>No tinder thread? Tinder thread
Tinder general threaD
Been using for a few days, used all swipes each 12 hours and only 1 match, she's not replied, any advice?
My first and only match
Been using tinder for a week now, not that many matches. i'm not really photogenetic so any advice? i'm good at keeping convo's alive.
A second match!
>>23990090
this is my main picture right now
>>23990090
i read alot of diffrents of pictures, its something i tried to do , and i think you did well too, maybe only 1 skiing picture so replace 5 or 6
Our one mutual friend Is a dealer haha
>Bump
Anyone got stories, good/bad? Advice and suggestions for newbs
damn this thread makes me feel better about myself. everyone in the tinder threads on /fit/ are 8<
Halp pls
Next I'll do sonthing like 'make sure to wear it like that on our 1st date' or 'will Ya be wearing it like that on out 1st date?' Also yea I did use tinder in 2014 but didn't message anyone, just was curious what #/10 woman would swipe me
Please rate I don't seem to get anymore it sucks. All my photos are blurry in normal mode so I did this for you raters instead.
>>23990787
mirin senpai
>>23990097
I'd get another cause this one makes you look like a faggot
>>23990813
Thanks but I'm in Tokyo and matching w no Japanese qts
>>23990872
japs are racist, especially towards Africans
Alright guys, any suggestions, please? With regard to the description, each paragraph has a space between it!
The last line says: "only here to find a long-term relationship "
>>23990898
This is great
If you're looking for a boyfriend
>>23990933
... Why?
>>23990952
Cause you look like a faggot
>>23990968
Ridiculous! :D
>>23990882
what place likes blacks the best then
>>23990996
northern europe, north america i guess. id say africa but i dont think you wanna move there
>>23990996
come on dude, ya didn't know japs are not attracted to blacks?
>>23991030
but black chicks are gross tho....latinas is my best bet
>>23990898
Too much info on that bio man, take it easy. Also change that main photo, y so serious.
>>23991036
>but black chicks are gross tho
Nigga....
My matches slowed down significantly, mostly getting bots now. I got about 50+ in a week and a half and now I'm lucky to grt one in a swipe session.
Been on a few dates already. One girl stopped talking to me after we cuddled on her couch. One girl turned out to be a nutter. And the third is awesome though she ditched me mid date for an impromptu interview at a bar.
The best advice i got for you guys who are struggling is don't make it one sided. If she's interested she'll keep talking to you as long as you try your best not to be a spergy meme Lord.
Ask for a number within 10 messages or less, move to the phone. "hey I'm busy doing x, let's talk instead"
Set up a date.
Don't bother with anyone who you have to text first all the time or have to drag a conversation out of.
>>23990898
The main picture and huge bio make you seem kind of pretentious, IMO.
I never get any match, is it because I only have one pic
>>23990690
Just ask about whatever interests she has in her bio, then try to get her talking about herself. Tell her she's gorgeous and depending on the response, 10ish replies in try to set up a date or get her number.
Ive swapped picture 1 and 3, maybe that will help, 3 is a realistic of day to day me, 1 is hair all done, I think that's better
Trying to think of an opener is hard when they got no bio, is She in rome?
>>23991355
Ask her what her favorite part about traveling is. Then what the most memorable trip/place was.
>>23990898
why are you reposting enough people gave you already lots of feedback
guys do not feed the troll
>>23991253
Please consider putting your hair up and smiling. Maybe lose the sunglasses too, a crooked smile that lights up the face and eyes is always a bonus for me.
>>23991185
just delete and start again - you wont get bots anymore
I take that time to get better photos and write a new weird Bio
>>23990908
oy vey
Woo a match
>>23991483
Fuck did i kill it already? download was the only thing in her bio, fuck im sad now i looked at her twitter via installation name and I'm really keen on her more that. Any other match
>>23991483
oh god shes so cute
and do something with your chat-game, its fucking bad t b h
>>23991500
you act like a retared e-dom. its just painful to watch man. you supposed to be creative and funny, try to stand out with something. can be even upfront and confident. but what you do now is literally painful to watch
>>23991372
Do Ya really thibk this is better?
>>23991515
I'm trying my best dude and e is a edom
>>23990725
you fucked up your response for the "your hair is longer than mine" you can say so many things to that, come on man. dont have to be flirty or too tryhard or anything. you couldve just said something about your hairdresser or a shampoo or anything retarded funny thing or tell about yourself which is a bit related to your hair whatever just keep the conversation floweing she seemed to like long haired guys.
you went boring and confident instead but you dont have the look to get pussy that way.
and doesnt make a 2nd response 20 hours later it feels like you are desperate and/or were thinking on it for a long time.
>>23991534
whenever i smile it just looks like im pulling a face unfortunately
>>23991367
I don't, I'm just absorbing new opinions!
Fuck it she can't reply any less, cant hurt
>>23991576
stop, just stop anon, its over
>>23991605
yea it was the finale, but it would be easier if these cunts unmatched when i kill it :/
>>23991576
dude seriously read about pickup lines and tips on the net, you doing it so painfully wrong and im not even an expert. browse /r/tinder and lurk for general stuff
you use use fucking words like "dem eyes doe" does she look like a fucking clav?
>>23991633
dem ayes doe doesnt count, i knew it was dead so i though i would stab it in the heart for fun
>>23991633
i guess ive got no game because i dont play games, have not had a shag in years, and that was a random drunk whore who i hardly spoke a sentence too, oh im useless
H E L P
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What should I use for a profile? What types of pictures should I add?
>>23991721
that second pic would be enough for me desu.
make that your main
Im sorry i just had to post this cringey ass message that this girl sent me. She unmatched me a few moments later. I laughed my ass off. This was pathetic.
>>23991734
Done. What else?
How many girls are actually using Tinder just to get laid, not date? 8/8 grills I've talked to so far just seem to want a boyfriend and go on real dates. Is there anybody actually using it as a hookup app?
>>23991737
Lolol
Tbqh tho she sounds funny, horny, and slightly autistic, why'd you pass that up?
>>23992320
Haha i wasnt feeling her pics at all. Kind of a butterface. Had a nice body though.
honestly i have hotter ones im giving my attention to. I wouldnt have time for her.
Mainly the second one down. I want her....BAD!!!
>>23991721
Any advice lads?
>>23992371
What is your aim good sir? Sex, relationship or both?
>>23992393
A relationship would be nice
Kind of fallen into a slump atm. finally took a picture with a friend since that was the biggest recommendation.
>>23991576
you were fine until
>i never said hi charlotte ;)
>awhh charlotte did i kill it already?
>ya look like the alternative qt im on here to find
>dem eyes doe
AHAHAH OH MY GOD ALL MY WUT
sup guys i just signed back on to tinder and badoo after being gone for quite a while.
so far i got one match on tinder and one match on badoo, however none of them have replied to me yet.
pic related its me
Looking for general advice. Feel like my bio is too long but I don't know what to cut out.
>>23992406
I would propose having a suitable plan. The main components you need are an interesting main picture to capture attention( you kind of have that with that costume), you need a simple yet intriguing bio(it has to showcase you in a small amount of words include height if 6), you need a good opening line to strike up convos and you need a conversation template to flow to a number quickly. Best if in under 15 messages. Dont talk too long on tinder, bounce the convo elsewhere. If you havent heard from a match for 2 days, unmatch its over.
You just have to find what works for you. Focus on the pics first, you have to attract attention and get matches first to apply the rest of the plan.
I can't advance past small talk, how do I move in for the kill?
>>23992445
Sounds like a good plan let's start with the pictures, what should I add? I have no idea what to put for my bio. I'm a manlet by the way. What opening line do you use?
>>23992445
>If you havent heard from a match for 2 days, unmatch its over.
what if she replies on the 3rd day and she ends up meeting you and becoming your girlfriend and shes the girl of your dreams?
i dont like this advice.
>>23992455
Just pull the trigger. After an enthustiastic response, propose to move the convo somewhere else.
"Lets talk more, you actually use complete sentences!"
I can give you my kik id you dont wanna trade numbers just yet" i dunno, i dont wanna be stalked"
She will either say yes or no. If no, then end that shit dude, its a waste of time. Tell her have a good one and unmatch. Some of These girls want penpals because they are bored. Move the fuck on.
>>23992441
don't brag and try to sound less thirsty
>>23992472
This is very rare and a waste of time. When you keep hoping for that response it never comes. You have entered instant ceinge zone. You are literally waiting for a girl who doesnt wanna talk to you anymore. Tinder breeds a small attention span. Dont be naive. Focus your attention somewhere else. Take the advice trust me.
>>23992472
No dude. Just no.
How do i take pictures of myself without feeling like a chode?
>>23992457
I cant tell you exactly what to put. You have to create something that is you or that represents you. My profile is for sex. So we have different aims. You cant use my lines or my bio.
For your bio keep it short sweet and funny or on the other hand tell a funy story. Stay away from the generic interests crap.
>>23992494
Should I edit my current bio or just write a new one? I wasn't trying for my current one to come off as bragging as much as highlighting what girls might find desirable about me.
>>23992519
I'm just looking for examples really. Like what kind of pictures should I have
>>23992529
write a new one
you can just say "i'm 6"3, studying to become a doctor" etc.
