>No tinder thread? Tinder thread
Tinder general threaD
Been using for a few days, used all swipes each 12 hours and only 1 match, she's not replied, any advice?
My first and only match
Been using tinder for a week now, not that many matches. i'm not really photogenetic so any advice? i'm good at keeping convo's alive.
A second match!
>>23990090
this is my main picture right now
>>23990090
i read alot of diffrents of pictures, its something i tried to do , and i think you did well too, maybe only 1 skiing picture so replace 5 or 6
Our one mutual friend Is a dealer haha
>Bump
Anyone got stories, good/bad? Advice and suggestions for newbs
damn this thread makes me feel better about myself. everyone in the tinder threads on /fit/ are 8<
Halp pls
Next I'll do sonthing like 'make sure to wear it like that on our 1st date' or 'will Ya be wearing it like that on out 1st date?' Also yea I did use tinder in 2014 but didn't message anyone, just was curious what #/10 woman would swipe me
Please rate I don't seem to get anymore it sucks. All my photos are blurry in normal mode so I did this for you raters instead.
>>23990787
mirin senpai
>>23990097
I'd get another cause this one makes you look like a faggot
>>23990813
Thanks but I'm in Tokyo and matching w no Japanese qts
>>23990872
japs are racist, especially towards Africans
Alright guys, any suggestions, please? With regard to the description, each paragraph has a space between it!
The last line says: "only here to find a long-term relationship "
>>23990898
This is great
If you're looking for a boyfriend
>>23990933
... Why?
>>23990952
Cause you look like a faggot
>>23990968
Ridiculous! :D
>>23990882
what place likes blacks the best then
>>23990996
northern europe, north america i guess. id say africa but i dont think you wanna move there
>>23990996
come on dude, ya didn't know japs are not attracted to blacks?
>>23991030
but black chicks are gross tho....latinas is my best bet
>>23990898
Too much info on that bio man, take it easy. Also change that main photo, y so serious.
>>23991036
>but black chicks are gross tho
Nigga....
My matches slowed down significantly, mostly getting bots now. I got about 50+ in a week and a half and now I'm lucky to grt one in a swipe session.
Been on a few dates already. One girl stopped talking to me after we cuddled on her couch. One girl turned out to be a nutter. And the third is awesome though she ditched me mid date for an impromptu interview at a bar.
The best advice i got for you guys who are struggling is don't make it one sided. If she's interested she'll keep talking to you as long as you try your best not to be a spergy meme Lord.
Ask for a number within 10 messages or less, move to the phone. "hey I'm busy doing x, let's talk instead"
Set up a date.
Don't bother with anyone who you have to text first all the time or have to drag a conversation out of.
>>23990898
The main picture and huge bio make you seem kind of pretentious, IMO.
I never get any match, is it because I only have one pic
>>23990690
Just ask about whatever interests she has in her bio, then try to get her talking about herself. Tell her she's gorgeous and depending on the response, 10ish replies in try to set up a date or get her number.
Ive swapped picture 1 and 3, maybe that will help, 3 is a realistic of day to day me, 1 is hair all done, I think that's better
Trying to think of an opener is hard when they got no bio, is She in rome?
>>23991355
Ask her what her favorite part about traveling is. Then what the most memorable trip/place was.
>>23990898
why are you reposting enough people gave you already lots of feedback
guys do not feed the troll
>>23991253
Please consider putting your hair up and smiling. Maybe lose the sunglasses too, a crooked smile that lights up the face and eyes is always a bonus for me.
>>23991185
just delete and start again - you wont get bots anymore
I take that time to get better photos and write a new weird Bio
>>23990908
oy vey
Woo a match
>>23991483
Fuck did i kill it already? download was the only thing in her bio, fuck im sad now i looked at her twitter via installation name and I'm really keen on her more that. Any other match
>>23991483
oh god shes so cute
and do something with your chat-game, its fucking bad t b h
>>23991500
you act like a retared e-dom. its just painful to watch man. you supposed to be creative and funny, try to stand out with something. can be even upfront and confident. but what you do now is literally painful to watch
>>23991372
Do Ya really thibk this is better?
