Assumptions thread??
Post a selfie and make assumptions about the people before you
>>24047947
Disappointed your parents.
>>24047947
Typical white girl
>>24047947
Studying to be a cosmologist. Have at least 2 tats. Low self-esteem so you change your hair color a lot to get attention
>>24047971
Cosmetologist heh
Roast me, you daisies.!
>>24047947
Needs a better hair dye.
>>24047965
Is awkwardly tall.
>>24047947
Hair dresser or art student but not really into it
>>24047965
Junior in college listens to arcade fire
>>24047971
>low self-esteem
I'd go for unwarranted sense of self-importance, but needs attention during instances when they're getting down on themselves.
>>24047961
Probably, cannot confirm though
>>24047965
You're from Minnesota or some state up there and kinda gangly and awkward in a Fargo kind of way
>>24047991
You've had several different girlfriends but they weren't the loves of your life
>>24047995
I honestly have no idea you look like a Sim. How's your food bar?
>>24047971
>wtf is a cosmetologist
>no tats
>low self esteem is correct
>i dye my hair because I'm naturally blonde and i hate it
>>24047947
Thinks doing that eyebrow and mouth thing in pictures makes her look interesting, but actually just looks like a conceited retard
>>24048015
Why do you hate being blonde? Do you know how much niggers and spics spend to look even close to blonde?
>>24048024
I just don't like it on me, some people are cute blonde, but I just look dull as fuck
>>24047965
I want to see you without glasses. Otherwise a Disgruntled Bernieboy.
>>24047991
Age 20 and already feels like a washed up hack. will probably vote Trump after many hours of "ironically" browsing /pol/
It's 1am srry =)
>>24047965
Graphic Design studying
>>24047991
Sound engineer
>>24047995
Writer
Guys post moar
>>24047947
likes to jack off horses
>>24047947
Normie
Ree etc
>>24047965
Normie
>>24047991
Normie
>>24047995
Normie
>>24048036
Normie
>>24048037
Normie
>>24048036
Me w/out glasses
>>24048046
nigger
>>24048027
I've known two women who resemble you. One was so afraid of getting her nails messed up and her hair and make-up mussed that she was a shit lay. She lay on her back and made the guy do all the work.
The other was a fucking tiger on the prowl in bed.
>>24048062
Right?
>>24048046
Not you
>>24048037
Probably works at a coffee store idfk
>>24048036
Doubt it's you, timestamp please. If it is, you really could live off your looks as a model.
>>24048072
>not you
Try reverse image searching, friend.
>>24048046
nig
>>24047947
Doesn't do anal but likes a little ass play. She's, you know, classy
>>24047965
A sexual tyrannosaurus
>>24047991
"i seen some shit"
>>24047995
Can never understand why plain white Ts get you turned away from upper scale clubs.
>>24048036
Has a nice ass but wishes she had bigger boobs (not that -I- think they are lacking)
>>24048037
Understudy for the lead in Netflix's Marco Polo
Here is the same times tamped selfies I have been using for days.
>>24048078
no you
>>24048062
>>24048078
shit i forgot you can't samefag in this board
>>24048081
Haha
Fucking retard
>>24048053
Forgets to turn the stove off sometimes
>>24048046
wears shoes indoors like an animal
>>24048037
wants to sleep all the time but life won't let him
>>24047995
your younger cousin's think you're the shit and older relatives can't stand you
>>24047965
afraid of public speaking
>>24048046
nigger
>>24048086
>wearing shoes indoors is bad
I really hate this yuro meme
>>24048087
I get it
>>24048081
go back to /b/abby's first you arent ready to join the rest of the site also you have to be 18 to be here
>>24048046
dindu nuffin
>>24047947
i assume you wont post nudes.
>>24048087
I come all the way from /k/ to have to tell you go back to /pol/? Really?
