Assumptions thread! Post your pic and assume things about other posters. Try and participate and not just post your picture.
And here's me! Hows everyone doing? Got a nice picture out of an interview i did the other day. I'll check back in later to give some honest thoughts about you guys!
>>24053453
German
>>24053454
Plays guitar
>>24053454
Owns a pretty sweet rv. Has been to at least 2 festivals every year.
>>24053473
Not german, but close mate! I feel like you're the kind of dude that had a small circle of friends, but you guys are really close and supportive of one another.
>>24053473
I do play guitar
>>24053490
No RV and I hate festivals
>>24053453
model. interviews don't involve actual verbal skills. even though I'm straight, I'd be dtf.
it's actually really annoying how jealous I am.
>>24053453
I was originally gonna say small business owner/investor but now that you gave context to the photo I'm gonna going to go out in a limb and say recent college graduate trying to find his place in the world.
>>24053454
Lives in an area with desert climate(Arizona?) and likely has knowledge of botany.
>>24053473
Recently had a bad breakup, or other equally emotional experience you look sad. :(
>>24053453
Takes pride in his footwear.
>>24053454
Goes to Burning Man every year
>>24053473
Is a NEET.
>>24053454
dis me
>>24053473
Plays acoustic guitar.
>>24053454
had receding hairline early in life and got sick of it so decided to bald
>>24053518
lonelier than CL4P-TP without a fusebox to "integrate" with.
I hope this isn't a male only thread. just cause I'm lonely.
lmaonely
>>24053519
INTUITIVE NEED FOR DIABLO II CO-OP
>>24053497
Nahw mate, how come you hate festivals? The people?
>>24053511
You would have been right on your first try mate haha. I own a small business in food and nutrition. The interview was for a magazine. I feel like you're majoring in something cool like robotics or something.
>>24053503
Haha i do model from time to time but this interview was unrelated. Thanks for the compliment!
>>24053511
Submissive
I do not live the dessert
>>24053514
You're sensitive about your lazy eye
I have never been to BM
>>24053518
?
>>24053519
Very sexually inexperienced
Your assumption about me was %100 correct. I started going Costanza bald in 11th grade
>>24053514
Well only for certain occasions, sure! I feel like you surf.
>>24053519
Had made her own shirt designs at some point.
>>24053539
NO! I'm the ridiculous cunt ITT that's doing robotics and shit.
You can tell because of my cringe-worthy attempts at identifying with other humans.
TL;DR; DARPA is gunna kill us all
>>24053532
That is literally the only Diablo co-op I haven't played ._.
>>24053541
Wrong actually, slept around and got adventurous in my teenage years.
The shaved head suits you :)
>>24053550
Attempted and ultimately gave up. How oddly specific and yet correct.
>>24053539
>how come you hate festivals?
The heat makes me sick :(
>>24053518
Will party until 04:00, lay in bed until 06:00 and work a full day without eating anything.
>>24053519
You have daddy issues
>>24053541
>You're sensitive about your lazy eye
It's actually hereditary nystagmus, never been able to take a good picture.
>I have never been to BM
You smoke a lot of pot?
>>24053566
Seems to be the go-to assumption for every female that sets foot into /soc/ but no, I'm chill with my dad.
>>24053490
>>24053511
>>24053514
christ, am I that miserable looking in that pic? this one's probably more representative
>>24053519
true, but that assumption kind of annoys me as well
>>24053511
STEM major
>>24053514
American, from the west coast
>>24053518
I don't really know what to say here
>>24053519
plays video games
>>24053561
first year of uni
>>24053539
It's nuclear engineering didn't think someone would guess close to that, based on my appearance alone.
>>24053541
>submissive
Not sure what you eat by that?
>>24053453
No problem, dude! I hate the "don't hate player; hate game" bullshit, but I do believe in congratulating people for their successes, and hoping to help nurture their strengths.
because I am Satan.
>>24053575
Can I ask what about the assumption annoyed you? I didn't mean to be annoying haha you just look like the kind of guy that plays acoustic guitar. I play it too, nothing wrong with it :P
And your assumption is correct!
>>24053566
>You smoke a lot of pot?
