New assume thread
>>23766585
You're an unhappy person, might be into traps. Likes getting drunk, 20 yrs old
>>23766585
You own a pit bull.
>>23766592
You're usually the designated driver.
>>23766585
good music taste. likes alternative and pop punk maybe?
>>23766592
you have a big group of friends but secretly hate 90% of them
>>23766601
short tempered but is a pretty nice person otherwise.
>>23766585
Misanthropic to a degree. Introvert. Cares about his appearance.
>>23766601
Dealt drugs at some point
>>23766592
Lives in the south
>>23766607
Live in Hawaii
>>23766592
Dude pretending to be a chick
>>23766623
nope but I do live somewhere with a relatively tropical climate lol. you're probably very intelligent and like astronomy
>hang out
ofc
>>23766623
You work in insurance
>>23766617
Lives in America
>>23766607
Has a few too many snapchat friends
>>23766601
Frequents a local bar
>>23766585
Wears trench coat to look sad
>>23766592
Tries to show off her lager boobs to make up for her lack of confidence
>>23766601
Would chill with
>>23766607
Snapchats constantly
>>23766617
Is a freak once you get to know her
>>23766623
Would be usually found in the garage working on cars
>>23766675
>>23766677
not quite but good guess lol
>>23766675
played soccer at some point in life
>>23766677
likes classic rock maybe?
>>23766607
Loves animals
>>23766617
Makeup and hair always on point, yet rarely goes out.
>>23766687
shit... 100% right. congrats anon!
>>23766687
Lol my make up and hair is only on point when I'm going out... which is pretty rarely so I guess you got that right.
>>23766675
Yep. My assumption is that you don't have a gf.
>>23766617
listens to blink-182
Who doesn't love the classics..but more of a techo and electronic head more than anything
>>23766677
Probably works at a gas station or a dead end job. Has potential for more however
>>23766675
Thinks he's very good looking and tries to use it often
>>23766617
Knows she is insanely good looking but is humble about it
>>23766607
Enjoys both a good party and some quiet time watching movies
>>23766722
Nice good burger poster. I don't think I'm insanely attractive. You look like a sweet but lonely guy. Movie nerd I would imagine due to the posters. Probably have a good sense of humor.
>>23766722
my favorite dapper/cat man is correct!
>>23766601
True about DD, You look like you have daddy issues
>>23766607
I hate about 95% so true, you look like you skipped class to get high a lot in high school
>>23766617
Midwestern, you look like you love reading and are a romantic even though you have a strong wall built up to prove everyone otherwise, also a good sense of humor.
>>23766623
you work a job that doesn't have good security but pays decent (IE oilfield, welding)
>>23766675
you live in California and are (probably) gay?
>>23766677
Wow right on the dot, I hate myself but I love my tits. You look russian and you like guns and beer
>>23766722
frat boy, goes to college on daddies dime
>>23766734
You are very correct, my goodness. And I was totally right about you, you are insanely good looking and you're just being humble about it <3
>>23766747
never used drugs but I did skip class a lot lol
>>23766722
Nice dude, before I graduated you would have been dead ok (pita pit tho, not pumpin gas)
Would guess lives with predominantly girl roommates, wears comical tshirts, and gets along with his parents
>>23766747
All accurate, except if I'm in a relationship it's clear how much of a romantic I am.
>>23766747
Damn would love to be Russian but love whiskey too much for that, anon!
Your tits are nice but no need to hate yourself
>>23766585
Favorite album is the columbine one by bones
>>23766761
Doesn't have ance but feels the need to associate herself with being a "qt" for her own moral support
Assumptions coming
>>23766796
Owns a Samsung note 5 cell phone.
Also likes a hearty breakfast.
>>23766592
You live in an agricultural area
>>23766601
You have dealt drugs and made a profit
>>23766617
You have a creative side
>>23766623
German
>>23766677
Have worked outdoors
>>23766722
Top shagger
>>23766761
Hated school. (p.s marry me)
![IMG_6796[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5u4H7w1.jpg "IMG_6796[1].jpg")
hoe filter here
>>23766803
Samsung galaxy s6. Close though what made you guess? Spot on about breakfast.
*changed pc*
>>23766677
nope
>>23766722
deportist
>>23766675
selfie addict
>>23766617
you're totally right lol, you look innocent kek
>>23766601
dogue de bordeaux, you look french
>>23766819
What was I right on? I'm not that innocent.