>>23991515
I'm trying my best dude and e is a edom
>>23990725
you fucked up your response for the "your hair is longer than mine" you can say so many things to that, come on man. dont have to be flirty or too tryhard or anything. you couldve just said something about your hairdresser or a shampoo or anything retarded funny thing or tell about yourself which is a bit related to your hair whatever just keep the conversation floweing she seemed to like long haired guys.
you went boring and confident instead but you dont have the look to get pussy that way.
and doesnt make a 2nd response 20 hours later it feels like you are desperate and/or were thinking on it for a long time.
>>23991534
whenever i smile it just looks like im pulling a face unfortunately
>>23991367
I don't, I'm just absorbing new opinions!
Fuck it she can't reply any less, cant hurt
>>23991576
stop, just stop anon, its over
>>23991605
yea it was the finale, but it would be easier if these cunts unmatched when i kill it :/
>>23991576
dude seriously read about pickup lines and tips on the net, you doing it so painfully wrong and im not even an expert. browse /r/tinder and lurk for general stuff
you use use fucking words like "dem eyes doe" does she look like a fucking clav?
>>23991633
dem ayes doe doesnt count, i knew it was dead so i though i would stab it in the heart for fun
>>23991633
i guess ive got no game because i dont play games, have not had a shag in years, and that was a random drunk whore who i hardly spoke a sentence too, oh im useless
H E L P
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What should I use for a profile? What types of pictures should I add?
>>23991721
that second pic would be enough for me desu.
make that your main
Im sorry i just had to post this cringey ass message that this girl sent me. She unmatched me a few moments later. I laughed my ass off. This was pathetic.
>>23991734
Done. What else?
How many girls are actually using Tinder just to get laid, not date? 8/8 grills I've talked to so far just seem to want a boyfriend and go on real dates. Is there anybody actually using it as a hookup app?
>>23991737
Lolol
Tbqh tho she sounds funny, horny, and slightly autistic, why'd you pass that up?
>>23992320
Haha i wasnt feeling her pics at all. Kind of a butterface. Had a nice body though.
honestly i have hotter ones im giving my attention to. I wouldnt have time for her.
Mainly the second one down. I want her....BAD!!!
>>23991721
Any advice lads?
>>23992371
What is your aim good sir? Sex, relationship or both?
>>23992393
A relationship would be nice
Kind of fallen into a slump atm. finally took a picture with a friend since that was the biggest recommendation.
>>23991576
you were fine until
>i never said hi charlotte ;)
>awhh charlotte did i kill it already?
>ya look like the alternative qt im on here to find
>dem eyes doe
AHAHAH OH MY GOD ALL MY WUT
sup guys i just signed back on to tinder and badoo after being gone for quite a while.
so far i got one match on tinder and one match on badoo, however none of them have replied to me yet.
pic related its me
Looking for general advice. Feel like my bio is too long but I don't know what to cut out.
>>23992406
I would propose having a suitable plan. The main components you need are an interesting main picture to capture attention( you kind of have that with that costume), you need a simple yet intriguing bio(it has to showcase you in a small amount of words include height if 6), you need a good opening line to strike up convos and you need a conversation template to flow to a number quickly. Best if in under 15 messages. Dont talk too long on tinder, bounce the convo elsewhere. If you havent heard from a match for 2 days, unmatch its over.
You just have to find what works for you. Focus on the pics first, you have to attract attention and get matches first to apply the rest of the plan.
I can't advance past small talk, how do I move in for the kill?
>>23992445
Sounds like a good plan let's start with the pictures, what should I add? I have no idea what to put for my bio. I'm a manlet by the way. What opening line do you use?
>>23992445
>If you havent heard from a match for 2 days, unmatch its over.
what if she replies on the 3rd day and she ends up meeting you and becoming your girlfriend and shes the girl of your dreams?
i dont like this advice.
>>23992455
Just pull the trigger. After an enthustiastic response, propose to move the convo somewhere else.
"Lets talk more, you actually use complete sentences!"
I can give you my kik id you dont wanna trade numbers just yet" i dunno, i dont wanna be stalked"
She will either say yes or no. If no, then end that shit dude, its a waste of time. Tell her have a good one and unmatch. Some of These girls want penpals because they are bored. Move the fuck on.