Nah, like once a month
>>24053550
>I feel like you surf.
No, but I do live somewhere where surfing is popular.
>>24053574
Yeah that's usually starting point on /soc/ bingo
>>24053575
>christ, am I that miserable looking in that pic? this one's probably more representative
Yes, this picture is much better though, I bet you were popular in high-school.
>American, from the west coast
I am from Clapistan, but no I'm from Florida.
>>24053511
fucking Hal Emmerich. Meet your... Grayish Liquid Fox-Wolf-Dye... god damn. do nuclear engineers drink this heavily?
I mean.. I feel like I'm expediting the process of "go straight to nuking", but. nuclear engineers themselves are serving a more noble purpose. and they won't be exploited so rough up the ass for another five to six years.
>>24053555
Haha no worries man, you seem like a cool dude to me. And robotics is awesome!
>>24053559
Haha yeah you just seem like someone that's in graphic design or something crearive. Why did you give up?>>24053560
That sucks dude. What kind of music are you into?
>>24053559
lol promise, not cyberstalking. intuition sucks for us crazy folk.
it's fun to steal uniques early from Bloodraven and such.
>>24053615
Haven't found much artistic motivation as of late! I think I'm good enough to turn ideas into images-- it's just the ideas that I'm lacking haha.
>>24053575
Nah not at all! But you look way better in this one though.
>>24053576
Haha I didn't guess that based on your appearance alone. Mainly your vocabulary. You seem pretty articulate.
>>24053588
Allright sweet!
>>24053628
Just keep drawing! You're bound to run into something cool eventually. It's easier that way than to wait untill you think of something out of the blue.
>>24053645
You're right. That's my biggest flaw as an artist-- I never fucking draw haha.
>>24053560
aspiring tattoo shop owner
>>24053561
hates his dorm, studies mech engineering, scores all the pussay
>>24053575
Sells expensive leather shoes in Italy
>>24053672
Either nursing or english degree/major. Reads a lot.
>>24053672
I love your smile! You seem like a warm and kind person. I feel like you're majoring in a field that's dominated by males for some reason.
>>24053680
You look really cute in that dress!
>>24053575
Better, I'd say you have a large network of friends and are generally content, but you've recently found yourself at a dead end. I don't why something about your face seems like your yearning for more but have lost your passion.
>>24053598
Not much a drinker myself. In fact quite the contrary I've often been called a buzz kill by my peers. Cold sober I find myself absolutely fascinating.
>>24053672
Is a self proclaimed writer. Also has personal interest in clothing. Can likely sew.
>>24053680
Likes the night life and when out likes people watching more than socialising.
>>24053691
Thank you! :)
>>24053721
You are correct!
out of bed pic
>>24053680
likes belly dance
>>24053672
works helping people
>>24053575
slightly bohemian
>>24053561
friendly normie-nerdy asian kid
>>24053560
works with wood
>>24053519
likes to keep her home clean
>>24053518
loves hip hop
>>24053828
works with wood or other tools
>>24054000
slightly camwhore, works in an office
>>24053473
People think that you're all suave and cool but on the inside you're a drug user
>>24053511
Really, really, really likes lions. You probably are a safari tour guide
>>24053519
Parents think highly of you and you struggle to meet their expectations
>>24053561
Definitely a vlogger
>>24053680
Works an office job but hates it, really wants to go out and see the world
>>24053828
Game programmer?
>>24053514
You have been to exactly three polka parties in your life, all at the behest of your Dallas-based german immigrant grandparents
>>24053519
You have been naughty with your pets on multiple occasions
>>24053560
Gaming is a favorite pasttime of yours, you enjoy fallout 4
>>24053821
you are not fulfilled with your life as a whole
Jaspers turn! GO GO GO
>>24054598
James Holmes?
>>24054578
You're a cool person, but you don't get enough sleep.
>>24054000
a little prudish, but will deep throat during 69 after a few beers; you also like having your ass tongue-fucked
can you also post a differnt pic? you're cute af <3
>>24054598
fantasizes a lot
>>24054807
listens to music all day, especially in public transport
>>24054848
creepy, creeps on females in rate/assumption threads
>>24054807
Desperately wants to move because he hates where be lives atm
>>24054598
Serial killer
>>24054578
Can play multiple instruments
>>24053821
Is into skiing and outdoorsy stuff in general
>>24054807
Haha I've been up for 27 hours as of now. Not tired in the slightest
Do you care very deeply about saving the environment & stopping global warming?
