memes edition
also say what you'd do, if your answer is hang out.
>>23838674
kill
>>23838676
I would too if I was you
>>23838682
Throw you out of a plane, with a parachute, then jump out myself. Skydiving we will call it.
>>23838676
Throw you out of a plane, without a parachute, then jump out myself. Assisted suicide we will call it.
I think my hair is already a meme at this point, so I doubt I will need any more in this post. Accept my Mongolian face as an offering to (You) gods.
>>23838682
Go out in the Australian outback for a hiking trip. You'd have to tell me all about Australia and your customs, especially elaborating on the "Fuck off, we're full" part.
>>23838749
Go out drinking in pubs. Every time someone mentions you look like Snow, I accuse them of being a massive pleb and call GoT shit tier show for keks. You either get to see me piss of some people or get myself stabbed by some overzealous fan.
I will probably (You) some people when they start coming in. Stay noided lads.
>>23838682
>>23838749
>>23838828
>>23838944
ugly af kill urselfs
>>23838956
>>23838682
Hit a bar, act silly, bomb with chicks
>>23838749
Play Overwatch with
>>23838828
Take gator hunting
>>23838828
Fuck
why the fuck is this already dead?
>>23838988
we probably could since you look kinda like dan memezarian
>>23838828
Fuck off, we are full.
Can we also to go Latvia, and beat up some gopnigs in Riga? :DDDD
>>23838749
I hate heights, so instead, you will fly down here to Australia, because winter is coming. :^)
>>23838682
Visit a cologne factory and never smell of sweat again.
>>23838749
Open up a comic book shop and lie about all these amazing adventures we've experienced to customers but in reality it's all from comics.
>>23838828
Attend a seminar about dining etiquette with dyi soup spooning exercises and how to properly bite bread. 9 hours long.
>>23838988
Anything but lumbering.
>>23839020
Smile in pictures with.
>>23838988
>that hat
you need to die, my friend
>>23838682
Hang and instruct on the art of hair product use.
>>23838749
Hang and go T-shirt shopping (cool shirt)
>>23838828
Hang and do something other than post to soc rate threads
>>23838988
Show you what hard work is all about, Mr Carhartt.
>>23839020
Cuddle
>>23839369
Fuck
>>23839370
Hand and admire your profile
>>23839376
Wipe that grin off your face the hard way.
>>23839020
do a shot with, and then another, and then i'm too drunk
>>23838988
we will split some wood with and do other mountain-y chores, including chainsawing, hauling the slash, and chipping it, etc. maybe do a few controlled burns
>>23838828
forcibly make you leave your house, i'd probably take you stand up paddle boarding because it's fun. you probably wouldn't like it b/c it doesn't involve deep thinking and quoting philosophers
>>23838682
i'd go to Australia on vacation and get surrounded by vicious drop bears, but then you ride in on a kangaroo and rescue me. then we get fro-yo
>>23838749
Go to an amusement park and ride all the roller coasters with, even the super spooky ones. I will never mention who you look like
>>23839369
when doland trumpet gets elected, I expatriate to Sweden and we become bffs.
>>23839370
i forcibly brush your hair
>>23839376
i forcibly shave your chin and take you to the gym
>>23839396
frown back at you and wonder what tf your problemo is
>>23839401
sounds great, and yes you are kawaii but CLEAN YOUR DAMN MIRROR
>>23839396
what is wrong with mine?
>>23839369
>implying I smell of sweat
I smell like barbeques 24/7 m8
>>23838682
Use those wheeled chairs as mighty steads and we'll fight with long sticks and bin lids.
>>23838749
Go to an underground metal festival and get shit faced
>>23838828
Fuck whilst an Alan Watt lecture is being played on repeat.
>>23838988
Fuck next to a crackling fire.
>>23839369
Hang and borrow your face.
>>23839396
We shall fight to the death with pens.
>>23839401
Take to a weeb meetup and leave you there to frolic with the other kawaii people.