>>23992441
don't brag and try to sound less thirsty
>>23992472
This is very rare and a waste of time. When you keep hoping for that response it never comes. You have entered instant ceinge zone. You are literally waiting for a girl who doesnt wanna talk to you anymore. Tinder breeds a small attention span. Dont be naive. Focus your attention somewhere else. Take the advice trust me.
>>23992472
No dude. Just no.
How do i take pictures of myself without feeling like a chode?
>>23992457
I cant tell you exactly what to put. You have to create something that is you or that represents you. My profile is for sex. So we have different aims. You cant use my lines or my bio.
For your bio keep it short sweet and funny or on the other hand tell a funy story. Stay away from the generic interests crap.
>>23992494
Should I edit my current bio or just write a new one? I wasn't trying for my current one to come off as bragging as much as highlighting what girls might find desirable about me.
>>23992519
I'm just looking for examples really. Like what kind of pictures should I have
>>23992529
write a new one
you can just say "i'm 6"3, studying to become a doctor" etc.
>>23992422
yea i should have just left it
>>23992549
Well for pics for a relationship profile, an interesting main pic is always a must, ive found a pic in a suit is a secret killer, after this its kind of an experimental thing you should try different things weekly if it isnt getting results.
also maybe a pic with friends, outside, sneak it a body pic if you have a good body. Make sure ite not a selfie.
Here is a big tip not alot of people know. Update your pics and bio regularly. Even if its working great. Usually it fizzles out. I change and add and delete things every two weeks. Keeps my shit fresh. Most guys get complacent and too comfortable when its going right. Never settle. Switch it up.
>>23992568
>ive found a pic in a suit is a secret killer
Killer as in good or bad
>>23992587
Very good. It exudes maturity and success. Good way to balance out the humor. Bitches love an actual MAN
>>23992483
I can get snapchats and kiks but I can't meet up or even talk about it
>>23992648
why not?
>>23992648
Yea i also wanna know why not. It sounds like your convos and interests fizzle out because you stop attempting to propose a meet. What happens when you attempt to ask?
>>23990097
Don't know how to play the game. Tell me why I'm shit.
>>23993057
your bio. also you'd probably look better with a haircut
>>23990034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adz1aWRsDw8
>>23993057
You're balding and average face
tinder is for top tier guys who fuck average girls or below
which pic should I post as main
1/3
2/3
3/3
>>23993821
forgot the pic
>>23991534
Try getting a hair cut and staying clean shaved desu family
i have two pictures on my tinder profile, one is me at the beach and the other one is a picture of my dog (small toy breed, very cute) wearing a hot dog halloween costume
my profile says "lemme buy you tacos"
i live in a small town sometimes it's days or a week before profiles refresh so i can swipe more
i get a match about 1/day only
is it just a matter of the numbers or should i add more photos, a longer bio etc?
>>23992648
DL roosh text guide.
>>23992419
I don't really think it is a good idea to have a selfie as the first pic.
Your first pic is also super androgynous so you should consider removing it altogether, unless that is what you are going for.
Have someone take photos of you doing interesting stuff, like sports/hobbies/clubs that you like, and make sure you are clearly visible in them.
Do not use photos in which your face is covered, like the animal mask pic (This usually includes sunglasses as well).
Have more than 3 pics in total, and make sure that they are high quality with good lighting (ie no shitty inside selfies taken with the front camera).
Song lyrics make for a pretty basic bio.
I think the main problem, though, is that when I see your profile, there is nothing that makes you stand out. It is very generic and anyone looking at it would assume that you are boring and have no interests.
>>23992441
Your pics are all awful. Get rid of both the selfies and use "candid" photos where you're smiling and not squinting and are not in a dark room and are doing something interesting and are not by yourself (make sure you have more than 3 as well).
Also consider styling your hair differently/getting is haircut because you look early 2000s emo, which attracts a certain kind of girl.
As for your bio, I would remove the entire second paragraph because it is cringey, but the first paragraph is ok. I would keep the first sentence then have one sentence about studying medicine and another separate one about liking/having dogs.
>>23992419
I like your token black friend picture. It says, "I'm cool, I have a black friend".
>>23990034
smile nigga
>>23991253
holy fuck your bio is autistic fix that shit wow
Have had Tinder for 5 minutes. 2 matches from qt's already. Fuaark, I was not prepared for this. The fuck am I doing?