>>24048046
ultra giga nigga
>>24048091
it's just awful. I can tolerate socks but why shoes? especially on carpeted floor. Unless you're immediately going right back out then you need to take them off.
>>24048037
not a writer but I read a lot
>>24048079
>implying I go to clubs
>>24048086
don't even talk to family
>>24048109
My shoes aren't any dirtier than my feet desu.
>>24048046
double nigger
>>24048120
Damn son you should. I bet they genuinely want to hear from you. At least a little "Hey how's it going"
>>24048091
>>wearing shoes indoors is bad
>I really hate this yuro meme
the only people who wear shoes in doors are 3rd worlders because of disease
>>24048138
Nope, it happens all the time in the land of the free, commie.
>don't wear your shoes inside capitalist scum
Fuck you and the Marxist ideology you rode in on.
>>24048135
You seem like someone who spends a lot of time on her smartphone.
Also I think you got quite a lot of casual sexual intercourse, or so to say.
protip: your boobs told me
>>24048135
Not super confident, which hides how passionate you can be about things.
>>24048138
In 'Murica we can afford to replace carpeting and therefore create an industry.
>>24048164
This guy gets it.
>>24047947
Used to be insecure, now post way too much selfies on fb
>>24047965
You don't look at your poo before flushing
>>24047991
You have jewish blood
>>24047995
Kind and stuff. Good fashion sense
>>24048036
Life on easy mode, parents are not divorced.
>>24048037
Drummer. Weed has no effect on you
>>24048046
Lazy
>>24048053
You definetly should get contact man. Really.
>>24048079
The only way to kill you is to cut your head off. Also people listen when you talk
>>24048086
6ft7 tall. You have Gengis Khan blood flowing in your berserker veins
>>24048130
nah, I gave up over the years. I have a really dysfunctional family plus they all treat me like shit.
>>24048182
Is sitting around and jerking off into cups 24/7 lazy? I think with the amount I fill, I'm quite productive.
>>24048182
definitely once did a grandma/mother/daughter threesome. And a hot one where grandma was like early 50s and still in good shape.
( if you can't tell your assumptions were my favorite and not just my own. All of them.)
>>24048193
Oh shit boy sorry, I'll send you some lube to help you through your journey
>>24048193
>>24048201
These are my dudes...
>>24048200
Ahah you're welcome, I love these threads, you don't have the occasion to be funny in the regular "rate me" threads
>>24048201
thanks friend
>>24048209
Wanna join my traveling folk music band?
>>24048079
10/10 if toilet paper
>>24048212
>>24048212
Agree
Strongly Agree
Super Stringly Agree X
>>24048225
Defs toilet paper. Fuck pomp and fuck pageantry. I think my overall aesthetic kinda says that already.
>>24048215
you seem like a nice dude, who gets frustrated because you're shy
>>24048135
cuter than you think you are,
>>24048036
has a lot of platonic male friends
>>24047947
former trouble maker, nice girl overall though
>>24048182
loves making short films
>>24048261
Genuinely awesome guy, strange Thor's cousin but, hey, still part of the family
>>24048283
haha nailed it
>>24048135
Seeks affirmation
>>24048153
Loves animu
>>24048167
Obsessed with looks
>>24048182
College drop out
>>24048215
Wants to get out more
>>24048261
Pleasant guy to work with
Assume :)
>>24048135
Heavy into anime
>>24048153
Either into LoL or Overwatch
>>24048167
Overly confident to mask your crippling insecurities
>>24048182
Won a chocolate factory
>>24048215
Good guy who doesn't do as well w the ladies as you'd like.
>>24048182
Funny guy, cool to hang out with.
