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Why are they so obsessed with what people think of them? Can they talk about something that is not themselves for longer than one minute?
>>69120187
Typical nigger mentality, which is why they won't ever achieve anything
>it's another german, dutch and canadian try to belittle Poortugal thread
Also, Pooland will arrive soon for max buthurt.
It's 7/1 today or 1/7 depending on where you live.
How are you celebrating this magical day?
>>69119852
I'm not allowed to celebrate this anymore, thanks Osorio
>>69120490
At least there will never be a 7/0 date.
>>69120490
Kek don't worry mexibro, you're bound to play against Barbados at some point and pass the torch
Will there ever be a moment as JUST as this?
Germany 0-0 Latvia Euro 2004
>>69119747
A FUCKING DENTIST comes close desu
>>69119747
Mexico (spics, wetbacks, beaners) getting BTFO 7-0 by chile (also spics) is the closest thing
Why are the Scottish so pathetic?
>>69119682
We're not the ones that lost to Iceland, m8.
Scots must really hate the English for the Brexit.
Since 2000
4 semi-finals!
FOUR!
And one Final!
PLEASE WIN THIS TIME!
PLEASEEEE!
I HAVE A DREAM!!
PORTUGAL!
it's like Germany on World Cup
4 Semi finals since 2000
And two finals, but they finally won in 2014
>>69119379
pls Donaldo win
Its not coming home, Alberto. We can MAYBE meme our way past Belgium but Italy and Germany would destroy us in the final
Euro 2004. At home. Golden generation. We lost. It's never coming home
Who is Kanye of sports?
Remy Lacroix
Ibramemevic
>>69119239
fantastic post
Damn, Ronaldo plays like *that*...?!?
Imagine being Quaresma in that game and having to be all like "damn, Ronaldo, you fuckin' great, all godlike with your tight passes and incredible shots. I would totally pair up with you, both as a team mate and a friend." when all he really wants to do is have another gypsy orgy in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Quaresma and not only run in that field while Cristiano Ronaldo flaunts his sloppy play in front of you, the favorable camera work miserably failing at concealing his slips and chokes, and just run there, pass after pass, hour after hour, while he continues to fuck up. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking play but his cocky attitude as every retard at every Portuguese bar screams out he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CRISTIANO RONALDO PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to be there and watch his womanly fucking goblin feet contort into types of positions you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the capital of Portugal. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can hear the "tsuuu" that's breaking out off his deformed throat as he blurts it out to make another one of his three celebration poses, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be there and revel in his "Masterful (for that is what he calls himself)" play, the play he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the manager calls for the team to pass him the ball again, and you know you could kill every single person in this stadium before the retarded french security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Quaresma. You're not going to lose your salary over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>69119368
What did he mean by this...?
>>69119368
10/10 would read again
Who would win a match-up?
Only players that are still in the Euros allowed.
Natives seemed to overpowered so I've put TSU in there.
>143 shots on goal
>0 goals
>hitlerjugendweilt over Hummels.
Pls kys
>Griezmann
>French
On that ticket
>Miroslav Klose
>Podolski
>German
What are other Yuro players that are playing for the wrong Yuro country?
>Boateng/Pepe
Unstoppable
are you ready?
>>69118437
He scares me.
>>69118437
He scares me.
>>69118437 (OP)
He scares me.
How does it feel knowing that no matter what, no matter how hard your country tries, the USA will walk away from the Olympics with the most medals? We're top dog, always have been, always will be, USA USA USA. Are you other countries even trying, you're all a joke compared to us.
Per capita
>>69118166
The medals that Americans win are a meme. A shark will always be faster than Michael Phelps. There isn't an animal on Earth that could have beaten Chris Hoy in a cycling race.
What happens here?
Losses and inbreeding
Letting down a Country
>>69117969
Hey, you can't call us inbred then root for Iceland.
Add name(s) if known
Alexia Stoltidou (PAOK, Salonica)
Move over Glenn Hoddle, we've found ourselves the new worst pundit on TV.
>>69117408
Scumbag
>>69117408
is he the biggest cunt in football?
>>69118190
Dunno. Revelations about his personal life certainly take the edge off what he was as a player.
So I'm in my car driving to work this morning when suddenly the crushing realization that we will never win a World Cup hits me. I felt a wave of panic rush over me as the years tick by with nothing to show for it and then became angry that nothing is being done about this. Does anyone actually believe that >we will ever win a World Cup? Who's still naive enough to think that we have any chance?
We'll never win it or even get close to winning it if most of our players are playing in MLS and not in European leagues.
>>69117003
You know what you have to do. Drop the shitty baseball game entirely and raise a generation of champions. You can do it America!!
>>69117003
i think we get to a final in the next 50 years idk if ill live that long 2bh
Now that the dust has settled we sho...
NAH JK LMAOOOO
>LOL YOU'LL GET BTFO BY HUNGARY, NO CHANCE MOOORTUGAAL (XDDDD) !!!!!
Portugal proceeds to BTFO hungry.
>THIS TIME IS FOR REAL, CROATIA WILL SHUT YOU DOWN, SAY BYE BYE POORTUGALLL :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Portugal proceeds to BTFO the crocks.
>NOOOOOW ITS FOR REAL, BASED LEWANDOWSKI WILL SEND THE PORTUGUESE NIGGERS HOME (OUR TEAM IS REALLY WHITE BTW LOOOL!!!!!)
Portugal sends the slav niggers home.
>HOLD ON A SECOND PORTUGAL, BELGIUM WILL ETC ETC ETC
Lmfao are you guys even trying anymore? Do you think that DISCOUNT FRANCE will shutdown BASED PORTUGAL which mastered meme magic? KEK
Portugal will win. Belgium will score the first goal in the first half. Portugal then scores around the 60th minute and it will then be a draw. We will go to penalties and Portugal will advance.
Just face it waffles. You're going home. Just bend over and it will all be over soon.
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
tsu....?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
