Assumption thread
>>23784532
Southern us
>>23784532
independent, guarded, athletic, fond of aquariums, spends time with horses
>>23784532
Nice save.
>>23784577
Lives with a female relative.
>>23784532
Laughs a lot
>>23784577
Good at puns
>>23784585
Likes whisky
>>23784532
Outgoing, you love animals and watching movies in theatres.
>>23784577
Learning how to play an instrument like guitar or bass. You like math or D&D (or both).
>>23784585
You like psychological films and classical theatre. Quiet, but more extroverted than some of the people you know.
>>23784596
You love warm weather and, when it's winter, log cabins and a nice fire.
>>23784585
Close connection with your mom.
>>23784596
Is no stranger to nicotine
>>23784633
Already have light experience with guitar and bass but I'm practicing pennywhistle lately and had a pretty good jam sesh earlier today so maybe you picked up on that
>>23784532
memes around in the gym
>>23784577
failed chad
>>23784585
nice nails, you are an extrovert
>>23784596
people ironically appreciate your shirt
>>23784633
hows 8th grade going?
Ok
>>23784663
I guess so! What can play, if you don't mind my asking?
>>23784720
Pretty bad. Didn't see you at lunch today.
>>23784532
You look like my bank teller, obviously a party gril.
>>23784577
Christmas in summer.
>>23784585
Sniffing her hand after masturbating like the disgusting degenerate she is. Wild, unkept hair, obvious signs of mental retartation yet filed nails yell another contradicting story. Final verdict: Aleleet zoo.
Also a hoer.
>>23784596
Likes to wear ponchos.
>>23784633
Equinsu ocha!
>>23784720
There's someone out your window...
>>23784727
Ok
>>23784532
You take it in the ass daily.
>>23784577
You secretly love dicks.
>>23784585
You enjoy being spanked.
>>23784596
Closet homosexual. Admires male bodies.
>>23784633
Thinks aliens are real and is obsessed with them.
>>23784720
Masturbates excessively.
>>23784790
Has at one point, masturbated to dragon ball z hentai.
>>23784790
Dedicated MCR fan when he was younger. The kind of person who treats people watching likr a competitive sport and fucks with strangers constantly
>>23784720
Sporty, but not exactlg first pick. The funny one of your group, but said group lacks a little spine
>>23784633
Very inteoverted. Finds small talk strange and alien
>>23784596
Finds that shirt incredibly uncomfortable
>>23784585
Socially minded, resds alot of political theory related stuff
>>23784577
You've got a lot of close friends who are girls. You've yet to.sleep with any of them
>>23784532
Could rattle off every piece of trivia concerning your sorority. Was an athlete, then partier, now back to athlete
>>23784790
Did you just call me "white devil white devil"? You like superhero movies but don't care for comics.
>>23784777
too many carbs man, nice trips tho
>>23784790
its my dog
>>23784805
howd you know
>>23784532
nerdy dork girl
>>23784577
Intense memer
>>23784585
Over analyzing social interactions
>>23784596
ayy lmao
>>23784633
This kid right here bumps flockaveli when nobody is close and dabs like there ain't no tommorow ( jk elitist metalhead with asburger and hangs out with awkward unimpressionable older guys)
>>23784720
Has an issue with getting respect from people but really wants it so bad
>>23784790
No contact with the social dogma, has entered god mode
>>23784834
Le gamer
>>23784805
Only the reptilian kind.
>>23784834
I'm a hermit, but I have no problem with small talk. You like board games, indie music, and the fall.
>>23784852
Yeah, I hear that. Thanks, though!
>>23784893
how the fuck did you know you magician
>>23784920
whicheru one are u u
>>23784893
Come on, man, your dad's pretty cool. You probably like music akin to Kendrick Lamar and Death Grips and regular "4chaner".
>>23784532
rides horses
>>23784577
laid back, but will kill you if pissed off
>>23784585
smokes weed
>>23784596
witty
>>23784633
shy, into weird taboo stuff
>>23784720
womaniser
>>23784790
nerd
>>23784834
chill and friendly
>>23784893
likes dark humour
>>23784941
<3 (:
>>23784941
yeah both are gooooooooooood
>>23784585
You are so adorable. Mind sending a selfie to this user on kik?
miggsqw
>>23784950
You like anime and you are Plat in LoL
>>23784834
You're nice to ladies and you're into military history
>>23784720
You like pop punk and emo bands. sometimes you touch the minors on your guitar.
