/Shg/ thread (ABOVE shoulder length only, aka not touching the shoulders at all)
Females only!
-|NO MTFS OR TRAPS|-
****NO CONTACTFAGGING****
>which means no giving or asking for Skype/snap/kik/email etc.
Old thread: >>23766368
REMINDER to respect the ladies since this is not a camwhore thread, so if they don't want to take anything lewd or say no then dont keep bothering them to.
>>23828368
Mh, Buenos Aires nowadays isn't very lovely, maybe the countryside. I still live here unfortunately, I'm waiting to get my degree so I can move to some other province.
These threads sure have been dead the past few weeks
>>23828340
*Tips fedora
>>23828394
Be my esposafu pls
>>>23827776
Hey sorry for the later reply I've been working on an essay for the last couple hours ugh.
I love lake swimming it's so nice. I live pretty near a lake so I do lake swim as well sometime
also just fyi to everyone, that ass posting my pictures at the end of the last thread isn't me.
I already posted early in that thread so learn to check IDs
also here's a timestamp just in case you fell for the trolls shit.
Finally had a day off
Posting here to piss off dale ;)
>>23828394
That's unfortunate to hear. What degree are you studying for? I'm very undecided but love working with 3D modeling software, might just do freelance work as a concept/motion artist.
>>23828786
trap
>>23828804
It's not actually the MtF in the pic, it's Maxim shitting up the thread, just report it.
>>23828804
Shh just wait until Dale comes back here to no-life and goes into autisnal rage like he did in the 'what you do' thread. It's hilarious
>>23828815
Maxim is OP?
>>23828786
You're just as bad as him Maxim, do you really think >>23828784
>>23828739
>>23828727
Want you shitting up the thread?
>>23828642
I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, anon, but I can give you a picture.
>>23828828
Maxim you just posted right here you moron >>23828638
>>23828825
whatever you say dale -rolls eyes-
>>23828843
Thats probably just YOU spamming him like you did 2 months ago. Check the filename dumbass
>>23828834
Thanks, I will keep it close to my heart
>esc no esposafu de Argentina
Another thread ruined by Maxim /sigh.
>>23828834
>>23828784
>>23828739
>>23828727
Sorry you ladies have to put up with him. :(
>>23828861
refer to >>23828828
>>23828859
nooo no te pongas asà pls
>>23828861
I've got no idea what's happening since I'm new to these threads but alright, it's fine? haha
>>23828864
Just ignore and report any posts that say "Dale" or "Maxim". These two have been going at it for years and they have been clogging up threads with their immature bickering. I was going to post my picture here since I had some free time from school but it seems like I shall have to wait until this mess is cleaned up by the mods.
>>23828739
Looking cute as always! And your cat HNNNNG. <3
>>23828874
God I long for the day this Dale or whoever his alternate ego's are finally leaves his mom's basement. Soc will be free from harassment and shitposting and I genuinely believe it can become a better place.
>>23828887
Yeah, Dale vs Maxim is a reoccurring crap fest on here. -_- they both have a huge hate boner for eachother. I just report either one when they post any of their pics or those stupid collages that make no sense haha.
>>23828901
Stop talking in 3rd person Dale
>>23828861
that's okay honestly right now Idgaf
>>23828908
keking
dale that was autism central
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA there he goes spamming him in every thread like a lifeless autist
No mods on soc? Why is this pizzaface on a rampage
>>23828996
>No mods on soc
ask caela
>>23828784
Cuteness all around
>>23828885
My cat is so fucking cute
>>23829001
Jesus can Dale shit up soc more than his mommy's hot pocket fund?
>>23829024
Hahahaha that's cats. Only paying attention to you when you are busy and ignoring you when you are affectionate.
>>23829068
That has nothing to do with having days off lol.
There's these called before and after work.
>>23828784
That loaf of bread is absolutely gorgeous I'm so envious
Here is my dog
>>23829831
I'm sure you'd have a bigger dick if it wasn't all shoved into your personality. Quit being rude.
>>23829884
They also did studies that show that aspies have no social skills. You're really proving that point, buddy.
>>23829947
>because people on tumblr use terms like aspie
Wow get fucked nerd. I know you're mad that you have a mental disability, but it's okay. Plenty of retards have functional lives with jobs and girlfriends and shit.
