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http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/model-nataly-rincon-reveals-saucy-details-of-her-night-with-cristiano-ronaldo/news-story/96ba362676b6a2fc3f6286e9224e5f6a
>Revealing he was a great dancer, she added: “There was alcohol, I was happy. He stood in front of me and said, ‘Look at how I dance’ and he danced in a really sensual, sexy way. It was great.
>ronaldo will never dance for you in a really sensual, sexy way
just kill me already
>>65698345
>‘Look at how I dance’
I don't care what anyone says, Ronaldo is far more autistic than Messi.
>Look at how I dance
good god, Donald. you're lucky you're rich and world famous
>>65698345
>>65698379
You can probably get away with saying just about anything when you're rich, famous, and good looking. I'm pretty sure Ronaldo could have said "Y-you want t-to, you know, maybe have sex with me?" and he still would have gotten laid.
Derby della Scala edition
>yesterday
Bologna-Juventus 0-0
>today
Verona-Chievo 18.00 CET
Inter-Sampdoria 20.45 CET
>tomorrow afternoon
Atalanta-Fiorentina 15.00 CET
Genoa-Udinese
Sassuolo-Empoli
Torino-Carpi
Frosinone-Lazio 18.00
Roma-Palermo 20.45
Based Toni
Porco Dio pedofilo cagato dalla madonna deflorata con un trapano da tutti gli angeli in colonna (Porco Dio porca Madonna), che la sbattono contro la croce dov'è inchiodato il porco di cristo dio cacca che sputa teste di bambinello mentre dio girarrosto e stuprapolli azzanna il culo di Gesù polpo infiocinato all'intestino da Padre Pio che annega nella diarrea sanguinolenta di San Giuseppe ricchione mentre Madre Teresa si scopa nel culo venti mazzi di cazzi di lebbrosi e si beve la sborra e condita coi succhi anali di Padre Pio vomitandola addosso a Don Matteo, che è solito infilzare San Sebastiano con la forcella della bici sodomizzandolo coi sandali di Cristo appena estratti dalla fica della Maddalena che spruzza il suo mestruo sui fedeli che, inneggiando bestemmie contro gli apostoli che si masturbano di fronte alla foto di San Crispino e, solfeggiando rutti, ficcano dita in culo a San Pietro per farlo eiaculare tramite stimolazione interna della prostata mostrandogli allo stesso tempo la fica slabbrata della troia di Santa Rita stuprata da quel coglione del papa che intanto inneggia a dio impestato fruttolo rancido defecando cotolette di maiale mangiate il venerdì santo insieme a San Pietro che incide a Mosè un pentacolo sulla cappella mentre Ratzinger si spalma su un palo col Ciao Piaggio perché lo Spirito Santo gli infila la lingua in culo fino al pancreas perché giocando a playstation ha bestemmiato troppo poco la madonna cui la passera puzza di broccolo bollito e che guarda su YouTube i filmati di San Tommaso che si brucia i peli pubici e infila lo scroto in una friggitrice accesa da San Benedetto da Norcia che balla la lap dance con un salame infilato su per il culo
>Someone actually made a /calcio/ thread
BASED
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Can't wait for Mancini to get sacked after tonights 0-0 draw
1. Manchester United
2. Real Madrid
--Power Gap--
3. AC Milan
4. Liverpool
5. Barcelona
6. Juventus
7. Bayern Munich
8. Arsenal
9. Inter Milan
10. Borussia Dortmund
11. Benfica
12. Celtic
13. Atletico Madrid
14. Schalke
15. Ajax
16. Galatasaray
17. Everton
18. Spurs
19. Valencia
20. Roma
Disclaimer: Criteria based on a number of factors including but not limited to local and global fanbase, sponsorship deals, on and off the pitch success, legacy, stadium size, average attendances, marketability, GOATS (players and managers) produced/represented and prestige.
FULL
>>65697068
>No Lyon
c'mon son, why so ABFrance
>it's an ABU pretending to be a Manchester United fan pretending to be an ABU pretending to be a Manchester United fan
boooooooooring
Kick off is minutes away
If you find a stream, share it desu
Sydney FC are absolute shit while the Wanderers are coming off a 5-2 loss to FUCKING WELLINGTON
If the Wanderers fans light a flare, they'll be docked three points.
>>65693889
hello m8
caarn wsw #COYW
I'm tipping a draw with Sydney equalising in stoppage time for the banter and at least seven flares
Why does Berlin have bad football teams?
Is it because half of the city was commie until 1990?
