NEW YORK THREAD- Getting OP laid edition
m23 212 str8
kik: mubovis
Looking to cheat on my girl with someone hotter
This is a hookup thread: You folks better put out!
>>23805416
Bump
516 plainedge looking for nudes of skanks from plainedge
hit me up on kik
dotiz
>>23805548
That's a very specific request.
23/m/ at turning stone casino in verona for the night for a business conference, would love some company of a girl or trap, or a really feminine dude.
Kik: matt_412
>>23805416
Bump
>>23805589
You would be suprised how many people have responded to posts like that
>>23807351
>wiki plainedge
>population 8.8k
are there more sluts per capita in plainedge than elsewhere?
wanna share some pics? how many different girls do you have?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plainedge
19/f/516
Looking for kinky sex
The rougher and sicker the better
>>23805416
Absolutely dank image top kek
>>23807728
Seems legit
23/m/585
Down for just about anything no homo
>>23807728
contact info?
>>23807751
save it and reuse it
25/m/RoChaCha
>>23805416
230 am bump
>>23807789
845 too. Where at?
>>23807728
22/m/516
i have handcuffs and a lot of cut soda cans. tell me where to sign up.
>>23808572
Kik is princess.daniellen
>>23807822
Kik: princess.daniellen
19/f/585
buy me calios or bring me to seabreeze or maybe just hit me with ur car
kik: kittenpoots
>>23807728
I'm the real princess Danielle here fuck off
>>23809200
lmao I just read the 'you better put out' shit
I mean the likelihood of me putting out is maybe 30% I mean it's probably not going to happen but I mean I guess it could if you were really hot and charming
which this is 4chan none of you are hot and charming
so it's probably at like a 0% likelihood for all you nerds on here
:)
>>23809200
calios sucks
>>23809363
u sucks
>>23809200
why do fucking retards who don't even live in New York keep adding me
why would I have any interest in talking to you if you don't live in the area code, much less the fucking state???
>>23805416
What is this Calios? What does it consist of?
I live right across the bridge in NJ, and I always here about this Calios but have never seen it or heard an explanation.
>>23809488
maybe because you're straddled between an international border and a state one?
>>23809509
I had an idiot add me from fucking Nevada though, explain that???>>23809503
DELIVERY CALZONES
>>23809503
which bridge? they're what passes for calzones up in the buffalo area. kinda like california pizza kitchen is to pizza.
>>23809514
cause, tits? probably tits.
>>23809517
I hate you all
>>23809537
<3
how's the cat collection coming??
anyway,
631
m30
let's fuck, hang out or otherwise waste time in a meaningful way. or not, i'm not a cop.
>>23809219
You're being very unfair to us, I've seen some decent looking guys (not to mention myself!) in this thread and I'm not even gay. Why stay unfucked? Are you a nun?
>>23808955
messaged you
I admire your unapologetic horniness
20/m/845
Kik: elpetee
Looking to get together with anyone around my age
>>23809660
because I'm not desperate
>>23809969
being horny and fucking someone who makes you wet doesn't make you desperate, desperate is, ya know, fucking hobos or something
My Kink: face fucking a little girl, making her choke, gag, messy and sloppy, telling her what a good job shes doing, keep her hands behind her back, tell her how proud I am of her as I continue to roughly fuck her face until I give her a big facial and cuddle with her.
21/m/rochester kik~ midnightsurrender
30/m/718 (Queens)
chubby bifag looking for cuties of whatever gender
kik: fredfoobar42
24/m/Brooklyn straight
kik: Swee1Coffee
26 M 516
bi bottom
Kik is zenitis
22/m/516
Looking for a friend or lover or whatever, I need something new in my life
>>23809660
she a cunt m9 don't waste your time
>>23811448
yeah i feel ya
anyway 585 is all the way in the other end of the state
>>23809219
lul cumdumps with unwarranted self importance
>sides
>orbit
>>23811510
literally the most common thing these days
>>23811518
so lame and uneccessary, self confidence all good
delusionally thinking youre better than everyone lolno
if you were all that you wouldnt be on soc to begin with...
>>23811539
preaching to the choir
are you a girl, by the way?
>>23809200
seabreeze sucks. the jackrabbit is such bullshit.
>>23811629
no not female
I used to work right down the street from seabreeze, yawn worthy at best
>>23811510
I'm cuter than you and I'm never going to have sex with you, you fat disgusting nerd
does this make you angry :3
>>23811667
stop its my childhood
>>23811673
STOP MY CHILDHOOD
>>23811703
you sound like a cunt and facebook angles in your selfies dont make you actually hot sorry to burst your bubble
at least youve got enough awareness to know the only worthwhile qualities you possess are the holes in your body that can be fucked lol
>>23811718
I'm cute
>>23811731
prove it by posting nudes
>>23811673
i don't know what seabreeze is
i learned about calios from this thread
upstate shit like price chopper and idek what else
upstate is basically canada
>>23811750
wny doesnt really have price chopper... just central and northen ny
I know tards from nyc think the whole world revolves around that shithole but it aint really so
>>23811777
well new york city is very different from upstate.
i've been upstate and it's literally like another country. a similar, english-speaking country but still another country.