>>24048215
probably visits a lot of dating sites
>>24048261
Probably a really nice guy, but lacking in friends and the ones you have are dicks
>>24048578
Chill dude, probably does whatever he likes, doesnt care about peoples opinions
>>24048603
A bit socially awkward but very happy with your friends/relationships
>>24048649
Solves crimes at night in a costume/ Will smith's son or daughter
>>24048578
the undertaker's illegitimate child
>>24048261
Mr T's illegitimate child
>>24048215
The guy watching Jason Bourne at the train station who doesn't realize Jason Bourne is right behind him
>>24047947
Likes it in her butt and wishes she could be more honest about it with her friends.
>>24047965
Plays a lot of CoD Bruh
>>24047991
Likes playing baseball and video games
>>24047995
Has absolutely nothing going for him in life
>>24048036
Has really nice tits
>>24048037
>>24048046
Oh hey! I haven't been here In like a month, but your the guy who pretends to be me as well as others and makes me memes and stuff, ur a bum
>>24049183
Oh oops forgot pic
>>24049183
>he still thinks it's me
outta here, you lazy eyed freak.
>>24047947
These are always the best of threads
>>24047995
Can do something really weird yet interesting.
Like a circus trick...
>>24048010
...Foreign dude?
>>24048036
A lot of heart breaks, probably jumps into relationships too quickly.
>>24048037
Sad boi, probably chill tho.
>>24048046
Is a number
>>24048079
Has shaved his torso before modeling that beard.
>>24048086
Bi-lingual.
>>24048182
Plays a lot of dark pranks.
>>24048261
Kind
>>24048578
Hair smells of almonds.
>>24048603
Is a the best friend a girl could ask for. ;)
Haha
>>24048649
Pretty good on Mario cart.
>>24049149
No idea.
>>24050113
goes to the gym a lot, but somewhat autistic
>>24050079
kinky nerd
>>24049190
very serious
>>24049149
obviously a sports fan, maybe plays baseball himself
>>24048649
into music, positive attitude, lots of friends
>>24048603
recently married. want a child
>>24048578
like to hike to old castles. into fantasy books and movies
>>24048261
social sciences guy
>>24047947
Hey guys
>>24048182
you spend at least 4 hrs a day looking for a mewtwo
>>24048261
you're nice but get violent often
>>24048578
you have the babiest of baby faces so you're growing a beard and long hair to hide it
>>24049149
you got called "ron weasley" a lot at school
>>24049190
feels very bad about himself so trolls everyone who ever got in his way
reminder that these are all ASSUMPTIONS
>>24050546
A big guy
>>24050475
Nope the body hair is not shaved. My body hair is just that blessed naturally.
>>24050546
doesn't actually go to the gym all that often
>>24050525
studies medicine or something equally difficult
>>24048649
travels a lot
>>24050544
>>24050537
I assume you two are the kinda pricks who post in an assumptions thread without responding to anyone else's pictures
>>24050546
You don't like posing for photographs
>>24050609
You enjoy losing for photographs too much
>>24050620
A friendly exterior with a sad soul
>>24050603
for you
>>24050546
> Ugly as fuck
>Thinks he's attractive
>>24050609
lookin like the kind of girl who heard the phrase "let's run a train" in a rap track and comically misunderstood the meaning of it. thinking it was a general term for just goin places. you also say lines like "aint no thing like a chicken wing" a lot.
>>24050546
you're that guy at every festival i go to that always goes full aggro on whoever when your boy Chet/Mason/mikey/Jamie took ur last e-pill and used your toothbrush. Mostly to be found naked, covered in marker making you look like the worst tattoed yakuza member on earth, the next morning nowhere near their tent, either passed out or crying.
>>24050544
Hey dude! whatsup! i like the vibe you're giving off for sure, seem like the guy who's down to
roll around town, hit the park and chill, go to a wendys and make fun and positive remarks at the waitresses.
>>24048649
you just seem chill as fuck.
>>24048578
yeah, i feel like i'd find you in some dive bar or at a heavy metal gig. Either being a happy goon helping out the little dudes or being a massive asshole to everyone around you.
>>24048261
lookin' like the good coworker type, the type of person you'd get a drink with after work. you just seem like a nice person.