>>23994302
Also I am wanting to go to bed right now, is it ok if I let it go to tomorrow before messaging?
>>23994253
why its to the point, no bullshit
>>23994366
it's not that bad I would leave out the video game thing and misspelling it though
I also might put in one serious thing such as "full time University of x student" or some shit like that because it comes off like you might not be a guy who gets much done
>>23994306
>Also I am wanting to go to bed right now, is it ok if I let it go to tomorrow before messaging?
yes
>>23994504
What did I just watch
>>23992747
I feel like they arent interested enough which is totally my fault, I guess I need help bringing it up
Any improvement recommendations?
I had a date with a girl Monday. She said beforehand, no sex on the first date. It went well, and we were obviously mutually attracted. How much longer should I wait to invite her to bang?
>>23994578
Try this
"Well lets do this, lets meet up during the day this week somewhere face to face and just talk. See if we like each other and check out each others vibe. Would you rather have coffee or its so nice out lets go for a walk at a park or something"
It works. Its what i use. I have proof. I have almost a mile long of proof. Just do it. If she is down for it cool. If she hesitates or changes the subject give her one more day to grow some balls. What you are looking for is a set date.
>>23994736
She has the upper hand. You gave her control so its all on her dime. So no telling bro.
>>23992483
J. is it you from last thread?
I got this as an icebreaker once:
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sit on my face and wiggle your hips
Gotta say- guy was funny. Did it work? ha- no :P
>>23994708
Use your second pic as the main one imo
Any tips for me ?
>>23994847
Oh son.
1 is too memey for a first pic.
1&2 need better lighting, can probably edit that in.
4 doesn't show you off at all.
Bio might work but I'd recommend something more original.
Is this a bot?
>>23994970
God you sound like a faggot
>>23994970
bro what is wrong with you
talk to her like a normal human being, pretend you are posting here and even that will put you in a better place than you are now
i can feel your nervousness, it's palpable
>>23994708
I'm curious. How old are you? You look like you're 15
>>23994977
well a funny faggot who gets a winkyface is somthing atleast.
>>23995097
he's trying to help you
learn not to sound like this, never say "i am not good at this" when meeting a woman
never ever, ill let you figure out why
>>23995097
Hope you enjoy that winky face more than vagina.
>>23993447
>this
>>23995137
cheers for advice
>>23994990
19, I used to have a constitutional growth delay (2 years) but according to bone age I'm past that now.
so whats the correct way to go after some comfort has been built
ask for phone
or go for snapchat/kick? ( I havent used them)
I normally ask for phone because of whatsapp never felt I had to ring
>>23991253
Tie that shit into a ponytail. Looks way better, less messy, more hygienic etc. When i had long hair i always had it in a ponytail.
>>23993144
What are some good kinda bio guidelines? Also what type of haircut do you recommend?
What do you think?
r8 h8
>>23996263
Too many pictures with women. You can drop 3 or 4 for 1 more solo picture.
>>23996303
Is that a bad thing? Don't necessarily disagree, but curious about your reasoning
Is saying "im the bartender, you want a drink, Go" an interesting way to ask what drink she likes, or is it cringe? (not as a opener btw)
>>23993057
Switch your 1st pic with the 2nd one
It is a more flattering one.
>match with a semi-cute girl
>talk for a day or two
>she's super cautious about everything and it's pretty obvious we don't click
>finally start talking about chemistry in a relationship
>I don't think we're right for each other
>she goes batshit insane
I'm assuming this isn't normal?
>>23994302
Tinder is full of QTs especially if you're looking at the 18-early 20s range of grils. It's fucking insane. Although I guess it depends on where you live, god fucking bless you scandinavian ancestors of MN people for only kidnapping beautiful pale blonds for your brides
>>23996763
I wouldn't get what you were asking lol. Change 'go' to 'what are you ordering'??
>>23997122
cheers
Tinder is easy, just be straight up with your intentions but still kind. IE "Hey gorgeous you seem like a cool person so im gonna be straight up with you, I wanna hookup. If that is too forward for im sorry and would like to make it up to you by taking you to dinner." Boom you got hookups and dinner dates like that. dont be a creep or other think things we are all people looking for the same things
Just remade thoughts?