>>23811750
what is price chopper
we have wegmans idiot
>>23811805
it's shop rite you flyover
>>23811819
aka gristedes
>>23811819
we don't have that here
>>23811902
>>23811826
i live in queens, and am originally from philly, so i'm getting a kick out of all of this
i miss acme and shop'n'bag
>>23811902
i was in buffalo a few times, but i didn't go grocery shopping
consider posting nudes, it would go a long way to prove your cuteness to the skeptics itt
Never any 315 girls. Chubby, skinny, all colors and shapes and sizes welcome. Kik necr0tic
>>23811906
Don't forget A&P and Pathmark
We lost a bunch of Food Emporiums recently, too
>>23811919
i used to work for pathmark. worst fucking job i ever had.
fresh grocer is nice, but expensive as fuck. their produce was always better than my old shop'n'bag though
>>23811928
What do you think about Fairway? I like the variety there and the prices are competitive but it could be called too hipstery
>>23811909
I'll never post nudes ever
>>23811938
i don't have one near me, but I used to work by the one on 6th ave. all i got around me is Key Food and a Food Town which is ghetto as all fuck
>>23811951
how prudish
>>23811962
tru. here's dis qt outfit I wore today
>>23811962
dude, chill. at the risk of white knighting, it's up to her if she wants to post nudes or not.
take a fifteen minute break or something, man.
>>23811961
Key food is ghetto. dk food town
The other ones I can think of are Morton Williams and D'Agostinos
>>23811967
i'd fuck you, assuming you're disease-free (and that there isn't a massive belly hiding under that loose shirt), but you live far away and i don't have a car or money to rent one
>>23811968
I dub thee Sir M'Lady of Queens
>>23811969
i could go ass out of my way to the TJ's on Metropolitan, but fuck it. there's two key foods in walking distance and they'll do.
and if you think key food is ghetto, you should see food town
>>23811979
>*would tip his fedora, but it's actually a trilby*
or something i don't know.
>>23811979
I didn't ask if you'd fuck me
I wouldn't fuck you
>>23811980
I'm trying to think of others around the city but other than Stop n Shop I'm drawing a blank
>>23811997
How about C-Town. Those places are usually pretty ghetto, though
>>23811992
you totally would tho dont lie
>>23811989
Your helmet. It's part of your armor.
>>23812005
Yeah, good eye. And Whole Foods
>>23811968
gtfo wk nigger
bitch is worthless, wants attention but only posts weak boring clothed pics
>>23810622
kik?
>>23812021
ur giving me attention tho :)
>>23812053
you know their is IDs for each post here right LOL?
>>23812073
I just switched to wifi you retard I'm on mobile
>>23812082
cool story
troll harder
>>23812098
wow look I'm back on the other id wow neat how does wifi work
M 18 845
Looking for a girl, preferably chubby/thick or whatever. Just wanna talk/flirt/listen to me bitch about my life some.
Not looking for sex, but some hugging and kissing would be really nice.
kik: wigglybones
Skype: venatorg
>>23805416
212 am bump
>>23812621
bump
26/F. 516.
I just moved out here in like March and the most socializing I do because of my work schedule is going to a dive bar in Manhattan every couple of weeks.
kik: ignemvulpi
37/m/845/straight
Maybe a drinking buddy or a friendly female. Not from NY, but I'll be staying a few months.
Kik: Rule_31
>>23814158
Bump
25 / M / 347 (west Bronx)
kik: ViewfromtheRight
email: [email protected]
Let's have some fun.
m/19/516
kik- localsingles
>>23814175
>ignemvulpi
you try exploring farmingdale and babylon?
>>23811980
>>23811969
...how did you guys forget Western Beef.
>>23814751
western what? The one I forgot was Trader Joe's
>>23814818
supermarket chain i remember being hella dingy n shit. There's one by College Point i think.
>>23814592
Not really. Furthest I've been is Smithtown.
Anybody in NYC want to hang out tonight? 23m good looking, down to grab a drink or whatever. Kik: inklly8
>>23814979
Anybody? :(
Anyone 518? 26m
Kik big_stove
>>23815120
this place is a terrible sausage fest full of men and girls who dont put out
i wouldn't get my hopes up if i were you
>>23815246
I'm not looking for sex just good company :)
>>23815286
messaged you
>>23809794
Where you located?