>>23992422
yea i should have just left it
>>23992549
Well for pics for a relationship profile, an interesting main pic is always a must, ive found a pic in a suit is a secret killer, after this its kind of an experimental thing you should try different things weekly if it isnt getting results.
also maybe a pic with friends, outside, sneak it a body pic if you have a good body. Make sure ite not a selfie.
Here is a big tip not alot of people know. Update your pics and bio regularly. Even if its working great. Usually it fizzles out. I change and add and delete things every two weeks. Keeps my shit fresh. Most guys get complacent and too comfortable when its going right. Never settle. Switch it up.
>>23992568
>ive found a pic in a suit is a secret killer
Killer as in good or bad
>>23992587
Very good. It exudes maturity and success. Good way to balance out the humor. Bitches love an actual MAN
>>23992483
I can get snapchats and kiks but I can't meet up or even talk about it
>>23992648
why not?
>>23992648
Yea i also wanna know why not. It sounds like your convos and interests fizzle out because you stop attempting to propose a meet. What happens when you attempt to ask?
Don't know how to play the game. Tell me why I'm shit.
>>23993057
your bio. also you'd probably look better with a haircut
>>23990034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adz1aWRsDw8
>>23993057
You're balding and average face
tinder is for top tier guys who fuck average girls or below
which pic should I post as main
1/3
2/3
3/3
>>23993821
forgot the pic
>>23991534
Try getting a hair cut and staying clean shaved desu family
i have two pictures on my tinder profile, one is me at the beach and the other one is a picture of my dog (small toy breed, very cute) wearing a hot dog halloween costume
my profile says "lemme buy you tacos"
i live in a small town sometimes it's days or a week before profiles refresh so i can swipe more
i get a match about 1/day only
is it just a matter of the numbers or should i add more photos, a longer bio etc?
>>23992648
DL roosh text guide.
>>23992419
I don't really think it is a good idea to have a selfie as the first pic.
Your first pic is also super androgynous so you should consider removing it altogether, unless that is what you are going for.
Have someone take photos of you doing interesting stuff, like sports/hobbies/clubs that you like, and make sure you are clearly visible in them.
Do not use photos in which your face is covered, like the animal mask pic (This usually includes sunglasses as well).
Have more than 3 pics in total, and make sure that they are high quality with good lighting (ie no shitty inside selfies taken with the front camera).
Song lyrics make for a pretty basic bio.
I think the main problem, though, is that when I see your profile, there is nothing that makes you stand out. It is very generic and anyone looking at it would assume that you are boring and have no interests.
>>23992441
Your pics are all awful. Get rid of both the selfies and use "candid" photos where you're smiling and not squinting and are not in a dark room and are doing something interesting and are not by yourself (make sure you have more than 3 as well).
Also consider styling your hair differently/getting is haircut because you look early 2000s emo, which attracts a certain kind of girl.
As for your bio, I would remove the entire second paragraph because it is cringey, but the first paragraph is ok. I would keep the first sentence then have one sentence about studying medicine and another separate one about liking/having dogs.
>>23992419
I like your token black friend picture. It says, "I'm cool, I have a black friend".
>>23990034
smile nigga
>>23991253
holy fuck your bio is autistic fix that shit wow
Have had Tinder for 5 minutes. 2 matches from qt's already. Fuaark, I was not prepared for this. The fuck am I doing?
>>23994302
Also I am wanting to go to bed right now, is it ok if I let it go to tomorrow before messaging?
>>23994253
why its to the point, no bullshit
>>23994366
it's not that bad I would leave out the video game thing and misspelling it though
I also might put in one serious thing such as "full time University of x student" or some shit like that because it comes off like you might not be a guy who gets much done
>>23994306
>Also I am wanting to go to bed right now, is it ok if I let it go to tomorrow before messaging?
yes
>>23994504
What did I just watch
>>23992747
I feel like they arent interested enough which is totally my fault, I guess I need help bringing it up
Any improvement recommendations?
I had a date with a girl Monday. She said beforehand, no sex on the first date. It went well, and we were obviously mutually attracted. How much longer should I wait to invite her to bang?
>>23994578
Try this
"Well lets do this, lets meet up during the day this week somewhere face to face and just talk. See if we like each other and check out each others vibe. Would you rather have coffee or its so nice out lets go for a walk at a park or something"
It works. Its what i use. I have proof. I have almost a mile long of proof. Just do it. If she is down for it cool. If she hesitates or changes the subject give her one more day to grow some balls. What you are looking for is a set date.
>>23994736
She has the upper hand. You gave her control so its all on her dime. So no telling bro.
>>23992483
J. is it you from last thread?
I got this as an icebreaker once:
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sit on my face and wiggle your hips
Gotta say- guy was funny. Did it work? ha- no :P
>>23994708
Use your second pic as the main one imo
Any tips for me ?
>>23994847
Oh son.
1 is too memey for a first pic.
1&2 need better lighting, can probably edit that in.
4 doesn't show you off at all.
Bio might work but I'd recommend something more original.
Is this a bot?
>>23994970
God you sound like a faggot
>>23994970
bro what is wrong with you
talk to her like a normal human being, pretend you are posting here and even that will put you in a better place than you are now
i can feel your nervousness, it's palpable
>>23994708
I'm curious. How old are you? You look like you're 15
>>23994977
well a funny faggot who gets a winkyface is somthing atleast.
>>23995097
he's trying to help you
learn not to sound like this, never say "i am not good at this" when meeting a woman
never ever, ill let you figure out why
>>23995097
Hope you enjoy that winky face more than vagina.
>>23993447
>this
>>23995137
cheers for advice
>>23994990
19, I used to have a constitutional growth delay (2 years) but according to bone age I'm past that now.
so whats the correct way to go after some comfort has been built
ask for phone
or go for snapchat/kick? ( I havent used them)
I normally ask for phone because of whatsapp never felt I had to ring
>>23991253
Tie that shit into a ponytail. Looks way better, less messy, more hygienic etc. When i had long hair i always had it in a ponytail.
>>23993144
What are some good kinda bio guidelines? Also what type of haircut do you recommend?
What do you think?
r8 h8
>>23996263
Too many pictures with women. You can drop 3 or 4 for 1 more solo picture.
>>23996303
Is that a bad thing? Don't necessarily disagree, but curious about your reasoning
Is saying "im the bartender, you want a drink, Go" an interesting way to ask what drink she likes, or is it cringe? (not as a opener btw)
>>23993057
Switch your 1st pic with the 2nd one
It is a more flattering one.
>match with a semi-cute girl
>talk for a day or two
>she's super cautious about everything and it's pretty obvious we don't click
>finally start talking about chemistry in a relationship
>I don't think we're right for each other
>she goes batshit insane
I'm assuming this isn't normal?
>>23994302
Tinder is full of QTs especially if you're looking at the 18-early 20s range of grils. It's fucking insane. Although I guess it depends on where you live, god fucking bless you scandinavian ancestors of MN people for only kidnapping beautiful pale blonds for your brides
>>23996763
I wouldn't get what you were asking lol. Change 'go' to 'what are you ordering'??
>>23997122
cheers
Tinder is easy, just be straight up with your intentions but still kind. IE "Hey gorgeous you seem like a cool person so im gonna be straight up with you, I wanna hookup. If that is too forward for im sorry and would like to make it up to you by taking you to dinner." Boom you got hookups and dinner dates like that. dont be a creep or other think things we are all people looking for the same things
Just remade thoughts?
>>23996263
change the naked one to like 3rd or fourth and DITCH THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MANLET
t. /fit/
Jesus I made my profile not-shit and now qts are actually talking to me. A lot of them. I was the quiet guy in high school how do you deal with this
>>23997649
post profile
I have seen only shit profiles apart from one
Fuck this app. Seriously, it doesn't matter how good looking you are, all the girls on this app are just there for the goddamn attention and couldn't care less about meeting people. Waste of time even bothering.
>>23998120
Don't be salty just cause you're autistic pal
You want attention just as much as they do.
>supposed to be first lunch date off tinder ever today
>wasn't even planning anything too lecherous
>dad crashes motorcycle from mechanical failure and goes into ER
God y u do dis
Thoughts and advice?
>>23999178
Femanon who has a preference for nerdy guys, so take my advice with a grain of salt.
I would make pic 4 your main pic, it's cute.
What point are you making about your t-shirts?
I prefer when guys say a little more in their bio or at least make some kind of clever joke. The lack of words always makes me feel like they just don't have thoughts.
>>23990073
bruh I don't even know what to say to you. fuck.
>>23990898
delete everything in that bio. delete pictures 2, 4, 5 & 6. find one replacement that will be your main picture that is similar to 2 in the way that you're the centerpiece, but that photo isn't very flattering compared to 1.
then move number 3 to 2nd spot and the rest is fine.
never put that much text in your bio at all. be as vague and sarcastic as possible, with only a sentence or two.
good luck playa
>>23991500
keep the intro short & sweet cuzzy. and stop looking thru their social media that's what bitches do. don't be a bitch.
>>23999193
Nah, thanks for the advice. I'm pretty geeky. :p
Most beer festivals have custom t-shirts you can buy, and 5ks always give you one for registering. I'm trying to say that I go to a lot of both of those, but if that's not reading I'll change it.
>>23994827
Yessir. I dont know what it is about Summer, but im on a roll. They are coming from left and right.