>>24054863
Entirely true, huh. Not very particularly good at any of them, but I own two keyboards, a guitar and a ukulele. Played the flute for around two years when I was younger. That and my whole choir thing.
You look like you really, really care about animals, especially puppies.
>>24054859
You hate everything by default
>>24054863
Is a subtle minimalist
>>24054859
Has had the same haircut for 5+ years
>>24054807
Listens to jungle
>>24054598
Despite pale skin, spends a lot of time outside of his room/house.
>>24054578
Has truly platonic male friends.
>>24054000
Prefers Full Metal Alchemist: brotherhood over the original series.
>>24053828
Owns a drone.
>>24053821
Is no longer phased by gore
>>24053680
Has a mean streak.
>>24053672
good with children
I'd post myself but I always bet the same assumptions.
>>24054892
I care quite a bit about the environment, yes. And just about the same here? I tend to stay up for 30+ at a time.
Here's an older pic if anyone wants to guess more based on that.
>>24054896
likes music a lot
assume me and grandpa
>>24054863
works in retail but doesnt hate it
>>24054859
you enjoy classical music
>>24054807
you're a sally's beauty supply card holder
>>24054598
you have an old guy middle name, like roger or allen
>>24054578
you like intimidating people
>>24053672
you live in a cute apartment and its very tidy
>>24053575
watches russell brands youtube channel
>>24053473
could pull hot bitches but doesnt
>>24053453
Eats healthy, you look very effay
>>24053454
Plays lots of online games
>>24053473
Depressed/possibly suicidal
>>24053511
You play the piano
>>24053514
You've experimented with lots of drugs
>>24053518
You started balding early and now take pride in your beard
>>24053519
You have so many friends its hard to keep up with everyone
>>24053561
People assume you're good at math but you actually aren't
>>24053575
You look much less miserable here, you own a single cat
>>24053672
You just look like a sweet person that always there for others.
>>24053680
Cute dress
>>24053821
You have a deep seated hatred of women and you own a pet bird
>>24053828
You look like you work with your hands but in fact don't at all, but you like people thinking that you do
>>24054000
You like it when guys stare at your boobs
>>24054578
You like the outdoors
>>24054598
You're a ginger so you have no soul. Actually you look very sweet.
>>24054807
You go to raves
>>24054859
Your favorite sport is soccer.
>>24054863
You love going to the beach.
>>24054896
Smoke lots of weed
>>24055193
Grandpa gives you tips on how to eat pussy and you act very appreciative to make him feel wanted
>>24055345
You've sent guys nude pics of yourself before
>>24055345
I'm borderline asexual but you are hot.
>>24055193
is good looking but struggles with women
>>24055345
has cheated before
>>24055941
doesn't often take pictures of herself
>>24053454
i mean, with the tie-dye shirt, it's hard not to assume you do at least weed,
>>24053519
i assume you have always dated guys less attractive than you, looking for something real
>>24055345
i assume you're a cool girl, did a little bit less in life than you wanted to, but smarter than what you're currently doing (job wise), also you're gorgeous
>>24056931
I don't think I've ever dated anyone less attractive than me but I suppose that's all up to perspective. I've always looked for something real in the past but for the time being I'm kinda just like fuck it :P
I assume that your family has at least one christmas photo in matching ironically ugly sweaters.
>>24055941
Actually not correct, I just have 3 or 4 tight friends.
My assumption for you: You're in either choir or orchestra. The black-dress-black-cardigan thing brings back some war flashbacks haha.
>>24054893
I don't think I've ever been mean to anyone in my life haha.
