California Hook-up Thread
>ASL
>Sexual orientation/status
>What you're looking for
>What you're NOT looking for
>Contact info
>>23859923
22/m/310
straight
looking for good friends
kik; salty_waffles
22/m/707 (Sonoma County)
Straight, and beta af, but I'm just shy of 8" and not terrible in bed, so there's that.
>>23860305
Shit
Kik is linkmandrew
23/m/858 or 619
Straight/single
Looking for friends
kik: remeja
>>23860305
Why are people into absurdly long dicks?
M/18/707
Straight, into traps
Looking for friends / people to smoke with
7078438286
25 m 510
kik chrisguy211
I'm curious. People who actually contact people from these threads, what makes you decide on someone? Do you add everyone near you or do you have specific criteria you're looking for?
Like I'm not seeing anything that makes anyone here different from everyone else, except the dick pic I guess.
>tfw just lurk these threads because the only people I see post from my area code are other guys looking for girls
20/M/916
Kik:831054
>>23861258
this desu
the ratio of guys to gals who post in these threads are around 50:1
great for meeting bros though
>>23861258
>>23861517
That's because girls lurk and then pick the guys that make the best posts. When I posted without an image I got nothing and I saw nothing posted by females. When I started putting my face on it I actually got girl messaging me
hi i'm too scared to meet any of u but maybe if u live near me and we talk on snapchat a lot i'll be braver
christinegjjvhh i'm in la county
i'm looking for friends no sex bc i have bf
also i have no friends bc i'm a bad person
also are u guys gonna murder me idk
i'm scared of u all but talk to me on snapchat if u in cali
i'm scared
>>23861621
Is this copypasta?
22/m/510
looking for anything really, except gay stuff (sorry dudes)
skype: apbrit420
>>23859923
19/m/951
Bi, into girly guys if a guy
Not looking for weird, old men
Kik: VCArbiter
23/m/949 909 714 (depends on school)
Asian, Bi, into more feminine guys or traps if male.
Nerdy, geeky, weebs, gamers are a plus
ki: drifting411
>>23861536
>>23861517
I hardly see anyone near me anyways. And I've already met a few bros, but not from this board
530/f/24
Friendship only
Ill check back tomorrow and if i have replies ill add people. :)
21/m/909,626
bicurious/single
fwb stuff or just someone to go geocaching with.
I'm boring when it comes to drinking and drugs. Only light super light stuff and no drugs at all.
kik:Jonocade
23m
Straightish/single
Looking for someone who likes to go out to bars, clubs, hiking, beach, or chill and watch anime or play vidya
I do need a workout partner pretty badly
Kik: muhdick33
>>23861258
>when you've only really attracted dudes that think jacking off into their phone camera is the best method of getting some amateur succ from a switch
>>23861536
Think I'll do that next thread. For now I shall lurk!
>>23862924
Totally forgot I'm in the 909 area
Oh shit, wait, this is a different thread from what I posted in last.
19/m/bi/ 925
Up for just about anything, broke and don't have my own car. 420 friendly but don't smoke myself.
Kik and Snapchat is Jussumfeg. I have a Skype, but it uses my real name so all that needs to be said about it is that it exists if you actually prefer it to anything else.
Here's a kinda old pic of my face.
24 male looking for females. Breaman92 is my kik
831 btw
27/f/626
straight, single
Looking to meet people who I might hit it off with.
Not looking for immediate hook-ups or trading n00dz.
Interests in visual arts and/or goth/industrial/neofolk music a plus. I'm pretty shy.
kik: eaglemagick
>20 TS and 19 F(ish)
>Open pansexuals
>Looking for girls for group fucking and 420
>In the 818 area (L.A)
Kik=babyclio
>>23861217
i look for guys who are over 25 and live in an area code close to me. those are just the basic criteria that i use when i'm lonely. otherwise i need a picture or at least a little personality.
>>23863083
I'm 23m San diego
26/m/323
Looking for attractive female to spend a night with. Talking, movies, sex, dinner, anything. Just want company of a beautiful woman lol
No guys.