>>23996263
change the naked one to like 3rd or fourth and DITCH THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MANLET
t. /fit/
Jesus I made my profile not-shit and now qts are actually talking to me. A lot of them. I was the quiet guy in high school how do you deal with this
>>23997649
post profile
I have seen only shit profiles apart from one
Fuck this app. Seriously, it doesn't matter how good looking you are, all the girls on this app are just there for the goddamn attention and couldn't care less about meeting people. Waste of time even bothering.
>>23998120
Don't be salty just cause you're autistic pal
You want attention just as much as they do.
>supposed to be first lunch date off tinder ever today
>wasn't even planning anything too lecherous
>dad crashes motorcycle from mechanical failure and goes into ER
God y u do dis
Thoughts and advice?
>>23999178
Femanon who has a preference for nerdy guys, so take my advice with a grain of salt.
I would make pic 4 your main pic, it's cute.
What point are you making about your t-shirts?
I prefer when guys say a little more in their bio or at least make some kind of clever joke. The lack of words always makes me feel like they just don't have thoughts.
>>23990073
bruh I don't even know what to say to you. fuck.
>>23990898
delete everything in that bio. delete pictures 2, 4, 5 & 6. find one replacement that will be your main picture that is similar to 2 in the way that you're the centerpiece, but that photo isn't very flattering compared to 1.
then move number 3 to 2nd spot and the rest is fine.
never put that much text in your bio at all. be as vague and sarcastic as possible, with only a sentence or two.
good luck playa
>>23991500
keep the intro short & sweet cuzzy. and stop looking thru their social media that's what bitches do. don't be a bitch.
>>23999193
Nah, thanks for the advice. I'm pretty geeky. :p
Most beer festivals have custom t-shirts you can buy, and 5ks always give you one for registering. I'm trying to say that I go to a lot of both of those, but if that's not reading I'll change it.
>>23994827
Yessir. I dont know what it is about Summer, but im on a roll. They are coming from left and right.
I think this has probably gone too far in the other direction.
>>23999254
It sort of reads like, "I'm too good for t-shirts unless they come from these super cool things I go to."
As someone who has been gifted a lot of math and various fandom shit t-shirts, I think my reaction would be more along the lines of like, 'Oh he probably thinks he's too good for t-shirts', rather than, 'Oh cool he does 5Ks and goes to beer festivals.'
>>23999272
I mean, I think it's cute lol. I would swipe right.
>>23999258
Well Getting hooks but actually less girls atm... going MAD!
Think my profile is too much being a dick for the UK atm. Only got 1 slag who is dtf responding
>>23999303
Im pretty sure it will pick up. For about a good two weeks it was kinda dry then it just started to pick up. Tinder is just like that. You in the UK?
>>23999258
>>23999303
so yeah J. I will just ask you for advice on the profile text as I am using the opener you recommended last time and it is actually fine until the followup? I normally followup with the line ~why they swiped~ unfortunatly not always a hook.
Now profile.. oh dear J. may you have mercy!:
In need of interesting company: Friday: Going out with some crazy couple. Will bring cider. Have a reputation to hold.
Taller than you.
Looking for a cutie with long pullable hair.
Hit me with your best pickuplines
Here to have some fin or to find a photographer/model for some coop projects
My bike got trashed last week need new partner in crime for adventoures
- So yeah that is the desaster if I have your suggestions in mind I would guess it is not sexual enough, but it is definatly something different compared to other profiles - female friend showed me the shit other guys have on there.. far worse than most on here
Thx Tinder god!
>>23999312
yeah in UK
Is it just me or Tinder is fucked up. I mean we're literally swipe away people saying either I don't like you or your not good enough. Maybe it just me who thinks this though.
>>23999318
How are the girls out there? Is it pretty much the same as here in the states?
>>23999344
well I feel the girls in the USA really go for Negging always worked with American girls.. only real hotties from Germany (normal girls were quite insulted) and the Austrian Girls I met all doing direct game (all in persona on street, club etc.). English girls all flaked me doing direct, have the feeling it is a lot harder than with girls from other countries, which is why I am trying to step up tinder ontop of going to the pub.
>>23999344
you were from Texas if I remember correctly from last thread?
>>23999360
Hell yea. Doing both will help and cover all your bases. Plus you can probably meet more girls that you would never see, on tinder rather than direct. But direct can still pull you in a hottie or two while you wait on tinder to cycle through.