I'm so tired of you retards, how do none of you understand 585 is 6 HOURS AWAY FROM NYC
this is like the tenth dude from NYC to hit me up. fuck off!!
>>23815517
nobody lives in 585 get over it
and just post nudes already, we've all seen beef curtains and aren't afraid of them
got a bunch of messages after i went to bed so i'll try again tonight
30/m/718 (queens)
chubby bifag looking for cuties of whatever gender
kik: fredfoobar42
>>23815738
yuck, i hate dogs
>>23811673
I grew up there near there but now live in the 631
>>23805416
Ny suckks dix ew
>>23815779
I'm sorry you hate yourself
DAMMMMNNNNNN
>>23815808
you were the one who posted a dog as your nude pic
careful not to eat the roast beef between your legs, rover flyover
>>23815791
grill?
>>23815795
hi jersey. wake up and smell the pollution.
>>23815839
my crotch is beautiful and u will never see it ever 0:)
>>23815906
>shesaskingforit.jpg
M 20 516 looking for a girl in the 516
Kik- sjcbfj10
>>23816730
for what
Anyone up going to the Mets game in a couple of hours?
Seeking submissive males down in the New York area for some fun fun fun.
>>23817706
If you got an extra ticket I'm game lol
>>23812052
email me yours and I'll message you so we don't have to post them here.
socdaddythrowaway [at] uwebmail [dot] info
21/M/Gay/NYC
Kik: fred_babe
>>23817736
girl? is there sex involved? contact info?
>>23817665
surprise buttsex
>>23812052
girl?
>>23811360
go on.
UP IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN
914
fuck long island
>>23818139
yes
>>23818185
hot? post kik. i can do all that and more!
>>23818151
post kik
>>23818163
girl?
i
r
l
?
>>23818250
not a girl. don't get your hopes up.
315/20/m
Snapchat is Remy.Colley
>>23809219
No one wants to fuck you, hag.
M 19 518
Kik: zmilkywayz
>>23818565
I hope not, I don't want to fuck anyone either
kik anon516631 bi 24 m 516/631
>>23818651
Cool story bro
>>23811914
Come down to Queens and I promise you won't have any trouble with the ladies YOUFEELMEBRO
>>23819858
Is it cause he's ripped or do you know bitches?
>>23820350
t. manhattan with subway access looking for a guaranteed thing
716/m/18 bi
>>23805416
Bump
M 18 914/845 looking for drug plugs
>>23821109
hi there officer how them donuts been treatin ya?
>>23820452
it helps to post contact info if you're looking to be contacted, sah
>>23805416
Early morning bump
>>23809200
Um go fuck urself?
>>23822045
I laughed
>>23822091
Get less ugly honestly I'm so sad we have the same name
I feel really bad for you :/
>>23822097
I'm cute idk what ur on about
>>23822159
But like your really not
>>23822159
>Severely lopsided eyes
>Cute
>>23822159
>>23822165
You're both disgusting people so who cares
>>23822170
Im really not
>>23822175
You told someone to "get less ugly"
>>23822167
but I still manage 2 be cute
weird how that works
>>23822179
don't even bother arguing w them they're a dude pretending to be a girl
>>23822182
6/10 at best even slathered in make up. Would fuck once and never contact again.
>>23822186
ok so ur saying I'm cute?
>>23822192
Yeah fuck it you're pretty cute. Wouldn't you rather be beautiful or stunning though? Animals can be cute.
>>23822179
Well yeah she has a super ugly personality lol
>>23822182
would destroy every night
>>23822200
timestamp plz
I doubt ur female honestly u act like a dude trying to pretend he's a catty girl
>>23822215
I'll skype or whatever to prove princess.daniellen
>>23822217
no can u just take timestamp idc to skype
>>23822260
Well she's real alright
>>23822263
indeed
>>23822260
Several deviations hotter than shit tier Dani.
>>23822260
then u wanna discuss why ur so catty
calm down we aren't even in the same area code I'm not stealing ur clients
>>23822275
Thank you b
>>23822275
ya she's cute too
>>23822279
And catty bc after I posted my Kik she started shit
>>23822288
what shit did I start
i called myself the real princess Danielle did that actually offend you LMAO
>>23822285
No she'd be what you'd call beautiful on her worst day, stunning on her best. You're cute which is like the cop out word or attractiveness.
>>23822296
Yeah fuck off don't even talk to me you don't even look like a real girl
>>23822304
<3 ur great
What's ur area code?