Kik: nelusmc
25/m/951
Homo in a relationship
Just looking to expand our circle of friends and chat
kik: lion.in.a.coma
Looking for anything. Been trying to cruise to Universal for harry potter world/the last bookstore in la if anyone is down. Am also /lit/ and /fit/ if you're interested in that. graduate next year from ucr, and am located in the 949/951, but I'm super down to cruise to La. Maybe SD if you seem tight
Kik: lovetoreusapart
Just moved to LA from the east coast and don't know anyone here except my girlfriend who's at work often. 24/m. Just looking for people to get coffee with, maybe hike sometime or something. Made a Kik today as well Chris.love.regret
>>23863956
My post is >>23864626
Also msgd you on Kik since you seem alright and are into cool shit
949/M/30
White, athletic, funny
Looking for white, black, latina, or asian female for FWB in Orange County. Size/age/race/ marital status no matter.
Kik: MSMS3861
19/m/619
looking for friends mostly, someone to do drugs with bc no one i know irl likes hallucinogens, or to go to metal concerts w
>>23865086
I don't like hallucinogens, but I like metal concerts.
>>23865252
you going to slipknot the 15th?
>>23865086
Hey buddy
22/m/619
I feel ya on that front, I've been thinking about taking a trip with mescaline soon or making a home brew ayahuasca. If you interested in meeting up and getting to know me reply to this and I'll drop an email or something.
25 m california
straight,single latino looking here for a nice female to get to know
kik chrisguy211
Going to be looking for some kush in Santa Ana
Fucking idiots, there's already a Florida thread:
>>23841646
Your map doesn't even have the area codes.
>>23865475
Florida weather sucks, though.
Can't go lower than rock bottom. The name even has "flor."
M/18/510
Trade nudes, maybe cam or meet. Looking for f/mtf
Kik rigwald
M/18/510
Trade nudes, maybe cam or meet. Looking for f/mtf.
>>23865303
Maybe. I'd like to but I don't know if my work would conflict with it or not.
30/m/805
Straight
Looking for friendly and interesting people who enjoy conversation on multiple topics. (Games, books, politics, social situations, most any music)
Men and women are welcome to chat
Not looking for mindless porn distribution or stones
Kik: sathos
Male / Bay Area / 23
Just want to fuck. Or eat pussy. Whichever. I'll host. Skinny, cute dude. I've met a ton of 4chinners and I know how to deal with autism. Might pick you up if you're close enough.
Reply if you're interested and I'll drop you a line.
>>23866601
>I've met a ton of 4chinners and I know how to deal with autism.
You really know how to win a girl over. <3
24/m, socal, straight
Can drive anywhere near LA or San Diego. Into 420, politics, anime, games, sports, hiking, paranormal, bdsm, music. i play a few instruments and am a pretty friendly and not autistic person.
kik - deadlasade
>>23866657
Male / Bay Area
Looking for femanons mostly to pass the time, games, food, weekend trips, movies, museums, shows.
Someone to do things with.
Not opposed to hanging with dudes.
>>23866690
Can you post kik?
>>23859923
25/m/714&949
Straight
Dem BBWs
kik: ocdude777 My kik avatar is my face.
>>23866712
Sure: Jeffenstrated
>>23866657
Can't rule out the possibility. /soc/ has some socially awkward folk. I just know how to make people talk I guess.
>>23866743
Honestly that's a great trait to have. I don't have patience for quiet/shy people, even though I am one.
>>23866757
Yeah it's helped a lot in online dating.
Are you a Bay Area qt by any chance?
>>23866891
Yeah
>>23866907
Have we spoken before?
M/30/209
straight
Looking for a fwb, being kinky or bbw is a plus
kik: ghostingspace
>>23866907
You're probably pulling my chain, but hey if not you got Snapchat or something?
There's a lot of dudes in the bay area and I'm another one. 24 years old, straight but im open to talking with anyone.
Kik is spooky_skeleton420
m/20/510
Not looking to hook up with anyone. Just wondering if there's anyone around who is into touhou or moeshit anime. Maybe we can watch something together. Dont care if you're m or f but if m i'd prefer it if you're straight.
>>23867229
oh, I should also add that I'd prefer if you're not autistic
M/25/510
Straight BBC
look to hook up with a femanon
into thick girls
Kik: hddvy_
>>23865403
Those two are what I want to experiment with next too, just email me at [email protected]
>>23867070
I don't really like posting my contact info in here desu
23/m/949 and areas around hmu if you want to blaze
>>23867347
Eh same. Hope that other guy is entertaining!
>26/m/619
>Heteroflexible
>I really dont know. Something simple.