>>23766819
French? No, American (Anglo-Slavic mix)
>>23766796
you like reading but don't tell anyone about it
>>23766807
very kind hearted
>>23766814
you're good at english and science but horrible at history
>>23766823
oh, sorry, i'm OP.
misanthropic, introvert and a little bit metrosexual
mm idk why you look that innocent, maybe the eyes
>>23766816
It's the way the Samsung phones light photos and picture quality.
Eggs and bacon for life bro
>>23766785
That huge red thing on my chin is acne lol
>>23766840
Actually I'm good at English and History, just not math or science
>>23766592
Probably dumb
>>23766601
Chill guy
>>23766607
Not happy with you appearance
>>23766617
Sensitive to a degree.
>>23766623
You are an elitist in some things.
>>23766677
Listents to good music.
>>23766722
Friendly and interesting, probably the kind of guy that everyone wants to hang with.
>>23766877
Will smoke Hella Ganga at some point in life if not already. Also will also lose his mind on lsd a good many times at a festival. So in retrospect, your future is gunna be fun as hell
Let me get them assumptions doe
>>23766902
>doe
Back to Mexico with your shitty beaner grammar.
>>23766872
Wuttt if that is all the acne you got you are fine as shit
>>23766896
I smoke weed, on a weekly basis, and i tried lsd once, so yeah, your asumption is pretty accurate
>>23766906
Damn I thought it was a black person thing silly me
>>23766856
Nice catch.
Hell yeah on big breakfast. Chuck some good Scottish black pudding in there and potato scones and you are on to a winner j
>>23766910
Nice dude, I smoked religiously for 8 years. Kinda miss it from time to time. Adulting blows
>>23766997
You look like Brendan Fraser
>>23766877
used to hate the way I look but I've accepted my face and I'm content
>>23766585
Into fashion. Quite pensive & Melancholy. Has defined individual preferences
>>23766592
Blunt and mistakenly offensive IRL at times.
Bubbly & Outgoing but quite insular underneath
Would of liked to have had a good prom
>>23766601
Saves money better than most. A softie underneath
>>23766607
>>23766607
>>23766607
has more geeky tendencies than your friendship group .closet introvert learning to play an extrovert well plus you wish you could hug all the cats.
>>23766617
Nihilistic, quiet, but curious. has an interest in some sort of STEM field. Goes to lengths to take care of those that are close but disregards those that aren't
>>23766623
Has survivilaist skills and camps every so often.
Has never drank a cocktail, in fact you don't see the point in cocktails you think they're something for women and children
>>23766675
spends too long in malls. European. Can be quite abrasive. Possibly sleeps upside down
>>23766677
Would be buried with a pair of 1210's
thought exit through the gift shop was provocative
once listened to burial and almost cried
also wishes there would be less bureacratic red tape in life
>>23766722
Strong paternal qualities. Hard worker, quite straightfroward and honest. Cheating a bit with the background but obviously a film aficionado.. so probably more eclectic and impassioned taste than most in other things too
>>23766766
Brandon I think you're A in pretty little liars
I know it's hard to believe but I'm a guy! Just disclaiming because I'm not the most masculine looking.
>>23766585
You're pretty broody. Small things snowball into big ones ans you're done with the world for the day.
>>23766592
You're pretty average by your own definition, but that's far from the truth.
>>23766601
You love to work out and listen to bands like Disturbed or something.
>>23766607
You're working on your confidence. You love art in all of its forms.
>>23766617
People always think you're in a relationship, for whatever reason. You like to keep to yourself about a lot of things.
>>23766623
You drink with your coworkers pretty regularly. Loves football and hockey.
>>23766675
People always make "Justin Bieber" or "One Direction" jokes despite the lack of resemblance.
>>23766677
You're a private person but you love going to shows and festivals.
>>23766722
Your voice is deeper than people initially suspect.
>>23766761
You hate the cold but live in the North.
>>23766796
You'd be stereotyped as a lumberjack ten years ago. You don't like how hipsters have taken that look for no apparent reason.
>>23766807
Insecure about how you look.
>>23766814
You like college parties. Probably the "funny guy" in your circle of friends.
>>23766877
Antisocial. PC gamer by trade.
>>23766902
You like things outside of your culture and don't care for your heritage.
>>23766997
You have seasonal depression; you surround yourself with positive vibes/people or animals to forget about those things.
>>23767164
this is so accurate... you're magical anon. one problem, all animals rather than just cats.
>>23767167
also very accurate
>>23767164
You used to go to school at Hogwarts
>>23767167
Holy shit
>>23767164
What gave you nihilistic vibes? Spot on except I'm going for an M.D.