>>24047995
Tony Hawks Underground Face Mapping.
>>24047947
Kind of girl who owns a fuckin crosley record player, probably did something in arts, like creative writing or photography. Always has a permanent stink eye out in public. i dunno has an Etsy?
>>24048079
Run into you in the backwoods, either you're gonna invite me to the bonfire for some smores or you are about to splice me in half with that axe you're holding and feed my remains to your all black dobermans and pitbulls. What i'm trying to say is you look like a guy who doesn't let himself get fucked with.
>>24048086
probably insulted your favorite band at a party, and i'm sorry for that, but c'mon sigur ros really isn't that good, man!
>>24050642
A or B?
>>24050692
fetsivals are for normies but thats a very nice assumption attempt
fuck off
>>24050708
the fuck off is directed towards the trolls in the pic
>>24050692
you must still be in college. you look older than that, tho
>>24050609
eurotrash
>>24050603
introvert, you like quiet activities
>>24050546
not into it at all
>>24050544
you sign up for volunteer activities, bless you
>>24050079
gross pic
>>24050737
>>24050692
you are both into weed
>>24050737
Enjoys festivals, and incense
>>24050692
Suburban dream
>>24050544
gets pussy, easy money
This looks fun
>>24050882
intelligent, depressed and stoic
>>24050737
dirty hippy, the DUDE WEED LMAO kind
>>24050692
dudebroish, could be fun but might be obnoxious
>>24050620
smart, formal and a [spoiler]fucking sociopath holy shit those eyes are unnerving[/spoiler]
>>24050609
stacy thunderslut
>>24050603
friendly and fun to be around and possibly self conscious?
>>24050546
serious but a good person, very trustworthy
>>24050544
the guy you cross the street to get away from when youre walking at night
>>24050537
crazy as hell but a really funny guy
>>24050692
listens to really crusty underground hiphop tapes, plays an instrument
>>24050737
backpacked through thailand for a year
>>24050882
is enrolled into art school, quietly works on linocuts, doesn't socialize much
>>24050912
funny part is you aint even wrong. i'm an open book, lets hang out.
I assume you're good with children. great teeth. you appreciate your hygiene. might be really annoying to be around when angry or agitated tho, but generally you seem like a nice person, fun thing about these threads is that i literally have no idea of knowing.
low key fucks with wu tang and triple six just gonna throw that one out there too.
>>24050882
i like that description. yo you seem like a nice guy, works a job/does a course he absolutely hates. Does something cool but keeps it lowkey because he thinks it's embarrasing or lame.
>>24050907
we're either gonna get along or we're getting into a fistfight, shirtless outside of a fashion show or a pop up store. you seem fashion concsious, just going by that haircut you downloaded straight from a free to play JMMORPG
>>24050912
Astrophysics student studying in Scotland. No time for friends.
>>24050907
Sells vapes or something Idk. You look straight out of a 90's club
>>24050882
Tired guy who spends night pc gaming. Wants to be a copywriter but is probrably a waiter.
>>24050737
Son of a rich man, treats his mom like shit. Has lots of friends.
>>24050692
Likes cooking cultural, you look like you're not sure where your place is right now, and you miss school.