>>23839417
clean mirrors are for plebs
>>23839425
will there be alcohol there
>>23839401
off but can you upload a pic of your tattoo? im curious
>>23839445
>alcohol there
They'll be plenty of Xanax and some dank memes.
>>23839425
I'm gonna win >:)
>>23839445
can you please just clean it
I am asking nicely here
>>23839449
Sure
>pic related
>>23839462
Hmm im always down with memes
>>23839473
Ok ok I will.
>>23839528
>Hmm im always down with memes
Marry me(me)
>>23839547
>marry me(me)
>>23838988
Let you teach me how to grow a beard as fine as yours
>>23839020
I'd get drunk with all of you and start a drunken fight with someone.
>>23839369
Get high but accidentally smoke too much and try not to freak out while I am with you watching the new x-men movie.
>>23839370
Play chess and talk shit
>>23839376
Make a let's play channel together
>>23839396
Install better lights in your room so it instead so dim
>>23839401
Get matching tats so when we fist bump or go shoulder to shoulder it completes a matching picture.
>>23839528
>Dell laptop
>samsung phone
A negative plus a positve, cant tell if dumb or retarted
>>23839581
this pic is old. i got the dell as a high school grad gift, it doesn't work anymore. I have an acer aspire e 15 now
>>23839528
I'd do some anal
>>23839569
I'd... "kill" (wouldn't really kill but you get the point) this... whatever the fuck this is.
>>23839370
I'd cuck you. Id fuck your gf, because you'd love that.
>>23839595
>whatever the fuck this is
I am not sure what you're implying, good sir.
>>23839610
gender, if you have one.
>>23839614
Male. Didn't know it was difficult to tell. It's cool though.
>>23839595
no thanks
Kill me.
>>23839629
I actually lied to make u feel better. Your elbows are too pointy for my taste.
Am I killable? I feel like I could be.
>>23839563
Is that a yes? :^)
>>23839647
literally you
>>23838682
>>23838749
>>23838828
>>23838988
>>23839020
>>23839369
>>23839370
>>23839376
>>23839396
>>23839401
>>23839425
>>23839528
>>23839569
You all look like you would be fun to hang out with.
>>23839595
But not you.
>>23839595
dadbod, try lifting some weight you ugly virgin
>>23839569
elliot when does the normieslaughter begin?
>>23839528
>pancake ass and no tits
not gonna make it
>>23839652
No, you look like a total bro.
>>23839672
Same. I'd start a microbrewery with you.
>>23839676
agree on the flat ass part, but i definitely have enough tits
oh and kill btw
>>23839656
ok sure i've always wanted to be a wife
>>23839652
>>23839634
if you want sure i'll kill you
>>23839647
lol
>>23839676
I'd still kick your ass pussyboy. You need to cut, summer is here.
>>23839692
you have neither tits or ass, you can save in money on not buying bras though. Get a penniejar labeled "breast implants".
>implying you have the physique to kill me
>>23839694
in what alternate universe would you ever kick my ass? I can literally fuck your entire family, your crush anyone of significance in front of your ugly face without you doing nothing. I'm a genetically superior male
>>23839396
hang in a banterous manner
>>23839401
cuddle n go shopping with
>>23839425
watch anime with
>>23839569
listen to/discuss edgy rock music with (also neat nose!)
>>23839652
hang and conversate
>>23839676
not kill but smack bc your a meanie
>>23839696
>implying I need a certain physique to shoot you in the face with a gun
>>23839701
In your dreams fatass. I do muay thai and have sparred and taken punches from guys much bigger than you.
You act tough now, but you will not be as touch with a cock up your ass cockboy.
>>23839714
what would you want to converse about?
>>23839716
>implying i can't deflect the bullet with my superior trained reflexes
nice try pancake-ass.
>>23839723
dank shit and deep shit
>>23839714
smack my perfectly scupled ass, i can read between the lines you horny minx.
>>23839731
hell yah yo, I'm down.
