Let's get an assumptions thread going
>>24031765
you aren't sure how you feel about you dick
>>24031765
Has sucked or wants to suck at least one cock.
>>24031765
Gender fluid
>>24031842
The loner at your work
>>24031765
Wants to be apart of a clique but is a loner
>>24031842
hovers over dick rate threads
>>24031876
wont actually vote in the presidential election
>>24031881
Very wrong. I registered to vote and was at my state caucus
>>24031765
Please be my boyfriend
>>24031882
time will tell my man
>>24031765
Watches a dangerously excessive amount of the animes.
>>24031842
Tries to impersonate Shia Labeouf in body, mind and soul.
>>24031876
Fuckboy that lives to ride the bandwagon.
>>24031876
knows how to handle rifles
>>24031842
has canned food stocked in case of apocalypse
>>24031765
owns a guitar, but only for decoration
>>24031893
>loves to ride the bandwagon
I go to a state university, if I rode bandwagons I'd be a Berniebot
>>24031897
I wish
>>24031902
Aye, I go to community, so it's all good bro
>>24031876
not really a Trump supporter
>>24031893
Co starred in Napoleon Dynamite
>>24031897
Fun guy to do illegal stuff with
>>24031765
Trying really hard not to be "the ginger"
>>24031842
Technician, maybe a mechanic? Been hit on by more than one dude.
>>24031876
Just wants his dad to love him
>>24031893
"My mom and dad hate my music and my white girlfriend"
>>24031897
Wears a jacket in the summer time.
>>24031876
Racist, sexist, transphobic, misogynist, islamaphobic. Anything I missed?
>>24031957
You missed the fact he's more intelligent than you.
>>24031966
Bigot spotted
>>24031975
aww sheeet. Noice roast m8.
no but really, why are you so triggered by a hat?
>>24031957
Triggered
>>24031980
>why are you so triggered by a hat?
>>24031981
Shut up loser
>>24031975
Just an opinion laddy, do I have your knickies in a sailor tossom?
>>24031957
>sexist
>misogynist
Bit redundant to say both, but no to both of those
>racist
As in think believe one race is superior to another (and assumes that I fully believe in race)? No. But racist now means: An opinon that I dislike that can somehow be connected to the subject of race. So maybe according to SJW definitions
>transphobic
No issues there. Trump said they could use whatever bathroom they want and I don't care either. Also like the occasional ladyboy
>islamaphobic
Guilty as charged. I'm also fearful of death, snakes, heights, and many other things that any rational being with any sense of self preservation would be cautious of
>>24031985
That's a actually a hood :^)
Also, there's nothing inherently wrong with that headwear either.
>>24031842
>>24031945
haha what kind of stuff
>>24031765
Likes Dark Funeral
>>24031842
Basic boring dad likes wasting time on 4chan
>>24031876
Probably into baseball
>>24031893
Allah akbar to you too
>>24031897
Sexually confused
>>24031949
Don't do that with your lips. It's gay
>>24032181
>tfw don't lurk enough to catch all new photos of this trick
>>24032181
you remind me of clarissa from that weird comic. I assume, however, that you are not acting out due to trauma accrued from years of child sexual abuse....
>>24031949
still in high school, prefers baths to showers.
>>24031897
mixed ancestry?
>>24031893
insecure about body
>>24031876
masterbaiter
>>24031842
you look like cipher and frodo got gene spliced.
>>24031765
Ah the fabled jew lesbian like dude. I always knew i would find you.
im game
>>24032587
Nice photoshop m8
>>24032587
i assume that it takes very little effort to get you to open your mouth for a dick
>>24032389
surfer dude from california
>>24032587
quirky person with a mental illness who browses tumblr
>>24032652
average internet user who's dead inside
>>24032587
You're a fan of haipulling and possibly choking.
>>24032695
American apparel
>>24032587
hoe lol
>>24031949
obsessed w some girl and lives in fantasy world
>>24031765
you play an instrument, probably drums?
>>24031876
Knows what is best for america
>>24032181
festival slut
>>24032703
in a sorority, wears the uniform in winter/fall
>>24031897
you play basketball
>>24032717
his hipster apartment doesnt make him happy#
>>24032705
likes to scare children
>>24032703
loud in bed
>>24032695
underage
>>24032996
Close. I work with kids so you aren't wrong...