I think this has probably gone too far in the other direction.
>>23999254
It sort of reads like, "I'm too good for t-shirts unless they come from these super cool things I go to."
As someone who has been gifted a lot of math and various fandom shit t-shirts, I think my reaction would be more along the lines of like, 'Oh he probably thinks he's too good for t-shirts', rather than, 'Oh cool he does 5Ks and goes to beer festivals.'
>>23999272
I mean, I think it's cute lol. I would swipe right.
>>23999258
Well Getting hooks but actually less girls atm... going MAD!
Think my profile is too much being a dick for the UK atm. Only got 1 slag who is dtf responding
>>23999303
Im pretty sure it will pick up. For about a good two weeks it was kinda dry then it just started to pick up. Tinder is just like that. You in the UK?
>>23999258
>>23999303
so yeah J. I will just ask you for advice on the profile text as I am using the opener you recommended last time and it is actually fine until the followup? I normally followup with the line ~why they swiped~ unfortunatly not always a hook.
Now profile.. oh dear J. may you have mercy!:
In need of interesting company: Friday: Going out with some crazy couple. Will bring cider. Have a reputation to hold.
Taller than you.
Looking for a cutie with long pullable hair.
Hit me with your best pickuplines
Here to have some fin or to find a photographer/model for some coop projects
My bike got trashed last week need new partner in crime for adventoures
- So yeah that is the desaster if I have your suggestions in mind I would guess it is not sexual enough, but it is definatly something different compared to other profiles - female friend showed me the shit other guys have on there.. far worse than most on here
Thx Tinder god!
>>23999312
yeah in UK
Is it just me or Tinder is fucked up. I mean we're literally swipe away people saying either I don't like you or your not good enough. Maybe it just me who thinks this though.
>>23999318
How are the girls out there? Is it pretty much the same as here in the states?
>>23999344
well I feel the girls in the USA really go for Negging always worked with American girls.. only real hotties from Germany (normal girls were quite insulted) and the Austrian Girls I met all doing direct game (all in persona on street, club etc.). English girls all flaked me doing direct, have the feeling it is a lot harder than with girls from other countries, which is why I am trying to step up tinder ontop of going to the pub.
>>23999344
you were from Texas if I remember correctly from last thread?
>>23999360
Hell yea. Doing both will help and cover all your bases. Plus you can probably meet more girls that you would never see, on tinder rather than direct. But direct can still pull you in a hottie or two while you wait on tinder to cycle through.
Yea im from Texas. But i usually have the best luck in like the midwest states. The south is racist, retarded and full of trumps. And the girls are more "traditional" and less likely dtf.
But if you go to Wyoming, Nebraska, Colorado, Wisconsin and the Dakotas, there are slot of sexually repressed hotties.
Had this for little over a week now, quite a few matches but only a handful of actual conversations.
What's the point in matching with a person if you're not gonna bother talking to them? Maybe I'm not persistent enough, ah well.
Pleasantly surprised by how many good looking chicks there actually are in Scotland, I should get out more.
>>23999406
shit sounds like I should come over visit.
Got myself a PUC for Friday...yeah we got them over here.. they are normally totally fucked (STD heaven), but they get you layed if they are good and hot and if you can keep your hands off- fuckers loose interest faster than a potatoe.
Btw. shit profile is further up - Keep the tipps going on here, seems only a few of us are actually taking your tips into account.
But yeah indirect took me 3 years - 16-19 than I learned direct game from a natural (bestie) both normally got me layed all the time than I came to this island and I am getting fucked 0 times a day. But will make it. Thanks for any imput from you will keep you updated!
I changed my bio to something more sarcastic and playful just now based off of what some of the people in the thread have been using
>>23990898
You look like Martin Shkreli in the first pic which could be a good or really bad thing. Id remove like half your pictures and bio, maybe keep 1,3 and 4.
I've gotten multiple matches within the course of a day using an almost nude bathroom-mirror selfie and a face selfie. Bio states I'm looking for a hook-up and not much else. I'm in decent shape and have a 7/10 face.
Don't be ugly and appear confident. That's what you need to succeed on something like Tinder. If you want quality women, go out and start volunteering for humanitarian/social welfare causes and start talking to the women you meet there.
>>23990090
you should remove your job info,
>>23990787
remove the picture where you have your shirt off. it has been proven that it makes girls instant left swipe.
>>23999480
Well I would definitely swipe right. Guys who can make me laugh with a little self deprecating humor are my one true weakness. Also, glasses.
>>23992347
show me us your profile please.
Rate my opener 1/2
2/2 I though this was witty, guess not
>>24000247
I think it's good. Who knows, she could be busy or just happened to find someone else already
>>24000247
You gotta capitalize when you make name puns.
>>23999337
So almost exactly like real life? This removes awkwardness.
>>23994504
I don't even.....
>>23999272
Put the picture of you drinking coffee back in. I though it was cute and the lighting was nice. I think you look good in that picture and being unable to see your whole face adds a sense of intrigue.
>>24000355
cheers, but its her fucking name, im sure she can spot it.
>>24000263
i sent it a few mins after she matched with me
Went through everyone within 50mi and no matches :(
Maybe I'm being too picky with my right swipes, or is my profile not so great? Help me out!
>>23999430
No problem bro. Im glad some are acutally listening. Ive been testing different stuff for a while now.
>>24000091
I dont show my profile because it gets stolen. Alot. Shrivels up my market. My profile interests girls sexually. They are intrigued. Its no gimmick though. Its actually a reflection of my true self, it just so happens to catch their attention.
And i have worked tirelessly trying the right openers and conversation template.
>>23999420
Changed this up a wee bit, not sure if it's for the better or not.
>Have a loving, good relationship with a cute as fuck girl.
>want to start a tinder profile because it looks fun to meet new people and see if other people would even like me
:/ no idea why. But I won't do it because it just seems immoral and unloyal
>>24000799
Yeah, good call. If I was in your GF's shoes I'd feel betrayed as fuck and have a hard time trusting you if I found out.
>>24000808
Yeah, and if I ever found out she was doing it, I'd flip my lid.
Meh, we've been together for 5 years, and probably going to get married, and I'm only 25. Just having a moment of "I want to still feel young and relevant" things.
This a good balance? Anything to add or delete?
>>24000696
Delete picture 6.
>>24000575
Picture 4 makes you look super young. Picture 2 is not flattering. Make Picture 3 your main and the dog pic number 2. Take another better one to make your third. Profile kinda meh but nothing a turn-off.
>>24001359
Good pictures >>>> good bio. But a good bio helps.
>>24001359
Cringey as all fuck. Just write "Buy me a drink and you can sit on my face"
Any of you faggots get laid yet?
any tips?
>>24001743
tips? to stay the hell away from her. She's 100% "kawaii" drama. Those are plastic wigs as well, she's not changing her hair color.
>>23997350
maybe get rid of thee beer pic (unless theres a better one) other than that youre a good looking dude
>>24001751
B...but
>>24001751
>not recognizing that it's hers
>>24001743
You are going to attract a lot of weird guys and dudes looking for an easy lay. Ditch the random part. Also ditch anime, maybe. Ditch photo #6. If you want sex, picture #5 should be your main.
>>24001751
That's her profile.
>>24001743
5 makes you look DTF so keep it if that's what you're going for
>>24001743
i would swipe right
My updated tinder
>rates, advice , ext cheers
>>24001743
picture 5 is a great place to show off the tits, i always wipe left when they are in the 1st one. having a bio is good 90% of females dont, maybe out of 1-3, pic the one you like the lease and change it for somthing a little diffrent, maybe an outdoors or with animal
>>24001790
>swiping left for tits
>>24001781
>Vidya geam fan
No. The rest of your bio is nearly as bad. Picture 5 is high school shooter tier erase it from any and all social media you share use it on.
>>24001793
i aint about that lyf
>>24001822
Try grinder
>>24001831
im from Newcastle, the city of geordie shore, im a metal dude, all this thot that looks like they should be on that show, insta left, all got tits in 1st pic.
>>24001839
>all this thot that looks like they should be on that show
>>24001847
its a missive turn off, google "geordie shore" im from that city
>>24001814
>>24001856
Did you change your bio and erase that photo or are you just going to assume I'm wrong and ignore the advice? No bully just curious.
>>24001861
im working on it yes ty, but im keeping it on facebook ;)
Bio
>>24001867
Get rid of lava lamp and kazooist and I rate it a solid 6/10 well done, get em tiger
New PIC 5
>>24001882
only issue is same shirt as picture 1, incidental but meh
>>24001876
im abit weird irl, i do wanna convey that a lil, and they are both true statments
>>23999314
Oh shit i just saw this dude. Im gonna reply to it tomorrow i gotta get some sleep!
>>24000696
ty 4 hair brading idea, i stole it from you
>>24001891
no problem! just woke up after going out
btw:
one hotty answered after 2 days... was: "never judge a book by its cover"
sounds it might get somewhere... wanted to write either:
a) That's why I flip my books over before I give them a read. -why swiped line-
b) -why swiped line-
not sure if a) too cringy and b) is enough just woke up and won't answer her till after work
How long should I wait before trying to move the conversation beyond the app? Like giving a Skype name or phone number...
I changed my profile a while back to be less autistic.