>>23839732
...da fuq? haha
>>23839736
sweet
>>23839396
Lol sorry bruh I can tell by your dainty shoulders you wouldnt last half a day of what I do.
>>23839401
That's one dirty mirror.
I'd hang out with you so we could clean the mirror.
>>23839798
>>23839714
We'll only listen to the edgiest of rock music. Also, thanks for the compliment.
>>23839528
nice! is this a character from something or a drawing?
also whats up with all this cringey penis measurement in this thread jesus
>>23839828
nope. just a traditional style gypsy girl
>>23839798
sounds like a real blast
>>23838682
Hang out
>>23838749
Kiss/cuddle
>>23838828
You look distressed.
>>23839369
Date /marry depending on personality
>>23839370
Date
>>23839396
Why is everyone so grumpy.
hurumph.
>>23839401
Party with/ kiss/ cuddle
My best friend and I got all dolled up for a baby shower today. Rate us both?
>>23839401
>>23839528
id offer to help drawing your tattoo designs and become friends
>>23839714
ask to help me shop my clothes
>>23839676
kill, did your face get kicked in when you were a kid? you probably deserved it
I'm lurking this thread and enjoying it.
I won't post any pics so soon, cuz I'd be killed by eveyone lol
>>23839844
Ultimate cuddles!
>>23839848
id cum on your face no homo
ahhh
>>23839676
also. kill. deff. ya cunt bag
>>23839692
>ok sure i've always wanted to be a wife
I don't know how to be a husband though can we just cuddle and watch Disney movies?
>>23838682
Doodle with
>>23838749
Just kick
>>23838828
Memes with
>>23838966
Woa matrix defence
>>23838988
Trim beards with
>>23839020
Lol what the fu k
>>23839369
Picnic
>>23839370
Hang
>>23839376
Hang
>>23839396
Run with
>>23839401
Hike maybe
>>23839425
Kick
>>23839528
Hang
>>23839563
Hang
>>23839569
Chillen with
>>23839595
Get naked
>>23839634
Hang
>>23839652
Hang kick chill
>>23839661
Hang
>>23839676
Pray
>>23839714
Hang kick
>>23839805
Tip Fedora
>>23839844
Woa cute
Wubbalubbadubdub
>>23840229
Introduce to cousin, I have a feeling you'll get along.
>>23839851
Wine and quiet chat.
>>23839844
Listen to hippie music with.
>>23839714
Dress up, also top qt.
>>23839676
Hide in alley, scare strangers passing by.
>>23839569
School shooting.
>>23839425
Cover nose in red glitter, convince kids is a reindeer.
>>23839401
Have you help me prepare for mandatory social event.
>>23839396
Hang out somewhere, making jokes and what not.
>>23839369
Dress up in Victorian attire and walk in streets pretending we're lost in time.
>>23838988
Eat food in massive amounts with.
>>23838828
Have you help me walk when totally drunk and probably throw up on your shoes then slap the shit out of you for accidentally pulling my hair.
>>23838749
Pledge life to the night's watch.
>>23838682
Would probably spray with water while watering the garden.
>>23840425
bad movies and pizza?
>>23840425
fuck you raw
>>23839848
Kick
>>23839851
Kick
>>23840007
Mick
>>23840035
Oh my kick
>>23840275
Kick Mick
>>23840425
Maybe
>>23840425
I wouldn't dream of it.
>>23838682
cuddle
>>23838749
cuddle
>>23838828
date
>>23839369
kill
>>23839634
hang out, you look like a funny person, just shave your beard to look like more like an human being
>>23839652
kill
>>23839676
date
>>23839805
hang out
>>23839848
kil
>>23840229
date and maybe fuck
>>23840438
date
>>23840795
sounds like fun but i don't date before the third fuck.
Have to see where the music takes us but hang out for sure.
>>23838988
Is that fucking Gallowboob! Dude you suck please kill yourself
>>23840795
>just shave your beard to look like more like an human being
No can do. If I am ever going to reach wizard status, I need as much facial hair as I can get.