>>24032996
>>24031765
is a faggot
plz be mine
plz have contact info ;_;
>>24031842
would abuse his wife, but she and his friends adore him anyway
>>24031876
would be wise not to have the hat associated with people who look like him
>>24031893
not very nice, probably actually believes in modern thoughts
>>24031897
generic but nice, you seem nice
>>24031949
nice but scary, upgrade your fashion sense
>>24032181
has a tumblr, not very nice
>>24032389
seems p. cool, shows off his body for self-esteem reasons to gay people
>>24032587
unpleasant
>>24032652
nice but generic
>>24032695
seems nice and cool, I'd get to know you
>>24032703
generic southern chick
>>24032705
seems nice but not my tribe, but you seem like a good guy
>>24032717
hipster, would get along with, wouldn't mind getting to know you
>>24033001
young republican
hm okay then
>>24031765
transbian
>>24031842
wishes he could punch women
>>24031876
proud twink for trump
>>24031893
licks plate after eating
>>24031897
burdened by phony enthusiasm, disliked by many of his peers
>>24031949
has done cosplay
>>24032181
sad
>>24032389
hangs out on /pol/
>>24032587
doesn't know how makeup works
>>24032652
self-hating
>>24032695
~*quirky*~ nerd boy people want to punch
>>24032703
sadder
>>24032705
vain and annoying
>>24032717
bitter 6/10 misogynist who wishes he was a 9/10
>>24033257
No pic?
Salty much?
Go on then.
>>24033305
You are the accountant for Hogwarts.
>>24032694
true...
>>24032705
also true...
>>24033001
Elementary school teacher that works as a lumberjack during the summer
>>24033043
Dead inside
>>24033305
Probably still plays Minecrsft religiously.
>>24033587
Probs into new age stuff and hippie crap
>>24033557
Hey what do ya know? Me too. Kik?
>>24033598
I fuckin' selected the wrong picture but you are correct about the faggot on the right lmao. I'm the faggot on the left.
>>24033587
I've never played minecraft.
>>24033614
Rich Arab, you either manage a hedge fund or you're heir to an oil field. Either way, you probably drive a fancy car and treat it like shit.
>>24033598
Is 5 years past the point it's acceptable to dress like that
>>24033614
Cant understand why he doesnt have more luck with the ladies
>>24033305
Teaches math somewhere and is scared of the students
>>24033001
Always wanted to live in a quirky European country like Sweden
>>24033587
Tried to start a band but got so caught up trying to decide on the perfect name, never actually played any music
>>24033257
Hangs out on /x
>>24032717
Only dresses in combinations of black, white and grey.
>>24032703
Drives reallyyy slow
>>24032695
Mom still buys your clothes
>>24033614
brazilian. works in a realty office
>>24033598
from the 90ies
>>24033587
dad is an esoteric preacher or sth
you'd be a pretty trap
Let's give it a shot
>>24034661
quentin tarantino?
>>24034661
Post a different image lol you've posted the same thing can't you get an imageg with you full face?
>>24034420
For you
>>24035016
How about this one? I am really tired though, so...
>>24035084
>>24031876
Wears the hat ironically
>>24031893
Has been bullied
>>24032181
There's a person who has liked each and every of your profile pictures on FB since you're friends
>>24032587
People try to hit on you talking about your tattoo
>>24032652
You're a big guy
>>24032703
Takes at least one selfie per day
>>24035084
One of the more defining aspects of your life is music
>>24035193
hah I get that one often for some reason
>>24035265
While I like to listen to music it is not really that important to me or a defining aspect.
>>24035265
>>24035426
kek, anon you're the best
>>24035046
can we see you naked
>>24035980
It would be extremely painful
>>24032181
artist, fun to talk to at first, unbearable over the long term
>>24032389
Extremely concerned about your appearance, possibly gay
>>24032587
You've been in a threesome
>>24032652
Military
>>24032695
People hate you just by looking at you
>>24032703
Skin problems
>>24033598
Pulled out those clothes just for that pic, may casually maintain an ironic "nineties aesthetic" tumblr
>>24033001
riding the beard bandwagon to have social relevance
>>24033043
probably deliberately drink PBR or other cheap beer to have working man cred
>>24031765
Final fantasy and markiplier
>>24034661
You like to watch a lot of scifi on Netflix
>>24035084
You make your own music and it's ok-ish
>>24035265
You rely heavily on your parents still and won't graduate college or get a career in the next 3-4 years.
>>24035307
You are 19 years old and have recently joined a band.
>>24036019
You like to hang out in coffee shops a lot.
>>24036032
You're the most normal person I've seen in a while, enjoy your job as an accountant.