>>23829884
Not the girl you're talking about anyways, just tired of seeing the hate. Then guys complain about why less and less girls are posting. Last thread someone was ranking them somehow and putting them in classes and saying who was better than who.
It's people like you driving them away
Someone just needs to create a new thread, this one is already fucking shit
>>23830006
Neat, which thread will that be anon? Which thread does my large, heaving, lardy body belong in?
> 10. Be respectful to each other.
This is why girls don't post here anymore
>>23830058
Neither fat, nor a woman. Nice try though shitlord.
>tfw wanted to post new panty shot from a photoshoot
>even have tits out
>tfw thread is derailed already
>>23828329
Carey Mulligan is the only woman in the world who looks better with short hair than with long hair.
prove me wrong.
this thread looks exactly the same as the last one. and the one before that.
>>23828739
Holy Jesus fuck...that cat looks like a jaguar, must be the angle or something because it looks huge
Also, looking beautiful as ever and more of anything with your eyes and less with filters
>>23831361
Seems legit
>>23831191
I think it's just the angle. Here's him when he was just a nugget
>>23832405
Awww he's so tiny
>>23832405
You are gorgeous and I love your cat.
>no shima gf
>>23832405
soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
>>23832481
Thank you!
>>23833218
Ew. Hate that show.
>>23833444
Trips confirms the true king.
>>23833444
CHECKED
you da real king Maxim
>>23833529
>>23833540
Fuck off beta orbiters
I want more pictures from HAWAIIII.
New bedding <3
>>23834247
You've finally found a way to get Kylo Ren into your bed.
>>23830067
nooooo... must.... post.....
>>23834247
my body is ready.
did you see the danger zone star wars vid? great stuff....
>>23834304
It wasn't easy, but it has been done
Whole room will start to come together soon
>>23834400
well it appears someones obsessed with the dark side
>>23834504
I do have a light side thing coming as well <3 can't wait to get it up on my wall
Been a while /shg/
>>23830067
>wanted to post new panty shot from a photoshoot
stop this nonsense. post it or not. don't dangle it.
shima
>>23830067
>even have tits out
>>23834786
Hello, it's been so long! How're ya doing?
>>23835025
Tonight I will once I get the high res one, the one on mobile is a bit fuzzy
>>23836195
Been getting by. You?
>>23830067
Post??
>>23830067
i bet your tits could make the thread right again
>file size was too large so enjoy a screenshot of it
>>23837450
You need to start posting in the small breast thread, your little titties are so cute!
>>23837450
>nips blocked
it's like you hate us
>>23837463
I'll probably crosspost just this image, they don't like me in there since I don't get nude
>>23837466
Sorry hun </3
>>23837450
When are you going to get fully naked in a photo set?
>>23837520
I plan on it for my next one, it'll be a bath shoot hopefully. Deep red water / vampire themed
I have a list of things to do, my photographer is 5-6 hours away from me, he travels as close as 3 hours away. But travel and the cost of my photoshoots add up fairly quickly sadly, plus themes as well
>>23837564
Do you sell the uncensored version?
>>23837614
Nah, I don't sell anything anymore. I tried for a while, but shut down my shop after a few weeks, it was a lot of work lmao
>>23837450
I like the fact that you aren't anorexic. Slim, but not bony. Fine line for a short woman.
>>23837631
Thanks, I've packed on the pounds since this photoshoot, need to eat less pizza and do more squats so I can continue these photoshoots
>>23837641
Nah you're fine, enjoy life you're young. You can work about what you eat when you're 30!
>>23837655
Nah, I'm getting stretch marks already, can't let them take over :( it'll ruin my photoshoots
>>23837667
Well don't overdo it, you body is pretty damn good right now. I wouldn't lose more than 5 lbs or else you will lose the boobs and hips.
>>23837677
>>23837655
>77
>55
See jap moot agrees! ;^)
>>23837450
Damn, would kidnap/10...I'm sure you know how hentais go
>>23837677
Absolutely, I just want to maintain
>>23837687
I absolutely do
Next shoot Idea/concept possibly. I wanna do something with latex
>>23837697
>I absolutely do
So... thought on it? Did not expect you to owe up to it, I know I wouldn't
>>23837708
I've never watched hentai or anything like that, but I hear enough jokes about them to know what goes on
If you're asking about a kidnap/rape fetish, the answer is no
>>23837450
y u sensor - i'm all for lightsabers, but that one just spoils everything - post uncensored
>>23837697
you need the sexy white padme outfit
>>23837737
Sorry, uncensored ones are for me, my portfolio, my photographer, and my close friends </3 sorry for spoiling everything anon
>>23837716
>If you're asking about a kidnap/rape fetish
More the type of tsundere with catgirl
>>23837740
I love Padme's outfits so much
>>23837743
That's basically me, I'm typically really shy or harsh at first, then lighten up and warm up over time
>>23837741
tarzan is sad
>>23837450
moar? even with saber?