>>24050620
You look like a marketing manager. In a relationship you're good at dominating women but you'd rather find a girl who you can treat like an equal
>>24050609
Girl look how orange you are girl
>>24048037
Don't forget about me guyss I want moar
>>24050525
I also got lost there on top
>>24051112
rate soon
>>24051589
Bump
I want her assumption
Her assumptions about me
>>24047947
black belt in bjs
>>24047965
meme lord - suicidal
>>24047991
good buddy (also slightly resembling joseph gordon levitt)
>>24047995
adventurer - good story teller
>>24048036
stable job
>>24048037
neet
>>24048046
normie
>>24048053
indie band singer
>>24048079
GoT fan
>>24048086
suspicious
>>24048153
you were the quiet one in high school
>>24048167
i don't really want to insult you but you look like a scum normie
>>24048182
used to play piano and great at going down on girls
>>24048215
closet weeaboo
>>24048261
good dad
>>24048578
king of sarcasm and bad at self control
>>24048603
living la vida loca
>>24048649
would best friend in high school
>>24049149
cares for a few things
>>24049190
cool music tastes
>>24050079
trying too hard
>>24050525
french rpg master
>>24050546
gets offended when told he looks like a girl
>>24050603
summerboi
>>24050609
listens to kpop
>>24050620
likes to imitate hannibal lecter
>>24050692
weed bro
>>24050737
acid bro
>>24050882
doesn't eat enough
>>24050907
husbando
>>24050912
gives good advices
has many friends
>>24052302
>normie calling others normies
>Picture 69
>>24052405
fit, unhappy gamer, online friends
>>24052302
scared of the countryside
>>24050912
Nice person, open-minded, etc.
![DSC_0026[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CX8Pk7B.jpg "DSC_0026[1].jpg")
>>24053800
You make friends easily, and you chug beer like a maniac.
>>24052405
people think you're an arrogant bastard, but in reality you are a pretty friendly bro.
>>24052302
you only have male friends, and you find it hard to make friends who dont have the same tastes as you
>>24051589
Shy as fuck but outgoing, if that makes any sense
>>24051138
You care alot about your apearance, and you have a well payed job.
>>24050912
You're awesome to hang out with, you know how to talk to people and make them feel better
>>24050907
You're in fashion school.
>>24050882
You dedicate alot of time to a hobby/interest~
>>24050737
You like to drop acids from now and then and listen to trance.
>>24050692
like i said in another thread, you smoke at least 4 joints a day and you like to experiment diferent drugs, but none of that shit like meth or crack.
>>24050620
Average dude, you finished top of your class
>>24050609
You like to go clubin, and you think apearances are more important than personality, idk
>>24047995
I knew a guy who looked exactly like you and he was a massive cuck. Not saying you're a cuck, just that you are more than likely one.
>>24048037
total fucking bro
>>24048649
a good guy all-around, always willing to help people out
>>24050079
what the fuck? stop.
>>24050907
idk man, everyone I've known with that hairstyle was kind of an asshole.
>>24051589
theater buff
>>24052302
judging by your pic I'd say you were a loveable asshole, but judging by your responses you seem more the "cutesy weaboo" type
>>24055527
either a metal god, or gay
>>24047947
I would fuck that
>>24047965
Nerdy:D
>>24047991
Boring
>>24047995
Funny looking guy
>>24048036
Love your boobs
>>24048037
Nice normal guy
>>24048135
Would fuck
>>24048167
Cool alpha
>>24048215
Nerdy dr.
>>24048578
Too much hair
>>24048603
Made me laugth
>>24048649
Funny face
>>24050609
Typical unsecure whitetrash
>>24050620
U look cool
>>24052405
Masculine
>>24053800
Normal face guy
>>24055527
Ugly as fuck
>>24047947
Posting another picture because a lot of the assumptions were wrong. Except for this guy >>24052302
>>24055618
>frequently pulled over by the police
>>24055601
>annoying but super smart
>>24055600
might shoot up the school
>>24055527
no job, plays in garage band but gets mad pussy from 9/10 white trash blond girls
>>24055499
cool and able to have intellectual conversation about any subject
>>24053800
>10th year of CC, still lives with mom
>>24052405
>That one guy you can't take out drinking ever but your just jealous cause hes getting laid
>>24052302
>took this photo while playing Pokemon GO
>>24051589
Hot fucking ginger, but all your girlfriends think you have RBF and you're a bitch
>>24051138
>Knows TaekwonDoe because partially asian
>>24047947
You seem like you WANT to be alternative, but someone/something is holding you back
>>24047965
I bet you own a trenchcoat
>>24047995
Pothead
>>24048036
You're probably a nice person but i think you'd be a pretty high maintenance girlfriend
>>24048037
Chill, definitely chill
>>24048046
Sperglord
>>24048079
I bet you're fuckung hung, why is the world not fair?