Yea im from Texas. But i usually have the best luck in like the midwest states. The south is racist, retarded and full of trumps. And the girls are more "traditional" and less likely dtf.
But if you go to Wyoming, Nebraska, Colorado, Wisconsin and the Dakotas, there are slot of sexually repressed hotties.
Had this for little over a week now, quite a few matches but only a handful of actual conversations.
What's the point in matching with a person if you're not gonna bother talking to them? Maybe I'm not persistent enough, ah well.
Pleasantly surprised by how many good looking chicks there actually are in Scotland, I should get out more.
>>23999406
shit sounds like I should come over visit.
Got myself a PUC for Friday...yeah we got them over here.. they are normally totally fucked (STD heaven), but they get you layed if they are good and hot and if you can keep your hands off- fuckers loose interest faster than a potatoe.
Btw. shit profile is further up - Keep the tipps going on here, seems only a few of us are actually taking your tips into account.
But yeah indirect took me 3 years - 16-19 than I learned direct game from a natural (bestie) both normally got me layed all the time than I came to this island and I am getting fucked 0 times a day. But will make it. Thanks for any imput from you will keep you updated!
I changed my bio to something more sarcastic and playful just now based off of what some of the people in the thread have been using
>>23990898
You look like Martin Shkreli in the first pic which could be a good or really bad thing. Id remove like half your pictures and bio, maybe keep 1,3 and 4.
I've gotten multiple matches within the course of a day using an almost nude bathroom-mirror selfie and a face selfie. Bio states I'm looking for a hook-up and not much else. I'm in decent shape and have a 7/10 face.
Don't be ugly and appear confident. That's what you need to succeed on something like Tinder. If you want quality women, go out and start volunteering for humanitarian/social welfare causes and start talking to the women you meet there.
>>23990090
you should remove your job info,
>>23990787
remove the picture where you have your shirt off. it has been proven that it makes girls instant left swipe.
>>23999480
Well I would definitely swipe right. Guys who can make me laugh with a little self deprecating humor are my one true weakness. Also, glasses.
>>23992347
show me us your profile please.
Rate my opener 1/2
2/2 I though this was witty, guess not
>>24000247
I think it's good. Who knows, she could be busy or just happened to find someone else already
>>24000247
You gotta capitalize when you make name puns.
>>23999337
So almost exactly like real life? This removes awkwardness.
>>23994504
I don't even.....
>>23999272
Put the picture of you drinking coffee back in. I though it was cute and the lighting was nice. I think you look good in that picture and being unable to see your whole face adds a sense of intrigue.
>>24000355
cheers, but its her fucking name, im sure she can spot it.
>>24000263
i sent it a few mins after she matched with me
Went through everyone within 50mi and no matches :(
Maybe I'm being too picky with my right swipes, or is my profile not so great? Help me out!
>>23999430
No problem bro. Im glad some are acutally listening. Ive been testing different stuff for a while now.
>>24000091
I dont show my profile because it gets stolen. Alot. Shrivels up my market. My profile interests girls sexually. They are intrigued. Its no gimmick though. Its actually a reflection of my true self, it just so happens to catch their attention.
And i have worked tirelessly trying the right openers and conversation template.
>>23999420
Changed this up a wee bit, not sure if it's for the better or not.
>Have a loving, good relationship with a cute as fuck girl.
>want to start a tinder profile because it looks fun to meet new people and see if other people would even like me
:/ no idea why. But I won't do it because it just seems immoral and unloyal
>>24000799
Yeah, good call. If I was in your GF's shoes I'd feel betrayed as fuck and have a hard time trusting you if I found out.
>>24000808
Yeah, and if I ever found out she was doing it, I'd flip my lid.
Meh, we've been together for 5 years, and probably going to get married, and I'm only 25. Just having a moment of "I want to still feel young and relevant" things.
This a good balance? Anything to add or delete?
>>24000696
Delete picture 6.
>>24000575
Picture 4 makes you look super young. Picture 2 is not flattering. Make Picture 3 your main and the dog pic number 2. Take another better one to make your third. Profile kinda meh but nothing a turn-off.
>>24001359
Good pictures >>>> good bio. But a good bio helps.