This is I think somewhat funny.
Thoughts?
Been getting a lot of nice matches lately, but any advice?
>>24002074
shitty eye area which is why you look down, to hide the lack of brow bone
>>24002114
Not really I just look at phone while taking pics
>>24001365
But I thought bitches loved the Trump?
>>24002162
If there is any thing i can add to that, don't do that.
Girls love eyes.
You are one of the better looking guys in this thread, with that said you can look even better.
So let me tell you some advice if you are willing to take it to the next level.
First of all, its always better to take selfies then mirror pics, a mix its okey ofc. Also take photos outside since the lighting always make things better. And secondly, have some more pictures of you doing activities you like. For example training or hiking in nature.
Fallow this and you will drown in pussy.
>>24002287
Thanks bro ill do that
>>24001781
Delete all pictures. Take new ones were you dont use a hat or sunglasses.
Dont mean to be rude but if you really want matches that's the first thing i would do.
>>24002290
Your main profile picture is great, but if you would just make eye contact with the camera and maybe a bit of a smile. Ohhh confidence, most girls love that.
I always see it as if the girl dont type to me first within 12 hours of match they have already lost the game and i unmatch them. I do not recommend to do that unless you live in a big city were many use tinder and you can just pick and choice however you like. See it as they have the privilege too meet you. In that way you will be unstoppable. Since your time i valuable, don't waste it!
>>24002074
Lel, nope, you're good.
>>24002074
You have a bit of a camaleon face, every angle looks like a different ethnicity.
>1: Lebanese
>2: Polynesian
>3: Brazilian
>4: North Indian
>5: Spanish
>6: Greek
no homo
>>23991355
You like looking big towers? :^)
fresh updated profile what do you guys think
>>24002313
thanks for the advice bro !
Help please. I started out getting a match a day but now only get one every week if I'm lucky?
Also how do you talk to women on here? When I try to talk to them like normal human being, like I ask them where they go to school or something, the convo dies forever or they unmatch me.
I also have 0 experience with women and this is my first and only real attempt to pick up a girl
tips?
>>24003043
1. read old and this thread
2. picture in suit
3. picture with people (don't you have friends?)
4. pic1 makes you look like a kid in my opinion maybe put it last
5. match profile to what you want: a) relationship b) hookup - don't have to change it just add something that plays into a or b I would go for b
>>24002893
go out and meet women in real life first. If you can hold a confo with a hottie (anything you find attractive does not have to be supermodel) you have the basis for cleaning up your game. If that is still a problem I would invest the time in working more to put money to the side and get a therapist to help you with social anxiety. Also read old and new thread - e.g. I can pickup girls in bars etc. (if I have the time), but suck at tinder- with the help of the good tips in here I get more hot matches now and women reply, but I am still learning and my own profile sucks in my opinion.
NO I won't spoon feed you.
>>24002755
suit pick missing
2. you dont smile
3. first pick is awful get a better one
4. take last one out
5. read my above text
>>24002031
If you want it to go anywhere, talk about meeting for a date ASAP (but naturally-ish) and offer #.
So just a question, but if I took a picture of myself in a suit, but it was a selfie/mirror shot, would the picture still help in regards to getting matches?
Also, how suicidal would it be to add 'Ask me about Updog' as a line in my bio?
>>24003098
>picture in suit
Wut? Not everyone looks really good in suit or has the character that fits it. You might just end up looking like a tryhard. I don't really see why a suit would be appealing.
>If that is still a problem I would invest the time in working more to put money to the side and get a therapist to help you with social anxiety.
As someone with social anxiety (which has nothing to do with talking to girls), this is singlehandedly the most retarded advice I've seen here. Drink a beer, don't take yourself really seriously, try to relax, fake a little bit of confidence.. so many things you can do. Going to a therepist and getting on meds without a problem is not one of them. And I don't see how is it easier to talk about your personal problems to a stranger than just casually chatting with a girl.
>>24003195
does not matter you will need one someday anyway and as said before even if you are a hobo you look good in it and not try hard. Only way you look tryhard is with shit pictures or some sick kicks don't be 16 be a man.
as someone who works with people that have "real" social anxiety drinking beer is the most retarded. A therapist does not prescribe meds so get your facts straight. He doesn't need tablets he needs to work out what is holding him back neither alcohol or you will help with that. If you actually had therapeutic experiences or even just social work you would know that humans open up a lot in a safe place and that helps them to solve their own problem. However I said if it is still a problem than it clearly is a real one for him and tinder will not help. Jus tbe happy that you do not have total anxiety and your tipps work for the average jo no question... end of discussion.
>>24003219
Hey dude its J. hit me up at [email protected]
We need to have a private convo.
>>24003195
Put on the suit man. If thats too much for you then try dressy casual.
>>24003289
Done sent you a mail
>>23999207
Thank you, will try!
>>23990097
You look like you are holding in a shit
>>23990882
Lighten up there colored
>>23991721
Ewww, a negro.
>>24003323
Cool. I will check it soon. Have a tinder date tonight with a new girl. I told her to wear a skirt with no panties lol. I need that easy access.
>>24003425
Whatchu got against negroes fool?
>>24003489
haha good luck J.!
Gameon
V.
>>24003168
Fuck it. I'm just going to take the photo and what happens, happens
Thanks for the advice.
>>24003530
you have family/ friends?
use the mirrorshot atm. Than get someone to do a nice one some other time
>>24003098
Well RIP me then I guess. I'm really bad at meeting women at bars or at work or really anywhere and I already see a psychologist but there are no group therapys or confidence building classes near by. Also thanks for the advice and I don't want someone to spoon feed me. But at the same time go fuck yourself for not really wanting to help. You probably had a friend older brother or father teach you about how to talk to women and get them interested in you but I didn't.
>>24003578
Actually I did not. I had to learn all from scratch. Now after working I am slowly getting a universal hang of it.
You could do a easy step:
1. Do voluntary work the people there will help you socialise and to talk to strangers etc. give and you will recieve far more back
-> that will get the frustration I read out of you. Really just do it it helps.
2. You could look like a russian badass. Change your nickname to something russian, say you are russian and look how the tough guys dress in movies - pay a stylist to get you look macho. Doesnt matter if you arent it, girls will look at you.
Also I will give you one free opener that works semi but should work for you with some decent pictures and some new style:
"Hey I am a shy but honest and direct guy. You have something about you that I want to get to know. We should grab a coffee" - than followup in message 2 or 3 with what is your number - and make the date via whatsapp or sms
Like all the fatties ALL OF THEM. One is bound to match and meet they are DESPERATE! And in your case just be honest on the date. Hey I do not actually know how to do this I lived in the desert for 20 years, what are you doing with your life?... shit like that.
Again no one learned to talk to women.. well at least not directly. Congrats you got a decent reply now either do social work, pretend to be a dick and look like one, or find a better psych seriously fuck me if you were my client you would be pulling bitches in a year (but not on tinder...still learning this shit)
Taking a girl on a date to see some fireworks and its all thanks to you guys.
Fuckkk had plans to meet hot metal chick tomorrow, think i killed it, legit gutted but idk how to play this off
>>24001743
doubt this is the real sophie. are you still doing porn?
>>24003656
Should have met her before the show and then told her that. Seems like she wasn't gonna introduce you until after your first meeting.
Possible recovery
>>24003656
mhm don't worry she could actually reply if not do not worry anyway you were honest.
Next time: Package it differently. But yeah she didn't sound attracted. I would have gone with the lets be friends card from the beginning anyway.
>>24003694
i've got more than enough female friends already...too many.
>>24003545
I'll do that then, thanks
Given the option, would a mirror pic look better as full body or bathroom counter mirror waist-up shot? The answer may be obvious, but I figure I should ask anyways
>>24003703
ahhhh.... well than not going into your tinder game.
Play the hook me up card. If you really have female friends they will hook you up with girls. I did that when I did my undergrad. "Hey Casey" "Yeah?" "I am horny/lonely/wanna meet someone - can you hook me up?" "LOL sure" -> Magic. If they don't do that for you they are not your friends and dump their asses asap
>>24003708
Idea instead of bathroom? Can you manage to go to IKEA or whatever you have in the USA? And do it fullbody infront of a big ass mirror there.
Would write in my profile: IN my freetime I walk around in handystores pretending I am the manager - now I am getting free pizza and tacos each time. -> joking still good pic done
to your question: either the more it looks like "I got ready to party" the better
>>24003718
Good effort, but I'm actually in Canada.
Luckily,I've got a large enough mirror that I won't need to use a bathroom, so I suppose I'll get on that
I'm legit retarded when it comes to dirty talk, what's something I could respond to this with?
I'm gonna make you cum all night? I'm gonna ravage your poop chute?
>>24003656
Bruh, just ask if she wants to start a little slower, maybe go out to lunch and get comfortable. If she has anxiety, that's an in for you to be a good guy.
>>24003747
you just write:
Number + Adress? Or am I supposed to fuck the air infront of my phone. Now hurry up and get your spanking dirty little girl
seriously anything goes you just need number and adress
Idk anymore I've stopped thinking and am just typeing whatevs 1st comes to mind
Ima just leave it for now
>>24003760
We have ignition. Got the number, gonna fuck her at her place in a couple hours. Thanks brah
>>24003830
give it to her good and remember stay save!
ok guys I am off for 1h trying to grab something in real life. Wish me luck.