>>24048086
Aspergers?
>>24048135
I bet you have good music taste, and at least one round collared, pastel coloured flowery dress
>>24048153
Kurt Cobain lover, 100%
>>24048167
Banter lover with the lads
>>24048182
Voted for pedro
>>24048215
I think you say Bro a lot
>>24048261
Definitely laid back, no fucks given kinda guy
>>24048578
Have 100% been called Gimli or Thorin Oakenshield at some point
>>24048603
I have no idea, I can't read either of you at all, go get careers as spies
>>24048649
A bit of a pothead even though you know you probably shouldn't
>>24049149
Drinks. A lot.
>>24049190
Virgin
>>24050079
Wear a lot of Plaid shirts, drinks a lot of "real" coffee, probably run a blog
>>24056093 PART TWO
>>24050113
Party animal
>>24050525
Has been called Zinedane Zidan
>>24050537
Conspiracy Theorist, probably take entirely too much acid for your own good
>>24050544
Deep Voice, Chilled as fuck
>>24050546
Brah
>>24050603
probably quote memes in real life
>>24050609
Knows how to play a man
>>24050620
Normie
>>24050692
Knows how to roll a good joint
>>24050737
Physically cannot function without coffee
>>24050882
Intense personality, its in your eyes
>>24050907
Weeb
>>24050912
Probably a student, you have a that vibe
>>24051589
Vintage as all fuck, good in bed probably, tattoos
>>24052302
Pretty cool guy
>>24052405
Gym goer
>>24056158 PART 3
>>24053800
Socially awkward I guess?
>>24055499
Goes to gigs of bands you've never heard of
>>24055527
Pothead
>>24055600
Nerd, sorry but you seem like a nerd
>>24055601
Sleepy as fuck
>>24055618
Pretty chilled I guess, philosophical
>>24055703
Fine, decent at sucking cock? Any better?
>>24055741
Knows an unnecessary amount about computers
Now do me, I dont have any good photos saved but here you go
Hoooboy looking forward to how much wrong this one gets.
Also I'm sorry I couldn't reply to anybody, this app is being really shitty.
>>24047947
>>24055703
I'll give it a go:
You have a sibling whose shadow you just can't seem to get out of, even if no one else sees it. You have a difficult time finding someone to live with because people have a difficult time living with you. You're very passive when it comes to being approached by sexual interests, and get frustrated because they aren't as abundant as you feel they should be.
How'd I do?
>>24055618
So far right lol
>>24056160
I'm fairly good with computers, and know more than the average person, but I can't code for shit, make websites etc.. I fucks wit photoshop doe
>>24056160
You seem like a chill dude, military family background? You are very into music/instruments.
>>24056188
Seems like you have a lot of baggage, yet live a very simple life with very little material possesions
i'll give it a go, why not.
>>24056231
I like to think i'm chill, Yeah my dad is ex military of 28 years, and yeah i'm a pianist and occaisional vocalist
Got it in one chief
>>24056231
That's, uh, accurate. Yeah, life is pretty simple for me right now. I have a seizure disorder that's keeping me from working so I'm trying to get on disability, So mostly right now I'm focusing on managing that, playing music, making jewelry (those necklaces), and trying to figure out how to reconcile my definition of productivity in Western society with the fact that I have crippling health conditions that will likely keep me from working a conventional job for the rest of my life...yeah, I've got a lot on my plate right now.
