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JUST
START
>He's done in Cleveland
>who?
>yes
THE
FT:
Zenit 2-0 Valencia
BATE 1-1 Leverkusen
HT:
Barcelona 3-0 Roma
Maccabi Tel-Aviv 0-1 Chelsea
Porto 0-1 Dynamo Kiev
Bayern 3-0 Olympiakos
Arsenal 2-0 Dinamo Zagreb
Lyon 1-1 Gent
>de jews
*breathes*
>>63776252
thanks giannis
Who can stop him, dare I say it?
Vardy
Suarez couldn't even tie Van Nistelrooys record and Vardy's smashed it
Eredivisie defenders mainly.
Le Wandowski face
Who can stop us?
Ticket prices?
Is Tom Brady also #1 in making guys question their sexuality?
Y-yes
I don't want to fuck him though.
I want to be him, or be more like him. There is a difference.
That makes him #1 in three areas
Questioning your sexuality
Being a cuckekold icon
Cheating to """""win""""" (is it really winning if no one respects you?)
16-0 EDDITION
GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS. WE FUCKEN DID IT
>IMPLYING THE LAKERS STAND A CHANCE
Everybody in the league except Laker dick riders/LeBron dick riders welcomed... yes that includes you Sacramento bros... ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE
I understand this is a jinx attempt but the Lakers are so shit this year it's not even worth trying
Who can stop us lads?
In a stunning turn of events the 32 owners of the NFL remove Roger Goodell from his post as head of the NFL and appoint you as the new commissioner of the league. Disgusted by the state of the NFL they also vote to give you complete control of the league. You have absolute authority to move/rename franchises, add teams, add or remove rules, and do everything possible to save football. What do you do /sp/?
I'll start. Presenting the new and vastly improved NFL:
>NFC West
LA Rams, Portland Jacks (formerly Cleveland Browns), San(ta Clara) Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks
>NFC North
Chicago Bears, Detroit Brawlers, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings
>NFC East
London Spitfires (formerly Jaguars), New York Titans (Jets), Niagra Thunder (Buffalo Bills), Philadelphia Eagles
>NFC South
Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, Dallas Cowboys, New Orleans Saints
>AFC West
Arizona Cardinals, Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Bandits
>AFC North
Cincinnati Bengals, Indianapolis Colts, Pittsburgh Steelers, Toronto Chargers
>AFC East
Baltimore Ravens, New England Patriots, New Jersey Giants, Washington Minutemen
>AFC South
Houston Texans, Miami Dolphins, San Antonio Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
This is a good thread OP. I will be lurking
>>63774577
i immediately begin plotting another sting operation to take the patriots down
I'd move the Seahawks to Oklahoma City.
I'd move the Ravens to the AFC east, the Dolphins to the AFC South, and the Colts to the AFC North.
Buffabros, what went wrong? Can we still clinch a wild card spot? Can we make the playoffs finally? Get the fuck in here and weep with me.
nothing went wrong buffabro
the defense held the pats to 20 points
they were one missed tackle away from a tie game as well
they were one missed fg away from a lead
brady got knocked down over 10 times, most he's had in forever
the refs were equally bad for both teams. and the injuries they suffered vs the pats will be hard for the kansas city game, but i think they will curbstomp alex smith
they're still 100% in control of their own destiny bro, no need to panic yet
Defense was good, offense just couldn't produce.
please lose more games
sincerely, a jets fan
Lineups
>Bayern Munich
Neuer, Rafinha, Boateng, Badstuber, Lahm, Vidal, Coman, Costa, Robben, Muller, Lewandowski
>Olympiacos
Gago, Masuaku, Siovas, Manuel da Costa, Elabdellaoui, Millivojevic, Cambiaso, Kasami, de Freita Cou, Felipe Pardo, Ideye
3-0 atm
>3-0
get it together Marco.
>bayern trash olympiacos
>arsenal manage to fuck up
imagine the keks
yiddo YIDDO yiddo YIDDO
yiddo YIDDO yiddo YIDDO
Looks like one of those games were Chelsea will let the good guys try to score without defending, if this is the start.
>Israel
>Europe
>Le seperate a child from his mother man
maybe his mother was a junkie?
>i suffer in Europe
>>63774349
i thought he just nutted inside some poor slut and gave her money to shut up and give him the baby instead of avorting it or asking him for ridiculous child support
>you will never grow up in Indiana during the Peyton Manning years
>you will never grow up in New England during the Tom Brady years
>you will never grow up in San Francisco during the Joe Montana years
>you will never grow up in Colorado during the Elway years
If you're any of these count your fucking blessings.
>tfw I will always be a Cleveland sports fan
>>63773695
Lebron is bound to win at least one championship for you guys buddy
>>63773695
>Tennessee sports fan
>you will never care about any of this
>ever
Now that the dust has settled.
How good of a player was he?
>>63773685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdfuyWZrCsQ
>>63773685
Who the fuck is that?
The best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMzI7jSjx0
>"Best in the world, did you bang my underage daughter?"
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
is 'tsuuuu' part of a tuga accent or just a ronald thing?
what the hell
less cringy than usual but still
Tell me about Brady. Why doesn't he lose?
too alpha
i thought i had brady filtered ffs
