s'garn on cunts?
4217, 23 M.
Start tafe tomorrow.
What are you guys up to?
>>24010581
2322 / 25 / M
Swiping on tinder waiting for Batman vs Superman to finish downloading.
What course are you studying?
>>24010581
3500
waiting for one of you cunts to hook me up with some dank nugs
>>24010581
2217 / 20 / M
also trying to hook my younger sis up with a lesbo. send me a kik; milebound9
3056 / 25 / M
trying to find all the kinky people on okcupid
23/M/3178, bored outta my brains and need to sort out subjects for uni
22/m/2144
Been bored as fuck so been blazing up all day and playing Overwatch.
28 m 4350
no one ever in toowoomba, its shithouse.
i'm a little pissy and i think i just texted an escort to lose my virginity. wish me luck
>be ready for bed
>decide to check on small spiderweb i noticed under my bed last week
>its now a full blown jungle of web there now
>pull off mattress
>graveyard of various dead bugs and spiders in the jungle
>except the live spider one in the centre
>a motherfucking red back
>get bug spray and sprayed that bitch like Peter North style
>hides away in some old books under there
>have to wait for it to return
>spent last 20 minutes cleaning and vacuuming and surface spraying because why the fuck not
>actually tired myself out through all the effort
I'm surface spraying fucking everything tomorrow now. Fuck having his happen again. The spiderbros outside the house can stay alive as long as they stay outside but if they come inside, it's game on.
>>24010854
Good luck bro!
Remember - you get what you pay for...
Also, if you book and pay for an hour... Use it. Grab a shower for two, cuddle under the blankets.
Spoil yourself and get someone under 21 yrs and spend at least $400 for an hour and just enjoy it.
>20 to two, ready for bed
>edged through a couple /gif/ threads
>supported to be trying nofap for a meet next week
>cant help but stay up hoping the anon from the big guy (4u) thread pops up on my kik and gives me the excuse to cum
3106 looking for someone to smoke pot and watch anime with
18/m/2036
looking for people nearby to chat to and maybe meet up with
Kik: kk_sh0
>>24010618
any luck with that m8?
>>24010638
3180 here buddy
28M
Currently in America on holidays
the fuck is everyone? still spewing about the election?
>>24013936
It's Monday. Even going on /soc/ to shitpost is too much effort.
Reminder that all women are entitled whores who have lived a life of privilege
>mum asks me to pop down the shops and buy some snags for dinner
>drive the ute down to local westfield
>3 days later
>just got me centrelink so decide to go to eb games to pick up the new afl 2016 game
>they're having a sale
>pick up afl 2016 and ian thorpes rumper romper stomper
>sheila behind counter gives me a weird look
>"that'll be $259 dollary doos mate"
>reach into tuckerbag for money pouch
>move knife out of the way
>next bloke in line sees my knife
>says "you call that a knife" then pulls out his
>whole store begins to laugh at me and my knife
>party pies and sausage rolls fall out me dacks
>people outside the shop are laughing now
>sprint out of there like cathy freeman
>trip and fall on an errant chiko roll
>all the cunts start throwing vbcans at me and clipiing clip on koalas on my nose and ears while calling me a poofta
>prime minister comes out of the barber next door and calls me a soft cunt
So how was your day?
>>24014433
>prime minister
>thinking our country of inbred bogans is capable of electing a leader
2095. Stranger in NSW and completely alone.
>>24014544
7320.
Just woke up at almost 11pm because my life is out of control
>>24010581
3000 MELBOURNE!!!
I HAVE A HUGE 20cm COCK AND LOOKING FOR SOME GOD DAMN SLUT IN MY CITY TO PUT IT IN JESUS CHRIST WHERE ARE ALL THE WOMEN AT LATELY
ADD ME ON SKYPE: SHITFUCKASSBITCH
2089
Seriously how the fuck can I get laid in Sydney? I'm 22, tall and fucking hung but have no friends here and I can't seem to meet any woman at all. Does going to clubs work? I hate the city so wouldn't know also not to keen on going alone..
I haven't fucked anyone for nearly half a year, if I don't get laid soon the apple pie in my freezers going to be in for a real fucking shock.
>>24014793
Have you tried the site your on?
4870 ya cunts
3437
sup cunts
>>24015153
more like JIZZborn lmao
>>24015173
hehe xd
>>24010765
got that right
M/20/5086
Why is everyone else being normal and sleeping?
>>24015581
I accidentally the sleep and i'm now wide awake. What's up, anon?
4074/M/26
Woke up today, grumbled that it wasn't even Thursday but still only Wednesday, so imagine my horror when I finally came round enough to realise it's actually Tuesday.
>>24014793
>Does going to clubs work?
Yep. You don't even have to be super good looking, you just have to play the numbers game. Going out onto the dance floor from about midnight onward will work. There's always some drunk girl looking to dance who will just suddenly appear in front of you. Rest is history.
22/5000
also double checking, but it's really bad form to go on tinder for just friends right?
>>24010581
6025, 22 M
Currently trolling through Craigslist personals due to boredom.
Anyone else find that CL sucks in Australia? So rare to find a girl and when you do they are rank as fuck.
2650
19/m
>>24010613
meth capital of Australia they told me
can't even get some buds
>>24017476
few dudes that are willing to suck you off ive found, even if youve posted looking for females
6024 kents
What's garrn on?
>>24018600
just had some maccas m8 while listenin to the Kers
22/M/2099
Just doing dabs with the boy in brookie, any other northern beaches lads hrre?
4053/m/20
>scheduled to get surgery to fix muh dik this month
>tfw I won't use it anyway since I can't even afford the smelliest, ugliest, fattest prostitute
in other news who actually gives a shit about politics amirite
>>24010854
Thinking of doing the same desu. I have way too much anxiety to lose my virginity any other way
4879, working for a couple of hours then smoke up
>>24018608
> the Kers
Shit taste
>>24010581
3038 looking for some super psychoactive choof
0800 NT guy reporting
who wants to smoke and drink and play shitty video games
>>24022821
How shitty?
Reminder that all women are entitled whores living life on easy mode
>>24023520
lol you're back at it again sperglord?