>>23822308
Lol I'm way off in Australia, just telling it how it is
>>23822307
u must be very easily offended
I'm sorry I wounded ur extremely fragile ego
maybe getting sexual with random dudes on the Internet will dull the pain
>>23822315
Stay bitter
>>23822319
bitter about what
>>23822323
And my ego isn't fragile, I just don't like being disrespected
>>23822339
it's pretty fragile if you get mad when someone else claims to be 'princess danielle'
Anyone else remember when they said girls mature faster than men? lol
>>23822347
I'm 19 tho I'm allowed to be like this for a little longer
>>23822351
>Refusing to grow up
Well ya got me there. Growing up is a bitch.
>>23822182
Found you on Chaturbate
>>23822351
i think you're hotter cause I'm not a fan of septum rings but don't like how you stopped responding after i sent you my pic on kik
it's like you don't even wanna fucc
>>23822304
The white knight rides again!
Tally ho!
>>23822344
>>23822339
How about posting nudes, you two? It'd prove once and for all which one is prettier.
It's easy to dress nicely, but sexiness doesn't truly happen till you undress nicely.
>>23822633
I never said I was prettier
and let's b real she prob will but I won't hahaha
>>23822678
If she does she wins by default.
Showing some skin would help you in your quest to find an orbiter, though, cause you catch more flies with honey than with salt.
>>23822351
You're less annoying than that other chick.
>>23822701
*and you don't
Brooklyn, NYC
kik: unscot
>>23822701
Do you guys ever leave the house and see naked women in real life? What's with this constant hounding for nudes?
>>23822892
I can't speak for everyone here but I have a steady girlfriend.
Asking for nudes is a longtime 4chan tradition, newf.
>>23822915
I don't think she'll be steady when she finds out ur cheating on her :(
19, rochester, busslerhustler69 is my kik. Gay af, can cd.
>>23822915
>Asking for nudes is a longtime 4chan tradition
So is shitposting.
>>23822936
yeah she will, she loves me
>>23823167
Sure
24 M 845 (middletown)
Kik: jno424
Mainly looking for girls
18/F/going to Manhattan soon
reply with kiks? don't wanna be bored/lonely up there
>>23823718
Do you snap?
212/631
21/m/straight
Deadly handsome with a larger member
Snap/kik:roculous
>>23823718
roculous
Does no one here actually live near anyone else?
Lf nyc boys
>>23824042
Who the fuck are you?
>>23824037
gowanus here
who wants to do bad things?
25 m L O N G I S L A N D
diomedeidae666
>>23823718
mubovis
>>23824329
girl?
>>23823718
Freespud
24/m/631 long island area
darkgoombamagician
Looking to hang out. Get blown. Girls preferred, chubby is very nice. Guys not turned down though. Get at me.
>>23824329
Who are you?
Bump for St. Elliot's Day
>>23805416
Bump
607 m 28
Looking for a girl for nsa fun
Kik Vercidru
Anyone want to do acid? All my friends are clean and sober.
>>23825139
585 here
got five 200um gel tabs for sale if you're interested 10 per
>>23825147
>>23825139
Jrugz r bad m'kay???
>>23817736
Are you male or female?
>>23825139
I wanna do acid
>>23826441
Do you wanna do sex?
>>23823718
avengetherevengeful
>>23823718
Mementics
>>23826441
In NYC?
24/m/NYC
just want someone to jerk off for
>>23822260
You look nice,why are you here ?
>>23827485
Cause she wants:
DRUGS
R
U
G
S
>>23805416
Bump
20/M/518
Who else /capitalregion/ here?
Male, 26, bi queens
looking for a hung boy, to suck off mostly but could do more
kik buffyluffy
25/m/585
Anyone up for some fun? Open to anything.
kik: OrcasSuck
27/m/NYC
Bicurious and dunno what I'm down for exactly but my kik is PresidentofWhat
18/M/914/845 (Northern Westchester)
Looking for people who sell
Kik is "Anon.webm"
>>23829110
Bump for the tireless efforts of the tax-money-sucking mob of misfits and parasites known as the pigs.
>>23823718
Madisonman123
I give some good museum tours and have nice weed. hmu 20/M
Sunrise Bump
>>23830114
Bump
>>23831192
Bump
>>23831511
Dubz
>>23826441
Dunno what this shit is, looking for some . Timothy's bicycle ride.
mynameizbless@outlook
>>23827712
i honestly do tho pls someone hook me up with some ski or dmt or something else fun
M/23/Curious
Based out of GP because do wtf the area code is.
24/M/Bi
tall athletic asian with a thick body and butt :3
looking for some fun, I like oral & anal play.
Ask me for nudes, kik - vincethehuman
kik - vincethehuman
>>23832954
i have a dick that's lots of fun
more addictive than crack heroin and meth put together
defs more fun than getting v&d by the pigs itt
>>23832998
Where's gp?
>>23833069
wish you were a girl
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMFsJiAcELY
>>23833097
Bump
>>23809200
>585
>>23828384
>585
>>23825147
>585
19 m whats up 585 peeps
Bumperino