>>24054598
No but I've been curious about that general idea (not my animals but animals overall)
>>24055941
browses /r9k/
>>24055345
you have had sex with over 20 men
>>24054896
you smoke weed and hate trump
>>24054863
university girl very introverted but not strange
>>24053828
working on a STEM degree while also working a job probably
>>24055941
Like fruity smelling perfumes
>>24056004
Is an aggressive person
>>24056931
You're right as far as the settling with my job and life in general
Id assume you're a chill dude, generally nice to be around, goes with the flow
Also thank you you're a qt as well
>>24057491
No i just got out of a committed 6 year relationship
You get really made a sjws and watch feminist cringe comps on youtube
>>24057491
You play pokemon go
>>24056931
Just finished your degree at uni and got a job
>>24056004
Likes watching UFC
>>24055941
Started a course at uni you don't feel to passionately about and is now having second thoughts
>>24055345
Started drinking at age 15
>>24055193
Your grandpa used to make your grandma cum 3/4 times a night
>>24057507
appreciate it,
and yeah, same actually, I basically settled in life too, I just got out of a long, weird relationship, and that sorta dictated my life for a bit, my job and all that,
>>24057588
ivy league
>>24057491
sells paypal accounts
>>24056931
feels pressured sometimes
>>24055345
preteen
>>24054896
outright stoner
>>24059097
office working, married, degree finance
>>24057588
plays lacrosse for <Somewhere in Midwest> State University
>>24057491
likes fondue
>>24056931
in committed relationship
>>24055345
has been on 4chan for 3 months?
>>24054863
has been on 4chan 3 years
Majored in English
>>24054000
updates snapchat 6+times a day
>>24053680
don't know but incredibly pretty.
>>24057588
sometime around there
you blossomed after high school
>>24058145
>I just got out of a long, weird relationship, and that sorta dictated my life for a bit
damn anon i think we're living parallel lives
>>24059097
vegan
>>24059127
its been 5 long and sad years on 4chan
people dont generally start conversations with you but when they do they think you're an awesome dude
>>24053672
Either a pre-med student or you like art. You also look like Adele.
>>24054578
Lowkey stoner chick
>>24054896
Are you a skater or do you do any type of sport?
>>24054863
You look like you would be a writer.
>>24059146
haha, yeah, i noticed after i posted that, that you had also said you just got out of a long relationship, hope everything's settling well for you now,
i'm kinda taking some time to basically just chill out for a bit, doing some traveling, partying a lot haha
>>24056004
>doesn't often take pictures of herself
True, I don't really.
You look like you've been in fights before.
>>24057476
>You're in either choir or orchestra.
Band actually but close enough.
>>24057491
>browses /r9k/
I do actually.
You look like you do too and that you are unhappy with your current job.
>>24057507
>Like fruity smelling perfumes
Surprisingly I don't like any of those overly fruity perfumes.
>>24057588
>Started a course at uni you don't feel to passionately about and is now having second thoughts
Not, really. I'm pretty happy with my courses so far.
You look like you are good at sports.
>>24059097
PETA member
>>24059127
Your last gf broke your heart. You play Magic.
>>24059170
You have a younger brother who really annoys you.
>>24059749
I do have a younger brother, but I didn't grow up with him.
>>24059097
Into horseback riding
>>24059170
clinically depressed
>>24059127
likes pokemon
>>24059097
likes cocaine
>>24059968
not clinically
>>24054893
This is me lets see if I was right.
>>24060367
You're wrong. that is not you. that WAS you.
>>24053514
I love you. and then I get drunk and combine parts of my guns and vacuums into hilariously deadly machines.
all alone. but I wouldn't dare show that shit to "people" because I'd get arrested or some shit.
>>24053473
Plays bass on a xcore band
>>24053511
Vocalist at a the cure tribute band
>>24053518
Likes to go clubbing
>>24053561
Has had many gfs
>>24053821
I actually love AND hate hip-hop. I like "backpack music"...
hip-hop is harder to define these days, and the popular artists are far removed from the shit I DO like.
I am so verbose. probably should baleet everything
>>24053821
OH! I meant to say that I "love" all music, but I'm more of an avant garde/metal/shoe-gaze, etc. dude.
I don't "love" Blue Scholars ad much as I love Spektr or Silver Mt. Zion.
>>24061441
I absolutely fucking despise clubs, for the most part. don't hate people, just.. masses.