>>23837741
Decent tuck job tho
>>23837890
That's the only shot from this photoshoot, sorry
>>23837900
Aww anon you're so funny <3
>>23828329
obligatory
>>23828727
>>23837450
ugh you're so ridiculously cute but its so incredibly frustrating knowing that we'll never see the uncensored version of this
>>23839247
This.
The mind crushing reality makes me just want to die.
>>23837450
Damn son I think thats a sexy pic but I don't have any creepy or thirsty ass comments about it tho, what happened to my beloved /shg/? To many dudes asking for nudes now adays
>>23834786
>hottie airsoft girl
hi <3
>>23839247
>>23839506
Sorry anons </3
>>23839523
Thank you hun <3 the thirsty comments get old after a while t b h to the point where I don't even reply anymore
>>23836671
Doing good, although there are too many things going on at once. It's nice to see you again, nice haircut.
>>23828784
>>23829024
a wild Zoe appears. good to see you in these threads again.
h-hi
>>23839691
you have the smallest lips i've ever seen. it freaks me out
>>23839709
ha i know they are small !
but i take that as a compliment
>>23839691
You are sinfully and impossibly beautiful! Please stand?
>>23839691
whos this
>>23839812
thanks :) i can't right now soz
Bunp
>>23829024
>>23832405
>>23834786
i luv you.
>>23841353
Hello, pretty girl. I've had a massive crush on you ever since you started posting in these threads awhile back.
where is mew and kira?
>>23837741
>>23837450
I want my money back.
>>23841353
sleepy eyes suit you really well
>>23841385
np. it's always refreshing when you do post. hope things are going good for you.
brah i got my hair bleached like months ago. tacky and bronze but im cool w it.
>>23842344
You're like my high school wet dream.
>>23842344
i need to do neck exercise just to watch your picture :)
>>23842365
oh wow. creepy. i love it.
>>23842412
what does that entail?
Ugh I can make it through 3 more hours of this hell.
I know I can I know I can I know I can
>>23837450
>png
>>23842621
what seems to be the problem, officer
>>23842639
im not going to be unprofessional on a public forum so I won't go too into it but let's just say my work day has been shit
>>23842648
aw, it'll be okay
>>23842486
Post more pics, because I like your face.
>>23842648
stay strong :P
and please more pics! you are fantastic
abc
>>23842344
You look familiar
>>23843178
how desperate lookin. anyway i come here infrequently and lurk other boards? also i have a generic face so.
>>23843200
You don't look desperate, actually pretty cute. I guess I just know you from here if you post a little here and there
Woolie?
>>23844290
those sleeps are the most satisfying in comparison to doing nothing all day and trying to sleep at night to no avail. don't worry about not doing anything yesterday. i'm sure you'll find something exciting to do tonight.
as for me i'm trying desperately to get accustomed to the onslaught of the summer's heat approaching. next week is going to already break the 100's. i wish i had weather as good as yours for you to still be wearing a jacket during the day as shown in >>23841353
anyways, have a fun Saturday night.
>>23842634
>read the post
It's a screenshot of the original, the original was too large to post
>>23844406
how much undressed did you get on this photoshoot?
>>23844406
Why dont you just resize the image?
>>23843200
But still post more pics please
>>23844682
Just the panties, there door was open, so I had to keep those on at least
>>23844746
Because I wasn't at home and I just had the image on my phone
>>23844924
You look like you enjoy eating pussy, is that correct?
Hotter than hell, but wanted to wear my new leggings
>>23844924
That's marriage right there
>>23844924
you look really cute
>>23845011
If the situation was right, would you be naked?
>>23845088
Yeah, I've already talked to my photog about my first fully nude photoshoot
>>23845108
nice!
too bad you dont sell those anymore
>>23845108
can we see the pictures?