I'll let you know how accurate you are :-)
>>23784805
Not quite yet. Any good r34 you would recommend though?
>>23784834
Kinda half and half, the second part was more accurate, mostly the end.
You are into military, as in the history and whatnot.
>>23784850
Maybe...
Kinda, I rather read and watch if it interests me.
>>23784852
You have a cool dog.
>>23784893
Correct, my loyal worshipper.
You watch Charlie Brown Thanksgiving every other month.
>>23784943
Reenacting the Spiderman kissing scene, I will be M.J ok?
>>23784950
Not really, at least I don't consider myself one.
People have told you you resemble Tiger Woods.
>>23784979
>touch the minors
Obviously plays with young instruments.
>>23784950
virgin to be exact
>>23784979
cant play any instrument, and I love electronic music :)>>23784986
true
>>23784979
You wouldn't hesitate to punch someone in the face if they were being dicks
>>23784950
Stoner with a secret crazy artistic talent
>>23784943
You watch a lot of porn
>>23784893
Short temper and a little bit nerdy
>>23784834
Music snob, computer geek, lonely
>>23784790
Obsessed with looking in the mirror
>>23784720
You believe the whole "negging" tactic works
>>23784633
Metal head (obviously)
>>23784979
youngest of 3 siblings, at least one older brother.
>>23784950
STEM major?
>>23784943
australian
>>23784893
lives with his mom
>>23785001
probably wouldn't hesitate too much!
you've got a cute face btw!
>>23784893
slavic ancestry
>>23784950
high on memes/weed
>>23784979
your eyes are widely appreciated but you stay at home 24/7
>>23785008
Got one older sis, two younger brothers!
>>23785019
Outside most of the time
>>23785001
I could care less about my appearance, but I do admit I like this picture of me. Makes me feel like a saiyan.
You look like you just awoken, the necklace either indicates you have gotten from another country, or you stole it.
>>23785001
false
>>23784979
Loves bullet for my valentine and trivium
>>23785044
not even close bOOOOOIOOooIIIIII
>>23784585 High-maintenance Persian femanon, but into dirty sex stuff, so...
>>23784633 Way more intelligent and mature than anyone will ever give you credit for due to that babyface that makes everyone look at you like you're some fuck-doll.
>>23785008
perfectionist with a hard-on for christian bale
>>23785001
feminist, likes to read books and enjoys nature
>>23784979
former scene girl
>>23784950
funny but hard to get time to hang with
>>23785050
godspeed u!blackempereorroro?
>>23784979 Collar = frigid bitch even though that's not who you are anymore.
>>23785001 Recovering psytrance fan. Wants to poi but feels is already too old for that scene.
>>23785055
"high maintenance"
i fucking lost it
>>23785063
aren't we all former scene girls
>>23784532
Really intelligent, doing her best to look good so she can fit in better but doesn't really care for looking good.
>>23784577
Flaky guy with questionable opinions on politics.
>>23784596
Does drugs and clubs at the hottest Artist spots.
>>23784834
A gamer who is slowly losing pleasure in gaming and thinking about picking up woodworking.
>>23785001
Does not take shit from anyone and wants the world to know that she doesn't. May have matured into this personality more than having been born that way.
>>23785065
What in the fuck is poi? And psytrance?? What do these words mean????>>23785063
100% true
>>23785064
nooooooooooooooo
>>23785065
probably the closest guess so far
>>23785063
Just a happy girl who doesn't cope well with negative people in her life. Wants an easy and comfy life.
>>23785076
Got really into that Mirai Nikki anime and is now identifies as Yuno-kin
>>23785089 OK, but close is no cigar. Is it more self-confidence then? Career progress? Finishing uni?
>>23785093
No, please, why must you meme me? I never even played it ffs.
>>23785056
Takes a long time to shop for things
>>23785063
Doing some type of art degree, maybe fashion
>>23785076
Contemplates the universe a lot
>>23784532
happy about everything
>>23784585
you smoke weed and everyone on snapchat knows it
>>23784596
you have more than one shirt like that
>>23784633
you look much younger than you are
>>23784720
frequent omegle user
>>23784790
cisco ramon
>>23784834
beard bro
>>23784893
closet murderer
>>23784943
can't take a fucking photo properly
>>23784950
you've tried to go super saiyan at least once
>>23784979
so misunderstood...