>>24031765
I'm genuinely curious.
Be gentle
>>24038561
You believe Jurassic Park is a bad idea
...well there it is.
>>24038540
You seem like you struggle with issues internally, but externally you're jokey and fun to hang around with.
>>24036019
You love metal/rock and/or you're a stoner.
>>24035084
Has has long hair for so long you can't even imagine cutting it
>>24038594
I make Jeff Goldblum jokes about myself all the time.
Re: you, vapid 2D personality because you know too well how to get by on looks and have no reason to be interesting.
>>24038540
I drink a lot of coffee but not really into coffee shops
>>24038594
I'd say this is pretty accurate
>>24038588
Angry asexual
>>24038540
Virgin and young and doesn't understand the perception others have of you
>>24036032
Nerdy and callous and girls love it
>>24036019
Misses the mark of being metal and sexy
>>24035265
attention whore that gets attention
>>24035193
probably a good boyfriend
>>24034661
artistic and tries to entertain in a group
>>24038611
Good!
...I'm deep as fook scuse meh
>>24038613
Which bands? :p
>>24038631
metal's dumb as fuck
>>24038637
Bands? I'm guessing you mean brands? I'm honestly not that picky, although I do like very strong coffee. I do have a turkish coffee set
Oh god here goes. No one hate me please? :(
>>24031765
Short, you work at a grocery store. You have struggle with being masculine. Youve yet to blossom.
>>24031842
Troubled. A male figure in your life was cruel to you. Father maybe? Girls arent the nicest. Also short.
>>24031876
Omg your face <3
Sounthern sweety. Like a larve Chad. Has fired a gun. Isnt a virgin.
>>24031893
Strong jaw. Intelligent. Quiet. Often thoughtful. Often ignored may have a moderate to large family. Family is close.
>>24031897
I dont even...
>>24031949
Effeminate. Nerdy. Probably good at games inclusing table top. Has an interest in the romance of the middle ages. Has a chip on his shoulder.
>>24032181
Unharmed but hurting. Self concious. Parents have money and expectations. Either only child or youngest one
>>24032389
Ffffffffffuck you chad. You are gorgeous.
>>24032587
Raped atleast once. Thinks she's disgusting when she's actually really pretty. Very mean and self centered but deep down wants to love.
>>24032652
Hubbymaterial/10
Hard as fuck worker. Been hurt pretty bad. Has a sweet romantic side he hides.
>>24032695
Wizard
>>24032703
Sweet heart. Doesnt trust girls. Been hurt alot. Great kisser. May have a niece or nephew.
>>24032705
Reliable/10, great, stoic personality. In a differant age he would be a hero.
>>24032717
Omg :( i just want to hug you
>>24033305
Atleast two ex wives. Good career. Some what insecure, but has no reason to be. Somewhat controling but deep down wishes he didnt have to be. Doesnt trust easy.
>>24033598
Looks stoner but is actually a good boy
>>24033614
Clarkkent/10
>>24034661
Not enough to make a judgement
>>24035084
Music lover, gamer even. Likes animals. Has atleast one pet. Girls like him because he's non threatening. A bit aloof around women.
>>24035265
Fuccboi/10. Such a pretty face too :(
Man up, keep your head up. You're worth alot
>>24035307
Lonely, hateful. Tired if shit.
>>24036019
Grizzeled veteran of life. But armor is shiney.
>>24038631
>Angry asexual
What did he mean by this?
>>24038703
> armor is shiney
what this mean
>>24038730
Have you ever heard the saying "test your mettle", it dates back to medieval times and it generally means that dented, tarnished armor has seen battle and is therefore been tested and passed.
If your armor is shiney it means it hasnt seen battle
>>24038750
So you're insulting me
>>24038766
Pretty much, you dont look like youve tried in life. Please dont hit me :(
>>24038835
Well I can confidently say you're wrong, I am curious what makes it look like that though
>>24038849
I dont know! Like you just kinda gave up.
>>24038854
Well I mean I have been a bit depressed ever since my ex left but I don't think I've given up on life
Fuck you I don't even look that sad in that picture
>>24038714
That one was kind of self explanatory.
>>24038613
>>24038637
Woops, just realized I read the wrong evaluation of me from you
No metal is dumb, don't really listen to rock and haven't smoked in over a decade
>>24038889
Haha, no bother man :p
Was it the long hair one you thought I meant?
>>24038880
You dont look sad, you look angry.
Like please dont rape me sir, angry.