>>24047947
you're fucking beautifull
assumption : i will never look good enough to date a girl that look as good as you
>>24056093
>>24056160
i try my best to be laid back yeah, had a pretty bummer of a childhood, health-wise, so nothing really gets to me,
you seem like a guy who's got a lot of friends in different circles, and each circle considers you as a good/fun guy
>>24056244
I'm just going to guess you live with someone else based on heart-shaped candle holders
>>24047995
You have come alarming close to murdering someone.
>>24047947
Somewhat insecure but gaining confidence. Feels pretty most of the time, nowadays that is You are beautiful btw, 8.5/10 less makeup though
>>24056980
struggles with long term relationships
>>24057066
Really confident, not actually that outgoing
>>24056244
Gets really mad at video games but usually very cheerful
>>24057066
you have a lot of trouble relating to females and dont understand why they dont think youre the full package
>>24057037
you were hot shit during ur tween yrs
>>24056980
has a way better butt than I will ever
>>24056267
eyebrows r holding u back, lacks confidence in self
>>24056244
styles hair
>>24056160
has twelve other selfies that look almost identical to this one
>>24055741
youve been mistaken for that dude from the league before
>>24055703
has become reliant on snapchat filters but looks better without them
>>24055618
sweater weather whenever, sex life regretful
>>24055601
just woke up 90% of the time
>>24055600
bullies ppl on 4chan regularly
>>24055527
will die if hair is cut at all
>>24055499
doesnt pick up when girls r interested in you
>>24053800
you question ur contributions to the world regularly
>>24052405
joined the army to get fit
>>24052302
is actually confused
>>24051589
most likely not u but if it is u id eat ur pussy out while we both watch broad city together and laugh
>>24051138
balding early
>>24057101
cuts their own facial hair
>>24057085
joined a boy band before, grandmas boii
>>24050912
smiles a lot, good hair
>>24050907
gets drunk too easily
>>24050882
has rare pokemon on pokemon go
>>24050737
the hair is a distraction from whats really going on
>>24050708
insecure about nipples
>>24050692
older than u look (like a lot older)
>>24050620
nice guy
>>24050609
mindlessly follows trends, knows how to order secret menu items from starbucks
>>24056160
>>24057110
damn, fucking spot on
hey i'm back it's me:>>24050692
>>24055499
Oh hey yeah you're the eyebrow guy! yo you look way better in that pic, did you pluck them? (really i'm not trying to be mean about it you legit look better than the frontal shot u posted)
anyway you seem like a nice dude, might be a bit of a hardass about certain things, when you're in a bad mood you're a person to steer clear from. But in general you don't seem like a prick, you like having friends over and play fighting games. Maybe will hit a spliff but is defs not a toker or drug user.
>>24055527
scandinavian dreamboat. Might be a little full of himself? but then again scandinavians are fucking fun people to be around. You shake your ass at the club instead of being a melvin.
>>24055600
you look like your typical chan lurker
>>24055601
is bored with everything around him all the time.
>>24055618
reminds me of every drug dealer or sneakerhead i've met in S.E. London.
>>24055703
wahh wrong assumptions. anyway, still looks like you have an etsy and make artisan crafted jewelry. when you get wasted you get white girl wasted.
>>24055741
quiet guy in the back of the class, not a robot though, you'll still say hi to everyone and make small talk but generally you're a quiet guy and like it that way.
>>24056160
well yeah you obvs smoke weed lets hang out.
>>24056188
Cast member of Death Wish 3
>>24050907
you downloaded that haircut from a JMMORPG and you know it. Would rather receive than give.
>>24056244
is really into 3rd wave feminist punk rock music.
>>24056980
you like going to the gym but don't seem to be conceited about that.
>>24057085
Gets paranoid when he's high.
>>24057066
your face reminds me of an actor but i can't put my finger on it just yet.
>>24057101
homie who is down for some tex mex or going to a fastfood place in general. Will also offer to pay but you'll oblige you'll pay for your own meal.
>>24057824
you look intense like you're about to shank me or do something really mad.