I'm getting a weird feelings about this
Cont
Street view this place, it's about 10 miles away and like a middle of nowhere dead back road...am I going to get jumped?
I'm not leaving my house tonight, just incase
>>24003043
i would swipe right on you tbqh you're very cute
>>24004350
>>24004364
>>24004371
>>24004378
You're kidding right? How can't you tell that you're talking to a bot?
>>24004401
1st bot I've got then, why would a bot send me to a random back street? Am I missing the point?
>>24004408
If you keep talking more than likely you're going to get a message saying to message them on kik because their tinder doesn't work or they'll give you a phishing phone number. You must be lucky for it to be your first bot, there's so many in my area.
>>24004427
dude you already done banging?
I just met some cool pickupers... dman that girl was crazy it was like art...
But oh wonder did not get layed tonight fuck my life I hate club game -.- only 3 numbers, no kisses, no boobs, no fucking
>>24004463
Hey again, >>24003729 here
How the fuck do I adjust this pic so that it'll actually fit into a Tinder window
>>24004479
I forgot to add the pic, but it's just a full-body shot like was advised earlier. I just don't understand what the cropper is trying to do to it
>>23990017
i've got 19 matches, but I guess nobody appealing enough to get over being terrible at texting…
curious what i'm doing right, and what needs improvement.
I've only been on tinder a couple weeks...
>>24004491
you need a pic like this to cut it down. So I would suggest to just widen it in paint to get the area you need
you need a wide picture to get the box into the right place so if you took your photo upright just stretch it by 1/3 on both sides- white space for example
>>24004499
I literally do not have words for your pictures, but hey 19 matches keep them....
can't say how your texting is as you haven't posted anything
Unmatched
>>24004519
not sure what you mean about the pics…?
I'll post a conversation example from POF… I haven't used tinder much, like I said.
>>24004535
ok cant realte to pof that shit did not work for me at all 0 J. might be able to help but I think he is banging atm
>>24004550
I'm curious what you were thinking about my pic choices…
up until today I had thought that I was getting by on my looks/height, As I'm not overly outgoing or witty. but I was regularly getting rated 6/10 in /soc/ rate threads today.
I spent the last 7 years in a relationship, So i'm trying to get back in the game here…
pic 1/3
>>24004565
Pic 2/3
>>24004569
pic 3/3
>>24004565
well they are certainly not under any recommendation that happened in the last few threads: full body shot, suit, social, cool activity, selfie
that's all I meant very unusual but if it works it works.
Now looking at the confo! Imagine you are a girl on POF. WHat do you notice -> yes that the guy is totally boring and you have 100more in your inbox that look better. OG is a harsh world. You have to be unique. I would say only do the "comfort"/"what are you doing with life" stuff after you got her number to phone or on the date. Attraction or Sexual energy or whatever (cocky/funny, wityness) is far more important in my opinion during text. YOu can mix it up. But I pof/okcupid allow to write Emails so I did that and got my ex to go into a plain fly across countries just to fuck me before I even knew here really. Just my experience.
Idea: Make a fake account on POF and see what guys actually write... you will realise it is the same shit all the time - differnet = getting fucked
Btw grats after 7 years to restart! I tell you it is hard.... but we are going to make it. Just listen to the guys who get layed on here (a few)
used to get a couple matches a week but haven't been getting any for about a month now. What can I improve?
>>24004463
Haven't fucked her yet, gotta wait until she gets off work. Got some nudes to hold me over until then lol.
Clubs suck dude, never had any luck in them before.
Yeah, I'm done pulling teeth trying to get this damn pic to a semi-presentable state
Does it look alright?
What do I say in messages to girls who's profiles have little to no info? I have no problems getting matches. I usually just send a generic "Hey! What's up?" and my problem is getting a reply.
Fuuuuck
>>23994708
You look like a virgin. Get rid of everything but the first two. Make #2 #1, IMHO you look better with glasses. Put up some pics of you actually doing something outdoors or with a group of friends. Im an Aero major too, but it sounds pretentious just putting it out there; try to make a joke about it "Future Rocket Scientist" works well or something along those lines. Also switch up the bio and stop going for the clever / coy approach
>>23996263
Shirtless selfie and pics with other girls makes it seem like you're trying too hard to appear cool. Be more casual
>>23997350
I think #3 and #5 should be closer to the front; those are definitely your best shots. Pick one of #1 #2 and #4 ( I personally like #2) and then add another one, maybe with some friends.
>>23999178
Your profile screams "Friendless Douchebag." Add a picture with friends and maybe dont try so hard
For everyone who hasn't been matched in a while, what kinds of girls are you swiping for? Yeah there's stuff you can do to improve your profile, but if you only swipe right for 7/8's and up you're obviously going to match less than if you went after some average girls too.
I've been swiping all just to see if i get any. Final update before bed, think its a lot better than when i made this thread, cheers friends <3kek
>>23991576
it hurts
>>24004949
oh dude your late, she replied after that see
>>23994970
>>24004802
oh snaaap, how the fuck did that work
>>23991355
"I hope your heart isn't as empty as your bio ;"
>>24004958
wow, well hows it going now?
>>24004964
Wow, i unmatched her already this was 4 days ago, but this is good, thanks helpful friend
>>24004970
got her onto snapchat, but i think i freaked her out too much :/ im a werido...a lonley weirdo
>>24004982
I'm not great at tinder either but basically by being on it 24/7 and yeah actually depositing some money into it, I learned a lot and I would say I did really fucking well by the time I was done using it I had quite a few girlfriends who were at least 6s
>>24004982
oh sorry i meant to say, but thats what you gotta do, just seriously like, i don't know if you can obsess over pussy like i can but playing on tinder and okcupid 24/7 is what you gotta do if you're a spaz
Wut does this mean?
>>24004583
vinny mack lets chat?
Cute right?
>tinder
Don't forget that not only are you, as a guy, competing with an unfair ratio (probably at least 50 guys are swiping right for every one girl on there) where your looks alone can form most of a girl's opinion (like it does with guys, like all the guys on here insulting girls for being "too fat" for them where you all think you deserve the hot, fit, thin ones), but then you have to act like a dancing monkey with them.
You have to be able to show (invisibly by the way, not in person where body language/tone can come across) that not only are you good in looks, but then you have to tell jokes, be funny, make them laugh, basically bend over backwards to do all you can to appeal to them while they can pretty much sit there and say "lol!" or XD and give their number and you still think you won.
Oh and also how all a guys pictures have to show him out, with friends, with other girls to show that they like being around him, show that he's social, etc. but a girl could have all selfies or full body shots in her room and she would get tons of matches
Oh and also to add to my continuing autistic rant, remember how you have to be nice when you talk to her, but you can't be "too nice", because then you're just a "nice guy" who disgusts her. You want to be a bit of a dick to show you have a spine and some bite and edge to you, but then if you're a little too much of a dick, you're just an asshole and she drops you right away.
And of course also have to do all that while making sure that you don't message them too soon to show desperation, but then can't wait too long to message them or you come off as not wanting them.
Does this about cover Tinder?
Found this specimen.
>>24005216
Can you explain?
The only women I get matched with are the obvious bots that have no bio and like 2 pics of themselvrs. They just message me first saying they want me to click the link they've sent me. What kind of guys get results on this shit?? And what am I doing wrong? First time posting btw
I just started using and I'm in a fairly small area, less than 10,000 people. Anyways, how legit is this? I don't even think my profile is that great.
I was originally going to make a new thread for this, but after noticing that there's already a Tinder general I decided to ask in here instead. I'm 23 M, and only just now I finally feel confident enough to jump into dating, so I decided to try with Tinder first. Looking around online, most Tinder advice seems to be written by PUAs, as I feel like most of this advice is trying to trick people into having sex rather than building relationships. So, in contrast to asking what to do, what I want to know from you guys is what NOT to do when trying to ask a girl out (especially over TInder), and what NOT to do on a date once I end up going to one.
>>24005525
No one is trying to trick anyone into having sex. And tricking someone into having sex is just contradictory. Having sex is a mutual consenting act.
Thats a ridiculous claim. There are two profile choices. Profiles for sex and profiles for relationships.you pick ehich one you want to go after. You can also do both with both profiles.
If you want to build a relationship, then focus on a relationship profile.
Actually to be honest, its easier for me with my sexual profile to build a relationship. if the sex is great, most women jump at the chance to try to make a relationship out of it.
Ive been on tinder a long time and ive seen it all. 80% of guys whether its a sex or a relationship profile have it super wrong.
>>24004702
Give us an update man, have you fucked her?
>>24005625
Just got back in, best sex I've had in awhile.
She was really into being dominated and wanted me to call her my little slut and choke her and slap her and stuff like that. Shit was SO cash. Fucked for about an hour, then she hung around with me for awhile telling me about her life. As I was driving her home she asked me if I wanted my dick sucked. So I'm getting my dick sucked and I pull up to a red light and some old lady is in a truck right next to us and I make eye contact with her. She gave me a disgusted look which was pretty funny to me. Dropped the girl off and she texts me 10 minutes later saying she loved it and wants to do it again.
Hope you guys had a good night too.