>>24038883
No! Explain Malcum damn you
>>24038594
vegan, very sensible
>>24038588
very sleepless
>>24038540
nerdy but kinda normal and a bit lazy
>>24036032
sciency, quite cold
>>24036019
damn you give off agression or negativity
>>24038594
Runs up and pet dogs on the street at the sight of one
>>24038998
Drink a beer or two to many sometimes
>>24038971
You look like you don't want a dick anywhere near you? Idk what you want from me. You look antisocial.
>>24039024
>You look like you don't want a dick anywhere near you?
I will fuck you up malcom
>>24038998
I sleep :(
>>24039015
Pretty <3
>>24038703
wow that was accurate. What are you?
>>24039046
>only hears the fucking me part
>>24039046
Thank, you too daddy-o
>>24039015
I...I might... :o
>>24031876
douchbag
>>24031949
larp guy
>>24038594
cat lady
>>24038540
you play a lot of pc games
>>24036019
possible serial killer
![20160703_225337[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UDZ8fnp.jpg "20160703_225337[1].jpg")
>>24038594
Probably cares about too many things: those dark rings under the eyes and that almost-smile say: "has felt lots of little heartbreaks" to me.
That said; your eyes are some of the most gorgeous grey ones I've seen, in person or no.
![20160602_232347[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Eu316Pn.jpg "20160602_232347[1].jpg")
>>24039129
better pic of face:
>>24039056
>1 post by this id
What was accurate
>>24039063
I will beat your ass
>>24039065
Im a she :(
*puts away baseball bat*
>>24039142
I know, I call everyone daddy-o, boy-o
>>24039046
You look like that lady from the Stephen King movie where she breaks some guy's legs
>>24039129
That's...pretty damn accurate. Also thank you :3
I'd guess you're a guy who loves to read and listen to music while having a smoke, and you love the escapism it can bring.
>>24039146
Ok prettt girl? More of you tho. Jelly of your lips
>>24039142
Fuck you, I might be into that.
>>24039168
What would I be without them?
>>24039154
I will set your beard on fire rasputin
D:<
Only smiling pic of me atm. So...
>>24038594
Introverted but fun when open
>>24035084
Metalhead? German
>>24033587
Gonna be youthful for all of you life
>>24031876
Probably not too intelligent
>>24039156
Accurate until you got to smoke: not a big fan of smoking :P
The rest is spot on though!
>>24039176
Theyre gorgeous! You must get kissed so much more than me :(
>>24039210
Yeah, I'm pretty shy upon first meetings and I are groups. You look like a dedicated gamer, but you're not a recluse
>>24039221
Ahh fuck xD Coffee then? :p
>>24039226
Nah. Only once. But it's a problem we both can solve pretty easily, though.
>>24039259
>Yeah, I'm pretty shy upon first meetings and I are groups. You look like a dedicated gamer, but you're not a recluse
I am not much of a gamer anymore. I kinda go through phases with that.
But I guess correct on the second part
>>24039259
well, when it's a decent roast
A good coffee and a good tea are tied for my favorite uppers.
Mead, cider and amaretto (not mixed, that would be horrifyingly sweet :P ) take their place when its time to relax.
>>24039071
Ah, look at that smile! :-)
This makes me think you've got someone who loves you and you know it!
>>24039262
Huh? Wait. Hold on.
Youre a girl right? Are you a girl?
>>24039344
No... I am a man.
>>24039281
Yay for not being a recluse! :p
>>24039302
Never had amaretto. Or proper mead for that matter, only dodgy homemade stuff :p
Also yeah. Suh a derpy dog though
>>24031765
very confused about his (her?) sexuality
>>24031842
wants to hit someone
>>24031876
literally cannot stop using the word cuck
>>24031893
mudslime
>>24031897
owns guns
>>24031949
will get carded for the rest of his life
>>24032181
goes to conventions/music festivals
>>24032389
insecure, unsure of sexuality
>>24032695
bullied
>>24032717
watches anime
>>24033305
professor/teacher
>>24035265
bullied
>>24036019
chill guy when you get to know him
>>24036032
studying a job that will get him a high paying career
>>24038540
virgin
>>24038594
introvert
>>24039125
aging hipster desperate to stay cool
>>24039210
recluse
>>24039361
I just spat my coke. No way. You're prettier than i am!
:'(
>>24039367
oh, the good mead is absolutely sublime.
>>24039176
>>24039262
>>24039361
ummm, wow...
I want to kiss t you just to see how it feels!