>>23845011
Well can you resize them now and post them?
>>23845119
Sorry anon
>>23845124
They'll be censored and posted here, gotta wait for my photog to come down south again. If I had the money, I'd go up to him instead. These shoots add up money wise very quickly
>>23845144
It's just this one image, that's all I got back from it. I can resize this one and post it again if y'all want?
>>23845146
>They'll be censored
oh no please! :(
>>23845151
>I can resize this one and post it again if y'all want?
pls do.
>>23845152
Sorry anon, for now, uncensored are for photogs and my friends
>>23845158
I'll do it once I get home from doing errands tonight
>>23844371
i envy your weather. i live in Las Vegas which is literally located in the Mojave desert. it's not unusual for it to get 110+ in the summer. my family moved here from a tropical climate over a decade ago and i still haven't gotten use to this awful weather. as soon as i can i'd like to move somewhere northwest.
you're a pretty smart spender. i recall you buying $5 pants that looked decent in an earlier thread.
>>23845032
I bet you've read all the Star Wars books
>>23845390
I actually haven't read any of them yet, I plan on it. I prefer comics to books though
>>23842344
Oh shit! You finally posted again! I thought the last i was gonna see of you were those teasing high speed gifs of yours.
You really like captain america huh? I remember u had the shield hanging on your wall
def
>>23847236
Not only are you attractive you have mastered maked up.
Your tattoo also looks make up related. Is it something you do professionally?
>>23839567
>>23845032
Ha no problamo guess that just comes with the territory unfortunately, at least you already know how to deal with the thirsty menace so your jedi training wasn't for nothing. And good luck not breaking a sweat in that room lol don't know if that leather and black is helping
>>23847241
yes it is thanks
>>23847260
And that was my poor attempt at smoothness. I'll just show you the thirst. Post more :P
>>23847303
That golden lipstick made me tingle. I wanna see all the lipsticks shades you have :p
>>23847303
You know... I think this is the first time I've ever seen gold lipstick not look god awful.
>>23837450
wowzer!1 worth it
>>23847593
I think I have about 200 haha
page 1
>>23847593
I second that, but I want to see them on a part of my body...
...The hammer is my penis.
>>23834247
>>23837450
>>23845032
That's a hell of a transformation. If it wasn't for the matching tattoos and piercings, I wouldn't believe it.
>>23842344
Please come back
>>23844924
man this chick is gorgeous
>>23857092
I am always here. Want to see my 4.5" cock?
>>23857092
Do you have any pictures of the back of your head?
>>23857146
There's one of his alternate-ego's.
Be aware this pathetic troll impersonates people om here including shima, maxim, blonde girl, rokku,
>>23857194
>looks like a trap
>implying
get help lmfao
>>23857205
spotted the 2/10 emo tweak samefag
>>23857092
Merg. Zoe, you are tongue swallowingly hot. My fave posts in all of soc.
Short hair duke bump
fuck off photoshop troll autist, no one likes you
>>23857286
Who me? I did not photoshop, that's the wax museum fool
>>23857302
no, its some guy who is referred to as 'dale' who always shits up soc by spamming that guy with the big eyebrows everywhere and itt
>>23857652
Yes way. Utterly smitten kitten.
>>23857367
Yeah he photoshops maxim and a few girls in this thread
>>23857693
I lurk irregularly, but I always scan for the Z first!
/swoon
>>23857721
Okay, I'll leave-off then. O.o
Just trying to brighten your night, whenever you post it brightens mine. You seem really sweet, but maybe a little prickly, I like it.
>>23857092
continue... pretty piece of flesh.. iii aaam
>>23857742
Get it. You're really striking, and everyone is uniquely beautiful. I think people get hung up not looking like how they think they should look. You, have nothing to fixate on, because I (and I'm sure lots of others) are fixated on you :p
bump for Kim, Kira, Meow and YinYang
>>23857092
it seems like every pic you post has you in a different hairstyle which is p. cool.
moshi moshi Shima desu
I got my haircut
>>23860934
Cute
>>23860995
tyty :3
>>23860934
>>23861008
Hope today's treating you better, and if not have more hugs
>>23860934
>>23861008
You're perfect
do you have a before shot?
>>23860934
I see you all the time and I hate your fucking attitude. You strike me as arrogant and superficial, given the amount of preening and posing you do.