>>23838674
Fuck this shit
>>23838682
We could watch my Cousins twilight colection together
>>23838749
Would Drink a beer with
>>23838828
You look so neutral idk play some vidya? >>23838988
Would Get some woods and catch fish then eat it raw together
>>23839020
Would Run away
>>23839369
Idk
>>23839370
Would kill your dog
>>23839376
Bro/10 would Date
>>23839396
You look like a guy i wouldnt know what to talk about. So we would be silent.
>>23839401
Would go out if not Tattoo
>>23839425
Would hang out
>>23839528
Would cut Hand off. But dont worry my grandad is a medic.
>>23839569
Would go to class together
>>23839595
Im not gay
>>23839634
Would hang out bra/10
>>23839652
You're okay. Would hang out.
>>23839676
Would watch the angry birds movie with
>>23839714
Would fuck if God wouldnt watch
>>23839805
Would hang out
>>23839844
Would pray to left and would fuck right if left wasnt watching
>>23839848
Cool dude would hang out
>>23839851
Idk
>>23840007
Would give a shirt?
>>23840035
Would marry if i were asian
>>23840229
Idk
>>23840275
Idk
>>23840425
Idk
>>23840438
Idk
>>23840795
Would cuddle if not Jesus
>>23840847
Would play oblivion with
>>23840904
Idk
>>23840955
you still look like a funny person to hang out
>>23840855
wiw the tough guy of the internet has come!
>>23839473
>I'm gonna win >:)
Haha you think you will. But you won't. >;)
>>23839528
>Meme
Eggcellent.
>>23839569
Worship Elliot together.
>>23839634
Probably play vidya with
>>23839676
Hate sex followed by more hate sex
>>23839714
Sounds good, you're paying for the pizza though.
>>23839844
Smoke and do some hippie shit with the dude.
Probably just talk to the girl on occasion >>23840229
Give a friendly muey thai kick to the face.
>>23840425
I'll let you do my make up then we can go watch some Disney films.
>>23840978
Hang and get you to teach me how to do my hair.
>>23841069
But i do nothing with my hair. I cant realy control it either.
>>23840978
o-ok
>>23840425
sounds like something i'd actually be into
>>23839844
which one are you
>>23840229
>hanging with Dr. Steve Brule
kek
>>23840103
i love disney movies t b h
>>23840035
2cute2bereal
>>23839851
friends sure. idk about the tattoo thing though
>>23841155
Not the biggest fan of Tattoos
>>23841193
Idgaf, I was a little more concerned with you cutting off my hand t b h
>>23841155
>>23841220
But i said that my grandad is a medic, the fuck?
>>23840229
I can't draw senpai
>>23840425
try that m8 n I'll rek u 1v1
>>23840795
would enjoy this, provided you're real
>>23840978
that's a bit gay t b h lad
>>23841231
oh ok nvm then.
>>23841228
qt!
>>23838749
Marry, if only gay marriage was legal here.. :(
>>23839369
Cuddle
>>23839676
Slap your face with my dick then kill
>>23839851
Fuck
>>23840007
Kiss
>>23841241
Not at all.
>>23841069
>Give a friendly muey thai kick to the face.
As long as it's a friendly one ;'D
>>23841262
nah m8 I think it is
>>23841252
meme
>>23839844
sorry senpai I missed you
I'd have a long talk with you and not listen and just stare in your eyes instead
>>23838682
Balkan memes
>>23838749
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>>23838828
meme
>>23838988
take a hike with
>>23839569
Pray to St. Rodgers with
>>23839369
>>23839370
>>23839376
>>23839396
>>23839634
>>23839652
>>23839805
>>23839851
Hang
>>23839595
Kill
>>23839714
<3
>>23839401
hang out
>>23839714
hang out
>>23840007
kick
>>23840035
marry!
>>23841155
>Steve brule
8.8/10 imd
>>23841155
>i love disney movies t b h
I love you t b h
>>23841674
>>23841922
Who ru tho
Fsggo
>>23841944
good meme and nice 1944 get my friend