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My attacking football will bring you tears of JOY, said a proud ROY
Before playing for you, I'll commit HARA-KIRI, replied Xherdan SHAQIRI
C'mon, let's play footy and have a good TIME, cheered le cut inside MAN
I'm in, just let me finish my PEPSI, chimed Leo MESSI
3-0
>>63727245
KEEP
>>63727252
>>63727254
Wahey dickhead!
>Worst Spam
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
clean
13, I HAD MY FIRST LOVE
Cause the real main event in Cotto vs. Canelo was dem titties.
And one more.
do you have any of her anus?
>>63726907
>>63726919
Damn
Now that's a god tier beard
Who's the most hated teams in every sport?
I'm assuming
NFL
>pats
MLB
>Yankees
NBA
>Lakers
>or possibly LeBron powered Heat
F1
>Ferrari/Hamilton
Motogp
>Marquez/Lorenzo
Am i wrong on any of those?
What about other sports internationally?
Picture unrelated
>>63726806
2 of those aren't sport
Proposals for CFB
>Trojans
>Buckeyes
I don't get this pic. Is the joke that this is supposed to be a substitute for graduation ceremony?
>le speedy mong
>>63726493
He's gonna get Penaldo sold
>>63726533
Good,it's about time this guy gets exposed.
We're going to lose to the vikings today.
My QB is a gay islam defender.
We lost to the Buncos in what could have been dismissed as an oddball game.
Then we lost to a meme nigger.
Then we lost to the lions.
Going from being a legit answer to "Who can stop the Patriots" shitposts is agonizing and embarrassing.
Just fuck me up I don't care anymore.
U rly thing arodg is gay?
>>63726487
When your team is in ashes only then do you have my permission to die.
>>63726505
Dude is gayer than Michael Sam. Look at everything about him.
I have never seen a more obvious closet case. It's actually embarrassing. Just come out of the closet, a'aron rosheesh.
>we were born in time to see Messi, Neymar, CRonaldo, Iniesta and England's brave Jamie Vardy
>we were born in time to see Floyd Mayweather
>we were born in time to see Adolfo Cambiaso
>we were born in time to see Nadal, Djokovic and Federer
We are so lucky, the 2010s will be remembered as the GOAT sports decade
>>63726115
Lmao
>we were born just in time to see the Era of Stephen Curry
>we were born just in time to see the Era of Lewis Hamilto
Nadal's irrelevant now though.
Literally who can stop him?
>>63725894
>Literally who
you already /threaded yourself anon. Impressive
Any tall strong centre half
>>63725894
Literally who, indeed.
Who's gonna win today?
1st Place Minnesota Vikings
Aiken, Marvin jones or karlos Williams at flex?
>>63725824
No matter who wins, we all lose.
Is he the third best player in the world?
Is he better than C. Ronaldo?
1. Messi
2. Suarez
3. Neymar
>>63725784
>Is he the third best player in the world?
no, second
>Is he better than C. Ronaldo?
is this even a question?
Second best. Neymar is the type of player that can carry a team under Messi's absence. Rolando is the type that can only score goals against teams like Granada and go missing in big matches. He needs people like Benzema, James, Di Maria, Ozil and Bale to feed him poacher goals while going missing most of the match. The guy is past his prime
I've done it /sp/. I have created the formula to find out which US city is the most successful in sports, I call it the Sports Success Rate. It's pretty simple really, SSR = # of titles/# of teams. Some ground rules before we start.
All cities counted have at least 3 teams.
“City” consists of the whole metro area.
No MLS.
Titles won after 2005 have a multiplier of x1.5, while titles won before 1970 have a multiplier of x0.5.
Titles won by a team that has left the city are nullified.
Titles won by a team before they moved into the city are nullified.
Titles won outside the current league format (ABA championships, AFL championships) are nullified.
Cities in alphabetical order.