>>23785001
either vegan or feminist
>>23785008
you've seen twilight more than a few times
>>23785076 Pet-lover. Collects comics in single-issue form. Listens to comedy podcast. Tolerates anal but is annoyed when people assume you're some kinky slut merely because you dye your hair.
do me next pls
>>23785063
>>23785063
Youre so cute. I bet youd be perfect for master slave petplay
>>23785008
You would look better without the slick back hair
>>23785001
You look like an avatar. Not an assumption, js.
>>23784979
You have LOTS of secrets.
>>23784834
You probably get the soulless joke pretty often
(but youre really good looking& I love redheads, so who cares)
>>23784585
You model? You should beautiful hair, skin& eyes
>>23785095
Eh, more so just secure with career choice. Not worried about what I'm going to.
>>23785001
>Stoner with a secret crazy artistic talent
Not a stoner, but I did taekwondo for 9 years does that count?
>>23785008
>STEM major?
Yes :)
>>23785019
>high on memes/weed
MEMES
>>23785063
>funny but hard to get time to hang with
holy shit the accuracy
>>23785114
You should, you have*
>>23785111
More attractive than Khloe Kardashian for sure.
>>23785106
Comedy podcasts aside (I do love watching stand up routines on YouTube though), that's pretty much correct! I guess I don't do the comic collection anymore though.
>>23785103
Yes, not just the universe. I contemplate a lot, in general, on all things. I like understanding reality and the whys.
>>23785105
Vegetarian AND feminist
>>23785070
true
i use to shop exclusively at Hot Topic & wear blue lipstick hahah
>>23785091
agreed haha.
but i understand that hard work comes before the easy work !
>>23785103
i am considering animation
but right now i'm torn between physics and compsci
i'll say you wear toms & bike frequently
not so good at cooking but wanting to learn interesting recipes.
>>23784943
Not used to our vertical world.
>>23784950
Can't say I am! (To either). You love to laugh and love comedy movies.
>>23784964
Yeah they are!
>>23784979
You're an insomniac (or used to be, for better or worse). You like good movies and good music.
>>23784986
And that's awesome, too!
>>23785001
You've recently crossed something off your bucket list.
>>23785116 Right on. Nothing more sexy than that.>>23785114
>>23785114 Seasoned EDm grill with a stable life/career. I'd even go so far as add "relationship" but you ARE on /soc/ on a Sat night so I'm guessing either in-between relationships or "taking a break" that's lasted too long if you're being honest about yourself.
>>23785105
so very misunderstood.............
>>23785114
so many
>>23785063
that's.. more accurate than I'd care to admit. N-no homo.
Princess mononoke is your favourite Ghibli movie?
>>23785056
>>23785105
I've seen about 3/4 of it, what I saw was bad but not especially awful.
insecure about appearance.
>>23785122 Spend some time with me and I'll turn that tolerance into joyful desire ;)
>>23785133
Fair assumption!
>>23785122
Louis C K and Eddie Izzard are favorites of mine. Oh! And Russell Peters.
>>23785114
oh my
>>23785117
i'm pretty good at these B)
>>23785111 Has a pretty extreme kink/fetish that everything else about you, including this pic, is hiding. I'd guessing either diaper fetish or pet play.
>>23785055
I appreciate your passion. Don't know what a "fuckdoll" is, though.
>>23785056
Unfortunately. Still get carded at the movies. I'll say that, because of your beard, you get the opposite!
>>23785063
You like concerts and music festivals.
>>23785076
You're currently playing Overwatch.
>>23785103
You love going to new places and never go to the same place twice.
>>23785150
I try, haha!
>>23785220
That's the reason I have the beard! I look like a teenager without it lol
>>23785114
Soulless? Haha
>>23785076
Suprisingly accurate
>>23785220 "fuckdoll" = people fucking you because you're pretty and sweet looking w/o any care for your personality.
>>23785275
I see. I apologize for this question (because of the way it sounds, but I'm only asking for curiosity's sake), but you know I'm a guy, right?
Once again, I appreciate the sentiment, but the only women I date don't date me for my looks. God knows I wouldn't, haha!
>>23785297 Your upper chest looks like boobage in that pic. My bad.
>>23785105
never been there before