>>23766877
really good music taste. you and your friends all have really similar interests
>>23766902
you like long drives with the windows down
>>23766997
you were in a band in high school
>>23767164
you enjoy photography and creative writing
>>23767167
you watch supernatural? (assumption based off of necklace)
>>23767189
is an EMT
>>23767189
My arms are pretty pale aren't they? I actually don't know you're referring to, haha! You're going for a bacholar's degree for something you've always dreamed about; you aren't going to a 4-year, though. You're going to a 2-year and transferring to save money (which is a smart thing to do)
>>23767206
Nope. Never seen it. I'm Wiccan.
I've heard mixed things familias.
>>23767242
Forgot pic
>>23767224
i actually have a family friend who's wiccan but I've never discussed it with her. enlighten me?
>>23767167
Enjoys reading, especially fantasy worlds.
Interest in meaningfulness in life and a pursuit of the road less travelled.
where you live now is not where you want to live long-term. you're still trying to find out who you are but you're not in a rush
>>23767182
:)
>>23767189
Cheating with the pic but you're a country boy. You ride around on quads and trucks, do manual labor and enjoy the simple life. You like beer and a good BBQ but that's how you were raised and you want to do branch out and try something a little different. You'll find your soulmate on farmersonly.com
>>23767201
just the gaze in the pic. Doesn't seem like an extemporaneous snapshot like a serial selfie-taker would do, more like something you did out of curiosity or because you realized you just don't have many. I could definitely picture you as a lab coat clad thirteen from house type. Either that or a crime scene investigator, something slightly morbid solving something tangible
>>23767244
you get no shortage of women but you once made someone an offer he couldn't refuse on the oral hookup thread. Also you've contracted every STD known to man but you're immune systems so powerful it just laughs it off without antibiotics. Plus you have a collection of at least 4 beanies
>>23766592 doesn't do drugs, pretty high functioning, into cats and maybe Disney
>>23766796 Hrm I think you had a baby face in high school and didn't really have that full beard until you went to university. The rest is obvious you look chill. >>23766807 aspergers? Yikes if not.
>>23766814 sassy and metro but consider yourself friendly so whatever
Drunk, sorry if any of this comes across as abrasive. I'm a nice goy.
>>23767244
Just a bit wise beyond your years. Chill; you like to sit back and observe rather than be at the center.
>>23767189
You work in manual labor.
>>23767167
>I know it's hard to believe but I'm a guy!
wew lad. Okay, you're currently binging on some show.
>>23766814
>hoe filter here
Hoe filter indeed. Right next to the angel wreath one. You play League, and you're Plat 1 atm.
>>23766796
You used to be a bartender. Now you work from home as a SEO evaluator.
too drunk to do anymore giuys, rip I'm going to bed please leave me some assumptions
>>23766585
You spend a lot of time on the computer and you're studying in a STEM field
>>23766592
Standard issue Sorority girl
>>23766601
Recreational drug user
>>23766607
Good at domestic duties nosexist
>>23766617
Unsatisfied with your current job
>>23766623
Metal/Hardcore fan
>>23766675
Tight knit circle of friends that's known each other for a long period of time
>>23766677
Another Metal/Hardcore Fan
>>23766722
Well organised and in college/fresh graduate
Assume away
>>23766617
extrovert, likes archery
>>23766722
pop punk as shit
>>23766761
qt
>>23767494
why are you doing this brandon
>>23767585
Don't think it's him
>>23767508
Metal head I'm guessing. Works some sort of laborious job. Good sense of humor
>>23767585
UMMM because he's mentally ill, duh!
>>23767610
>>23767367
> no shortage of women
Haha no, I've only had sex once.
>>23766592
you like going to parties
>>23766607
you have a nice job
>>23766796
you like fishing
>>23766814
you like to dance
>>23767508
You're very right on that one. I listen to a lot of The Front Bottoms, Modern Baseball, and Weezer (which isn't really pop punk but whatever)
>>23767702
>Weezer
I'd still count some of their work as pop punk desu
>>23767597
You know it, factory worker / own my own record label
>>23766585
you want to be the Punisher
>>23766601
you are really Dan Stevens from the Guest
>>23766607
always stands at the crust of a pit but never dances
>>23766617
recently moved back with parents after a break up
>>23766623
couldnt see during this picture
>>23766675
cant skate but wears clothes from skate shops
>>23766677
has a decent record collection
>>23766722
worked at a failing movie store
>>23766761
uses phone while eating just because boredom is greater than appetite
>>23766796
former marine
>>23766807
cant have facial hair because of work
>>23766814
prefers tequila over whiskey
>>23766877
has a youtube channel for skating but never uploads
>>23766997
known as the funny guy in social circle
>>23767164
tired of the harry potter jokes
>>23767167
owns numerous blackcraft shirts
>>23767189
doesnt actually use truck for work
>>23767503
cant wait for the new doom game (projecting here actually)
>>23767710
Niceee
>>23767761
Jokes on you I never left home.