ATL: Falcons (0) Braves (1*1) Hawks (0) = 1/3=0.33
BOS: Patriots (3*1 + 1*1.5) Red Sox (4*0.5 + 1*1 + 2*1.5) Celtics (11*0.5 + 5*1 + 1*1.5) Bruins (4*0.5 + 1*1 + 1*1.5) = 27/4= 6.75
CHI: Bears (1*1) Cubs (2*0.5) White Sox (2*0.5 + 1*1.5) Bulls (6*1) Blackhawks (3*0.5 + 3*1.5) = 16.5/5=3.3
CLE: Browns (0) Indians (2*0.5) Cavaliers (0) = 1/3=0.33
DAL: Cowboys (5*1) Rangers (0) Mavericks (1*1.5) Stars (1*1) = 7.5/4=1.875
DC: Redskins (3*1) Nationals (0) Wizards (0) Capitals (0) = 3/4=0.75
DEN: Broncos (2*1) Rockies (0) Nuggets (0) Avalanche (2*1) = 4/4=1
DET: Lions (0) Tigers (3*0.5 + 1*1) Pistons (3*1) Red Wings (7*0.5 + 3*1 + 1*1.5) = 13/4=3.25
HOU: Texans (0) Astros (0) Rockets (2*1) = 0.67
LA: Dodgers (3*0.5 + 2*1) Angels (1*1) Lakers (9*1 + 2*1.5) Clippers (0) Kings (2*1.5) Ducks (1*1.5) = 21/6=3.5
MIA: Dolphins (2*1) Marlins (2*1) Heat (3*1.5) Panthers (0) = 8.5/4=2.125
MIN: Vikings (0) Twins (2*1) Timberwolves (0) Wild (0) = 2/4=0.5
NY: Giants (2*1 + 2*1.5) Jets (1*0.5) Yankees (20*0.5 + 6*1 + 1*1.5) Mets (1*0.5 + 1*1) Knicks (2*1) Nets (0) Rangers (3*0.5 + 1*1) Islanders (4*1) = 32/8=4
SF: 49ers (5*1) Raiders (2*1) Giants (3*1.5) A’s (4*1) Warriors (1*1 + 1*1.5) Sharks (0) = 18/6=3
PHI: Eagles (0) Phillies (1*1 + 1*1.5) 76ers (1*0.5 + 1*1) Flyers (2*1) = 6/4=1.5
nice autismo faggot
>>63725767
PHX: Cardinals (0) Diamondbacks (1*1) Suns (0) Coyotes (0) = 1/4=0.25
PIT: Steelers (4*1 + 2*1.5) Pirates (3*0.5 + 2*1) Penguins (2*1 + 1*1.5) = 14/3=4.67
STL: Rams (1*1) Cardinals (8*0.5 + 1*1 + 1*1.5) Blues (0) = 7.5/3=2.5
TB: Buccaneers (1*1) Rays (0) Lightning (1*1) = 2/3=0.67
Therefore it can be concluded that Boston is the greatest sports city in the US, while Pheonix is the most pathetic.
Honestly anybody living in a city with an SSR less than 1 should just kill themselves.
Really? You're not going to count the wizards championship because they used to be called the bullets?
Who's excited to see how Brock Osweiler preforms today? His first NFL regular season start.
Also hoping Packers lose so I can prank call a faggot. That is all. :^)
>>63725679
He won't be too impressive, the Broncos O is shit.
>>63727077
You're retarded. It's Chicken Parm that mad our O shit. He couldn't keep the safeties honest cause he can't go deep.
And he threw a thousand picks
>all dem bootlegs
You niggas ready
I KNOW THE GAME HASN'T EVEN STARTED BUT FUCK IT BROS. WE DID IT
>CHEFNIGGERS
>ALEX SMETH
>THE METH INFESTED CITY OF KANSAS SHITTY
San Diego sucks just as much dick
>>63725589
t. meth addicted Chefsnigger
>>63725570
fck yeah chargers fpor life everyone else jealous lol
Cowboys are 150-147 since 1997 with 2 playoff wins, so why do their fans act like "DEM BOYZ" are the best team in the league?
>>63725542
because people from Texas are fucking retards and the rest of America thinks they are annoying.
The thing that annoys me the most is how people think they're still gonna win the division just because they have Romo back. 7 (seven) straight losses this season. You can't come back from that.
Like most people in America now, they don't need evidence to support a points. People just shout random shit that doesn't make sense.
>THE COWBOYS ARE THE BEST
>CAUSE WE "AMARIKUS" TEAM