>>24001359
Cringey as all fuck. Just write "Buy me a drink and you can sit on my face"
Any of you faggots get laid yet?
any tips?
>>24001743
tips? to stay the hell away from her. She's 100% "kawaii" drama. Those are plastic wigs as well, she's not changing her hair color.
>>23997350
maybe get rid of thee beer pic (unless theres a better one) other than that youre a good looking dude
>>24001751
B...but
>>24001751
>not recognizing that it's hers
>>24001743
You are going to attract a lot of weird guys and dudes looking for an easy lay. Ditch the random part. Also ditch anime, maybe. Ditch photo #6. If you want sex, picture #5 should be your main.
>>24001751
That's her profile.
>>24001743
5 makes you look DTF so keep it if that's what you're going for
>>24001743
i would swipe right
My updated tinder
>rates, advice , ext cheers
>>24001743
picture 5 is a great place to show off the tits, i always wipe left when they are in the 1st one. having a bio is good 90% of females dont, maybe out of 1-3, pic the one you like the lease and change it for somthing a little diffrent, maybe an outdoors or with animal
>>24001790
>swiping left for tits
>>24001781
>Vidya geam fan
No. The rest of your bio is nearly as bad. Picture 5 is high school shooter tier erase it from any and all social media you share use it on.
>>24001793
i aint about that lyf
>>24001822
Try grinder
>>24001831
im from Newcastle, the city of geordie shore, im a metal dude, all this thot that looks like they should be on that show, insta left, all got tits in 1st pic.
>>24001839
>all this thot that looks like they should be on that show
>>24001847
its a missive turn off, google "geordie shore" im from that city
>>24001814
>>24001856
Did you change your bio and erase that photo or are you just going to assume I'm wrong and ignore the advice? No bully just curious.
>>24001861
im working on it yes ty, but im keeping it on facebook ;)
Bio
>>24001867
Get rid of lava lamp and kazooist and I rate it a solid 6/10 well done, get em tiger
New PIC 5
>>24001882
only issue is same shirt as picture 1, incidental but meh
>>24001876
im abit weird irl, i do wanna convey that a lil, and they are both true statments
>>23999314
Oh shit i just saw this dude. Im gonna reply to it tomorrow i gotta get some sleep!
>>24000696
ty 4 hair brading idea, i stole it from you
>>24001891
no problem! just woke up after going out
btw:
one hotty answered after 2 days... was: "never judge a book by its cover"
sounds it might get somewhere... wanted to write either:
a) That's why I flip my books over before I give them a read. -why swiped line-
b) -why swiped line-
not sure if a) too cringy and b) is enough just woke up and won't answer her till after work
How long should I wait before trying to move the conversation beyond the app? Like giving a Skype name or phone number...
I changed my profile a while back to be less autistic.
This is I think somewhat funny.
Thoughts?
Been getting a lot of nice matches lately, but any advice?
>>24002074
shitty eye area which is why you look down, to hide the lack of brow bone
>>24002114
Not really I just look at phone while taking pics
>>24001365
But I thought bitches loved the Trump?
>>24002162
If there is any thing i can add to that, don't do that.
Girls love eyes.
You are one of the better looking guys in this thread, with that said you can look even better.
So let me tell you some advice if you are willing to take it to the next level.
First of all, its always better to take selfies then mirror pics, a mix its okey ofc. Also take photos outside since the lighting always make things better. And secondly, have some more pictures of you doing activities you like. For example training or hiking in nature.
Fallow this and you will drown in pussy.
>>24002287
Thanks bro ill do that
>>24001781
Delete all pictures. Take new ones were you dont use a hat or sunglasses.
Dont mean to be rude but if you really want matches that's the first thing i would do.
>>24002290
Your main profile picture is great, but if you would just make eye contact with the camera and maybe a bit of a smile. Ohhh confidence, most girls love that.
I always see it as if the girl dont type to me first within 12 hours of match they have already lost the game and i unmatch them. I do not recommend to do that unless you live in a big city were many use tinder and you can just pick and choice however you like. See it as they have the privilege too meet you. In that way you will be unstoppable. Since your time i valuable, don't waste it!
>>24002074
Lel, nope, you're good.
>>24002074
You have a bit of a camaleon face, every angle looks like a different ethnicity.