>>24005827
>>24005575
You guys seem to have it locked down. Any thoughts/comments/improvements on mine?
>>24004612
>>24005827
Hahaha I think I know who you are.
The guy with his profile that doesn't even show his face, saying he's into S&M or whatever.
>>24005906
Never mind I'm retarded.
>>24004748
Looking neat. Awkward pose though
>>24005159
I think she might be thinking of literal leonardo di caprio and that in that situation your opener would be wasted on her. I think.
>>24005945
Oh, thank you for the input, although I wasn't expecting anything this late
I've got a more frontal-facing shot I could edit for use, but I just kind of got fed up with trying to adjust the pictures to look good on tinder. You think I should still try to use it?
Also, I've got two face pics on my profile currently, would the suit pic do good on the first, second, or third slot?
So I've gotten a total of 3 legitimate matches ever since I started this thing up again and It's been 3 months. Anything I really need to change? I feel like I've followed previous thread guidlines ok but it's obviously not working.
>>24006013
Current profile pic because blurry screenshots suck
I get replies from cute fairly hot girls but no replies from ugly girls, this makes no sense.
>>24005991
> You think I should still try to use it?
If it looks good , yeah.
Suit for the last photo if you like it
What do I do if I get super liked but im out of swipes? This has happened before a couple times and I never get to see who super liked me. Do I just have to wait until I can swipe again?
>>24004571
Fuck her, just go to vic and pound any broad that stumbles outta the strath
>>24006013
well could be your location. Also the pictures are average.1,4,5 keep but put them later
I think you should change 3 and get rid of 3 as you have 5 for that and get one with friends in casual or nice clothes on a party having fun
a) suit picture (yes have to say it) I mean you can do casual suitjacket with jeans etc. that is my current profile pic e.g.
b) your selfy should be outside in my opinion or cut out from a picture with other people- I do not smirk unless I talk to a women so maybe a good smile and just generally a good selfy have a look at what the girls have,e.g. at beach, outside, etc etc
Bio: is average. Risk something: go for relationship profile or for sex. Write crazy different shit in there. Your profile is a profile I have seen 1000 times. Now I can't tell you what to write or what to choose as I am figuring out mine atm, but you really need to be different even if it is crazy. A guy on here said that. I did that and the matches are far hotter now even if my profile still is not 100% spot on.
>>24006041
they prob. t think they aren't good enough
I have no car and basically no way to get anywhere. I also live with my parents. Am I fucked?
>>24006419
na all possible.
I dont have a ride atm so fucked in the same. My room looks like someone stopped the clock in the 70s so I never take anyone to my place (doing supported living with a 70+).
1.Meet up somewhere you can go walking, with a bike, bus - should be something interesting to do if she has to drive a long way, otherwise coffee etc will be fine.
Backup that can fuck you up is taking her out with friends into bar etc. "bring friends" and then doing it like that.
You basicly just have to get the girls take you home - find out info about shit at her house, e.g. one told me she had a special race cat- So I just said "Hey we should go somewhere quiet to continue talking, I really want to see your cat lets leave and pet that little shit to death!" -retarded but got me layed. Some girls might just be fine with DTF but I would suggest playing it 100% safe.
Now basic rule in this (I am again not talking tinder talking reallife):
Women need an excuse to go to your place or take you to theirs. "I am fucking hungry you said you are a good cook! Let's make pancakes at your place!" or something idiotic like that.
It could be even something as stupid as that you live further away. If they like you and you are going to fuck the excuse can be as simple as that. But remember always have a card to pickup cash on you. You could end up in the pampa and need a hotel for a night or whatever if she kicks you out after fucking.
>>24006443
I'm pretty bad at conversation, which I'm not sure how to improve upon. Never been on a date, nor a gf, and a virgin.
I think part of me has given up already, so I don't try as much as I should.
I have no friends either. Idk, I've worked at this place for a while but I don't seem to make a real connection with others.
Idk wtf to do m8. I'll try to incorporate your advice. Thanks for advising.
>>24005344
Could I get a bot or not verdict? Nothing in her profile but 4 pics. I just send her another reply on tinder to see if she responds. My gut feel is that it is fishy. Area code to the number is many states over too (301)
>>24006549
Talk about what you're interested in or ask open ended questions that gets her going on something she likes. If you have no idea what she's talking about, even better cause all you have to do is ask questions.
>>24006570
fake
You can tell by the verbiage; it is too goal oriented and broad to be specifically applied to you, especially if she did want to hang out.
>>23990034
I'm no expert or a chick, but I can be pretty objective as far as rating men.
1) Smile! Smile! Smile! I would avoid you on the street as a man, needles to say a girl.
2) I don't know what type of person you're after, but I would consider dropping the vidya geam fan stuff.
3) I would choose more pics of u (possibly in front of these sceneries), not just stuff.
>>23991253
>vidya geam
There is no hope for you, you will die alone
>>24005344
bot
>>23990898
If I were you, I would delete the first picture. You look kind of scary in that one.
>>23991721
Lol, the second picture would make me think about giving you a super-like. Is cool.
>>23994708
Definitely make the second picture your main, get rid of the first one.
Sure
>>23996269
Man, your profile picture - just no.
Lose it and get some well-lit, full-face picture of you smiling.
>>23999193
Maleanon, completely agree, 4th pic is the way to go.
>>23999480
That Kanye collage is dope as fuck. 10/10 would swipe right.
>>24001867
The hair thing is kind of funny, could work on some girls.
>>24006684
Yea I realized that after the fact, definitely changed it up
>>23993818
Obviously #2
>>24006707
Okay, thanks.
>>24006549
okay well than I would recommend this:
1. forget about the getting a girl for a moment –
2. Again I have made this point to people with social problems on here: Do some voluntary charity work and just tell them "I suck at conversation- socially retarded. I want to do something good but do not know how" - -> You can meet people there and start by making friends there (hey I actually am new to this area... I am actually quite shy any idea who would have some time to help me meet new people?)
This will work 100% -> Friends check
Workplace rarely have friendsships- it is work. Don't feel bad about that.
3.Now having friends will help you to enjoy your free time and have some good experiences. Hell you could even join a "mens" club. Yes you have them where you are.
-You can do the tinderstuff on the side but really just watch some movies that are about picking up women there should be a list somewhere, e.g. don juan and stuff like that. It is just to get the mindset on how to date and talk to women. Then just try to date with the direct stuff I wrote further above. Date fatties get experience, upgrade until you find someone you like, there are so many women in this world there is more than one for each one of us even if you do not believe it.
And concidering the virgin part. Don't worry I lost mine "late" although I was good with girls when I was younger and could have gotten a wet dick more than once back then.
oh and nearly forgot concidering conversation: I suck ass at it and it is my job. There are some nice book to read you just have to do it shitty e.g.: http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/how-to-master-the-art-of-small-talk.html
>>23994708
can you grow a stubble?
You could get the "he is cute" thing going for you altough I feel your bio is too nerdy for that.
ALso some Asian should dig you... they creep me out to this day but might be something to look into? They also look mostly young, most are quite introvert. But you got to meet them in book clubs, chess clubs, at uni and stuff. Never met one that used tinder.
>>24000076
that's just something they say because they don't want to sound superficial.
If you make a fake tinder with some shirtless ottermode dude you're guaranteed to get a shit ton of matches.
>>23996263
C H A D
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>>24006549
Okay so I'm gonna give you a different approach and you can consider if you'll take it or not.
Get a different mindset. Youre a human being, you're talking to other human beings. Even if you would like to talk to them, respect yourself and realize that they dont a favour by talking to you. Sure, you maybe not the most pleasant guy to talk to, but it doesn't really matter. It's small talk. I've always found these "how to" books bullshit. This is not engineering, you shouldn't think about it. Sure, there are basic do and don'ts but small-talk should be a natural thing that makes both of you feel better or interested in each-other. Not something you should stress or think on.
Be honest and open-minded but don't be desperate. Try to find the line between the two.
It's a huge cliche but you should really be just yourself. If you're a shy guy by heart you can still try to act like an alpha and maybe it will work but you wont enjoy it that much.
It really doesn't matter if youre a virgin. I lost mine when I was 13 to a girl and had nothing in the next 5 years. So technically, I wasnt a virgin but it did not make any difference. Don't bring it up of couse but depending on the girl later, you can be honest and say that you don't have that much experience.
>>24004532
how the fuck did you not realize that was a bot..
>>24006909
1st bot so i wanted to let it pan out to get a feel for bots.
Help me here. Get a few matches, but nothing exciting.
>>24007016
I'd put picture 2 or 3 as your main. A lot of girls don't like guns, so either put 1 as your last picture or delete it and put 4 as the last picture to hide your power level. Besides that the minute rice joke is kind of stale but that's just my opinion.
>>24007016
I feel like you've never heard the thing about guns and compensating. I don't know if they care about british people in canada, but if you were in the US you should play up that aspect. Change your bio to "oy me fuckin country's buggered, lookin for a proper cunt to marry so they don't ship me back cross the pond"
>>24007282
>>24007121
Is this any better?
anyone here knows someone fat who had luck on tinder?
>>24007016
Uniform shots are good but I would put the picture of you with that M249 or w/e closer to the end. Even if they like guns it kinda makes you look like a serial killer.