>>23861021
I'm having an okay day! Just spending a lot of time outdoors even though my derm told me not to :3c
>>23861030
No you are <3
>>23861041
go cry about it? :3
>>23861050
I love your new haircut senpai
It looks really nice on you!
>>23861063
Thank you! Oh btw I think I might go down to where you are this summer we gotta hang out again!!!
>>23861059
Choke on my tiny putrescent dick, glamslut.
>>23861084
At least you're self aware I'll give you that
>>23861083
Please!! I'm always willing to meet you senpai!
We can get froyo together
>>23861094
And bubble tea! *___*
>>23861101
Yes! I'm so down
>>23860934
>>23861008
>>23861050
i would turn gay for your benis.
>>23862529
h-h-h-hello
>>23862616
Oh wow, you're pretty and all but damn. I have to ask, how big are they?!
>>23862616
Show your whole body
>>23862627
This bra is a 34DDD but I've been trying to lose weight and this is all Victoria's secret had. She said I'm a 32DDD Plus a little more so maybe 32f who knows bra sizes are fucked. Down from a 36DDD feel bretty gud about it.
>>23862593
Hiya
>>23862642
You should be damn proud of those, any chance of a full bra pic
>>23862616
You have very intense eyes.
>>23862616
that's some great top quality pom-poms
It'll be time to go back to school soon, got about a month left before classes begin
>>23834247
>>23832405
10/10
>>23863619
You're too kind anon <3
>>23863466
I've missed talking to you this last week or so. How are things?
Do you keep that stuffed head on a pedestal filled with the ashesof your enemies?
>>23863466
Look at this nerd
>>23857092
How tall are you?
>>23862529
cute :o
>>23864080
I'm good, I've been very busy. Summer hours start today at work, so we're now open an extra hour. Graduation soon approaches, and it's our second busiest day of the year.
Nah, he sits on my bed so I can look at him
>>23865158
More hours is more money, at least.
Hopefully it isn't too bad. Do you work a "tip worthy" job at that pizza place?
>>23865172
I'm a bartender, but people don't tip. I used to make about a nickel a night. I only get tips on day shift for some reason.
It could always be worse though. I applied for Delivery Driver, and should be hearing back sometime this week
Wow lots of beautiful girls here, totally going to paint a few of you
>>23865351
Would delivery be better?they get tips, right?
>>23865528
Yeah, and it'll get me out of the restaurant as well.
>>23865726
Very nice. Away from all those crowds, too. I'd hate that...
>>23865785
More like emperor of balding and looking like a rat
>>23865785
Kill yourself photoshop troll, no one will ever love you
>>23865734
Yeah, it's gonna be hot next week and stuffy. It'll be 100 degrees on graduation. Gotta come in at 3 and work until 11. Much easier than last year
>>23866089
Getting out and driving will be so nice compared to that. best of luck to you, pretty lady.
>>23865785
Whelp Dale sure beats those cuck 3 Kings.
>>23866140
Thank you very much <3
>>23866248
Huh, swapping from my phone to computer changed my ID. Interesting.
You should show some skin tonight.
>>23866262
Possibly <3 gotta take a shower tonight, working up a sweat at work
Denied the driving position for 2 weeks, I haven't had my license for 3 years just yet
>>23866688
Mmm. I bet you look nice all sweaty. Though seeing women like that after lots of work is a tad gross, but seeing women like that after sex is very nice, I find.
I know you don't do lewds, but stuff like you did in your onsie was very satisfying.
Hopefully you get it after that, then. Waiting some time isn't too bad. is graduation there after that amount of time?
>>23867084
autism cringelord
>>23867084
norwooding baby dicklett/10
>>23866711
Graduation is this coming Sunday, it's going to be very incredibly busy between day shift and night shift. Night shift starts 2 hours earlier than usual for it.
>>23867574
Way to avoid some of the content I mentioned.
Looks like you'll ride this storm out, but be able to miss others.
>>23867593
Oh shit I had completely meant to thank you for that, it's been a long day. No need to be kinda rude about it though
I hope so
>>23867664
I'm quite drunk and horny. Hopefully we can excuse both our indiscretions.
I'm sure that once you're done with it, graduation won't be bad.
Also, sorry.
Next cosplay came in <3
>>23870132
I'm unsure who you are cosplaying as, but looks cute. Especially those stockings.
>>23870132
Love the stockings and boots