>1: Lebanese
>2: Polynesian
>3: Brazilian
>4: North Indian
>5: Spanish
>6: Greek
no homo
>>23991355
You like looking big towers? :^)
fresh updated profile what do you guys think
>>24002313
thanks for the advice bro !
Help please. I started out getting a match a day but now only get one every week if I'm lucky?
Also how do you talk to women on here? When I try to talk to them like normal human being, like I ask them where they go to school or something, the convo dies forever or they unmatch me.
I also have 0 experience with women and this is my first and only real attempt to pick up a girl
tips?
>>24003043
1. read old and this thread
2. picture in suit
3. picture with people (don't you have friends?)
4. pic1 makes you look like a kid in my opinion maybe put it last
5. match profile to what you want: a) relationship b) hookup - don't have to change it just add something that plays into a or b I would go for b
>>24002893
go out and meet women in real life first. If you can hold a confo with a hottie (anything you find attractive does not have to be supermodel) you have the basis for cleaning up your game. If that is still a problem I would invest the time in working more to put money to the side and get a therapist to help you with social anxiety. Also read old and new thread - e.g. I can pickup girls in bars etc. (if I have the time), but suck at tinder- with the help of the good tips in here I get more hot matches now and women reply, but I am still learning and my own profile sucks in my opinion.
NO I won't spoon feed you.
>>24002755
suit pick missing
2. you dont smile
3. first pick is awful get a better one
4. take last one out
5. read my above text
>>24002031
If you want it to go anywhere, talk about meeting for a date ASAP (but naturally-ish) and offer #.
So just a question, but if I took a picture of myself in a suit, but it was a selfie/mirror shot, would the picture still help in regards to getting matches?
Also, how suicidal would it be to add 'Ask me about Updog' as a line in my bio?
>>24003098
>picture in suit
Wut? Not everyone looks really good in suit or has the character that fits it. You might just end up looking like a tryhard. I don't really see why a suit would be appealing.
>If that is still a problem I would invest the time in working more to put money to the side and get a therapist to help you with social anxiety.
As someone with social anxiety (which has nothing to do with talking to girls), this is singlehandedly the most retarded advice I've seen here. Drink a beer, don't take yourself really seriously, try to relax, fake a little bit of confidence.. so many things you can do. Going to a therepist and getting on meds without a problem is not one of them. And I don't see how is it easier to talk about your personal problems to a stranger than just casually chatting with a girl.
>>24003195
does not matter you will need one someday anyway and as said before even if you are a hobo you look good in it and not try hard. Only way you look tryhard is with shit pictures or some sick kicks don't be 16 be a man.
as someone who works with people that have "real" social anxiety drinking beer is the most retarded. A therapist does not prescribe meds so get your facts straight. He doesn't need tablets he needs to work out what is holding him back neither alcohol or you will help with that. If you actually had therapeutic experiences or even just social work you would know that humans open up a lot in a safe place and that helps them to solve their own problem. However I said if it is still a problem than it clearly is a real one for him and tinder will not help. Jus tbe happy that you do not have total anxiety and your tipps work for the average jo no question... end of discussion.
>>24003219
Hey dude its J. hit me up at [email protected]
We need to have a private convo.
>>24003195
Put on the suit man. If thats too much for you then try dressy casual.
>>24003289
Done sent you a mail
>>23999207
Thank you, will try!
>>23990097
You look like you are holding in a shit
>>23990882
Lighten up there colored
>>23991721
Ewww, a negro.
>>24003323
Cool. I will check it soon. Have a tinder date tonight with a new girl. I told her to wear a skirt with no panties lol. I need that easy access.
>>24003425
Whatchu got against negroes fool?
>>24003489
haha good luck J.!
Gameon
V.
>>24003168
Fuck it. I'm just going to take the photo and what happens, happens
Thanks for the advice.
>>24003530
you have family/ friends?
use the mirrorshot atm. Than get someone to do a nice one some other time
>>24003098
Well RIP me then I guess. I'm really bad at meeting women at bars or at work or really anywhere and I already see a psychologist but there are no group therapys or confidence building classes near by. Also thanks for the advice and I don't want someone to spoon feed me. But at the same time go fuck yourself for not really wanting to help. You probably had a friend older brother or father teach you about how to talk to women and get them interested in you but I didn't.