>>24039377
>>recluse
I litterally said I'm not a recluse. I just avoid the sun as I can't tan for shit. Instead I turn Tomato...
>>24039367
>Yay for not being a recluse! :p
Yep! I am still a bit too introverted though. It sucks.
>>24039387
Yes way. And nah, you are prettier imo.
>>24039391
I bet they are really soft. Go ahead and try.
>>24039417
No! Youre gorgeous. I can barely even PASS for good looking :'(
>>24039421
Möh. I'd kiss you, and those eyes are gorgeous. Cheer up doofydooof
>>24039431
O//////o
>>24039417
only if I get to kiss and tell!
>>24039387
IMHO: she's cuter, he's prettier
Total draw on which one is more attractive overall though; there are some judgments I'm just not confident enough to make! :P
>>24039421
>>24039431
>>24039450
>>jawdropping.jpg
... Make a liar of me, why don't you!
Well, I guess lighting can make all the difference. Sorry lips-dude, but she won the toss-up, hands down!
>>24039460
Stahp <3
>>24039465
She's hiding her eyes tho!
>>24038594
err, likes warm and large clothing :3 not too much of an assumption but heh
>>24039377
mid-late 20s?
likes vidya, probably STEM student.
>>24039142
i liek your face.
probably law/commerce student? goes out a lot more than the majority of people here.
>>24039361
sub? jfc you're adorable, boy or girl
>>24039129
>>24039136
cool cunt, fan of metal music?
>>24039125
belongs to the liberal side of /pol/, still, you seem nice. Cunty, but nice.
>>24039465
;_;
>>24039502
I won't stop. And here. Nothing special. You win.
>>24039509
Yeah, total sub. Boi.
>>24039502
nonono, you misunderstand; YOU won the tossup!
That last pic you posted is an iconic exemplar of pure cuteness!
>>24039509
>mid-late 20s
i just turned 19. life aint fair family
>>24039509
among other styles of music, yep.
though I do have a weakness for pretty girly pop.
When the two come together, it's just magical.
>>24039517
No hard feelings? Please? ;_;
You're just too pretty to make all sadlike!
>>24039517
>>24039361
>>24039460
>you'll never stick your dick in that mouth
Feels bad, man.
>>24039530
Brb, killing myself
>>24039509
Wow close! Journalism!
>>24039517
They're beutiful. Show your whole face damn it!
>>24039518
No, YOU dont understand, it wasnt even fair because she was only posting half her face so it was stacked against her!
>>24039541
DONT YOU DARE
>>24039541
>>24039542
>>24039546
Alright, you crazy little cuties, I'm gonna go dance.
Don't go hurting yourselves or burning down the thread while I'm gone!
>tfw no assumptions
anyway
>>24039541
pls dont anon
u r a qtpi, be my sub
>>24039524
oh..huh.. damn, you can still look good bald, dont worry :) look at Bruce Willis
This thread still kicking?
>>24039587
Oh SHIT have a less scary pic
>>24039546
>>24039594
every moment there's not something thick between those lips is a moment wasted desu
>>24039594
<3
>>24031765
You look like the kind of guy who never gets the hint when he's being a third wheel, and the kind of guy who's probably been accused of sexually harassing a girl (at least as far as her and her friends are concerned) at least once in his life.
>>24039587
>>24039590
Generic white knight fedora-tipping atheist who uses [ECKS DEE] way too often in their social media communication, and the type of guy who insists "he's a hugger," but only with attractive strangers at anime conventions.
>>24039610
Heyo, ya' seem like a pretty swell chick, so if ya' wanna talk further, since I'm going to bed now, you can add me on Kik: KarolinaVictori
>>24039743
Is that offer of kik open to others? ;)
oh man
>>24039697
Dead wrong on everything m8
>>24039746
Preferably not
dat rejection
I am 50/f. What are your assumptions about me?
>>24034188
>Rich Arab, you either manage a hedge fund or you're heir to an oil field. Either way, you probably drive a fancy car and treat it like shit.
Manage a portfolio, right.. Partially arab. Not that into cars, though.
>>24034315
>Cant understand why he doesnt have more luck with the ladies
I am satisfied with my luck, but we can always be better.
>>24034410
>brazilian. works in a realty office
Off on both counts.
>>24038703
>Clarkkent/10
I'm flattered; thank you. He is a role model of mine.
>>24039855
That I don't belive you
>>24042006
would be fun to drink with you
>>24039969
listens to linkin park
>>24039784
owns a skateboard