>>24007363
yes. Fucker is still fucking more girls than me. So how fat are we talking about? Please provide Bodyfat so I cna get a picture and compare.
>>24007298
to sum up all the crit. so far. Just get some new pictures and only have one Uniform picture.
I would keep 2 and 5 maybe 4 (would prefer another setting - however I would play it as "married - trying to get some sideaction while stationed in X)
Any advice? I've been getting matches, but it mostly seems to be chubby bitches looking for validation. Can't get anyone to actually meet up. You'd think they'd be the thirsty ones too.
>>24003656
>not ready to meet people
>anxiety attacks
>on Tinder
Fucking why?
Vin did you bang out last night too? Lol
My id had changed. I met my date last night>>24005194
Didnt even make it back out of the car.
>>24004499
Make #5 your main. If you're looking to hookup in a liberal area ditch the gun pic, but if it gets you country qts I'd keep it. A lot of people don't know bios or other pics exist and just swipe on first pic, so it should be a good shot of your face and maybe even most of your body.
I was talking with a girl, and we seemed to be having a good chat and then she just stopped replying. I sent another message but no response, what do? I was starting to like her
>>24007692
post moar pics
I need interesting conversation starters. Funny pick up lines, or jokes or something. I'm fucking terrible at initiating conversation. If they have a profile with some of their interests I can work with that but I suck at getting that first reply.
>>24007769
She found someone she thought was more interesting. Happens to me all the time. A lot of girls are just on tinder/bumble for personal validation and attention and never intend to move anything past vapid small talk
>>24007692
LOL!
Yeah got my dick wet after writing on here. Karma is sweeeeeeeet!
But redic. I try to upload some chat the girl flaked me for hours and rang my number out of no where oO I think she stalked me and the PUC gave it to her later that night. UPLOAD incoming
>>24007692
>>24007887
really did not expect this to turn out good for me to be honest I do not know if it was even her or just someone that looked like her lol
>>24007960
had to delete old picture sry
yeah fucked up man. But people had fun laughing there drunk asses off. worth it.
>>24007960
>>24007983
Pro level mate. You boys better take notes. The back and forth and responses were just gold.
Im sure her sex drive was as awesome as her convo skills.
yeah I like this thread, people who are good at tinder finally
>>24007298
oh shit thank you for taking my advice so literally. Your profile is perfect now I expect you will have gotten at least 2 people pregnant by the end of this weekend
>>24005201
This is, unfortunately, accurate. Don't write that shit here though, the truth hurts to read.
should I left swipe the super hot girls that I know will left swipe me instead of wasting a swipe on them on the very very off chance they swipe right on me?
I have no idea what I'm doing desu. I got a few matches and had some success but I feel like I can do better. Someone please help.
>>24005201
Bullying girls is the best way to get their attention. Say the shit no one else would say and watch them get animated trying to prove you wrong.
>>24005991
>>24004748
Btw, your pants in-seam is 1 inch too long. Makes your ankles look boxy. It's also a little roomy in the thighs right now, but with an 1inch shorter inseam it should set more of a silhouette. When you sit, your socks will be visible of course, which is something you want, so you can show off your sock quality too. Maybe some nice embroidered on symbol etc. Jacket might be a bit too big on the shoulder, but if its cold out the extra boxyness is comfy as fuck.
>>24008977
don't play the game if you're not playing to win fool
>>24009656
WHAT
>>24009945
It's great to show that you are better than other people at something and take pride in it. Put them down just a little, and then make it a bit sweeter.
Just don't mess with people over shit that's in an echo box. Politics for example is a nofly zone. People don't want to talk about it really, unless it reinforces their views. So don't try and proof them on why hillary is actually a lizard person.
>>24009972
I dunno man, seems like a bad idea to actively make a girl feel stupid. I do this kinda similar thing though where I make a joke about something serious a girl is telling me, where the normal response would just be agreeing or comforting them. Like this girl was telling me about getting in a fight with her brother (who is gay) and I said "you must really hate gay people huh" and it was uncomfortable for a second but then she laughed and I think it might have been a turning point in the date
>>24009514
first pic is kinda lame, you look like the new boyz. Rest of the profile is pretty good though, you check out in the tall/fit/smart categories. I know this is 4chan and this might sound disrespectful but honestly you might be held back by your african-ness. Get a fade and some jordans or something.
Advice?
I was getting quite a few matches a day with my second pic, but now not a single one. Is it too selective? Is my shirt too loose?
>>24010478
ONLY SHALLOW
I get maybe 3 matches a week, although I don't really live in a big city.
Any advice?
>>24008977
Just get tinder plus already dude
>>24010478
Get rid of that bio. Write something interesting instead of copying and pasting titles.
>>23994708
What's my problem? Why girls don't love me
>>23990017
Is my tinder broken? I will still get "matches" (I have over 200 so far), but for some reason, I am not getting any messages (recently), and I don't know if people are getting my messages. I have tried reinstalling it, using it on another device, etc. Could my account be screwed up?
Is it worth at least getting your dick sucked by an uggo?
>>24011354
Not really
>>24011354
no it's terrible. Jacking off or becoming a eunuch are more honorable paths
>>24011277
Um, when a 16yo starts quoting federal rape laws, I'd say stay the fuck away
>>24011277
lol holy fuck I just read it
Turn 360 and moonwalk away my friend >>24011520
is saying the truth
>>24011354
just because they uggo doesnt mean they can blow. If you want a good blowjob -look out for girls who have gay friends...no silly do not fuck the guy fuck her she will most def. know how to blow.
>>24011575
Vin I just hit you back on the email.
>>24011586
Oh J. SWEET!!! Having a read now!
>>24011586
well I actually still havent finished all my matches and am hoping to get my dick wet tonight 1 tindergirl is 1km away basicly in the road?
Got 3 numbers of tinder today and waiting for some nudes will send you email with all after I have eaten.
Guys as it was mentioned before BE FUCKING DIFFERENT it just works.
>>24002893
Anyone have any suggestions as to how I should work on my bio?
>>24003098
Suggested I make my self seem like a bad ass. Which sorta works cause I have a black belt and I could take a pic in my leather jacket. Also any suggestions for pictures?
I seem to only match with 17 year olds or fat girls who describe themselves as "bitches"
>>23991500
Yes, you did imo. wtf was that?
Should've said something about the year. "Hey, at least you know the "current year"". Or why's it taking you so long to download 2016?
I'm siting in hungover, give me an area of the world to swipe in?
>>24011686
build on the blackbelt part It is cool, shows control a lot...basicly look back at your MA and the philosophy you can learn a lot from it if you apply it to girls. Fellow MA saying that.
Pictures: Badass - suit - some new people you met in a bar pref. with 1 girl/female - picture of a cool activity
ALso fake it until you make it. I use a bike in my profile why - danger - I wanna do my licence soon but will drive a big ass bike so I just took an oldtimer and sad mine got trashed in my bio and made some funny request out of it.
Bio: be funny or interesting e.g. "blackbelt will kick your ass if you eat my twinkies!" "I bet you I can do more pushups on 2 fingers than you" really just different
2 more lines: new in the area
Awsm cook who shouts back at gordon ramse for overcooking my pizza
something like that will be fine
What do you open with on tinder?
Just a curiousity, what do you folk find more enjoyable: Getting a match that you weren't expecting, or finding a profile that you know will be a match if you swipe right (i.e. outside of set age/distance)?
What should I make my main? I haven't gotten as many matches lately
>>24012009
Your main is pretty good but if you want to change it 4th looks cool too
Met my last girlfriend on twitter. Dated 5 months. Never stick your dick in crazy ladies and gentlemen.
Help
>>24012045
3 as main, followed by 4, 2, then 1
I turned 18 few days ago, got two matches since. Both texted me.
I dont know what to write in my bio. Im from Germany btw.
any tips?
>>24012043
what about my bio. idk what to post, it used to be long and braggy so i changed it
>>24012045
>airsoft
only put this in if you're looking for men. you shouldn't be playing airsoft passed the age of 12
I get a lot of matches usually, but I'm using all new photo set now.
I get matches, but conversations never work out.
Fix my shit pls
>>24012285
Delete Picture 2.
And write something personal into your profile. Its hard to even start a convo wihout having anything to refer to.
>>24012291
Why delete 2 out of interest?
>>24012291
I dont know the women where you come from. But german women will nope your profile immediatly if there is a picture of you flexing.
>>24012305
Most guys I know have completely topless body pics and get tons of pussy hmm.
J. enjoy the email I am off to bed. Unluckly this night 1km girl has not replied yet
two real hotties cewing up in my matches that hopefully will reply soon damn I wanna bang them (Izzy and Jaz)
>>24011963
Change your bio to: 'My parents didnt know how to spell London'.
Just joined today. No matches yet, and I'm out of swipes. Any thoughts?
>>24012979
relationship bio, if thats what ya going for
>>24012878
i second this motion
>>24013049
This
>>24012979
You acting like you're in the interview process for Hoffman Estates Mercedes-Benz sales instead of the hiring process. Remove that and the like me for who i am part.
>>24013049
Not necessarily. I'm not really sure to be honest. I know I want sex, anything beyond that I'll have to see
>>24000076
Lmao I only swipe right for musculair guys
>>24013063
Updated. How about now? And thanks for the advice everyone
>>24010577
yopur racist
How do i seal the fucking deal???