![IMG_0253[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mEIcxYB.jpg "IMG_0253[1].jpg")
>>24057091
Has disdain towards people who don't immediately find her attractive.
>>24057085
Has minimal. yet a decent group of friends.
>>24057066
John Cena
>>24057037
City guy
>>24056980
Gym bodied guyface chick, heyy.
>>24047947
>>24048036
>>24048135
>>24050609
Whores
>>24050912
fat whore
>>24051589
>>24056980
>>24057091
more whores
>>24057896
yeah that's me lmao and yeah I plucked them.
You got most things right, and yeah i'm not a 420 blaze it faggot, but i do smoke my 2 weekly grams of weed, usually because it helps me sleep when i have to wake up early to get to work
>>24050692
Loves drinking during sport events
>>24050737
Went batshit insane
>>24050882
smart and introverted
>>24050907
>>24050907
Maybe bi and pretty nice
>>24050912
loves reading
>>24051589
secretly slutty
Disregard the haircut pls
>>24058018
lol alright, well i might as well come clean as well then, most assuptions are right, i do smoke herb quite a bit but i do not identify as a stoner or anything like that. But i guess it shows in my facial features or how i dress.
the girl in >>24050912, who looks alot like a girl i know except white, eerily hit the nail on the head, recently copped the john dope/TOP$ split from dirty tapes. Defs worth checking out if you're into hiphop ( i know music reccs are more of a /mu/ thing but regardless of that it's almost as if she knows me too well),
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by2P6M6AkB8
i also do play instruments, mostly keyboards, drum machines, fuck around with guitar here and there.
>>24050737
>>24057130
I would ask them how old do u think i am? i was curious. Let's turn this into a guessing game, first one to guess it right i'll make you a drawing.
also to get back to the thing i posted earlier about >>24057066 i think i figured it out, you remind me of Sugar Ray.
haha this is fun.
Alright I'll bite.
>>24058043
Wtf is this omg I cringed so hard dude your head is like 7 miles long lol dude who did this to you, where are your parents nigger ahahah that's meme material
>>24058043
Just a tip, with your longer shaped head that hairstyle gives the illusion it is much longer. It looks a little alien, I understand it's all the rage right now that style but it doesn't suit the shape of your head.
>>24058119
I know man, my barber told me she could try something that looks good on me. Looks like I got memed. Don't hate, we all do stupid shit.
>>24058123
Is there any way I could get an undercut without looking like an ayylmao?
>>24058126
I'd suggest just keeping it flatter, you can still hold the same style but with less volume it will look a little less awkward. Like the photo
>>24058135
Eh, but I'd have to use a lot of gel for that. I like my hair fluffy. Thanks tho. I'm thinking about just letting my hair grow on the other side
>>24058140
It's as simple as running a comb with some pomade through your wet hair in the morning. Fluffy gives you height which makes your already long shaped head look much longer, growing out the sides isn't going to distract from that because you still have the height on top.
>>24058043
>Disregard the haircut pls
hahahaha of course i'm not gonna disregard it, thats the dumbest haircut ever. you lookin like a fashion clown. Just shave it off dude. you'll look way better.
So, now thats out of the way. Unfortunately the facial expression makes you look kinda like a jerk. Someone who would defs keep bringing up embarrasing shit you did a long time ago but still pesters and makes fun of you for it. studies social engineering or poli-science, loves his parents but is slightly embarrassed when you have to respond with "love you too, mom" when you're on the phone in front of your friends.
>>24048182
abit young, curious and playful
>>24056158
physically active,peoples person
>>24057110
thats funny
>>24058124
Did it got better ?
I have a long face aswell I know the risks
>>24058126
Yeah but you'll have to get bangs if so, you have a face oblong af so don't EVER style your hair up
It makes me wanna insult you more but you actually sounds sympathic so here you go
Also kill your barber, she is obviously a dumb white trash who has no fucking clue about harmonizing a fucking face
>>24058370
What dou mean?