>People who try too hard/people to take themselves too serious (i.e. most people on tumblr)
>Snapchat: whyitbeagle
>>23867918
oops, there is the photo
>>23867570
She hasn't said anything to me yet, so who knows?
>>23867961
how rude of her
>>23867998
Eh, who knows. She said she was skittish. Maybe she decided she didn't like my face, or my username.
No sweat off of my back.
>>23868029
maybe she's ugg
maybe she's actually a he
>>23868032
Maybe there is a teapot orbiting the sun antipodal to the earth.
Who knows? Who cares? It is what it is. How is your evening going?
>>23867247
Then why are you on 4chan?
>>23859923
>19/MALE/559 mexican but really american
>smoke rn maybe
>just message me
>>23868042
going well enough. can't sleep. can't be bothered to get up to eat or drink. just fapped.
and yourself?
>>23868152
How american are you?
>>23868163
as in i look like a mexican yet part of me wants to vote for trump lol
24/m/209
Looking to make some new friends
I like comics,music, and 420 friendly
>Kik: Rej278
>>23868185
Also would anyone be down to see Warcraft next week?
Bell gardens straight male
Kik phofactory
Male in the 925, straight , nicely hung looking for fun or friendship. Face pic in kik profile.
18/m/209 stockton
Gay twink, looking for other cute guys not too far from my age. Not mobile, drug friendly. If you're 30+ there's no point so just dont message me desu.
Kik: epilpepsi
21/m/415 and 707
straight/single
looking for a relationship
not looking for a hook up buddy or one night stands. done enough of that.
sc: sosiisosii
31/m/sfv
straight
im a virgin and i like girls
[email protected] or kik me @ zsasza
>>23868152
>>23868169
>Inferiority complex
>>23867229
>>23867247
>touhou or moeshit
>not autistic
>autistic
O k
>>23867418
Forgot to put my kik:Jamman54
19/Straight, Tran ass lover/831
Hmu if you trying to get your ass smacked how you deserve it to be smacked.
If any bros here wanna mob around and pick up some hoes at nearby clubs or parties that'd be coo too but you have to be cool with my bringing my friends
>>23871047
Wtf dude u have the same abs as zyzz.
>>23871076
Outcome of low body fat but not working out lol
>>23871101
I mean you your abs are shaped the same way. I thought zyzz would be the only one with abs shaped like that.
>>23871047
>Santa Cruz
>clubs
27/m/SF
straight and single
woman to smoke and maybe hook up with
drama
kik: erikred12
>>23862845
skype: jimmyrussell90
>>23871992
>girl my age calls me the most losery guy on Earth when I was 9
>remember it to this day
>she literally had an intimate relationship with Zyzz beyond just sex
fml
26/M/626
Straight/Single
Bored/Been a while since I got laid
KiK: movementandthemoment
>>23868229
Your dressed like a milf on the road to crack induced prostitution
>>23865516
fuck
kik is rigwald
>>23873332
and sorry for different ID, its been a couple days obviously
>>23865475
I gotchu
>>23872004
I'm really digging this hair/serial killer vibe combo you got going on
>>23867229
>510
sure, my kik is riverr5
28/m/909/951
straight/solo
A beautiful femanon for beach excursions
syphilis
kik; anondubbs
>>23871047
Kik?
23/f/310
Homoflexible (any girls wanna talk?)
Friends. I'm lonely and I'm not bad company. Maybe some dick sucking if a cute guy is interested. Gotta practice and train my (lack of) deepthroating skills.
Pls. No stalkers.
As a femanon, openly posting my kik has led to nothing but bad things. So send me your kik username pls.
>>23874188
xxjosh.sheppard
>>23861621
U should get a kik accnt
>>23874188
Homoflexible I can live with that...also from the 310 :O
>>23874188
the kik mr.nymph
Anyone near or in Bakersfield?
>>23874057
ManuelM2360
>>23874188
I'm no where near close by but happy to chat.
Kik: sathos
>>23868218
Grew up in bg....on Jaboneria. First time I ever saw bg mentioned on here!
>>23868645
>bully alert, bully alert
>>23874188
salty_waffles
24/m (626/909)
gay (bottom), have an open house.
looking to get fucked.
420, group+, hung++ straight+++
kik: spacepasta
>>23874188
imadeiteasytofind
Los Angeles
Someone come suck this cock
Kik TheByronic
>>23874188
TheByronic
>>23874188
>homoflexible
My gf would probably like to meet you.
