slam.
>>69029348
>Golden
Is everything fucking golden to you Euros?
>>69029369
Olympics m8
find a flaw
zero champions league titles
>>69046445
His dick is not in my mouth right now. That's a flaw.
He won't play forever.
It's the only flaw Buffon has
http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2016/6/27/12038594/argentina-stars-retire-messi-higuain-mascherano-di-maria-copa-america-final-loss
>"...Other reports and rumors add Javier Mascherano and Gonzalo HiguaÃn to that list as well, making the total of major players leaving the Argentina national team eight including Messi. Six of those players -- Messi, Mascherano, HiguaÃn, Di MarÃa, Banega and Biglia -- started the Copa América final, and Agüero saw significant minutes off the bench. Lavezzi likely would have played a role as well, but he broke...
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i'm sorry ;_;
>you saw Brazil and Argentina die as soccer nations
>>69030180
this must feel like a Twilight Zone moment for you
>I wanted to see Messi fail
>We all did
>So I did the only thing I could: I..............I sold my soul to the devil
>And he made it happen
>I'm sorry =((((((((((((((((((((
Why do you peoples waste your lives getting excited over some muscle heads chasing a ball around ?
Indeed, why bother with such lowly pursuits, when you can enjoy the esoteric pleasure of getting cucked.
If you don't understand passion for a sport, you cannot give an opinion.
Because it's the only thing in our lives worth getting excited about
Post in this thread only if you got JUST the fuck out
Argentina, Spain and Mexico bros
>>69028559
>Implying our JUSTS are as bad as yours
>>69028559
>losing to a dentist and porn director
Stop bully
This is an anti bully thread
>A FUCKING PART-TIME DENTIST
For the Glory of Wales!
>>69027963
Stop bullying England u cunt.
>>69027963
I couldn't believe that shit until I actually went and read it on a news site.
the fuck england
Friendly reminder that the team you all seem to like so much did THIS BAD during the last two WC.
Those were literally meme groups and yet we JUST
>>69027882
What the fuck happened?
Still better than england
I see your trick, Luigi. I know that, via utilisation of meme magic, Italy are only good when there are no expectations. I'm going to hype them into a 5-0 defeat, which of course would never happen because this Italian squad is probably the best squad of all time and will definitely walk the Euros. They're favourites, that's all there is to it. The backline is so in-synch, and Buffon has aged like a fine Tuscan wine. Pelle has come into great form and his link-up play with the supporting players is practically Giroudesque. There's no stopping them.
>implying you can win against fucking vikings
>>69027854
>implying we didn't
Fuck, how have you missed that Heritage Minute it's on everyday almost.
>>69027854
Karen sez piss off
>Vikings
>All skinny twinks
Nah nigga