I used to club. went well, but I prefer smaller gatherings with better liquor and music these days
This is me, sorry i dont know how to tag posts in order to assume
>>24053453
Plays the guitar
>>24053454
Had a bad shroom trip
>>24053473
Runs a green/blue MTG deck
>>24053511
Did track and field in high school, but ambivalently
>>24053514
Is consistently disappointed with his scores in rate threads
>>24053518
Brews his own beer
>>24053519
Everyone is surprised when they hear you cuss
>>24053560
Is level 21 in Pokemon Go
>>24053561
Lifts
>>24053575
Could date cuter girls
>>24053672
Psychology major
>>24053821
Wants to commit to a life of rock climbing
>>24053828
Plays lots of LoL
>>24054000
Doesn't like drinking but does it because her friends do
>>24054578
Can't decide between a life of travel or settling down
>>24054598
Has seriously contemplated rape at a bad point in his life
>>24054807
Mildly interested in philosophy
>>24054859
Prides himself on how many genres he enjoys
>>24054863
Seeks affection because she doesn't respect those who give her compliments in real life
>>24054896
Skateboards a lot
>>24055193
Grandpa works with computers, grandson reluctantly listens to computer jokes
>>24055345
Thinking about trying yoga a second time
>>24055941
Loves abandoned buildings
>>24056004
Secretly plays in a chess club
>>24056931
Has visited Italy
>>24057491
Has a thing for traveling on trains
>>24057588
Surprises people by how many countries he's visited
>>24059097
Was a manager for a minimum wage employer
>>24059127
Studying biology with a minor in computer science
>>24059170
Smokes wayyyy too much marijuana, but who gives a shit
>>24059968
Disappointed her strict Christian parents
>>24060342
Friends a jealous of your singing voice
>>24060367
Has never baked a cake
>>24061441
Thinking about trying something with a guy, but still trying to find a girl he likes that is cute enough
>>24061470
Did cocaine but wisely got out of that scene
>>24061489
likes to laugh and get high
>>24061470
friendly dude into music
>>24061441
hm maybe a musician but could be a medicine or economy student
>>24060367
eats healthy
>>24060342
plays in small towns with his band
>>24059968
likes conscious shopping
>>24059170
into hip hop, engineering or sth
>>24059127
works ins science
dont die
>>24061489
Yes, but like you said "who gives a shit?"
>>24061524
Hip-hop and other stuff.
dum
>>24061524
is the minister of /soc/
>>24061489
>Surprises people by how many countries he's visited
If 1 is surprising then yeah
>>24061489
into music and likes kinky stuff
>>24061524
likes yoga
dont die
damn
another try
>>24061441
disillusioned writer
>>24061470
go to clubs, but don't like them
>>24061489
chill dude, likes mac demarco maybe a little too much
>>24061524
Suave and in charge
>>24066172
a romantic.
>>24067475
Your face says Starbucks Barista but that look you're giving me says serial killer
>>24066172
Goes on a lot of blind dates
>>24061489
Loves to read
>>24061441
Listens to a lot of punk rock
>>24059968
Doesn't have many friends but is actually a really nice person
>>24059170
Very emotional person when in private
>>24059127
Hates his job
>>24057588
Used to be the nerd but started going to the gym and became the jock
>>24055941
Plays a classical musical instrument. Violin? Cello?
Here's a few ratings.
>>24068829
People assume you're snooty bookish and a little uptight, which annoys you.
>>24067475
You play video games but only the pick-up-and-play ones.
>>24066172
(You look like Bobby Morley, fyi) You love going on adventures and road trips with friends, and wish you could do it more often.
>>24060367
You have low self esteem and think that gym work will make you more attractive to women.
>>24059968
You don't get other girls that over-obsess about makeup and calories and petty shit.
>>24059097
You like bad boys that your parents wouldn't approve of. You have a very close male best friend, platonic of course.
>>24057588
Your friends are impressed at the chicks you manage to score with
>>24056931
You are nice to everyone on the outside, but you've thought angry hateful thoughts about some of your supposed friends. You fucking hate one of them.
>>24069524
Damn picture. Make assumptions apart from "You're fucking stupid", i get it. :/