I'm in 626, not so far. Kik me if you like: batmanSuxx
>>23874188
OCKnowMe
>>23874188
Near the310 here kik me strakes9291 don't ha e a face pic on my kik so just ask if you want one :D
>>23874807
I apologize
I want trying to bully
>>23876544
Wasn't*
>>23874188
Armshel
323 so I'd say close enough
Just looking to find people to kill time with. Chatting or in real life will do
Only 562 in here calling in
28/m/562
straight
looking for womyn to make slow love to, or cuddle while watching Big Trouble in Little China with pizza.
no men.
kik redlust_jay
Just got my final paycheck from a job I quit a week earlier than I expected... So there's that
>>23874188
kik redlust_jay
20, transwoman, 562
Fwb, somethin ongoing or possibly lead to being serious
No suckers or takers
Kik: concubine96
818/f/20 petite , Asian-Ish
Send me a pic on Kik :Bungurrisun
25 / M / 310 Westside
Straight / Single
I'm 6'1, Attractive, Hung, Bearded, Pierced, Musician, Alpha.
I happen to get along with women from 4chan so I'm thinking we should probably get naked.
I don't mind context with sex, also don't mind pure anonymous debauchery.
So let's go see the Lobster, grab a drink and bang, or come to the house and get down on all fours. Or both.
I roll a great spliff
Kik: LASenpai12 pics on there.
21/M/619
C'mon SD. Looking for some cool friends, smoking buddies, fuck buddies, anything really.
Kik: mr.baclava
27/m/415 (nby)
Bi, though I don't really care either way.
East coast transplant just trying to find new people to hang with out here.
Not expecting a hookup.
kik: thatcameradude
26/m/619-858
girls
hang out/drink beer
>>23877519
totes forgot my Kik
extra_pandas_please
>>23876875
Damn 323? Which part exactly senpai?!
>>23874188
shadowrepede kik
650 M 20
Virgin looking to 'mingle' with female.
Reply for info.
27/m/562 near la
I'll be in cali in july looking for some fun femanons to hangout with and do something fun for the time I'll be in town
Kik lolicaust
>>23859923
25/m/bay area
straight
Looking for chill people and cute girls. Home for the summer and most of my friends have moved away.
kik: temple117
650 M 25 if any girls want to kick
Engrssf kik
Male/23/925 Bay Area California
Looking to meet fun girls
Kik: beardedbastard723
santa clarita
straight
kik skype or aim : FlipswitchX
>dont worry my thumbs not broken
>yes my desk is in a closet
>>23874188
kik - deadlasade
>>23874188
Kik is hancho97
I stay around venice. Ever been paddleboarding?
>ASL
40/M/San Fernando Valley
>Sexual orientation/status
Straight, hung daddy dom with 23 year old sub
>What you're looking for
Submissive females for rope/BDSM play, and D/D free hung guys with good stamina to gangbang my current sub. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.
>What you're NOT looking for
BBW, Gay or Trans men
>Contact info
kik:speedwulf
Pic very related, and more upon request.
pic very related
>>23874444
I am. kik bakogringo
>>23879711
how many sons has that D produced?
30 something guy... Bay area
Lf anyone who wants to drink 40s out of paper bags in dark alleys or whatever
Kik: ebonedawg
>>23874188
34m &25f here. Kik = rattman
20/m/ 415-510/Kb_lnW
Kinky college student here. I like girls regardless of the hardware and I'm looking for a play partner. Bonus if your involved or want to get in the kink scene.
21m 951
straight.
looking for a female friend or anything.. not picky. i have a streetbike if youre close ill take you for a cruise!
kik: iKeebler
>>23859923
22/M/530
Straight and single
Friends, but mainly less platonic
If a LTR happens it happens
Kik: charliesthename
>>23861648
You gonna got to Ozzfest meets Knotfest?
916
23/m
Willing to receive and give.
Never done anything with a dude before but curious, mostly in to chicks.
Also I have a ton of weed if you're in to that. Am down to just chill
510 bay area
22/m/ bi curious
interested in giving out a first blowjob
>>23882559
contact?
>>23882566
Im not into that whole kik stuff
type a little about yourself and maybe ill throw an email
25 m 510
straight
kik chrisguy211
19 M tx
Straight
Girl to hang out with when I visit for 3 weeks this summer in July like I do E every year last year was kinda lonely for me and I just want someone to chill with
Transgenders
Mmck444 on kik