I send messages opening up with sexual/flirty lines, get their numbers, and then...fucking nothing. Bitches drop me like i'm fucking hot. I literally had a chick respond with "red rover red rover bend this red head right over" and then once we moved to texting she just stopped responding. I asked if she wanted to meet up and she said "eh, no." What the fuck am I supposed to do? I can't even get thirsty fat bitches to fuck me.
I understand why people become serial killers now. "Be yourself" "Be confident" has gotten me fucking /nothing/ after four weeks. I can't get woman to give me the fucking time of day on what amounts to craigslist singles: the app. I actually want to fucking die at this point. Basically everything i've been told about hooking up/dating ever is a lie.
>>24012045
You look like a mud monkey
I get a a match a week at max. Any advice?
>>24013454
Try taking pictures at angles that compliment your features. Also, try getting a new haircut that suits your facial shape better. Get rid of the selfie shot, and add more pictures of you actually doing stuff instead of just pictures of your face. You want to intrigue the grills and make them think "Huh, this guy does cool stuff, I want to do the cool stuff he's doing with him"
Shorten the bio, get rid of the "not looking for friends" line because that's what everyone else is doing. Don't give people reasons to swipe left.
Any advice for my profile?
tinder makes me want to fucking kill myself
>>24013672
This. I don't know what I do wrong. I think it's because moved to another country
>>24007298
>chocco pretending to be infantry
get fucked cunt
Shit...i didn't think this through...wut now?
instant left swipes
>has multiple children under 23
>Fat
>France shooting facebook filter
>BLM, Feminist, anything overtly political or religious
>Snapchat dog thing
These ho's are terrible
>>24012599
why you spend half your life here without posting a profile?
Is this too sparse?
Maybe you guys can offer advice. At the moment I'm living with family so bringing somebody over is just out of the question. I'm good looking, can consistently get matches and chat them up, get it to the point of "Lets meet up and have some fun" and then the moment talk of whose hosting comes up they bail when I tell them I don't have my own place to host them. I understand why they don't want to meet with somebody that doesn't have their own place, no blame on them, I'm just wondering if there is any advice you guys can offer to excuse it so they're not weirded out and will invite me over to their place instead? I've struck out enough times lately to get frustrated, I just want a fuck buddy that can host me, is it that hard?
>>24014621
I'm in the same boat except all my matches are either long distance (100+ miles away) or also in the exact same boat due to having to live with parents to afford uni. Living in a backwater shithole with nothing around for miles is also a bad problem specific to me, it can go weeks without any new people to swipe let alone matches. In a year and a half I've never gotten a match I've slept with, we get to that exact phase you're stuck on and nothing happens.
>>24014628
Those feels bud. I know its not permanent and I'll probably eventually find somebody but the number of times I've missed hooking up with cuties is soulcrushing.
>>24014635
I probably don't even have a good profile either. I'm >>24013643 for reference. Most people around here are more into sports and rodeo, I more often see Christians looking for platonic friendships or long term relationships or women looking for a redneck type of guy. I don't really belong here.
>>24014651
Sounds like you need to take the midnight train going anywhere boyo
>>24014651
well than get a car/ bike and move 45mins away from your job. Unless you in middle of no where there is always somewhere within 1h that is bigger and has some cheap flats.
e.g. my ex is famous (can't post her here..) but internationally famous earned more money than me. I got her to fly across a fucking ocean to meet me and after that we went on a holiday she payed for. Met her online.
Anything is possible you just got to believe. And if it actually is not you have to continue working on your life.
>>24014714
Can't move away, I'm in uni and can't afford any housing whatsoever so I'm living with my parents while saving every spare cent I can find for an eventual downpayment when I move the hell away from this place after graduation. I have a bicycle but that would be miserable for moving anything. The only towns within 90 minutes of me are all sub-1000 population no-name towns you probably wouldn't even find on a map. Arkansas is a SHIT state. Here if you do find hookups they're probably only doing it because their welfare ran out and they desperately need cigarettes and or heroin and will fuck you to get shit for them in horrible run-down apartments in the sketchiest of trailer parks. There's just absolutely nothing of note here whatsoever, nor anywhere close to hear.
>>24014729
>hear
It's been a long night.
>>24014729
mhm so you are going to uni already? Just used tinder on campus then
>>24014857
I do, as I mentioned >>24014628 and >>24014651 nothing works out for a lot of reasons. I wish it would, but this is a commuter campus and almost no one lives in dorms.
>>24014899
commuter campus is fine.
I would only use tinder when on campus - you get the girls that are bored and swipe on tinder. And go for the number and a meet up at campus. Also delete your tinder if you havent already, may be your algorythm is fucked - even as a guy be picky every few swipes swiping all right will also net you less (or get tinder plus and fuck all that).
So yeah would work on my text game, then get number, meet at uni and take it from there. All you need is them having a houseparty and taking them with you on a Friday after Uni. Look at buses and publiuc transport to get back.
Summary: If you are living in a shithole use tinder to get into housepartys. Done.
Profile: as metioned before be different. Altough yours needs a lot of work. New Pictures...this thread mentions enough examples and different bio also enough examples on here now.
How does this look?
>>24005224
pic number 5 makes you look like a gas station attendant anon.
>>24010373
cut that fuckin hair off. then try again.
What do I do now
>>24015290
get rid of "great at pick up lines". Nothing to gain from it. Sets the bar too high for your opening line. If you are actually good at pick up lines, that's something that will come out in conversation naturally
>>24013643
get rid of that "ride outdoors or in" line. is that supposed to be sexual? Either way it looks bad
>>24013263
The Yeezy line is good. Don't use the word "dope" in that 2nd line though. It makes it sound like you say dope all the time whether you do or not, and that's a bad look. Some guys/girls might like "Dank meme enthusiast" but it comes off as a little "randum irony xD" to me desu
>>24014493
Bump?
>>24013074
Throw in 2 or 3 pictures of you smiling and 1 or 2 of you with friends. Trust me, I never smile in pictures, and there are no good pictures of me with people, but it makes a big difference just having them. Also replace the picture of you flexing. The one in the car/on the bike aren't bad but come off as a little corny/posed to me desu.
Keep the part about looking for a workout partner. The "mature, professional" part makes it sound like you're writing a resume
>>24012045
Change first picture. You have a nice smile, so put one with you smiling up front. Have only 1 picture with airsoft/camo shit in it MAX. Otherwise it looks like that's all there is to your life. Bio is alright, but the joke at the end is a little confusing.
>>24012009
I'm not great at ordering pictures, but I would definitely put #5 first followed by 2, 1, 4, 6, 3.
I've found that mentioning drinking in your bio scares a lot of girls away, so maybe change that. But I like how concise your bio is
>>24015065
Hold up, would you mind explaining that algorithm bit a little more? I mean, of course that's how the profiles are selected, but I've never heard about diminished returns on swiping
>>24015476
pls reply
Pulled, she's clearly interested and wants to meet up, but neither of us have a place to do the dirty. I'm fine with the car, but how do I lead her into it?
>>24015493
Add one more line to the bio. Also your smile looks weird af esp in picture one, but you look pretty good in picture 3. Try to replace pic one with a more natural smile and you should be set.
>>24015476
say dont worry i think its cute when a woman is abit ditsy ( in your own words)
>>24015722
>negging
does this actually work tho?
>>24015784
desu im new (and op haha) but whenever ive not insulted them a little bit they get board. especinly the 18-21 range
>>24015706
How about now? Don't mind the top picture, I don't have a better alternative at the moment.
>>24015789
That shirt in second pic is sick, where to cop?
When people leave their KIK in their profiles do they actually WANT randoms to message them? This is mad
Would that make a good #1 pic ?
>>24007960
>>24007983
I'd fuck you.
I'd fuck you hard.
First time using Tinder. Just made it a couple days ago.
>>24016040
Can one put stuff like "cinephile" in a Tinder profile or is it frowned upon?
>6 ft tall thicc amazoness matches with me
>she's a sub and wants to be tied up and fucked
>shes 17
i'm 19, what do i do.
Having better luck with this
>>24016149
if she's legal in your state you fucking do it you pussy
>>24015891
I like it!
>>24016222
>>24016222
[spoiler]shes not[/spoiler]
I'm clueless here. Any advice?
>>24016380
Well, don't do it at her parents house then
>>24016437
You need to say something simpler. You are kinda boreing for the Orlando area.
Guys whats your thoughts on taking a decent looking bitch to a Die Antwoord show for a first date?
>>24016437
I would say use your third pic as main, you've got an incredible smile. Your first pic makes you look a little edgy.
Also, I'd get rid of the "standard nerdy and kung fu" stuff from your bio.
Other than that, it's pretty good.
Like the other anon said, maybe list some activities that you're into, like hiking or some shit like that.
What'd I do wrong guys?
>>24017777
It's a bot dude.
>>24017797
What is the point of that bot?
Is that just created by tinder in order to artificially inflate interest?
>>24017820
Usually they'll send you a link trying to get your credit card. My rule of thumb is that if the profile has 4 photos with no job/school info or the job says student and the school is New York University then it's a bot.
How do I get a girl to come over lol I'm getting matches and responses . I matched with this girl at 2am texted her and she replied when I invite her back she stops replying like damn
