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We would like to apologize to the city of 1._____, but the 33rd NFL franchise will be located in 2._________!
fill in the blank
>>66350911
We would like to apologize to the city Jacksonville, but the 33rd NFL franchise will be located in
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Why would you be apologizing to a cucked city if there are 33 franchises? You're implying that the new city was an expansion.
Seattle/Oklahoma City
Leave leaving it to me to me.
Thanks, I will.
Kill yourself like Nadine Hurley really
>>66350687
kek
What do you guys think he is doing now these days?
Do you think he shitposts on /sp ??? I definitely do, just look at him
>>66350096
Isn't he a super rich broker? He's probably making so much bank that he janitors /sp/ for free.
>>66350096
No time. Crushing too much ass.
>>66350120
that is actually believable
>>96
uncle
The other day I shagged my wife up against the wall until she couldn't take anymore and stopped breathing
We call that position THE HILLSBOROUGH!!!!
>>66349757
Wow what
>tfw played high school soccer in the mid 2000's in the US
>no one ever told us offside was a rule, learned that from FIFA a good while later
>coach didn't set up a formation and explain roles, just picked the best athletes and told some to stay in the back
>90% of the team didn't know that you weren't supposed to kick with your toes
>I was the only one who worked out how to curve the ball/get it in the air with frequency
>no concept was ever covered in practice
>didn't even know crosses were a thing until these Mexicans we played at another school
>concept of striker making runs and feeding the ball to a striker not even covered, basically just stood around passing it completely still and trying to outpace the man in front to get on goal
>goalkeeper wore a Spiderman shirt and talked about how good his reflexes were even though he gave up around 5 goals a game
>team only scored one time in a 15 game season off a penalty
Looking back, I'm not even sure the coach knew anything about the sport.
Anyone else got horror stories from playing sports like this?
I played lacrosse in high school, my 2 coaches on jv were truly lacrosse players and taught us so much. My 2 varsity coaches didn't know shit, all we did was conditioning and shooting drills even tho I was a pole
Fuck those fat fucks. One of them just died last year from diabetes
Not so much a horror story, but we always had to do 10 pushups any time we said a swearword. The worst was when you got hurt in some way, and instinctively let out a few fucks. That was just adding insult to injury.
>played high school soccer in early 2000's
>north fucking mississippi
>season is november-february
>cold as fuck, even in MS
>ground frozen solid
>that feel when you get hit by the ball on your bare skin in 30 degree weather
>coach was just one of the assistant football coaches, knew nothing
>practice everyday consisted of scrimage
>alright guys, "varsity vs suck side"
>some of the other schools we played still did co-ed
>got to thrash bitches, was pretty fun
>despite all this, my school won the division like 14 years running
Football is life, the rest is just details m8s.
How will he Make Chelsea Great Again?
Hoping he can convince Bonucci to replace Terry
by buying a whole new first team
Stop hiring memes and get a proper Argentine manager
>>66349504
always did want to see Bielsa in the Premier League
ITT we post GOAT athletes
>being obese and throwing darts
>an sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM
is a woman an athlete?
HELP ME CHOOSE THE BEST PERFORMER TOMORROW
Most points:
Demarcus Cousins
Lebron James
Damian Lillard
Most Rebounds:
Rudy Gobert
Zaza Pachulia
Karl Anthony Towns
Most 3's:
Kyle Lowry
Cj Mccollum
Bradley Beal
Most Assists:
John Wall
Chris Paul
Draymond Green
>>66348635
Choose one person from each category.
> Cousins
> Gobert
> Lowry
> Paul
The 3PT one is the only hard one.
>>66348802
thanks senpai.
Who can stop them?
conquistadors
>>66348343
Doggamn, they are ugly
Trump's wall
Americans will never know what it's like to have a national team they really care about.
Nationalism isn't illegal in our country, so we don't have to use sports as an outlet for it.
>>66347447
/thread
>>66347447
rekt
>"I'm the butt of the joke in my family, just because the 10 minutes I had in international football was ruined by one man," Shawcross told the Telegraph.
http://www.goal.com/en/news/468/international-football/2016/03/22/21602852/ibrahimovic-ended-my-england-career-says-shawcross
>>66347090
He ruined his own career, and Ramsey's after that horrific tackle at the Emirates.
>>66347161
>paki complaining about arsenal players being fouled
Figures
>>66347161
>muzzy crying about ancient history
>>66345999
always sunny isn't funny triple digit fagaridoo
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
Wah wah wah wah
Top kek
My sides
He might be. I met him a long time ago in Kansas City...like 2002 or 2003 or something when I worked a video game store. He came in during the day and bought a game...I don't remember which one, and opened up his wallet to pay.
His wallet was made out of one dollar bills folded up. Like, it was origami-ed together.
It's like /pol/ and /spee/ came to life.
http://www.circasports.com/posts/3058115-video-nate-robinson-receives-challenge-from-heckling-biker?a_aid=36273
>Israel
Who could be behind this?
that pic look mad homo, f.am
1. Football
2. Golf ball
3. Bowling ball
4. Ping Pong ball
5. Kickball
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9001. Hockey puck
900001. Shuttlecock
900000000000000001. Soccer ball
>no haxball
>no billiards
Shit list
>>66342866
>no tennis ball
ygsiu op I don't see any other ball able to rock the fuzz
>>66342925
>implying billiards is a sport
Fuckin bunmer fampai
>>66342768
God damn it
>bummer*
>>66342768
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha >:]
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