There is a joke in here about forming a wall for free kicks and then it falling down.
It's literally their year la
>>65691324
To get relegated?
Olynyk officially cut his hair edition.
>>65689882
Any screencaps of his hair?
Go Celtics.
ayy lol
WEEK ONE
>Thursday February 18
Hawthorn Hawks def Carlton Blues @ York Park, Launceston TAS; 19:10 AEDT
>Friday February 19
Fremantle Dockers def Richmond Tigers @ Rushton Park, Mandurah WA; 16:10 AWST
>Saturday February 20
St Kilda Saints vs North Melbourne Kangaroos @ Norm Minns Oval, Wangaratta VIC; 14:05 AEDT
Sydney Swans vs Port Adelaide Power @ Blacktown International Sportspark, Blacktown NSW; 16:40 AEDT
>Sunday February 21
Adelaide Crows vs West Coast Eagles @ Unley Oval, Adelaide SA; 13:35 ACDT
Brisbane Lions vs Gold Coast Suns @ the Moreton Bay Central Sports Complex, Burpengary QLD; 15:40 AEDT
1st for /iggs/
>1sting your own thread
Pathetic, waba.
I dont mind you making the threads but can you pls just use the AFL logo instead of these generic images
This is all I ask
>1973
That anthem rendition was really nice
Hope Jimmer drops 40 so we can sell him for draft picks
second ring you feel so good
defense carried me this far
>>65678041
Rubbing nuts on her face.
>literally scared of being a cuck
Kek
The great debate
>>65677816
lol. not in the same category
>le epl babby vs GOAT pires
not really a debate
>>65677831
damn right, Pires >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Giggs
China offers 27 million pounds to MANu For Rooney
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/feb/19/football-transfer-rumours-wayne-rooney-to-join-shanghai-shenhua
This amounts to 500,000 pounds per week. Keep in mind that you can easily live in South Korea and play for a club in Shangai. If manU fails to make the Champions league then player wages will be cut by 25 percent as well. China is distorting world football
>>65677632
manu should accept iff they have any sense but i doubt rooney would go to china
>>65677632
Best thing that could happen to ManU atm.
>>65677632
I'd take 27 mil for this regressing balding fuck any day. He can play for Manure until this year, then play at his final Euro and then be shipped to China.
Let's discuss one of the finest fighters of our generation, Erik "El Terrible" Morales.
Reminder that he would have killed naseem hamed had they fought. Also he was well past his prime when he beat pacquiao
>>65674295
Dude was a
Total beast. Powerful, technical, tough he had it all his only losses came at the tail end of his career when 99.999% of all great fighters lose a few fights. The man's a legend. Period
>>65674295
ranks only second to lopez as the best mehican in my book
How will the Canucks lose tonight? Or will they shock the world and actually win on home ice?
>@VanCanucks 31 minutes ago
Sedin-Sedin-Hansen
Baertschi-Horvat-Vrbata
Burrows-Vey-Etem
Dorsett-Cracknell-Virtanen
Hutton-Tanev
Hamhuis-Sbisa
Bartkowski-Biega
Miller
hey guys, go ducks
Hi
Is anyone out there edition?
Discussion for all tourneys and all things tennis.
Here bro, we finally have a challenger to Serbot, I hope JMDP rises again and beats Djoko at RG final after he's just beat Roidal in 5 and thinks it's finally his year.
Another decent win for Del Po, honestly would fear Chardy more in the quarters than having to face Dimitrov in the final. Hopefully he wins this/stays fit and begins to force himself back into a contender spot.
>>65673157
I would love that more than anything, except a Ferrer rise to power, but Delpo is going to need a full year to really get back in the ass whooping groove
>>65673319
I'm guessing Chardy wins this upcoming QF if Delpo doesn't win f a s t.
Was he wrong?
No but it wasn't smart to piss off a group that's in its height of popularity
Every time I see people call Bruce Jenner beautiful I want to vomit
No, because it is am opinion.
>>65672167
yes but i wish we lived in a world where people could have the wrong opinions but still be respected for their positive traits
like why does nike take it upon themselves to reprimand wrong opinions? you don't have to have all the right opinions to be a good athlete or a good person
having the wrong opinions doesnt make somebody "abhorrent", a word used by a nike spokesperson, murder is abhorrent, rape is abhorrent.
being insensitive to gays isnt abhorrent, its just a mildly unfortunate part of the man's worldview that probably wont cause any problems (maybe if his son was gay then we'd have a genuine real life problem caused by his wrong opinion, until then, let him be)