I assume you're a waiter/college student
>>23767821
nice
>>23767816
jokes on you I am back home and am actually a cook so you are sort of actually right about the restaurant life.
>>23767821
cool, a dick
>>23767761
I actually did work at a fucking video store you god damn psychic. It was like the only one open in like hundreds of miles. It was basically a tiny shack
>>23767854
why else would you have a Cedar Rapids poster?
>>23767853
I could see it in your facial hair
>>23767863
That's a bomb ass movie tho forreal
>>23767390
amazing person, slightly introverted but can appreciate a party every once in a while
>>23767429
probably likes pop punk and/or classic rock
>>23767482
nah you right, I'm cuban so I'm a good cook but I hate cleaning. You're probably more intelligent than you seem and dont like letting people know it
>>23767494
FUCKING BRANDO
>>23767508
most likely started with listening to pop punk and slowly converted to metal
>>23767654
interning for a vet, i love it so much so you're right. you like looking at aesthetically pleasing photo sets and probably have an amazing tumblr full of art
>>23767761
damnit, you're right. you used to skateboard and listen to sleeping with sirens. evolved to more sophisticated music (with a slight emo vibe to it still. once an emo, ALWAYS an emo). you're probably really good at baking too.
>>23767865
its actually just glued on pubes from men I have been assaulted by... don't know how to remove it safely
>>23767867
its not the worst movie but only someone who worked at a movie store during the decline of such a business would have took it home to watch it a million times and begin to have an affection for such a simple movie. Thats what happened to me when my movie store closed. Ended up watching Club Dread every single fucking night and am still in love with it to this day.
>>23767879
Honestly had to look at your pic again because it did look like a gorilla mask to me
>>23767874
not bad man. Tore my ACL thinking I was better at skating than I was. Had an emo ( more deathrock/ goth style) phase in highschool. Still skate but am too pussy to go all out like I did as a kid.
>>23767879
My favorite movie is either Good Will Hunting or Nacho Libre. Everyone hates on Nacho Libre but I love that fucking movie so much
>>23767891
Pleb. Good will hunting is only amazing on the first watch I'm pretty sure
>>23767891
anything dealing with/ mocking lucha is good in my book.
>>23767888
its not a mask, I am really a gorilla posting on a japanime fake snuff message board. I fucking knew you were Sherlock all along. You still owe me 20 bucks for those pictures of my mum eating bananas btw
>>23767896
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is also tied for first with those 2. I love Jim Carrey in that movie
>>23767900
Um I've never seen those pics but I'd love to. Will pay $2
>>23767903
Cable Guy and Man on the Moon are my favorites with him
>>23767907
fuck that, you're trying to swindle me because you lost them.
>>23767903
Perfect movie but I can't watch it because I know it'd prob make me cry
>>23767912
Wish I knew what you were talking about. I just wanna see an old lady eating a banana
>>23767918
fine....
>>23767916
That movie is so fucking good god damn. Plus Kate Winslet is a babe
>>23767164
Thanks! Completely spot on! Everyone thinks you're serious until they get to know you better. You love the rain, board games, and the art of cinema.
>>23767251
In short, it's the worship of nature. We believe in a spirit world, a goddess and god (The Earth Mother and The Horned God), and desire to help others any way we can.
>>23767429
Technicaly, yes! You write your own music (prog or black metal, maybe?) and occasionaly have studio musicians.
>>23767482
You love watching sports in a stadium.
>>23767508
We probably like the same music. You've recently been explorting some aspect of yourself.
>>23767654
You're always tired and need a constant stream of caffine/stimulation to stay awake and focused.
>>23767761
No, but I follow their page, haha! You like underground music and collect vinyl; you may or may not actually have a vinul player, but you're not collecting them to listen to. You hate the term hipster because of often you get called it, even though the label is highly inaccurate.
>>23767874
You were right up until you assumed I don't like letting people know it but damn good work
>>23767951
No dice, hate watching sports all together haha
>>23767951
outside of some of their very try hard shirts they do actually make some decent stuff. I do have a record player and typically only buy things that waxwork puts out because I love movie soundtracks. Itunes has that subscription where you can listen to any and every song for 8 bucks a month so just use that so I dont waste money on records.
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